Started In New Orleans, Finished At The LA Marathon

Summary

Unsupervised with Syd & TP

Episode: Started In New Orleans, Finished At The LA Marathon

Release Date: March 12, 2026

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Overview

This lively episode of "Unsupervised" with best friends Syd Colson and Theresa "TP" Plaisance is a hilarious, freewheeling adventure that starts with the duo’s escapades at New Orleans’ Irish Italian parade and winds up with wild internet stories and marathon commentary. From “veiny cabbages” caught at a local parade and tales of family hijinks to dolphins allegedly kidnapping a Florida man, plus a side of locker room confessions, the episode delivers unfiltered energy, offbeat humor, and surprisingly sharp social commentary. As always, Syd and TP effortlessly meander from one topic to the next, turning every tangent into comedy gold.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. New Orleans Adventures: Irish Italian Parade

[01:44–13:35]

• Syd visits TP in New Orleans, finally joining the local celebration after years of missed Mardi Gras due to work schedules.

• Irish Italian parade: Unlike traditional Mardi Gras, this after-party event involves floats tossing everything from beads to “veiny cabbages” and even underwear into the crowd.

  • Wild parade items: Beads, cabbages, carrots, lemons, ramen noodles, cucumbers, garters, and even a new pair of panties and phallic souvenirs.
  • Syd: "It's a veiny cabbage." [03:16]
  • TP: "Garlic was a hot catch this year. They were stingy with the garlic... felt like that was a prize catch." [03:55]

• Family moments:

  • TP’s mother, "Mama Judy," is compared to Julie Andrews ("She gives... Julie Andrews in Princess Diaries" – Sid [05:53]), and is outed as a basketball legend who shaped TP’s personality, recalling her tough playing style as the “Hammond Hammer.” [09:02]
  • Syd is warmly welcomed by TP's family—“It's like a white Family Matters in here. People just show up for each other.” – Syd [07:14]

• Parade energy:

  • Neighborhood camaraderie, spontaneous street dance parties, multigenerational involvement, and minimal phone use highlight New Orleans’ authentic communal vibe.
  • “When the street gets shut down, that’s when you just go in the street, you start dancing.” – TP [12:59]

2. The Airport Pick-Up Debate

[14:25–17:19]

• Syd and TP weigh in on the “controversial” topic of picking friends/family up from the airport.
  • Both see it as a non-issue: “I would never be like, ‘Why are you even asking me?’” – Syd [15:52]
  • “Apparently being asked to pick somebody up from the airport is a hard no in some places... That’s like ended relationships.” – TP [14:25]

3. Home Life Gags: Showers, Toilets, and Chip the Dog

[17:20–23:40]

• TP’s rental pickup drama (ending with a Chevy Silverado instead of a van). [17:26]

• Syd’s battle with TP’s “modern” shower controls, resulting in a hilariously primitive bath: “I’m in the tub, like, bent over, squatting, like, washing caveman…” – Syd [20:32]

• Massive “BFG” toilet with a nightlight sparks irrational fears of snakes in the plumbing.

  • “I’m not gonna get bitten to Kuchi by… no.” – Syd [23:26]

• Heartfelt meet-and-greet with TP’s dog, Chip: “He had a vagina from the back… there’s no women to balls!” – Syd [19:31]

4. Memory Game: Apple, Bubble, Carpet, Saddle, Flower

[25:13–25:44] & [52:04–52:38]

• An episode-long call-back gag: Listeners are asked to remember five words, modeled on concussion test exercises, for a later memory check.

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Off the Bench, Off the Internet: Bizarre News & Reactions

5. Florida Man “Kidnapped by Dolphins”

[25:59–37:20]

• Wild internet story: Allegedly, a Florida man, Ricky James, claims dolphins kidnapped him and forced him to design an “underwater city.” After days missing, he was found dehydrated, with zero drugs or alcohol in his system, and legitimately exhibiting signs he’d been deep underwater.

  • “He told deputies he’d been kidnapped by dolphins and forced to build an underwater city.” – Sid [26:00]
  • “The dolphins... said ‘We got somebody that’s gonna handle your breathing, see Gerald... Gerald’s the HDIC, the head dolphin in charge...’” – Sid [27:25]
  • Both hosts consider (while laughing) the plausibility of the event and mock the government’s secrecy about “divine dolphins.”

• TP brings up legal restrictions on communicating with dolphins, referencing “divine power” lore [32:09].

• References to The Simpsons’ “Night of the Dolphin” episode and government/Epstein conspiracies.

  • “How much of our brain power don’t we use? There’s a lot we just do not know. I don’t put anything past it.” – Sid [33:10]
  • “No one believed in Wi-Fi until Wi-Fi was a thing…” – TP [35:16]

6. LA Marathon Madness

[37:34–42:25]

• Recap of the LA Marathon, drawn not for its athletic feat, but for a comically close finish and some NSFW commentary.

  • “Nathan Martin… won by 0.01 seconds, I think that is the closest finish in LA Marathon history.” – TP [37:48]
  • The runner’s incredible sprint finish is upstaged by a commentator’s over-the-top reaction, which the duo jokes sounds like “an orgasm on air.” [39:36]
  • Syd to Nathan: “Hope you dried your panties and everything, because that was really, really insane.” [41:01]

• Kenyan domination in women’s race: “Shocker. All the best runners, they’re, like, Kenyan or Ethiopian...” – Sid [41:57]

7. French Protest at the Louvre: Topless in Pig Masks

[42:25–47:03]

• French women stage bold protest at the Louvre in pig masks and topless, drawing attention to the Epstein files and government accountability.
  • “Focus on what they’re protesting, not the fact that breasts are out.” – Sid [43:34]
  • “Women should be able to make noise… Women haven’t been able to really be themselves up until recent times...” – TP [46:28]
  • The hosts criticize patriarchal societal reactions: “You see the effect of patriarchy even on women’s minds. For women to be in the comments, making the comments for the men...” – Sid [45:25]

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Listener Q&A: Locker Room Hi-jinx

[48:27–51:59]

• Listener DM: “What’s the craziest thing that’s happened to you in a locker room?” [48:27]
  • Syd shares a story about a celebratory water pour gone wrong: “...I slip and I fall back, and I’m like, of course this… stuff like that happens to me.” [48:56]
  • TP talks about the generational gap regarding locker room privacy and recording devices.
  • They riff on body confidence and the importance of comfort, with TP commending Syd’s attitude: “You have a comfort in your own body that I’ve never seen on an individual. I respect you for it.” [51:22]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Parade Bounty:
  • “It’s a veiny cabbage.” – Syd [03:16]
  • “Garlic was, like, a hot catch this year. They were stingy with the garlic…” – TP [03:55]
• On Family:
  • “She gives… Julie Andrews in Princess Diaries.” – Sid [05:53]
  • "[My mom] was known as the Hammond Hammer. And I did not get that gene at all." – TP [09:06]
• On The Dolphin Story:
  • “Gerald’s the HDIC, head dolphin in charge. Don’t play with Gerald.” – Sid [27:35]
  • “If we can believe in Wi-Fi... why not?” – TP [35:16]
• On Marathon Commentary:
  • “[The commentator] had an orgasm. If you listen closely… Hope you dried your panties and everything.” – Syd [40:06, 41:01]
• On Protesting:
  • “Focus on what they’re protesting, not the fact that breasts are out.” – Sid [43:34]
  • “Women haven’t been able to really be themselves up until recent times… There’s always some kind of, like, hyper criticism that comes with being a woman…” – TP [46:28]
• On Locker Room Antics:
  • “We had to tell young kids coming into the locker room, ‘Hey, you’re not allowed to videotape when people are changing.’ I thought that was just, you know, a socially understood rule.” – TP [50:23]
  • “It’s just bodies.” – Syd [51:41]

