The Best of Unsupervised (So Far)

Summary

Unsupervised with Syd & TP

Episode: The Best of Unsupervised (So Far)

Release Date: June 25, 2026
Hosts: Syd Colson & Theresa Plaisance

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Episode Overview

This episode is a lively "best of" compilation, capturing the unscripted energy, comedic tangents, and genuine friendship that define "Unsupervised." Since the hosts, Syd and TP, couldn’t record a new episode this week, they handpicked standout moments from the show’s run—covering everything from reality TV and inside WNBA jokes to wild personal stories and unfiltered social commentary.

With segments ranging from accidentally hijacking a Pride parade, to heated thrift store drama, to playful debates about "the gayest place in America," you get the full spectrum of what makes "Unsupervised" unlike any other podcast. Expect plenty of laughter, abrupt topic changes, affectionate roasting, and honest advice—just like eavesdropping on a 2 a.m. group chat.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

[00:27] Syd’s Mom Calls In

• Unscripted Family Loveliness: The episode kicks off with Syd's mom unexpectedly joining the pod, dispensing classic, cryptic mom wisdom:

“Also, don’t trust anybody. Yeah, I never did. Bye, period. She always tells us that.” (Sidney, 01:01)

• Parenting Reflections: Syd and TP riff on how parental advice sometimes points to their own issues:

“You parents only give you advice that they feel like you need to hear.” (Teresa, 01:18)

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[02:12] “Investigating Rekia” – WNBA Gossip Hour

• Riffing on Social Media Captions: Syd investigates Rekia Jackson’s TikTok post (“gay”) and the ensuing speculation and public comment shenanigans:

“It’s totally okay if you are. We’re not saying you are. Automated captions are saying that you are.” (Sidney, 03:46)

• TP’s Devil’s Advocate Take:

“Imagine the panic that she’s feeling. She posted this thing… Maybe she thought it was a little joke. Then she moved past it. Maybe you’re not the panic that’s probably going through your head because now you’re double gay.” (Teresa, 05:22)

• Peak Unsurpervised Energy:

“The devil don’t need no advocate.” (Sidney, 05:15)

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[07:11] Halloween Costume Reveal

• Chaotic Build-up and Results: The pair attempt to surprise each other with homemade costumes:

“We wanted to surprise each other with our Halloween costumes… There’s been threats to quit the pod, so there’s a lot of pressure on this moment.” (Teresa, 07:27)

• Comic Cultural Divide:

“I am gonna have to quit… I’m Martin from the episode where they stole his—he thought somebody stole his CD player.” (Sidney, 10:31) “I’m straight from the Louvre, baby. Straight from the Louvre. Mona Lisa is Mona Lisa.” (Teresa, 10:48)

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[11:51] The “Hispanic Hero” Out-of-Gas Story

• Relatable Misadventures: Syd recounts her car dying in an intersection, being rescued by two “Hispanic heroes,” and encountering an unlikely suitor:

“You look like you were obviously in need. I was like, let me go help.” (Sidney as quoted hero, 16:10)

• Classic Pickup Lines:

“‘I’m gay.’ He’s like, ‘You gay or you never been with a Mexican man?’ I was like, I didn’t—I never heard of that being a thing, but I’m for sure gay.” (Sidney, 19:43)

• Running Joke:

“I don’t look like Ryan’s mom. I don’t look like anybody’s mom. Nobody ever tells me I look like a mom.” (Sidney, 18:33)

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[20:22] TP’s “Accidental Pride Parade” Adventure

• Teammate Chaos: Theresa recalls her Dallas Wings basketball team inadvertently barging through a Washington DC Pride parade while a stern coach led the way:

“We didn’t know the route of the Pride Parade… The bus driver dropped us off, like, four blocks up the road and he was like, this is the closest I’m gonna be able to get you guys.” (Teresa, 20:40) “We have to jump over the barricade, cut through the parade… floats are stopped, the parade is now stopped, people in the street are, like, marching in place, like, confused…” (Teresa, 21:21)

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[22:55] Defining the “Gayest Place in America” & Gender/Sexuality Riffs

• Rapid-fire Social Commentary: Syd and TP challenge stereotypes, poke fun at WNBA culture, and discuss twerking and queerness:

“The gayest place in America would be WNBA.” (Sidney, 23:02) "What makes you gay is liking the same sex. Let's get that clear." (Sidney, 23:41) “We have to just do better.” (Teresa, 24:18)

• Iconic Quote:

“Can we get a stop being stupid count? Because we really need one of those right now for Sid. She’s on a soapbox for stupidity today.” (Teresa, 25:46)

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[26:02] Thrift Shop Showdown – “Joy” and the Untaggable Shirt

• Retail Ridiculousness: TP narrates her multi-day quest to buy a thrifted shirt, embroiling herself in drama with a shopkeeper named Joy:

“If your name’s like Joy, like, bring a little bit of that. Like, my name’s Teresa, I’m bringing a little bit of Teresa every day.” (Teresa, 31:15) “Maybe Joy decided ‘I’m about to start acting how I want to act, how I truly am. I’m not Joyful, so it won’t be.’” (Sidney, 31:41)

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[32:09] Meg Thee Stallion, Relationship Red Flags & Athlete Drama

• Mixing Sports & Feelings: Syd and TP dish on the public relationship between Meg Thee Stallion and Klay Thompson, reading between the lines when it comes to meeting the family and bad moods after games:

“You can’t be telling people one thing and then end up...there’s just going to be scrutiny about it, especially when you’re in a public relationship.” (Sidney, 32:57)

• Calling Out Bad Behavior:

