Dan Bongino (4:09)
Yes, it does. Yes, it does. You see what happens? This is what happens when you take that boulder at the top of the hill and you push it downhill and trade your potential energy for kinetic energy. What winds up happening is you get run over by it, too. So the Democrats thought it would be a good idea to weaponize the mechanics of government, the state, federal and local level, to target Donald Trump. Now, the attorney general, thankfully, isn't doing that. The attorney general is just enforcing the law. The Democrats, of course, will say this is weaponizing government as they fo. And believe me, they're foing. But we have rules. We have rules. We have a border. That border says you can't enter this country unless you go through that port of entry. If you break those rules, you are here what chat stirs illegally? Yes. You. You are an alien to the country who is here illegally, making you an illegal alien. If you harbor those illegal aliens, do anything to obstruct justice, you may have some civil or potentially criminal liability. You See how the left doesn't like that. The difference is they target us for fake crimes that don't exist. Like fictitious Trump bank fraud cases where there's no actual victim and the bank wants to do more business with Trump and yet we target them for actual crimes they commit where they break the law and they get really upset. Weaponized government. The foing continued. I got way too much foing. Thank you Madam Attorney General. We appreciate it. Right out of the chute getting started. It's not going to stop the foing. Boulders running down the hill right now. Wall Street Journal Judge lifts the freeze on Trump's Buyout plan for federal workers Judge Bongino is right again. What did I, what I, what I tell you guys about the judge stuff and illegal cases? Your boy Dan, right? I'm just little part of this Bongino army. I'm not the general. I don't want to be the general. I'm not interested in that. I'm interested in being one of you. I'm not trying to be anything special, but I'm not going to waste your freakin time. I just told you the other day, don't lose your marbles over these legal cases. The left sues about everything all the time. It's why they love to stack the bench with liberal judges. Happens all the time. I told you, we're going to win some and we're going to lose some. But the bottom line is it's asymmetric warfare and asymmetric benefiting us. For liberals, that means a lack of symmetry, meaning one side is greater than the other. Why? Because the federal government is doing federal government stuff, which they're paid to do. President Trump is paid as the commander in chief and the chief of the executive branch to execute. That's what he's doing. You're paying him. It's no sweat off his back. The left wing organizations suing in every courtroom in America are wasting time and money. Even if they win two out of every hundred cases, we won 98. And Donald Trump is going to be more powerful in the end and be able to finally execute the role of the chief executive. I get it folks. The left pisses a lot of people off with their legal warfare. But there is an upside to it. There is an upside to it. They are going to lose a significant number of these cases and they're going to be iced out from pursuing that same legal avenue again. They're wasting a lot of time, folks. Here it is again too. What is two thumbs. That doesn't waste your time. This guy, Sorry, what? Has no thumbs and always waste your time. I have no thumbs but a big head and I waste your freaking time all the time. Your boys for gazing. I don't waste your time. When the Trump Gaza thing happened, gee, what was it, a week ago now it's like Trump is in like dog years. Don't you right folks? Am I crazy, folks? In the chat, yes or no? But you know, on the case, yes or no? Trump's operating in political dog years, right? He does so much so fast. He does something a week ago, it feels like seven years ago, right? Big shout out there to Fugazi in the chat, the infamous 88 guy. And they lowered flags to half master. Nobody's really talking about it because we're not crazy like you, bro. That's why Trump is operating in political dog years. The Gaza thing was like a week and a half ago. It feels like it was 10 years ago. What did I tell you guys last week? This is not a self celebratory moment. I want you to see how the media, when I say things to you like we are the media now and they follow us. Some people still go, I don't really. Okay, what was the word I used last week when Trump came out and he said, hey, the United States is going to have a role in Gaza and the whole world flipped out and I told you the press is overreacting and they're going to look like buffoons. They're hyperventilating and watch. I said Trump stakes out the maximalist position every single time. He does it as a debating point because he wants people shaken up and he wants people to fix the problem on their own and, and if they can't, Big daddy comes in and does it for him. Look at this. Axios, February 13th. I believe that's today. Although I could be wrong on the day. It's not Friday the 13th, it's Thursday. Masculine maximalism, I'm not telling you like this. Somebody didn't make up the word, but it kind of sounds like something we said a week ago. Let me keep this up for a second. Did we not have this conversation, fellas? Yes, we did. They say Trump and Musk believe powerfully in maximalist action language. That was like the show we did a week and a half ago, right? I mean, using the like exact word and stuff. But notice how typical left wingers at Axios notice how they have to inject a race angle for Gaza. Yes. Let me