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Ben Mandelker
Hello and welcome to Watch what Crap ins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker. Joining me today, Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie, how are you?
Ronnie Karam
Well, hi.
Ben Mandelker
Ronnie currently is. We're both on Craps on Demand, which means that you can see us on video. You can see me in front of my virtual background. This is not my office, although I kind of wish it were. And Ronnie has some living art behind him, which is. Appears to be a silhouette. A silhouette of a person moving around behind your head.
Ronnie Karam
I'm just kind of sexually harassing him as this goes along and pinching his little butt back there. So if you see me just kind of reach behind my head to pinch a butt, it's because cute guy's little butts behind me. What a, what a show. Also, I was like, please, I'm working right now. You can't work up here. And he's like, oh, I'm going to be very quiet. I'm not doing any machinery. So listen, that's him being quiet. It's now instead of going, it's like.
Ben Mandelker
It just, it reminds me of like the early 2000s, how Crunch Gym had like. All the showers at Crunch Gym were like frosted glass and you could see people showering while you worked out. And the cardio spruce.
Ronnie Karam
Yes. That's when I used to go there. I used to love it. It was like a Skinemax movie. That design of the bathroom.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, that was like. Well, I, I wasn't even a member there. But it was just like such a famous thing that everyone would talk about that. Oh, yeah, he's bending over now. Oh, Ronnie, Ronnie. Inappropriate. Inappropriate. It's actually harassing your hired worker right now.
Ronnie Karam
It's okay when it's simulated, right.
Ben Mandelker
It's okay when it's just a shadow.
Ronnie Karam
I'm very respectful in real life.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. So I'll tell you where we will not be very respectful. It's probably Going to be right here on this podcast in a few minutes.
Ronnie Karam
Oh, no. I'm ready to pop.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. You know what? It's been a long, dramatic week in the world, and I woke up today, and I am ready to burst. And I'm afraid it's going to come out violently today on this podcast in this recap of the Orange county reunion, which was. It had me seeing red. Okay. I vote blue, but I see red. Okay. And that was this reunion.
Ronnie Karam
Wow. Wow.
Ben Mandelker
You know, Orange county, they always. They always know how to make our blood pressure just rise for a reunion. Am I right?
Ronnie Karam
You are right. You know, this Heather and Emily, what monsters, what horrible human beings. And we've always known it. You know, Emily, you add nothing but giving other people shit. Do something in your own life. Go cry about your fucking mother somewhere else. Like, I'm so over you. Because now we have to sit through a segment of Emily crying about, you know, being a size 12 and her mom, you know, the next. The next part of it is that, you know, after. She's an absolute fucking monster in this episode. Fuck you, lady. You know, and fix your face. You did it wrong this time. And Heather, with your fucking constant frown. You deserve the face that you have, ma'am. That constant, sad, disgusting frown with your wires hanging all out. That's what you deserve, okay? You did that to yourself. You're a horrible human being, Heather. Horrible human being. And so, you fucking monster. You live off your in laws. How dare you come sit here and judge someone else the whole time. And when you keep saying, oh, I'm a lawyer, you're a copyright attorney. Get the out of here.
Ben Mandelker
Okay, I thought she's a family attorney.
Ronnie Karam
Either way, she does copyright and family law, but she's not a criminal lawyer. And. And also saying, oh, the police wouldn't lie. The police are lying.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, that was really.
Ronnie Karam
You work at the Innocence Project. You basing your whole storyline on the fact that innocent. That police lie. Get the out of here, Emily.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, that drove me absolutely nuts. Emily was. Was hot to go on so many things. I'm like, why are you so hot on this right now? And then Heather was so, so evil. I mean, I was amused. Like, you know me. I am there. You know, there are aspects of Heather that really amused me because it's so. It's. She's so evil that I just, like, laugh. Like, when she goes, I'm speaking. I am still speaking. It's still my turn.
Heather Dubrow
Still speaking.
Ben Mandelker
It is me. I'm like, it's so obnoxious. That I laughed. I'm just like, oh, my God, she's so happy. But, like, I really felt like the whole thing when it came time for Katie telling her story. And then Heather is basically like, no, this man said you followed him to his house. And, like, she's like, Heather's, like, blindly taking the side of the cops and this guy who did this versus the. Versus, you know, Katie. And I just think that it was. It felt actually quite problematic to me. I did not like that whatsoever. And I was like, wow, this is just a real dick moment from that side of that entire side of the reunion was half of. Half of the set really was not.
