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Jay
Views. What's up, guys?
David Dobrik
Welcome back to Views. We are back with another pod. Natalie and Jay are in the room. It's good to be back after all the traveling. I keep referencing the traveling.
Jay
You've been back.
David Dobrik
I know. Sick of the traveling. We've been back for a month. I keep doing this in June.
Jay
Are you still suffering? Are you still suffering jet lag, or are you traumatized from travel?
David Dobrik
Just till sunburned, but I'm a whole lot happier and more excited because you're talking to a dual akimbo Ferrari owner.
Natalie
A dual akimbo Ferrari owner.
Jay
What does that mean, akimbo?
David Dobrik
Akimbo is when you have two.
Jay
Oh, akimbo.
David Dobrik
That's a good word. This is crazy. I got gifted my second Ferrari.
Natalie
It's insane.
David Dobrik
It's crazy. It's crazy. And I don't even know how to, like. I don't even know how to start talking about this, because it's a lot. It's like, an overwhelming stuff. Steve will do. It came by well. First off, we played pool, like, three months ago, and it was his friend that challenged me, and it was such an easy. I was like, I'm gonna win 100%. I won 25 grand. It was a $25,000 bet. And then his other friend challenged me for double or nothing. I won that. And his other friend challenged me for double or nothing, and I won that. So he paid me $100,000 in cash the next day. So he calls me the other day, and he goes, I'm coming back for my money. And I'm like, got it. Like, it's only fair. Like, if I lost three times in a row, I'd be pissed. So it's like, okay, he's coming back. So then he called me. He's on his way back. I'm assuming he's gonna pull some shit. Like, he's gonna have, like, a pool player or something come by to play me. Yeah, and he did. So he picked up a guy from the billiards hall, and he brought him over to play me and Doug. Doug. His name was Doug. Nice guy. And Steve, basically. Steve, right before we took. Decided to play. Said David, if you lose, you'll be 25 grand. But if you beat me, I'll give you my $425,000 watch, which is a fucking stupid bet. And I told him. I told him. There I was like, I just want to do 25k versus 25k.
Jay
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Like, nothing. Like, I don't care that he's a professional pool player. Like, I already feel weird that I took that. I beat three of your friends. So, like, let's just. Let's just call it even here. And then the professional pool player just had a bad day, I guess.
Jay
Jay.
David Dobrik
Like, I don't know what was going. I think I had. I. I must have had, like, serious home court advantage or something.
Jay
He wasn't a professional.
Natalie
Yeah, I don't think he was a professional. I think he was.
David Dobrik
You think he lied?
Jay
I love Steiny and Steve, but they did not do their research on this pool player.
David Dobrik
No, no.
Jay
They went to a pool hall and their friend was talking this guy up, and the guy, Dave, you saw the guy play? I mean. Yeah, no, he was good, but he wasn't a professional.
David Dobrik
No, it was. Honestly, actually probably one of the. The worst games in pool I've played in my life. Yeah, Like, I, Like, I. I should have won that.
Jay
Well, you went. And then I was like, oh, it's over.
David Dobrik
I like, normally when you play a pool player, it's. You only get one at max, two to three turns.
Jay
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And then it's. And then all the balls in the pocket.
Jay
Yeah.
David Dobrik
But I got to go like four times. Yeah, four or five times, actually.
Jay
You played well. You played well under pressure.
David Dobrik
I didn't play the.
Jay
You won.
David Dobrik
Yeah. And I ended up beating him. Yeah. Which was crazy.
Natalie
And he was also.
Jay
He was helping you. He was giving you. He was giving you tips. And this stunning. Steve were like, what are you doing?
David Dobrik
I think that's fine. Like, I think, I think I. I think that's pretty normal now.
Jay
$425,000. Watch. You're not giving tips.
Natalie
But also, he was in it. Like, he was going to make money too. So I would think that he would want to make his own money.
Jay
He was paid. And then if he won, he was paid more.
Natalie
Yeah.
David Dobrik
So if he won, he would have been paid the 25k. And then at the end, signing was like. Yeah. He came up to me, he's like, can you give me the extra 5k you guys told me you're gonna get? And Sonny was like, dude, you fucking lost it for us. Just go. I mean, I already paid him five grand just to come over and play.
Natalie
Right.
David Dobrik
So they paid him a good price. But the thing that, that the Pooh player said, that was interesting. He was like, I just played a game for $500,000 this morning.
Natalie
What?
Jay
Yeah, he said, but they said that.
David Dobrik
I don't know. I also. Maybe my. Maybe my, like, turf or whatever. My homework table. My table plays Just so different.
Jay
Yeah.
David Dobrik
I mean, like, it's like if he's at the pool hall every fucking day and he comes to play one game and the first, like, the first game, he's bound to miss a couple because he's never, ever played on my table.
Jay
That's true.
David Dobrik
Right. So I feel like that's like a huge, huge advantage there. Anyway, and then.
Jay
At what point did you know that something was up?
David Dobrik
What?
Jay
And then at what point did you know there was more to come?
David Dobrik
The pool player walked in disguised as an Uber Eats driver.
Jay
Right.
David Dobrik
But he, like, stepped into my house, like, a hair too early. Like, he, like. Steiny and Steve were like. They were like, you should come hang out with us. But as they said, you should, he was already stepping into the house. And then I wanted to go check the receipt on the Uber because I wanted to see how long ago they ordered the food, because I was like, they've probably been planning this for, like, three hours.
Jay
Yeah. But, yeah, I love the mental chess you play with it with a prank.
David Dobrik
Well, I just. I'm always on high alert. And as a YouTuber in the room, I'm just like, what's going on? And then. Yeah. And then Steve, out of rage, took my pool stick, which is, by the way, my winning pool stick. I am always winning with this one. It's the red one. We're gonna have to find another one. And went to break my Aston Martin. Went to go, like, shatter the window. Pool stick broke in half. And then a little bit of it ended up on the other Ferrari that was gifted from Corinna a couple years ago. And then he's like, yeah, Dobrik, I'm just kidding. I came, wanted to surprise you with a new car.
Jay
And what is the car?
David Dobrik
It's a Ferrari Pursangue. I actually don't even know how to pronounce it properly.
Jay
Say it again.
David Dobrik
Ferrari purosangue.
Jay
Okay.
David Dobrik
I think it means, like, pure. It's like purebred. Like, pure sport. I think it means probably in Italian. It's a SUV.
Jay
Pure ridiculousness.
David Dobrik
It's. Yeah, it's 12. V12. It's a V12. Sorry.
Jay
Thank you, John.
David Dobrik
It's a V12, and it's a fucking insane car. It's actually. Can I. There was a moment in time I was going to get it, but then I was like, this is ridiculously expensive. I'm not getting it. And Steve said this in his video, too. David's had the same car forever. My Aston Martin I've had forever. And that's the only car I've purchased. Again, I don't like to spend a lot of money. I'm very, very simplistic with it. Just house and a ride and I've had that car forever and I have no problems with it. But yeah, Steve said it was whack that I kept driving that thing, so he wanted to get me a new one. I have no idea.
Jay
And the doors on the. It's a four seater, but the doors open the other way in the backseat. Right. Suicide doors.
David Dobrik
I open like a Rolls Royce would.
Jay
Oh, my God.
David Dobrik
It's a crazy car home.
Jay
Did you take it out?
David Dobrik
Yeah, I've been driving all day.
Jay
Oh, here'd you go?