“Get a fucking life. You’re a millionaire… But to make it make you go treat your spouse poorly is looney tunes behavior.” (Sidney, 34:15) “How hard do you think it is for me to watch you suck? Like, I’m embarrassed.” (Teresa, 34:39)

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[35:06] Stalker Story – Turning the Tables

• Syd’s Stalker Has Standards: Syd lampoons her “on again, off again” stalker, expressing disappointment that he didn’t aim higher:

“I’m not even mad at you for disappearing on me and stalking me. I’m disappointed in you for not aiming to be the best in your field. You’re stalking a WNBA benchwarmer. Shoot for the stars, my guy.” (Sidney, 37:36)

• Support via Satire:

“You could have stalked Asia Angel. You could have stalked the white girl in Indiana. Caitlyn.” (Sidney, 38:03) “He’s giving the full laundry list. He’s giving them—still not enough.” (Teresa, 39:06)

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Notable Quotes

• Syd’s Mom [01:01]: "Also, don’t trust anybody. Yeah, I never did. Bye, period."
• Sid on gas station rescue [16:10]: “You look like you were obviously in need. I was like, let me go help.”
• TP on thrift politics [31:15]: “If your namesake is Joy, bring that. If your name is Blessing, be a blessing.”
• Syd on WNBA culture [23:02]: “The gayest place in America would be WNBA.”
• Syd on relationships [34:15]: “Get a fucking life. You’re a millionaire… to make it make you go treat your spouse poorly is looney tunes behavior.”
• Syd, satirizing her stalker [37:36]: “I’m not even mad at you for disappearing on me and stalking me. I’m disappointed in you for not aiming to be the best in your field. You’re stalking a WNBA benchwarmer. Shoot for the stars, my guy.”
• TP meta-commentary [25:46]: “Can we get a stop being stupid count? She’s on a soapbox for stupidity today.”

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Memorable Moments & Tone

• Wild Non-Sequiturs: Sudden jumps from Pride parades to thrift store bribes, to dissecting Meg/Klay relationship drama, to debating the mechanics of twerking.
• Inside Jokes: Ongoing ribbing about costumes, thrift store workers, and a recurring stalker.
• Emotional Range: Swagger, self-deprecation, and the type of friendship chemistry that lets them playfully push each other’s buttons.
• Unfiltered Social Takes: Open, honest talk about gender, sexuality, and culture—always laced with humor.
• Listener Inclusivity: Syd and TP openly welcome "babysitters" (their fan base), inviting them to be part of the inside jokes and antics.

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Conclusion

This “Best Of” episode distills the signature spirit of "Unsupervised"—a blend of chaos, comedy, heartfelt wisdom, and cultural commentary you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you’re in it for the WNBA gossip, the wild personal stories, or the hilarious hot takes, you’ll leave feeling like part of the late-night group chat that is Syd and TP’s world.

For the full rollercoaster, listen to the whole episode—preferably at 2 a.m. with your best friend.

Transcript

[Sidney]

What's up, babysitters? We were not able to record this week, but we didn't want to leave y' all with nothing, so we put together a compilation of some of our favorite moments from episode one up until now. Let us know if we missed any of your favorites. And don't fret, because we will be back soon. We miss you guys. We appreciate your support. We love you. Talk to y' all soon. Oh, we're going in.

[Teresa]

Andre.

[Sidney]

Hey, mom. Hey, mama.

[Teresa]

We were just talking about you.

[Sidney]

Yeah, and you're on the podcast right now. Mama, is there anything you want to say to the babysitters who are watching us? I want to say good luck to you guys. Wait, good luck to who? The. The listeners or us?

[Teresa]

To the listeners.

[Sidney]

Why are you saying good luck to them?

[Teresa]

It's obvious.

[Sidney]

Because it's going to be hellish. Hellish. Okay, mama, well, I'll call you back when we're done shooting. I love you so much.

[Unsupervised Rapper]

We love you.

[Teresa]

Have fun.

[Sidney]

Love you guys.

[Unsupervised Rapper]

Bye. Bye.

[Sidney]

Okay, mama. Also, don't trust anybody. Yeah, I never did. Bye, period. She always tells us that anywhere we leave to go, anytime we leave to go somewhere. She said, y' all beast, do not trust anybody. I mean anybody. To this day. To this day.

[Teresa]

I mean, you parents only give you advice that they feel like you need to hear. So maybe, yeah, maybe that reflection needs

[Sidney]

to be inward if you're still.

[Teresa]

If she feels.

[Sidney]

Did you just say n word?

[Teresa]

N word?

[Sidney]

N word. N word. Did you just call me the n word? We're already canceled. This is our first this is a bad look.

[Teresa]

This is the first.

[Sidney]

This is a bad look.

[Unsupervised Rapper]

Unsupervised. Unsupervised.

[Sidney]

Unsupervised.

[Unsupervised Rapper]

Yeah. Yes.

[Sidney]

Yes.

[Unsupervised Rapper]

Yeah, we say what we want and yeah, we say what we feel. Sitting tmp of the mix and they be keeping it real off topic, out of pocket. Anything you need, they got it? Why don't you shout when you know they gonna block em? When it's game time and you know I'm gonna block em? And we cover everything like, whoa, who ordered it? Us? And yeah, we looking down on haters? Cause they smaller than us and yeah, my flow is so damn sick I be coughing it up. You said that we gonna fly? Well, then I'm calling your blood.