Heather Dubrow
I can't believe Tamra was the.
Ben Mandelker
Performed the best out of the three of those people. How did Tamra have a better reunion than everyone else sitting next to her?
Ronnie Karam
Tamara came in manic depressive mode because she has been getting slammed so hard this whole season. I mean, she was so depressed. She did that facelift thing. She can't move. I mean, this is the thing. And when I say, by the way, fix your face, Emily. I mean, Emily's a gorgeous woman, but the plastic surgery has gone so overboard, she can't even move. So she looks so nasty when she's being so nasty. And then you've got Tamara, who's. Well, Chen. It was the only thing that moved the entire episode. And she was at anyone and called him a C word today. You know, like, we came into this reunion exactly the same, me and Tamara. And Tamara didn't do it. She didn't scream. And it's like, okay, but you're also boring now, so, like, you either.
Ben Mandelker
No, no, no. Tamara is a professional villain, and one of her greatest skills is she knows how to. She knows how to calibrate. And she's had just a flat out wretched season. And so when she has a season, when she has, like, a real big Tamra villain season, because we know that they come every few years, we're in the middle of one. She always comes back and try, like, I'm sorry.
Heather Dubrow
I just. I was hurt. I just was, like, the reason why I was hurt, it's because I was hurt. Like, that's all.
Ben Mandelker
I just.
Heather Dubrow
Ready to say what I said. I didn't say the delivery wasn't good, but I was hurt. That's it.
Ben Mandelker
And like, yeah, so she's like. She's just doing her classic Tamra pivot. Her face is completely frozen at this point. I mean, it really was like going to the hall of Presidents and just like, Watching her, you know, tell us about, like, the pledge of Allegiance.
Ronnie Karam
Well, in the hall of Presidents, too. It's like they froze them too late. It's like, too late. You know, it's like when people. When people in vampire shows become a vampire too late, you know, and they're like, why couldn't you make me a vampire when I used to work out and I was 20? I know.
Ben Mandelker
Now I look like Jeremy Irons four.
Heather Dubrow
Scones seven years ago. You were still a bitch, bitch.
Ronnie Karam
How did you get me in Abraham Lincoln mode? God damn it.
Shannon Bedor
Four hearts and 27 scars and points. Go.
Heather Dubrow
Mr. GOP.
Shannon Bedor
Tear down that alcoholic. I'm going to sign the declaration of your husband's a loser and a criminal.
Heather Dubrow
The only thing we have to fear is shining behind the wheel.
Ronnie Karam
All right, well, let's get into it because, you know, there's. There's our base. There's where we're starting from today. Oh, someone was asking. This is just a quick custodial question. Someone was asking why. I don't know what that means. Love custodians. Hey, custodians out there, it's crap.
Ben Mandelker
It's custodial time.
Ronnie Karam
Just a quick. What do you call it, like, office keeping?
Ben Mandelker
Housekeeping. Housekeeping.
Heather Dubrow
Yeah.
Ronnie Karam
I don't know what I'm saying. Housekeeping.
Ben Mandelker
Custodial is actually totally.
Ronnie Karam
No, don't say maid. A quick maid thing. Oh, you're going to hell. Okay, Quick housekeeping. Note crapons. We are posting episodes a little bit later these days. There's a couple reasons. One is we have a brilliant team of note takers who is working with us now. You guys are doing such a great job for us today is Nadine. Nadine, we love you. You do such a good job. They get their stuff in on time all the time, really. So it's not their fault. It's just that they don't have access to Bravo screeners because that's illegal. That is illegal for us to do. And we're not gen. Aiden, so we don't. We don't give them to. To them. So they're a little bit later. And also we work with an editor and sound producer these days named Christina. If you guys didn't know Christina. Hi, Christina. We love Christina. She does a great job. And Christina actually sits and listens to the shows after we turn them in. So we record at 10am in the morning every morning. So we're not done that late. It just takes, you know, it takes a long process now because it's not just us two Monkeys pressing buttons. There are other monkeys here.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, we're just trying to make it a better, a better show and also a smoother experience for everyone involved. So we thank you for your patience for waiting a few hours. But you know, that's more time to just get your rage going. Right? Like that's time to like really let it get brewing, you know, like, because.