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Timestamps for Highlight Segments

• [01:44] – New Orleans parade recap begins
• [05:53] – TP’s mom compared to Julie Andrews
• [09:02] – “Hammond Hammer” stories
• [14:25] – Airport pick-up debate
• [17:26] – Car rental and shower fiasco
• [25:59] – The story of the dolphin-kidnapped man
• [32:09] – The illegality of communicating with dolphins
• [37:48] – LA Marathon’s wild finish
• [41:57] – Women’s marathon results and payouts
• [42:25] – The Louvre protest
• [48:27] – Locker room Q&A
• [51:41] – On body confidence in the locker room
• [52:04] – Memory test callback

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Tone & Language

The entire episode exudes warmth, chaos, and irreverent humor. The banter is peppered with personal anecdotes, deadpan sarcasm, and moments of realness about identity, societal norms, and the politics of womanhood—all delivered as if from a 2 a.m. group chat.

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Summary

“Started in New Orleans, Finished at the LA Marathon” is peak "Unsupervised": raucous, random, and relentlessly funny, but not without moments of insight and social critique. For fans and first-timers alike, this episode captures the essence of why listeners love Syd & TP: no subject is too off-topic, no joke too unhinged, and, underneath it all, a genuine friendship that never lets up.

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Transcript

[Sid]

Apple bubble, Carpet, Saddle flower.

[TP]

Apple bubble Carpet, saddle Flower.

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[TP]

Theme song.

[Off-Topic Rapper]

Tropic out of pocket Anything you need, they got it. Why don't you shop? You know they going to block it when it's game time and you know I'm going blocking. We cover everything like who harder than us? And yeah, we looking down on haters cuz they smaller than us and yeah my flow is so damn sick I be coughing it up. You said that we going fly.

[TP]

Well then I'm calling your bloo Sid. Woo. Tp man, what a weekend.

[Sid]

It was amazing. I'm in the no baby.

[TP]

Oh, also, we didn't say what's up to the babysitters.

[Sid]

Oh, sorry y'. All.

[TP]

Welcome back you guys.

[Sid]

What's up eavesdroppers? Damn.

[TP]

Once again you switch up on them.

[Sid]

Like I love it. Oh, I love it.

[TP]

Anyway, like Sid said, she's in New Orleans, baby and we having a good old New Orleans time.

[Sid]

We are. We are. TP have been inviting me, Marty, for years to come to Mardi Gras. We've always, we've always missed it cause of like AU is finishing up. So she was like, oh well still, like just come down. There's this, there's this parade that passes in my, you know, like in my area, like come through here. I'm like, okay, like let's go to New Orleans. I guess for an Irish Italian.

[TP]

Irish Italian heritage. And I just want to let everyone know I had no idea that we had these parades. I thought like once Mardi Gras was done, like it was just over. Yeah, no, there's this thing called Irish Italian Parades.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

And obviously, we cleaned up pretty nicely. I don't know if you guys took a look at, like, all the things that we caught, but we cleaned up really nicely.

[Sid]

Are we going through. Are we going through some of this? I think we should wait in.

[TP]

So the. The main piece. And, like, the main point of this is. It's a cabbage, y'. All. I know y' all are probably wondering, but this is a cabbage.

[Sid]

It's veiny.

[TP]

It's a veiny cabbage. But the thing about Irish Italian parades, which I did learn just a year ago, they throw actual produce off the floats. Like, they do throw regular Mardi Gras catches, beads, trinkets, etc. Yeah. But they also throw carrots and cabbages and lemons.

[Sid]

Tons of lemons.

[TP]

Ramen top. Ramen. Mama Ramen. If y' all know about mama Ramen, get on that.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

Candy.

[Sid]

Cucumbers.

[TP]

Cucumbers. A lot of lollipops.

[Sid]

I never got any garlic. I heard people talk, like, there were. There were whispers of garlic around the area. I'm like, saw garlic.

[TP]

Garlic was, like, a hot catch this year. Like, they were stingy with the garlic, and I'm like, throw that garlic. I never, like, really want or use garlic. I guess I don't cook. But, like, I felt like that was a prize catch.

[Sid]

Okay, but do you think that vampires are real?

[TP]

Yeah, so maybe I need to, like, really tap in. I don't know. Maybe they could be. I'm not completely against vampires being fake, but.

[Sid]

Okay. No, I was just curious. They threw so much cool stuff, though. Got this garter. Oh, and I'm wearing my. My boots again that I had on outside. Oh, what's that?

[TP]

Yeah, I don't know if you guys can see this, but, yep, it's a new pair of panties. Ready for your period, though? Because the bottom is red, but, yeah, I caught these little ladies.

[Sid]

I could have used this parade last week.

[TP]

No, seriously, because you have, like, the Fart Express with yours. Just go straight through the back.

[Sid]

No, those do have that little sound because they're fighting through some material. So it's like, you think it's about to be kind of quiet. This ends up projecting it, for whatever reason

[TP]

of these underwear.

[Sid]

Audio, y' all gotta see this.

[TP]

Yeah. Audio. I feel so sorry for you guys, but y' all gonna have to check this out. Actual panties on set today, y'. All. There's other things that were caught for real.

[Sid]

Okay, I'm gonna show one thing. They'll have to blur this one. Amati's little Sister Saya caught this. Be ready to blur. Just zoom, and then we'll move on from it. So I'm, like, saying goodbye to TP's, like, Mama, hugging her parents goodbye. And I'm, like, stabbing them in the chest with dicks.

[TP]

With wieners.

[Sid]

I like moving. That was so messed up.

[TP]

Poor Mama Judy.

[Sid]

Oh, my God. Speaking of what a cutie.

[TP]

Love Mama Judy.

[Sid]

TP has talked about her Mama Judy, I feel like on the show. But she's such a lady.

[TP]

Such a lady love.

[Sid]

She gives. What's old girl?

[TP]

Julie Andrews.

[Sid]

Hello, girl. What?

[TP]

She looks exactly like Julie Andrews.

[Sid]

She is just giving that, like, with glasses.

[TP]

It was Princess Diaries. Julie Andrews to be. Yeah.

[Sid]

You are Princess of Genovia.

[TP]

Yeah.

[Sid]

She gets.

[TP]

She acts like that. She is. She's probably the Queen of Genovia. I don't know.

[Sid]

She was. I don't know.

[TP]

I don't know if Genova is even real, but I could see my Mama Judy, like, also being the Queen of Genova. You know, Julie Andrews was.

[Sid]

She was. She's the lady. But she was having a time, and

[TP]

she was so much fun.

