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Get ready to hear the truth about America on a show that's not immune to the facts with your host, Dan Bongino. You know, let me tell you kind of a funny story. So I'll do a weekend update, but this is just kind of out of left field. I get a call from a media reporter last week and he wants to talk about how stories bubble up in the whole MAGA ecosystem of which obviously we're the biggest portion of it. We are. We're just the biggest shows. So that's just a fact. So he calls me. It was an Axios guy. And we'll see what they write. It's, you know, it's probably going to be the same piece, but whatever. We'll see. But you know, I've started to talk to some of these people more and the logic behind it is this. Excuse me. My voice is still struggling from the inaugural crud that went around last week that everybody got. But the gist of every piece, of course is going to be these right wing crazy conspiracy theorists, whatever, they write the same piece every time. But I figure I might as well get my shots in too, you know, so we'll see what they write. But he wanted to see how these stories percolate up from the MAGA ecosystem up into bureaucrats, politicians, maybe even Donald Trump. Right. So it's fascinating to watch our. Hold on. I should have had this close. You know, our Iraq em sock em robots theory of Donald Trump. It is fascinating. We found the red guy, by the way, and he's not broken. The blue guy, he's just been getting decimated lately. Of course the red guy keeps winning. Red, red rocker. He put Donald Trump on the back of that. We know when you put a Donald Trump face on that. Somebody get on that. People in the mainstream media are now picking up our Rock em sock em robots narrative. I'm gonna show you that in the beginning. Got a weekend update. It's good to be back with you. I was struggling a little bit on Friday but felt good enough to do the show. That crud at the inauguration was vicious. Mike Benz is sick now too. I don't know what was going around the day, like did the Biden team on the way out, like spray the sky with some deadly pathogen or something. But I feel great. Saturday morning I woke up, felt better. And it's just, you know, the recovery things always takes a little bit to get your voice fully back. Hey, the ultimate sleep refresh for the New Year's Beam's dream powder. Try it. Get up to 45% off for a limited time at shopbeam.com bongino use code bongino at checkout. Today's show also brought to you by Patriot Mobile who may have won the election but restoring the great this great nation. We're only in the beginning stages. Now's the time to take a stand. Patriot Mobile is leading that charge. Is America's only Christian conservative wireless provider. Patriot Mobile offers a way to vote with your wallet without compromising on quality or convenience. Patriot Mobile isn't just about providing exceptional cell phone service. It's a call to action to defend our rights and freedoms. 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I don't do it often, only on Mondays. Don't want to bore you with my stories but sometimes they're interesting. So took my brother Joe and my daughter Amelia and my wife obviously Paula. We went down to the Auburn Tennessee basketball game. I love you all in Tennessee. It was so nice to see you. Keep that picture up for a minute. It was nice to see you all. You see the lovely Paula. You see my daughter Amelia who looks exactly like Paula. See my brother Joe who yes, is a cloning experiment gone awry. He's not my twin. He's actually five years younger than me. The fact that we look alike I think is a compliment to me. You better ever talk with Joe about that because he's actually younger than me. That is obviously me to the left and in the middle is a great Auburn coach, Bruce Pearl. He let us watch the shoot around at the beginning of the game. I ran into so many awesome Tennessee folks because the Volunteers were playing in Auburn and Hamilton's restaurant. I went to Hamilton's and Lucy's, two of my favorite restaurants. Lucy's always great. Hamilton's. I met the owner there, one of the owners and managers over there. What a great guy. Super nice. And while in Hamilton's, I met some Tennessee fans and they were super nice to me. So I love you guys. Big huge win by Auburn. It wasn't the prettiest game defensive game. Myles Kelly hit a three pointer to win the game with about 27 seconds left. It was one of the most amazing sports games I've been to in a long time. And to watch my brother and my daughter Amelia and my wife so happy and my daughter Amelia jumping on me. It's why I love sports. You get to enjoy something with a bunch of people and forget about the world for a minute. It was a lot of fun. So there's my weekend update, folks. A lot happened this weekend when the Bongino army marshals like we did for Pete Hegseth. I can't tell you how proud I am when we do it. And getting Pete Hegseth through and the Bongino