Ronnie Karam
A couple of, a couple of. A couple of the guesses were, well, maybe it's Ronnie's house being under construction or something. Nope. We literally will record. As you see, somebody is grinding on a window behind me. We don't, we don't care. We're not that actually. Okay.
Ben Mandelker
Ye.
Ronnie Karam
He's probably wondering why he's getting a boner the way that I keep pinching him while he's back there, you know, with my finger shadow pinching him or whatever. So anyway, I just wanted to let people know that's what's going on. And thank you to our team because.
Ben Mandelker
I was about to say thanks. We have a. We really have a great team that we've built over. We used to do this show just the two of us, only the two of us up until last October or so. And that's when Christina came on board. We also have Caitlin doing our social. We have Colleen who's like sort of wrangles all of our note takers together. So really appreciate everyone who's helped, who helps us out. Thank you for not being like Tamara, having family.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. Thank you guys. Thank you for being the Jen Pedrantes of this.
Heather Dubrow
Who would have thought that we were.
Ben Mandelker
Going to have like a little moment of like staff appreciation?
Ronnie Karam
Well, you know, we know we don't really go into that stuff a lot on this show, but just so everyone knows what's going on, a lot of changes. Okay, so here we go. Real Housewives of Orange County Season 818 Reunion Part 1 Tonight, the three part reunion of the Real Housewives of Orange County.
Shannon Bedor
I have children, I'm a father.
Ben Mandelker
So they all step out of their SCPs. They're all showing up and it's like one of these things where there's like previews, but we're also seeing them get into glam and everything. And we see lots of stuff and everything. So now, okay, we now sit down, Andy Lee. And by the way, the Orange county set has become my favorite set. I loved last season, I love this season where they just have. The entire background is like one big projection of the ocean and it's like a video projection. It's just so good. And when you look at, like, whatever strange, like, Monsters, Inc. Disney ride they do for Salt Lake City, I like. It's just such a step up for Orange county, you know?
Ronnie Karam
I hate to start this disagreeing right off the bat. I don't like it. It's very Star wars for me because that's how they shoot all the new Star wars things. They just shoot them all in a big screen. It's just weird. I don't like it. I mean, you've already got Tamara and Emily's faces. At this point, we've got enough Star wars bar going on. I don't need the whole set. You know what I mean?
Ben Mandelker
I was gonna say, as long as. As long as Tamra's face is as glossy as a stormtrooper helmet, you might as well just make it all the way Star Wars.
Ronnie Karam
By the way, I know it's so problematic to make fun of faces.
Ben Mandelker
It's just.
Ronnie Karam
It's just the crafting of it. You know what I mean? It's not ugly or anything like that. It's just. I'm just saying, it's like we're talking like, hobby lobble critics, Hobby lobby criticisms at this point. It's just like, do better crafting, you know? So Andy is like, welcome back. I'm Andy Cohen. We're high atop the hills of Orange county, or at least pretending we are, and congratulations are in order. Kelly Dodd is leaning over the balcony throwing water balloons at people and calling them immigrants. So that's been fun.
Heather Dubrow
Your season marked the 100th season of the Real Housewives franchise, so. Muscle. Shannon, what are you. I'm sorry, I'm just. I think that's John Jansen's son out there on the beach.
Ben Mandelker
Hi.
Heather Dubrow
Hi, Shannon. It's. It's actually projection. Oh, well, that explains why he's not responding to me. Not that he ever did. And when I was in a healthy relationship with John.
Shannon Bedor
So, Tamra, last time I saw you.
Ronnie Karam
You look like a crumpled up paper bag that had been covered in wax and then thrown into fire again.
Shannon Bedor
And on Instagram, she's like, y. Diego, my mind.
Ronnie Karam
Can you. Can we get an interpreter?
Ben Mandelker
And then we cut. For some reason, this was some really strange NBC Universal synergy. Then we just started watching ET And I was like, why are they showing clips of ET Right now?
