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Dan Bongino
Get ready to hear the truth about America on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host, Dan Bongino. So it's Friday, it is my birthday week so we took a little day, me and Paula, to go do some Paul and Dan adventures which always lead to really incredible, sometimes ridiculous Monday morning updates. Yeah, I want to thank you all this week for all your wonderful birthday wishes too. And then, you know, giving us the shot again to take the number five spot on Pod Track. We are the fifth most popular podcast in the country according to Pod Track. Thanks to you. So I deeply appreciate it. You made for such a great year for us.
Paula
So we had a producers pick show for you today because I don't want.
Dan Bongino
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Paula
Hey, Dan, did you see this clip on cnn?
Dan Bongino
Tapper and Van Jones were talking about cutesy time. I swear to you, I thought it was bullshit. I thought people were messing with me. I'm like, they wouldn't be talking about cutesy time being over.
Paula
What the hell would CNN be interested.
Dan Bongino
In cutesy time for?
Paula
The clip, however, is real. Took me a few minutes to find it. I'm usually pretty good lickety split, but.
Dan Bongino
I don't actually have CNN on my bingo card. So it took me a second ago. I got my spots for FOX and Oann and even msnbc.
Paula
But let me just say in advance.
Dan Bongino
Before I play this clip, it's about me and potentially the Secret Service. You know, the whole story. I've already addressed it. I've not spoken to President Trump about that at all, folks, at all. It's come up on podcast interviews. Of course, it's. He's got a thousand things on his plate. I'm just going to leave that there. However, you know, the President asks, you.
Paula
Do something, he is not.
Dan Bongino
I just want to be crystal clear on that. This is really important because everybody's talking about this like this was some kind of, like, especially the way CNN's addressing it. So I haven't heard anything like this.
Paula
However, I want to say in advance.
Dan Bongino
I'm not mad at all. And I'm not even remotely bitter about Van Jones and Tapper, you know, talking about me and kind of quietly taking a shot at me. You know, they barely mentioned the fact that I had a decade plus in the Secret Service. Five years in the Presidential Protection Division, was with the nypd, was a Republican nominee for Senate in the House. Not that you got to like kiss my ass, but it's always like the right wing personalities. If the only thing I've ever done is politics in my life, whatever, I'm.
Paula
Not mad about it.
Dan Bongino
These guys are, you know, opinion people and they talk about the news and.
Paula
The story's in the news, so I'm.
Dan Bongino
Fair game like anyone else.
Paula
And I in the scope of things.
Dan Bongino
This really wasn't that bad. I mean, it was like they were taking heavy duty podcasts. But it is kind of funny.
Paula
Cutesy Time is Over has gone national.
Dan Bongino
Well, it was on cnn, so I'm not national. But he checked this out. It's pretty funny.
Van Jones
CNN is reporting that right wing media personality and former Secret Service agent Dan Bongino, by the way, like years ago, we would have him on to talk about Secret Service issues. On this show, he is being considered for Secret Service director. Uh, here's to some of what he said on his podcast today on how he views the new administration.
Dan Bongino
Cutesy time is over and we led the way and a lot of people are recognizing that. Folks, cutesy time is over.
Paula
I'll say again today on Wednesday, people.
Dan Bongino
Are policy and it is time for us because we are the news, to.
Paula
Double down on the MAGA agenda.
Van Jones
Van, you're going to have to stop being so adorable because cutesy time is over. No, but Siri, in all sincerity, that does reflect an attitude of so many of these picks, which is it's time to really, really shake up Washington. And a lot of people think, a lot of Trump supporters think that he went with establishment picks last time and that was a horrible idea. He wasn't able to really drain the swamp and now that's what they're doing.
Jake Tapper
You have to believe a lot of things that are not true for this to make sense. What is the problem you're trying to solve with our intelligence services? We get a chance to walk around here and not have bombs blowing up all over the place because our intelligence services are doing a fantastic job keeping us safe. If you think that sending a wrecking ball through our.
Dan Bongino
Okay, now I deserve the chance to respond, right?
Paula
Like I said, not mad, I'm not bitter. It's a news story.
Dan Bongino
I'm fair game like anyone else.
Paula
But so are you guys, right, Jake?
Dan Bongino
Van, you guys are in the public, public space.
Paula
So you're fair. You're fair game, too.
Dan Bongino
I get the chance to respond.
Paula
So what's the problem, Van? We're trying to solve. I say we. I'm not in the administration.
Dan Bongino
I have not been asked, but assume I was, say I was the Secret Service director sitting there with Ratcliffe and Tulsi and hopefully Cash Patel at FBI.
Paula
The problem we're trying to solve, you completely right over your head. Missed. I love how he says, did you guys hear this, Michael? He goes, you know, these, the intelligence community out there and all these other people.
Dan Bongino
By the way, Secret Service isn't part of the intelligence community. They consume intelligence. They don't produce it. However, they do consume a lot of intelligence because they want to make sure they can get the threat. Right. Right.