David Dobrik
We literally just drove around West Hollywood. I haven't driven around for no reason for a really long time. And, like, that's kinda what I was.
Jay
Did anyone see you in it?
David Dobrik
No, dude. It's like, got fully tinted windows.
Jay
Nice.
David Dobrik
And this was. I'm not even kidding. Two weeks ago I was like, maybe not nice.
Jay
Maybe you wanna be seen.
David Dobrik
No, no, no. Two weeks ago I was telling Tay. I was like, I'm kind of over the Aston Martin blue that I have because everyone knows I'm driving this car. Like, everyone. And there's one more in LA that is like that color.
Jay
When Steve posts his video, they're going to know that's you too.
David Dobrik
No, but it's like the windows are tinted. You can't even see me. But there's one other. There's one other Aston Martin that's the same color. And when that drives around in West Hollywood, I'll get like, friends will send me pictures like, I just saw you in West Hollywood. So, like, that car's really easily recognizable, but yeah. Anyway, brand new car. Can't believe it.
Jay
Do you feel like a third one is showing up any day now?
David Dobrik
Yeah, maybe. I just. I need it to bounce out.
Jay
Any other YouTubers?
Natalie
I mean, do you feel like you truly are the luckiest person?
Jay
Right?
Natalie
Like, it's crazy.
David Dobrik
Okay, so this is why I want.
Natalie
I mean, it's insane.
David Dobrik
This is why I want to talk about this.
Natalie
Everybody that I've told, like, my various family members that I'm like, david got another one. They're all like, Jesus fucking Christ.
David Dobrik
No, no, no, no.
Jay
I feel bad for you, actually.
David Dobrik
Well, I called you last night.
Jay
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
David Dobrik
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Jay
Yeah.
David Dobrik
To get from somebody like, this isn't. I know. Corinna got me one. But I've known Corona for a really long time.
Jay
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And there's, like, history in that. Right. Like, we both, like, started from the bot. Like, I've known Steve properly for, like, a year. Like, properly. So, like, it just. I was just like, this is. You know. But I, like, I didn't know. I didn't know what to do. So I told Natalie. I was like, we have to give it back somehow. And, like. And with Steve, I think, oh, they cut this out of the video. I just watched it. But I was telling him. I was like, it's very. The second he showed me it, I was already saying thank you and accepting it rather than doing, I'm not gonna. I don't want this.
Jay
You can't, because you can't say that in that moment.
David Dobrik
And you also can't do it in that moment because you ruin the moment.
Jay
That's right.
David Dobrik
And I know that because I've surpr. Surprise a lot of people with cars. And when anybody turns it down, I'm like, dude, it's fucking yours. Can you please just stop denying it? Like, it's yours. It's here for you. So, like, I know not. I know not to do that. But, like, afterwards, I was like, okay.
Jay
I could see me giving you a car, and you'd be like, I can't take this. All right. Yeah, nevermind.
David Dobrik
No, but afterward, you don't want it.
Jay
Okay.
John Castro
So if Jason offered you a car, you can say no. I think that's what Jason said.
David Dobrik
No, I'm taking it from Jason for sure.
John Castro
Sorry, Jay.
Jay
You could use a Honda Civic. Couldn't you be nice?
David Dobrik
No. Afterwards, I had a big dilemma. I called you. I called a bunch of people, and I was like, how do I return this to him without being rude? Like, I don't. Because I think he also gives people things in a. Like, he loves doing it. And it's almost. I know it's gonna sound bizarre, but it's, like, offensive to turn it down.
Jay
Mm.
David Dobrik
So, like, we called his. Wanted to call his mom, but then his mom handed us over to, like, the guy that runs all his, like, accounting and everything. His business. And Natalie was like, david can't accept this gift. Like, you need to. Like, how do we return this?
Jay
Blah, blah.
David Dobrik
And the guy was just like, nope, nope, can do. Like, I know Steve. And once he gives it. What did he say?
Natalie
He was just like, oh, Natalie, I understand, but this is. Once Steve gives you something and he makes a video with it, there's no going back. There's no giving it back. There's nothing.
Jay
I gotta meet Steve's accountant.
Natalie
It's yours.
Jay
I gotta see this guy, what he's doing. I would love to spend a day with Steve's accountant. I mean, just to see what he's doing.
David Dobrik
Crazy. What are you dealing with?
Jay
What did he sound like? What does Steve's accountant sound like? Was he, like, a New York guy?
Natalie
No, he was Spanish.
Jay
Spanish guy.
Natalie
Okay.
Jay
Yeah.
Natalie
Yeah. It was really interesting. I mean, everybody that I've, like, I've talked to, like, various people from his team over the past, like, couple days, and everyone's like. And I'm like, you know, David doesn't need this. Like, we can give it back at any time, whatever.
Jay
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And, like, I love it to bits. Like, that's not the concern at all. Like, if I could. If I could get that car on my own, I would in a heartbeat. Like, even if he's. Like, if he took it from me, I'd want. I'd seek it out to try to get it myself one day. Yeah, well, that's the thing too.
Natalie
Like, you already had your Aston. And so, like, his whole mentality, it was like trying to one up it and do something, like, give you something bigger, better, you know, whatever. Which is already crazy because the Aston's already a fucking crazy car.
David Dobrik
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's, like, done driving around this piece of shit. Yeah.
Natalie
It's like acting like Aston is not a nice car.
David Dobrik
Like, I'm driving or something from the 40s.
Jay
I spit on it on the way in. I spit on the ass.
David Dobrik
But originally he called Natalie. I found this out later that he wanted to blow up what was the original idea.
Natalie
He wanted to come here, steal the car out of the driveway, and then you would come down at some point and be like, where's my car? Oh, my God, I wonder who took it? And then we would blindfold you, put you on Steve's plane take you to Vegas.
John Castro
Oh, my God.
Natalie
Meet the car in. It was a whole operation meet. You, meet the car in Vegas. You, everybody on the plane go to the middle of desert, blow up the Aston.
John Castro
That's fudgeing insane.
Natalie
And then, and then he would gift you a car at the end after he blew up your car.
David Dobrik
Did you know a car was being gifted? No.
Natalie
I mean, I. They asked me, so I had an idea, but they would never. They didn't want to tell me the full details because they thought I would tell you and they thought I'd ruin it.
David Dobrik
Right. Okay. I did a really good job.
Jay
Which you would have.
Natalie
No, no.
Jay
You wouldn't have told.
David Dobrik
No, no, no, no. I wouldn't have wanted to know.
Natalie
I mean, Steve told him that he was coming over to film, you know, like, he knew that Steve was going to.
David Dobrik
They did the blow up thing, though. Like, I said this also. I was like, that's not. She's not like that. He's not just gonna come and fucking destroy something. Like, the second I'm in the desert at the second, and the second my car's gone, I would have been like, you're getting me something new. Like, do you know what I mean? Especially if he's putting dynamite in it and he's. Boy, he's not just looking at a.
Jay
Face Would you make when they were blowing the ass. What would you say? I take the blindfold?
Natalie
That's what I kept saying, too. I was like, you guys, he really loves that car. Like, and it's also, like, it's not a car that they just have at the Aston Martin dealership where he could just replace it.
David Dobrik
No, it's a very special car.
Natalie
Specific interior, specific.
John Castro
They don't make that color anymore.
David Dobrik
They retired the color. Yeah, it's like a big deal. Yeah, you got a fire.
