Chaos, Crime, and Consequences (Ep. 2561)

Summary

The Dan Bongino Show

Episode 2561: "Chaos, Crime, and Consequences"
Original Air Date: July 27, 2026
Guest Host: Sean Farish (substituting for Dan Bongino)

Episode Overview

In this episode of The Dan Bongino Show, guest host Sean Farish delivers a fiery critique of the mainstream media's handling of crime, immigration issues, and leftwing policies in America and abroad. Farish examines recent high-profile incidents—ranging from a terrorist attack at Berlin's Pride Parade to escalating crime in New York City—and uses these events as a springboard to discuss media bias, government overreach, the consequences of progressive governance, and the dangers of unchecked illegal immigration.

Throughout, Farish deploys a mix of sharp political commentary, satire, and personal anecdotes, frequently interacting with the show's chat audience and weaving in viral moments from Donald Trump's latest White House Correspondents' Dinner appearance. The tone is combative, humorous, and deeply critical of both Democratic politicians and perceived leftist ideologies.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Weekend Update & Guest Host Introduction

• Sean Farish introduces himself as the stand-in for Dan Bongino, shares excitement about his upcoming show, and gives a lighthearted weekend recap about attending a "redneck extravaganza" tractor pull in the South (04:05)—lampooning liberal reactions to emissions at the event.

2. Media Evasion & Violent Incidents (Crime Abroad and at Home)

• Farish and team scrutinize the mainstream media's tendency to obscure the perpetrators and motives behind violent crimes, especially when they involve radical Islamists or illegal immigrants.
• Berlin Pride Attack:
  • Coverage of the van attack at Berlin's Pride Parade (06:41–10:21), with Farish lampooning media headlines such as “van drives into crowd” (“Was it a Waymo?” 07:20).
  • Criticizes the reluctance to call out Islamic extremism in media reportage.
  • Cites the concept of “Takia” (permission to lie for gain in Islam, 12:16), arguing that tolerance for extremists is misguided.
  • “I'm sorry to be graphic this early on a Monday morning, but sometimes blunt force truth is what you need.” —Dan Bongino (08:30)
• New York City Stabbing:
  • Story of a stabbing targeting a "visibly Jewish" man, with suspect allegedly yelling “Allahu Akbar” (20:20–21:11).
  • Points out the media’s refusal to clearly call it a hate crime.
• Commentary on ineffective deradicalization programs (“There’s one way to de-radicalize them, but it’s not a nice thing.” 15:21).

3. Mainstream Media Critique & The Power of Language

• Critiques media use of passive language that avoids responsibility:
  • “Van drives into crowd of LGBT parade.” (07:22)
  • Draws parallels to prior issues: “It’s like the media blaming the instrument, not the person playing it.” (17:08)
• Lampoons media “hoaxes”—from the Russia investigation, “Fine People hoax,” “Safe and effective” vaccines, to “Drink bleach.” (31:44–34:22)
  • “If there’s a group of people that deserves to be clowned endlessly and shamed endlessly like that, it’s the mainstream media.” (31:13)

4. Satirical Highlights: Donald Trump at the Correspondents’ Dinner

• Plays and reacts to Trump's satirical quips targeting Kaitlan Collins, Adam Schiff (“watermelon head... pencil neck”, 36:36), and jokes about running as “Donna Trump” in 2028 to exploit progressive gender fluidity rules (41:02–44:51).
  • “Her name is Donna Juliet Trump... She’s a fantastic woman... She’s a smoke show.” (42:19–44:45; multiple impressions)
  • Mocks the left’s logic on gender and policy loopholes for personal benefit.

5. Immigration & Deportation Stats

• Counters claims that “nothing is happening” on immigration enforcement.
  • Cites DHS/ICE numbers:
    • 900,000 involuntary deportations, over 3 million voluntary (48:15–49:32)
  • “Are you going to tell me that's nothing? That's almost 4 million people.” (49:32)
  • Discusses Supreme Court ruling on temporary protected status (TPS) for Haitians, explaining delays and operational realities (50:05–53:16).

6. Crime by Illegal Immigrants

• Reviews a Breitbart article: 259 criminal illegal aliens arrested in Houston in July, outlining their collective 642 convictions (sex offenses, assaults, trafficking, DWIs, etc.) (56:01–59:27).
• Points to the pardoning of child sex offenders to shield them from deportation: “Who's protecting pedophiles again? You literally pardoned a child sex offender...” (59:47–60:12).

7. Exposing Democratic Socialist Platform

• Plays a clip of Democrat Socialists of America chair openly endorsing abolishing ICE, prisons, borders, private corporations, the Senate, and presidency (65:47–66:41).
  • “Our goal is liberation. Our goal is communism.” (67:28)
  • Argues that “moderate Democrats” are “hostages” in their own party (63:54–63:55).
  • “Every seat that is held by a Democrat is weight behind the snowball of communism rolling down that mountain, heading right for your country.” (68:51)

8. Michigan Politics & Haley Stevens Satire

• Farish plays recurring jokes about Rep. Haley Stevens’ style (“part chipmunk”) and the “Michigan way,” closing out the episode with playful jabs at her speaking style—contrasting her with historic orators (“That’s the Michigan way!” 69:41; 71:13–72:33).
• Notes the upcoming Michigan primary: “It’ll prove... I think [Abdul] Al Said is going to win.” (73:56)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• On Media Coverage of Terror:
  • “Why the media refuses to call this out. As if, what, you’re nice to these people now, when they get in power, they’re not just gonna lop your heads off too.” —Dan Bongino (08:07)
• On Crime Statistics:
  • “260 people were responsible for all of what I just read to you.” —Dan Bongino (59:27)
• On Mainstream Media:
  • “If there’s a group of people that deserves to be clowned endlessly and shamed endlessly … it’s the mainstream media.” —Dan Bongino (31:13)
• On Democratic Socialists Platform:
  • “Abolish ice. Absolutely. Abolish borders … give amnesty to anyone … Defund the Pentagon … abolish prisons … government or public ownership of most large corporations. —DSA Chair (65:55–66:33)
  • “Our goal is liberation. Our goal is communism.” (67:28)
• On Anti-Semitism and Anti-Israel Rhetoric:
  • “These people … their whole identity is hating Jews.” —Dan Bongino (62:52)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• Weekend Update & Southern Tractor Pull: 03:52–05:10
• Berlin Pride Attack & Media Spin: 06:41–10:21
• NYC Stabbing—Media Reluctance: 20:20–21:11
• Satire: Trump @ Correspondents’ Dinner (Media & Trump Jokes): 28:01–44:51
  • Trump’s joke on Kaitlan Collins: 28:26, 29:57
  • Trump “Donna J. Trump” riff: 41:02–44:51
• Immigration/Deportation Stats: 47:01–53:16
• Criminal Illegal Aliens in Houston: 56:01–60:12
• Democratic Socialists’ Platform Exposé: 65:47–67:32
• Haley Stevens/Michigan Satire: 69:17–72:33

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Summary Table

| Segment | Main Theme | Timestamp | |------------------------|--------------------------------------------|------------| | Weekend Update | Southern culture, humor | 03:52–05:10| | Berlin Pride Attack | Islamist terror, media bias | 06:41–10:21| | NYC Stabbing | Media’s reluctance to call hate crimes | 20:20–21:11| | Trump’s Dinner Satire | Mocking media, gender debates | 28:26–44:51| | Immigration Stats | ICE action, deportations, process critique | 47:01–53:16| | Crime in Houston | Impact of illegal immigration | 56:01–60:12| | Socialist Platform | Open advocacy of communism | 65:47–67:32| | Michigan Satire | Political humor, state races | 69:17–72:33|

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Overall Tone and Takeaways

• The episode is unabashedly combative, satirical, and deeply skeptical of progressive politics and mainstream media.
• Farish’s performance includes heavy use of sarcasm, Trump impressions, and meme commentary to drive home messages about crime, immigration, and ideological threats.
• Central critique: Progressive policies and media narrative control contribute to chaos and cultural decay, while conservatives must reject “moderate” illusions and fight for enforcement, sovereignty, and constitutional order.

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Conclusion

For listeners who missed the episode, this installment of The Dan Bongino Show doubles down on critiques of the media, government, and modern left, arguing that failure to confront hard truths about immigration and radical ideologies will have dire consequences for the nation. Blending news, satire, and crowd interaction, Sean Farish keeps the episode lively while ensuring every target—media, criminals, Democrats—gets thoroughly scrutinized.

Transcript

[Sean Farish]

All America, all the time. Sit down, buckle up and get ready for the Dan Bongino show.

[Dan Bongino]

Yes. Yes. Yes. Good morning and happy Monday. Welcome to the Dan Bongino Show. It's not Dan Bongino today. It's your boy, Sean Farish. I'm here with you. Super excited to be joining the Silverlock lineup. It starts August 17th. That would be Sean Farish live on August 17th, 1pm Eastern Time. You see that right there?

[Sean Farish]

Look at that.

[Brennan]

Beautiful. That's a beautiful graphic. It's not a beautiful person, but it's a beautiful graphic. That much I can tell you.

[Dan Bongino]

Oh, Brennan's already a beautiful person. Brennan's already chiming in.

[Brennan]

It's a beautiful.

[Dan Bongino]

But it's not a beautiful person.

[Brennan]

It's a beautiful graphic.

[Dan Bongino]

1:00pm Eastern Time, rumble.com Sean Also, anywhere you get your podcasts by searching on Apple Podcasts and Spotify for Sean Farish Live. You got to spell my name right. Everyone, even people on X, they see my handle which clearly spells out the name and they start spelling my name. S, E, A N. It's right in front of you.

[Sean Farish]

Spell it right. Okay.

[Dan Bongino]

Super excited to be, to be joining the silverlock lineup. No, I saw the chat the other day going crazy. We've gotten numerous calls and texts and all that. It's been great. So thank you all for the support. I cannot wait to start this with you. Also, you could find information on the show bongino.com Sean S H A W N. So go ahead and join up there. Hit the subscribe button. We greatly appreciate that. I'm going to be filling in all week this week till Thursday. So rumble.com Bongino, you get to see me 10am Eastern time this week. Kind of get a feel for what's to come. And I think we're going to have a lot of fun. We're definitely going to have a lot of fun today. I've got a little, you know, I know Dan loves to do his weekend updates. So I got a little weekend update about what, what Brennan and I did this weekend. It was super cool. You're going to love it.