Paula
We are not completely safe. There's a major war in the Middle east that broke out because our intelligence community missed a 911 style attack in Israel. There have been terror attacks where people have been on the FBI's radar and they missed it. Why? Because the FBI has been too busy. This is what the CNN bubble looks like. You may have missed these stories. Van, did you miss the story about the FBI and the Moms for Liberty, the FBI and the Pro life movement? These are threats to the United States Grandmas and the Gulag for a trespassing charge on January 6th. This, this is the, this is the security threat that's going to keep us there. Go get Grandma. Go get her. Did the.
Dan Bongino
Are you.
Paula
Did you miss all this? The FBI? I didn't even get to the serious stuff. Did you miss the FBI spying on Donald Trump? Van, I'll give you a little homework. Look up the name Azra Turk. Go look that up.
Dan Bongino
You can read about it in the books I wrote about if you want.
Paula
Go get it from the library here.
Dan Bongino
Thank you, guys.
Paula
I didn't even ask him to throw this. I mean, just the news. Justice Department investigated the Conservatives Moms for Liberty in the same manner as the Ku Klux Klan. Again, did you guys miss all this? Why is Trump taking a wrecking ball to the status quo? Because the status quo has failed. There's a thing called opportunity cost, Van. You waste your time spying on presidential candidates in conservative groups and Tea Party groups with the IRS and other things. That's time not spent trying to intercept a major terror attack in the Middle east that does involve us because we've been dragged into it. The same Death to America crowd was involved in that. The same people who told Biden, the intelligence community, oh, Putin's not going to invade Ukraine. They missed that one, too. So forget me, pull me out of the story. But cutesy time is over because that's what cutesy time gave you. It gave you a bunch of bullshit investigations. And that's why President Trump is reaching out to people who are actual door kickers. I just want to say again, we have not spoken about this story. Like yesterday on cnn, a whole bunch of reporters are reaching out for me for comment. Why isn't he responding? Because there's nothing to respond about. What do you want me to respond.
Dan Bongino
And say, I don't know what you're talking about?
Paula
Don't. By the way, I don't really speak.
Dan Bongino
To reporters anyway about that kind of stuff. Politics.
Paula
I don't, I don't.
Dan Bongino
I don't talk to reports, especially left wing ones.
Paula
Conservative. Oh, you go cutesy time is over. Could someone send a shirt to Jake? Store.bongino.com Our proceeds go to charity, so don't worry. It's not like some money making thing we're doing for us. Store.bongino.com somebody mail Jake and send Van a Cutesy time is over. Probably extra small. Send them over.
Dan Bongino
Cutesy time is over. Maybe they'll pin one up in their office.
Paula
We have all sizes in stock. Someone make a donation over to cnn.
Dan Bongino
I saw that last night.
Paula
Again.
Dan Bongino
I'm not mad at these guys. I'm part of the news. I'm fair game. I don't have a thick skin. But I do realize that being in the business, when you're part of the.
Paula
News, you're part of the news.
Dan Bongino
You don't want to be part of.
Paula
The news, stop being a wuss and don't be a public figure, okay? End of story.
Dan Bongino
Go do something else. And I like doing what I'm doing, so it's part of the business.
Paula
Dear liberals, we are always right. What is two thumbs and is always correct? Along with his little Bono army which isn't so little anymore. This guy. By the way, thank you for making us according to Triton's rancor in October.
Dan Bongino
I can't believe it.
Paula
The number three podcast in the United States. Never saw that coming. Thank you guys. Love the Bongino army. You guys kick ass and take names.
Dan Bongino
Absolutely adore you guys.
Paula
We are always right. Why is our army not so little anymore and growing? Because it's fact based to show. We've told the libs, we warned them a thousand times. Your fascination with identity politics and division is going to catch up with you.
Dan Bongino
Why?
Paula
Do you remember in the chat, folks in the chat?
Dan Bongino
You remember? Oh, there we go. Back up. Look at him.
Paula
We got 125 too.
Dan Bongino
Nice. All right, we're fully back up.
Paula
Thank you, Chris for fending off another massive attack.
Dan Bongino
These guys are so good.
Paula
Boom, boom, done. Just like that. We told you a long time ago that the cannibalism theory was going to take over the cannibalism theory in the left, for those who are new to the show is this Conservatives, the MAGA.
Dan Bongino
Crowd, libertarians and Tea party people started giving liberals the double barrel middle finger with cancel culture a long time ago.
Paula
They just pound right through it. Don't say masks don't work. What do MAGA people do? They go to Twitter the next day or all caps they put now masks definitely don't work. We don't care. So eventually they've had a dial back because they know they're wasting their time, but there's power for them in canceling people, okay? So when they can't cancel conservatives and MAGA people because we just don't listen, we flip them off. They were going to turn on themselves. And this is what's happening with identity politics, with the left. If you happen to be black, right, you've been told by the media forever, right? The left, man, they're looking out for.
Dan Bongino
Your interests against those horrible Republicans.
Paula
You're now finding out that it's actually the Republicans that have been looking out for, for your interests against the horrible Democrats. Because if you're black and you say, hey, I'm a father who happens to be black and the left told me.