[Sidney]

You know what I'm investigating Rekia. Rekia Jackson. Some very questionable posts. Very questionable post. In the past, Once again, not sure if you saw, but Ricky made a post not really normal on TikTok. I don't know if it Was also on. On Instagram, but it was just like a media day. Rap just photo. She's like, I'm rekia. Got my bus down. Oh, here's my Chicago jersey. Oh, also bling bling around my neck. Oh, my wrist too. And then, you know, look down. The caption is gay. The caption just says gay.

[Teresa]

Gay. With like. Like the little game robot thing.

[Sidney]

Yeah, the little. The little emoji. So it says in the comments. Because, you know, on TikTok, you can't. On TikTok, you can't change the caption once you've posted the video. So she goes and makes a comment, doing a screenshot of what the original said, and it says g A. She said it says G A. I G not gay. What is going on?

[Teresa]

Yeah, that's what we want to know, girl.

[Sidney]

What is going on, honey? Because it's totally okay if you are. We're not saying that you are. Automated captions are saying that you are. But if you want to come on unsupervised, this is a safe space. Anybody can come talk about anything. You know, we love you, girl. We're rooting for you whether you're straight or gay. But I do want to follow up with. You had another sus post that makes this one feel like your response doesn't make sense. So she also said, audio, I'm gonna let y' all hear. But just know that she's in her. In her car, like, mouthing these words, who the out here saying that I'm gay? Do I seem like the type of woman at a lamp with another woman touch all over her heads up? No. So for me, if I'm on the

[Teresa]

jury,

[Sidney]

gay, it's like two. Two times. It's not a coincidence. So I don't. Yeah, go.

[Teresa]

But let's play. Let's play devil's advocate here.

[Sidney]

The devil don't need no advocate.

[Teresa]

I'm just gonna say. Let's say hypothetically, it was an accident. Okay.

[Sidney]

All right.

[Teresa]

Imagine the panic that she's feeling. She posted this thing. Rumors are flying. She posted, like, cocking women's legs up. I'm a her legs up. They're gonna. My legs up. Then she moved past it. Maybe she thought it was a little joke.

[Sidney]

Yeah.

[Teresa]

So the next day, she was like, I'm just gonna post something completely separate gay. Maybe you're not the panic that's probably going through your head because now you're double gay.

[Sidney]

Yeah.

[Teresa]

In your last post. Now you were accidentally gay with autocorrect or whatever happened here.

[Sidney]

So I texted her. I said

[Teresa]

not to text her.

[Sidney]

Yeah, well, I messed. I messaged her on. On TikTok first, like, in response to public comment.

[Teresa]

Your public comment. Funny.

[Sidney]

Said it again.

[Teresa]

Your public comment.

[Sidney]

Yeah, yeah. I think I just put, like, the look in the, like, magnifying glass over the eye, like. Yeah, but I messaged her. I said, hey, do you want to give me a quote? And I sent her the picture of me, her media day stuff. I said, hey, do you want to give me a quote for the POD before I speak on this? She said, bro, tell them how I can't wait for you to get dung to one. I said, I'm not even in the league right now. I'm. I'm home nursing my acl. You want me to get.

[Teresa]

That's a. That's tough because. Wow, sis hurt, right?

[Sidney]

And she said. She said. Oh, wait, no, my bad. She said. And the caption clearly says, G A, I G. Good as it gets. So I'm also like, these gay as it gets.

[Teresa]

What up, babysitters? We're back. As you can see. You can't see. And for you audio people. So Sid and I haven't been planning this Halloween episode for a while now, and we wanted to surprise each other.

[Sidney]

You've been planning it for a while now.

[Teresa]

I know. Okay. It was just me on air. We wanted to surprise each other with our Halloween costumes. So up to this point, we have no prior knowledge of what the other one has on. And, yeah, this is just the big reveal. And also, we can't guess what the other one's wearing. There's been threats to quit the pod, so there's a lot of pressure on this moment. Okay. Said any words? Any final words?

[Sidney]

Final words. What's about to happen? No, no, no, no. I just want to see if. I just want to see if either of us are actually going to guess the other ones correctly. And if you can't see because you only listen, then that means that you need to start watching our podcast.

[Teresa]

So jokes on you or there's other avenues. Sorry about Sid's attitude. You could just check social, most likely, and you'll be able to see it there as well. No pressure, though.

[Sidney]

All right. All right, show me you.

[Teresa]

Okay, I'm going to count down in three.

[Sidney]

Three, two. Okay, so three. Okay, ready?

[Teresa]

Three, two, one.

[Sidney]

Three, two. After one. No, after one. Not on one. After.

[Teresa]

After one. Yep, after one. So three, two, one. In. Go. Okay.

[Sidney]

Okay.

[Teresa]

Like how you used to play rock paper scissors, man.

[Sidney]

Just do it. Three. Okay, man. Three. What? Three, two, one.

[Teresa]

One.

[Sidney]

No way, no way, no way.

[Teresa]

Wait, Sid.

[Sidney]

I don't know what I'm looking at because. Did you take that on vacation?

[Teresa]

Yes. I'm so committed to this bit that I brought this on vacation. Also hilarious. My room naturally had this picture that matches frames with me, so I'm matching frames with my in room picture. Wait, Sid.

[Sidney]

Oh my gosh, bro.

[Teresa]

You're a little blurry.

[Sidney]

I'm a little blurry. Can you see me?

[Teresa]

So you have a mustache. You have a dog.

[Sidney]

Call, sit your five dollar ass down before I make change. Call, sit your five dollar ass down before I make change. You know, do you know what it is?

[Teresa]

No.

[Sidney]

You don't know who I am?

[Teresa]

No, but it's probably just a poor representation.

