Syd In The Midst Of A Bribery Scandal?

Summary

Unsupervised with Syd & TP

Episode: "Syd In The Midst Of A Bribery Scandal?"

Date: July 9, 2026
Hosts: Syd Colson & Theresa Plaisance (TP)

Episode Overview

This episode of Unsupervised is a classic showcase of Syd and TP’s wild chemistry and sharp, off-the-cuff humor. Bouncing between on-location sports stories, a fake bribery scandal, animal news, airport tales, and more, the conversation is a rollicking journey through women’s sports, friendship games, social observations, and totally unfiltered tangents. As always, they cap things off with listener DMs and infectious laughter.

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Key Discussion Points & Timestamps

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1. Annapolis Encounter and Anti-Trans Commentary

[00:00–02:51]

• The hosts describe being recognized at a restaurant in Annapolis, MD, a place they’re rarely seen.
• TP spots a man wearing a "Save Women's Sports" American flag shirt, which they identify as an anti-trans statement ("100%," – Syd, [00:52]).
• The conversation turns sarcastic, poking fun at the performativity and hypocrisy of "protecting" women’s sports.

Notable Quotes:

• TP: “So thank you, sir, women like me. And I know you are representing women like me everywhere.” [01:37]
• Syd: "If it saved women's sports, like, why the flag wouldn't be necessary... Save us from you." [01:42, 02:22]
• (Humor on the hypocrisy of those supposedly "protecting" sports.)

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2. Women's Lacrosse League All-Star Game & Speech ‘Scandal’

[03:29–08:43]

• Recap of attending/coaching at the Women's Lacrosse League All-Star Game.
• The hosts playfully bicker about sharing pregame speech lines (with TP joking about Syd stealing her material).
• Fake "bribery scandal": Syd mock-accused of bribing a referee with $3 (“Bribe me respectfully and properly if you're gonna bribe me at all” – Syd, [06:18]).
• Behind-the-scenes antics, including hiding $1 bills and TP’s skepticism post-game.

Notable Quotes:

• TP: "There's evidence that Sydney was paying the refs. There's a lot." [05:53]
• Syd: "She might think it’s more. But if she had walked over to see that those were dollar bills… bribe me respectfully…" [06:18]

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3. Women’s Lacrosse League Impressions

[08:43–12:43]

• Both express newfound respect for lacrosse athletes, noting their competitiveness, regular jobs, and impressive skills.
• Shout outs to specific players (Duffy, Madison the goalie, Bridge from West Point).
• Commentary on the need for more public support for women's sports, comparing live WNBA and lacrosse atmospheres to men’s leagues.

Notable Quotes:

• TP: “The most humble athletes too. These girls, These women are so dominant at their universities.” [10:29]
• Syd: “...other leagues need to play, like, play a little harder during an All Star game.” [12:22]

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4. WNBA All-Star Selections & Representation

[13:02–16:36]

• The duo reacts to Atlanta Dream’s lack of All-Star starters despite strong stats.
• Celebrate first-time starters (Kelsey Mitchell, Gabby Williams) and the WNBA’s growth.
• Touch on the 30th anniversary of the league and their excitement for All-Star festivities.

Notable Quotes:

• TP: “Kelsey Mitchell should have been a starter for years... Gabby Williams... the first time for a starter. So really happy to see Gabby in there.” [14:01]
• Syd: "It's really wild to think that the league is at this point now... 30 years is a lot." [16:09]

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5. Travel Woes, Patriotic Flights & Plane Fart Confessions

[16:36–21:54]

• TP recounts experiencing “diabolical farts” on her July 4th flight to D.C., highlighting shared suffering with a little girl across the aisle.
• The ordeal leads to a discussion on public etiquette (and the trauma of airplane smells).
• The hosts riff on narcolepsy and Syd’s uncanny ability to sleep anywhere.

Notable Quotes:

• TP: “Someone was releasing diabolical farts that were affecting us to our core.” [17:42]
• TP: “If you're the type that's like going to make somebody feel I was doing...[making faces].” [20:28]
• Syd: "I genuinely believe here on tape, I could fall asleep [right now]." [21:43]

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6. Absurd ‘Would You Rather’ Games: Tattoos & Social Dares

[21:54–29:37]

• The hosts play an offbeat “punishment” game: choose a back tattoo—pus-filled pimples, a dog with saggy udders, horrific teeth, or their own worst haircut.
• Followed by: would you rather eat a stranger’s fries or sit bare-assed on a public toilet seat?
• Humor on women’s bathrooms, cleanliness standards, and bathroom politics.

Notable Quotes:

• TP (about tat options): “The dog utters are really... it’s too much for me. I can’t do that.” [26:09]
• Syd: “I just gotta eat a french fry and then I just gotta make myself throw up after.” [29:14]

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7. Women’s Bathroom Etiquette Rant & Public Spaces

[29:37–33:34]

• Syd delivers an honest PSA for women to clean up after themselves in public restrooms.
• TP tells a story about getting cut in the bathroom line, feeling misgendered, and frustrations over gendered bathroom interactions.
• Commentary on bathroom layouts and safety concerns.

Notable Quotes:

• Syd: "There's really no reason that public women's bathrooms should be so dirty. That means that some of y’all are dirty." [30:34]
• TP: "If you were the next person walking to that stall, would you want to see that?" [30:45]

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8. America 250 Fair Flop & Fascinating Observations

[33:34–36:30]

• The disastrous attendance at the America 250th "Freedom Salute" (July 4th events in D.C.).
• Social media roasts using reflective sunglasses to show only 12 people attended.
• Hilarious online comments (e.g., “more people in my colonoscopy!”).

Notable Quotes:

• TP: “They started clipping things from the FIFA... and there was a ton of people there because it’s the World Cup... Reflection sunglasses!” [34:23]
• Syd: “Somebody commented. There are tens of people there.” [35:10]
• TP: "Y'all would be dying for WNBA numbers, right? Even like 2010 WNBA numbers." [36:17]

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9. Animal News Segment: ‘Unsupervised Gone Wild’

[38:45–47:48]

• New segment where the hosts discuss animal stories making news.
• Neil the Seal, a 2,200-pound elephant seal in Tasmania, becomes a local celebrity.
• Message: Support for animal well-being and recognition of human encroachment.
• Side bar on viral dog Tino (not Tito!) and the wild world of pet social media. Memories of dog baptisms and white culture jokes.

