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- [00:01]
Sydney Coulson
All right, y', all, this is not a WNBA podcast, but y' all insist on trying to make it one. Like, this was. This was an eventful Tuesday night, and it wasn't just because of the basketball. Like, what is this? If it's not kicks, it's dicks.
- [00:19]
TP
Coming to you live from unsupervised, we have breaking news. The WNBA is making headlines for something completely out of the green for balls that we're not used to seeing on WNBA courts.
- [00:31]
Sydney Coulson
Syd, I'm fed up, to be honest. Those were solid jokes that you just made. Love those.
- [00:37]
TP
Thank you.
- [00:38]
Sydney Coulson
Every time that we try to detach ourselves from the W a little bit or basketball, and we want to go be funny and show we're multi hyphenates, we're real back in.
- [00:48]
TP
Always something. First of all, so many questions here.
- [00:53]
Sydney Coulson
So many questions.
- [00:54]
TP
So many questions here.
- [00:55]
Sydney Coulson
And I want to get to the answers, though. Golden State Valkyries are playing at Atlanta Dream and a nightmare of a situation occurs. Okay, this is, well, I guess nightmare, depending on who you are. It is a dream for some.
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TP
It's an Atlanta Dream for sure. For some.
- [01:14]
Sydney Coulson
The mean green, I want to just call it the mean Green. Mean green was catapulted onto the court from the stands during live action. The score is like 75. 75.
- [01:27]
TP
It's like 51 seconds left.
- [01:28]
Sydney Coulson
It's tied. This is a crucial point in the game. Somebody said, here's my moment, my time to shine, baby.
- [01:39]
TP
They held the mean green on their person because I think there's a bag policy. So it had to be on their person throughout the whole game. Little did they know it was going to be a nail biter to the end. And then the moment was found. In real game time. We didn't wait for game stoppage.
- [01:56]
Sydney Coulson
No.
- [01:57]
TP
In real game time. To catapult.
- [02:01]
Sydney Coulson
Yeah.
- [02:01]
TP
This trajectory.
- [02:03]
Sydney Coulson
And there are other angles where you see the players faces, you see the people are terrified, you know, and completely terrified. Like we're inquisitive people. Like, it's not just about the humor in it. Let's get down to the science behind it. I want to know.
- [02:19]
TP
It's about the science.
- [02:21]
Sydney Coulson
Where was this thrown?
- [02:22]
TP
It is about the science. So do you have any facts that back this statement?
- [02:27]
Sydney Coulson
100%. All right, I got a trajectory formula for us. Okay. So we're going to look at Y equals X tangent. We're going to get down to the bottom of this when we get to Atlanta. Yeah, but there's an angle where you can see the crowd and there's a section where, like, people aren't sitting because there's a big Atlanta Dream banner. So we know. So that boils it down to even fewer people. But we saw security did go to take some people out or, like, security went over to the. The. That section. I don't know if they found a person. But even funnier, security was on the court in the angle where the. The video person zoomed in on. Mean green, lifeless on the floor. A man from, like, courtside, but, like, a section below gave, like, a little handkerchief or, like, a little rag to grab it with. Like, it was infection control. In the security guard, the lady, like, picked it up, and I just said that, like, the security guard.
- [03:44]
TP
Did she throw it into, like, an evidence bag? Like, what happens. What happens when this happens?
- [03:52]
Sydney Coulson
There's no protocol.
- [03:53]
TP
Do a thorough investigation from the police, or is it just our investigation? We're. We're people of the people, so we're gonna do this investigation just in case it's not thorough enough. From the Atlanta PD 1000%. So we have questions, a ton of questions.
- [04:12]
Sydney Coulson
But I also. I envision there being like, this was thrown by, like, somebody's ex, but this isn't the first time that they've been at work or, like, at an event and their ex has thrown a dildo at them. So for somebody, this was triggering, and they're like, oh, shit. Like, she's here.
- [04:28]
TP
Not again.
- [04:29]
Sydney Coulson
And I.
- [04:31]
TP
Not. Not this again. Like, I'm just supporting your theory here.