[Sidney]

So because of this cult, this extreme cultural difference between us, I am gonna have to quit.

[Teresa]

Well, it was fun while it did last.

[Sidney]

No, no. For sure, man. I'm Martin from the episode where they stole his. He thought somebody stole this CD player.

[Teresa]

I'm straight from the Louvre, baby. Straight from the Louvre. Mona Lisa is Mona Lisa.

[Sidney]

But so you, you have a pill. Is it a pillow?

[Teresa]

No, this is just a picture frame. It's just a cloth picture frame.

[Sidney]

A cloth picture for me that is the Mona Lisa.

[Teresa]

Like I have a hand slit so that I can't be actual.

[Sidney]

Yeah, no, the whole time I was looking, I was like, what's actually, what's actually going on?

[Teresa]

It's probably me.

[Sidney]

Like, yeah, actually. Oh, my gosh. And this takes me back to the show. We're on the episode where you looked like the Victorian white woman. Yeah, Colonial white woman. And like, I was like, how did you pick this room too? It was fake. I actually had somebody, you know, display such kindness and. Oh, I know.

[Teresa]

So was it also a man?

[Sidney]

It was a man. Hashtag not all men. Hashtag not all men. I know.

[Teresa]

It's not all men.

[Sidney]

It's not all men. Okay, so it's raining.

[Teresa]

Tell us about this Prince Charming.

[Sidney]

It's raining the other day, I'm driving back to my sister's house and I'm following my best friend, Ryan. So Ryan text me because she's like, hey, there's a parking spot by me. I'm like, oh, you know, I won't be needed. I won't be needing that. Like we're on the phone at this point. She text me that and then I call her. I was like, hey, I won't be be needing that. I think my car is about to. To die. Or like it would like, run out of gas. And she was like, what? She was like, is it. Is it pulling? Like, is it starting to pull? And I was like, well, actually, funny you asked. Is it finished pulling? I am at a complete stop right now, and I can see the gas station, like, right on the corner. If I go through the intersection, the

[Teresa]

gas station is right there, like, within 100ft.

[Sidney]

Within 100ft, less than.

[Teresa]

Okay.

[Sidney]

So I'm trying to do all these things. As I feel it pulling, I'm trying to. Cause, mind you, I got a lot of nerve. I got the air on. I'm playing my music loud, knowing my tank is on E. All that's eating

[Teresa]

away at your gas.

[Sidney]

All of this eating away my gas. And I'm like, come on, girl. Like, don't. Don't let me stop right here. It's right there. I won't do this again if you just let me make it to the gas station. I always say that, though, when I'm low on gas. And so I think.

[Teresa]

So God called your bluff. This time it seems like God reached.

[Sidney]

Look, God said, you know what? You need to learn? You need to learn to not do this again. So my car stops. I'm still going through the intersection a little bit, and the light is yellow, about to turn red. So I was about to try to turn, but it really wasn't. I don't know, my steering wheel wasn't, like, turning like that. So then I'm just, like, slowly gliding into the intersection, and then I just stop. Like, I just stop, and people are coming, they're honking, and I'm like, hey, sorry. Just go around. As if they don't know to go around. I'm like, that's my bad. Mind you, it's pouring rain right now. I'm sitting in the intersection. I'm on the phone with Ryan. My sister, my mom are trying to call me because they're like, you know, trying to check on where I'm at. They knew I was going to get gas. So this guy.

[Teresa]

Did they know that?

[Sidney]

They didn't know that. So this man is, like, running toward me in the rain. Like, I can't. I don't have my windshield wipers. So it's like drops of rain on my windshield, and I can't really see, but I see somebody coming towards me. And he's my Hispanic hero. This is what?

[Teresa]

Hashtag Hispanic hero?

[Sidney]

Yeah, hashtag Hispanic hero. This is what I call him now. So he's running over in his all black. He got some work boots on, some shorts. He got his ponytail. I'm like, you know, just so grateful to see a man for the first time in a very long time. And he comes up to my window. He's like, what's going on? Like, how can I help? I'm like, man, I. I ran out of gas, so if you could help me just, like, push up there. He's like, well, you know, can you put it in neutral? I was like, I actually can't. No, Because I can't start it or anything. He's like, whoa. He's like, I only got a few dollars. Like, do you have some cash? I'm like, I don't think I have any. I had a 20. I gave it to him. He runs over to get. To pump some gas into his, like, container or whatever to bring it back. So he's running back, and my best friend has already showed up. So she's in the gas station parking lot waiting. He comes back to me. He's like, all right, pop your. You know, like, open your tank. I'm going to open my tank. And I remember.

[Teresa]

Woo.

[Sidney]

So my sister, people have been saying, like, you need to get a new car. You need to get this fixed. I don't want to. I love my 2015 Jeep Grand Cherokee. So I'm going to press the button.

[Teresa]

Hashtag, paid off. That's the best kind of vehicle.

[Sidney]

I'm saying, I'm not trying to get another car. So I'm going to press it. And I'm like, shit, my tank doesn't open when I press it anymore. I have to pop my trunk. Now take out this little canister in the back, pull this, like, this, like, little, like, lever thing, and then it opens. So he comes over. I mean, I tell him that, like, I'm pressing the button. I'm like, oh, shit. He's going to close the trunk as I get out the car. And I'm like, no, no, no, don't close it. I have to pop my tank from. From in there. And as I'm walking by him, he's

[Teresa]

like, you're still in the middle of the intersection. In the middle of the intersection.