[Sean Farish]

Haley Stevens is back.

[Dan Bongino]

Who's, you know, I'm now 100% convinced that she is part chipmunk. The media refusing to call out the source of some of the violent crime that we see. We saw in New York City and overseas over the weekend. Trump at the White House correspondents dinner. We got that. All that and a whole lot more.

[Sean Farish]

Bernie Sanders is back. The oligarchy.

[Dan Bongino]

We're going to have all that and more here on the Dan Bongino Show. But before we do that, I want to get to a word from our friends over at Lean from Brickhouse Nutrition. Listen, those weight loss injections are everywhere. But here's the catch. About 15% of users quit because of the cost and another 15% stop because of the side effects. A while back, I wanted to drop some pounds too. Dan always talks about it.

[Sean Farish]

I said I was getting a little gooey, right?

[Dan Bongino]

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[Sean Farish]

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[Dan Bongino]

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[Sean Farish]

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[Dan Bongino]

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[Sean Farish]

There's the bell.

[Dan Bongino]

The bell rings. Weekend update. Brendan and I went and we experienced a. A full bore, full blown Southern extravaganza over the weekend. I have never seen anything like this.

[Guest/Caller]

Not just Southern. It's redneck.

[Dan Bongino]

It was like.

[Guest/Caller]

It was a redneck extravaganza.

[Dan Bongino]

Full blown redneck extravaganza. We went to the super pole of the South. It was a tractor pole, and they had these. There was these small modified tractors.

[Sean Farish]

Loud.

[Dan Bongino]

One guy almost got ran over by the sled. It was just absolutely wild. Our buddy, who we met through the Kenneth Barrett campaign here in Rutherford County, Kenneth Barrett for sheriff. We went. He was telling us. He's been telling us about it for months. He's like, you got to go to this. You got to go. We went. Super fun. So if you've never been to one of those, you know, we went to an antique one a few months ago.

[Brennan]

Slow.

[Sean Farish]

This is no, he's got carbon emissions.

[Dan Bongino]

The Liberals, if you, if they saw the, the smoke that was getting thrown in the air, they would have been like that lady. No, with the green on. You know, the screaming. Karen Trumps.

[Brennan]

Yeah.

[Guest/Caller]

So fan wanted me to let you know that the one that crashed was from Canada.

[Sean Farish]

Really? Yeah, of course it was. Of course it was.

[Dan Bongino]

I saw this morning.

[Sean Farish]

Is that true? Yeah, that's verified. Yeah. All right.

[Guest/Caller]

That's what he told me.

[Sean Farish]

All right, well, you know what, it works for me. He wouldn't lie. The one. So the guy was a guy who crashed from Canada. Screw him.

[Dan Bongino]

Now there are some good Canadian fans out there. But, you know, ever since we did a little butt whooping 3 for 3 in the Olympics, Canada has not, has not been too fond of yours truly. So we went to a tractor poll. It was a lot of fun. All right, look, we're going to get into mainstream media fumbling the, the cause of and the source of a lot of the crime that we're seeing, especially a couple of stories over the weekend. I talked about this last week, by the way. There was a story out of Utah, which is old news at this point, but two 13 year old girls unfortunately were raped in a Park by 18 year old Arab nationals. And they were like, wait, it's illegal to do this in a park. Yeah, it's illegal to do that in a park. Stop doing the things that you do in your third world savage countries. Over here.

[Sean Farish]

We're not like that. We don't live like that.

[Dan Bongino]

We don't want to live like that. You have to assimilate to our culture and if you can't, you have to leave. So in New York City, you know, you have Zoran the moron Mamdani over there. In New York City, there was a stabbing. We'll get to that in a second. But in Berlin, did you hear about this Pride Parade event that took place? Let me ask you a question in the live chat real quick. Islam and the LGBTQ community, don't worry about Gays for Palestine, which makes no sense. It's like chickens for Chick Fil? A, right? Like Chick Fil A has an ad campaign about this. Like, cows are like, go eat more chicken so that the cows stop getting slaughtered.

[Sean Farish]

Right?

[Dan Bongino]

Islam, the. The Muslim Islam religion. Islamic religion and lgbtq, do they get

[Sean Farish]

along or is that more along the

[Dan Bongino]

lines of like an oil and water type relationship where you can shake them up and they'll be like kind of blended for a minute, but then after that it's like they just, they just don't go together. Ok, the, the answer is clearly they don't go together. So in Berlin, there was a pride parade and an Islamist terror suspect drove

[Sean Farish]

his van into the parade.

[Dan Bongino]

And the reporting on this from mainstream media. Van drives into van.

[Sean Farish]

Van.

[Dan Bongino]

Was it a waymo.

[Sean Farish]

They have those in Germany.

[Dan Bongino]

Van drives into crowd of LGBT parade.

[Additional Guest]

What?

[Sean Farish]

Wait a second. The van did it by itself. Now how the hell does that work?

[Dan Bongino]

This story gets, this story gets even, even funnier. You know, the media, why they refuse, maybe they're afraid that their heads are going to get cut off if they call this stuff out. Why they refuse to actually call out the source of the problem is beyond me. I can't tell you. I know the motivation for sure, but I can tell you that it's, it's very disturbing. And this. Dan calls it the unholy alliance, the red green alliance, whatever, you know, however you want to refer to it. Frank Gaffney has a lot of great work on this. We actually just saw Frank Gaffney give a speech at the Murray County Republican Party's Lincoln Reagan Day event here in Tennessee a couple of weeks ago, talking about how Sharia law is an existential threat to the country that we know and love. Right? Why the media refuses to call this out. As if, what, you're nice to these people now that when they get in power, they're not just gonna, they're not gonna lop your heads off too. I'm like, I'm sorry to be graphic this early on a Monday morning, but, you know, sometimes blunt force truth is what you need.

[Sean Farish]

Okay?

[Dan Bongino]

Now I'm not, I'm not going out there and tell you to judge everybody based off of what they look like or their religion and whatnot. But there's a, there's a very specific, you know, couple of quotes like slay the infidels wherever you find them.

[Sean Farish]

Like, I don't see that in the Bible. Right? It's always like this kind of violent, scary, like, don't slay. I don't know, Leave my head attached.

[Dan Bongino]

I like my head. It looks good on my neck. Leave it alone. According to German daily build, the 21 year old alleged ISIS inspired terrorist Abdul Balut was shot and killed during a SWAT team operation in the Spandau district of Berlin yesterday. This came after a manhunt was launched after a van was driven into revelers at Berlin's Christopher Street Day pride parade, killing one and leaving 29 injured gays for Palestine. Am I right?

[Sean Farish]

Are you still queers for Palestine. This is a guy. This is a.

[Dan Bongino]

This is probably a free Palestine guy. He's isis. I would imagine he's sympathetic to that cause.

[Brennan]

Right.

[Dan Bongino]

Who just mowed down a bunch of you guys and gals. 29 injured, one dead. The paper reported that special task force police officers had come under attack from the suspect with a blade after he was discovered hiding in a garden shed. The officers returned fire and the suspect reportedly died 6:34pm local time. And he had the media going, van drives into crowd. Van drives. I said, the van. The van came up with the idea all by itself. That reminds me of like when the, when the media used to talk about COVID Right? Especially when we had Andrew Cuomo. For those of you who were in New York during that time. I was. And you had Andrew Cuomo making up these bizarre rules, Right?

[Sean Farish]

You must not stay out after 11

[Dan Bongino]

o' clock p.m. and then like two weeks later, he was like, then it was midnight. Would you sit down with the virus and sign a memorandum of understanding? Now the virus doesn't come out till midnight. Smartest virus in the history of viruses, by the way. It also. Covid, I don't know if you know, this infected people based off of what they were protesting. If you had a sign that said Black Lives Matter, that was as good as the vaccine. It was actually better than the vaccine, considering how bad that failed. But if you had a sign that said Trump 2020 or reopen the country, the virus got you immediately. You were a super spreader. It's amazing how smart these vans. Vans are taking it upon themselves now to mow over people in a, in a, in a pride event. It's like that clip from Los Angeles last year.

[Sean Farish]

I wouldn't call this a riot.

[Dan Bongino]

It's just a bunch of people standing around having fun, watching cars burn.

[Sean Farish]

That's a real clip.

[Dan Bongino]

It's out there. It's unbelievable. Wait, so the cars just decided, hey, yeah, yeah, like a Chevrolet, got a Ford, a Volkswagen and a Mercedes. And they were just sitting on the block. Hey, you know, be really fun. Let's light ourselves on fire. These people want to see cars.

[Sean Farish]

Well, how'd the car start burning, guys?

[Additional Guest]

I don't know.

[Dan Bongino]

This is like a. Linguistic terms, like passive language. I don't know what that is. It's like the van did not drive into a crowd of people. A person drove the van into a crowd of people. But they do this in order to

[Sean Farish]

cover for, I guess, who they think their friends are.

[Dan Bongino]

Like, if we're nice to them now they'll be nice to us later.

[Sean Farish]

That's not the way it works.

[Dan Bongino]

There's a town in Michigan, not Dearborn, another one, where a bunch of Islamists pretended to be all about the LGBTQ

[Sean Farish]

movement, got on the city council and then boom.

[Dan Bongino]

No pride events allowed after that. Ah, isn't that interesting? There's a principle of this whole religion, Takia.

[Sean Farish]

I think it's what it's called.

[Dan Bongino]

Like you're allowed to lie in order to gain power, and then you could just stop lying.

[Guest/Caller]

And that sounds like those things you microwave, the little.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah, like a taquito. That's a little.

[Brennan]

Those are tasty.

[Dan Bongino]

Tequila is not tasty. According to the Berlin public Prosecutor's office.

[Brennan]

Abdul.

[Dan Bongino]

Remember Abdul?

[Brennan]

We talked about Abdul.

[Dan Bongino]

That's Trump's story with Abdul is hysterical. The Taliban guy.

[Brennan]

I said, it's a nice house, Abdul. Be a shame if we drop Stacey Abrams on it. No, sir, please don't drop Stacey on my house.

[Dan Bongino]

Abdul had made multiple attempts to join the so called Islamic State while overseas, including in Lebanon, where he reportedly planned on journeying to Syria to join isis. That's just real nice. You know what's funny? You know, in Europe, they love to be tolerant, right? That's their big thing. We have to be tolerant. We have to be. We have to be accepting, right? We have to be. We have to treat these people with care and love. No, you don't. Not if they're members of isis. It's like in New York City, well,

[Sean Farish]

before we Left, remember in 2022, if you're approached by a mugger, ask them to stop nicely. Please stop. Didn't I go to school with you? That's supposed to disarm. That's a real thing? That's a real thing.