Ronnie Karam
I'm like, girl, the bike. Bike baskets are dangerous too.
Heather Dubrow
E. Tamra, phone Eddie.
Ronnie Karam
She's like, ah. He said, well, what happened to you, Tamara? And are you happy with the results? As if he's not one of the people propping up impossible beauty standards to uphold on his network. He's like, what? What are you doing over there? So she's like, well, I see how you laser.
Shannon Bedor
I had a blue peel. I had a brown lift. I had a boom job. I had my elbows redone. I had my wieners moved up to my neck. I had my waddle moved to the back of my neck. And I had toenail transplants into my eyelashes, which is why my eyelashes kind of clink every time I open the clothes.
Heather Dubrow
And then when all that was done, I just got trapped in a burning building. So turns out it's not a good idea to try to recreate Backdraft.
Ronnie Karam
And he's like, girl. And she's like, whatever. It was just a week of healing or whatever. Yeah, but then that. The healing may have been a week. The Internet is forever. You know what I mean? I know you're gonna be Googling yourself in 20 years, and that's what you're gonna see.
Ben Mandelker
It was.
Ronnie Karam
I hope it was. I was 20 off or whatever you got.
Ben Mandelker
I was shocked when she did this because we went onto Two Teas in a Pod, like, five days later. And we just kept on leading up to our recording session, we just kept seeing all these videos. Tamara looking like she literally just came out of a blazing inferno. And I'm like, how is she gonna record with us? And then, like, we got on Zoom, and she just looked like regular old Tamara. I was like, what witchcraft is happening over there in Orange County? This is.
Ronnie Karam
And we asked her flat out. I was like, how. How are you looking like this?
Shannon Bedor
She's like, oh, I've got staples up here, and I've got disposal, and I've got Jesus.
Ronnie Karam
There is little literal puppetry happening over there. And you got it.
Ben Mandelker
You know, I haven't seen the substance, but I feel like I'm watching it right with.
Ronnie Karam
With her, the substance. I like when, you know, people are Gandhi. I noticed you don't get Boto, which, by the way, is so rude to say to somebody. Seriously. Like, who says that? But they constantly ask him, like, how are the housewives? You know, he's like, oh, I don't believe in that. I don't get Botox. I don't get the privilege, you know what I mean, in saying that when you're the head of, like, all the Real Housewives. Speaking of God, I really need to get in there. My face is moving so much. It's depressing. I feel like a crap.
Ben Mandelker
I have a line right here that I've had forever, but I'm just sort of like. I think I've decided it's my line.
Ronnie Karam
It's my watch this show. And I'm like, why is my face moving? And Tamra can't move to the bottom of her chin. I mean, she can only move her chin. I want to be that. I'm like, I may make fun of it, but I want it. I want it. I want it catalog.
Ben Mandelker
Like, her face is so frozen. Right? And I'm saying this because I know it will start to move again, but this is just what happens. Yeah, but it is literally, like. It's literally like senior wences. Like, you know, when you do, like, a hand puppet, it's like the only thing that moves is the thumb. And, like, that's. That's literally what she looks like. A little fist. A little fist puppet. So.
Ronnie Karam
So much of it is timing, because it really does take time to get your face. It's, like, moving again. So, like, Emily's gonna look gorgeous once she's done. You know, she'll. She'll be back because she is gorgeous. She'll be back to looking gorgeous. It just takes time. You guys have to time these things. You don't do it right before the reunion. You're not new. Like, why are you. What Shannon does, Dan? Shannon does it. Immediately after the reunion is filmed, Shannon goes into a crypt. I don't know what the.
Ben Mandelker
Shannon. Shannon had something happening also. Let's not let her. Like, there were some. There were some fillers that got, like, filled into those cheeks for this, because she was. She was looking like a pinata or something in the face. I mean, it was like. I mean, she looks great. I'm just saying. Everything was like, bloop, bloop, bloop. I was like. I felt like if you just, like, touched her face, like, Tootsie Rolls would come out. It was just. There was a lot going on in there. But, you know, they all do it. They all do it for ahead of the reunion. But I think that every time this happens, we're always like, don't do it just before the reunion. But I think the timing is, like, it's not great for the reunion, but then it settles in by the time the next season starts to film. And that's. You want to make sure everything's good to go before filming. Unless you're Vicky Gumbelson, in which case you do it like, two days before.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, exactly. Or while it's going on, you know. Are you busy getting filler? Be quiet. Get a job. Seriously. So then she goes over what she's got done, and then we move on to Emily. And he's like, he's still working out.