[Sid]

She was laughing at some of our jokes. I'm like, ladylike joke.

[TP]

We have humor in my family.

[Sid]

You do.

[TP]

You. You spent time with my family before, but you got to spend a lot of extra time with my. My parents and my brother.

[Sid]

Yes.

[TP]

Really? Now you understand, like, fully, like, where I come from, and, like, we're just bred different in my family. Yeah.

[Sid]

So much sense.

[TP]

So my mom was sharing some really funny stories with you.

[Sid]

Me and Marty and Saya are, like, in TP's house. All the family's in there. Every time somebody's coming in, I'm like. We're like. I feel like I'm in a white Family matters. People are coming in through the door. They're smiling or they're doing like a. And they stop. Like, Scotty's the guy that when he comes in, all the girls are like, oo.

[TP]

You know, like the.

[Sid]

Like a laugh track. But for that, I'm like, this is so interesting being. Being in here, because y' all are just a riot. Like, yeah, y' all's family is just. Y' all are fun. Family's so important to y'. All. You could tell people just show up for each other. Like, it was just a very cool vibe.

[TP]

And everybody wants everybody else to have a really good time. And it just goes full circle.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

Everyone lets the person next to them just be themselves and have fun. And I think that it made the parade Fun. But it also makes, you know, me the way that I am. And, you know, also another thing that makes me the way I am. My mom's obviously a great basketball coach. Hall of Fame basketball coach at that. Pretty much broke every single record at both of the universities she coached at. And also was a phenomenal player. Yeah. Literally, like, if you look at any record at both of the schools, my mom is every single one of them.

[Sid]

I know. That's right.

[TP]

So respect on her name, period.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

The most decorated coach ever. The only coach at Nichols State to, you know, go to the tournament, men or women's side. So shout out. To shout out to my mom. Anyway. My mom also had a decorated basketball career. She played with Robin Roberts.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

And against Robin. My mom was a very rough player. She was very dominant. Sydney, like, loves this story because my mom played at the. The university. Southeastern University and in Hammond, Louisiana.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

Go Lions. And she was so dominant. And also, she was, like, a force to be reckoned with. Like, I'm kind of like a finesse fairy if we're gonna give each other nicknames. Like, my career does not look like my mom's.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

I think she wishes I was a

[Sid]

little bit more physical, rough.

[TP]

Yeah. And, you know, she was known as the Hammond Hammer. And I did not get that gene at all. So my mom was just punishing, pretty much.

[Sid]

Just. She was talking about shoes. She was like, no, I would be swinging bows.

[TP]

Yeah.

[Sid]

Doing whatever.

[TP]

They had flagrants back in the day. I'm sure my mom was out of there.

[Sid]

Yeah. She was like. So I was, you know, like, leave with my bows. Sometimes you gotta get down there and get dirty. And she was talking about how she used to coach. How she used to coach you.

[TP]

Me, my Aunt Renee.

[Sid]

Yeah. Coached her little sister, which is hilarious. Her younger sister played for her. Where at again?

[TP]

Loyola University.

[Sid]

At Loyola.

[TP]

It's just crazy because, like, when your mom's a basketball coach, especially, like, when you're a kid, you think that she's like, regardless of what stage it is, like, she was, like an NBA championship coach in my eyes. Like, she was on tv, on espn. Like, this was such a big deal.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

Because the way that she impacted these girls and also the way that these girls, like, respond to her and were, like, motivated.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

Like, that's when teams were, like, real teams you didn't have. Just, like, the bond was there. And it all was, like, for my mom, I thought was the coolest job in the whole world.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

And. Yeah. Just being able to be raised in A basketball family with, you know, obviously the personality that she has as well. It makes a lot of sense that, you know, I'm sitting here in front of you today with all these beads on and having this conversation with you.

[Sid]

I know. She's so funny, though. Like, she was a. A grand old time. She's just big energy.

[TP]

Big energy.

[Sid]

And your dad was so happy with his friends. I saw just cheesing from ear to ear. Scotty was going crazy when they were throwing stuff off the floor. I don't know if you realize, but when they were throwing, some people were like, stop. Like, staying to throw in his direction because he was catching so many. He's catching the lemons. Like, he stopped the cabbage from hitting Demetrius head.

[TP]

Scotty is so athletic, it's not even funny.

[Sid]

They started. They started hurling lemons at him. He was like matrixing that, throwing it behind his back. I was like, if I was heterosexual,

[TP]

you could see it. You can see the appeal there.

[Sid]

Something like that would get me. I'm like, that. Not just the athleticism, the care for my friends.

[TP]

I know it's the care for your friend.

[Sid]

You didn't let him get hit in the cabbage with the head.

[TP]

Which honestly, like, I would have loved to seen somebody get side it with a cabbage, to be honest. Like, if it were me and you, I'd be like, I want to see how this kind of plays out. What if. Also my brother's like, 6, 9, 6, 10. This man is white and he can dance. Like, he defies all the odds. Yeah.

[Sid]

I was like, to be 16, period, and like, dropping down, doing anything.

[TP]

It's just that guy that's like. I'm just saying with my dick. Like, that really is like. You know a lot of white people in Louisiana. We were born here.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

And so we're just naturally born with some rhythm. Like, we have jazz music. We have like live music on any corner when you turn a corner, people just playing music. No people playing.

[Sid]

Cause when we were in the room, we hadn't come out. We're hearing. And mind you, my people are from Louisiana on my mom and my dad's side. So I'm used to being in Louisiana and seeing, like, white people in Louisiana. I know what they like. They sound. It's confusing for black people who haven't been. So they're in the room. They like, when we come out, they like, I heard my people, but I don't see my people. It was like one of your dad's friends, I think, coming to say something. We like, oh, Is this Uncle Maker? I know. Exactly. So it was like. It's interesting to people who haven't been here, but, like, yeah, the little kids down the street, when we got. When we started doing line dances in the street, they were, like, learning. He was learning it watching us. He was like, no more than, like, seven.

[TP]

We loved it. When the street gets shut down, that's when you just go in the street, you start dancing.

[Sid]

People don't dance in the street no more. We don't dance in the rain.

[TP]

We have walk. Buyers just come and stop and join our line. It's fun. Like, this is, like, one of my favorite parts about New Orleans.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

And just like carnival season, Mardi Gras season.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

Is like, the community aspect. You have black people, white people, Irish, Italian, whatever you have going on in the street, people will walk by, speak, dance a little bit. Like, it's good community. And, like, people really aren't on their phones like that. You're just having a really good time. And I certainly had a great.

[Sid]

We got on live, and it was funny. People were like, where are Sid and tp? They're always just doing something random. Random.

[TP]

Hey.

[Sid]

And I had on my cowboy boots and these shorts, a black shirt and, like, I don't know, hat or something. Maybe your hair was, like.

[TP]

Your hair was popping.

[Sid]

Sid looks like a. Like, just like a bad. It's dressed like a badass toddler.

[TP]

Yeah.

[Sid]

Like that. I was like, no, that's pretty. That's pretty.

[TP]

You look like you were allowed to dress yourself this day, and your parents are like, okay, you can dress yourself today. You chose your best outfit.