Natalie
I had to make a decision. They were on the phone with me. They're like, are you going to get in trouble for this? And I was like, no, I don't know.
David Dobrik
But what was interesting, what Steve said. And, like, first of all, he likes making videos, right? Like, like. And he told me that. He's like, he's like, dave, I made this month. Like, I love making videos. Like, this is. This is what I do. Like, I want to make videos like this. And I think he also said, I've been seeing you drive around this Aston Martin for the last, like four or five years, and, like, I'm going to get excited to see you driving this around for the next couple of years. So I think I do understand that it's a very difficult thing for me to process because he has such an ungodly amount of money, even though currently he's broken. So basically his whole bit in his videos is doing a financial crisis. He's trying to. He's. He's giving away $50,000 or $100,000 every video to a random commenter. Yeah, it used to be 100k. He just pulled it back to 50 because he's like, I literally have no more money. He has 200k left in his bank account. But he makes. And, but even his giveaways he's saying he's financing, which is really funny. I don't know, Jay, what'd you take of the whole situation?
Jay
I mean, I, I thought it was great. He's doing his thing and I thought it was really cool that, you know, you got something like, you know, you deserve it.
David Dobrik
Come on, you fucker.
Jay
I know you needed a third car, man. I know. I looked at the two cars in the driveway and I said, driving two cars at once isn't fun. Let's see him drive three.
David Dobrik
I called like eight people and seven of them I think said to keep the car.
Jay
I said to keep the car. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's nothing you can do.
David Dobrik
John said keep it. Actually, everyone in this room said keep it. Yeah, yeah, it's okay.
Jay
And also, you're embarking on a new journey. Journey with your videos. And I feel like the car can be something in those videos, you know, like. Right.
Natalie
No, I mean, yeah, no, you could use any car.
David Dobrik
I mean, Jay, you don't need the Ferrari.
Jay
Yeah, well, I said you should take.
David Dobrik
It's the coolest car ever. But it's like is. You know, it's.
Jay
Yeah, I said you should take it and like auction it off or do something. But I don't give it to charity.
David Dobrik
But I think that's. I. I don't think he'd like that.
Jay
Really?
David Dobrik
Yeah, cuz, Cuz like that'd be like me, like. Yeah. Cuz he gave it to me so.
Jay
Like, you can enjoy it.
David Dobrik
Yeah. Like if I give someone a car, like I remember I got John a Mercedes.
Jay
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And he kept driving his Corolla. And I was like, John, I was getting so mad fucking driving this thing.
Jay
Why did you keep driving the Corolla?
David Dobrik
And I was just saying, even like when we're together, like, because I'd come visit Chicago and all three of my friends, I got cars for all that matching Mercedes. And I'm like, John, we're all meeting up at fucking Liquid Fusion. You gotta bring your Mercedes.
Jay
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And he just like. He's just like, I just can't. Like, my parents drive it.
John Castro
No, I was just like. I mean, I didn't like taking it to work.
Jay
Too flashy for you.
David Dobrik
Yeah.
Jay
Yeah.
John Castro
Especially that Mercedes. Like, Tesla here is like, you are like. You know, you kind of fit in California, but over there, driving a red.
David Dobrik
Mercedes, you look like CEO.
John Castro
Yeah.
David Dobrik
I was like, what the fuck?
John Castro
And my manager drives and pulls up next to me, and I was like, yeah, that's my car.
Jay
Yeah.
David Dobrik
YouTuber world is really bizarre. No, but, like, I'm so, so, so grateful that I got that gift. I don't. Yeah. There's a little imposter syndrome with it. And I think that's like, kind of what I'm, like, fighting here.
Jay
Yeah.
David Dobrik
But I mean, Steve, to fucking thank you again. I can't say thank you enough. Crazy, crazy gift.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jay
You could pass it on to one.
David Dobrik
Of your friends, you know, Would you complete the legacy? And what?
John Castro
You have the Ferrari F8. A Ferrari Parasangue.
David Dobrik
Okay. What else is there?
John Castro
I know you got the. The Holy Trinity.
David Dobrik
You gotta.
John Castro
What's the third?
David Dobrik
You're gonna keep your ass with another Ferrari?
Jay
You have to get a garage soon.
David Dobrik
There is no Holy Trinity. You're just listing nice cars. Yeah, I was just saying, like, what other nice car do you want? Yeah, I think I'm good right now.
Natalie
Like, he needs a third. Did you notice.
Jay
Did you notice how well he pronounced segue?
David Dobrik
I was like, I think John only speaks Italian. Well, anyway, what's new with you guys? You guys have a good weekend?
Jay
It's Thursday, but.
Natalie
Yeah.
John Castro
Cleared out the garage.
David Dobrik
That was really. You did?
Jay
Hell, yeah.
David Dobrik
Yeah. You didn't see the cars in it now. Yeah. Shut up.
Natalie
The car's in it.
David Dobrik
Yeah. So all John needed was some motivation. Yeah.
Jay
Wow.
David Dobrik
John just needed another car to block his car. And he's like, this is enough.
Jay
Yeah.
John Castro
I was like, that's it.
David Dobrik
That's where I draw the line. Yeah. He's like, I'm actually going to clean out the garage today.
Jay
Your motive was personal.
John Castro
You don't understand. The parking space in the house is so expensive.
David Dobrik
Okay.
John Castro
Because when Ilya comes in, he blocks, like, three spots.
Jay
Oh, yeah, he does park like a demon.
Natalie
Parks like an idiot.
David Dobrik
Parks like an asshole.
John Castro
So really, out of, like, the nine spots, three of them are now David. So I was like, all right, that's too much.
Jay
Yeah. But you gotta get your car in there. Cause you gotta charge too. Yeah.
John Castro
And the charging spot, there's only two spots.
Jay
Yeah. Mm.
John Castro
And Ilya likes to take. You know, he parks there because he likes.
David Dobrik
I think it's interesting, like, when people feel that they've warmed up enough for the driveway.
Natalie
Yeah. Oh, that's so funny. What a great time. I love it.
Jay
I park in the street, my man.
David Dobrik
I. I think it's. Well, first off, that is pretty. Like, for a long time I didn't know people were parking on the street.
Jay
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And then. And then I, like, it hit me. I'm like, wait, there's a lot of people here. There's not that many cars. Where the fuck is everyone parking? And then like, Taylor was like, oh, yeah, they always park on the street. I'm like, they always park on the street. That's so weird.
John Castro
Like, there was no street parking today. All the way up the hill.
David Dobrik
Yeah.
John Castro
Because everyone was.
Jay
Well, if you don't know you. And then you. You have to. You've got to go somewhere and then they have to move your cars in the way you feel like an.
Natalie
Yeah, I get that.
Jay
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Yeah. Okay, that makes sense.
John Castro
Yeah.
Natalie
If you don't know you. But like, the fact that Jason is still parking on the street is twofold.
Jay
I don't want to be a bother. And I also. I'm too lazy to go move my car.
David Dobrik
I think Jason doesn't want to move the car.
Natalie
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Jason also comes, like, for the podcast, and God know, he doesn't know how long it's going to take. That's true. You know, if I'm not a good dealer, that could take four hours, right?
Jay
I don't know.
David Dobrik
You could be here.
Jay
It's a hostage situation. Every time we record. I had a video tank today, Dave. I don't know if you've ever had experience with that.
David Dobrik
What the fuck?