Dan Bongino
Like I'm a big interest group, they're.
Paula
Looking out for me, but I don't want a man in the bathroom with my 12 year old daughter. A man, an actual man, the left will then attack you. You get what they're doing. They can't attack us because we're just going to hammer ahead. We've never wanted men in a women's bathroom. But now they're eating each other alive. And I tell you, man, I am buying my ticket in the front row to see it. This is glorious. Please keep this up. Begging you, please keep this up. Here's a tweet from some communist, Tim Miller.
Dan Bongino
He's at the Bulwark, which is the commie site.
Paula
Is it wrong to suggest that Sarah.
Dan Bongino
McBride, she is the new trans member of Congress, should follow Mike Johnson in.
Paula
The men's room and stand right behind.
Dan Bongino
Him at the urinal at the next opportunity?
Paula
Tim, that's a great idea. You tell the trans member of Congress.
Dan Bongino
Sarah McBride, who's a man, tell Sarah.
Paula
McBride to follow everyone. This is working out great for. I'm dead serious, folks. I'm not kidding. You guys have given such great advice at the Bulwark. The Bulwark, which is like a commie site, which has been wrong about everything. Every significant political trend of our time. The. The Bulwark, have they not guys have been on the wrong side of every one of them. Please take Tim's advice and make Sarah McBride and the trans issue the focus of everything in your next term. Please do that. We're actually begging you to do it. Your fascination with division, cannibalism and eating each other alive has done so well for you. You lost every single swing state despite having every single lever of power behind you. Mainstream media, academia, entertainment, even Taylor Swift. And you Got your asses kicked because your issues suck.
Dan Bongino
You definitely got to keep up more of this, dude. Did you guys see this clip? Tell me when I sent this over, you guys weren't in love right away. I had to put this. I never put clips like this in beginning show. Never. This one's right in the beginning. You see this lunatic, Jasmine Crockett. She's a member of Congress, obviously a Democrat. This one, I'm not sure about her psychological status. I'm really not. Here she is again. She's a member of Congress, paid probably close to, if not more than $200,000 a year. She has lobbyists kissing her ass every day. She will never, ever be middle class for the rest of her life. Lobbyists will pay her. She'll be given speeches. Okay? She is living in the lifestyle.
Paula
She is.
Dan Bongino
She is a 1 percenter, okay?
Paula
Here she is complaining about being oppressed and again, blaming the white man, which is, by. By Nate, by its very definition, racist. She's categorizing a group of people according to their race without knowing any of them and basically saying, look at you guys.
Dan Bongino
You guys, here's Jasmine Crockett.
Paula
Please keep this stuff up. This identity politics is such a winner.
Dan Bongino
For you guys on the left.
Paula
I want to fund a pack.
Dan Bongino
Check this out.
Jasmine Crockett
You can then misuse words like oppression. There has been no oppression for the white man in this country. You tell me which white men were dragged out of their homes. You tell me which one of them got dragged all the way across an ocean and told that you are going to go and work. We are going to steal your wives. We are going to rape your wives. That didn't happen. That is oppression. We didn't ask to be here. We not the same migrants that y'all constantly come up against. We didn't run away from home. We were stolen. So, yeah, we are going to sit here and be offended when you want to sit here and act like. And don't let it escape you that it is white men on this side of the aisle telling us people of color on this side of the aisle that y'all are the ones being oppressed, that y'all are the ones that are being harmed.
Dan Bongino
Folks, please, can someone. Someone.
Paula
And folks in the chat.
Dan Bongino
I'm glad to see everyone's back. Good. Yeah, right, right. Rockham Sockham Robots. I just saw that in the chat. Can someone in the chat get, like, Jasmine Crockett pack and just, like, buy the URL.com? we need this woman in leadership on the left. We need to make sure that this woman is a potential presidential candidate in the future.
Paula
Lefties, please keep this up. Jasmine, I suggest you and Tim Miller.
Dan Bongino
Get together over coffee, into Starbucks, have a macchiato or whatever. It's kind of a left wing place. You guys would be. You guys be great together.
Paula
Get together.
Dan Bongino
The agenda for the Democrats midterm platform.
Paula
Make it about following women and men.
Dan Bongino
Into bathrooms when you're the opposite sex. It's a great idea.
Paula
And keep telling white men and women.
Dan Bongino
Across America busting their ass to stay ahead in this country with inflation, that.
Paula
They'Re somehow oppressing you while you're paying.
Dan Bongino
You're paid $200,000 a year to sit in Congress and have someone kiss your ass with a yes.
Paula
Keep it up, Jasmine. We love it. The judge is ruled, folks in the chat. You think it's a great idea? Get this woman in leadership. Make her the whip. Make her the minority leader. I don't care. Crockett Harris, 2028. He's looking into it now. He's going to put. They're going to put a campaign sign together. I want this woman running for president. This has worked so well, folks. This stuff is. This will. This is going to be the death.
Dan Bongino
Of the Democrat Party.