- [04:41]
Sydney Coulson
Like, it also almost hit a player. Like, it's zoomed by. It's zoomed by multiple players. And you can see that Nas Hillman's face. She, like, pointed at it. She was, like, in slow mo. In slow mo.
- [05:00]
TP
Imagine, like, coming up to guard a ball screen, and all of a sudden, you see a different kind of ball balls entering the court from the side. My first inkling would be to duck. Like, I would just get out of there. Let's get down to all the steps the perpetrator had to do to pull this off. Okay, so, for starters, they had to go to the store, make a purchase or maybe an online purchase for discretion. Like, maybe you don't want to share. Maybe you're saving this for this big moment. You have to then plan a way to get this object. We don't know how large it is. We don't know how easily it can fit on a person. But if there is a bag policy, that makes this whole situation even more impressive.
- [05:41]
Sydney Coulson
It makes it hilarious.
- [05:43]
TP
You have to sneak it in on your Person, you get it in the first quarter, passes by, what's your anxiety? Like, what's your thought process? Second quarter, halftime, like, are you thinking, like, oh, I should have done it already. I should probably do it soon. Like, what's going on? Third quarter, even the fourth quarter, you get down to the last minute and you're like, showtime, baby. Do you throw it with your own arm? Do you have some kind of slingshot that you use another object to get it out there? What happens?
- [06:19]
Sydney Coulson
I like the thought of a slingshot. I just imagine this individual got a backpack in. And when I say backpack, a certain community will know what I'm referencing. They brought that thing in, and they also had a strap with some elastic where they could.
- [06:37]
TP
Do we bleep out on this show or are we letting this roll?
- [06:40]
Sydney Coulson
Because we're not bleeping a damn thing.
- [06:42]
TP
We're not bleeping. Okay. We're not bleeping.
- [06:44]
Sydney Coulson
Marty said to keep our park our, like, tallies consistent. Days without a dildo thrown at a WNBA game, like, oh, gotta start it.
- [06:59]
TP
Back at Back at zero. We were doing so good for so long. Days without accident.
- [07:07]
Sydney Coulson
I'm so intrigued by the mind of this person as well. Like, because there was. There was a lot of time for you to change your mind.
- [07:18]
TP
But also, speaking of getting into the minds of a person, there was someone that I'm like, I feel like I'm pretty close to that went on Twitter and claimed responsibility. And that person is. You said it reads. Sorry, I did not mean to throw that. So far, y'. All.
- [07:37]
Sydney Coulson
I was hoping nobody would see that. It was late at night. I was hoping nobody would see. It was around 11pm I said, I'm good to go here.
- [07:44]
TP
It's weird because we were actively FaceTiming. So you did have an alibi, and I didn't see you leave your location to make this happen, but if you did, I need to know, was it you?
- [07:58]
Sydney Coulson
It wasn't me, but, like, seeing that was so funny that I'm like, all right, if I just say this, if, you know, you know, like, the people who are watching the W or saw this, they'll understand what's going on. I just feel like it was very me to say that.
- [08:15]
TP
And boy, did they. Right now, currently, that tweet is sitting at 764,000 views. So I'd say a few people saw this tweet.
- [08:26]
Sydney Coulson
Hey, Mom.
- [08:26]
TP
Hey, there. So most people can hide behind their tweets online. The fact that you're in real person claiming this is also Insane.
- [08:40]
Sydney Coulson
And I also use the green heart. That was my favorite part, using the green heart. And we have so many green things right now. Tp, Your mic is literally.
- [08:49]
TP
Mic's green. The pen's green.
- [08:52]
Sydney Coulson
A road in green font. Me and you, we ought to make a. A mean green dildo page.
- [08:59]
TP
And speak for it.
- [09:00]
Sydney Coulson
And then we're gonna buy. We're gonna start going to, like, sporting events. And it's kind of like pictures are like, oh, where's mean green been? You want to do that?
- [09:08]
TP
Absolutely. I look without question.
- [09:10]
Sydney Coulson
Okay.