Jay
I had a YouTube video that I worked really hard on that I thought was good.
David Dobrik
Wait, one of the dailies.
Jay
Fucking tank.
David Dobrik
Which.
Jay
Which 1 out of 10. Then a guy the other day goes. He's. He's guy writes 12 out of 10. And I'm like, you motherfucker. But you know how on YouTube a good video is 1 out of 10?
David Dobrik
That's funny. Yeah. So. So how YouTube works is they'll give you. Which is actually horrifying.
Jay
Right.
David Dobrik
I don't like the stat, but when.
Jay
You get a one out of ten, you're so happy.
David Dobrik
Yeah, for sure.
Jay
Yeah. You're so stoked.
David Dobrik
But like, so it tells you out of your last 10 videos where your video is performing at that. So like you can check in an hour and a half in and it'll be like your last 10 videos. At an hour and a half in, we're at this. And this video ranks 1 the best or 10 the worst. So you got a 10 today?
Jay
I got a 10 today. Change the thumbnail.
Natalie
What was it? What's the video called?
Jay
Well, the video is raiding the fanciest public bathrooms in Los Angeles.
Natalie
Oh. Which maybe.
Jay
Maybe that grossed everyone out.
David Dobrik
Wait, rating the what?
Jay
Rating the fanciest public bathrooms.
David Dobrik
Oh, I think it's the. I think it's fanciest.
John Castro
I think it's a title.
David Dobrik
Yeah.
Jay
Get Rid of Fancy.
David Dobrik
I think your presentation in the grossest in Los Angeles. Yeah.
Jay
Really? Yeah.
David Dobrik
I think if you went the other way. No.
Jay
Fuck.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jay
John Castro was a 1 out of 10. His video.
David Dobrik
Really?
Jay
Oh, yeah.
David Dobrik
So, Jason, I was doing daily vlogs. He's going to basically all my roommates. What was it, John? It was who's the better assistant.
Natalie
Yeah.
Jay
Yes. Did John. Did Alex doing Julia tomorrow.
David Dobrik
So I thought it was like really fucked up. Why?
Jay
For the day?
David Dobrik
No, it was just like. Like, John's my close friend before anything. But it was like, is he qualified enough to be David Dobrik's assistant? I was like, this is a weird way to put it.
Jay
You know what? He beat me.
David Dobrik
Well, okay, good. That's really funny. But.
Jay
But we actually did put him to the test and he's quite qualified.
David Dobrik
And then. And now Jay is also going to be making a video with John's girlfriend.
Jay
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Julia. This is one of the next videos coming up. But what can people expect?
Jay
She's gonna teach us how to read.
David Dobrik
Which is really funny. And that's not a joke. She's actually teaching how to read. Yeah, because she reads like a good amount of books.
Jay
She's a big book reader. Then Saturday's. Toby.
Natalie
Your brother Toby.
David Dobrik
What?
Jay
Yeah, actually, yeah, I'm doing a video with Toby.
David Dobrik
Deadass.
Jay
No. Oh, my God.
David Dobrik
Oh, my God. It'd be so fun.
John Castro
You going to Kongsbad would be really funny for a video.
Jay
I wonder.
David Dobrik
I wonder if Toby sent me a. Toby sent me a video of like one of my glamour or like one of those, like, interviews I used to do like in 2019, like for like YouTube channels. And it was like him and with a notepad saying, taking notes on how to be successful. It's really funny.
Jay
Oh, that's cute.
David Dobrik
He keeps screenshotting my snaps every time I send him a snap. I had to be like, dude, stop doing that.
Jay
Why would he do that?
David Dobrik
I think he's just. He's, like, saving him to chat the.
Jay
Ones of Natalie's butt. Is that what he's.
David Dobrik
Yeah. I'm like, yo, Toby, this one's just for you. And then he'll save it in chat.
Jay
No, no.
David Dobrik
I don't know. I think that's just, like, a normal thing to do.
Natalie
I mean, my sister said that to me all the time, honestly.
David Dobrik
Really?
Jay
Yeah. Yeah, I had a really. Go ahead.
Natalie
It's blackmail.
David Dobrik
Go. I genuinely think that's what it is. I think it's just blackmail.
Jay
Wyatt's been making an album, and so every night we sit in the car and he plays me songs.
David Dobrik
I'm so sorry.
Jay
And. And it'. And it's so fun. And then it's gonna be so good. I know it's gonna be good. And then the other day, his mom put on the song, and I enjoyed it ten times more when he wasn't there.
Natalie
Oh, does that sound.
Jay
Isn't that interesting? Can you maybe say why that would be?
David Dobrik
I think there's just less pressure. So you're actually listening to the song?
Jay
Yeah. Yeah, maybe. Maybe.
David Dobrik
It's gotta be that.
Jay
I felt pressure to say, like, this is. Dude.
David Dobrik
I was the host of America's Most Musical Family.
Jay
Yes.
David Dobrik
I don't know if we've ever talked about this.
Jay
I went and saw.
Natalie
No, I don't think we have.
David Dobrik
Yeah. No. So I was a judge on a Nickelodeon TV show called America's Most Musical Family. Yeah. With. Who was I. Who was Sierra and Debbie Gibson. And Nick Lachey was the host.
Natalie
Yes.
Jay
Okay.
David Dobrik
Really cool.
Jay
Nick Lachey was so cool.
David Dobrik
Nick Lachey's so cool.
Jay
He did our podcast.
David Dobrik
He did yours.
Jay
No, he did ours. He came over.
David Dobrik
Remember when Nick Lachey did our podcast?
Jay
Yes.
David Dobrik
What the fuck Are you.
Jay
Yes. At your first house, and he came over, like, in the afternoon, and he hung with us.
David Dobrik
Are you fucking.
Jay
Am I making that up?
Natalie
I don't know, dude.
David Dobrik
I don't think so.
Jay
No. 100%. I met Nickochet.
Natalie
He definitely came over.
David Dobrik
I don't know.
Jay
No, he did.
David Dobrik
Okay. He's really cool. Because he's, like, a beer guy.
Jay
Yes.
David Dobrik
Yeah. He's like a.
Natalie
He's like, such a Midwest guy.
David Dobrik
Yeah. He's like, so out of, like, what the fuck are you doing now? He hosts all these shows. Yeah, he's just, like, the best. Like, that's the guy, man. So cool. Anyway, but that. I bring that up because one of the toughest parts was. It was a musical show.
Jay
Yeah.
David Dobrik
So everyone was singing. And, like, I never enjoyed the acts as much as I could. Could be, because all I was thinking about was, what's my one note? What's my one note? What's my one note? What? Like, what am I gonna say when this is over? The camera's gonna come to me and I'm gonna have to say something. And I'm sitting with Sierra, who's a big time musician, Debbie Gibson, like, legendary musician. And I had nothing to say.
Jay
What would you say? What would you say?
David Dobrik
It's very easy the second time around because then you're like. The second time they were like. You could say either they brought the energy again or they, like, upped it, but it was a lot.
Natalie
It's so funny. I forgot you did that.
David Dobrik
It was a lot of pressure. It was really sad.
Jay
Did you ever have to be mean?
David Dobrik
No.
Jay
No. You. Oh, you.
David Dobrik
You did.
Jay
You just chose not to be. Yeah. It was nickel.
David Dobrik
It was Nickelodeon.
Jay
It was all kids too. Right.
David Dobrik
If anything. If anything, Sierra or Debbie would be like, I just would love for next week. Like, that's it.