[Guest/Caller]

When.

[Sean Farish]

When Eric Adams, when Mayor Google was in charge. Google, right? Google what they said. Google what they said. Mayor Eric Adams. That's a real thing. They were like, you know, because they

[Dan Bongino]

don't want confrontations and they definitely don't

[Sean Farish]

want you to call the police. So they were saying, like, if you're

[Dan Bongino]

being mugged on the streets of New York city back in 2022, they said, ask the assailant if you went to school with them.

[Sean Farish]

They're going to stab me. Hey, hey, didn't I go to high school? No. In there.

[Dan Bongino]

What is rule number one?

[Sean Farish]

Don't get dead. Right?

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah. That's a pretty good way to get

[Sean Farish]

dead by asking someone who's got a

[Dan Bongino]

knife, getting ready to plunge it into your heart.

[Sean Farish]

Hey, didn't we Go to school together.

[Brennan]

Stupid.

[Sean Farish]

How stupid?

[Dan Bongino]

While in Lebanon, Abdul was sentenced to three months in prison for allegedly, quote, inciting religious and sectarian conflicts. Following his release from detention in Lebanon, by the way.

[Sean Farish]

Three months. The guy's inciting terroristic like events.

[Dan Bongino]

Three months. Holy smokes.

[Sean Farish]

All right.

[Dan Bongino]

Following his release from detention in Lebanon, he returned to Germany at the Berlin Brandenburg Airport. He'd been held in juvenile detention for a sentence of 1 year and 10 months.

[Sean Farish]

However, he was released in May while being ordered to attend a de radicalization counseling.

[Dan Bongino]

That didn't work. Addressing reporters on Sunday ahead of the killing of the suspected terrorist, German chancellor Friedrich Merge said, our thoughts are with the victims of last night's terrorist Islamist attack.

[Sean Farish]

Hey, at least, she said, the I word.

[Dan Bongino]

Most people in Europe are afraid to acknowledge the the I word Islamist with their families and friends. And I especially wish the injured a speedy recovery. Deradicalization counseling. All right, it's time to scrap that program. It didn't work. It come.

[Sean Farish]

It turns out.

[Dan Bongino]

I know this might be breaking news. People are probably shocked by this revelation. Totally shocked. But like, when somebody makes up their mind to join a terror syndicate, you know, like isis, there's. There's like no de. Radicalizing them. I mean, there's one way to de. Radicalize them, but would not. It's not a nice thing.

[Guest/Caller]

They got to meet their maker, right? Yeah.

[Dan Bongino]

You know that song by the Offspring?

[Guest/Caller]

No.

[Sean Farish]

Hit him right between the eyes.

[Dan Bongino]

Hit that one.

[Additional Guest]

Yeah.

[Guest/Caller]

Yeah, I do know that one.

[Dan Bongino]

That's one way to deradicalize a terrorist

[Sean Farish]

and then you don't have to deal

[Dan Bongino]

with them ever again.

[Guest/Caller]

That's true.

[Sean Farish]

But that's cruel.

[Dan Bongino]

They call that cruel. Unusual.

[Sean Farish]

I. I mean, that's.

[Dan Bongino]

I mean, I'd say it's appropriate. Look, somebody is pledging to kill me. What do I want to do? Well, I want them to not be able to kill me. And, you know, one of the best ways to ensure that is to not throw them into counseling, but either put them in jail or, you know, you ever said scene from the movie Taken where Liam Neeson slams the rods into that guy's knees and then connects the jumper cables to the circuit, turns the lights on, fries him, and walks out of the room. Great scene.

[Guest/Caller]

Good luck.

[Dan Bongino]

Great scene.

[Guest/Caller]

I remember that one.

[Dan Bongino]

That's another good scene.

[Brennan]

Yes.

[Sean Farish]

Good luck.

[Brennan]

Yes.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah, it reminds me of the show 24. Also Jack Bauer, you know, crazy.

[Sean Farish]

Damn it, Chloe. Great show.

[Dan Bongino]

All right, so that happened in Berlin. And it really. What bothered me was the media's characterization of this event, the fact that they. And they do this all the time, right? Guns are the things that kill people, not the people who pull the trigger. Vehicles come up with the idea all by themselves to drive into crowds, not. Not people behind the wheel, right? It's all, It's a.

[Sean Farish]

It's always.

[Dan Bongino]

They'll always attack the, the instrument and not the person playing it, right?

[Sean Farish]

Could you, like, imagine that?

[Dan Bongino]

Like, imagine you have a. It's the old phrase, like, it ain't the arrow, it's the Indian.

[Sean Farish]

When I used to work at Sherwin

[Dan Bongino]

Williams, I used to deal with this all the time. I'd get people complaining about the brush, the paintbrush. It ain't the brush, it's you.

[Sean Farish]

Okay?

[Dan Bongino]

Like, you might just be a bad painter.

[Sean Farish]

This brush is terrible. I was like, well, you've said that

[Dan Bongino]

about every brush on the wall. So I think the common denominator is

[Guest/Caller]

you find a good painter.

[Sean Farish]

I tell you, it ain't the arrow,

[Dan Bongino]

it's the Indian, right? Could you imagine, like, you're at a, you're at like a concert and, you know, the, the band is terrible and they just start blaming, like the guitar. It's like, ah, I think it might be because you drank too much last night. I don't think it's the guitar. He used that guitar last time, right? Stop blaming the instrument. Start blaming the people who are playing the instrument for sucking. And in this case, in this case, this guy drove the van into a crowd of people.

[Sean Farish]

So again, I'm just asking, and I'm

[Dan Bongino]

asking our left wing media, so called friends and all of our, all the liberals that are going to tune in and watch and the. Of course, you can't, you can't forget the, The Islamic sympathizers out there, right? You know, you know who I'm. To podcastan, who apparently has declared that the Jews are bad.

[Sean Farish]

I don't know.

[Dan Bongino]

I don't see anything in the Torah that says, behead the infidels.

[Sean Farish]

Now, I mean, don't get me wrong,

[Dan Bongino]

Jews could be kind of angry at times. A little vindictive.

[Sean Farish]

All right.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah, I come from New York.

[Brennan]

It's all right.

[Sean Farish]

But they don't. When, when Jews get upset, they don't blow themselves up. They just hold grudges.

[Guest/Caller]

It's fine. I could tell you.

[Dan Bongino]

Look at us being stereotypical today. It's great. And we love.

[Brennan]

We love.

[Dan Bongino]

We have no problem with just being funny, okay?

[Sean Farish]

Oh, my God.

[Dan Bongino]

No. Relax. But to our, our, our. Our media friends. I use that term lightly, right? Let's let's get him out. Let's get him.

[Sean Farish]

Who do you think you are?

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah, who do I think I am? Right? Calling out the fact that a. A radical Islamist drove a. Drove a vehicle into a pack of pride thing. And listen, I don't like pride parades, but they don't deserve to be ran over. Okay? I wonder how they feel about, you know, Queers for Palestine, where that group is and all that. You still, you still want to do those little parades like, we're. We're gay and we want to see Palestine free.

[Sean Farish]

I. I think you should hold a

[Dan Bongino]

gaze for Palestine rally in Palestine. And let's see how long. Let's see how long that lasts, because a lot of that. I think they're going to divert the parade up to the top of the building and off the. Off the top. That's why I say let Iran just kind of wither away. If their Ayatollah is truly gay, they'll take care of them by themselves. Right? So there it is, pivoting away from Berlin. I do want to get to another story in New York City, same theme, and the media once again refusing to. Refusing to call this out. This is a. A stabbing in New York City. Two men were stabbed in broad daylight

[Sean Farish]

in Mamdani's New York City, Manhattan's Upper west side.

[Dan Bongino]

I don't know if you heard about this one, but two men, one of them was, as they, as they reported, visibly Jewish. I don't know what that means. I don't know if he was, you know, of those Orthodox Jews, where you can see, they wear the outfit and the hat, or if maybe he had a Yamakan. I don't know what visibly Jewish means, but that they said that one of them was visibly Jewish. The New York City Police Department said one of the victims is Jewish and that witnesses reported hearing the suspect who. Who did the stabbing yell Allahu Akbar.

[Sean Farish]

Okay,

[Dan Bongino]

Allahu Akbar. I think that means in Islamic or Arabic, but God is good or something, right? Investigators are evaluating whether this reported the reported attack should be classified as a hate crime.

[Sean Farish]

I would say so.

[Dan Bongino]

I'd say so on Tuesday. Zoran Mamdani, last week was being pressed about his, you know, his big, bold plan to arrest Bibi Netanyahu.

[Sean Farish]

I'm gonna do it.

[Dan Bongino]

I'm gonna do it. And then he said, nope, I'm not gonna do it.

[Sean Farish]

Can I ask a question, by the way?

[Dan Bongino]

Speaking of on. Of Mom, Donnie, are you tired on the left of being played yet?

[Sean Farish]

Anyone tired of being played yet? This guy promised you the world.

[Dan Bongino]

He promised he was going to arrest Netanyahu. Can't do that. Where's your city run grocery stores?

[Sean Farish]

Oh, no, they're coming.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah, yeah, sure they are. That like the horse with the carrot with the carrot in front.

[Sean Farish]

I'm gonna get it eventually. No, you're not.

[Brennan]

No, you're not.

[Dan Bongino]

It's just rigged to keep you working. But rents, rents, rents. Back to being affordable in New York City. Are they affordable yet? Oh, they're not. Oh, okay.

[Sean Farish]

Oh, he's taxing the rich.

[Dan Bongino]

But then again, the rich are leaving, so he's not going to actually be able to tax them for very long. So I guess. I guess you could say he kept that promise, but that's not going to last because as we said, you. If you go to somebody with a lot of money and be like, yo, I'm going to take all of that, then you'd be like, well, actually, I'm gonna move it to a place where you can't get it. Turns out that's what a lot of those rich people are doing in New York City. Gee, you could have seen that coming. Only people with a working brain cell and an IQ above that of the average Somali, and they have that room. They say the Somali IQ is very low. Like, room temperature would be high. I would say it's probably like 30. You know, I mean, just look at Ilhan Omar.

[Sean Farish]

Some people did something right.