read on. Trump and Musk believe powerfully in Maximalist action and language carried out by strong but mostly white men as. As blunt, uncompromising instruments to prove new limits both to power and what's possible. Oh, my gosh, Axios. Can you just footnote us, please? Can you just at least provide a link to the show? Just as a courtesy. Just as a courtesy, you know, I'm saying, bro, there's a courtesy. And then what else did we say last week? Why are we doing this segment? We are the media now. He group hug. Group on. Gino, hug. Everybody in the chat here. My phone. Everybody in the chat. See, I'm watching you guys on my phone right now. Everybody in the chat. Group hug. Sometimes I chat go so fast I had to scroll down. I think I missed some stuff. Who said it? John DiSalvo in the chat. We are the media. You're damn right we are. We are the media now. Big ass group hug for everyone. Hug, bro, who just said that? Hug, please. In McGroin. I hope you're pleasing it, please. But yes. And then they note in Axios again, exactly what we said last week, that Trump takes the maximalist position because he plays the media like a fiddle, knowing they will overreact to his maximalist position. Look at this. Axios, a week later. Just footnote us, guys, one time. Maybe an endnote. Both men like to provoke outrage and outrageous responses. That makes Trump and Musk the center of the national conversation and Bates hyperventilating critics into outrageous responses. Anybody know what I call that? The show your theory. Show your what? It's the damn Bongino show your ass theory. Take a maximalist position. You may or may not mean. Watch the media hyperventilate. Watch more media people. Watch the hyperventilation and hyperventilate even more so you don't lose your subscribers and satisfy your crazy audience and keep showing your ass to people which they don't want to see. The media, governments, what would you say? Jordan, Colombia, now the Saudis. Oh, Justin's like other governments. That's such a beautiful segue. It's like he knew what was coming next. What did I tell you? Donald Trump is not going to occupy Gaza with the military. He's implying that because people in the region want to get off their ass and actually fix Gaza, which has been a problem for like 7,000 years and no one wants to do shit. So Donald Trump comes in and goes, hey, we're going to take over Gaza. Everybody goes, oh, my gosh, heads are on fire, people are pissing in their diapers. Everybody goes crazy and Then what comes out a couple of days later? Look at. Oh my gosh, this is insane. Arab states wake up to the fact that that Trump means what he says on Gaza. Look at this, Justin. So nuts. Egypt, guys, has actually launched a diplomatic blitz to corral support for an Arab led initiative to rebuild the Gaza Strip. Show's over, Joe. What's the point of the show? You knew this a week ago. You just heard what's the point? What's the point of the show? What's the point of doing a show? What is this? Oh, look how great. What did I tell you last week? Do you remember the words we used last week? He's trying to get the partners in the region to do something. It's almost like we were in Trump's head because now partners in the region are doing something. It's not blackout today. Today it's just water. I'm too wired up already. I may black out. I may just teeter over on the desk. I had it this morning, man. Seriously, brothers and sisters, you know I love you guys, right? There's gonna be a lot of stuff happening in the coming weeks, okay? Hang with me. I'm never gonna steer you wrong. Do not get baited into the hyperventilating, ridiculous sponsors these left wing media lunatics are. The reason we are the media now is precisely because we don't do that. We make accurate, fact based predictions about what Trump is going to do based on what he's done in the past. We describe his strategy and we are weeks ahead of the game. All right, moving on. Ladies and gentlemen, what's old is new again. Whereas you and I in this army, MAGA army, Spongino army out there, whereas you and I, we have this expression in the Secret service called lift and shift. You know, something changes out of sight, you don't have time to whine about it. Well, the protect, he said he was going to go left and he went right. Well, freaking fix it. It doesn't matter. You can't get him shot in the head because he took a wrong turn. Okay, Lift and shift. The difference with the MAGA crowd is we are very good at adopting to media conspiracy theories and general scumbaggery. We're just good at it. That's why we're the media now. The media is not. The media keeps regurgitating the exact same strategy. And it's the old banging your head on the desk and you know, wondering why your head hurts. Okay? They cannot change. It is impossible. I'm going to prove it to you right now, big, fat, juicy hat tip to the Media Research Center. Kicking ass and taking names, always. You got to follow them news busters. Absolutely amazing group over there. Follow them on X, Facebook and elsewhere. They put together this little one minute compilation, proving to you the media cannot change. They will not change. They will continue to get wrecked. Because for them, what's old is new again. This constitutional crisis thing they're talking about right now with Donald Trump in his first three weeks as the president, you think any of this is new? For those of you listening on audio only, Apple and Spotify, what you're going to hear in the beginning is 2016, 2015, that election cycle, and then you're going to hear later, 2020. And there's a crazy thing about what you're gonna hear. It all sounds the same because it is. Check this out.