Paula
But do you understand, Dan, stop telling them.
Dan Bongino
Listen to me, brothers and sisters. Listen to your boy. I'm in a really good mood today. So much good stuff going on.
Paula
So much.
Dan Bongino
I am in an amazing mood today. Couldn't wait to do the show. Listen to your boy here. Please. It.
Paula
Please. It doesn't freaking matter how many times.
Dan Bongino
We cover this stuff and make fun of them for doing it.
Paula
They cannot control themselves. Do you understand that? I mean, you sound like an asshole. They can't stop because they don't know anything else. Jasmine Crockett doesn't know anything about anything. Either does Tim Miller, or else his predictions would have been correct. He's been on the wrong side of everything along with his entire team. They don't know anything.
Dan Bongino
All they know is insult division politics and identity politics.
Paula
They can't stop. I hope you're enjoying the show.
Dan Bongino
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Paula
Folks.
Dan Bongino
I didn't have a lot of time to think about this and obviously it just happened. And you know, I prefer to be last and right rather than first and wrong. But I feel pretty strongly about President Trump's picks here and I let me just venture into the dark forest here because I'm almost 100% sure I know what happened. It's not an accident that it happened the day after Matt Gaetz was ushered around Capitol Hill to speak with senators by a current senator who is now the VP elect, JD Vance. I'm guessing because I wasn't in the room, but guessing based on a good body of experience, having been ushered around myself when I was the Republican nominee for Senate in Maryland and meeting people, I'm guessing what happened. And Jim, feel free to chime in if you think I'm crazy. Is the senators were probably pretty clear that. Listen, I'm not voting for you no matter what. Don't kill the messenger. I'm not telling you. I agree. I'm just telling you what happened. Remember, they can only lose three because they're going to have 53 Republican seats. You need 51. Well, Dan, how can they lose three then they'd only have 50 because JD Vance as the vice president in the incoming administration is the tie breaking vote. The vice president is the also the president of the Senate. I know you know this. I'm sorry, there are liberals listening. I'm serious. Who have no idea. So the president of the Senate is the vice president. So you effectively, if you have parties of the same kind in the majority in the Senate and the White House. You actually have one extra vote, so.
Paula
They can lose three.
Dan Bongino
So Murkowski and Collins. Collins was a hard no. Murkowski was a pretty close to hard no. My guess is Tom Tillis, who is up for reelection in the next cycle from North Carolina, he does not want this to become an election issue, so was probably squeezing them. And my guess is a lot of these other Republican senators who were squishy and, you know, we have a lot of them, unfortunately, probably went to the president, said, listen, we've. Again, I'm not. Don't kill the messenger. I'm just telling you, knowing the disgusting, dark world of politics, this is probably what happened. They said, We've got 100 days with you, essentially 100 days before basically the midterm election season hypes up. This is how they think.
Paula
We are going to have to push.
Dan Bongino
Through a lot of stuff. Voter id, the SAFE act, the REINS act, the tax cuts. We're going to have to push through a lot of stuff, and it's going to burn up a lot of political capital. You're asking me to go to my voters, some squishy Republicans in the state I'm up in, and you're asking me to take on water for this issue.
Paula
Don't kill your boy. I'm just telling you the answer should be back.
Dan Bongino
Yes, we're asking you to do that because we played cutesy time in the past and we keep getting rolled. However, that's not how a lot of these guys think. A lot of them are weak. Their constitution is poor. Pun intended. They don't have a stiff spine. They're not ready for a guy like Gates. So, yeah, it doesn't come without personal controversies. No doubt. But again, I'm not Tinder dating the guy, okay? I like women and I'm married. I'm interested in a guy who's going to go and kick in some doors and get the bad guys out of the Justice Department. Was he the perfect pick? No, there's no perfect pick for any position. I tried to explain this in a couple prior episodes and a few people beat me up on the comments. That's okay, though. Your input matters, too. But you're wrong. A couple people said, dan, this guy was terrible. I wanted this guy. And then I responded back to a couple of them online on Social, and I was like, yeah, but this guy's.
Paula
Got this, this and this to deal with reelection this if he leaves the seat. And thanks.
Dan Bongino
I didn't know that.
Paula
There's a limited group of people who can do this, remember he picked Jeff Sessions last time and then we lost the seat to Doug Jones, a Democrat in Alabama. There's not a huge body of people who you can get through of that.
Dan Bongino
Gates was definitely a fire starter. There is no, there's absolutely no doubt that Gates is an arsonist, not a fireman. And I mean that as a positive. And Gates and I, believe me, don't get along on everything. I think if you listen to the show, that's fairly obvious. But I had no objections to the pick at all. I think the President's entitled to his cabinet. We're in political trench warfare. I want a guy who goes, hey, the bad guys are that way. Not sideways in the trench. But my quick kind of back of the hand writing on the napkin analysis. Having been in this politics disgusting cesspool for a long time and haven't seen how it works, sadly, that's probably what happened. These Republican senators told them yesterday, hey, Matt, I'm sorry, but I'll take it on the chin with my voters. It's fine, but I'm not voting for you.