- [09:11]
TP
But also, getting into the arena, you might be able to do it.
- [09:15]
Sydney Coulson
Oh, yeah.
- [09:16]
TP
As a. Somebody tweeted, I have a perfect accessory idea for your tunnel fit. So there's a lot of options for us to get mean green involved in our lives moving forward. Another thing about this whole situation, Sydney. Yeah. Is that the person who did this did a Chuck and duck, and you went on the Internet and you claimed it. So someone wasn't proud of the moment. They were proud of what they did. Obviously, a really great bit. Appreciate the joke. But in terms of being banned from WBA locations for the rest of their life, probably we won't see them again.
- [09:57]
Sydney Coulson
Oh, they gotta give them a warning.
- [09:58]
TP
And you went on the Internet and claimed it. What does that say about you as a person?
- [10:04]
Sydney Coulson
I just see the humor in everything. I mean, the. That would even seem the humor. The situation is funny in and of itself. Even funnier. It looks like players got hit with the dildo because they have the, like, cash app symbols on their jersey. The Atlanta Dream player. So it looks like the dildo skidded across your jersey. Everybody's jersey. It just jumped from jersey to jersey. Then it hit the floor, and then it landed by the fans.
- [10:31]
TP
Do you think they made like, a little.
- [10:33]
Sydney Coulson
Mom, what's that? Nothing, baby. Oh, my God.
- [10:38]
TP
Things that you never thought you would see at a W game.
- [10:41]
Sydney Coulson
Yeah. Kids having to grow up way too fast.
- [10:43]
TP
Sid, do you think when it hit the ground, did it make, like, a little, like, skin noise? Like, you know when you get, like, a little raspberry on the ground? Like, do you think it was, like, come to, like, a halting stop? Like, it also had, like, a little give at the end.
- [10:59]
Sydney Coulson
Like, it, like, probably still wiggled a little at the end before. Like, I just.
- [11:03]
TP
And then it fell to the side like jello. There was live. And then it killed off. And then we acted like it was like, Monsters, Inc. And there was a child in Monsters, Inc. World.
- [11:17]
Sydney Coulson
Yeah.
- [11:18]
TP
They were treated like we need.
- [11:19]
Sydney Coulson
This is why I Don't think it's the WNBA games. It's sick. Would you say the first episode? Would you say the first episode. This is sick. This is sick.
- [11:36]
TP
There's kids.
- [11:37]
Sydney Coulson
Just when we start getting new fans, then we lose them. Stuff like this. They're like, only at a W game.
- [11:47]
TP
We have our first guest appearance from Inanimate Object. Please welcome, everybody. The Green Machine. Welcome to the show.
- [11:56]
Sydney Coulson
What's up?
- [11:58]
TP
So, you know, as a pioneer in the sports space, like, how does it feel to have the breakthrough performance that you had?
- [12:06]
Sydney Coulson
I mean, it was my first game. For real. My first women's NBA game. Like, I mean, shit was cool. It just. It wasn't entertaining enough. I kind of wanted to be, like, in the action is how I felt a little bit. But, like, it was straight. Like, it was straight. Well, it wasn't straight.
- [12:28]
TP
So you. You weren't feeling like you were getting enough action in your everyday life that you had to then make this kind of decision.
- [12:35]
Sydney Coulson
I came with my homeboy. I came with, like, a couple of my boys, and they was talking about, like, man, it should be fun. Like, should be cool. And I was like, all right, like, I'll go see. But I wasn't Like, I can't. Like, I really like Ron Howard. I heard about her, but I ain't seen her play in person, so it was like, I was excited to go see her play in person. So when she wasn't playing, I kind of wasn't, like. I wasn't, like, checked in like that no more. I was like, twin. Not even playing. Like, this ain't really fun for me. The game was close. It was tired, but, like, I just wanted something, like, fun to happen. So this was, like, fun for me.
- [13:15]
TP
So let's go through all the ranges of your emotions. Like, how did it make you feel when you were treated? Like an infectious disease or some kind of.