[Dan Bongino]

Oh, goodness gracious. Can't stand that woman.

[Sean Farish]

How about the free buses? You guys got free buses in New York City? You do? Oh, you don't? Wait, what happened? I thought this guy was going to give you the free buses. How about the free child care?

[Guest/Caller]

It's all Trump's fault.

[Sean Farish]

It's Trump's fault. How about the free tr. Child care? You got the child care. Oh, you don't have that either. Oh, wait, you have to work for New York City in order to have free child care. So it's not for all, it's just for some. Oh, and it's just for government workers. Oh, I see.

[Dan Bongino]

I see where the power is consolidated in New York City. All right, okay.

[Sean Farish]

So none of the promises have been kept.

[Dan Bongino]

Rents are out of control. The rich are leaving, so you're not going to be able to tax them.

[Sean Farish]

By the way, when the rich leave, who. Who do you think he's going to tax next? You think he's just going to give

[Dan Bongino]

up on the whole tax and spend agenda and consolidate all the money and all? You think he's going to do that? No, he's going to come after you.

[Sean Farish]

I'm just saying.

[Dan Bongino]

So none of the promises have been kept from Zoran Amdani, but he's great. New York City utopia.

[Sean Farish]

By the way, all the leftists in

[Dan Bongino]

the country, if you were thinking of moving to Tennessee, don't come here, go there. This state's closed. It's great you got Mom. Donnie, it's amazing. Mamdani said last week. I've been briefed on today's horrifying stabbings in the Upper west side where an Asian man and a Jewish man were attacked. According to witness and victim statements, the perpetrator yelled allahu Akbar during both attacks. I'm relieved that both victims are in stable condition. Okay, that's nice. The media. This is even better. The media came out and said about this attack that the motive has not been officially established. Okay, maybe it hasn't been officially established. It's all right. Maybe it's not official. It's not officially officially official. Okay.

[Sean Farish]

I think we could kind of assume a motive, though.

[Guest/Caller]

We don't know, but we know.

[Sean Farish]

There you go, Candace. Wait.

[Dan Bongino]

And she stole that line from Finding Nemo, by the way.

[Sean Farish]

You never really know, but when they know, you'll know. You know, you so totally rock, Squirt. Give me some Finn. Oh, oh, oh, noggin, dude.

[Dan Bongino]

She forgets to give me Finn all the time. I'm sitting there hanging with the fin out, and she's just like, I'm in

[Guest/Caller]

my own little world over here.

[Sean Farish]

I'm like, give me the fin.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah, she stole that. Candace, we don't know. No, but we know.

[Sean Farish]

You never really know.

[Dan Bongino]

But when they know, you know, you know. Great movie.

[Sean Farish]

I'm pretty sure we could at least

[Dan Bongino]

hypothesize, you know, a motive if a Jewish guy and an Asian guy are stabbed by a guy yelling allahu Akbar.

[Sean Farish]

I'm pretty sure.

[Dan Bongino]

Radical Islamic terror. Maybe that's a. I don't know. Is that out of the realm of possibilities? This is New York City that we're talking about. I mean, look at the mayor. The media is a joke. And that's why I love what Donald Trump did at the White House correspondence dinner.

[Sean Farish]

Did you see some of these.

[Dan Bongino]

Some of these clips from the White House correspondence dinner over the weekend? You know, the dinner got rescheduled.

[Sean Farish]

Why'd it get rescheduled? Do you remember why that.

[Dan Bongino]

That dinner got rescheduled, Brennan?

[Guest/Caller]

Which one?

[Dan Bongino]

The White House correspondence dinner.

[Guest/Caller]

No.

[Sean Farish]

Yeah, they tried to kill Trump a couple months ago.

[Dan Bongino]

Remember that lunatic who ran in and

[Sean Farish]

tried to Shoot at Trump and they got shot and.

[Guest/Caller]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I do remember

[Dan Bongino]

that, that crazy guy from California who's like a teacher, right? Teacher.

[Brennan]

Why?

[Dan Bongino]

Teachers never do things like that. Oh, yes, they do. I mean there, there are some good teachers, but a lot of them are left wing lunatics. They're teaching your kids. All right, so Donald Trump was at the White House correspondent center, which is great because he's full of a room. It's a room full of people who like, don't like him, even though without him they'd have nothing to talk about. You know, they focus on him 24 7. But they say they don't like them, but they secretly love them because if they don't talk about them, they don't get ratings. Right. If they talk about anything else, they don't get ratings. It's got to be anti Trump.

[Brennan]

Anti Trump.

[Sean Farish]

They were like the. Remember cnn?

[Dan Bongino]

Oh, we're doing an in depth investigation into algae in the reflecting pool, right?

[Sean Farish]

Like what? Google what they said. Not that.

[Donald Trump]

There it is.

[Dan Bongino]

That's the leftist screaming algae.

[Additional Guest]

Let's go.

[Sean Farish]

There you go.

[Dan Bongino]

Hey, CNN was on scene.

[Sean Farish]

We're on soon at the reflect. They were like, it was like this breaking store. We're on scene at the reflecting pole. The algae is advancing. It's like they were reporting on like

[Dan Bongino]

a battle or like football, you know, they have a. All right, third down and 12. The quarterback lines up in the shotgun, drops back to pass, looks left, looks

[Sean Farish]

right, throws deep down the field, left side. It's caught on the sideline. What a grab, right? Like if they were reporting on it. They even got like an algae expert to come down. We, we said she. You got the action shot, boys.

[Brennan]

You got the action shot. Look at all the algae in the water.

[Dan Bongino]

We're going to send it off for tests. No in depth, by the way, exposes about like the fraud in Minnesota, leering centers, the border, the crime that was being committed, you know, by these illegal aliens coming across the border. None of that. But algae in the reflecting pool. That's what it is.

[Sean Farish]

Why?

[Dan Bongino]

Because the story makes Trump look bad.

[Brennan]

Right.

[Sean Farish]

Oh, you can't get the algae under control. Right. So this is a room full of

[Dan Bongino]

people that has no choice but to talk about Trump. Because if they don't talk about Trump,

[Sean Farish]

people aren't going to watch.

[Dan Bongino]

And so that's what they do. Trump equals ratings. Well, here's, here's Trump. He's got them all in front of him. And he started immediately with some amazing. This guy is one of the best trolls. He's one of the best trolls in history. And he trolled Kaitlan Collins, who, you

[Sean Farish]

know, I've always thought she kind of

[Dan Bongino]

looks a little like a dude, a little bit. And then Scott Pressler was out there. He would comment on her picture saying, this is not me, right? And I'm like, oh, gosh, that's bad.

[Sean Farish]

So he trolled Donald Trump, trolled Caitlin

[Dan Bongino]

Collins, and didn't just say that Kaitlan Collins looks like a man, but said that Kaden.

[Sean Farish]

That Caitlin Collins looked like a

[Dan Bongino]

look like Dylan Mulvaney.

[Sean Farish]

Can we play this? This is.

[Dan Bongino]

This one made my day.

[Donald Trump]

But I want to personally congratulate CNN's Caitlin Collins on receiving her award was all about me. It's a fake. She shouldn't get the award. It was a fake, but I didn't mind. I said, caitlin, congratulations. But it was fake. There's no question about it. But she's a young, attractive woman. She never smiles. I said, caitlin, do you ever smile? Smile. You have a nice position. You're at CNN fake news. You should be a happy person. So smile, Caitlin. Just smile. But we attack. And I thought Caitlin had really made it big with a major new sponsorship. But then I informed her that it wasn't her on the Bud Light can. It was Dylan Mulvaney. And Dylan Mulvaney cost Bud Light $35 billion in market cap. That was the worst commercial ever made, by the way, for those few people that want to hear that, most people don't care. But I would. I wouldn't want to hire Dylan anytime soon.

[Dan Bongino]

Oh, my goodness. You know, and there are people, oh,

[Sean Farish]

Donald Trump is picking on a woman. No. He's such a massage. Shut up.

[Dan Bongino]

Shut up, all of you.

[Sean Farish]

Take a. Zip the lip, ok? These people have called him Hitler.

[Dan Bongino]

They've accused him of being a rapist. They have said the.

[Sean Farish]

The most vile things. Well, he deserves it. No, he doesn't. He's a human being, just like you. And you know what? You can only the guy.

[Dan Bongino]

First of all, this guy's from Queens, New York. You're not going to mess with this guy for a long time without him punching back. That's number one. All right, Number two, it's funny.

[Sean Farish]

Caitlyn Collins looks like Dylan Mulvaney. You can't. You can't dispute it. It's not one of those things that's up for debate. Caitlyn Collins resembles Dylan Mulvaney very closely.

[Dan Bongino]

I think he posted on Truth Social yesterday the Mulvaney thing where she's holding the Beer. And, and.

[Brennan]

And.

[Dan Bongino]

But Kaitlan Collins face instead of Dylan Mulvaney.

[Guest/Caller]

It's.

[Sean Farish]

I guess it's pretty close.

[Dan Bongino]

I scrolled through it a couple times thinking it was actually. That it was actually Mulvaney.

[Sean Farish]

It's great.

[Dan Bongino]

I mean, if there's a group of people that deserves to be clowned endlessly and shamed endlessly like that, it's the mainstream media. This group fell for the Russian hoax.

[Sean Farish]

Or maybe they didn't fall for it,

[Dan Bongino]

like, because that sounds like they're innocent.

[Sean Farish]

A lot of them were willing participants

[Dan Bongino]

in the Russia hoax and then like

[Sean Farish]

a gajillion hoaxes after that.

[Dan Bongino]

And gajillion's not even a real number,

[Sean Farish]

but they fell for it.

[Additional Guest]

They.

[Sean Farish]

They pushed it. They were willing participants in it. Okay, think

[Dan Bongino]

Russia hoax.

[Sean Farish]

Let's go down.

[Dan Bongino]

Let's go down a list of our. I'm going to use the live chat here. Let's go down on some of our favorite hoaxes. Let's go down a list of some of our favorite hoaxes that the mainstream media pushed. The Russia hoax, the Fine People hoax was good.

[Sean Farish]

Very.

[Dan Bongino]

Where's my Trump head?

[Brennan]

Very Fine people on both sides, right? Except the white nationalists, the neo Nazis and the white supremacists. We don't want to deal with that.

[Sean Farish]

I say. He said, like, he condemns them totally,

[Brennan]

right?

[Sean Farish]

So, like, so the Fine People hoax, the Russia hoax.