Notable Quotes:

• TP: “Neil the seal has stolen the hearts of many. Like, I'm invested in Neil the seal.” [40:10]
• Syd: “Y'all are in his way. Y'all are in his backyard… You chose to put your all in his space." [41:52]
• TP: "When they ask what white culture is... getting your dog baptized—something we can hang our hat on for sure." [47:36]

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10. Listener DMs & Community Love

[48:06–53:06]

• A listener "Saluma" DMs to thank the podcast for getting them through rough weeks and for the episode titles being hilariously embarrassing on a flight!
• Syd and TP reflect on their love for the “babysitter” (fan) community and the meaning of running into listeners in the “wild.”
• Shout out to “Darren” from the lacrosse game for his memorable declaration: “I’m going to tell my children I met you!” then admitted he doesn’t have kids.

Notable Quotes:

• Syd: “We just want to make y’all laugh. We want to make y’all feel seen, you know, and take you on board for this journey…” [51:24]
• TP: “Give yourself a little pat on the back, because we wouldn’t be where we are without you guys.” [52:30]

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11. Final Thoughts & Signature Sign Off

[53:14–End]

• TP: “Hey babysitters, as always, don’t forget to throw kindness around like confetti.” [53:14]
• Saya closes with the show's theme.

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Memorable Moments & Notable Quotes

• On hypocrisy of “protecting” women’s sports:
  • "Save us from you." – Syd, [02:22]
• On lacrosse referees:
  • "How are you gonna bribe the ref with $3? And it works." – TP, [06:11]
• On women’s All-Star games:
  • "Other leagues need to play, like, play a little harder during an All Star game." – Syd, [12:22]
• On WNBA history:
  • "It’s really wild to think that the league is at this point now... 30 years is a lot." – Syd, [16:09]
• On animal news:
  • "Neil the seal has stolen the hearts of many. Like, I’m invested in Neil the seal." – TP, [40:10]
• On community:
  • "We just want to make y’all laugh. We want to make y’all feel seen…" – Syd, [51:24]

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Tone & Style

• Conversational, unfiltered, and deeply sarcastic.
• Constant blend of humor, honesty, and sincere vulnerability.
• Interwoven with personal stories, social commentary, friendly “roasts,” and running inside jokes.

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Conclusion

Syd and TP’s episode runs the gamut from media critiques and sports debates to fart emergencies and animal advocacy, all with their signature unpredictable humor and off-topic banter. The playful accusation of bribery, honest bathroom rants, and animal news segment punctuate a podcast that finds laughter—and meaning—in the messiest corners of life and sport. "Throw kindness around like confetti" is the true spirit, and listeners are left feeling like part of the wildest group chat in sports.

Transcript

[TP]

Y', all, we have unexpected love coming from what I would assume would be Magnus. We went to this lovely restaurant that was really good. We were in Annapolis, Maryland. If you know anything about Annapolis, you would know that we would probably not be seen there, which we were getting a lot of questions from passerbyers that recognized us, like, what are you guys doing here? Like, we're here for the wll. Duh. What else would we be doing here? We walked in this restaurant, we were really excited about getting a lovely meal. And then again, unexpected support. There was a man with an American flag shirt, and across his shoulders it said, save women's sports. And I was like, no way, Sid. I really think this is an anti trans shirt.

[Sid]

100%.

[TP]

Sure enough, when he turned around, across his chest pocket it said xxx chromosomes. And the thoughts that went through my head in that moment were for me to walk up to him in my full stud attire.

[Sid]

Not stood.

[TP]

Hey, sir, Women like me, not stud, but not, not. I want to walk up to him and I want to say, hey, women like me across the world, thank you for saving women's sports because we're so terrified of trans women ruining the sport.

[Sid]

Sport insane.

[TP]

So thank you, sir, women like me. And I know you are representing women like me everywhere.

[Sid]

If it saved women's sports, like, why the flag wouldn't be necessary. Because women play sports all over the world, so that's not necessary. And then when I peek around to get a look at this guy because we were behind them, seeing him and his stupid wife who's still with him, I'm just like, you have breasts. I don't know what you are.

[TP]

You're more of a woman than Sydney.

[Sid]

And honestly, you don't seem that worried about sports. You're not fit. We don't need saving. We're good. We haven't had any issues. Like these people with their fear mongering is insane. Right? Save us from you.

[TP]

From you.

[Sid]

Save women's sports from me.

[TP]

If you walked into our game, we would not like that at all.

[Sid]

I would make something up and tell security you said something just to get you out of there. Weird. Get a breast reduction. You get top surgery on those big tits you had and then worry about women's sports after that. How about that?

[TP]

I think that's a pretty good idea.

[Sid]

Thank you.

[TP]

I hope you have the day to usurp, sir.

[Sid]

Take us to the theme song.

[Saya]

We say what we want and yeah, we say what we feel Sitting TMP at the mix and they be keeping you real on brand, off topic, out of pocket, Anything you need, they got it. Why don't you shout when you know they gonna block it? When it's game time and you know I'm gonna block. Cover everything like who harder than us? And yeah, we looking down on haters. Cause they smaller than us and yeah, my flow is so damn sick, I be coughing it up. You said that we going flat. Well, then I'm calling your blood.

[Sid]

Okay, y'.

[Saya]

All.

[Sid]

So, as you know, we were at the all Star game for the women's lacrosse league. Had a blast.

[TP]

So much fun.

[Sid]

It was so fun. It was sweltering. It was so hot outside. We had. We had to keep going inside just to cool off and shout out to Karina for being there to stick it out, too, but to babysit. To babysit us. But the game was actually like, all right, we can go. We can go over what happened before the game. Before we even get to that part.

[TP]

What part? Before the game?

[Sid]

Whatever you feel away about.

[TP]

No, I don't want you to bring it up.

[Sid]

All right. So before the game, TP and I were practicing. We were, like, practicing with a pregame speech would be. And TP was like, I'm going to say this.

[TP]

I came out with a really great line.

[Sid]

She did.

[TP]

That was like, hey, I don't know why I'm here, but I know why you guys are. And, you know, I had a few more lines following that.

[Sid]

No, no, no, that's not how it went. Right after you said that, I said, oh, I like that. Imma say that. Imma say the next line. And then we go back and forth. We. We were about to, like, essentially write the speech together.

[TP]

Yeah.

[Sid]

So what happened? The camera came to record our drum. Don't shake your head. I'm gonna tell it from my side. You tell it from yours. Y', all, the camera, as you've seen. If you've seen the. The videos on. On unsupervised and on our pages, the vid. The camera came to our locker room. Team Izzy shout out to us because we did. We did take home the victory. They came to watch us. I gave the speech. They weren't in there with tps. I thought they were going to be recording both of ours. So then TP ends up commenting on the. On the social post on Instagram.

[TP]

That sounds awfully familiar to my exact speech. So, like, everyone, what I want to tell you, just because you didn't get the credit for saying it doesn't mean you're any less great. You're Doing the Lord's work in your own time, you really are. My team was equally as impacted. We lost with a buzzer beater, essentially. And there's evidence that Sydney was paying the reps. There's a lot.

[Sid]

Where? Where was the evidence?