[Sid]

I did. I did. I was proud of it. But, like, that was fun. People got to see. See a little bit of the parade.

[TP]

Another, like, hot topic. And this is going to lead us into, like, a little conversation. Not to deter us from the New Orleans talk. I know we have a few things that you want to hit here.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

But so the fun all started when, you know, I picked you up from the airport, and, like, I didn't see any problem with me picking you up from the airport. I think that's normal. But apparently being asked to pick somebody up from the airport apparently is a hard no in some places. Like, yeah. I didn't realize on the Internet people have a problem with. That's, like, ended relationships. Like, oh, I had to wait up to pick her up from the airport. She could have just Ubered.

[Sid]

Oh, my gosh.

[TP]

And I'm just kind of like, what's your stance on airport picking up? Especially if it's like New Orleans, like, New Orleans Airport isn't crazy. It's small. It's not like Houston or Dallas or Atlanta or New York where you're just, like, caught in a mess.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

Yeah, it's true.

[Sid]

No, yeah. I'll pick people up from the airport. Like, I intend to. Usually something is going on if I don't and have somebody come in to visit, you know, or like, if they're just like, no, I'm just catch. What? Like, you don't even. Don't come out this way if it is far because say it's like Hobby Airport in Houston. That's a lot farther than IH for me, than, like, Bush. So they might just be like, I'll just. I'll just get a lift. Or I'll get them a lift, whatever. But I have no problem picking people up.

[TP]

Yeah.

[Sid]

You know, time of day could make a difference. It's like if we're trying to get something ready, like, convenience may play a part or whatever. But we would both agree, you know, I would never be like, why are you even asking me?

[TP]

Be like, ugh, all right.

[Sid]

I'm always on.

[TP]

What time do you land?

[Sid]

Yeah, I'm all through, for sure. I'm guessing you're the same.

[TP]

Yeah, I'm the exact same way. But I, like, I feel like I've had a friend. Someone's told me.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

That their boyfriend was.

[Sid]

That's the first problem.

[TP]

Okay.

[Sid]

They should have never had a boyfriend, so. But keep on.

[TP]

Her boyfriend, she was, like, landing at, like, late. But not like 2am or something crazy. But again, like, yeah, when that's your boyfriend, I don't feel like 2am should matter. Unless, like, you have to be up at 6am for, like, I don't know if you're doing brain surgery or something. I can understand if you would need your rest for the. The next day. Okay. Let's just, you know, take that situation out the picture. She was just getting picked up to regular people with regular jobs.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

Coming in, like, let's just say, like 10:30 to 11:30 at night, he was just like, nah. And then she was like, you know what? I'm actually not on this relationship. And it was the end of it. But, like, why wouldn't he just go get her?

[Sid]

Right. That could have been some other stuff. I feel like you didn't want to

[TP]

be in a relationship anymore.

[Sid]

There was probably a bunch of stuff before that, and this was just the final straw. But, yeah. I don't know. I really. I really don't think that it's a big deal to go pick people up at all.

[TP]

I'm the exact same way. I'm glad we're on the same page.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

So after we picked up. Picked you up from the airport. Yeah, we. Oh yeah.

[Sid]

You also. You picked us up in a. It was raining and she's got a flatbed.

[TP]

I or like a pickup. I was supposed to get a different kind of car. I was supposed to get like an suv, but the entire fleet got a recall. So they were like, hey, do you mind us a Chevy Silverado. And I was like, I mean what's the other options? And they were like a 15 passenger van. I was like a Chevy Silverado actually. Sounds great. Let's do that.

[Sid]

I wish you would have got a van.

[TP]

Could you imagine me whipping around in a 15 passenger?

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

So I got this Silverado pick sit up from the airport, pull up to Lil Boosie, set it off. Just to get the New Orleans trip start off right. Meanwhile, the second she steps in the car, it starts pouring down raining. We're not sponsored by them, but shout out to away bags for making sure that that hard shell didn't get any of the clothes wet. BLEEP that out again. But yeah. So the pickup truck. We had to go drop the stuff off and then we went straight to dinner.

[Sid]

So after leaving from dinner, we went back to Chilla TP's and it had gotten late. It was like past 1am I think when I was about to shower and y' all had all.

[TP]

Wait. You like? Holy. You didn't like. This is my favorite part of the whole show. What was your first impression on of Chip? You got home. You've known yams for years. You never got to meet my. My main guy.

[Sid]

Oh, my fault.

[TP]

My only guy in my life.

[Sid]

Oh, yeah.

[TP]

Chip the man, the myth, the legend.

[Sid]

Yeah. He was a freaking cutie pie, actually. I was like. I had to tell him. I'm like, chip, you're a lot cuter in person than what he looked like on pictures. You know, and it's not to be rude.

[TP]

And then any slimmer in the person that he. That he looks on camera.

[Sid]

Yeah, he was.

[TP]

The camera adds 15 pounds. You. Everyone knows that.

[Sid]

It does. And I forgot that. So I had to tell him. But he was a cutie. And he's so sweet.

[TP]

So sweet.

[Sid]

He loves you. Yeah, he does. He's been letting me pet him all the time. Yeah. So he's been a good time.

[TP]

I understand your obsession with him. Yeah. The only guy. But is He a guy? Because he got snipped really early on.

[Sid]

He did.

[TP]

So I'm like.

[Sid]

He turned around, and I was like,

[TP]

he's got nothing back there. Because that thing is.

[Sid]

He had a vagina from the back.

[TP]

You see, there's no women to balls. I was like, make sure there's nothing left, because we don't have those in our house. We don't have those.

[Sid]

I want them off of him.

[TP]

He was like, no. I kind of regret it, though, because I would definitely want to make baby chips. They're so freaking cute. But you know the man. There's only one. And.

[Sid]

Oh, he's so cute.

[TP]

There only needs to be one.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

Anyway, so I went to bed, sleeping for a while. You?

[Sid]

I guess I needed to shower.

[TP]

Found your way to the shower finally.

[Sid]

I was like, oh, what a night. You know, you're just enjoying yourself, and you don't want it to end, but it has to. So I go to wash off. I'm like, marty's asleep. Everybody's asleep. And I don't want to wake you up just because I can't figure out how to turn the shower on. So I turn the water on. I keep trying to turn it. You know how some places, like when you go halfway, the thing will start to shoot out?

[TP]

Yeah.

[Sid]

Other way. But I'm like, that's when there are two shower heads, though. This one, there's only one. So why is it not working? So then I pull it. It's like a magnet. So I pull the shower head off. I'm looking at the back of it. I'm, like, hitting the magnet. Like, maybe this one. Then I hit the other part that's up there. So then I'm, like, hitting the other part of the one that's in the wall. Not working. So I just put it back up. I'm like, whoa. Then I'm just in the tub, like, bent over, squatting, like, washing caveman. I'm like, here, here. But then getting water. I'm like, turning. I'm throwing it over my shoulder because, you know, when you're in the. When you're in a shower, you get to constantly have a warm water hitting you or hot water. I like. I like warm.

[TP]

Not like warm. Hot water is crazy.

[Sid]

When people do scorching hot water. I'm so.