Paula
He just didn't have numbers which weren't there now, I mean, he may come.
Dan Bongino
Back in some non Senate confirmed position. He, who knows? I mean, is it. With the whole special election going on right now, he's already resigned his seat. How's that going to work out? I don't know. We'll pay attention to it. But my guess is that that's what happened. And it's sad because, you know, if.
Paula
There was anyone that understood what the.
Dan Bongino
Deep State apparatus looked like, it was Gates putting the personal controversies aside from it.
Paula
Because again, I'm looking only at transactional spreadsheet math. Is the guy a plus one for me in dismantling the Deep State or not?
Dan Bongino
Here's one of the reasons they hated Gates. This was going to be later in the show, but I told Jim, cue it up for me. Now here's cut nine. There's an FBI director, assistant director up on Capitol Hill about a year ago. And whereas everyone else is asking him all kinds of fluffy questions, Gates goes right for the. He goes right for it right here. He's like fishing for sharks.
Paula
Gates is like, hey man, you're the.
Dan Bongino
Assistant tech director or whatever it is for technology. Where's the Hunter Biden laptop?
Paula
I don't know, man. Where's the Hunter bottle? You don't, you know what you mean you don't know where the Hunter Biden. How do you not know?
Dan Bongino
Like you're the assistant director of the FBI. This is why the deep State was freaked out. I think him withdrawing was kind of a bad idea. I think we should have gotten everybody on the record. Let's see where they stand. Because if you can't get him through, you're not going to get anyone else to. You're not going to get anyone else to either that that's even remotely controversial by the. And not saying by our terms, by theirs. Play that cut. Here's Gates versus the FBI. This is why they're afraid of him. Check this out.
Matt Gaetz
So where is it? The laptop.
Dan Bongino
Sir, I'm not here to talk about the laptop. I'm here to talk about the FBI Cyber program.
Matt Gaetz
You are the Assistant Director of FBI Cyber. I want to know where Hunter Biden's laptop is. Where is it, sir?
Dan Bongino
I don't know.
Matt Gaetz
That answer that is astonishing to me now you're telling me right here is that as the Assistant Director of FBI Cyber, you don't know where this is after it was turned over to you three years ago?
Dan Bongino
Yes, sir. That's an accurate statement.
Matt Gaetz
I tell you what, Mr. Chairman. I seek unanimous consent to enter into the record of this committee the contents of Hunter Biden's laptop, which I'm in possession of, folks.
Dan Bongino
That's why they don't want him in there. You know, I repeat, points over and over on the show, not to be repetitive or to waste your time, but because one of the best lessons I ever learned about trying to be informative and entertaining is tell people what you're going to tell them, then tell them, and then tell them what you told them. It's the only way to have it sink in.
Paula
Policy is not policy. I know many of you think we.
Dan Bongino
Live in a constitutional republic. We do. In Florida and Texas, Alabama, Mississippi, Montana. We do. The citizens of New York, Illinois, California, who are being subjective to a socialist style of government absolutely do not live in a constitutional republic.
Paula
They live in a socialist or semisocialist country where policy is nothing more than a suggestion.
Dan Bongino
I can't give this example enough. If you think policy is policy and the law is the law and.
Paula
Dan, what are you talking about?
Dan Bongino
People aren't policy. Policy is policy.
Paula
I just ask you to reflect on the Joe Biden student loan debacle. The policy is crystal clear. You cannot raid the treasury to go give money to people to pay off their loans at our expense. The Supreme Court has smacked this guy down on it, Biden twice now, and he keeps doing it. So I'm asking a serious question. If you're questioning me, Fair enough.
Dan Bongino
Dan, come on. Stop that. People aren't policy.
Paula
Policy. Okay. Policy says he's not allowed to do, but he's doing it anyway.
Dan Bongino
Why?
Paula
Because the people matter. Joe Biden's a communist.
Dan Bongino
To each according to their abilities, from.
Paula
Each according to their needs.
Dan Bongino
Or you get that?
Paula
That's what they do. Socializing the economy. Socializing the fruits of people's labor.
Dan Bongino
From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs. Sorry. Get your stuff.
Paula
Right.
Dan Bongino
He's socializing the fruits of your labor.
Paula
By giving them to other people, despite the fact that the, quote, policy tells him he can't do it. So if policy isn't policy, especially in.
Dan Bongino
Liberal states and people are policy, then.
Paula
We'Re going to need people in there that understand.
Dan Bongino
I don't mean to confuse you, that policy is policy. Does that make sense?
Paula
And Gates got that regardless of the personal issues.
Dan Bongino
I'm not apologizing for anything. I got my own personal failings, man. I'm not anybody's moral compass here, okay? I needed a guy in there who understands that the FBI has a policy against spying on Americans.
Paula
Yeah, but Dan, they spied on Americans.
Dan Bongino
Exactly. The FBI has a policy about investigating people for political reasons. Yeah, but they investigated Moms for Liberty and MAGA hat wearing people. That doesn't sound like the policy mattered. Because it didn't.