[Sidney]

In the middle of the intersection. He's like, what? I'm like, yeah, I gotta get this fixed, man. Like, my bad. So he comes to walk back there. He's like, how do you do? Like, what are you doing? We're pulling it. It's not working. I'm like, I think I gotta press it again. You pull it while I press it? I press it. He pulls, it opens. He goes to start pouring the gas in it. I go to sit back in the car. I'm like, hey, man, thank you so much for this. Like, I don't know what I was going to do since she can't push my car because it's in park. He's like, no, you're good. Like, you look like you were obviously in need. Like, I was like, let me go help. So he's trying to put the thing in. He's like, it won't. It won't let me insert it into your tank. I'm like, what? He's like, you have anything, like, sharp that I can stick in here? Like, something pointy? All I had was like. I was like, I have this lint roller, like, if you can use the handle. He's like, that's far too big. You know, I'm looking around. I'm like, oh, I have a pen. So I give him the pen. He has to, like, jam the pin in, hold it open. I'm like, you need help? He's like, I got it now. So he's pouring the gas. He's like, try to start it. My car also, when I go push to start, it's been taking a while to turn over sometimes. Sometimes it works fine, sometimes it doesn't. So it's not turning over. I'm like, I'm trying, I'm trying. He's like, all right, stop it. He's like, let's try to get it in neutral. So we're pushed. He's pushing through the intersection. I'm steering. We get to the ramp. It's too hard to get up the ramp by himself. So I'm telling my friend. I'm like, ryan, come here, come here. Get in, like, hop over me. Get in my seat. Because I'm pressing the brake hard so it doesn't roll back onto him and kill him.

[Teresa]

Oh, my God.

[Sidney]

Ryan hops over me. She gets her foot on the brake. I get out to go start helping him. There's another Hispanic hero is now Eric. My friend Eric is the initial one. And kukay.

[Teresa]

I was about to say, you spent all this time with this band and you didn't get his name?

[Sidney]

Absolutely.

[Teresa]

Eric is ponytail.

[Sidney]

Eric and Kirk. So now we're all pushing the car up the ramp. Ryan steers us into the spot. We get out to start pumping gas or whatever. But, like, I start talking to him. I'm like, let me get yalls information. Like, I'm gonna pay y' all for helping me. Like, you didn't have to do that they're like, no, no, you don't need to do that. Like, I would want somebody to stop for me. I'm like, no, I get it. It was. It was very kind. It was nice. Sometimes niceness should be rewarded.

[Teresa]

Absolutely.

[Sidney]

In this way. So I appreciate it. Thank you. While I'm talking to Eric, the original guy, original Hispanic hero the other guy is talking to, I'm finding this out later from Ryan. She was like, yeah, he was talking to me, trying to hit on me. But he also asked. He was like, is this your mom? Mind you, I don't look like Ryan's mom. I don't look like anybody's mom. Nobody ever tells me I look like a mom. What? So he was like, is that your mom? He's like, no, that's my best friend. So by the time they're done talking, I get his information. Then I'm getting the second guy's information. I'm like, okay, what's your. What's your number so I can find you on sale? He's like, you don't have to pay me. He's like, just go on a date with me. He said, you're so beautiful. Mind you, I'm wearing a look masculine like I do now. I want an honor to the gift shut out. Honor the gill. I want an honor.

[Teresa]

A denim shout out to them.

[Sidney]

A denim blue and white set with like a white undershirt like this.

[Teresa]

Yeah.

[Sidney]

Some J's on. And a hat. Not looking. Or maybe I didn't have on a hat, but I don't. I don't look like you should be

[Teresa]

giving straight or mother at all.

[Sidney]

At all. So he's talking. I'm like, no, man, I'm gonna just pay you and you know, I'm not gonna go on a date with you. Like, I'm gay. He's like, you gay or you never been with a Mexican man? I was like, I didn't. I never heard of that being a thing. I never heard of that being a thing. But I'm for sure gay. And let me just get your information so I can pay you before I change my mind. So the other guy, we start chopping it up, he's hearing the guy hit on me. He's like, oh, Jesus. Like, chill, man. He's telling him to chill, but I think kukay is also. I'm like, okay, you, you're a little drunk. I could tell. Like, your eyes look a little glossy. Like, you know, just take this money and keep it pushing.

[Teresa]

I've never prided before. I've accidentally. This is a really good story. It was a really good story. This is when we were playing with the Dallas Wings, and we had practice at the arena. And on our way back to the hotel, which was at that point in time at Dupont Circle.

[Unsupervised Rapper]

You remember that?

[Teresa]

And, you know, like, the circle was here, and there was, like, eight streets that were all one ways. So the bus couldn't get back because there was a Pride parade going on. We didn't know the route of the Pride Parade. We didn't know the route of the Pride Parade. So the bus driver dropped us off, like, four blocks up the road. And he was like, this is the closest I'm gonna be able to get, you guys.

[Sidney]

And we're like, but I'm straight.

[Teresa]

Okay. We didn't know what was going all, like. We didn't know there was a parade. We didn't know it was pride. We didn't know anything. So the closer that we get to the hotel, you hear the noise of commotion. You're like, oh, something's being celebrated. Something's going on. And then when we get eyes on it, just a bunch of rainbows. And was like, oh, it's a Pride parade. So we have the entire Dallas Wings team led by Brian Aguilar. It's funny because he was leading us through the Pride Parade. And if you know anything about Brian Agler, just the way that he looks, he does not. He does not look happy. Like, he was the opposite of what was being celebrated in that moment, but he was making his way through. And if you knew Brian's face, it was just very like this. And he's like, move. Excuse. Move. Move. So we're making our way. We get to the. We get to the hotel. We have eyes on the hotel. What's in between the us and the hotel? We think it's just a crowd of people. We make it to the front of the crowd again, led by Brian Agler. We have to jump over the barricade, cut through the parade. Like, floats are stopped. The parade is now stopped. People in the street are, like, marching in place, like, confused what was going on. It was just the Dallas Wings trying to get back to their hotel. So that was the only Pride experience I've ever had in my life.