Jay
Yeah. Yeah.
David Dobrik
Like, that's like, nobody was being like, come on. Did you even fucking try?
Jay
If we gave you that job on America's got American Idol, could you be mean?
David Dobrik
No.
Jay
Could you be critical? Natalie, could you.
David Dobrik
I think she could be, like, probably, like. But like, not on camera.
John Castro
Yeah.
Natalie
I don't know. I mean, if, like, no one wants to be mean on camera, it's really tough. But, like, you have to be constructive.
David Dobrik
Like, you also have to, like, be, like, talented.
Natalie
There's also, like, a line where it's like, if you're obviously terrible, like, you.
David Dobrik
Know, but you're still hurting someone's feelings.
Natalie
No, but there's a way to be, like, honest about it. Like, maybe.
David Dobrik
Like, Simon Cowell would be very open. Like, Simon. I don't know.
Jay
Let's say I'm an artist, though. And Simon Cowell is like, that fucking sucked. I'll be like, okay. I gotta.
Natalie
I mean, that's terrible.
Jay
I gotta redo. I gotta fucking figure this out, bro.
David Dobrik
That's. That's you. But, like, a lot of people go in there, like, thinking, like, they've been fed lies through their family the whole time, that they're, like, incredible artists and then.
Jay
Right.
David Dobrik
But I also think the show that I was co hosting was, like, a lot of. A lot of people that were already, like, screened to, like, to be. So everyone was good. No. No one was coming on, though.
Jay
Would you get paid for that?
David Dobrik
How much?
Natalie
I don't know.
David Dobrik
I don't know. Fucking clue.
Natalie
I'm sure you were paid very well.
David Dobrik
Really?
Jay
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Wow.
Natalie
Because it's a per episode fee, you know, accumulates over whatever it is.
Jay
10 episodes.
David Dobrik
I dead ass do not know how much.
Natalie
Yeah, I don't know either.
David Dobrik
But if I was to guess, can I guess?
Natalie
Guess? Yeah, I mean, I have no.
David Dobrik
Like, how much a show like that probably pays? Yeah, at the time, probably like 50 to 75 an episode.
Natalie
No, no, no, no. I don't think it was that much.
David Dobrik
No, no, you're not.
Natalie
You did not make a million dollars or whatever from America's most recent school.
Jay
That's so funny. It's so funny that you don't know.
Natalie
Then you turn.
David Dobrik
If I was to guess, I'd probably make 14 million.
Natalie
Maybe some Sierra was making that. You were just like the social media star.
Jay
No wonder you walk around, like, loving yourself so much in your mind. You're like, made a million dollars.
Natalie
Oh, my God.
David Dobrik
I was like, david, you owe the show money.
Natalie
No, I was going to say like 15 to 20 per episode.
Jay
Yeah, that's what I would say.
John Castro
Oh, really?
Natalie
Yeah, yeah.
Jay
Maybe 10.
David Dobrik
No, no, no, bro. Natalie, come on.
Jay
Show up for 10.
David Dobrik
No, no, no. I. I'm thinking 4050 an episode.
Natalie
No way.
David Dobrik
Oh, wait. No way. What am I saying? How many episodes?
Natalie
Eight to ten episodes.
David Dobrik
Eight to ten?
Jay
She walked away with $200,000.
Natalie
Yeah, I think probably. Yeah, I probably want something.
David Dobrik
Okay, that makes sense.
Jay
But also, it's. TV just doesn't even pay. What you think even the best of TV does not pay.
David Dobrik
That's true, though. I don't know why people say that.
Jay
It's true, Dave.
David Dobrik
TV pays well if you're at a high level.
Jay
Okay, give me an example. I don't know.
David Dobrik
I've never done it.
Jay
What do you think? What do you think Steve Carell got paid for the Office?
David Dobrik
Steve Carell got paid for. I fucking. I mean, what season? How many seasons?
Jay
I think he was getting 10 seasons. Like 500,000 an episode. That's the top. Top, top.
David Dobrik
Yeah, like the Friends cast was making a million an episode.
Jay
That's the Friends cast. And they all, like you said the Office.
David Dobrik
It's another good one.
Jay
Yeah, but they all, like, fought for that and they had, like, favored nations and.
John Castro
How about Stranger Things? All those kids earned like a millionaire.
Natalie
No, they don't actually. What? The Stranger Things kids have, like, such a discrepancy in their earnings.
Jay
Did you see the guy Last season?
Natalie
I don't know. I saw. I mean, obviously.
David Dobrik
I think we're all guessing, guys. Yeah, let's look it up.
Jay
Did you see the guy? Did you see the guy?
Natalie
I spoke to all of them.
David Dobrik
Millie is not getting paid nearly as much as Noah.
Natalie
She deserves more.
Jay
But wait, this is. To this point, Netflix doesn't pay that well, because who made more?
David Dobrik
Noah Schnapp, final episode of Stranger Things or me on America's Most Musical Family right now. Somebody find out. Google it.
Natalie
I think Noah Schnapper raked it in last season.
John Castro
He definitely raked.
Natalie
I think he was the highest earner on the season.
David Dobrik
Wait, really?
Natalie
I think so.
John Castro
They all got paid, like the same.
Natalie
I mean, who knows? It's all like, just like an Instagram.
David Dobrik
Remember when we filmed with no snap for the vlog? Do you remember that?
Natalie
I don't know. I remember we met him in New.
David Dobrik
York, came to the Pop up, came to the Pop up in New York, and I bought like a Stranger Things Lego set. And we were just playing with this character and I was like. Like, we like, built like. Like a house from Stranger Things or something. And I was like, being another character. Like, hey, Will. And then Will was being himself.
Natalie
That's what it was in the vlog?
David Dobrik
Yeah.
Natalie
Okay, I thought you guys were just doing this for.
John Castro
That's so crazy.
David Dobrik
We just, like. We couldn't come up with a bit, so we were just playing with each other. What'd you find out?
Jay
Oh, I'm quite wrong. At least about Stranger Things. They make a lot of money.
David Dobrik
Yeah. Look, Google. How much did David Dobrik make per episode? America's Most Musical Family.
Natalie
I don't know if that stat's gonna.
Jay
Be because I want to fucking. I want my money. I haven't gotten it yet.
David Dobrik
How many years ago was that?
Jay
I want that contract. How much did Josh.
Natalie
It was like 2021.
David Dobrik
Like, how much did that make? Jay?
Jay
During the period of 2019-20, Dobrik's one of the highest paid YouTube stars with reports of ending is making 275,000amonth in ad revenue, YouTube's Adpocalypse and later approximately 15 million.
David Dobrik
That's a fact that I said.
Natalie
I know. It's funny how you said that once and it just stuck for everything that you make. $275,000 from YouTube.
Jay
Okay, so say you made a million dollar episode now, and it'll be in stone.
David Dobrik
I made a million dollars every episode of America's Most Musical Family.
Jay
Thank you, David.
David Dobrik
That's funny. Yeah. And I did make 275amonth on YouTube, but that was when YouTube. That was when I had, like, under a million subscribers and I had Adsense.
Jay
Mr. B said he would pay the skyscraper guy 500,000. He would have paid him a half a million dollars.
David Dobrik
For what?
Jay
And Netflix paid him nothing.
David Dobrik
Netflix. What?
Natalie
No, Netflix paid him 500k. And Mr. B said he would pay. He would have paid him more to come on his channel and do a skyscraper thing.