[TP]

On social media, right behind that video.

[Sid]

Oh, yeah, I forgot to think.

[TP]

Evidence of you also. How are you gonna bribe the rep with $3? And it works.

[Sid]

She turned around. Whoever was recording killed me. I yelled her name on my rep. You see her in the distance. She looks and I'm like, nobody can see that amount of money. She might think it's more. But if she had walked over to see that those were dollar bills, it's like, bribe me respectfully and properly if you're gonna bribe me at all, you know, because I might be tempted to go for 300. All right, I can give you one point for 300. No problem. NBA players are doing it.

[TP]

It was also, we were in sweltering heat, so we probably could have got away with half price in that, you know, Truly.

[Sid]

But when you called me out at the end of the game, when I called you over, cuz TP was talking the whole game, even when our team was up, I was never saying anything. Every time they would score or come back. I only started when you started. I don't even talk like that. I just be chilling.

[TP]

And then you went down, you got really quiet. And then at the very end, when y' all won, it was like, when

[Sid]

it was five to two, I didn't say a thing. I didn't say a thing. Yeah, when y' all started coming back. No, when y' all started coming back, you started talking and I was like,

[TP]

all I was doing. And then I would just wave to you.

[Sid]

That's enough.

[TP]

Again,

[Sid]

That talking for you. Because you want to say my name just for me to look. It's like when a sibling is messing with you. It's like, you know, I don't feel like being bothered right now. And you're just saying my name over and over. It's like some. I didn't like, don't touch me. I didn't touch you. Don't touch me. I didn't touch you. Don't touch me. I didn't touch you.

[TP]

I'm not touching you.

[Sid]

Yeah, like, okay, but you're being an irritant. So. Yeah, after the game, when you were talking about me cheating, I took my money out of my pocket and put it like right in the back of my pant just so you couldn't see in Case you checked my pockets.

[TP]

I see she wearing them jeans. I show her butt crack. My girls can wear that wise with my stuff dash at I put the mag down. No. I was so shocked cuz you were just like, check my pockets, I don't have any money. Check my pockets. I don't have any money. And I was like convinced that you already gave it to the ref. Little did I know that when we were walking back to the hotel sweaty as that you were going to pull out damp $1 bills from your butt crack region. I was so shocked. Said didn't check there. Yeah, no, I certainly did not check there.

[Sid]

Look. Good game. The game was fun, actually. I have a newfound respect for lacrosse. I really hadn't watched. I really haven't watched much, but I am gonna get a save women's sports shirt for them so that hopefully no trans players are coming and taking over their either. So people were telling us beforehand though that the skills were transferable from like basketball to lacrosse, some soccer to lacrosse, and even terminology from both of our sports, but from our sports. So it was fun to watch. I was like, wait a minute. They got like crazy footwork. Like some of them were fast.

[TP]

As coach Lori put down a really

[Sid]

great game plan, so did me and coach Colleen.

[TP]

You got like all the fouls in you guys favor. Like, there was a few things that happened. We had two calls that one got definitely overturned and we couldn't throw a challenge for another one.

[Sid]

But yeah, arguably, okay, one guy overturned. I don't want to talk about perfect.

[TP]

I just want to talk about the work that coach Lori put into this game. And I want to talk about how team Humphrey hump for free. I want to say that when they came into every time out, it wasn't like a. I've never been a part of an all star game. I've never played since like high school. I was in a high school all star game that was pretty special. Never professionally. And to see how competitive these girls when we were like, okay, are they gonna like loaf around? It's gonna be like a no. They came out with an absolute bang. And by bang, I mean like these sticks are swinging in the air, like clashing around. You hear like click, clang. Like girls are coming to the side like, oh, she hit me in the head with a stick. But like shaking it off.

[Sid]

I'm like, I had a girl throw up. I'm talking multiple times. Multiple times. Duffy threw up multiple times.

[TP]

The most humble athletes too. These girls, These women are so dominant at their universities. There was One girl who coached bridge. Yeah, Bridge went to West Point. She was the leading, like soccer.

[Sid]

Yeah. That's Duffy scorer.

[Saya]

Yeah.

[TP]

And also the leading lacrosse scorer. And she was at West Point. Like, you have to do West Point things if you're just in school there. Like, she's an ultimate athlete. Like, all these girls are just incredibly talented. And I've just like a newfound respect them as well. See the way that they compete and also the way that they have like self drive.

[Sid]

Yeah. Because they work regular jobs. I mean, like, they're in like infancy stages.

[TP]

Like this is their inaugural real. First inaugural, real season. I guess.

[Sid]

So they work real jobs. One of the girls, like an engineer.

[TP]

One girl's an engineer. Her friend was a space engineer. She was like, yeah, I'm a dummy compared to her.

[Sid]

Right.

[TP]

We were like, you're pretty smart as well.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

We have a new friend, Madison.

[Sid]

Yeah, she was funny.

[TP]

Madison the goalie.

[Sid]

Hilarious. She was funny.

[TP]

We're gonna have to bring Madison on the pod, the way that she was talking crazy.

[Sid]

But it was fun. They got a game. They have like champ week or something in Philly in like August, mid August or something. So if y' all are there, go support them. It's fun to watch in person. I think it's the same way that people feel when they finally go watch a W game. Especially with the like, in game entertainment, you got to give stuff a chance in person. Sometimes you. I can argue that a lot of WNBA games are more entertaining than some NBA games. If you're like a family go into a game on top of the fact you're gonna meet people after games, like, they sign autographs after, like we do. I know it was an All Star game, so it's a little different. But even them playing hard, I'm like, yeah, like, other leagues need to play, like, play a little harder during an All Star game.

[TP]

Playing so hard.

[Sid]

Like Kobe and him used to play hard when they played in an All Star game. Like, I understand people don't want to get hurt, but like, show something. Don't just take like far ass shots and I don't know, like, play some defense.

[TP]

Like, we don't want to be like, oh, are you gonna make it?

[Sid]

Are you gonna. Yeah. Like, you pick your team, you picked your. Like, who is the better team? We can't tell. Actually.

[TP]

You remember the one time though that the. They really did play. It was for W. It was the USA team versus All Stars. That was a really good All Star game. Yeah, that was really good.

[Sid]

That was a good Game. Speaking of All Stars, Atlanta didn't get any, didn't get any players selected to like the starting, the starting lineups, which

[TP]

is so shocking to me.

[Sid]

Yeah, I was like, especially where they were in the season, like where they were ranked in the standings at that point. I think they were like fourth or something. They were like third or fourth and they got.

