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Get ready to hear the truth about America on a show that's not immune to the facts. With your host, Dan Bongino. Yeah, you're damn right. This is our second to last show every single day. You know, I was talking to a couple of guys this morning and I had an analogy to what this feels like. Are you interested, folks in the chat? Because you guys come first. You want to know what this feels like to me? I'll tell you. Quick Taste podcast sponsored by beam. Go to shopbeam.com bongino Use code BONGINO for 47% of your first order. Someone asked me this morning, he said, brother, how does it feel? And I said, michael, I need your take on this one. Because Michael's like a very kind of sober analyst. He's a math guy. So I want to make sure this doesn't sound goofy. It feels like going to a funeral for someone who's 107. Like the people who are getting Social Security, like some of the people getting. That would be 157. But that's actually very funny. Unfortunately, it's costing us a ton of money, but it does. It's like you're sad you lost this amazing person, but at the same time, you're like 107. Teresa, am I right? You're like, you won the game of life. You have successfully won. If you made it 170 years, give us a thumbs up. You see Theresa in the studio today, the lovely Teresa from Westwood One, the grand dame of Westwood One. We call her the Bongino Levin Whisperer. She's very good at that kind of stuff. You want it? Life. So the funeral is kind of sad, but at the same time, it isn't. That's how I feel. I feel like you and I built this thing together. The P1s who've been here for 10 years, who listen to my first show, there's no question we built this thing together. So I feel so happy about and honored to have been part of this. But, yeah, man, I'm still losing something. So, I don't know. Sometimes my analogies suck, sometimes they don't. But that's. That's real, man. That's how I feel about it, man. We got a big show for you today. Second to last show. Tomorrow will be the finale. I don't know. I'm just gonna let you guys know right now. Producer Jim is here in the room. Teresa's here. Collins coming from Westwood One, like the big boss. I was like, what, what am I. Am I getting fired or Something like that. What's going on? Like, oh, you can't. You're leaving on Monday. Like what just happened? So I don't know what's gonna happen. I'm not messing with you. I do not know what is happening tomorrow. There's a rumor there will be people in the studio. I don't know. You're going to have to tune in. I'm not teasing it unnecessarily. Okay, guy, do you. I know what he's saying right now. Do you need something from all family? That's what he's saying, right? I get it, I get it. As you know, it's our second to last episode. So before I head off into the sunset here, don't worry, we're going out with a bang here. 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You got your emergency food in it, three months worth, water filtration, heirloom seeds, multivitamins, potassium ionide, anti radiation tablets as well. Best of all, you can save $300 on this exclusive bundle, but only while it lasts. Go to my patriotsupply.com Bongino now that's mypatriotsupply.com Bongino. Don't wait. Be ready before the next crisis hits. And thanks, my patriotsupply for standing with us all these years. All right, fellas, the second to last bell and producer Jim for the second to last time, I have this thing now called a job. And what we just heard is called a. You guys are so good at this. So amazing. Teresa, you've been in this business a while. I know. It's new again. We invented it. We are the first people to ever do that. It's incredible how we did that. Fact checkers, fact checkers. We're just, we're just kidding. I want to thank also Evita, Haley and Vince. Vince is in the studio again today. He will be taking over 10am on Monday with a huge show. His first guest, Tucker Carlson. He's got another, basically not another, but a couple. He's got a really sick lineup, if I can use that word, next week. And I don't mean sick like ill. I mean you are going to be impressed. So 10am right here on the Rumble Channel. And Haley and Evita blew it up yesterday. Live search app had him as the third 30, was it top 50 overall and number 14 in news yesterday. So you guys are great. We really appreciate it. Thanks for everything. All right, let's get to the news. I thought government shutdowns were terrible. That's what we were told by the Democrats. What did they tell us, folks? If government quotes shuts down, which it really doesn't shut down, if it shuts down for five minutes, anyone know what's going to happen? Grandma's definitely dead. Grandma's going to die and she's not going to be 106 either. She could be 60. But without government, they're definitely dead. Puppies, kittens as well, maybe your goldfish. They're all dead. Everyone's going to die. People are going to Be pushed off cliffs into meat grinders, wood chippers and everything else. If government shuts down, which it doesn't really shut down, it is the apocalypse. It is the instant apocalypse. Nothing will happen and life will come to a halt. Which is weird because government shut down before and none of that stuff has actually happened. But the Democrats have told us, you shut down government, it is the time will stop. So here is prominent Republican conservative senator. He tells me this guy is now officially changed parties. I didn't get the news flash. Did you? Prominent conservative, Palestinian too, which I was unaware of. Reiki. We were. Chuck Schumer. Yeah, Palestinian as well. I did not know this. They have this on here. But here is prominent. This guy's a House Freedom Caucus guy kind of guy. Just on the Senate side, Chuck Schumer telling us how the government shutdowns are now a good thing again, how we should shut government down. So I didn't know this guy converted. This is incredible. Baptism by fire. Check this out.
