The Chaos Before Christmas: Join us this week for a wild holiday livestream featuring live cocktail crafting, questionable gift exchanges, and an unfiltered, boozy review of our predictions for 2025.

🍌 The Gilded Banana: Witness the unveiling of the ultimate cocktail guide and the "dirty monkey" whiskey tasting. Watch the boys try to mix drinks without ruining the studio equipment.

🔮 Prediction Reality Check: We let an AI analyze our January predictions. From S&P 500 targets to small-cap rotation dreams—did we beat the market, or did the market beat us?

🚀 The Future is Now: From Tesla Robotaxis hitting Austin to AST SpaceMobile’s critical launch—the autonomous revolution is accelerating faster than we thought. $TSLA $ASTS

📉 The Chainlink Heartbreak: Krzysztof breaks down his highest conviction crypto play that didn't go to plan, plus the "inverted reality" of our best and worst stock picks for each other. $LINK

🎰 Vegas 2026 Announced: We are taking the jungle to the strip! Get the details on our first ever Patreon gathering and poker tournament in Las Vegas.

🧠 Mind Over Matter: A deep dive into Neuralink’s progress with Brain-Computer Interfaces—arguably the most emotional and human segment of the year.

🛠️ The Investor's Toolkit: A roundup of the specific apps and AI tools we are using to level up our retail investing game for the year ahead.

Segments:

00:00 Cold Open

03:05 Christmas Party Begins

10:17 Gift Exchange - Banana Themed Presents

30:08 Making Cocktails

39:19 Official Start - Moving to Predictions

46:53 2025 Predictions Review Begins

50:28 S&P 500 & Magnificent Seven Performance

55:20 Recession Watch - Did It Happen?

58:59 Bitcoin vs Chainlink - The Disappointment

01:03:19 Space Race & Robotaxi Reality Check

01:27:34 Medical Breakthroughs & Neuralink Progress

01:43:47 The Inverted Reality - Worst Prediction Ever

01:52:55 Leverage Bubble Concerns

01:57:39 Hot Sectors for 2026

01:59:52 Favorite Books & Movies of 2025

02:04:47 Vegas Meetup Plans & Poker Quiz

02:11:00 Closing Thoughts

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