[TP]

They have the league leading rebounder and like two of the top 10 leading scorers of the league on that team and not one person could make it. Yeah, I mean, a lot of like new names that also seem really exciting though. Olivia Miles, Jessica Shepard. Kelsey Mitchell gets a starting spot and I'm like, Kelsey Mitchell should have been a starter for years and years and years. So it's, it's actually crazy that this is going to be her first starting spot for All Stars. Gabby Williams as well. That's another really great player that's always had season after season of just like solid playing. And this is the second time that she's getting, you know, select as an All Star, but the first time for a starter. So really happy to see Gabby in there as well.

[Sid]

Yeah. Yeah, Gabby. I love watching Gabby play. Just plays hard too.

[TP]

She does play hard and she's like a, she's like a hybrid. She's a big bodyguard that rebounds and she can push the floor and she's got a mid range and a.

[Sid]

And a.

[TP]

She can play at all three levels. You know, she can get.

[Sid]

I joked, I joked about their team during the Olympics because it's just like a bunch of like light skins. Like a bunch of. They just have a bunch of like Gabby's and they're starting looking like Gabby and they're starting lineup. Like, where is Gabby? Everybody's the same in Golden State's lineup is like so similar that I be weak every time I watch them. I'm like, she just left France to go do the same. To be lost in the same mix again. Pun intended.

[TP]

Literal mix.

[Saya]

Bah.

[Sid]

You're so funny. I love working with you.

[TP]

Oh my God, I love you so much.

[Sid]

Whoa.

[TP]

What girl,

[Sid]

man?

[TP]

My bad. I thought that's what you said.

[Sid]

Listen, y', all, speaking of WNBA All Star, we are coming live to All Star. We're kicking off the Together house on Friday, July 24th. Yeah, babysitters are going to get the first look at the house. So y' all come see us. We're going to make it be a fun show. We look forward to, to seeing and maybe meeting some new babysitters. Hopefully we'll have a guest I think we'll have a, A, a cool guest on, so it'll be a good time, but we're excited about it. They got, they got Teresa Witherspoon and Cynthia Cooper being like the, the all star team GMs as part of, as part of the league's 30th. And it's just every time I even say that it's the 30s, like it's really wild to think that the league is at this point now and it feels young to all of us, I think, you know, but 30 years is a, is a lot. It'll be interesting to see like another 30 years, what the league will look like, how it'll be, how it'll be. But I'm looking forward to it. I can't wait.

[TP]

I'm really looking forward to it. What I'm not looking forward to, though, Sid, is spending more time in the airport. What? The travel this week was actually kind of crazy. Like, yeah, the fourth of July came and went and I just, I. It was just another day to me. And I didn't realize that flying into Washington D.C. on the 4th of July was an act of a patriot because I was the only one I felt like not wearing decked out American flag gear. And with that being said on my flight back, Sid, I had quite the flight. And I said I wasn't going to talk to you about it, but here I go. Sid, I texted, Sid, text me on the flight. Hey, how was your flight? I slept like an angel. Like, it was the most beautiful nap I've ever had in my life. And I was like, well, that's so great. Like, I've been struggling. I've watched an entire three part documentary and made it through this flight by the grace of God. And I only say that because someone was releasing diabolical farts that were affecting us to our core. So much so that, like, I don't know if you've seen the video of the man that's in a plane and somebody's farting and the guy's like, whoever is farting, stop farting. It smells very bad. Did you see that?

[Sid]

No.

[TP]

Okay. There was a little girl that was like in my row, but on the other side.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

And I'm like, I have my sweatshirt

[Sid]

all the way on.

[TP]

Like, I don't care if I'm making somebody feel uncomfortable. You're gonna know that it smells. And I'm not gonna smell it because I'm fully covered.

[Sid]

I'm like, I hate when other people do it. I don't mind When I fart on the plane, but when other people do it, I'm pissed.

[TP]

A fart on the plane, Like I don't think it should be anybody's problem. No, I'm still breathing in like your fart particles on like you should have owned here. No, I don't want your fart particles in my nostril.

[Sid]

All right. Never again.

[TP]

Anyway, this guy was releasing something very dangerous out of his body. Like I don't know what was going on there, but it wasn't good. No. And I hate when nobody's really reacting. I'm like, there's no way I'm the only one smelling this. Yalls noses must be off or I'm scared of y' all because I don't know how y' all aren't reacting to this. So I'm again decked out, covered. I'm like, oh my God. I look over, the only person that's giving me like peace of mind is this six year old girl, got to be six. She's got her little iPad, she's got her little like light up shoes that are like glittered and lit up. She's got her hand on her face like this. She keeps going.

[Sid]

It stinks, huh?

[TP]

Yes sweetheart, you're right, it absolutely does stink. And on the third one I got up, I didn't have to go to the bathroom, but I made my way not to the front bathroom, all the way to the back. I made my way all the way to the back and I just stood back there. So much so that the flight attendants who were just like not nice. Yeah, they were like, hey, what are you doing back here? And I was like, oh, someone's just releasing vile air and I need to remove myself from the area. And they literally looked at me and they said, welcome to our world. I'm like, wow, yeah, that sucks that you just like spend your time employed at a fart tube. I guess at times it does seem kind of hard. So I spent time back there. I got questioned by the flight attendants. While nobody questioned the culprit of the situation, like we didn't find out who it was, we were all affected throughout this entire flight. Some of us were willing to, you know, be visibly affected and some of us weren't, which I don't know what kind of person you are. If you're the type that's like going to make somebody feel I was doing

[Sid]

this just at people sneezing and coughing. I was like this. I just went to sleep in my hoodie and I was like, because I can't stay awake. I can feel it like the sleep is taking me over. So I am about to fall asleep. Best I can do is protect myself before I drift.

[TP]

So do you feel like you're narcoleptic or do you just feel like you can sleep anywhere?

[Sid]

Based on what you said before about what that lady said her narcolepsy test was like. Oh yeah, the nurse. What she said her narcolepsy test was. I was like, I do believe that I could fall asleep with that amount of time because what was it? Should it be like fall asleep every three hours within five minutes?

[TP]

Ten? Yeah, yeah, five minutes. And you have to do it every couple hours.

[Sid]

Every.

[TP]

I feel like you could pass that test for sure.

[Sid]

Yeah. If it's like every three, two might be like too soon. But if it's every three, especially if I eat a little something, if it's dark, if, honestly, if it's not dark, if I put on a show that has like a dark look to it, then that makes me super sleepy.

[TP]

Back to a sit up, right chair for you to fall asleep. You don't. You can literally sit in place and like just hover above your body and sleep.

[Sid]

I genuinely believe here on tape, I could fall asleep. Like instead of like if you started telling a story. Like I could listen and get like this and get comfortable and fall asleep.

[TP]

I hate when you that because sometimes it's my best stories and I'm like, hey, Sid, lock in because you're not going to want to miss the first take of this one.

[Sid]

I love when you, in your defense,

[TP]

you do wake up for real.