- [13:24]
Sydney Coulson
I really ain't like that. I really ain't like that. They end up putting me in cuffs and stuff, and I'm like, listen, man, I try to bring joy and pleasure to people. I. I ain't never in no position trying to hurt nobody. This was me just having fun. I'm just trying to make fun for everybody. Like, pretty much everywhere I go. Like, I be making sure it's fun. That's the most important thing to me. I'm never doing nothing out of no disrespect or to make nobody uncomfortable. That's never been me, right? So for me, being in this position and being almost vilified, like, I'm getting online and I'm like, it's threats about me. Like, I'm hearing the announcers saying, like, this should never take place, shit like that. I'm like, y' all don't even know me. For real. Like, if y' all really knew where I was from, y' all wouldn't be saying the shit that y' all saying about me. For real, man. It's pissing me off, for real.
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TP
So is this your first time in front of a national audience? Like, you got screen time on national television? There was a zoom in. You got a full game stoppage and zoom in. You were the center of attention. How'd that make you feel?
- [14:30]
Sydney Coulson
Man, a lot of my friends, my phone blowing up. It's crazy. I didn't think all this was gonna happen, but my family, they reposted me and stuff on a story. And it's real big in our community, for real. To be seen on tv. We don't have a lot of, like, celebrities, and the ones that we do, the ones that we do have is kind of like, they frowned upon. It's kind of like y'. All. Y' all in, like, a weird industry. We not really rocking with that. So for me to be somebody to, like, show a different side, like, we could be out in public. And yes, even though I was perceived as something negative to some, there are some that have seen me and it's been encouragement to them. They're like, well, well, you know, I wanna be out in public too. It's kind of like the Amish community, for real. You don't really be seeing them, you know, so when you see em, it's like, oh, they exist. It's like, yeah, we exist. Like, just. I don't know. So it's just. Man, for me, it's just exciting to be, like, a motivator for people.
- [15:36]
TP
Now it seems like representation really matters in your community, and I'm honored to be able to sit down right now with you and talk this through. Thank you again for your time and I'll come back. Thank you for the impact that you created.
- [15:52]
Sydney Coulson
Oh, so, man, I'm here to make ripples, make waves. You got to feel me.
- [15:58]
TP
For this segment and for all future segments. Just know that when you submit, like we said in the previous episode, we won't say it first, but we will say it second. And if you submit anything to us, we will keep you anonymous unless you state otherwise. Yeah, so with that being said, we have an anonymous DMER that.
- [16:20]
Sydney Coulson
Yeah, so this is from, like, Imagine Me still just reading there.
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TP
Yeah.
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Sydney Coulson
Anyway, Claire from South Carolina was like, yeah. Girls, can you help me out with this?
- [16:31]
TP
We got you, girl.
- [16:32]
Sydney Coulson
So this one starts. Hey, baddies. Hey, baddies. That's us. So I have a story that might be perfect for the pod. A little tragic, a little hilarious, and very real. I dated a guy for two years. I can already tell you where you went wrong, baby. Two entire years. I thought we were building something solid, until one morning I got hit with a full blown intuition attack. AKA the holy spirit. Whispering girl, Check the iPad. Okay. Very descriptive. Long story short, while I was at work paying bills and minding my business, my man was having 8am Orgies with men. Yes. In the morning, baby. In the morning. Yes. The breakfast buffet came with sausage and betrayal. Honey. Okay, she's. She's a writer.
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TP
She's hilarious.
- [17:24]
Sydney Coulson
As if that wasn't enough, he gave me chlamydia. Like clap for community. No, I'm just kidding.
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TP
Clap one time.
- [17:33]
Sydney Coulson
Which really was the cherry on top. This all happened recently, and after a lot of crying, testing and Google searches about. I've only climaxed once with a man in 28 years, girl.
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TP
So I wonder if she went from like, that, the hetero headlines to maybe like being a part of the Alphabet.