Paula
That's why a guy like Gates was so important.
Dan Bongino
And that's why him withdrawing is kind of a bigger deal, I'm afraid. They got their first scalp and I don't know where it's going to go now. I really hope he doubles down with another bulldog. I really do. Because if we get a Deep State guy in there, forget it. We're finished. It'd be an absolute tragedy. You know what? While we're on it, Jim, after the break, I want to play cut 10. That's why the FBI director spot is so important. It's also why a bunch of bot armies, Deep State armies online, are going after Cash Patel. They don't want Cash Patel in there either.
Paula
Because people are policy.
Dan Bongino
And Cash is a person who understands. The FBI has been violating policy on intelligence gathering, on domestic spying, on the two tiered justice system that policy says supposed to be one tier justice for all. He gets it. He's spoken out publicly about it for years.
Paula
What else could you possibly want in a nominee?
Dan Bongino
That's why they're trying to shoot down this guy's nomination quick, too. And you're seeing it all over Twitter. There is a Deep State operation. It's very sophisticated. I'm telling you, trying to shut this guy down. I just want to note, folks, you know, our last sponsor before was Omaha Steaks and we're going to have some at our party this week, but he's not going to be there. So Guy will not be eating any Omaha Steaks and I think I'll be locking the freezer so he cannot get hold of any more. But now he's out of here. Now he's. Hope you're enjoying the show, Guy. Michael, Justin, they picked out a lot of these selections for you. We never want to leave you without content. We appreciate you guys tuning in. Bongino army, you mean a lot to us. Is our last break here and my dad was having a hard time hearing as he got a little older. So I introduced him to MD hearing aids well over a year ago. Total game changer for him. MDHearing is an FDA registered rechargeable hearing aid that costs a fraction of what typical hearing aids cost. MDhearing's neo model costs about 90% less than clinic hearing aids and they fit right inside your ear. No one will even know they're there. So go to mdhearing.com, go today, use our promo code Patriot and get a pair of hearing AIDS for just $297. It's crazy how good the quality is at that price. MDHearing has sold over 1.9 million hearing aids and they offer a 45 day risk free trial with a 100% money back guaranteed this holiday season. Give yourself or a loved one the hearing they deserve with MDHearing. Go to shopmdashearing.com and use promo code Patriot to get a pair of hearing AIDS for just $297. Plus they're adding a free extra charging case $100 value just for listeners of my podcast, that's shopmdash.com use my promo code Patriot and get a pair of hearing AIDS for just $297. And our last sponsor, MyPillow. Mike's always been great to the show. We Love Mike. Support MyPillow. They're happy to announce their Christmas extravaganza is finally here. Get this season's flannel sheets for as low as 59.98. They won't last long so get them while you can. The famous my slippers. They haven't been on sale for over a year. Regular price 119.98. Now only 59.98. The six piece towel sets are back in stock with extremely limited quantities. Only 29.98. With hundreds of MyPillow products, there's something for everyone on your Christmas list. From bathrobes, duvets, quilts, down comforters and so much more. Don't forget the classic collection pillows at wholesale prices for a standard pillow only. 1488 queen size 1888 upgrade to a king for just a dollar. More body pillows for just $29.98 or the multi use MyPillow for 988. So go to mypillow.com or call 800-637-4982. Be sure to use promo code Dan to save on all the MyPillow products. For example, flannel sheets as low as $59.98 or six piece towel sets for $29.98. That's not all. They're extending their 60 day money back guarantee until March 1, 2025. Plus all orders over $75 or more ship absolutely free. So go to MyPillow.com, myPillow.com or call 1-800-637-4982 and use promo code Dan. Let's see what the producers have lined up for us next.
Paula
The reason he pardoned his kid is not because he's a good dad. A good dad doesn't let a drug abusing, crack using son go conduct international business. When you're the freaking Vice President of the United States. Dip shits on the left. I'm a dad. I've got kids. Can you imagine having a kid with a drug problem going, I've got an idea. I'm the vice president and I need. Yeah. Yes, yes, yes. Dark mode freaking D bots is on. Okay? Because a good dad does not send crack addicted young man to go overseas and fleece money from a bunch of countries which you ironically have been put in charge of by the President of the United States at the time, who happen to be Barack Obama. He pardoned his son because he knew his son was getting ready to do this. He's going to.
Dan Bongino
What are you going to tell me right now, Guy?
Paula
Describe for the Spotify people at home at Apple what you were talking about. I'm flipping the middle finger because that's what Joe Biden was about to get from his kid. No. Yes. What's that? Yes. Thank you.
Dan Bongino
I can read Guy's mind. I know what Guy's going to say.
Paula
What? Guy is always for Guy as this audio. I love our audio only audience. Guy is like super loyal to them. Explain here. There are two middle fingers up and they're both mine. That's what Hunter Biden was about to do to Pop Dukes, folks.
Dan Bongino
I got. I've always been honest about my sources. Yes, Justin, the big guy was about.