[Dan Bongino]

What else we got? I'm watching the. Watching the chat. Looking, looking. It's moving really quick on my Suckers and Losers. That's right. The Atlantic. Remember Suckers and Losers. He said that Donald Trump called veterans suckers and losers. That never happened. What else?

[Sean Farish]

Masks work. Fiery, but mostly peaceful. That was a good one. That was a great one.

[Dan Bongino]

Remember CNN action shot again. Instead of being in front of the reflecting pool with a cup full of algae, they were standing in front of an autozone on fire.

[Sean Farish]

We are here. It's a fiery, but it's emotionally peaceful. The autozone is burning down behind you. Who are you fooling, by the way? Go in front of a building that's

[Dan Bongino]

not burning down and push the fiery but mostly peaceful narrative. Dumb. Russia, Russia, Russia. Y2K. That's a throwback. I'm still. I'm still Charlottesville. That's the Fine People hoax. Stormy Daniels. January 6th. Safe and effective. Yeah, I like that one. Remember the Bloodbath hoax? The Bloodbath hoax.

[Sean Farish]

Donald Trump is calling for blood in the streets.

[Dan Bongino]

Donald Trump said there would be an economic bloodbath if he didn't win the Election.

[Sean Farish]

He's calling for blood in the streets.

[Dan Bongino]

Wrong baskets of deplorables. That wasn't necessarily a hoax. The border is secure. Good one. Pee pee tape. That's the Russia hoax, right? That's the.

[Sean Farish]

Oh, drink bleach, Lady Mustang.

[Dan Bongino]

In the chat. I'm reading this here. Lady Mustang, beautiful person. We love that.

[Sean Farish]

Drink bleach. Donald Trump never said to drink bleach.

[Dan Bongino]

And they were like, he's accusing people. He's. He's.

[Sean Farish]

He's telling people to drink bleach to cure. Covid never said that.

[Dan Bongino]

He was talking about a promising treatment, though, where they actually inject uv, like ultraviolet, because, you know, sunlight is the greatest disinfectants. The cliche, but it's true.

[Brennan]

And it.

[Dan Bongino]

And it clears viruses and bacteria from your body. But he said disinfectant, so they thought, you know, chug Lysol. Remember the lady who killed her husband with the fish tank cleaner? He's talking about hydroxychloroquine. So she fed him chloroquine phosphate.

[Sean Farish]

Well, Donald Trump said. Donald Trump never said to drink phosphate fish tank cleaner. And then it says the best part,

[Dan Bongino]

I looked up the. The item that she fed him on the bottle.

[Sean Farish]

It says, not for human consumption. So what did she do?

[Dan Bongino]

She fed it to her husband because

[Sean Farish]

she wanted to kill him. And she blamed Trump.

[Dan Bongino]

Okay. Epstein's a good one.

[Brennan]

Yep.

[Sean Farish]

That's a hoax.

[Dan Bongino]

Not that nothing happened with Epstein, but that Donald Trump was somehow involved. Trump grabbed the steering wheel. That was a good. I am not going to say that name, though, because that's just a crazy name. Yeah, but Trump grabbed the. The steering wheel. Yeah, that's funny. Ukraine. Ukraine. Quid pro quo. That was a good one. That was a really good one. Oh, my gosh. Look at all these hoaxes. Covington High School. I forgot about Covington High School. Yeah. Nick Sandman. That's right. That's right. Laptop faked his assassination. There it is. And then, of course, dragon aura says, Sean Ferris, you rock.

[Sean Farish]

I appreciate you.

[Dan Bongino]

Thank you. Thank you so much. All right. Eating the cats and dogs. Tylenol and S Hole country. Yes. Yeah, look at. I.

[Brennan]

Look at.

[Dan Bongino]

I forgot about the Tylenol hoax. All right, all right, let's move on to another clip from the White House correspondence dinner. We kind of lost the plot, but the chat's on fire today, so thank you so much. 35,000 people here right now. Beautiful people, everybody.

[Sean Farish]

Take this link, share it on your social medias right now. You got to do it. If you don't do it.

[Brennan]

We're going to deport you.

[Dan Bongino]

You're getting deported.

[Brennan]

You're going to go to a third world country to send you to Haiti. Right? With all the tps, we're going to talk about them. I'm going to send you to Haiti. We don't want. You don't want to do that. We don't want to do that.

[Dan Bongino]

Thank you so much for being here, everybody. Thank you so much for being here. All right, let's move on to the next one. We kind of got a little lost here.

[Sean Farish]

It was called the weave.

[Dan Bongino]

Let's weave right back. Here's Trump.

[Sean Farish]

By the way, who is one of

[Dan Bongino]

Donald Trump's least favorite senators right now?

[Sean Farish]

Shifty Schiff. Right? Shifty.

[Dan Bongino]

Adam Schiff.

[Sean Farish]

Remember when I left him a voicemail?

[Dan Bongino]

I can't believe I actually did that.

[Sean Farish]

I left him.

[Dan Bongino]

You go on my YouTube channel, YouTube.com. i don't know what the thing is. Just search Sean Farish, Adam Schiff. You'll probably find it. All right. I left him a voicemail as Trump after he got censured, but I recorded it and posted it immediately because if I didn't and he fell for it, it could have actually got Donald Trump in trouble.

[Brennan]

I said, you're a watermelon head. You're a pencil neck. You're a nasty person.

[Dan Bongino]

So here's Adam Schiff. Donald Trump actually clowning Adam Schiff at the White House. Correspondents didn't. Let's roll this one. This is a great one. We got Trump and Schiff. It's. He's, he clowns all over Pennsylvania, Watermelon

[Donald Trump]

to have a comedian. So they considered using Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon. These guys, they, they're terrible. They're terrible. Stephen Colbert. These are people without talent. They get a lot. They have talent. You know who has talent? Their agent getting them the mount the money they get. They have no talent. But they are not comedians. They're not funny people. They're angry people. They're sick people. But the association really put on a big show and they have somebody very special. I look forward to seeing them. And so they thought about going with a professional clown for entertainment. But Adam Shifty Schiff was not available. You know, he's known. I called him. I hate some people. You know, I shouldn't say this. I'm president. I'm not supposed to hate him. Supposed to love everybody. But he's a terrible person. He's a liar. And I called him watermelon head because he has the largest head. I've ever seen with the smallest neck, pencil neck.

[Dan Bongino]

How does that big, fat, ugly head

[Donald Trump]

stand on a little pencil, Pencil.

[Brennan]

Pencil neck.

[Donald Trump]

And then I'm told that even Rosie o' Donnell reached out from Ireland. She really wanted to be here in order to honor me. She loves me very much. And she was desperate to come back to the United States and pay her respect to Donald J. Trump. But that didn't work out, unfortunately, because nobody wanted her to come back.

[Brennan]

By the way, I talked to the President, the Prime Minister of Ireland. I said, if you send Rosie back, we're going to tariff you 5,000% per pound.

[Sean Farish]

That's a lot.

[Brennan]

You don't want to deal with that. That's a lot. But he said to me, sir, you have to take Rosie back. Sir, she's eating us at a house and home. She's causing another potato famine. Sir, you have to take Rosie back. And he said, we're going to send her back. I said, you can't do that. If you do that, we're hitting you with tariffs the likes of which nobody's 5,000% per pound. The likes of which nobody's ever seen before.

[Dan Bongino]

I love this Adam Schiff stuff. I love making fun of. He does have a big head. Have you seen that head?

[Brennan]

It's a.

[Dan Bongino]

It is a watermelon. Quite literally. A watermelon propped up on a pencil. It's great. This is a pen, by the way, not an actual bullet. So don't want to get mad. Brennan got me this years ago.

[Sean Farish]

It's cool.

[Dan Bongino]

It says we the people on it. It's pretty cool. All right, last but not least, Donald Trump trolls. Donald Trump trolls about the 2028 election.

[Brennan]

All right?

[Dan Bongino]

He trolled about it. He's got his Trump 2028 hat. I have one as well. After this cut, I want you to think in the live chat, use your noggins, okay?

[Sean Farish]

Give me some fin.

[Dan Bongino]

Noggin, right? Use the noggins. Use those noodles. And some of, you know, if you know, you know. And if you don't know, then you know. No, maybe, you know, maybe you don't know. I don't know. Am I doing good? Maybe I'll fill in for Candace next. I'm only kidding. I don't want to do that. Although that's easier because then you could just make stuff up and not actually have to do real prep. You could just make things up.

[Sean Farish]

Egyptian planes.

[Dan Bongino]

You could just make things up. Think of what the loophole is that Donald Trump is going to use to run in 2028. And while you think of that, enjoy Donald Trump trolling the media. Listen to how quiet the room gets when he says I'm going to run for. It's quiet because they think he's so they don't understand, think he's a dictator. He's a king. Let's roll this. Donald Trump. Trump 2028 from the White House Correspondents Dinner.

[Donald Trump]

We are all doing good together. That's why tonight, to show just how much I care about the press and I want to save your ratings. I'm pleased to announce my intention to, and this is somewhat of a scoop, my intention to run for a fourth term as President of the United States. I will be doing that. I will be having an official. In fact, I think I have. I won three times now. I'm going to do it again. Thank you. I'm going to do it. Should be easy. I'm getting very good at running for president now. I won three times, did very well the second time, by the way. It's a rigged election, but we don't have to talk about, about it. You know, it's interesting when you come back and you do a good job like we did and you don't care about it so much, but we do have to tighten up these elections because they really are in seriously bad shape.

[Sean Farish]

But there is motleys all over the chat right now. Motleys everywhere. And I see some people who know the loophole. It's the best loophole. Look at all these motleys.

[Dan Bongino]

There's motleys all over the place.

[Sean Farish]

All over. And I see some people saying it. The loophole that Donald Trump. Look how fast this chat is moving. As out of control. How is that even possible? Look at it. That's out of control. Okay? I saw some people before this avalanche took place. Holy smokes.

[Dan Bongino]

Saying Donna J. Trump. Yes, that is the loophole. I folks, I, I self praise stinks, as Dan says. But I am a genius. I found the best. This is insanity. I can't even, I'm gonna, I'm gonna like literally have a seizure staring at this psych.

[Sean Farish]

Out of control.

[Dan Bongino]

Donna J. Trump, my fellow Americans, it is. I made a video of this. I'm going to remix it here.

[Brennan]

My fellow Americans, it is my complete, total honor to announce that I'm giving my endorsement to a highly respected woman who's going to be running for president in 2028.