- [17:52]
Sydney Coulson
Who maybe it says. One time I started watching WNBA games for the healing, and suddenly I'm following Paige Becker's AZ FUD. And then I discovered Ms. Sydney Coulson, who I now know is hilarious, talented, not single, devastating, and has the sexiest voice ever. Anyway, the reason I'm reaching out is because no one talks about this. The DL culture, the women who get caught in the crossfire and how common it really is. There's so much shame and silence around it, especially in black and brown communities, but also there's so much material. The receipts I have are both soul crushing and kind of Emmy worthy, if you're open to it. I'd love to talk.
- [18:38]
TP
Speaking of Emmy, that writing was Emmy worthy by itself.
- [18:42]
Sydney Coulson
Let's talk about it. I mean, not a ton of advice to give.
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TP
It seemed like she was like, I.
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Sydney Coulson
Hope you're already gone.
- [18:52]
TP
She was learning throughout the process, like she was gathering information. And she seemed to have gotten better with her life as she's learning the stages of. I feel like grief. Maybe not only her relationship and maybe her hetero life, her sexuality. I mean, if you're turning to the W for comfort.
- [19:10]
Sydney Coulson
Yeah.
- [19:13]
TP
I know we do a lot.
- [19:13]
Sydney Coulson
For healing. For healing. She said, I need some layups.
- [19:20]
TP
That was a slam dunk.
- [19:21]
Sydney Coulson
Sid, I don't even know where to start.
- [19:23]
TP
Let's start at the beginning, I guess.
- [19:25]
Sydney Coulson
Thank goodness for her feeling that urge to check the iPad, that nudge. I mean, I don't know. What do you feel about checking people's phones? I've never been a phone checker or a. Yeah, it's just not in me. I think if I'm. If I'm at that point, it's a wrap.
- [19:43]
TP
It's a wrap. If you're getting to the point where you're thinking I should check the phone, then do you actually want to be in that relationship? Is the trust there? Obviously the communication is not there. If you feel like they're communicating outside of what you're doing with that person.
- [19:56]
Sydney Coulson
Yeah, I think that it's already a rap or should be mentally if you're. If you're at that point. But in this, in this situation, I guess it's like you don't know what you were gonna find. So you just. I guess you just need to know. You just need proof before you leave.
- [20:14]
TP
Maybe the proof was in the sausage.
- [20:17]
Sydney Coulson
Right.
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TP
Well. Anonymous Claire, we're so glad that you've been able to like, make these like major life changes in your life. Welcome to the W. And also like, congratulations for like doing better with your life because you didn't need our advice. You, you did all the right things, girl. But. Anonymous Claire, we are proud of you. Okay, so this one we're gonna say it's from Anonymous Claire II okay, so our next DM to who it may concern. I'm inquiring about the position of lead babysitter. I'm ready to leave corporate America and return to a career with real benefits. This person has listed their experiences. Making Mac and cheese solo can build a bitchin fort. Duh. Lesbian Check. Mark. Bedtimes are strict but will leave a nightlight on. References are available upon request. Sincerely, Claire II so let's talk about the Mac and cheese. Since 94.
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Sydney Coulson
Yeah. Mac and cheese. I need to know how it's made. I don't want just box. You gotta break down how you're making this. What cheeses you're using. Because we don't play about Mac and cheese in a black.
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TP
Are you baking it? Are you like finishing it off with like some cheese on top? I know some people like throw some breadcrumbs on top of the cheese on top.
- [21:40]
Sydney Coulson
No. All right, well. Anonymous claire2, thank you for your submission. We will look into making you lead babysitter, but there are a lot of people up for the position. So don't just think that you got it. You didn't just get.
- [21:52]
TP
These aren't handouts. We're not. We don't believe in handouts here. Neversupervised.
- [21:57]
Sydney Coulson
Never. But thank you for writing us.
- [21:59]
TP
Okay, so we have one more DM for today, and this one's actually really special. Sid and I did this stretch live event at WNBA All Star Weekend. It was so much fun and open to the public. And Riley DMed us with someone that participated in that event, and we're just gonna read it off to you. Hey, Syd and tp. I know you guys probably won't see this, but it's worth a shot. My mom is a hu. Sorry for that outburst, Riley. My mom is a huge fan of you guys. Like, number one fan. We were just at WNBA All Star Weekend, and she even got lucky enough to get off the wait list to be able to do that stretching exercise class with you guys. Mom. Sorry about that.