[Sid]

And whenever you. I need you to do that more. I meant to talk to you about that. When you do that, it's super helpful. Something in my brain is like, girl, this could be life. Life saving information you're about to hear. Wake up. Wait, tp. Okay, y', all, we. We skipped this. We got to go back to the women's lacrosse league real quick. Cuz once, as I mentioned, my team won. Her team did put up a good fight and it was a good game. Once my team won and we were going back to the hotel, I'm like, okay, like, so, like, what would you. If we had bet before the game and I was like, all right. If you lose, you have to get one of these things and you. And you have to pick. You cannot pick. So TP's options were all right. If you had to get a tat on your back, on your full back, it's either like pus filled Bumps that look. They look real. They look real. You have to get them all splattered across your back, which is disgusting, obviously. So that's your first choice. Then you have. So a dog. A dog with like.

[TP]

Wait, time out, to be clear. For the pus filled one. I'm getting an illustration of pimples.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

That are bursting on my back.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

They're not burnt.

[Sid]

They're not burst. You. But thank you for that.

[TP]

One of them is.

[Sid]

One of them is burst. The rest of them are just whiteheads. But this artist is so good that it does. It looks right. They look raised. So this is how many?

[TP]

Okay.

[Sid]

I mean, it's just splattered across your back. We can go like 4.

[TP]

Four in a row or something like that natural amount. Like what feels natural?

[Sid]

Yeah, I think so. I think it would probably be in the late teens to. To twenties. So that's on your back. So that's your option. You have to get like the ugliest dog you've ever seen with like super low udders. Hang in. Or like the things, you know, when they're damn near. Like if a dog is little, they're damn near scrubbing the ground. That always creeps me out.

[TP]

I don't like. I don't like dogs. I'm gonna tell you at all. Like, I. It's disgusting.

[Sid]

Right. I'm like, wait, are you pregnant now or did you just give birth and it just hasn't, like, sucked up or something yet? I never know. But I never asked them either.

[TP]

But also, when you get boy dogs balls removed, they have like a. A turkey gobbler flap, you know? But when they're puppies, they shrink up really fast. Like chips. Good. You can't tell that he ever had a pyre. Like, his are just poor pie.

[Sid]

Marty. Yeah. Pyre got his. His balls chopped off. And now from the bag, it looks like a little Kuda Cat. So we were. We kept saying, I heard about your coochie.

[TP]

Pyre's a good sport about it, though.

[Sid]

He is. Okay. But let me finish the options. All right. It's the Pusville Bumps. A dog with super low utters. The ugliest teeth you've ever seen or the worst hair. You with the worst haircut.

[TP]

The ugliest teeth in color, or you

[Sid]

with the worst haircut you've ever seen. You've ever had. And it's what your face was back then. And the haircut, you can't pick the time that you look the best. Everything has to go.

[TP]

I mean, like, there's Some pretty bad pictures of me, but my haircut was never the problem. I feel like I had. My parents gave me one bang cut that was kind of like. I don't have too many pictures I've seen of that one, but I'm like, that one was kind of. So just to like make the game fun, I'm gonna rule out the haircut because I haven't had. I've had the same haircut for a while.

[Sid]

Okay.

[TP]

Teeth, Full color, terrible set of teeth. Like, I'm thinking the Grinch teeth. Like we got some roaches crawling through them and stuff like that. I look like that, like across my arm right here?

[Sid]

I guess.

[Saya]

Yeah.

[TP]

Nice little. A nice little grin. I could go like this.

[Sid]

No, you gotta be on your back and you have to wear clothes that show your back.

[TP]

Like my low back or.

[Sid]

No, it's gonna show part of it. It's across your whole back. So whatever. Which one are you picking?

[TP]

The. The dog utters are really. It's too much for me. I can't do that.

[Sid]

Okay.

[TP]

So it's really. It comes down to the teeth.

[Sid]

All right.

[TP]

And the pus filled spots. And with that being said. Can I get a drum roll? I'm gonna go with teeth.

[Sid]

Okay. All right. That's a.

[TP]

Because I feel like there are artists out there that could really do a really good job of giving me some realistic pus filled pimples.

[Sid]

No, for sure.

[TP]

And I don't know if I could have that permanently on my back. Like back knee. Does seem like.

[Sid]

Well, you would have to in this scenario. You would have to.

[TP]

Okay, well, what about you? What would you pick?

[Sid]

I would pick the worst haircut because that just seems funny to me.

[TP]

What was your worst haircut?

[Sid]

I never really got my hair cut a lot. But I would probably do when I used to do. Because I don't. When I used to do, you know, when girls were doing a little bump in the front and then you like put it in a ponytail or. Or whatever. It was like the little. It looked like the top of like a stegosaurus or whatever or a little dinosaur.

[TP]

Like you were in the movie Grease, which.

[Sid]

Yeah, but. Yeah, that would probably be my pick. Oh. So I think that's.

[TP]

Not that I expected more from you. I thought you would pick the puss.

[Sid]

Oh, Ill. No, I would never want that.

[TP]

Okay, well, I have a. I have a question for you then.

[Sid]

Oh.

[TP]

Would you rather to eat off somebody's plate?

[Sid]

Oh.

[TP]

Like you're in a restaurant. The. The table next to us gets up and there's French fries.

[Sid]

Wait, hold on.

[TP]

French fries. There's.

[Sid]

Was the person who was sitting there eating them? Were they seeming like. Were they sneezing and doing a bunch of. Or were they just eating?

[TP]

They weren't, like, visibly nest.

[Saya]

Nasty.

[TP]

They weren't visibly nasty, but like you. They were touching on their meal. You could tell that they ate some of the fries. Yeah, some of the fries. There's like, ketchup on the plate. Like, it was used.

[Sid]

Yeah. Was the girl attractive?

[TP]

Napkin touching the place.

[Sid]

Was the person attracted?

[TP]

She was medium. Like, she wasn't. Not attractive, but she wasn't. And it was also a man.

[Sid]

It was a man. So why'd you just start describing? Okay, so.

[TP]

Because I'm like, you would like, women seem better, like.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

Than men. So it was like a man eating these fries?

[Sid]

No.

[TP]

You don't know where his hands have been?

[Sid]

No, I'm not eating them. What's the other option? So that. Or what.

[TP]

So the other option is going bare booty on a public toilet seat, like, ass to seat.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

Without, like, a liner. Without, like, doing the toilet paper stacking.

[Sid]

What's the. What's the restaurant like? What's the. What's the kind of ambiance. Where am I?

[TP]

Airport.

[Sid]

It's the airport. Which airport?

[TP]

Yeah, we're gonna go with the Houston airport. I feel like that one gets a lot of traffic. Yeah, no, we're gonna go to ih.

[Sid]

Okay, I got it.