[Dan Bongino]

Her name is Donna Juliet Trump.

[Brennan]

Donna, she's tremendous, I have to say that. And she's a fantastic woman. She has long flowing hair and you know, they said, beautiful. What is the word? A lot of people call them gazungas, right? They say, sir, I said, it's ma', am. You're not supposed to do that.

[Dan Bongino]

I am transitioning to Donna and running

[Brennan]

for president in 2028. Because if you call me Donald, it's called dead naming. You can't do that.

[Dan Bongino]

Is that not brilliant?

[Sean Farish]

He should try it. Why not at the end of his

[Dan Bongino]

term, Maybe not now, but like towards the end of his term. Try it. Right. And because if. Because the point is not to actually take it seriously.

[Sean Farish]

The point is to show everyone how ridiculous it is. No, you can't just identify as a woman and now you're a new person.

[Dan Bongino]

Donna, we love Donna.

[Brennan]

Donna's a beautiful woman. She's fantastic. She got a Brazilian butt lift. It's incredible. She's a fantastic person. She's smart, she's talented, she's highly respected. She sounds like me, but she looks a little different. She wears beautiful red MAGA. Red, ruby red lipstick. Donna Trump, 2028. She's going to do a fantastic job, and she has my complete and total endorsement. They say to me, sir, you can't say that. It's ma'. Am. You have to use my preferred pronouns. Madam President are my preferred pronouns.

[Sean Farish]

Donna Trump, who.

[Dan Bongino]

Who on the left is going to argue with that?

[Sean Farish]

He's making a mockery. You're a mockery. This whole thing is a mockery. So a guy can pretend he's a girl and go swim in a. In a swimming pool and steal the championship away from women, but Donald Trump can't identify as Donna and run for another term. Why not? You're telling me it's a brand new identity? It's a brand new person. I'm just playing by your rules.

[Dan Bongino]

Unless, of course, your rules are BS and we. They're not real, and you're just using it for, you know, power and attempt to, you know, mobilize voters.

[Sean Farish]

Is that what it is?

[Brennan]

Maybe.

[Dan Bongino]

Maybe.

[Brennan]

All right. Holy cow.

[Dan Bongino]

You're the first female transgender president.

[Sean Farish]

Donna.

[Dan Bongino]

Donna Juliet Trump. I'm all about it, you know. Yeah, she's a beautiful person. She's.

[Brennan]

They call her. They say, ma', am, you're a smoke show. Ma', am,

[Dan Bongino]

you're a 10.

[Brennan]

You're an 11 when you think about it. Unbelievable.

[Dan Bongino]

Donna, we love Donna.

[Sean Farish]

All right.

[Dan Bongino]

I posted it on my X account yesterday just to have some fun, because the 2028 thing was in. Was in the. Was in the news, so I had to. Had to play around with It. All right, let's take a quick break. We got to get to a quick word from our friends over at Super Sure.

[Brennan]

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[Additional Guest]

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[Brennan]

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[Dan Bongino]

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[Brennan]

Yeah.

[Dan Bongino]

Then nothing is happening file.

[Sean Farish]

All right, so I don't know where

[Dan Bongino]

this one came from. There's been this thought that, like, there's no mass deportations happening. And I guess it's because we're in this, like, microwave your steak generation, where if it doesn't happen right now, it's not happening. Right. It's like, you wouldn't microwave your steak just to cook your steak faster, right? You want to go low and slow. I made a roast beef last night, the likes of which you would not believe it's so good. The meat was melting like butter.

[Brennan]

So good.

[Dan Bongino]

But I cooked it low and slow. You don't microwave your steak. You, you cook it. You use your, you know, you put a little time into it, your due diligence. Just because your steak's not done fast doesn't mean you're not going to eventually eat it. But this whole idea like, oh, there's no mass deportations happening, well, that's, that's not true. Okay, Mark Wayne Mullen, you love them, hate them, some people don't like them, whatever. I have my issues with some of the things that he said and some of the reactions. That's fine. But according to Mark Wayne Mullen, up Until this point, 900,000, this is what the Department of Homeland Security have put out. 900,000 involuntary deportations have taken place.

[Sean Farish]

You go, that's not enough.

[Dan Bongino]

I know, because there's like 40 million of them in the country. On the high side, although I saw somebody being sensational online go, there's 96 million. It's like, why does the number keep going up? It's because they keep that. We keep doing the deportations and you keep shifting the goalposts.

[Donald Trump]

It's not enough.

[Dan Bongino]

I want them all out. Trust me, I'm with you. It's, it's one of the biggest problems facing our country. And it's, it's the source of a lot of the issues, source of a lot of crime, source of affordability issues. You know, you have, when you add 30, 40 million people, even if you go low side, 10 to 20 million people to the demand side of the supply demand equation, you're going to see costs rise. It's, that's just, you know, it's economics 101, supply and demand. The more demand, the higher the cost. The less demand and greater supply, the lower the cost. Right. So 900,000 involuntary deportations, these are the people that ICE, you know, they apprehended, they stuck them in the Trump A poll and they flung them across the border. Involuntary deportations, then you have the voluntary deportations. They go, those don't count.

[Sean Farish]

Why don't those count?

[Dan Bongino]

They're not here. It's over 3 million. So if you're saying we're over 3 million voluntary deportations, that is self deportations and 900,000 involuntary deportations. Right.

[Sean Farish]

TRUMP A poll, that's almost 4 million people. Are you going to tell me that's not a lot of people? Are you going to tell me?

[Dan Bongino]

Are you going to tell me that that's Nothing.

[Sean Farish]

Now granted, I know we have like 10x that amount, 40 million. But 4 million people not being in

[Dan Bongino]

the country anymore after a year and

[Sean Farish]

a half is pretty good. Okay, that's, that's a lot of people.

[Dan Bongino]

Is it enough? No. Should we stop there?

[Sean Farish]

No, but is it nothing also? No, but one of the big ones

[Dan Bongino]

was that Supreme Court ruling a couple weeks ago where ice. I'm sorry, not ice. Where. Temporary protected status for those Haitians. Right. It was ruled that it could be, you know, revoked and they, it was revoked and now they're all, you know, in, in the country illegally.

[Sean Farish]

And everyone was upset that like 300,000 people didn't get deported overnight. First of all, how do you plan on getting rid of 300,000 people overnight

[Dan Bongino]

when you're already spread thin as it is?

[Sean Farish]

But folks, you got to understand these things take time.

[Dan Bongino]

There is a process to follow.

[Sean Farish]

And so just because it didn't happen within the first 90 minutes of the Supreme Court ruling doesn't mean it's not going to happen at all. So here we go.

[Dan Bongino]

On Red state, Jennifer Oliver o'.

[Sean Farish]

Connell.

[Dan Bongino]

ICE mounts operation to remove TPS Haitians

[Sean Farish]

from the United States. And now you're going to see everybody who was bitching and moaning, oh, now they're going to let the Haitians stay. They're going to pretend like they never said that.

[Dan Bongino]

It's like Alex Jones and one of his, you know, quote unquote friends.

[Sean Farish]

April 2, 2022. We got information that Catch Patel is going to be fired today.

[Dan Bongino]

High level sources, we all know who that high level source was.

[Brennan]

I call him the glory hole gangster. He's a nasty person.

[Additional Guest]

Where?

[Sean Farish]

I don't know. It's July 27th. I don't know where we are. We're like 120 today's since they said

[Dan Bongino]

that Cash Patel was being fired today.

[Sean Farish]

Still not fired. Anyone want to hold them accountable?

[Dan Bongino]

By the way, I know that Alex Jones used to sell a lot of supplements. If you bought supplements from an obese guy you had, that's a, that's an issue in and of itself. It's not working for him. It ain't going to work for you. Monday marks the termination of temporary protected status.

[Sean Farish]

That's today. Happy termination day. So everybody who was hyperventilating over the

[Dan Bongino]

fact that TPS recipients weren't being deported

[Sean Farish]

didn't even know that their status wasn't revoked yet. It's officially revoked today.

[Dan Bongino]

Monday marks determination of TPS status for Haitians and Syrians. Reports from Fox News and CBS News indicate Immigration and Customs Enforcement has formulated plans for focused operation to ensure the removal of TPS Haitians from the interior. Areas of public of particular focus include Indiana, South Florida, and of course, Ohio. Ohio. Springfield, Ohio is where the cats and dogs.

[Brennan]

We love the cats and dogs. We love cats. We love dogs. They were eating them. You're not supposed to do that. We don't want to see them do that.

[Dan Bongino]

U.S. immigration and Customs Enforcement plans to dramatically ramp up operations to locate and arrest Haitian nationals whose TPS status is expected to end imminently. Multiple federal sources told Fox News the expanded operation is expected to begin as soon as this week.

[Sean Farish]

But.

[Dan Bongino]

But I was told nothing. Nothing was happening because in June the Supreme Court issued its decision in Mullen vs Doe, holding that most non constitutional, I. E. Statutory challenges to TPS terminations cannot even be heard by federal courts. So they made the ruling in June. The TPS status doesn't actually expire until today. So you couldn't get rid of them up until now. Now their TPS status is gone. And now you know that.

[Sean Farish]

Now we learn that ICE is going after them. Are any of the people who are saying, no, the Haitians are going to be able to stay. Are any of those people going to

[Dan Bongino]

come back and say, whoops, I read that one wrong? Of course not. They're going to pivot and go to the next thing to whine about.

[Sean Farish]

You ever notice, by the way, that

[Dan Bongino]

these whiners, all they focus on is negativity? Not one of them has focused on stopping the communist spread in the United States.

[Sean Farish]

Not one.

[Dan Bongino]

I don't see any of the cultists and I don't know what's going on with Candace Owens right now. And these people, they now are demanding to know the location of where Charlie

[Sean Farish]

Kirk is buried as if they have the right to that information. Do you understand that you don't have the right to that information? Yes, we do. He was a public figure, but he was a private citizen. You have no like the level of entitlement. That's why I say they're leftist. The level of entitlement you must have

[Dan Bongino]

to demand that you know where his body is buried.

[Sean Farish]

As if some of you insane maniacs wouldn't dig the body up because you're in pursuit of evidence. You know it. I actually had one of these guys on X. Oh, the body is evidence, which means you would dig it up. Wackos. It's nobody's right but the family to

[Dan Bongino]

know where that body is buried. By the way, Dale Earnhardt, the great race car driver his body is buried in a private location. Well, it's on his family estate in Mooresville.