Shannon Bedor
Seven days a week.
Ronnie Karam
And she's like, you know what? I listened it a little. I'm not obsessed, Andy. Okay?
Shannon Bedor
I'm not.
Ronnie Karam
Calm down. And so then the big question. Is Shane in the gym, too? And Shane is in a gym once a week because Emily hired a personal trainer. I'm assuming Perry's paying for it, that Shane is using to go to the gym. And then we see Shane running on a treadmill. You know that once a week is going to make a huge difference. Good for you.
Ben Mandelker
So then Andy's like, all right, Heather.
Heather Dubrow
What'S happening construction wise on the new home?
Ben Mandelker
She's, oh, my God, it's a disaster. Like Wendy malik's career after 1997. Am I right? So Andy's like. He's like, really? Oh, yeah. You know, we're. We're like, you know. You know how we talk about our construction things, how it's like, like twice the time, twice the budget? You know, sort of like also how they talked about how they renovated Tamara space. Well, we're sort of in that land.
Ronnie Karam
Do you ever plan on having anything else going on in your life? I don't. I don't. Spending money pretty much it. So then we go to Gina.
Shannon Bedor
Speaking of real estate, Gina, your face on any bus benches.
Ronnie Karam
I mean, we all know you're on a lot of buses.
Heather Dubrow
Thanks, Andy. It's actually been wonderful. It's been so wonderful that I almost feel bad. But, like, I have to say, like, we're really getting some traction. I just closed on a house last week. It's basically. It's an outhouse. It's literally just like a porta potty. But I sold it, and I have.
Ben Mandelker
Another deal closing on Monday.
Shannon Bedor
Great.
Ronnie Karam
No one cares. Katie, welcome to your first reunion. You're about to get eaten like a lunch. Like a delicious meat lunch for non OC cast members.
Ben Mandelker
Anyway.
Ronnie Karam
And she's like, hi.
Heather Dubrow
Yeah. Did Sutton offer you any advice? No, we didn't talk in a couple of weeks, so, no, I'm just. Last thing I saw from her was.
Ben Mandelker
Her just saying, good luck. You're gonna get destroyed.
Heather Dubrow
So we'll see what happens.
Ronnie Karam
You're about to die. Figuratively, don't worry. Maybe literally, but, you know, at least figuratively. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap ins commercial.
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Shannon Bedor
Jan, congratulations on getting engaged to Plugs.
Ronnie Karam
And she's like, oh, wow. Thank you. Thank you so much. That's amazing. Thank you. Andy. I am getting engaged. I think it's so good to be here. Really is.
Heather Dubrow
And finally. Hello. Shannon Storms, Bedor. Hello. Hello Andy. How are you? I'm. I'm good. Well, you're looking happy and healthy today. Thank you. I'm. I'M feeling very happy considering that my life has been turned upside down by Johnny J. Oh, no, I'm okay.
Shannon Bedor
I just want to say I've been therapized, and I'm ready to come into this reunion not an upset at Tamra Judge at all. How dare you. How. But we're going to have a great time.
Ronnie Karam
I'm really excited to be like Tamra. I mean, Shannon is just ready to start yelling and screaming.
Ben Mandelker
Yes. And. And she's so. The thing that's funny is that, like, so, like I said, her face is puffed up, which is. You know, it's fine. It's fillers, and they go down, but there was, like, freshly puffed up, and her hair is down on her face, and her dress is, like, up to, like, her clavicle. So there's something about her that's just like. Like, it's just sort of like everything is, like, tight around her and bursting out at the same time. And there's just, like. You can tell this is a woman who just wants to scream her head off right now.
Ronnie Karam
She is ready to scream her damn head off for sure. So then he's like, wow, okay, you're. You might be d. Dating.
Shannon Bedor
I hear it's like, oh, I am. I'm dating a little. I am dating a little. I'm being helped by my good friend Joel Kim. Booster.
Ben Mandelker
We are so close.