[TP]

So are you eating from the man's french fries or are you take putting that bare ass onto a bare toilet seat.

[Sid]

I just gotta eat a french fry and then I just gotta make myself throw up after. Yeah, I have to just eat a french fry because I'm not sitting on a public toilet seat. Matter of fact, ladies, listen, I made up. I made a post like, a couple weeks ago about women's bathrooms being at the back of establishments and how that pisses me off. Stop putting us back there.

[TP]

What happened to ladies first, right?

[Sid]

And there's no. There's a, like, door back there. I'm like. I just feel like, you know, trafficking is a thing. Like, this does happen to people. So put our at the front where people can see us. They're like, oh, make it heavily lit.

[TP]

Bright and lit up, like, Exactly. I want to see everybody walking in and out of there and making sure they're leaving with the people that they walked in with there.

[Sid]

So made that post. So that was to stick up for women. Now women, I'm gonna address us. Okay. There's really no Reason that public women's bathrooms should be so dirty. That means that some of y' all are dirty and not cleaning up after yourselves. If you pee on the toilet, which I expect you to, because you shouldn't be sitting on that. So if you pe. Pee on the toilet, it takes nothing to grab some toilet tissue, grab a thick amount, wipe where you peed, and drop it in the toilet. If you drop some toilet paper in, like, a wet spot on the ground, grab more toilet paper, pick it up, because you just did it, and then put that in the toilet and flush it. Stop.

[TP]

You were the next person walking to that stall. Would you want to see that?

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

Why would you leave that for somebody else?

[Sid]

A lady. When a lady was coming out of her bathroom not long ago, and I'm going in, and she kind of made a face at me. She was like. I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? What you just doing there? Like, why are you giving that look? Did you. Am I about to find something? So now, naturally, I don't want to use your toilet. I went in. It was fine. It is stink. But I'm like, so did you just shit, or were you giving me a face? Like, they should have been there before me. It was. It wasn't me. But there is a smell when you go in there. I'm like, I don't know.

[TP]

That's a tough situation, because if you walk into a situation, then you walk

[Sid]

out, it looks like it was you. I explained when I'm. I explain when I come out to the next person. I didn't do that. But anyways, women stop being so nasty.

[Saya]

Wait.

[TP]

I do have a bathroom story that happened literally to this morning. Oh, I went into the bathroom at dca.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

It was a type of bathrooms that, like, have, like, you know, I'm in parking garages. They have, like, a red or green light above the door to say if it's, like, vacant or not.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

So everything. Everything had, like, a light to say, like, if it was available or not. And there was one with a white light, and there was people waiting. So I was just like, it's probably something wrong with it. But I was like, let me just go see. Because if everybody assumes that something's wrong with it and it's just nothing, then I just found myself an open stall. So I'm next in line. I open the door, and there's no toilet paper, and I'm like, oh, that's why nobody went in there, right? It was fine. This woman storms in past me, and she Goes to the stall that has. And before that has no toilet paper. And before she opens the door, I said, oh, that one doesn't have any toilet paper. Simultaneously, a woman at the last doll comes out. I'm next in line. I've been waiting. I told you that that door had no toilet paper behind it.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

And she said, oh. And then she went directly until the woman walking out the stall saw me waiting there because I was in line when she went in.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

And this lady just busted in. Then she forgot her person there. So the girl was like banging down the door, like. And then she was lying like, there's no person here. There was the person there because when she opened back the door, the purse was sitting right there. But this lady cut me in the bathroom. And I'm like, if I were staring at a 6, 5 person in the women's bathroom, which I get misgendered all the time in the women's bathroom. Please stop telling me I'm a woman talking to me like, I expect you like, what?

[Sid]

Yeah, you should have said something. I would have gone in there.

[TP]

I couldn't. I was just kind of in shock. Like, me and the lady walking out of the cell were both kind of in shock. Like, what?

[Sid]

No, I would have been in shock.

[TP]

Like, I mean, like, excuse me.

[Sid]

Yeah, I'm sorry that happened to you. And people stop talking to my girl TP in the bathroom, you idiots. Speaking of idiots, did you see stuff from the America 250 Fair and from the July 4th celebrations? Like, the fair went up. I guess people were like, they were practicing their dance or doing whatever before the show. And a piece of. A piece of equipment fell down. Fell down.

[TP]

Almost crushed the dance.

[Sid]

Almost crushed one of the dancers. And somebody was like, damn, even the stage don't want to be there because there was nobody in the crowd.

[TP]

There was nobody there.

[Sid]

And what's crazy, you can't even call that a crowd.

[TP]

Well, they started clipping things from the FIFA stages that. But they clearly state, like, FIFA World cup on them. Like, and there was a ton of people there because it's the World Cup.

[Saya]

Yeah.

[TP]

So nobody was going to the thing to the World Fair. And one of the best things that I saw is they weren't showing, like, actual pictures of the crowd. They were just trying to have influencers and stuff, like, lie about what was going on. They were then changing their camera angles towards the stage and they were like showing this band performing. And you know what doesn't lie? Reflection sunglasses. Never wear reflective sunglasses when you don't want to see what's in front of them.

[Sid]

Yeah, yeah.

[TP]

So you can see quite clearly in the guitar, his sunglasses, that there was about exactly 12 people.

[Sid]

Somebody commented. There are tens of people there. No, wait, A lady said. A lady said she had more. Hold on. Because this killed me.

[TP]

She had more people in her colonoscopy.

[Sid]

Colonoscopy, I think it was.

[TP]

No, deadass. In my colonoscopy had so many people. And honestly, no, there were more people

[Sid]

at my C section. Me performing for my stuffed animals when I was 8.

[TP]

Facts. Just such a big waste of taxpayer dollars. I'm like, we couldn't have think. We couldn't think of anything else we needed to do with that money.

[Sid]

But when you think about it, so many people that. So many of the people that support him cannot afford to make a trip there. Like, it's so empty. How do you have so many supporters and so. So little people present? Always.

[TP]

Yeah, I feel like he was.

[Sid]

The WNBA is doing better liberals than him. You know what I'm saying? Y' all talk about us forever. The WNBA is doing better.

[TP]

Like, y' all would be dying for WNBA numbers, right? Even like 2010 WNBA numbers. Y' all would have killed for that.

[Sid]

Don't say women's sports. Save your fairs. Please save those. You need it insane, because it's.

[TP]

It's really incredible.

[Sid]

I've never seen no like it, but that was so funny to me. But even funnier at the. So at the 250th anniversary celebrations over July 4th weekend, D.C. they had people at. What was it called? The America. Hold on. To make sure I didn't. What.

[TP]

When. Whenever it starts with America. I'm just.

[Sid]

No, it was. It was the Freedom 250 salute to America. And it started. It started raining, and they had to. I think it was it raining. I forgot they had to evacuate because of severe weather. And guess where they had to take shelter? Or maybe you already know. The. The National Museum of African American History and Culture.