Paula
To get the big woohoo right up the Kabuser ski. Okay, I've always been honest about my sources, have I not? Here, here's unself praise.
Dan Bongino
Okay?
Paula
I didn't have the best sources in the Kamala Harris team. I didn't. I got damn good ones on the Biden team.
Dan Bongino
Oh, trust your boy.
Paula
D bots, they. I've been saying this forever. Hunter Biden's lawyer has been quietly threatening dad the entire time. You give us a pardon or we're about to lay waste to you in a book, in testimony, whatever we got to do. And I'll bet they went down to vacation time over Thanksgiving and he was the Thanksgiving table. Hey, dad. Hey, son. Do you have any crack? I don't have any crack here, but there may be some cocaine in the White House. We might ask the Secret Service for that sample back. Oh, my gosh. You know, this might come up, by the way, dad, if I write a book about drugs in Ukraine and stuff like that and, you know, you were the vice president and here's dad. Oh, shit. Maybe we should do something about that. That was the conversation on Thanksgiving. No one was giving thanks, but there was a lot of giving, giving. This the double barreled right up the caboose. This guy was screwed. It's true. This guy was screwed. There was a proctology exam coming for this guy. This dude was screwed. Joe Biden is in a lurch because the kid had nothing left to lose. The trial was over. He was getting ready to get sentenced. Was he going to get jail time?
Dan Bongino
I don't know.
Paula
Maybe. Maybe not.
Dan Bongino
Maybe a week, maybe a day, Maybe nothing.
Paula
He did not want to be Hunter Biden, that is a convicted felon.
Dan Bongino
He's like, get to the elements.
Paula
No, no, I'm telling you, Joe Biden was screwed. They were afraid of Biden getting roped in on a Farah charge. How many times I got to say this? Foreign Agent Registration Act. It is against the law to lobby on behalf of a foreign government in violation of US Law, that is taking.
Dan Bongino
Bribes and trading in national security information.
Paula
Here's what happened, folks. Forget everything you've heard in the past.
Dan Bongino
I've written books on this sucker.
Paula
I have zero doubt in my mind.
Dan Bongino
Based on the evidence that in my.
Paula
Humble opinion, Joe Biden was giving his.
Dan Bongino
Son classified information on the countries in his portfolio as vice president, which the.
Paula
Family was using to then get money.
Dan Bongino
As a consultant on those on foreign deals so that they had inside info from the vice president. I've seen the evidence. It's going to be hard to convince me otherwise. And Joe Biden had almost as much, if not more liability than Hunter, folks. Of course they lied about it. That's all the Bidens do. The family's garbage. They're just garbage people.
Paula
And by the way, you think Hunter Biden, Hunter Biden, I'm telling you right now, isn't even the most messed up.
Dan Bongino
One in that family.
Paula
Wait till the next Secret Service director.
Dan Bongino
I'm just telling you now, wherever it.
Paula
Is, I'm going to be pushing you on this cocaine thing because you know, you guys know who, you've narrowed it down. You know who it is and you think Hunter Biden's the he ain't even the worst one in this crew. This family is gross. They are nasty. Here's Karine Jean Pierre lying over and.
Dan Bongino
Over and over because that's all they do.
Paula
The worst freaking press secretary in the history of the United States. She should only be remembered for this montage. I think this is Mays Moore.
Dan Bongino
If it's not, we love Maze more. M A Z E M O O R E Follow him on X. That count is really awesome. For video, here's Karine Jean Pierre. This should be the only thing she's ever remembered for. Check this out.
Karine Jean-Pierre
From a presidential perspective, is there any possibility that the president would end up pardoning his son?
Joe Biden
Mr. No.
Karine Jean-Pierre
The president would not pardon or commute sentences for his son Hunter. I just want to make sure that that is not going to change over the next six months. The president say he would not.
Joe Biden
It's still a no. It's still a no.
Karine Jean-Pierre
It will always be a no.
Joe Biden
It's still a no. It will be a no. It is a no. And I don't have anything else to add. Will he pardon his son? No.
Karine Jean-Pierre
His son Hunter is also up for being sentenced next month. Does the president have any intention of pardoning him?
Joe Biden
Ms. We've been asked that question multiple times. Our answer stands, which is no.
Dan Bongino
President Biden says that he's not going.
Jake Tapper
To pardon his son Hunter.
Paula
Is he going to ask Donald Trump to do that? Ms.
Joe Biden
I don't have anything else to share about that. I'm not going to go down a rabbit hole on this. I've been very clear, the president's been very clear when we've been asked this question.
Paula
Oh, does she should never be remembered for anything else.
Dan Bongino
That was at Tim runs his mouth on X by the way not maze but we love we have a lot of stuff for me so they're all good. Make sure you follow these accounts are great for video.
Paula
Folks. The woman is a disgrace to the podium now you may be saying, well Dan, she was lied to by Joe Biden. Folks, if this woman isn't smart enough to realize she's getting smoked up then how is she smart enough to represent the United States? Remember, she's paid by the taxpayers working in a taxpayer funded building to advance the message of the President of the United States, not the President of the Democrat Party. The woman's a disgrace. If Karine Jean Pierre had any human dignity at all folks, in the chat.