[TP]

Women have, like, a stereotype that hot water is it. No, that's so. I didn't get that gene.

[Sid]

Me neither.

[TP]

All right.

[Sid]

So I'm, like, bent over, doing all this stuff, and I'm like, I know she Said, like, I know she would have said, the shower's not working. So then to find out the next. The next morning or whatever when somebody was showering that you just pull underneath the lip and something. I was like, that never crossed my mind. I've never seen that.

[TP]

Yeah. No. As a. As a homeowner that, like, you invite your friends over, you want them to have a really great experience. The fact that you were caveman showering in my shower does not have me feel great. It sounded like you started, like a mini fire for warmth right outside the shower on the bath mat, like, gathered wood and just started, like, creating, like, this, you know, prehistoric space for yourself. And I'm like, these are modern amenities that you could have just showered naturally. And normally, like, we are in 2026. But, you know, since then, you did better.

[Sid]

I did do better. But crazy thing is, I get out the shower and then I have to use the BFG toilet. Like, oh, my feet are literally in this position.

[TP]

Yeah.

[Sid]

When I'm sitting on the toilet.

[TP]

Yeah.

[Sid]

I'm like, you're in a. I forgot you talked about your dad installing that huge ass toilet.

[TP]

So it's the one that I needed, though.

[Sid]

Huh.

[TP]

It was a little selfish for me to do that in the downstairs bathroom. But I had good reviews outside of you.

[Sid]

It is good.

[TP]

We're going to have to insert the picture.

[Sid]

And it has a light in it, which I didn't know too fancy till today.

[TP]

Yeah. Because who wants to, like, get up out of bed.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

Walk into the bathroom finally. Definitely wake yourself up. Or do you want just, like, a little nightlight in the. On the toilet? Like, hey, here's the seat.

[Sid]

I prefer a nightlight now that I've seen it.

[TP]

Yeah.

[Sid]

But I would just turn the light on because I have a fear of, like, a snake coming up through the drainage.

[TP]

Same.

[Sid]

So I always turn the light on and look in the toilet. I look in a toilet before I use the bathroom. I don't just sit on. Yeah.

[TP]

But the light glows the toilet bowl, like, there.

[Sid]

No, that's what I'm saying. I like that. But before that, I always turn the light on even if I'm sleepy. I'm like, I can't get bitten to Kuchi by. No.

[TP]

That's so terrifying. I had that same irrational fear.

[Sid]

No. Irrational? No. It's happened to people.

[TP]

Yeah. I feel like I've seen a video that's like.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

I just hate that they're, like, wrapped up in the bottom, like, swirled up, looking comfortable. I'm like, I'm about to have to ruin this toilet for you to be in here like this is kind of crazy.

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[Sid]

I feel like we, y', all, it's so funny because we'll talk sometimes about our episodes, what we're going to talk to y' all about. And we typically just going a lot of rants.

[TP]

A lot of rants. And we want you guys to know and we also need you guys to, like, chime in.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

Speaking of chiming in.

[Sid]

Yeah. Do y' all want more structure? Oh, speaking of chiming in, what were

[TP]

those words that we said? Remember this at the beginning? Did you actually remember? And if so, like, how many did you remember at this point?

[Sid]

I think I remember some apple carpet, bubble, saddle flower.

[TP]

Nice. All right, now that you had a little refresher, we will ask you one more time. So again, we're going to tell you again, remember these words. Cool. All right. Well said. I think that was a nice little recap. You know, the fun is still going on. The New Orleans trip has not ended. No, we're still having a really great time.

[Sid]

There's more to come.

[TP]

There's a lot more to come. Up next, we have, we haven't done one of these in a minute off the bench, but we're just gonna call this off the bench, off the Internet.

[Sid]

All right, so there was this, there have been several videos that I've seen about a man that was kidnapped by dolphins. And, like, several people were, like, reporting on what they read, what they heard, whatever. So this Florida man was arrested after being found soaking wet and drawing blueprints in the sand along the Sanibel Causeway. He told deputies he'd been kidnapped by dolphins and forced to build an underwater city. So that dude you saw in his picture, he was, like, sunburned. He looked exhausted. He done been through some shit. Yeah, for me. I told you, I believe this happened.

[TP]

Wait, also, like, give some back facts, too, okay? No drugs in the system, no alcohol in his system.

[Sid]

Nothing. No. Nothing in his lungs either. Like, no. Underwater. Submerged, 40ft underwater. We're going to see that.

[TP]

That you're breathing in some kind of sea water, Sea life. But they did find, like, something within his. Like blood. I don't know, blood or lungs or something that showed that he was not only in water, but deep in water.

[Sid]

He was deep in water. And what he told them was that he was down there to help build this underwater city. The dolphins had taken him down. He was like, well, how am I gonna be able to breathe? They're like, we got somebody that's gonna handle that. Don't worry about it. You gonna see Gerald? When we see Gerald, don't question a motherfucking thing. Gerald says, Gerald's got it. Gerald's the hdic, the head dolphin in charge. Don't play with Gerald. So Gerald was pleased. After the three days were up, they got that man down there working. He was something like a aerospace engineer or something. Dude was.

[TP]

Yeah.

[Sid]

So I'm like, these dolphins plotted on old boy. First of all, they understood. He's equipped to do this job for us, and we need him. We've been needing to renovate. We've been needing to. They're trying to beautify the city. Get somebody down here that can do this shit, and I mean stat. Gerald brought old boy, forgot his name. Ricky James is his name. Ricky goes down there, does what he needs to do. In three days, they let Ricky go. Turns out they let Ricky go because Gerald was pleased with his work. He went down there, he. Look, he put pen to paper. He realized what he needed to do. He got stuff done. They got it done, and he earned his freedom, but only temporarily. They said this is phase one of what they need built. Yeah, Ricky is not going to be good for a minute. You can't live. He can't live normally. I was just taken by dolphins. Now I'm supposed to go back to my regular job and talk to people.

[TP]

He was just like. He was found severely sunburned, severely dehydrated. No drugs in the system, no alcohol in the system. Saying this. So my, like, stumbling upon this as a third party. My initial question was like, okay, let's just say this is real. Okay. Ricky James was taken by dolphins, A pool of dolphins led by Gerald. Mm.

[Sid]

And

[TP]

if that truly did happen, if Gerald were to come out of that situation, who could he tell privately that would actually believe him and not make him seem crazy? Because now it's, like, in the news, the police are involved. Like, it just seems like everyone's saying that Gerald's crazy.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

Because we've never seen something like this. We've never heard something like this, but let's just say it did happen.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

Who would Gerald safely be able to share that information with without causing this kind of, like, uproar.

[Sid]

Uproar.

[TP]

And also just again, another.

[Sid]

Not Gerald. Who would. Ricky.

[TP]

Ricky. Sorry, not Gerald. My bad. Gerald, please spare me.

[Sid]

Have your ass down there.

[TP]

I'm just like, okay. So, like, who would he be able to tell? Okay. And let's just say they didn't find any drugs in his system. He was a bit. You know, what was the word that they use? Just, like, inebriated, oriented, Disoriented.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

Because of dehydration. But again, working diligently at these blueprints. And also they said there was zoning.