[Sean Farish]

Well, that's just what you've been told.

[Dan Bongino]

So you believe the official narrative, you see.

[Sean Farish]

Oh, I can play the same game,

[Dan Bongino]

too, and I'll play it better than you. I haven't even started to play the game better than they have. I had these guys.

[Sean Farish]

Dale Earnhardt wasn't assassinated. Oh, oh, that's what you believe? You must be.

[Dan Bongino]

You must be regurgitating fed slop if you believe the official Dale Earnhardt narrative.

[Sean Farish]

You see how I can play the

[Dan Bongino]

same dumb game as them?

[Sean Farish]

You don't have the right to know

[Dan Bongino]

where Charlie Kirk's body is buried.

[Sean Farish]

Yeah, sure, you have the right to ask the question, but you don't have

[Dan Bongino]

the right to demand the information.

[Sean Farish]

And that's what you people are doing. That family shouldn't tell anybody where that

[Dan Bongino]

body is buried because you know what the left is going to do?

[Sean Farish]

They're going to defile the grave site. The whole idea is to rest in peace.

[Dan Bongino]

It's impossible if maniacs know where the body is.

[Sean Farish]

So the nothing is happening crowd swaying.

[Dan Bongino]

And a miss right here on the TPS Haitians situation. All right, on to the next one. Because deportation is a. And immigration is an issue that I care. Look at this guy's hair, by the way, this Breitbart article 260. Criminal aliens arrested in Houston in the

[Sean Farish]

first half of July.

[Dan Bongino]

Houston, Texas.

[Brennan]

Everything's bigger in Texas except Chris Christie. You can't get bigger than he already is. I call him a gastronomy. You look at him, somebody threw a tomato at him, is still going around in orbit.

[Dan Bongino]

It's Brennan's favorite one, the tomatoes. He goes, I love the tomatoes.

[Brennan]

They threw a tomato at him. It's. He has a moon now. You look at him, he has a moon.

[Dan Bongino]

Houston, Texas. Amidst the turmoil surrounding the shooting of a Mexican national in Houston earlier this month, officers of ice.

[Sean Farish]

Ice Baby.

[Dan Bongino]

Immigration Customs Enforcement and Removal Operations,

[Brennan]

their

[Dan Bongino]

branch continues to arrest and remove criminal aliens from the streets of the Bayou city, Houston. From July 1st through 15th, ERO officers arrested nearly 260 criminal aliens. Now, mind you, when they say criminal aliens, they're talking about illegal aliens who have committed more than just the crime of entering the country illegally. 8 U.S. code Section 1325, Improper Entry by alien. Because in my view and in the eyes of the law, if you entered the country illegally, 8 U.S. code Section 1325, you're already a criminal. The very first thing you've done, breaking and Entering into the country is a crime. It's a misdemeanor. It's a felony if you do it twice. After being removed, ICE officials revealed to Breitbart, Texas that Houston ERO officers arrested 259 criminal aliens in the Houston metropolitan area during the first two weeks of July. Here we go. We'll go through a list of some names, shall we? Those arrested included dangerous gang members, including members of Ms. 13, Serenos, 13. Tango Blast. Tango Blast. That sounds like fun. Sounds like an ice cream flavor.

[Sean Farish]

Tango blast.

[Dan Bongino]

Paisas. Southwest cholos.

[Interviewer/Host]

That's.

[Dan Bongino]

That's your song. Lean right. Southwest cholos. I wonder if they lean like a cholo.

[Guest/Caller]

Oh, I love leaning like a cholo.

[Dan Bongino]

Brown Pride locos. This is the. Remember the milks.

[Sean Farish]

Remember that

[Dan Bongino]

leches?

[Brennan]

Yeah.

[Dan Bongino]

Mara, 18, and the tiny boys gang called the tiny.

[Brennan]

Okay.

[Dan Bongino]

Officials noted the 259 criminal aliens entered the U. S. Illegally a total of 535 times. As a group, they had a combined

[Sean Farish]

total of 642 arrests.

[Dan Bongino]

These include more than 400 offenses that either harmed Americans residents or endangered public safety. ICE officials told Breitbart that the 642 criminal convictions included charges of 11 total sex offender offenses, four child sex offenses, 70 aggravated assault, assault or battery convictions, not accusations convictions 77 burglary, robbery or theft convictions, 11 drug trafficking convictions, one kidnapping conviction, three sex trafficking convictions, 10 hit and run convictions, 20 convictions for weapons related offenses. Where's the Left? Gun control. 56 convictions for resisting arrest, fleeing from law enforcement, escape or obstructing law enforcement, 5 making terroristic threats convictions.

[Sean Farish]

130 DWI convictions, including 6 hit and

[Dan Bongino]

run DWIs, 3 aliens convicted of 4 DWIs, 7 aliens convicted of 3, 3 DWIs, 12 aliens convicted of 2 DWIs, 10 trespassing convicted convictions, 11 alien smuggling convictions, 13 domestic violence convictions, 19 forgery and fraud convictions, and 41 possession of a controlled substance convictions. Those are the.

[Sean Farish]

All of that was 260 people. 260 people were responsible for all of

[Dan Bongino]

what I just read to you.

[Sean Farish]

How on earth do you think that keeping those folks in our country makes our country safer? And it's the truth. That's how the democrats think. Tim Walls last week or two weeks

[Dan Bongino]

ago came out and there was that

[Sean Farish]

child sex offender that he pardoned to try and shield him from deportation. By the way, who's protecting pedophiles again, you literally pardoned a child sex offender

[Dan Bongino]

because he's an illegal alien. He didn't want him deported and he

[Sean Farish]

Said, well, I don't know how getting

[Dan Bongino]

rid of him makes our community safer.

[Sean Farish]

He's a child sex offender

[Donald Trump]

now.

[Sean Farish]

He's no longer in your. In your state. By default, it's an addition by subtraction. Your state is now safer because that monster is not there anymore.

[Dan Bongino]

All those crimes I just led, I read to you.

[Sean Farish]

260 people were responsible for all of that. And there are people. No ice. Abolish ice. Abolish ice.

[Dan Bongino]

No, we're not going to abolish ice. Sorry, we're not going to do that. All right. Speaking of abolishing ice, I'm going to skip the Bernie and the Platinum stuff because the. Because the Bernie and the Platner stuff is. It's not really too relevant.

[Guest/Caller]

Winky's going to be sad.

[Dan Bongino]

Well, I mean, I'll give her a little Bernie. We got to calibrate my Bernie oligarchy.

[Sean Farish]

Oligarchy. I do not regret endorsing Graham Platner even though he has a Nazi tattoo. I don't have a Nazi tattoo. I do have three houses. Remember, he used to campaign against the millionaires and billionaires.

[Dan Bongino]

Now he's a millionaire.

[Sean Farish]

Now it's the billionaires and trillionaires. When he becomes a billionaire, the trillionaires and the quadrillionaires. It is not a problem to have three houses. It is only a problem if you have four.

[Dan Bongino]

Then he's going to have his fourth house and it's going to be five. You know, he moves the goalpost. So I'm not going to go through the Bernie and the platinum stuff, but I mentioned abolishing ice, and I want to put a bow on this, round it all off and show you exactly what we are fighting against. It's one thing to highlight the issues, highlight the quote, unquote detractors on our side. They're not on our side. The doomers, the black pillars, the candy cultists, the, you know, the podcast to Stand crew, all of that. These people who hate Jews, it's their, it's their whole identity is hating Jews. I made, I kid you not. The Donna post I made yesterday.

[Sean Farish]

I had somebody, yeah, you're a shill for Israel. It has nothing to do with Israel. You're a shill for Israel. I said, you're a national embarrassment.

[Dan Bongino]

Your parents are probably siblings and they don't. And then I put in parentheses and said, I'm implying that you're a product of incest. Just so you know. And as Dan loves to say, they, you know, your parents don't Admit they have any living children they're ashamed of. These people will bring it up no matter what it is. They're the real Israel. First is the first thing they ever bring up. Like, look at Massey, by the way. In May. In May, in Kentucky. Oh, the Jews rigged the election. No, they didn't. You campaigned about a foreign country instead of campaigning about the issues that matter to your district, dummy. Where was he, stupid?

[Sean Farish]

You think the people in Kentucky's, what

[Dan Bongino]

is it, Kentucky's 4th congressional district care about Netanyahu?

[Sean Farish]

They care about what you're going to do for them. Talk about them. Don't talk about another country.

[Dan Bongino]

Anyway, I don't want to get down that road. I want to play this cut from the DSA chair she was on. I think it's with Shannon Bream on Fox News, folks. They're open about it.

[Sean Farish]

Last time I did a fill in, I remember Justin kept playing this cut.

[Dan Bongino]

I mean, our goal is liberation.

[Sean Farish]

Our goal is communist. Our goal is that they're open about it. They're not hiding it anymore. Listen to the Democrat Socialists of America party platform.

[Dan Bongino]

And before anyone tells me, well, that's not representative of all Democrats. Yes, it is. There is no such thing as a moderate Democrat anymore. I don't want to hear from one of you guys and gals in Michigan or Wisconsin or, you know, North Carolina or Georgia.

[Sean Farish]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Dan Bongino]

The guy I'm voting for is a moderate. Moderate Democrats are hostages, okay? They are passengers. They are not drivers of the party. They are hostages. They are along for the ride. They're just hoping they don't get taken out next. Look at what they did to Dan Goldman. Dan Goldman was one of the leading drivers of the Trump impeachment hoaxes.

[Sean Farish]

They got him out. They primaried him out because he's Jewish and supports Israel or, I don't know, wasn't anti Israel enough. You've got lunatics like Dariel Issa Avila Chevalier who says the United States deserved 9 11. And there are no mainstream Democrats calling this out. They are hostages.

[Dan Bongino]

Some of them have Stockholm syndrome. That's the same thing. You know, when you love your captor. By the way, that describes these fans of podcastistan. No, like perfect.

[Sean Farish]

We think for ourselves, really. It seems like you think.

[Dan Bongino]

However, Candace and Tucker Carlson tell you how to think. You don't think for yourself. You wait for marching orders from your queen bee. You don't realize this, but you're a slave and you love your captor.

[Sean Farish]

What have they done for you?

[Dan Bongino]

What have they done for You Nothing. What have these socialists done for you? Where's the results from Hamdani's? New York City?