[TP]

Oh, telling.

[Sid]

So I was just like, y' all shouldn't even let them. I wouldn't let them in there.

[TP]

Why did they let them in?

[Sid]

Because there was severe weather, and so they were just, you know, just being polite. But another example of don't be another example is they don't even want that

[TP]

museum there that you want to be treated. And I wish that other people would also play by those rules. Love thy neighbor, right?

[Sid]

But if you think about it, they wouldn't. This museum, if left up to them, would not exist. So you wouldn't have had anywhere to take shelter. You don't even think this should be a thing.

[TP]

That would be the White American History Museum. Like they would just modify it and rule out all the black anything, struggle and, and pray. Like everything involved in black America, it would just be removed.

[Sid]

I'm like that I personally would have locked the doors or I don't know, just.

[TP]

I would have made the floor really slippery so everybody slipped on the way in.

[Sid]

Like it was just ridiculous though. Okay, we got a new segment called

[TP]

Unsupervised Gone Wild.

[Sid]

So yeah y'. All, no, it's not gonna be no freaky. This is just us talking about animals in the wild.

[TP]

This is more like when you were a kid an Animal Planet came on and there was that cute show called Animals Gone Wild and they showed like clips of animals doing wild things in the wild.

[Sid]

This is that. So I don't know if, if y' all have seen Neil the seal, but he's so cute. What a cutie. 2, 200 pound 5 year old. Neil's a 2, 200 pound 5 year old elephant seal.

[TP]

Oh, it seems healthy.

[Sid]

And I just seen a couple videos. I've seen a couple of videos. I'm like that is a massive. To see an animal that big moving around and with no let like no legs.

[TP]

He's just like worming it, just worming

[Sid]

around like he's the only. I was just, I just started seeing videos on social media. I only seen a couple but I was just like what is going on for him to not be captured already? Like why is he just.

[TP]

It's funny I guess like way so much and you see like adults try to like approach this guy and Neil just seems like irritated. He just like looks around like don't touch me, don't. And like Neil just like won't go back into the water right now. He has.

[Sid]

Where's this? In Tasmania.

[TP]

Tasmania. And like his social media presence has like almost doubled the country's population. So Neil the seal has stolen the hearts of many. Like I'm invested in Neil the seal. I really hope it doesn't end in like death to sometimes like with other animals that escape or like just don't go back into the wild because they're not ready. Yeah, they just don't know how else to handle it. But I hope that they figure out a way to safely return Neil the seal back where he belongs because he does seem like a really nice guy with a ton of character. I kind of want to get to know him a little Bit.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

Not only understand the manatees, but save Neil the seal. Love that guy.

[Sid]

But they said that juvenile male elephant seals need to practice for dominance battles in which adults rear up and crash their chest together as they compete for breeding opportunities.

[TP]

So he's just practicing against, like, Nissans. I guess he's, like, crushing.

[Sid]

He said against sedans, but. But I'm just like. People continue to amaze me with just, like, how close you'll get to. This is a wild animal. Still, at the end of the day, no matter how cute you think this is, if £2,000 comes crashing down on you, even a little bit, like, you're done for. But they said they won't capture Neil because he lives there. And if they end up killing him, it's because he attacked a human. So for that reason, people should give him his space, because you don't even want something to accidentally happen and then he has to be put down.

[TP]

Yeah, that's really.

[Sid]

Y' all are in his way. Y' all are in his backyard. He would have just been swimming around here, but you chose to put your all in his space.

[TP]

Like, he was just minding his own. All of a sudden, here comes human population just building houses and streets, and now there's automobiles. And he's just confused by the whole situation.

[Sid]

What is this? That's why he's just crushing like, this wasn't here. This shouldn't be here.

[TP]

I hate this. This is ugly.

[Sid]

Would you want that to be your name, though?

[TP]

Neil?

[Sid]

Would you want Neil to be your name? Would you want, like, I don't know, if you were still buck teeth.

[TP]

He's kind of got bug teeth. Like, what would you feel like his name would be if it wasn't Neil? I feel like Neil's kind of fitting.

[Sid]

You think so?

[TP]

Yeah.

[Sid]

Oh, my gosh. What? I don't know. He looks. He. He literally looks like a spud. He looks like a potato.

[TP]

Yeah.

[Sid]

Look at this.

[TP]

He kind of looks like Chip a little bit, bro.

[Sid]

That's not a potato that you would put. That you would put on 350 in the oven or maybe four and leaving there. You know what I'm saying? Then put some butter and sour cream on there. No, seriously, that's a potato. That's a potato.

[TP]

So what do you know?

[Sid]

So I don't know. You can name them like Spud or like Yukon, even though it's not a Yukon. Gold potato. Just like some potato name is what I would. That's what I would want. I feel like Spud is a kind of a cool ass name. Okay, maybe because Stud. Maybe because it's so close to stud. I like it. Huh?

[TP]

Huh?

[Sid]

Much to think about.

[TP]

I just like Neil. I thought Neil was fine.

[Sid]

Yeah, no, I'll stick with Neil. Neil was fine for me. Yeah, well, we love Neil and we should go to Tasmania.

[TP]

Gotcha.

[Sid]

After telling people, stay away from him, we'll just look from a distance.

[TP]

Tasmania. Comment below if you're interested in us visiting. But in other animal news.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

There's this little guy on social media that has been taking everybody by surprise because he seems all of five pounds and his name is Tito the Yorkie. And TJ Yorkie tears his mom up. Like Tito doesn't play and his mom is so cool. Call and collected. You might know Tito as just like the dog that loses his mind on social media. He doesn't like getting a hair. He doesn't seem to like much.

[Sid]

Tino is Tino's opposed to everything.

[TP]

Tito.

[Sid]

No, it's Tino. Huh? Isn't it Tino? Oh, I can't wait for you to be wrong.

[TP]

No, I hope you're wrong.

[Sid]

If you're wrong, you got to get the pimples on your tattooed on your back.

[TP]

I'm bad with names. I'm bad with names to begin with and also I'm dyslexic. But that wasn't a reading thing.

[Sid]

To be bad with names and be dyslexic and yell at me for the correct name is arguably insane.

[TP]

No, it's so fine. It is totally fine.

[Sid]

Keep going. So Tito did what?

[TP]

Tito. Tito the Yorkie, who's also come to find out is actually. His name's Tino.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

Tino tears up his mom. He is a very well behaved dog that's constantly just barking and biting seemingly and just like trying to quarrel with his mom's hands. Like his mom is trying to explain things on social. Tino's tearing her up. And we just don't know what Tino's life has been, but him and his mom have a really good thing going,

[Sid]

seemingly a great thing because they what they get. They got a show, they got featured

[TP]

on Inside of Inside Edition. He has a ton of memes. Like, Tino's living the American dream right now. It's what it's all about, Tino. And we're happy for you, man.

