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Get ready to hear the truth about America on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host, Dan Bongino. You guys ever see that Rob Snyder comedy bit about dude, the thousand ways or whatever to say dude? You know, as a serial killer around the corner, you're like, dude. Guy says something crazy in front of a bunch of friends. You're like, dude, this news weekend is one of those. Dude, what the hell just happened? I'm gone a couple days. I do an interview on Friday. Get to that in a second. Rumble's going crazy. Partners up with tether. Massive $775 million investment. Free speech is taken off. The parallel economy is getting shoved right up the commies. The Panama Canal. Trump wants to take it back. He's talking about buying Greenland again. Biden pardons a bunch of child killers. This is like, oh. And then finally the media admits, which you've known the entire time, that Joe Biden's cognitively impaired. You're like, no, Sherlock, right? This has been. Now you see why I had to do a Monday show during Christmas week. I can't let this go. I can't let this go. I got a lot to talk about today. A bunch of big cool announcements. Stay tuned. Hey, MyPillow is glad to announce a Christmas extravaganza is finally here. Get the season's flannel sheets for as low as $59.98. They won't last long. Get them while you can. The famous my slippers, which I love. They haven't been on sale for over a year. Regularly priced $119.98. Now only $59.98. Six piece towel sets back in stock, extremely limited quantities only $29.98. With hundreds of Mypillow products, there's something for everyone on your Christmas list. From bathrobes, duvets, quilts, down comforters and so much more. Don't forget the classic collection pillows at wholesale pricing. For a standard MyPillow only $14.88. Queensland 1888. Upgrade to a king for just a dollar. More body pillows for just 2998. Multi use pillows 988. Go to mypillow.com or call 800-637-4982. Be sure to use promo code Dan to save on all the MyPillow products. For example, flannel seats reserves 59 98. Six piece towel sets, 29 98. But that's not all. They're extending their 60 day money back guarantee until 3-1-20, 25. All orders over $75 or more ship absolutely free. Go to mypillow.com or call 800-637-4982 and use promo code Dan. All right, fellas, let's go. This is the Christmas bell. Merry Christmas to everybody. I. This is for me. I mean, I still love. What? What the. Forget. I know. It's a little surprise. It fell off. Okay, so Guy. Guy has a little Christmas surprise for everybody. They taped it to the microphone. This is for all of you listeners out there in the Bongino army. He's got a Christmas fugazi. Of course, his head is typically big enough to support the weight of the hat, but Fugazi says, hey, everyone, Merry Christmas from Frank Fugazi. Frank's like, Christmas is on 12, 25. He's like. And that's four days ahead of eight. Eight. And on a. The four days is four lunar eclipses from a bunch of white supremacist events. So, fugazi, Merry Christmas from Fugazi Fagazi heads. I don't have no hat, Evita. All right. This was the Vita's hat. Oh, this was me. All right. Just for you guys. I usually don't do dorky stuff, but whatever. It's a little Santa for. Is it okay? Am I allowed to be a little dorky for a little bit, maybe? Wait. Maybe put the thing on the other side like this way and lean right a little bit. What do you think? Is that better? Ho ho ho. From the Bongino show. Yeah. Hey, that. I thought that was Evita's thing. Evita is always doing stuff like that. Dressing up for Halloween. Look at his Rumble stock going crazy. By the way, did you miss what happened with Rumble this week? I'm going to get to a little bit later. Massive investment from Tether, a cryptocurrency company out there that I really like. Ladies and gentlemen, we are in amazing shape. The parallel economy is growing. Now, I got to get to some news. Wait, wait. One quick thing, too. I don't mean to be a little scatterbrained beginning of the show, but you guys in the chat, I want to thank you all, the listeners, folks. You guys have made a real difference. The shirts, the cutesy time is over shirt. And all the stuff you guys buy@store.bongino.com. we, the Bongino family, we do not take profits from that. We then we donate them to charity. Of course, there's administrative costs. We got to buy the shirts and stuff, but we. We're going to Announce it later on the radio show today. But for the podcast listeners, before the holiday, Folds of Honor, which is a great charity. Scholarships for the children of men and women heroes who are killed in combat. First responders, $100,000 we're donating to them. Ladies and gentlemen, that is you. That is not me. So thank yourselves. Don't thank me. Merry Christmas. Folds of Honor. Folds of Honor, dawg. If you want to donate, it's an amazing charity. Dan Rooney will be on my radio show later. $50,000 to Samaritan's Purse from the baseball signed Donald Trump baseball sale that's going down today, too. Also, 100,000 in local charities here. That's all thanks to you guys. So from the bottom of my heart in this Christmas season, thank you so very much. So big, huge monster freaking news weekend, apparently. We're taking back the Panama Canal and make it another bid on Greenland, by the way. Both of which are great ideas, in case you missed it, Donald Trump at amfest. The Panama Canal and Panama has been screwing us over for a long time. I. I spent a lot of time in Panama. Like, a lot of time, Like, a lot, a lot of time outside of the United States. There's nowhere I've spent more time than Panama. In my last line of work, Jenna Bush was writing a book over there. Most of the book was stationed, was done in Panama. So we were down there for a long time. Folks, we're getting just screwed. And Donald Trump, I told you, is transactional. He's like, just like he told NATO, you're not going to screw us over anymore. And for all the lefties, like, my gosh, what, is he trying to start a war with Panama? Number one, no, he's not. Number two, it wouldn't even be a war. And I'm not a big global interventionist. We shouldn't be invading Panama. No one's even talking about that. This is how Donald Trump negotiates. This is just how he negotiates. He comes with a maximalist position, and then if we get 50% of what he wanted, it's actually 100% more than anyone else got in the past. That's how it's done. Everybody needs to wake up and smell the roses. This is how it's going to get done. The United States under Joe Biden got trampled on, and those days are over. Having said that, the damage from the Biden presidency, sadly has not ended. Folks, this is, I'm sorry in the Christmas week to have to deliver some bad news, but I figured we'll get it out in the beginning of the show. What was this guy thinking? Biden commutes the sentences of child killers. This is New York put up the New York Post article because their census of child killers and mass murders two days before Christmas. Like whose freaking stupid idea was that, folks? When I say whose idea was that? I'm asking for a reason. Because now the mainstream media hilariously is now all recognizing what we knew the entire time. Joe Biden is not cognitively all there. This was obvious. The videos were there, the audio was there. The, the, the leaked anonymous sources from the White House. How much more so I say to the liberals out there who were pretending forever they didn't know Joe Biden was cognitively compromised. Again, how much more of this are you willing to take? Who made the decision to pardon a bunch of child murderers? It probably wasn't Joe Biden. Here's the craziest take of all. Here's Chris Cillizza. You know, I put the Washington Post up article first with Cillizza. This guy probably makes. How this guy has survived in, you know, journalism this long is stunning. Here's Chris Cillizza in The Washington Post two weeks before the election in 2016. Donald Trump's chances of winning are approaching zero. By CHRIS CILLIZA. The guy is supposed to be a political prognosticator and some kind of journalist with at least some mild predictive powers. This guy has screwed up everything forever. Why? Because they just, they're propagandists. Here's a video of Ciliza that busted out last week. I want you to see apologizing now for not reporting on Biden's cognitive disorder. And I'm going to say to Salazar, listen, this isn't personal. I don't dislike you, I don't like you, I don't care. I'm just telling you, dude, you're a joker. But no one accepts your apology. Everybody knows it's insincere. Everybody knows the signs were sitting right in front of their face. And, and you're just trying to salvage what's left of your already broken reputation. No, no, we're done. Watch this.