Ronnie Karam
We are just so close. It's been such a good couple of months, Andy.
Heather Dubrow
He's. He's. You know, there's a. There's a reason why his last name is Booster. Because he makes you feel so good. He just boosts you right up. Yeah, I feel. I feel great. Trashed my. Trash my reputation yet again. Another man in my life trying to ruin me. I'm fine. I'm happy. I'm totally happy. I'm happy. I'm so happy.
Ronnie Karam
So, Tamara, you mentioned going to a therapist.
Shannon Bedor
She's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true, Andy.
Ronnie Karam
Well, that's interesting. So what are your goals with this therapist? Is it to ruin their life? And she's like, no, Andy, it's.
Shannon Bedor
Found out where the anger stems from. Where's it coming from? Deep inside me. Here's what I know, Andy. Someone drops toothpicks, and I start counting them very rapidly over and over. And then I called Tom Cruise, and I said, you're my brother. Where the Are you supposed to pick me up in the convertible? Take me to Las Vegas?
Ben Mandelker
So, by the way, Tamara is setting up her next season, which is Tamarind Therapy, which will be hilarious. It'll be like, all right, Tamara, I.
Heather Dubrow
Want you to close your eyes. Okay?
Ronnie Karam
All right.
Ben Mandelker
Take us back.
Heather Dubrow
Take us back to where the pain began. Here's 1987. I walked into a Blockbuster. I thought I saw Jon Bon Jovi, but it was just a broom. And I got so sad.
Shannon Bedor
The hurt began there. It began there. Right when I thought it was all going to be okay. I went to it. My video. I said, I'll take Pretty and Pink, please. And they said, that's only available in vhs. I said, what? What happened to Bandamax?
Heather Dubrow
What happened to Banamax? I said, I want. I want to run a movie called Some Kind of Wonderful. And they said, you're some kind of slut. I said, hey.
Ronnie Karam
I like that. They actually gave her a real reason.
Ben Mandelker
So they just bashed her for no reason. She's just like a teenager trying to rent a video at Blockbuster and someone was awful. And that's, like, what caused Tamara to be this monster.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, like, actually, she does have a reason. So I just can't wait till Tamra's on the Spectrum episode. You know her on the Spectrum season, because that shit's so low, even for Tamra. But for those of you who haven't heard, Tamara announced that she went to therapy one time and then announced that she is now on the Spectrum. So Andy is like, funny because it's obviously bullshit, but, God, I can't wait to see her commit to that first season.
Ben Mandelker
It will be pretty hilarious. So Andy then turns to Shannon. It's like, well, how do you take what Tamara just said?
Heather Dubrow
She's like, well, I mean, the way I was treated by you, Tamara, this season is unacceptable. You attacked me. And I really don't have an interest in being friends with you because what I am doing and my therapy is I'm creating a healthy boundary with healthy choices with some smart balance mixed in. It's a delicious spread. It's butter. Like, without being butter. Olive oil based. It is healthy. And a boundary. And a healthy boundary is not being in a toxic relationship with you, Tamara.
Shannon Bedor
A toxic. Toxic. She said our entire friendship was toxic? Is that what you're saying?
Ronnie Karam
No, she didn't do that. I love that, Tamara. Like, she can't even have a slight disagreement without twisting your words against you, you know? Oh, so you're saying everything was toxic? No, she didn't say that, Tamara.
Shannon Bedor
Well, absolutely, I am saying that because you said. I'm saying it. So I will double down on it, especially when you came back on the show, we never. We never got back to the point of friendship that we were before Tam.
Heather Dubrow
Never.
Shannon Bedor
We never did.
Heather Dubrow
I thought we did. So. Oh. Oh, well. So you keep on exaggerating how close and how often we spend time together. Because we weren't that close. Well, let me tell you something, Tamara. Shannon, what are you doing? I'm trying to sing the song Toxic. I'm not sure if I really landed that or not, but this must be a funny moment.
Shannon Bedor
Fun Shannon by my favorite artist, Britney Schmears. I left her on bagels. Okay, well, I think we were pretty close. You called me every day, Shannon. Every single day. What's she saying?
Ronnie Karam
She wants to try today to take toxicity out of your relationship.