[Sidney]

Not an accident. Yeah, I'm trying to purpose. I'm intentionally.

[Teresa]

Yeah, we gotta do pride. We got to do pride one of these days. Intentionally.

[Sidney]

No. Well, shoot. In New York. In New York, like, one of the bigger. Don't they have one of the bigger pride.

[Teresa]

I would Assume I could see New York doing it.

[Sidney]

Pretty big, L.A. yeah, we'll figure it out.

[Teresa]

What's the gayest place in America? Like, if you had to, like, think, if you have to close your eyes and be, like, the gayest place in

[Sidney]

America would be wnba. Let's move on to wy Web, say, a WNBA game. I saw a video that was like, this woman was saying, I don't care what anybody says. I think all men have twerked at some point. Whether it's alone with your guy friends, joking around. Y' all all have done it. Stop acting like you did it. You twerked a little. You did, and it's okay. That doesn't make you gay. You know, what makes you gay is liking the same sex. Let's get that clear. Let's get that down to what color you let your kids wear, what toys you let them play with. I grew up watching tons of straight people on tv. Lo and behold, I was a lesbian.

[Teresa]

It did tons of straight books, tons of straight movies.

[Sidney]

It did not sway me to become straight because that wasn't in the car. So let's start understanding definitions of things and applying them to our lives into situations. Let's start critically thinking and analyzing things.

[Teresa]

Okay. We're bringing back shame and critical thinking. Like, we just need to do better. We have to just do better.

[Sidney]

We have to. It was like, Sierra called out Gilly the kid because he was in a ludicrous video in the past twerking. Like, really, like, booty was moving. You were doing it. Whether it was joking. He said he was, like, drunk or, like, intoxicated, whatever. You still did it.

[Unsupervised Rapper]

Yeah.

[Sidney]

And it's okay there.

[Teresa]

Whatever excuse comes behind it. The fact that if somebody said, hey, have you ever twerked before? You have to answer yes. We don't care if there's a butt.

[Sidney]

We don't need the caviar.

[Teresa]

But have you.

[Sidney]

That was a good pun.

[Unsupervised Rapper]

Thank you.

[Sidney]

But, like, it's. It's annoying because women also play into, like, straight women play into this, like, homophobia by making men feel like they can't just have fun and do things. You make men think they have to be so masculine about everything. It makes them unlikable. It makes them hateful in some cases, like, let people do what they want to do and understand that a man singing a song, a man doing something sassy, a man painting his nails, a man twerking doesn't make somebody gay. It can make. It can be your preference to not want to be with somebody like that. But let's stop acting like that makes people gay. It's very ignorant and super ignorant. It's stupid. And you know I don't like stupidity. I think I've said stop being stupid several times.

[Teresa]

Can we get a stop being stupid count? Because we really need one of those right now for said. She's on a soapbox for stupidity today. We have no patience for it. Don't piss her off, y'. All. Please don't. Please don't.

[Sidney]

So, Joy, Goodness gracious.

[Teresa]

Joy works at the thrift shop. And there's a rule at the thrift shop that if something does not have the tag on it, that apparently it's store policy, you have to come back the next day. Okay? They're acting like it's their clothes. These were all donated items to the thrift shop, which is why they came about them in the first place. But whenever I found this badass shirt, okay, I'm gonna have to wear it a different day. And when I got the shirt, was so happy. I get to the checkout counter, they're like, hey, this is cash only. And I'm like, you know what? I'm in such a good mood that that's not even a problem right now because I got a little cash on me. I never have cash on me, so don't rob me because I don't have anything on my person. Went to the cash the register. Joy is giving me the hardest time about this shirt. And she was like, yeah, no, we can't sell this to you because there's no tag on it. Everything has to have a tag on it. If you're checking out and the. The. The ticketers or the pricers just left, they get off at 3. It was 304. Literally, it was 304. I'm looking around like, is there any that had, like, a good conversation, were lingering around that could help price out this really awesome piece?

[Sidney]

Yeah.

[Teresa]

She was like, no, they're all gone. And I'm like, that's weird. This is such a healthy work environment. I wouldn't see why people would want to linger around, stay, talk a little with their friends. Joy was like, if you come back Tomorrow morning at 9am the shirt will be here. And I'm like, looking at Joy, I'm like, you, Joy. You see that I want this shirt so bad. I'm like, joy, do you want the shirt? Is there a second agenda here? I'm not trusting the situation now, because I'm like, I can see that the shirt was so cool. Well, just tell Me the shirt. I'm looking at Amy. Amy's the cashier. Amy was beyond stressed. And I'm having like a passive aggressive conversation. Like it wasn't heated by any means, but I was like, hey Amy, what if I slip you a 20? And I like winked at Amy and she said there's cameras. As she said there's cameras, she looks right above her head, there's a camera like literally right here. It's a casualty place. So there's cameras everywhere. Amy wasn't having it. I couldn't pay Amy under the table, which, fine, maybe I tried to bribe her a little bit.

[Sidney]

I didn't get the shirt.