- [22:41]
Sydney Coulson
Really hope you have fun, though.
- [22:45]
TP
She was a little redheaded woman.
- [22:47]
Sydney Coulson
Oh.
- [22:49]
TP
Anyways, her birthday is July 31st, and I know it would mean the world to her if you guys could maybe send her a surprise video wishing her a happy birthday. Her name is Chrissy, and she's turning 49. You guys are hilarious. And I can't wait to see more for the podcast. So, Chrissy, mother of Riley, participant in the yoga class that we hosted at the WNBA All Star Weekend, we are wishing you the happiest of birthdays.
- [23:20]
Sydney Coulson
Happy birthday, Chrissy. 40. Fine.
- [23:24]
TP
No. 49. She already did. 45.
- [23:28]
Sydney Coulson
I said 45.
- [23:30]
TP
Oh, my bad.
- [23:32]
Sydney Coulson
You ruined my birthday wish. I'm so sorry, Chrissy.
- [23:36]
TP
This is, like, not going the way that we expected it to go.
- [23:39]
Sydney Coulson
Sorry, Chrissy. We got a Karen trying to edit my birthday.
- [23:43]
TP
She wanted it. So this was as special us going back and forth on our mother's birthday, which might be special. Like, it's whatever way that you want to, like, view special to be. This could be it. With that being said, you know what they say, Sid?
- [23:57]
Sydney Coulson
No.
- [23:58]
TP
You only turn 49 once. So, Ms. Chrissy, happy birthday to you. Riley. Thank you for writing in and sharing this with us.
- [24:11]
Sydney Coulson
Get Riley something special because this was so sweet of her. What a good daughter you have.
- [24:15]
TP
But it's. This is kind of conflicting because it's. It's Chrissy's birthday, so who's getting.
- [24:19]
Sydney Coulson
I know, but this was her birthday gift. It feels like. No. Riley looks young. She can't buy. She can't buy her that much. It's like, her mom's allowance money that's getting her own gift. She's buying her own gift.
- [24:30]
TP
Oh, my God. Up until, like, my fifth year in the W, I was, like, writing my mom handwritten notes for her birthday and Christmas. Like, it's what the budget allowed. She loved it, though. She's a sentiment lady. She's a sentiment lady. It was a win, win budget friendly. And I got the waterworks, like, every time.
- [24:50]
Sydney Coulson
All right, y'. All. So thank you so much for joining us for episode two. We hope y' all enjoyed it. Make sure to like and subscribe on Together's YouTube and to follow us on unsupervised CTP on all social media. So we made it pretty easy for you, so there's no reason for you not to do it. So just go do it.
- [25:10]
TP
I'm like, it's right in front of your face.
- [25:12]
Sydney Coulson
Well, I look forward to when we can be in person again next episode. Well, I don't know if it'll be next episode. Can you just go wherever we're traveling to?
- [25:21]
TP
No, I would love to. I just. It is hard to be away from you. I don't know, Sid. No, I'm not there to wipe those.
- [25:28]
Sydney Coulson
Tears away, girl, you wouldn't be wiping my tears.
- [25:31]
TP
I know, but I would be crying right there with you.
- [25:34]
Sydney Coulson
I do. I need. I need the. I need the in person energy, but this will suffice.
- [25:40]
TP
We're like, touchy people. So the fact we like it to high five. We like to, like, grab arms if it's funny. Like, you damn near have a concussion. So we, like, we need that. But until then, no amount of space can keep this conversation apart.
- [25:58]
Sydney Coulson
Oh. Oh, do this. Oh, wait. What? Not a. The other half back here is up.
- [26:06]
TP
A little bit.
- [26:07]
Sydney Coulson
Back here's up. Song. A little more. A little more. There we go.
- [26:14]
TP
I don't know what you're.
- [26:15]
Sydney Coulson
Does it matter if you're black or white, Sam.