Shannon Bedor
So we'll see A lot of open wounds here. A lot of open wounds, Andy.
Ronnie Karam
I'm just saying.
Shannon Bedor
Lot of open wounds.
Ronnie Karam
And she's doing the full, like, stirring two pools with.
Heather Dubrow
Hold on. Excuse me, Gina, do you know, does Britney Smears have a song about open wounds as well? I don't think so. Okay, well, here's what I would like.
Shannon Bedor
An open bagel. Have you ever tried to eat one of those things? Not open. Very difficult.
Heather Dubrow
I feel beyond.
Ronnie Karam
So, Janice, really trying goo.
Heather Dubrow
You know what? You know why I like a bagel? Because it's like you're eating a whole slice of bread, but there's a hole in it which represents the pain in my life. Okay, great. Sounds like therapy is going really well.
Ben Mandelker
Jen, let's. What's your intention for today?
Heather Dubrow
Thank you so much. So I hope an intention that I have really is for Emily. Emily and I to set forward a better path because she's sitting in front of me, which means that we're.
Ben Mandelker
I guess we're having a feud.
Heather Dubrow
So I hope our intention. My intention is that we get through it.
Ronnie Karam
Well, I don't think that anything happened. So, you know, you're really. You don't think anything happened? You spent the whole season calling her poor and stupid and screaming at her, emily, what are you talking about? And now you're about to spend the rest of the reunion doing the same thing. She. Shut up, Emily. So she's reserved with me, and I don't understand that. I mean, I just don't know if it's you or if it's Ryan telling you that you should not be friendly with me. Maybe because I'm an attorney. That's so rude. And such a rude thing to say when somebody is trying to be nice to you and start something else to be like, oh, I guess you Know everybody's afraid of me because I'm an attorney. Give me a fucking break. You are. What is wrong with you? What is wrong with this person?
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. I mean, Emily was vicious to Jen all season until she realized that, like, she had to be nice to Jen because there were bigger fish to fry and she needed to gain allies.
Ronnie Karam
I don't believe that. No. I don't think she's lying about working for the Innocence Project, but I just think she's such a faker, because normally people like Emily would be looking for the defense. Like, if I was somebody who was having trouble with the law, I would actually be looking towards Emily. Like, I would want to know Emily. So why would I be afraid that you're an attorney. You're an attorney that works with the California Innocence Project. I'd actually, my. My first response would be like, can we call Emily? Maybe she can help get me off of this, you know? But, you know, I mean, I think.
Ben Mandelker
I think her implication is that, like, Ryan's in trouble with the law, so he doesn't want to deal with any. Like, lawyers are a trigger point for him.
Ronnie Karam
It is. And that's just Emily. She's been wanting to go after Jen this whole season, and now the first second she gets something to chew on, there she is. A chewing.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. So John's like, you know what?
Heather Dubrow
Ryan will give me his opinion and also, you know, a monthly allowance. But Ryan never tells me how to act.
Ben Mandelker
Not.
Heather Dubrow
Or not to react as somebody. Even if he did, I would still do what I want to do. And I felt the same way you feel. You know, if I felt the same way you feel that there is something.
Ben Mandelker
Going on and was like. But there is not. I think. I think that, like, I think that.
Heather Dubrow
Okay, all right, well, I'm already bored by whatever feud this is that, like, we were sort of tracking, but not really.
Gina Kirschenheiter
So let's.
Heather Dubrow
How about we do something else? Anyone else have anything to say besides these two dummies?
Ronnie Karam
It's pretty amazing that after all these seasons, Emily still doesn't know how reunion works.
Shannon Bedor
Pretty good. All right, Heather.
Ronnie Karam
She's like, I have to walk out of. Oh, no. First, he starts with Katie. He's like, so Katie. And Katie is like, oh, gosh. I just. I want to, like, own a couple of things here that I did that I regret, and I want to move forward with that.
Shannon Bedor
Okay, Heather.
Ronnie Karam
And Heather goes. I hope to walk out of here with almost everyone as friends.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah.
Ronnie Karam
Everyone that I don't hate.
Heather Dubrow
All right, well, after making headlines for her DUI rest. Just 10 days after last year's reunion, Shannon started the season under a microscope.
Ben Mandelker
And as she vowed to work on.