[Teresa]

I said, joy, what time do you guys open in the morning? She said, 9am I said, bet, Joy, see you tomorrow morning. So I Woke up at 7:30. I woke up, I'm in a great mood. I'm like, I'm gonna go get a coffee. I'm gonna make a day out of this. I go the thrift shop, I'm there at like 8:43. I'm like 17 minutes early. I'm sitting in the car.

[Sidney]

If you say like usually you give a time, that's like an estimate. It sounds like no.

[Teresa]

The last time I looked at my car, like when I parked, I looked up and I saw the clock, it said 8:43. So that wasn't exactly. Okay, sorry to be confusing. I'm looking at the line to get into. It's piling up. There's at least four people in line waiting. So in my head I'm like, if one of these four gets the shirt before I do, like, me and Joy are gonna have some real issues here.

[Sidney]

Joy calls somebody for you.

[Teresa]

Also, I don't know if Joy is going to be working this day. So I'm like, okay, Joy. I'm like, I'm hoping to see Joy. Cuz I'm like, I got beef with Joy a little bit.

[Sidney]

Yeah.

[Teresa]

So then I see more people piling up at the door and I'm like, I need to get out. Like this is gonna be like a Jordan drop. Like I need to get in there. So I'm like the fifth or sixth person in line at this point. And I'm eight minutes early. I'm waiting. I pull out my phone. I'm playing my little phone game, killing time, thinking about the shirt. I'm like, I can't wait to lay my hands on that shirt again. And guess who opens up the door? It's Joy.

[Sidney]

Joy.

[Teresa]

So I'm like, I make it seem like to Everybody else that was in line waiting for this drop that, like, I've been here before. And me and Joy are, like, very familiar with one another. I said, hey, Joy, remember me from yesterday? Where can I get that shirt, girl? She was like, oh, yeah, go look on the racks. I scour the racks. Nothing's on the racks. I'm like, okay. I go find Joy in the front of the store. I'm like, hey, girl, you remember that shirt that you promised me that was gonna be here today? So now I'm thinking, like, did Joy take the shirt?

[Sidney]

Right?

[Teresa]

Joy's like, oh, I'm gonna go check in the back. She comes back out. She's like, oh, it hasn't been priced yet. I was like, then what are the pricers doing?

[Sidney]

Right? Because I thought I was supposed to come back this morning. First thing in the morning, y' all

[Teresa]

swore to me it would be available. So I waited 15 to 20 minutes. Joy comes out with the shirt on the hanger, priced 7.99, which was a steal, because, you know, I looked that up on ebay. It was a $50 shirt on eBay. And I said, thank you so much, Joy. I took my cash. I went to the cashier. I also found another item. I bought trivia from the 1980s, which a lot of the facts are true anymore. But it's not about that. It's about the nostalgia and the color of the box. That's why I bought.

[Sidney]

It was cute. All right.

[Teresa]

And it was four bucks. What a steal to have pointless trivia.

[Sidney]

You're gonna become a hoarder of just, like, old board games.

[Teresa]

I'm just gonna have to open it up to the public. Like, yeah, I got too much stuff. These were all steals, though. Yeah. So that was just like, my encounter with Joy again, like, if your name's like Joy, like, bring a little bit of that. Like, my name's Teresa. I'm bringing a little bit of Teresa every day.

[Sidney]

What does that mean?

[Teresa]

It's synonymous with Joy. So I need. If you. If your namesake is Joy, bring that.

[Sidney]

Yeah.

[Teresa]

If your name is Blessing, be a blessing.

[Sidney]

Well, maybe they felt that pressure, though, since birth to be that thing, and maybe that's not inside of them, so it's overwhelming. Maybe Joy decided I'm about to start acting how I want to act, how I truly am. I'm not Joyful, so it won't be. Surely you've heard about Meg Thee, Stallion, and Clay Thompson.

[Teresa]

Yeah. Who hasn't?

[Sidney]

In my mind, I'm like, you got somebody, you know, playing House. Y' all are living together. You're introducing them to the family, to me at our big ages. When you're doing things like that, it sends a certain message, does it not?

[Teresa]

You're moving towards something. You're moving towards something. Whenever you're. There are doing things like this.

[Sidney]

There are people that I was with that it was like, yo, you're not meeting my family. Naturally. And it's nothing. It's just like it didn't get to that point. But it. It didn't get to that point for a reason. Like what I was seeing before then. Oh, yeah, like what? I would never take it to that next step because I don't see a future.

[Teresa]

You can't be my family.

[Sidney]

You're. You're in your mid 30s. You're in your mid to late 30s. Mid 30s. Lock in. Truly. Because you can't. You can't be telling people one thing and then end up. Well, you can. You could tell people one thing and do another, but there's just going to be scrutiny about it, especially when you're in a public relationship. But that was one part, so.

[Teresa]

And leave it up for people like us to comment on their relationship. So here we are.

[Sidney]

Like, who asked these dikes? Well, that's the thing. We can give our honest opinion because we have really no vested interest in the situation. We just are going to comment on straight and it's going to be honest. So holding you down through all your horrible. Huh?

[Teresa]

We're in the real hot girl.

[Sidney]

Real hot girl. Holding you down through all your horrible mood swings and treatment towards me during your basketball season, that just irritated me because I can't stand people who are treating like your family and friends bad after a loss. Get a fucking life. You're a millionaire. At the end of the day, if you lost the game, yeah, you're competitive. But to make it make you go treat your spouse poorly is looney tunes behavior. You should never be that locked into anything. Especially.

[Teresa]

There's really not much that can happen in life, especially in sport. But even out of sport, that somebody else or just like circumstances where you just go home and you're just trash to your wife. That's crazy.