army being a big part of that, I got to tell you all out there, sincerely, candidly, from the bottom of, as I always say, my sometimes broken heart, look at me. I love you guys and I deeply appreciate what you did. And I'm going to tell you something. I know Pete Hegseth. Secretary Hegseth. Gosh, that sounds good. Secretary Hegseth feels the exact same way. And I know his lovely wife Jen feels the same way too. Thank you. But ladies and gentlemen, our mission isn't done. Thank you. Bongino army for Pete. But now we have to move on to Cash. Pete's got his own mission now. Secretary Hegseth is going to clean up our broken military leadership and make it the most lethal killing machine in the world from now to perpetuity. But now it's time to move on to Cash Patel. We can't just sit here and celebrate and crack the bubbly. But this reporter reached out and asked me. He's starting to figure out, this guy who reached out from Axios that the Bongino army is a little more powerful than people think. We're kind of like, I don't know, guys. Tell me in the chat if I'm crazy. I'm watching you guys over here. What do we got? We got 19. We're about to break 100,000. Only eight minutes in. OK. Which is just pretty freaking amazing for a live stream at 11 o'clock in the morning. So thank you. We're like the ninja army. Ok. There are other shows out there. This is, I don't want to say sounds like a dick move. There are great shows out there with people who really love the president, who do a wonderful job. They get a lot of attention from the media. The Bonjino show is a strange cat because the media hates us so much, they kind of avoid us. So we get to creep up. We're like the ninjas. We get to creep up them, you know, I'm saying, like, you've got the samurais on the battlefield and everybody notices them with their battle. Battle armor. Beautiful battle armor. They're gleaming swords and they look scary. Paint their faces, everything. You know, you see the samurai and you're like, my gosh. And the samurai were impressive, right? We're kind of like the ninjas. We creep up on you. You never see us coming. But I got to warn you, the media starting to notice. So the good side is the Bongino army. Everybody's starting to notice. Hey, where the real deal, the bad side is we're not going to be able to creep up on anyone anymore. So congratulations. Can we get a ninja? Oh, someone did it already. Who did it? Who be. Oh, my gosh, I just missed you. I'm sorry, I was. I was scrolling down and I. Oh, Lynn, 2456 with the ninja emoji. That is you guys. That is you guys. And ladies out there, we're like ninjas. And I'm just kind of proud of that, but I'm not sure it's going to last long. You know what? Let's go to the ninja emojis all over the place. Don't make me laugh. Today. My voice is still coming. Hey, I'm going to reverse this a little bit. Hold that Caroline Levitt thing for a second. Can you go to the Peggy Noonan article? Here's what I'm talking about. By the Bongino army and how powerful you guys are. Peggy Noonan is no fan of Donald Trump, okay? She writes for the Wall Street Journal. I'm going to tell you something. I like her work. I read it. You don't need to be an acolyte of me or Bannon or Trump me to like your work. I enjoy reading her stuff even if I don't agree with her. Okay. Peggy Noonan has this piece called the White House Wonder Horse, talking about how Trump is now at the top of his power. She doesn't like the guy, but in a good piece. And it's worth your time. She notes, Trump's at the top of his power, the top of his game. He used to be testy and aggrieved with reporters because he yearned for their admiration. Maybe, maybe not. But the second part is definitely true. Now he treats these reporters with patience and calm because he doesn't care about them. She knows Trump has his own thing going. If they don't like him, it's their problem with their puny little numbers and shrinking networks. Keep in mind his lady does not like Donald Trump. But man, whether he yearned for their admiration, I'm not sure that's true. It's her opinion. Whatever. The second part is undoubtedly true. Do you notice he's different with the media now? He's not. He's not in the tussle anymore. He basically just ignores their stupidity, makes fun of them. And who's on to the next question? Because he's like, no one's watching, you idiots. Anyway. Here's the part I was talking about, though. Where do you think this came from? She notes, for four years. It's going to be a nonstop 24.7rock em sock them. God bless our beloved country. History ahead, everybody. Hold on tight, folks. Who fixed the Rockham Sock Em? Did you guys just creep over here? Was that like a ghost? Oh, you did. Oh, you're gonna say like, wow, that is weird. Oh, so there's another Rock Em Sock'em. Oh, hold on, folks. I didn't even know we had a backup Rock Em Sock'em robots. I was like, how did they just do that? So the red guy right here, this is Donald Trump. Here's the media. Every