Jay
Oh, I thought he made nothing.
John Castro
Yeah, I mean, but that. He did it as a. He said he would. He said he would do it for free at that point.
Natalie
Well, yeah, I mean, that guy, obviously.
David Dobrik
Oh, that's a really. That's like the most interesting like. Like duality. I've seen Netflix and Mr. Beast fighting for that guy, and I actually genuinely don't know where that should belong. Where that belongs more on Mr. Beast Channel or Netflix.
Jay
Who gets the most exposure?
David Dobrik
Yeah, Mr. Beast, obviously. No, but like, from a, like, mainstream perspective, Netflix, like, Netflix is, like, talked about on Mr. Beast. It'd be like another crazy thing that Jimmy did. Yeah, but Netflix, like. Like, if Netflix did anything that Mr.
Natalie
Beast.
David Dobrik
Someone just messaged me. You guys talk about Mr. Beast a lot. Here we are again. If Netflix did One thing that Mr. Beast does in his video.
Natalie
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Everyone would be talking about it. Yeah, because it's like Mr. Beast is so many crazy things, and it's so not normal in mainstream, like, culture where it's, like, crazy, right? Like, it's like. I mean, he's like, giving me a million dollars fucking almost per episode on that fucking show. Netflix did anything like that, it'd be like the fucking craziest thing. But it's just like, I think just like the way it's delivered the messenger and everything, it just. It's not as. I don't know, mainstream, I guess.
Natalie
Well, I found your pay stubs from America's Most Musical Family.
John Castro
No way.
David Dobrik
What happened?
Natalie
Well, they're just for a lot of money, and now I'm confused.
David Dobrik
Okay, how much did I get paid?
Natalie
I don't know if I'm reading this right, because I honestly don't really know how to read a pay stub. What?
John Castro
Put it into ChatGPT.
Jay
Is it. What's the gross?
Natalie
Because it says. Because it's. It's multiple pay stubs for each week, but it says $300,000. But you weren't getting paid 300k a week, obviously.
Jay
Told you because he. He gang. He gang shot the episodes so he would shoot like four Episodes in one week. Right.
Natalie
Okay. So I think it's like 900k. I think you're right.
David Dobrik
What I'm telling you, I was a weapon on that show. That makes sense.
Jay
Great energy.
David Dobrik
That makes this. Because I remember when you really brought it.
John Castro
I mean, that's insane.
David Dobrik
But TV always pays a lot. There is this, there's this, there's this YouTube driven propaganda that television does not pay. It is. But every social media person loves to say it. It is just not true. It's not. Once you get tv, you get paid.
Jay
In the second and third season, you.
David Dobrik
Get paid a crazy amount more. But first season, if you're. If you're like, you have some sort of name, you still get paid a really good amount.
Natalie
Yeah. And I feel like most times, like people.
David Dobrik
Don't you guys all change your perspective on it?
Natalie
Well, no, I just like, well, now.
David Dobrik
That he mentions it.
Natalie
Well, because now that I'm thinking about it, it's like, yes, you did a whole season of a show, but you did it in three weeks. You know, like, the shooting schedule is so short. So even though you're putting, you're putting out this big production or whatever it is, like, it's really taking it, like, not that much of your time. And you're getting all that money.
David Dobrik
Yeah. But also every episode comes with social posts.
Natalie
Yeah, yeah.
David Dobrik
And things like that. So it's. I'm not just like an actor.
Jay
You're not just showing up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
David Dobrik
But that is interesting. Like, I have like some actor friends and I'll always be like. Like, I have some actor friends that are like, in big movies. And I'll be like, do you have to. Do you have to, like, promote this? And they'll be like, no. Like, there's literally like, there's a press run and I don't have to put anything on my socials if I don't want to. They have to be part of the press run. But, like, there are no requirements to post anything on Instagram. It's just such a different world than like ours. Be like, what? Why do they even hire you? Even though they're household name. But yeah, that is a different world. Acting is a different, different world.
Jay
I have new topics here. Oh, you want to hear them?
David Dobrik
Yeah.
Jay
Okay.
David Dobrik
King of transitions.
Natalie
He was so smooth.
Jay
Jason. We could put an ad in.
David Dobrik
That's really funny. Okay, go read off. Read the list off.
Jay
You want to read my topics?
David Dobrik
Just read the list off.
Jay
You read them.
David Dobrik
All right, guys, reading Jason's topics. Let's see I told everyone that we should start bringing notes into the podcast just so we always have something new to talk about. Okay. Oh, my God. First one is, Chinese company can cook your baby. What does this mean?
Jay
Oh, that came out wrong. They can. A robot can birth your baby.
Natalie
Like, deliver it.
Jay
Yeah, deliver it. You put the sperm and the thing in the robot. You wait nine months.
David Dobrik
Do you fuck the robot?
Jay
You fuck. No, you don't fuck the rope.
Natalie
Oh, you put it. The robot is.
Jay
Yeah, that's like. That's like coming, like, that's. I don't know. I think it's here even. Wow. And so, I don't know. Be kind of cool. You don't have to be pregnant anymore.
John Castro
Yeah. No more surrogates.
Natalie
Oh, my God.
Jay
Yeah, no more surrogates. That's true.
David Dobrik
That is really crazy.
Natalie
I mean, I would think that you would want to be pregnant, but if you can't, then you would use something.
John Castro
Who would want to be pregnant?
David Dobrik
I don't think.
Natalie
I think a lot of women, like, like, really?
John Castro
I wouldn't.
David Dobrik
I feel like a lot of people don't want. I wouldn't.
John Castro
A lot of body dysmorphia for no reason.
Natalie
Yeah, but it's like the experience of, like, you're physically making something inside you.
John Castro
Yeah, I can cook, too.
Natalie
What are you cooking, John, in the kitchen? I don't know. I just think there's, like, an attachment bond thing that's happening there.
Jay
Sure. Yeah. Or the baby. The baby doesn't, like, come out the way it's supposed to, you know? Or it doesn't like you.
David Dobrik
Jay, these fucking notes are crazy.
Jay
Well, maybe I need to read them. What do they say?
David Dobrik
Things that should be outlawed. That will be outlawed.
Jay
Oh, I think that's a good topic. Like, think about things that are in our daily life now that, like, will be outlawed or just, like, crazy that we do them.
David Dobrik
Dude, I was just thinking something like, similar to this.
Jay
Yeah.
David Dobrik
So, like, it's. It's like I'll watch videos from, like, 10 years ago that are mine or other people's, and I'll be like, I can't believe they were talking like that. Like, this is so fucked up. Like, I watch, like, some of the jokes I made, and I'll be like, what? This is, like, so off color and so weird. Like, why would we. Why are we joking around about this? But, like, at the time, it didn't feel like it at all. And like, now I'm looking at it like I'm a fucking. That's not even me.
Jay
Yeah.
David Dobrik
So, like, in 10 years, what the fuck am I saying right now?
Jay
Things are gonna happen or it'll go the other way.
David Dobrik
Why? I'm gonna just look back and be like, damn, I was fucking. I was a pussy.
Jay
Yeah. No, you look back and like, damn, I was sick.
David Dobrik
I don't know.
Jay
I mean, like, I saw a show the other night. I was watching Bert Kreischer's new show, the Netflix show, and it's really body.
David Dobrik
Like, it's a lot.
Jay
It's.
Natalie
It's.