[Sidney]

I didn't make you miss shots. I didn't make you play bad defense. I wasn't on the court.

[Teresa]

I didn't tear your acl.

[Sidney]

I was all right. I was literally there for support. And so I don't know how I'm getting.

[Teresa]

I was supporting you through your little shitty ass game. Yeah. How hard do you. How do you hard do you think it is for me to watch you suck? Like, I'm embarrassed. I'm at the top of all these charts and you can't even hit the backboard. Come on, sir Dunk. Do we need to lower the rims for you? Shit.

[Sidney]

You're going in. I'm sorry.

[Teresa]

It just really hurts my feelings when people hurt Meg. Thee stallion's right.

[Sidney]

My stalker's back. And it was very hit or miss. There was a large portion of the crowd, the touch and go.

[Teresa]

Touch and go.

[Sidney]

Yeah, but I like that.

[Teresa]

No, it was good. And also, you have, like, a dark humor.

[Sidney]

Excuse me, My bad.

[Teresa]

This is so many so inward.

[Sidney]

Dark humor again.

[Teresa]

I wasn't raised like this.

[Sidney]

Ladies and gentlemen, apologize to your parents again.

[Teresa]

Mom and dad, Columbine, I'm better than this. Dubie and Scott, I really am better than this. Just hang in there with me because if we're going, we're all going down together. Like, if I'm the ship, then y' all are a part of it. Like, you can't separate yourselves from me. I could technically be like, y' all aren't my parents anymore, but I'll forever be your kid. Yeah.

[Sidney]

So damn, that's.

[Teresa]

We're all going down together. Sorry.

[Sidney]

So embarrassing for them. I think I'm mad at him for just not aiming to be the best in his profession. I'm like, you're stalking a WNBA chore. Something tells me that in the stalker's anonymous group chat, they're opening you. They're like, bro, you could have. You could have stalked Asia. You could have stalked Angel. You could have even stopped. What's the white girl in Indiana? Kaylin. All right, y', all, that's the time. Thank you so much. Then I went to. I used to look to him as, like, encouragement because I was like, oh, like, I got a stalker. Like, I'm that girl. Like, I got motion. I gotta be somebody if you following me around and tracking what I'm doing. So, you know, if he would be sending me my outfits and, like, sending hard eyes and looking eyes, which is crazy to send looking eyes. I said, as a stalker, like, you're sick. Have you no shit. Like, hey, I see you. I like, I know you.

[Teresa]

We know because you said, that's your

[Sidney]

20 posts a day. So he would send me stuff, and I'll be like, okay, I must be doing good. Like, if he's watching this. When he stopped sending it, I started stalking him. So I would. I would post my pictures and I'm like, well, I'm sending it to his ass. I'm like, did you not see this? Was this not cute to you? You don't like it when I dress more masculine?

[Teresa]

Were your feelings are hurt a little bit?

[Sidney]

They were hurt a little bit because I'm like, look, you disappeared on me, but just communicate. Was it family stuff? Was it health stuff? Like, I'm a compassionate person. I would have listened, but you just gotta tell me.

[Teresa]

Don't let that get to your head. Because, like, he might have other things going on in his life.

[Sidney]

He's stalking other WNBA players.

[Teresa]

I don't know. I don't want you to get jealous right now, okay?

[Sidney]

I don't want to get jealous either. But where the segment ended was I was like, you know, at the end of the day, his name's Joseph. Joseph. You're probably watching this, and maybe you were at Fever Fest too, but if you didn't hear the joke, here it is. I'm not even mad at you for disappearing on me and stalking me. I'm disappointed in you for not aiming to be the best in your field. You're stalking a WNBA benchwarmer. Shoot for the stars, my guy. I was like, why? You could have stalked Asia Angel. I was like, you could have stalked the white girl in Indiana. Caitlyn. This is what I. This is how I finished.

[Teresa]

So you were offering while you were upset, right?

[Sidney]

Which. Sorry. To other girls. Like, I hope he doesn't come for you, but anything for the bit. So I'm like. I'm like, I know they're making fun of you in this, like, stalkers anonymous group chat. Like, joseph, what the man? You're stalking a WNBA benchwarmer. He's like, no, bro. Like, she's solid. You just got to give her more minutes. Like, when she gets.

[Teresa]

She needs the opportunity.

[Sidney]

She needs opportunity. Like, I don't know if you saw game four of the finals in 2020. She went in because two of their starters went out, Chelsea Gray and Kia Stokes. So her and Alicia. Alicia Clark stepped up in, like, a really big way for the team, and they ended up winning on the. On the New York home court. So it was a big deal. Plus, bro, she has a podcast coming out called Unsupervised. I don't know if you heard about it, but it's dropping on July 24th. And they're like, bro, you're so lame.

[Teresa]

He's, like, giving the full laundry list. He's giving them not still not enough.

[Sidney]

It's not enough for them. For the top dogs, it's not enough?

[Unsupervised Rapper]

Unsupervised, Unsupervised?

[Sidney]

Unsupervised?

[Unsupervised Rapper]

Yeah? Yes, yes, yes? Yeah, we say what we want and yeah, we say what we feel? Sitting tmp of the mix and they be keeping it real? On brand, off topic, out of pocket? Anything you need, they got it? Why don't you shout when you know they gonna block up? When it's game time and you know I'm gonna block them? And we cover everything like whoa, who harder than us? And yeah, we love looking down on haters? Cuz they smaller than us? And yeah, my flow is so damn sick? I be coughing it up? You said that we going flat? Well then I'm calling your blood? Unsupervised? Unsupervised,

[Sidney]

Unsupervised? Don't.