single time. Yeah. Wait, body slam. Remember when Hogan body. Was it WrestleMania 3 or something? When he body slammed Andre the Giant was at the silver door. Actually, Andre actually jumped onto Hogan. But whatever. This is going to be every single time. The blue dude just bounced up in here. Folks, we're in charge now, all right? Did she take the Rock Em Sock Em Robots from. I don't know. Who cares? Doesn't even matter. I'm just telling you, you guys are way ahead of the news cycle and so is the damn bunch of you. Don't show. A couple of things happened. And by the way, I told you, a lot of people challenged me in the primary. Donald Trump's gonna be a lame duck. I said you're missing the point. There we are. Rockham Sock Ems in the. In the chat room. Populate that chat room. Folks, I told you during the primary, you're reading this all wrong. Donald Trump will never be a lame duck. Until Donald Trump on the unfortunate day we lose him from this earth like we'll lose everyone else. Okay? He will never be a lame duck. His political power will outlast his presidency. He started a revolution no different than the founding of the Republican Party. And if you don't see it, that's your problem. That's not on us. We're ahead of the news cycle. You guys are always trailing on us. He's not a lame duck. He's a guy who learned from four years and now has two years plus another two after the midterms to change his country for the better. We saw it this weekend. There are still world leaders, notably the president of Columbia, who is a socialist. And this is very personal to me. My wife was a Colombian citizen up until 10 years ago. She's now a US citizen. I've been to Colombia many times. It is a beautiful country. I highly, highly recommend if you, if you want to go down and travel. It's a beautiful place. Casca Viejo is incredible to visit. Colombia is an amazing. By the way it's spelled with C O L O. A lot of people are spelling it C O, L, L, U. It's C O, L, O. So you don't want, you know, the people doing the spell check thing on Twitter for you. Colombia is a beautiful place. The head of the president Colombia now, Gustavo Petro, is a socialist. So Donald Trump said, we are sending back Colombian citizens, by the way, who entered the United States illegally. We do a lot for Colombia. The simple answer and the correct answer and the right answer for Gustavo Petra was, okay, we will take care of our citizens. No different than if an American had done something wrong in Colombia and was in the country illegally, they sent him back, we would take care of it here. But that's not what Gustavo, Gustavo Petro decided to do. He said, no, no, you're not going to land that plane of our citizens here. He doesn't understand this is the ground and find out presidency and Gustavo Petro is in a stage one of effing around and he just found out. Caroline Levitt notes on her tweet, the Colombian president who decided they would not basically let the light the flights land, has now agreed to all President Trump's terms. Ladies and gentlemen, President Trump. What's the word I tell you all to remember about President Trump every single time? He is transactional. You understand? Transactional. He does not get emotional. He gets passionate. That's not the same thing. He does not get Overly emotional about things. I should say. He doesn't let me describe better. He doesn't let his passion dictate and his emotions and passion override his transactional nature. These guys are criminals from Colombia. Invaded our country illegally. Well, why are we keeping him? Send them back to Colombia. He doesn't want to take them. Okay, tariffs on the country. Okay. Now he wants to take them. Okay, thanks. Move on. I'm telling you, media people, others, we said it a couple of weeks ago. Language alert. Man, this is the fuck around and find out presidency. I'm not we going to win another four years. All I'm telling you is your the media and commies and socialists out there. You are stuck with us for four years. And you better get used to the find out portion because you're not even. You're barely in stage one. You're getting ready for the find out portion if you're a military leader too obsessed with DEI and not obsessed with lethality. Our military is one job. There's the bad guy. Kill them before they kill us. That's their job. That's why they're freaking out about Pete Higson. Thank you to the Bongino army again. Secretary Hegseth in charge now. Moving on to cash. We got to get that done. But I want you to listen to this. Secretary Hegseth at a swearing in ceremony spoke briefly about his three principles for the military short. It's about a minute, but it's worth your time. This is a clarion call moment. I want you to listen to all three of these things and if you're not a crazy sick liberal lunatic, tell me which one of these three you disagree with. Check this out. We will put America first. We will bring peace through strength. And the three principles I talked about.