Jay
There's a lot of moments in it. You're like, whoa. Like, damn, they're going for it. It's a great show.
David Dobrik
I think comedians more than ever now get, like. Get to lean into, like, being edgier. Yes.
Jay
Yeah.
David Dobrik
Especially because people are like.
Jay
I think people are craving about it. Yeah.
David Dobrik
And they're craving. But what are you saying that.
Jay
Okay, so here's something that I think is crazy.
David Dobrik
Like a vape.
Jay
A vape is crazy.
David Dobrik
I agree. I think it should be cigarettes only.
Jay
Yeah. I mean. Okay. Also motorcycles. Motorcycles are crazy. They're insane. Like football. So fucking dangerous.
David Dobrik
But in some. In some countries, people are really only on motorcycles. Yeah, people are.
Jay
Yeah.
Natalie
It's like an affordability thing.
Jay
Okay, okay, that's fine. But that's not this country.
David Dobrik
Okay. So we can.
Jay
We're not going through the streets of. You know.
David Dobrik
Okay, so you're saying they should be outlawed in America?
Jay
I don't know. I'm just saying.
David Dobrik
You're saying football and Oscar picks.
Jay
No, that's a separate topic. Oh, football.
David Dobrik
Football should be outlawed.
Jay
I mean, I think football's pretty nuts. They got rid of it at a lot of the high schools around here.
David Dobrik
Really? Yeah, I just thought they got rid of. They got rid of dodgeball at high school and middle school. This isn't recent. They did a couple years ago.
Natalie
Like, they're just getting why they don't play.
David Dobrik
Because it's too rough, and it's like, you get picked on. Right. Like, people can get picked on and get pummeled.
Jay
Oh, yeah?
David Dobrik
What?
John Castro
Pummeled by what?
Jay
Character building at the ball.
David Dobrik
It's not character building, Natalie, please, for the love of God, get with the times. This is something you'll look back at in 10 years and be like, I was a monster. We should play Diamonds. I was a monster. David hit me right there.
Jay
Great idea.
David Dobrik
And then you also said, jay, you ever take a time machine tour when you talk about other cultures? Oh, yeah.
Jay
You ever take a time machine tour when you talk about other cultures?
David Dobrik
Yep, that's what I said.
Jay
Like sometimes. Like sometimes I'll like go to visit Naveen's family and they're like. They're just different than the way we look at the world. Like the women like don't want to work. The women cook. And like, you know what I mean, sometimes they don't drive. And I just think that's really interesting.
David Dobrik
Wait, what does the time machine part.
John Castro
Have to do with it?
Jay
Well, it's like.
David Dobrik
Like it feels like you've entered a time machine.
Jay
It feels like you went into a time machine. But that's the way they are now.
David Dobrik
Yeah, that is interesting sometimes. Next one.
John Castro
Dude, how would someone listen to this and be able to keep up with what you guys are saying?
Jay
I think they can.
David Dobrik
Really?
Jay
What else you got? What else do I got? What else do I have?
David Dobrik
Well, Valentine's Day is also coming up.
Jay
Oh, God. Valentine's Day.
David Dobrik
You're not excited?
Jay
I mean, I love it. I love spending time with Naveen, but it's a lot of pressure.
David Dobrik
Really?
Natalie
But why?
Jay
To get that reservation on the 14th is tough.
Natalie
Is there like a certain place that.
Jay
She'S like, no, but I have an eye on a place, but I gotta see if I can get in.
David Dobrik
If you want it to be Dobrik's Pizza, I'll make a call right now.
Jay
That'd be amazing. Can I shoot a vlog? Yeah, you can shoot amazing.
David Dobrik
Wait, that's. I feel like if I had a girlfriend, Valentine's Day would be the lowest pressure for me ever.
Jay
Well, what would you do? Would you go out? Because going out on the night sucks.
Natalie
No, I don't like that.
Jay
Double the price. Long lines.
David Dobrik
You don't go out. You set up something at home.
Natalie
Yeah.
David Dobrik
And you set up like a date like at the beach. Like you go somewhere, you mix, you do something pretty and then you end it like with like a home cooked, beautiful flower in the vase. Candle lit. Like me.
John Castro
I could never see David doing any of this. It's one thing to say it.
David Dobrik
It's one thing to do it.
John Castro
Dude, what the fuck is this?
Jay
You know Tae would make a home cooked meal.
David Dobrik
I'm tired of you guys thinking I don't have the capability to do things for someone I love. It's like it's getting old.
John Castro
You can't even go grocery shopping. When have you last. John, when was the last time you bought.
David Dobrik
You know what it's like being in love? Yeah. Answer it. Yes. Okay. You do.
Jay
Mm.
David Dobrik
Okay.
Jay
What are you gonna do?
David Dobrik
I have no idea.
John Castro
Try and figure that shit out.
David Dobrik
Jay, when you're in love, you do different things.
Natalie
Yeah.
John Castro
Okay.
David Dobrik
Start acting different.
Natalie
Well, not peop. Some people don't have, like, entire personality shifts when they're in love. Like, that's not necessarily a requirement of being.
David Dobrik
It's not a requirement. I'm just saying, like, I. I like.
Natalie
Because the way that you describe.
David Dobrik
I love to love. And, like, when it happens, like, I'm gonna go.
Natalie
I know, but it's like, it's really hard for us to wrap our head.
David Dobrik
Around it because you guys are non believers in whack.
Natalie
No speech right now.
Jay
I'm gonna put some music underneath you.
David Dobrik
And post about love.
Jay
Yeah.
David Dobrik
You know why I love love? You don't even have to put the music up. The music's already playing. Why I love love is because it is exactly how it's described in songs, poetry, written words. It is as cheesy and over stimulating and encapsulating. Interstellarating as it possibly.
Jay
Quiet pussy.
David Dobrik
No, no, no, no. But I just love it because it is as cheesy as, like, when you're not in it, you're just like, dude, my friend's so fucking lame. Why is he doing this for this fucking chick? But then when you're in it, you're like, I wanna write a poem right now. Like, you're just like, I'm in the mood to write a poem. Like, I wanna do this, and I wanna.
John Castro
Like.
David Dobrik
And right under the poem, I wanna draw a little picture of us in a field.
Jay
And under the picture of us in a field, I wanna write my name in your name. And under that.
David Dobrik
No, under that tree, I'm gonna write.
John Castro
J.C. and D.C. i don't know what D.C. is. I'm just saying names.
David Dobrik
John Castro and Diet Coke. That is something you'd write in a tree. I don't know, I just. I'm really excited for it and not excited for Valentine's Day because I have nobody, but I do.
Jay
What if you call somebody up and say, hey, no, I would never do that. What?
Natalie
I want to do that. I want someone to take me out.
David Dobrik
Because it's just like giving the wrong.
Jay
You want someone to take you out, Nat?
Natalie
Yeah.
Jay
Damn.
David Dobrik
Why'd you say it like you had somebody? And you're like, I thought about it.
Jay
And as soon as I opened my mouth, I was like, nah, there's nobody.
David Dobrik
Yeah.
Natalie
Isn't that crazy? Sorry. Not to make this about me.
David Dobrik
No, no. That nobody has anybody for you.
Natalie
Yeah.
David Dobrik
But it's like that with everybody.
Natalie
Oh, I know. No, that's not true.
David Dobrik
Like, go ahead, set me up with somebody. You can't. That's how it works.