[Sid]

Yeah. Yeah. And he's doing the blueprints in the sand and stuff. Like, crazy. Crazy stuff like when they. When they find him. But you would be going a little crazy if that's what you experience. Yeah. I have no problem. As I've stated before, we forgot our tinfoil hats. I have absolutely no problem believing this. There was the. I sold y'. All. There was the Simpsons episode where. Let me get exactly what. What was said. So it was called Night of the Dolphin, and Lisa ends up freeing this mistreated Aquarian aquarium dolphin. So Lisa feels sorry for a depressed dolphin named Snork at Marine World and releases him into the ocean. The uprising happens when he goes back to the ocean. Snorky, who can speak, reveals that dolphins originally lived on land but were driven into the sea by humans. So they take revenge. So I remember we watched little summary. They go back on land. The humans try to attack first. They're like, oh, we pushed them to the water once and, like, took over their shit. We could do it again. Dolphins were like, fuck, you got us fucked up. That was back then. This is a new day revolution of the dolphins. They punching, they pushing people in cars, slamming the car door on their heads and stuff. They're going crazy. And then we end up seeing that the people are in the water by the. By the end of the episode. And now the Dolphins are where they were originally from. And people. You can believe this is about dolphins or not. Whatever you want.

[TP]

What I didn't know about dolphins is that it's illegal to communicate with dolphins because. Well, they don't teach this. But it is illegal to communicate with dolphins through clicking, like Ricky James said.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

Because they do apparently hold, like, divine power or, like, answers to divinity or something like this. I don't truly know. I'm very new to this.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

Dolphin life.

[Sid]

Mm.

[TP]

That d. Life, as they say in the dolphin community. I'm not. I'm not too familiar with it, but the more I'm understanding throughout this story, the scary it is. And another thing. The Simpsons. The Simpsons predicted a lot. The Simpson owner or whatever, the maker. Creator. Whatever, is in the Epstein files. The Epstein files is also sharing a lot of information that some of you guys refuse to believe, even though you're like, let me see the files. I need to see them.

[Sid]

And then you see them, and you're

[TP]

like, I don't know. No.

[Sid]

And you're fine. You're finding out some very disturbing shit. You're finding out really disturbing stuff, not reacting appropriately. But you find this out about dolphins, and you want. And actually you find this about. Out about dolphins, and this is unbelievable all of a sudden.

[TP]

Yeah.

[Sid]

Do you know how much we don't understand about what's going on in the world? How much of our brain power we don't use? There's a lot that we just do not know. I don't put anything.

[TP]

Like, we don't even understand women's health. Like, are you serious?

[Sid]

We've been here so long.

[TP]

Like, you need us. Like, without us, there is no more future, and there's not even proper women's health.

[Sid]

Mm. So I would never believe that the government is telling us the truth about

[TP]

everything, especially the 100% truth. Like what? Maybe there's truths within things that are being said, but is it delivered in the way that they want to be delivered? Yeah. Yeah.

[Sid]

So now Ricky looks crazy. Ricky looks crazy. Oh, my God. Remember that lady on the plane? She was like, that mother is not real. You remember her? Yeah. She. They had to land the plane. Her name was Tiffany Gomez. Apparently, she began yelling that the plane was not safe and that a person in the back was not real, forcing the flight to return to the gate and not real. Later, she clarified that her statement was not meant to be supernatural, but rather a figure of speech used during a high stress, horrible moment. She was saying that he was like a shapeshifter but then later, I guess retracted. And she's been banned from American Airlines. She apologized for her behavior, blah, blah, blah. But why can't you believe that there could be a shapeshifter if we're now talking about aliens? Obama said the other day that there was long ago there was alien life.

[TP]

It's not like what they. What we think that they look like, but there is other life forms.

[Sid]

Yeah. We're not the only thing on this planet.

[TP]

I just have a hard time thinking, like, if we can't even search our own planet and they're like, openly like, hey, yeah, we're in like one Milky Way. There's probably billions of Milky Ways, but we're the only ones here. I just doubt that. Like, we're just close minded. And also we don't have the technology. Maybe somebody else does and they're watching us. Like, I don't really know how deep it could go, but I just think for you to shut something off.

[Sid]

Mm.

[TP]

Is because no one believed in WI fi until WI fi was a thing. I love the WI fi thing because I'm like, WI fi was so foreign. If you would have told somebody in the 1920s, like, hey, one day you'll be able to look at this square device and you'll be able to see somebody anywhere in the. Anywhere in the world.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

You'll be able to see them through this thing called WI fi. So if we can believe in this. Yeah, why not?

[Sid]

I just believe it's real, man. That's the point. I believe that it's real. I'm looking forward to phase two. Like, I wish they would just let those of us who believe is real just go see.

[TP]

But also, I'm like, as a. Like, if I'm like, oh, I need to protect us against this. I'm like, okay, we're gonna put this man out there. We're gonna set a booby trap. I'm like, let's see, let's put a tracker on him. Let's see where he goes if they remove the trucker. I'm like, okay. But I'm like, let's see. Also FBI, If y' all are flying to, I don't know, US men's hockey games to celebrate and drink beer and get trash in the locker room on our tax dollars. Hey, I don't know, there's a lot of things that you can use their tag dollars for. If we're trying to waste money, though, let's just send a sub down, see what this man's talking about. I think there's a very simple way to clean this up. If we're wasting money, let's waste some money. Let's find out. It might not even be a waste. This actually might be something that is super beneficial. Yeah, we can learn a lot from

[Sid]

this because the dolphins are laughing right now. They're like, they're never gonna fucking believe Ricky, y'. All. They're like, no, you're right, they're not.

[TP]

They're like, we can send them back. They're so confident. They sent them back.

[Sid]

They sent them back. They're like, ricky, look, man, go home. I know this has been wild, Ricky, my boy, but go home. Take a load off. Chill. Like, chill. We gonna leave you alone for a while. We'll probably need you in, like, one, two years, and we're gonna keep you safe till then. You're good. Like, you'll be good.

[TP]

And you can breathe underwater. Gerald's got you. You're in good with Gerald.

[Sid]

You're in good with Gerald.

[TP]

Like, respects you.

[Sid]

Gerald respects you. And that's a big deal. A lot of people go down there, and Gerald is. They stay down there.

[TP]

Not your. Yeah.

[Sid]

I mean.

[TP]

And we don't know in what kind of way, though.

[Sid]

I don't know what kind of way. But Ricky's back and I'm looking forward to see phase two.

[TP]

Same.

[Sid]

So we'll get back to y'.

[TP]

All babysitters keep us abreast, too. If we missed any knowledge on this, please feel free to comment because we're. I'm very new to this. Learned today, years old about this stuff, so please enlighten me.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

But moving on to our, you know, next conversation in off the Internet, this is another one that Sit. Found hilarious. So the LA marathon, I think, happened this weekend.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

And, you know, we had a winner. There's always a winner. And there's a lot of losers in races. And we had a winner. Nathan Martin, a Michigan teacher, won by.01 seconds. And I think that is the closest finish in LA marathon history. So, first of all, congratulations.

[Sid]

Good job, Nathan.

