Podcast Title: Unsupervised with Syd & TP
Episode: Only at a W Game
Release Date: July 31, 2025
Introduction
In the episode titled "Only at a W Game," hosts Syd Colson and Theresa Plaisance (TP) from Unsupervised dive into an unexpected and bizarre incident that occurred during a WNBA game. Staying true to their spontaneous and humorous style, Syd and TP navigate through the chaos with their signature wit, blending serious analysis with playful banter.
Main Incident: The Unexpected Chaos at the WNBA Game
The Incident Unfolds
The episode kicks off with Syd recounting an unusual event at a WNBA game between the Golden State Valkyries and the Atlanta Dream. As the game reaches a critical tie with only 51 seconds left (00:30), a disruptive object—later identified as a dildo—was hurled onto the court, causing immediate uproar.
- Syd: "All right, y', all, this is not a WNBA podcast, but y' all insist on trying to make it one… If it's not kicks, it's dicks." (00:00)
- TP: "Coming to you live from Unsupervised, we have breaking news. The WNBA is making headlines for something completely out of the green for balls that we're not used to seeing on WNBA courts." (00:19)
Analyzing the Situation
Syd and TP dissect the incident with a mix of humor and curiosity, questioning the motives and logistics behind such an audacious act. They delve into the potential scenarios that led to the dildo being thrown onto the court, discussing everything from the perpetrator's planning to the security measures (or lack thereof) at the event.
- Syd: "And I want to get to the answers, though… Golden State Valkyries are playing at Atlanta Dream and a nightmare of a situation occurs." (00:54)
- TP: "Do you have any facts that back this statement?" (02:21)
- Syd: "All right, I got a trajectory formula for us. Okay. So we're going to look at Y equals X tangent." (02:26)
The Science and Theories
The duo humorously attempts to apply a basic trajectory formula to understand the object's path, showcasing their playful approach to problem-solving. They entertain various theories, including the possibility of the dildo being brought in via a backpack with elastic straps, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.
- TP: "Imagine, like, coming up to guard a ball screen, and all of a sudden, you see a different kind of ball entering the court from the side… What happens?" (04:02)
- Syd: "I like the thought of a slingshot. I just imagine this individual got a backpack in." (06:18)
Public and Personal Reactions
Syd reveals that someone, potentially their friend Syd, tweeted about the incident, claiming responsibility humorously. The hosts discuss the implications of such a public admission and how it reflects on one's character.
- TP: "Someone wasn't proud of the moment. They were proud of what they did." (09:10)
- Syd: "But I also use the green heart. That was my favorite part…" (08:14)
Guest Appearance: The Green Machine
Introducing The Green Machine
Midway through the episode, Syd and TP welcome a special guest known as The Green Machine, an inanimate object anthropomorphized to discuss its "breakthrough performance" at the WNBA game.
- TP: "Please welcome, everybody. The Green Machine. Welcome to the show." (11:46)
Discussion on Representation and Impact
The Green Machine shares its experience of being thrown onto the court, expressing feelings of unintended chaos and the resulting personal and public scrutiny. The conversation shifts to the importance of representation and how unexpected figures can inspire and motivate communities.
- Green Machine (Syd): "I really ain't like that… I'm getting online and I'm like, it's threats about me." (14:12)
- TP: "So is this your first time in front of a national audience?" (14:30)
The segment concludes with reflections on how such incidents, while seemingly negative, can actually serve as motivators and symbols of visibility for underrepresented communities.
- Syd: "For me, it's just exciting to be, like, a motivator for people." (14:30)
- TP: "Representation really matters in your community…" (15:35)
Listener Stories and DMs
Claire from South Carolina's Relatable Story
Syd and TP read a heartfelt and humorous story from Claire, who shares her experience of discovering her boyfriend's infidelity through intuition ("the holy spirit") and how it led her to find solace in WNBA games.
- Claire's DM: "I discovered Ms. Sydney Coulson, who I now know is hilarious, talented…" (17:07)
- TP: "It seemed like she was learning throughout the process…" (19:13)
The hosts offer empathetic and comedic advice, applauding Claire's strength and her journey towards healing.
Claire II's Babysitter Quest
Another DM comes from Claire II, seeking a position as a lead babysitter with a humorous twist on her qualifications, including making mac and cheese fortresses.
- Syd: "No. All right, well. Anonymous Claire2, thank you for your submission." (21:20)
- TP: "We don't believe in handouts here. Never supervised." (21:57)
Riley's Birthday Surprise for Chrissy
Riley sends a heartfelt message requesting Syd and TP to wish her mother, Chrissy, a happy birthday, which the hosts enthusiastically fulfill with playful banter.
- Riley's DM: "Her name is Chrissy, and she's turning 49." (22:40)
- Syd: "Happy birthday, Chrissy." (23:19)
- TP: "You only turn 49 once. So, Ms. Chrissy, happy birthday to you." (23:57)
The exchange highlights the hosts' ability to connect deeply with their audience while maintaining their humorous and light-hearted demeanor.
Conclusion and Farewell
As the episode wraps up, Syd and TP reflect on the day's events with a mix of laughter and genuine emotion. They encourage listeners to engage with the podcast through likes, subscriptions, and social media interactions, emphasizing their desire to reconnect in person in future episodes.
- Syd: "So thank you so much for joining us for episode two." (24:11)
- TP: "No amount of space can keep this conversation apart." (25:21)
The episode concludes with a humorous mishap during a birthday wish and a heartfelt promise to continue bringing energy and connection to their listeners.
Notable Quotes
- Syd: "Kids having to grow up way too fast." (10:40)
- TP: "If you're getting to the point where you're thinking I should check the phone, then do you actually want to be in that relationship?" (19:42)
- Syd: "Make sure it's fun. So just go do it." (25:09)
Final Thoughts
"Only at a W Game" exemplifies Syd and TP's unique ability to blend humor with genuine discussion, turning an unexpected sports event into a multifaceted conversation about representation, personal growth, and community engagement. Whether dissecting bizarre incidents or sharing heartfelt listener stories, Unsupervised continues to deliver entertaining and relatable content for its audience.