Natalie
Let me finish this shit up.
David Dobrik
Shut up.
Natalie
That's it for the podcast. I could set you up with someone, but. But you're weird and you don't like to, like, go out into public and, like, set go on dates. Like, I will do that. You'll there. You have limitations. So it's difficult with Nat.
Jay
You have limitations, too. I literally heard you lost.
David Dobrik
Give me one girl. Give me one girl you'd set me up with right now. Go Say it.
Natalie
Let me think of single people.
David Dobrik
One girl. Go. What I would actually like that you would set me up with as a friend? Not just.
Natalie
Okay, first of all, I have. I have introduced you to people. Whether you currently still like them or not is a different story.
David Dobrik
No, you haven't. Who have you introduced yourself?
Natalie
Yes, I've helped you, like, with women.
David Dobrik
You've helped me with a girl who you've been like, dave, I really want you to meet this girl. I think she'd be really good for you.
Natalie
Okay, you're being dramatic.
David Dobrik
Okay, like, have you, like, brought a girl over and be like, this is my friend Summer.
Natalie
She's cute.
Jay
You always use the word Summer.
David Dobrik
Well, Summer is so pretty. There's a girl named Summer. She's really pretty.
Natalie
Shout out, Summer.
David Dobrik
Shout out, Summer.
Jay
Always fun, but you put roadblocks.
Natalie
You're difficult, too.
Jay
Like, last podcast, you were, she doesn't play Roblox. She doesn't have the capability of you last podcast, you were like, I'm going to be too busy to be with anybody. It shouldn't be like that podcast.
David Dobrik
We changed our perspective on fucking get a matchmaker every Tuesday.
Natalie
That is so fucking lame.
David Dobrik
Matchmaker. Why so lame?
Jay
Why not lame?
Natalie
Yeah. It's like, oh, I'm so desperate, I can't do this myself. That's how I feel.
Jay
That's the world right now.
David Dobrik
That is true. You can't do it yourself.
Natalie
I know. It doesn't help that I have this fucking idiot in my ear all the time.
David Dobrik
Like, genuinely, why don't you two go.
Jay
Out on Valentine's Day?
Natalie
You should take me out.
David Dobrik
Are you gonna fucking do it?
Jay
Do it. That'd be so fun for the pod.
John Castro
Yeah, Go cook for her.
Natalie
Show me what love is all about, baby.
David Dobrik
Take her to the beach. Take her to the beach. Yeah. I have sex with her just to prove a point for you guys.
Jay
You fall in love.
David Dobrik
You like this, Natalie? Just for the pot.
Jay
Oh, for the pot.
David Dobrik
No, I'm sorry.
Natalie
You should take all of your ladies out.
David Dobrik
All my ladies? Yeah, you and Brooke.
Jay
What are you talking about?
David Dobrik
Taylor has a boyfriend. Who am I taking?
Natalie
I do. Yeah, that's true.
Jay
All right, guys, well, I got more topics, man. Let's do another hour.
David Dobrik
I've seen. I'm not doing any more of those topics.
Jay
I got some good ones.
David Dobrik
You just have Wendy's written there. I don't even know what that means. I think you were just hungry. You're mixing the topics with your grocery list. All right, guys, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you to everybody who joined us. This was a blast. It was a good time. I loved getting to know my friends. And I'll see you guys for the next one. Bye.
Date: January 30, 2026
This episode revolves around David Dobrik’s outrageous luck—being gifted his second Ferrari—while the hosts explore friendship dynamics, behind-the-scenes of viral generosity, feelings of unworthiness, and the unique dilemmas of influencer culture. Throughout, David, Jason ("Jay"), Natalie, and John Castro dive into stories of lavish bets, YouTube content pressures, intrusive wealth, evolving comedy boundaries, nostalgic career moments, and a candid, comedic take on modern relationships.
The Setup: David gets a surprise visit from SteveWillDoIt, leading to an elaborate pool bet.
The Game: David won again, noting the pool player was "good but wasn't a professional."
The Reveal: Steve pretended to vandalize David's cars in a rage, only to surprise him with the gift of a Ferrari Purosangue SUV, his second Ferrari.
David’s Discomfort: Despite the excitement, David felt guilty accepting such an expensive gift from someone he'd known less than a year.
Refusing the Gift? Natalie and David tried to return the car, only to be told by Steve’s accountant that there was “no going back” after the gift is made public on video.
Reflecting on Kindness: They compare it to when they've gifted cars in the past—turning down a gift ruins the giver's joy.
Imposter Syndrome: David shares feelings of being undeserving and the awkwardness of influencer extravagance.
SteveWillDoIt’s Gifting Motivation: Steve’s content is built around massive monetary giveaways, even as he jokes about being broke.
Content Realities: The group muses on how giveaways are financed, the performance art of influencer rivalry, and recipient expectations.
Discussion on Re-gifting: Ideas about auctioning the car for charity are dismissed as it would be disrespectful to the intent of the gift.
Other Car Stories: David recalls giving friends Mercedes cars and the unintended stress those gifts bring.
Parking Drama: Lighthearted banter on the parking hierarchy among the friend group and the garage’s tight real estate.
Performance Anxiety: Jason laments his “1 out of 10” YouTube video, while they discuss the psychological pressure of metrics.
Video Titles: The importance of clickable titles is debated, with comedic critique on why Jason’s "rating the fanciest public bathrooms in LA" flopped.
David’s TV Show Earnings: A deep dive into how TV pays compared to YouTube, leading to playful confusion over his actual paycheck from "America’s Most Musical Family."
(33:11 - David Dobrik): “TV always pays a lot. There’s this YouTube driven propaganda that television does not pay... It is just not true.”
*(32:43 - Natalie): “It says $300,000. But you weren't getting paid 300k a week, obviously…”
(32:57 - Natalie): “I think it’s like 900k. I think you're right.”
(33:27 - Jay): “In the second and third season, you get paid a crazy amount more.”
What Will We Ban Next? The group predicts future outlaws: vapes, motorcycles, even football—commenting on how today’s normal often becomes tomorrow’s taboo.
Evolving Social Norms: David admits old videos and jokes now seem dated or inappropriate, highlighting how quickly cultural attitudes shift.
Time Machine Cultures: Jason shares experiences observing traditional gender roles in other cultures, likening it to stepping into a temporal bubble.
V-Day Pressure: Jason feels the strain of Valentine's Day expectations, while David claims he'd prefer low-key, genuine gestures if he had a girlfriend.
David on Love: David earnestly waxes poetic about being in love and how it transforms your behavior—mocked affectionately by the group.
Matchmaking Banter: The gang jokes about setting each other up, the embarrassment of using a matchmaker, and Natalie’s single status.
The conversation is loose, rambunctious, and self-aware, filled with comic exaggeration, playful ribbing, profanities, and the friends’ signature mix of sincerity and absurdity. David oscillates between grateful humility and comedic ego. Jason brings wry, self-deprecating humor while Natalie and John ground the discussion with candor and quick wit.
This episode gives an entertainingly candid look at influencer excess, the human awkwardness of massive gifts, and the relatability of feeling unworthy (even when living a dream life). The trio's honest conversations—about money, luck, content, shifting values, and love—highlight both the absurdity and the genuine connections at the heart of their viral fame.
For listeners and non-listeners alike, this episode is a wild ride—filled with expensive cars, generosity dilemmas, YouTuber anxiety, biting nostalgia, and plenty of laughs.