[TP]

To Nathan. And why you think like, oh, this is a tremendous feat. He accomplished a marathon. That's not why we're here. No, that's not exactly what we're speaking on. How Nathan won was crazy. Was crazy. And also how it was broadcasted crazier.

[Sid]

No, it was wild. Nathan's like, there's somebody so much closer to the finish line. The distance is, like, between. Maybe double between me and tp, but Nathan's almost ten times behind.

[TP]

Yeah.

[Sid]

Me this amount of space. Nathan kicks it into another gear to be able to.

[TP]

He's running like four or five times faster. Yeah, sprinting like he was running a 100 or something. Like sprinted, sprinting.

[Sid]

That other person, I don't even know that they were coasting. I think this is probably all they had left in there.

[TP]

All they had left.

[Sid]

And you're like, I got it.

[TP]

Like, fell at the finish line. Type of gas.

[Sid]

Fell at the finish line.

[TP]

But didn't fall first.

[Sid]

Didn't fall first.

[TP]

Tell second to Nathan.

[Sid]

Second. Nathan once again beat him by 0.0101.

[TP]

We're just going to have to play the clip, the news clip for everyone to understand the fullness of the story. And also, like, let's just play right now so we can have a little refresher.

[Sid]

Michael Kamau from Kenya.

[TP]

Just over 2 hours and 11 minutes on the clock.

[Sid]

Oh, wow.

[TP]

Nathan

[Sid]

Martin. If you heard that, then you know that Nathan wasn't the only one who finished. The lady commentating had an orgasm. If you listen closely, just over 2

[TP]

hours and 11 minutes on the clock.

[Sid]

Oh, wow. Oh, my God.

[TP]

So Nathan might have an only fans with this lady following an only fans deal following that. Because, Nathan, if you're watching this, stay far away from her. She has the hots for you, man. And the finish that you pulled off, she simultaneously did, which is rare. I would say a simultaneous finish is crazy. And I don't even know this woman is like. It's just a voice that I was very impacted by in the most odd way. Never did I find myself, like, finding the finish of a marathon to be that juicy. And then on top of that, the commentary, I'm like, who?

[Sid]

But you know what? I can see it because, like, okay, imagine we were commentators. We would bet the other one. Like, I bet you won't do this live, calling the race. Maybe her friend bet her. Like, I bet you won't, like, fake

[TP]

orgasm, have an orgasmic finish, have an orgasm.

[Sid]

So maybe that just won her a bet. And she's like, laughing at this and thinking nobody really noticed. But no, we noticed here at Unsupervised Girl. So hope you dried your panties and everything, because that was really, really insane.

[TP]

But she's actually been doing the next race that Nathan's in. She was like, yeah, my fit. She. They have like 3, 000 people that race in marathons. I don't know what the number is. But she's so fixated on just Nathan, so fixated on just Nathan that, you know, they actually have to fire her because she's like, yeah, there's about 30 other contestants, like, just in this cluster, much less the entire race. So, yeah, I'm crying, truly.

[Sid]

Oh. And then we just need to shout out the. The women's title winner. Her name is Prisca Chirono and she's from Kenya. Shocker.

[TP]

Oh, my gosh.

[Sid]

No, for real. All the best runners. They're like Kenyan or Ethiopian or wherever. They're nuts.

[TP]

They do.

[Sid]

But it was funny because that's a joke. I can say. So if Kenya claimed the women's title in two. 2 hours, 25 seconds. Wait. 2 hours, 25 minutes and 18 seconds, earning a $10,000 bonus as the race's first overall finish. Overall.

[TP]

Let's go. Give it up to the women.

[Sid]

Okay, so our next off the Internet bit. Our final. So there was a group of French women protesting outside of the Louvre.

[TP]

The Louvre, home of the Mona Lisa. Shout to my Halloween costume. Again, let's put a picture up real quick.

[Sid]

So these women were protesting outside of the Louvre topless in pig masks. So they're written stuff on their chest like, team Epstein, get them all. They have names of the people who were accused. And I'm like, yeah, that's like, that's what should happen. People should protest their government when they find out really strange things, because the government is elected by the people.

[TP]

Let us not all forget public servants, as they call them.

[Sid]

So, yeah, we're going to protest. It'll get violent, too. And, yeah, women may have their shirts off. Everybody calm down and focus on what they're protesting, not the fact that breasts are out. Because a lot of people were in the comments. Like, you don't need to have your chest out in front of kids.

[TP]

Hate people.

[Sid]

That's what you're choosing to think about when the protest is about pedophiles and people eating. Eating people or throwing babies off of boats, making women have. This is the stuff that you're focusing on. The breast out. This.

[TP]

This is the thing that pisses me off about when people protest something that's actually going to impact the world around you. For example, I love using Colin Kaepernick as an example. Colin Kaepernick, if he were to protest outside of TACO Bell at 3 in the morning, the. The platform that he has is not very big. He's not going to be able to touch many people. He's not going to get his message out. So, yeah, he was employed by the NFL. He chose to peacefully protest and genuflect during the national anthem. And I use the word genuflect because in church, and especially Catholic church, when you walk into a church as a sign of respect, you genuflect to the cross and then you take your seat. So hen you take a knee, you kneel in front of the cross and you genuflect, you show your respect. You take your seat as someone who was genuine flexing in front of the flag on national television. He got people's attention. So let's just say there's some girls in a pig mask not in front of the Louvre with all their clothes on.

[Sid]

Right.

[TP]

Do you think that we would have found that in America? No, no. There had to have been body paint. There had to have been something that really stood out. Topless women. A large portion of topless women.

[Sid]

Yep.

[TP]

To be able to make some noise.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

And also on top of that, we need to let go of the shirt. Women's shirts off being taboo. It should be a personal choice if you want to show some nip that's on you. If you don't. Also on you.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

In the same way.

[Sid]

Yeah. And I think that especially when this is in pro, like, when this is in. In protest of something so egregious, you see, you see the effect of patriarchy even on women's minds. For women to be in the comments, making the comments for the men. They don't even have to be there. You're like, well, why are their breasts out in front of, you know, children could walk by our women. Okay, let's. Let's talk about the reality of what women's bodies are. A woman simply existing with a shirt off. They do the damn. They do that Portland naked parade or in Seattle. They do places where they're riding the right bike fully fucking naked.

[TP]

Yeah.

[Sid]

Penises are on bikes. And I don't hear many people protest in this race. They keep having this race, but the minute women have breasts out, nobody can control themselves. We don't know how to act. Let's stick to what the point is. They're protesting X. Don't start talking about abc.

[TP]

Women have been able. Haven't been able to really be themselves up until recent times. And even now, you can. Women can't.

[Sid]

You can't.

[TP]

There's always some kind of, like, hyper criticism that comes with being a woman and in any. At any age, really.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

I especially feel bad for little girls today going through school with social media and, like, the different types of bullying. Like, regular bullying was hard.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

Now there's, like, levels to bullying. And also it's relentless. And according to some documentaries, it's coming from your own parents and adults too. I'm like, y' all are weird. Anyway.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

But women have never been able to.

[Sid]

To rest.

