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Get ready to hear the truth about America on a show that's not immune to the facts. With your host, Dan Bongino. Yo, sorry about yesterday, man. I feel super bad about the radio show. I know it was last minute. I'm sitting here, guy and Michael are busting their asses. They're getting a radio show. There's like two minutes between the podcast and a radio show. Show's live shows live. Like, you know, here, here, look, here's me on the screen right now with the rumble thing. Live. I mean, do we need proof of life? I'm sure you guys believe me at all. But there's like two minutes. The show wraps it like 11:58 or so. And there's the show. Other show starts at noon. I mean, there's some commercials, but you better be up here by like 1201, 1202, you know, and my daughter, my youngest daughter amelia, who's. Who's 13 now, teenager, I guess my. As my mother in law would say, I cannot believe she got really sick. So I sure, I'm sure you folks in the chat, you guys get it. Maddox said Dan the man. Thank you. I hope you all understand. My family comes first. We got a good podcast in, but I got to go take care of my daughter. She got. She's better now. Just a lot of people came home from the inauguration with the inauguration funk. Everybody got sick. Michael, did you hear Evita this morning? I don't know if you know this, but, Michael, can I share the spot trick you did? They had. I'm okay. It's okay. Michael and Evita are like married, so I'm hoping Michael had to run a spot because Evita was coughing so much. Let's go to a commercial. So everybody came home with a little bit of a funk. I think my daughter wasn't even there. Probably caught it when I grabbed her and hugged her on the way back. I feel good. Big show today. Listen, I got to share something with you. When Donald Trump won in 2016, my podcast was not nearly as big as it is now. And I wrote this article I used to write for Conservative Review, and I wrote this piece. I wrote it in the airport on the way back from D.C. and it was a thank you. Now, it was a half hearted kind of sarcastic, wise ass thank you because I wanted to thank all the people who helped Donald Trump get elected. I would like, if you guys are okay with that, to repeat that show again today after covering some breaking news in the beginning. And the first thank you is one. And when I Say thank you. Dreaded air quotes. One won Barack Obama. No, I'm. Did I sleep well? I. It's crazy. Why? Why do you think I slept well? Maybe I took some bib. Dream ghee. Always with. See Jasmine. We got Jasmine here today. Jasmine is our new business manager. We love Jasmine. She's amazing. She started yesterday. She's watching the show. So geek does this little stunt when I talk too much where he got to get to the spot. He asked me if I slept well. I did the ultimate sleep refresh beams Dream powder. 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Big thank yous to all the people who got Donald Trump elected. I think some of them are going to surprise you. But I got to get to this first, folks. Look at that show in the chat show. Oh my gosh, did we shut it down already? You guys are so badass. 45.6 per second post per second. That's crazy. Only we could do that. By the way, we are the most powerful live stream anywhere and I am proud to be a part of this. Bungee to army. Did you hear Trump on Hannity last night? Listen, I want you to know I am okay with this. I know there are a lot of swampy Republicans who feel like when we win we should show some courtesy or whatever to outgoing presidents on the Democrat side. But when they win, it's ok. When they weaponize government and they throw you in the freaking clink. I'm not for that. Folks, there is a way to stop this bullshit from happening and the way to stop it from happening is very simple. When they actually break the law, like I believe Joe Biden might have, members of his family were engaged in legal proceedings about it, notably Hunter before the pardons, then I believe there should be a full blown investigation. Why? Well, mercy. What are you stupid? This guy. There were legal proceedings going on showing Biden being implicated in a major international corruption scheme. I'm sorry. The only way to stop weaponized government is to show them what happens when governments turned on them. The difference is we didn't commit any crimes and they did listen very closely to Trump's words here. Listen, I'm all for this. I don't care what any of these swampies tell you. If he's ready to go after Biden, I'm all in. Check this out. I went through four years of hell by this scum that we had to deal with. I went through four years of hell. I spent millions of dollars in legal fees and I won. But I did it the hard way. It's really hard to say that they shouldn't have to go through it. Also, it is very hard to say that because they should have to go through it. Folks, how else do you think the Democrats are going to. What? Let me ask a