[Sean Farish]

They're not there. We deliver results. No, you don't.

[Dan Bongino]

I want to run this cut because I've only teased it for the last hour of the Democrat Socialists of America chair on Fox News laying out the

[Sean Farish]

party platform for all of you to see. This. This is cut and dry.

[Dan Bongino]

This is no longer us having to decode, you know, lines of text on Black Lives Matter website.

[Sean Farish]

Well, this could be parallel to marks.

[Dan Bongino]

This is open, honest, definitive. Exactly what they stand for. Let's play it.

[Interviewer/Host]

We're going to put up on the screen a few of the things that are part of your platform. And I want to ask you, just give me sort of a true or false on these. Abolish the Senate.

[Donald Trump]

True.

[Interviewer/Host]

Okay. Replace the pro presidency and Supreme Court as we now know them.

[Guest/Caller]

Yep.

[Interviewer/Host]

Abolish ice. Absolutely. Abolish borders and give amnesty to anyone currently in the US illegally as a long term plan. Yep. Defund the Pentagon. Absolutely. Abolish prisons, at least in large part.

[Guest/Caller]

Yeah.

[Brennan]

Again, that.

[Interviewer/Host]

As of a long term program.

[Guest/Caller]

Yeah.

[Interviewer/Host]

Okay. So no prisons. Government or public ownership of most large corporations.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Sean Farish]

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[Dan Bongino]

Abolish prisons.

[Interviewer/Host]

Yeah.

[Dan Bongino]

What do you do with the criminals? Abolish borders. Yeah, yeah, definitely.

[Brennan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dan Bongino]

Defund the Pentagon.

[Sean Farish]

Yeah, yeah, we're definitely doing that.

[Dan Bongino]

It's not like, you know, China, Russia, North Korea, they're pointing nukes at us. But let's abolish the Pentagon.

[Brennan]

You know, the,

[Dan Bongino]

the group that's going to defend our homeland.

[Brennan]

Yeah.

[Sean Farish]

Abolish the presidency. Oh, okay.

[Dan Bongino]

I guess then AOC is not going to run for president since we're abolishing the presidency. Guys, guys.

[Brennan]

All right.

[Dan Bongino]

And did you see that? She filled up the screen, that woman. That was a, you know. Oh, oh, oh, oh. She's got Han Solo on her wall at home.

[Sean Farish]

Solo.

[Dan Bongino]

Do you see what we're up against?

[Sean Farish]

Do you see how unapologetic she was like, yeah. Government control of major corporations. Yeah, absolutely.

[Dan Bongino]

I mean, our goal is liberation. Our goal is communism.

[Sean Farish]

And you think there's moderates in the Democratic Party left?

[Dan Bongino]

What do you think James Carville is

[Sean Farish]

going to save you the Ragint Cajun? I don't want none of these socially out of their minds. You think they're going to save you? That's who's in charge. That is who is in charge.

[Dan Bongino]

Where is, where is the DNC Chair Ken Martin saying that's not what we stand for

[Sean Farish]

he's mia. Why?

[Dan Bongino]

Why is he MIA because if he

[Sean Farish]

says that, they'll come for him next.

[Dan Bongino]

Frankenstein, some people call him Frankenstein is out of the lab, guys. Power's out in Jurassic Park. The T. Rex is running wild, and there is no putting that genie back in the bottle. Those are the people who are in charge of the Democrat Party. Don't tell me about moderates.

[Sean Farish]

Don't tell me.

[Dan Bongino]

Oh, well, I'm not voting for that type of Democrat. No matter who you vote for, if there is a D next to that person's name, you are giving Jabba, who was just on your screen. You're giving her more power. You're giving the Democratic Socialists of America more power.

[Sean Farish]

Okay? Period.

[Dan Bongino]

End of story. Every seat that is held by a Democrat is weight behind the snowball of communism rolling down that mountain, heading right for your country. And it's getting bigger and bigger and bigger every time a Democrat gets elected. And in this. In these midterms coming up, it's no different. I want to end with some fun.

[Sean Farish]

You know why?

[Additional Guest]

Because that's the Michigan way.

[Dan Bongino]

I love me some Haley Stevens. She is my favorite person, and I'm not going to vote for Haley Stevens. First of all, I don't live in Michigan, but she is. She is just a bundle of silliness. All right, okay. With the.

[Sean Farish]

Yeah, we're going to do a little bit of joy, a little bit of enthusiasm, a little bit of energy, a little bit of stick to them, because

[Additional Guest]

that's the Michigan way.

[Sean Farish]

That's the Michigan way.

[Dan Bongino]

I mean, of all the. Think of it, the iconic speeches in the.

[Brennan]

United.

[Dan Bongino]

In history. United States, right? Four score.

[Brennan]

Four scored seven years ago. I said, abe, don't go to that play. You don't want to do that. What happened if I was president? 4 scored seven years ago. Gettysburg Address. We did a trans. We did a tremendous job.

[Dan Bongino]

You have John F. Kennedy. We choose to go to the moon.

[Brennan]

Right?

[Dan Bongino]

It's not what you can do for your. It's not what your country could do for you. It's what you can do for your country.

[Sean Farish]

Right?

[Dan Bongino]

You know, Martin Luther King, I had a dream.

[Sean Farish]

All right. It was a great speech.

[Brennan]

Neil Armstrong got along very well with Neil. One small step for man, one huge leap for mankind. I said, neil, you're supposed to say huge. He said, I'm going to say giant. Would have been better if you said

[Dan Bongino]

you all the Herb Brooks miracle. Great moments are born from great opportunities, right? And then you get Haley Stevens and she trumps them all.

[Sean Farish]

We'll do a little bit of joy, a little.

[Dan Bongino]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Let me use my Haley Stevens button. Let me use my hay.

[Additional Guest]

We're gonna do it with a little bit of joy, a little bit of enthusiasm, a little bit of energy, and a little bit of stick it to him. Disaster. Michigan way.

[Dan Bongino]

It's normally my Karen button, but it's now my Haley Stevens.

[Sean Farish]

But she doesn't like when we make

[Dan Bongino]

fun of how she talks. Well, that is too damn bad because you talk funny.

[Sean Farish]

Okay, so just to.

[Dan Bongino]

Just to laugh our way out of. Out of today's show.

[Sean Farish]

Let's roll.

[Dan Bongino]

The latest from Haley Stevens, who I am now convinced is at least 30% chipmunk roll.

[Additional Guest]

It's okay. Some of you have seen. You know, there's those cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kids chatter. Some of them might be the coastal elites making fun of how I talk.

[Dan Bongino]

Not okay.

[Additional Guest]

Not okay, not okay, says my governor. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan.

[Dan Bongino]

No, we're not making fun of Michigan.

[Additional Guest]

They're better than us. And what they don't know is I am your voice. And their jokes and their criticism only makes me fight harder. Christmas, Christmas time is near. Time for joy and time for tears. Right?

[Dan Bongino]

Alvin and the Chipmunks.

[Guest/Caller]

Oh, my gosh.

[Dan Bongino]

That's her. You're telling me.

[Sean Farish]

She starts up. Okay, you're making fun of Michigan.

[Dan Bongino]

No, I'm making fun of Haley Stevens.

[Sean Farish]

Why am I making fun of Haley Stevens?

[Additional Guest]

That's the Michigan way.

[Dan Bongino]

That's why I make it fun. Because you're ridiculous. We represent the Lollipop Guild. All right, on a real note, you saw who was standing to the left of her. That was Jim Clyburn. She's got Clyburn's endorsement. She's got Gretchen Whitmer's endorsement. August 4th is going to be a fascinating primary because you do have the split in the Democrat Party in Michigan. You've got the old guard, the establishment guard, still far left. Jim Clyburn, who, you know, goes by Kingmaker, by the way. I don't know if you know, he. He goes by Kingmaker. He was the reason why Biden won their nomination in 2020. It was Clyburn's endorsement ahead of the. Ahead of Super Tuesday that basically forced the rest of the Democrats to drop out and coalesce behind Joe Biden to steal the nomination from Bernie Sanders.

[Sean Farish]

We'll see how much power he still has.

[Dan Bongino]

Whitmer, I don't. She's not a force in the Democrat Party MC is so you got Clyburn, Whitmer, establishment old guard still far left over over there on the Democrat side for Haley Stevens and then you've got Pocahontas chief spitting bull, right nasty person,

[Sean Farish]

Bernie Sanders, oligarchy and the Democratic Socialists

[Dan Bongino]

of America type Hassan piker etc behind Abdul Al Said. We will see. It's a week from tomorrow. We will see how that primary shakes out. It's going to be very interesting to see and it'll prove I think Al Said is going to win. Our buddy Chase Bose, who's one of the best data analysts in the game, he, he's, he thinks outside is going to win too. So I don't doubt Chase. We'll see.

[Sean Farish]

All right, that's gonna do it for

[Dan Bongino]

today, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much. Bongino army guys and gals. I appreciate you so much for being here. We're gonna be, we're gonna head out and be back here tomorrow morning same time, same place, 10am Eastern time. If you can. Please remember, please Remember, go to rumble.com Sean Follow that page. Bongino.com Sean that's where my all the information for my new show Sean Farish Lot Live is going to be. Please subscribe to the audio podcast. So this is going to be on there. From what I understand, this show is

[Brennan]

going to be on there.

[Dan Bongino]

Should be the first one. So please subscribe to the audio podcast anywhere you get your podcast, Apple Podcast, Spotify. If you use one of those third party apps, just search Sean Farish Live. I also have the links. All those links are posted in the pin post on my X feed. Bongino.com Sean you can get all that information as well. Have a great rest of your Monday. We will see you back here tomorrow morning at 10:00am Eastern Time. As President Trump says, we will never

[Brennan]

give in, we will never give up and we will never ever surrender.

[Dan Bongino]

Thank you.

[Sean Farish]

God bless you, God bless America and

[Brennan]

thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Dan Bongino]

We'll see you tomorrow. Hey there, I'm Vince.

[Interviewer/Host]

I'm Hayley Caradilla, host of Vince, host

[Dan Bongino]

of Scrolling with Haley. You can always catch my show right

[Interviewer/Host]

here, right here on the Bungee to

[Sean Farish]

report live 8am Eastern weekday mornings, weekdays at noon.

[Additional Guest]

If you miss it, no worries.

[Dan Bongino]

The show will always be right here, anywhere you find podcast.

[Interviewer/Host]

Thanks for watching.