[TP]

To rest. And also have never gotten credit for the things that they probably put on the table. So many behind every man is in a strong and amazing woman. That's a quote.

[Sid]

You never hear it about me.

[TP]

No one's like, oh, she needed him.

[Sid]

I just. I also hate sometimes, not that I'm a lesbian, but that my dislike for so many things about men gets attributed to that. That's not fair.

[TP]

It's not fair.

[Sid]

I don't like y' all for valid reasons.

[TP]

But also, there's a lot of exceptions. Like, there's a lot of really great guys in the world.

[Sid]

But.

[TP]

But it just sucks that, like, the people that have the most power a lot of times, the people that have the loudest voices a lot of the time. Because you would have to think, like, some of the greatest guys probably get pushed to the side because, like, they probably have open minded views that they're outnumbered. People.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

The people making the laws, all these things that are, like, making the world a worser place, aren't listening to the men that can actually make impact and change. So with that being said, there are really great guys in the world. With that being said, all you knuckleheads just be cool.

[Sid]

Be cool.

[TP]

Be cool.

[Sid]

Be better.

[TP]

Stop being weird, bitch. I have to bring that one back. That was such a good quote.

[Sid]

So good.

[TP]

Oh, well, anyway, shout out to those ladies.

[Sid]

For real. Shout out to them. I don't even know if we finished the story, but you see that we're in agreement with what they did.

[TP]

All right, tp, you know what time it is? No.

[Sid]

No. You know what time it is?

[TP]

No.

[Sid]

You do.

[TP]

Okay. It goes down in the dm. It go down. It go down in the dm.

[Sid]

Okay, so we got a DM from KT Ferrari. She said, what's the craziest thing that's happened to you in a locker room?

[TP]

I mean, goodness gracious. This is kind of put me on the spot because I'm like, if I had time to think about the craziest thing, I'm sure I could think of some crazy things.

[Sid]

Yeah. When we were celebrating Tyler winning.

[TP]

Oh, my God.

[Sid]

Winning. Because he was he. He was the head coach at the Seattle game at the beginning of the season. So we got the win. We were all hyped for him pouring water, spraying water. I'll run to go pour it on him. And, you know, the video. I slip and I fall back, and I'm like, of course this, like, stuff like that happens to me. It's like I'm being totally, like, candid in the moment. Go and celebrate him.

[TP]

But, yeah, you were so happy for him. Came in hot.

[Sid]

I did.

[TP]

And then busted it.

[Sid]

I know. And Tyler's so funny. Later, he was like, ace, way to steal my moment.

[TP]

But really, though, I was like, tyler,

[Sid]

I was really just running.

[TP]

No, also, if anybody else would have bit it, like, you did, like, more concerned. Yeah, but somehow you can, like, almost die, and it'd be hilarious.

[Sid]

They, like, sick. Crazy as hell. No sis dead, y'. All. Somebody should have checked. We could have performed CPR. Giving her.

[TP]

They're like, hey, 20 minutes to the bus here. They're like. Like, sid, the joke's over, yo. You're still there.

[Sid]

It's like.

[TP]

Like, man, she can catch her own flight.

[Sid]

We're not wasting the loops and stuff. They're taking stuff off of me. That's crazy.

[TP]

We need this jersey.

[Sid]

That's crazy. You hear so many loud laughs, distinct laughs. Yeah. Hey, but, yeah, that's one of my craziest ones, I'd say.

[TP]

I will say that, like, we had to tell young kids coming into the locker room, like, hey, you're not allowed to videotape when. When people are changing. I thought that was just, you know, a socially understood, understood rule. I didn't know you had to be like, hey, like, when I'm pulling out my pants and bending over, I'd really appreciate it if, you know, you could just change your camera angle away from me. That's fine.

[Sid]

Just for privacy.

[TP]

Just for privacy. I, like, I don't know what you're into, but the way that I work, it's not. I'm not trying to post that yet. Check out my only fans. But, yeah, like, I think off, like, just thinking without having any pretext to this question. Just having to remind people that, like, yeah, you probably shouldn't videotape people naked in the locker room is. Stuff is funny. When people are naked is just a big miss. You got to take that out.

[Sid]

Yeah, for sure.

[TP]

Half of the stuff that you say you are completely. You're just, like, comfortably naked, too. Like, you have a comfort in your own body that I've never seen on an individual. I'm like, I respect you for it, and I'm so proud of you.

[Sid]

Thank you.

[TP]

And I, like, wish that, like, you know, I wish for everyone that everyone can hone in on Just a fraction of what you are comfortable with. Love that.

[Sid]

Just bodies.

[TP]

It's just bodies.

[Sid]

They're just bodies.

[TP]

And a lot of people need to move on, including myself. But with that being said, we've missed a lot of good stuff because that you were just completely naked. And take that.

[Sid]

L. Like you said, take that.

[TP]

And you're just gonna move on. You can, like, reminisce, talk about it later. Like, hey, remember that time that you said this?

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

But it'll just never be documented, and that's okay. Sid.

[Sid]

What?

[TP]

You remember those words that we said earlier?

[Sid]

You know I do.

[TP]

All right. Do y' all remember? All right. Apple, bubble, carpet, saddle, flower. Okay, y', all, those are words. Most of them are actual words that we used on our concussion tests. Whenever you go into a physical, you do this concussion test. They use pretty much the same words every year. I don't know if they've modified it since the last time I did a concussion test, but we just wanted to make sure that you guys weren't concussed.

[Sid]

And if you didn't remember them, then obviously.

[TP]

Go get that checked out. Once again, we're just here for you.

[Sid]

Yeah, it's a concussion or early onset dementia.

[TP]

Oh. You know the hard test that, like, orange does? These aren't them. They're not even this complex. But this is a step up, is moderate.

[Sid]

But, yeah, y' all gotta start playing some memory mind games and stuff like that. You'll be good. I believe in you.

[TP]

Same.

[Sid]

Anyway, this episodes come to an end, y'. All. So I'm leaving New Orleans tomorrow.

[TP]

No, no, I bit my toe. Oh.

[Sid]

If you would have done it again, I would have died.

[TP]

Yeah, I didn't want you to hurt yourself again, so I just didn't.

[Sid]

All right, y'. All. Well, that's a wrap for the episode. Y' all know what to do if you want us in your business. You want to tell us something nice that happened throughout your week, please DM us at unsupervised. SidCP.

[TP]

And as always, don't forget, throw kindness around like confetti.

[Sid]

Hey, love you guys.

[TP]

Till next week, y'.

[Sid]

All. Unsupervised. Unsupervised.

[Off-Topic Rapper]

Yeah. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, we say what we want and yeah, we say what we feel Sitting TMP in the mix and they be keeping it real on brand, off topic, out of pocket. Anything you need, they got it. Why don't you shop when you know

[Sid]

they gonna block it?

[Off-Topic Rapper]

When it's game time and you know I'm gonna block it, man. We cover everything like vote who harder than us? And yeah, we looking down on haters cause they smaller than us. And yeah, my flow is so damn sick I be coughing it up. You said that we going flat. Well, then I'm calling your bluff. Unsupervised. Unsupervised.

[Sid]

Unsupervised. Unsupervised. Don't.