Dan Bongino
Did we break the chatter?
Paula
What? No. What? What should she do today? She should resign today. Today. There is zero doubt. She should resign today and preserve some.
Dan Bongino
Shred of human dignity is real. Any problems with rumble Right. Okay. It's just my phone. Yeah, I got to put my.
Paula
Debbie, go resign today. Resigned today. Show America. Please can we get the socks up again because this woman sucks so bad. Like just show America you have some shred of backbone and today say I refuse.
Dan Bongino
I'm not doing that again. Of course that Gore performance.
Paula
The hack goon disgusting filthy enemies of freedom and liberty. The modern disgusting, filthy liberal media have to make this story about what? What happens every time there is a Democrat scandal the media can't explain away. The story becomes a Republican's pound story every single time. What's a Republican's pound story? Because the media cannot explain away Democrat disgusting, filthy communist authoritarian filth bag grotesqueity behavior. They make the story about not the scandal but the Republican reaction to it. Sometimes they actually write Republicans pounce. He's like, I got an example. No. Yes we do. Politico. Republicans pounce on Biden pardoning his son Hunter. Notice the story isn't about what the Democrats did, these scumbags. The story is about the Republican reaction. This is who bullshit echo is. This is why nobody takes these idiots seriously. It's why according to that Pew survey or whatever it was Gallup, 31% of Americans only trust the mainstream media. Meaning 7 out of 10 think you guys suck. It's because you do suck.
Dan Bongino
Hey, thank you guys for tuning in. I really appreciate it. Like I said, don't want to leave you guys without content. Want to make sure you got something for a Friday. Have fun this weekend. Appreciate everything you guys did for me and did for the show. I will see you back here live at 11am on Monday. You just heard the Dan Bongino Show.
Summary of "Special: Bongino's Best Segments" – The Dan Bongino Show (Released December 6, 2024)
In this special episode of The Dan Bongino Show, host Dan Bongino revisits some of his most impactful segments, offering listeners a comprehensive overview of key political issues, insider insights, and sharp critiques of mainstream media narratives. Co-host Paula engages alongside Dan, providing additional perspectives and commentary. Below is a detailed summary structured into clear sections, highlighting the main discussions, notable quotes, and overarching themes.
Dan kicks off the episode by celebrating his birthday week, expressing gratitude to his audience for helping the podcast secure the number five spot on Pod Track, making it the fifth most popular podcast in the country. This segment sets a celebratory tone and acknowledges listener support.
Notable Quote:
Paula introduces a significant clip from CNN featuring Jake Tapper and Van Jones discussing Dan Bongino's influence and his potential consideration for the Secret Service director position. The phrase "Cutesy Time is Over," popularized by Dan, becomes the focal point of their analysis.
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The conversation shifts to Matt Gaetz's unexpected withdrawal from consideration for the Attorney General position. Dan speculates on the political maneuvers behind Gaetz's decision, suggesting pressure from Republican senators and the intricate dynamics within the party.
Notable Quotes:
Dan and Paula delve into the significance of the FBI director nomination, emphasizing the threat posed by the so-called "Deep State." They highlight Cash Patel's nomination, praising his understanding of FBI policies against domestic spying and intelligence gathering abuses. The discussion underscores the importance of appointing individuals who can dismantle entrenched bureaucratic obstacles.
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The hosts transition to critiquing the mainstream media's handling of Democratic scandals. They argue that media outlets deflect focus from the misconduct of Democrats by spotlighting Republican reactions, thereby diminishing the credibility and seriousness of the scandals.
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In the concluding segment, Dan extends thanks to his listeners and reflects on the show's journey. While maintaining his characteristic assertiveness, he reiterates key points from the discussions and underscores the importance of staying informed and vigilant against political manipulations.
Notable Quote:
Media Skepticism: Dan and Paula exhibit a strong distrust of mainstream media, particularly CNN, asserting that media narratives are often skewed to undermine conservative figures and agendas.
Political Strategy and Party Dynamics: The analysis of Matt Gaetz's withdrawal reveals the complex interplay within the Republican Party and the strategic decisions that influence high-profile nominations.
Deep State Concerns: A recurring theme is the opposition to entrenched bureaucratic interests, with emphasis on the need for leadership that can challenge and reform institutions like the FBI.
Critique of Identity Politics: The hosts argue that identity politics foster division and distract from substantive policy discussions, advocating for policies that unify rather than segregate.
Audience Engagement: Throughout the episode, Dan and Paula engage directly with their audience, fostering a sense of community and shared purpose among listeners.
This special episode of The Dan Bongino Show encapsulates the hosts' unwavering stance against mainstream media biases, their strategic political insights, and their commitment to challenging entrenched political structures. By revisiting some of their best segments, Dan and Paula provide listeners with a rich and engaging analysis of contemporary political issues, reinforcing the podcast's role as a leading voice in conservative discourse.