simple question. Because a couple people from the media reached out yesterday. Guy was nice. So I'm going to leave his name. He wasn't like a really bad but from a left leaning outlet. I'm considering talking to him so. But wasn't. I wasn't mean or anything but I know you're watching my show. So the left leaning media people out here, what lesson do you think Joe Biden and the Biden crime family take from this? The sun was knee deep in, without question what appears to be an international influence peddling scheme. If you think otherwise, you're too stupid to talk to and I really can't help you. The influence peddling campaign was designed to sell access to Joe Biden who was a senator, the vice president and the president. That's clear as day we leave office, Donald Trump gets charged with a fake fraud case with no actual victims. You got a lady up there lobbing charges at him who goes on CNN with one of the wackiest interviews I've ever heard. You've got Judge Engo run people out of New York trying to take all his property. And what, we're supposed to ignore all this? What lesson does the left take out of it? The lesson the left takes out of. This is simple. There are no consequences for us. We can do whatever we want. And you idiots, we're in charge. We're going to hit you guys and you'll do nothing in return. Folks, I'm not about wasting time. We got two years to fix this thing. But I'm glad Donald Trump is actually talking about this. Cutesy time is over. And this is what cutesy time is over looks like. I wanted to make sure we got past Inauguration Day before I did this thank you show because I honestly, I was afraid something crazy was going to happen. We had all these problems with the Secret Service. I think we defeated them so soundly. The resistance kind of had the wind pulled out of their sails, but it's real. So I have a list of people to thank for Trump 2.0 coming up. But I want to get to this first because some, some things are going on right now in the media that if you're not following this show, you're missing. Folks, my Rock Em Sock em robots. I would show you the folks. I broke it yesterday because. Well, you didn't actually. You could. They actually still work. You stick them in there. But I was like. And I Holy. Yeah, that was the. Someone gave me a guitar but I broke. That's a guitar over there. Someone sent me a damn bongino. It's actually pretty cool. It's green though, which is a Little weird. The Rock em sock em robots theory is working. They don't know what to do. They're trying to focus on this mass deportation operation because they love illegals and they're trying to show every single illegal immigrant that gets deported. Oh my gosh, look, they're crying and they can't because then they got to move on to Pete Hegseth and then they got to move on to Tulsi Gabbard and then they got to move on to the war against dei, which is really die. They don't know what it's Rock them Sock em robots. It's not the Trump dance, but it looks like it. It is working. But the media is trying to refocus now and I want you to be cautious. Get ready. This is an important part of the show. There are two things they really care about and you'll see them. If they have to sideline Hegseth Tulsi tax cuts because they have to preserve the open border and they have to preserve their allegiance to dei. It involves two things. Electoral advantage with demographic destiny, bringing people into the country illegally. They've set it off. They can't have that. Stop. They'll never win an election again. You got it? And second, the reason they can't let DEI go is, folks, a merit based society runs counter to everything communists and collectivists believe in. They can't have merit because it would be an entrepreneurial, free market capitalist system where people who work hard succeed. That that's not what communists believe. Am I wasting any time? Guillotine. From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs. They don't care about your merit so they can't give this up. They have to detach you from any objective truth. There's no men, there's no women, there's no merit, there's no nothing. The government's going to tell you. So this happened yesterday. First, on the immigration front, if they don't have legal immigration, they have no chance of winning any additional elections in the future nationally and they know it. Here's Dana Bash. This segment is a little long. It's about 1:30. I try to clip them at a minute, but it's critical you listen to the whole thing. It's Tom Holman. Dana Bash from CNN pretends to be genuinely stunned that when they do these immigration raids, if they find you here illegally, that you'll be deported. Is this woman dopey or is she just pretending to be dopey? Here's Homan. Like, yeah, we're going after the bad guys. But if you're there illegally too, you're going to. And she's like, I want you to watch her face. Because they are so offended we're interrupting their demographic destiny timeline. Check this out.