[Sid]

Yeah, I gotta, I gotta go look up Tino's his page.

[TP]

The fact that you're about to go to a dog's Instagram page.

[Sid]

No, it's her. It's her page, but with him. But he's insane.

[TP]

I only follow one dog, and that's Pancake. Megan's dog.

[Sid]

Yeah.

[TP]

Penny the Pancake has probably more followers than me, but I do follow Panty.

[Sid]

They said something about Tino attending church walkthroughs with his mom. I'm like, no way. Black people don't even like little dogs like that. They don't like dogs to really be out the house. It's like, stop. Why are you bringing that dog to church? What?

[TP]

Some years ago, there was a trend about black people. A lot of people, but specifically the ones that I found funniest were black people calling their family members and inviting them to their dog's baptism.

[Sid]

Yeah,

[TP]

the baptism. The dog baptism trend actually took me out so many times.

[Sid]

That was hilarious situations.

[TP]

Because people were like, no way you're gonna ask me to go to church for a dog. But it was just so funny.

[Sid]

They like, girl, don't call me with no like this again. And then some people would go, I probably say both things. It would just depend on my mood. But that was so hilarious

[TP]

when they ask what white culture is. I guess, like, getting your dog baptized would be like, that's something that we can hang our hat on for sure. Dog baptisms, something to be proud of.

[Sid]

Okay. I like unsupervised going, well, we gotta look for more animal.

[TP]

Yeah.

[Sid]

News.

[TP]

We're gonna have to bring Saya on.

[Sid]

Yeah. Yeah. To talk about the dogs that are placed for sure. Well, shoot, we're at the end, pal. But you know what time it is.

[TP]

It goes down in the dm it go down. It go down in the DM it go down, it go down.

[Sid]

All right, we got a DM from Saluma.

[TP]

Saluma.

[Sid]

Saluma. Said, yeah. Hey, Salooma, thanks for writing in. Said, hey, Sid. Ntp, Huge fan of the pot over here. I've been having the worst week ever, and I'd watched the episode Thursday, and suddenly life is worth living again. I was even watching episodes during AP exam season, so y' all know I mean business. Okay, we love that. Wait, but tell us, what score. What scores did you get?

[TP]

And also, make sure you're studying, Salooma, please.

[Sid]

So I just wanted to let y' all know how diabolical the titles of the episodes are, because I was on the longest flight I've ever been so been on and decided to watch some podcast episodes and tell me why. I'm sitting in the aisle seat and I dropped my phone and everybody and their mother sees the title about bikinis and bushes on 4k ultra HD display. Can't take y' all nowhere. For real, but love y' all down anyway. Continue doing what you're doing. Sending lots of love from somewhere. Message was cut off, but that's hilarious. That's on you.

[TP]

Sorry about that. As someone who didn't start the episode with Bush has gone wild or whatever

[Sid]

we were talking about last week. Yeah.

[TP]

I do appreciate you sticking it out. It's like watching like. Like heated rivalry. Like, that was probably dangerous to watch in an airplane. Like. Like, you. Like, you feel like you're, like, guarding your.

[Sid]

At least if she has headphones, you don't see us doing anything crazy. But, yeah, if you don't have on headphones or you're clumsy and you drop stuff, then, yeah, people are gonna see what you're looking at. You need to get a privacy screen.

[TP]

I don't have one, though, but I feel like I should get one. You want to get one?

[Sid]

I just don't care. Okay.

[TP]

No, never mind.

[Sid]

No, you know, I just don't care. I'm just like. If you're that pressed to look at what I'm saying, like, oh, let me

[TP]

see your phone then. Yeah, you got games?

[Sid]

Yeah, I do. But, Saluma, thank you for supporting us. We appreciate it.

[TP]

Yes, we do.

[Sid]

But babysitters, we appreciate all y'. All. We're so excited. Sorry, audio. I'm chewing something. But it's like those videos people do. Like, that teacher you had that that you. And they're like, okay, so what you're going to want to do?

[TP]

No, just finish your food and then talk. Teach. I'm like, don't talk.

[Sid]

Exactly. I don't know. I feel like they. They must learn that in teacher training, because they all do that.

[TP]

Yeah.

[Sid]

I don't know if they think it's like, I don't know. But anyways, audio, video. We love y'. All. We can't wait for the live episodes. Y' all come out and see us and continue. I think y' all don't understand how much we enjoy meeting y' all in public in the wild. It's very. It just feels like a special, like, moment when y' all come up and you let us know, like, what resonates with you from stuff we say on the show or just saying that you're supporting. Like, we appreciate that more. More than, you know. And, yeah, we just, as you all know, we just want to make y' all laugh. We want to make y' all feel seen, you know, and take you on board for this journey that TP and I are on, to just try to make this world a better place through humor and compassion and community. And community.

[TP]

We couldn't do it without you guys. We.

[Sid]

Yeah, we can't.

[TP]

We love you guys. We appreciate you guys. And we also wanted to bring up. We met this man named Darren at the lacrosse game. Darren was working the game, and he said that meeting us, he was going to tell his children. And then three seconds later, he told us that he doesn't have any children. So shout out to you, Darren. He was like, if I do have kids, I'm gonna tell him one day. And that meant the world to me, Darren. So I just wanted to give you a little shout out. But we appreciate all you babysitters. Like, yeah, just running into some crossover babysitter. Wll fans, running into people in the streets, in the airport, all the flight attendants that show us love traveling. Just any babysitter, wherever you are, just like, stop, Give yourself a little pat on the back, because we wouldn't be where we are without you guys. And we just truly appreciate you guys and want to celebrate your commitment to us and our commitment to you as we try to make this world just a little bit better episode by episode.

[Sid]

Yeah. Hell yeah. Well, shoot. I mean, that's a perfect time for you to just say you're.

[TP]

Are you going to tell them? Tell them to, like, make sure they DM us. Like, did you forget?

[Sid]

I just thought it was perfect for you to just. You're just talking about killing them with kindness impacting them. Yeah, Just kidding.

[TP]

Hey, babysitters, as always, don't forget to throw kindness around like confetti.

[Saya]

Yeah. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, we say what we want and yeah, we say what we feel Sitting TMP in the mix and they be keeping it real on brand, off topic, out of pocket Anything you need, they got it why don't you shop when you know they gonna block them? When it's game time and you know I'm gonna block them and we cover everything like who harder than us and yeah, we looking down on haters Cause they smaller than us and yeah, my flow is so damn sick I be coughing it up you said that we gonna fly well then I'm calling your blood unsupervised? Unsupervised,

[Sid]

Unsupervised uncle.