Heather Dubrow
Herself, most of the friends were rooting for Shadows reboot. But her ex amiga Tamra, felt like.
Ben Mandelker
She was watching reruns of the same old show.
Heather Dubrow
Okay, let's watch this friendship fall apart.
Ronnie Karam
And then it's just drinking. Yeah, just drinking stuff, you know.
Ben Mandelker
Crashes into a house. Do we ever hear from the owner of that house? Did that ever happen, or.
Ronnie Karam
No, No, I don't. I think they did. They did do some kind of, like, little interview or something, but I don't think they put it on the show. They were like, ouch, my house. So then Shannon, you know, we just see Shannon drinking all over here and ordering drinks, and then Tamara giving her dirty looks, and then Tamara calling her an alcoholic, and then Tamara having lunch and talking about Shannon's drinking, and then drinking, drinking, drinking. So then Tamara's. Tamara's last line was, I'm not gonna.
Shannon Bedor
Enable Shannon because I'm not that type of friend. Stop drinking. Get out, or else I'm done with this relationship.
Ronnie Karam
She says, before she loses her mind because she's drunk half of the other half of the season.
Heather Dubrow
All right, well, I guess it's probably safe to say you two have not spoken since finale night. And Shannon's like, well, what's going to be difficult about today is that I am at a place where I don't feel I have to keep defending myself. And that place is called Joanne Fabrics. It's a lovely place. No judgments. You can walk and walk and walk and find new things to look at.
Ronnie Karam
I do not use alcohol to cope.
Shannon Bedor
I use it to hope.
Ronnie Karam
Is that so bad?
Heather Dubrow
All right, so what is your drinking like now versus what it was before? Well, before I would just keep going, and that was before, but. And I would just drink because it just. I didn't feel good on the inside, and it would make me forget that sort of thing. Okay, and now you drink because you.
Ben Mandelker
Don'T drink as much.
Heather Dubrow
I still feel terrible about myself, and I still drink a lot. But now in the morning, I say, no, I stopped on my own, so it's great.
Ronnie Karam
So Shannon is so shattered.
Shannon Bedor
I do not drink the cope.
Ronnie Karam
Why do you drink?
Shannon Bedor
To cope? Because things are really difficult.
Ronnie Karam
I just drink when I can't take it anymore. He's like, oh, okay. But much better answer. Much better.
Heather Dubrow
I. I don't self medicate. I actually ask a doctor if I can medicate. So it's not self and he says, go ahead. I mean, is it Doc Martens? Is it a pair of shoes? Perhaps, but that's okay. Still a doctor.
Shannon Bedor
I don't medicate myself. Don Julio medicates me just fine, thank you very much.
Ronnie Karam
So Andy's like, so, Heather, you seem to agree with Jammer. Heather, are you okay? You've got a huge, huge frown on your face like you've been smelling farts for the past 20 years. It's my face, Andy. No frown here, only a smile.
Ben Mandelker
I mean, when we heard about the dui, My turn to talk.
Heather Dubrow
I don't think anyone was interrupting you.
Ben Mandelker
My turn. When we heard about what your number was, and it was so high. My turn. Like Terry was saying, as a doctor, it's me. How high was that? That was very concerning.
Shannon Bedor
Oh, it caught out of control. She was saying that it got out of control.
Heather Dubrow
So she admitted that someone that can.
Ben Mandelker
Be awake at that blood alcohol level is someone. Me. Me. My turn. That drinks a lot. And that's where I was coming from.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, it's. It's called a high tolerance out there. We understand what that is. You don't have to be a doctor to do that. I love that. Every chance she gets, she's like, well, you know, Terry's a doctor. Yeah, we know. We've seen. We've seen his face. Okay, so Andy's like, grill steam from the car that tried to kill people in a Stephen King movie. He said, gina.
Ben Mandelker
Wow. Christine from Christine.
Ronnie Karam
It's an awkward one. You know, Twitter names are crazy. Gina, why do you have sympathy for Shannon after all the crap she talked about years.
Shannon Bedor
Do you want. And she brought your kids into the.
Ronnie Karam
Mix, and she fled the scene of an accident and then use the drink. And Jesus Christ, how much air time is Christine the car getting anyway? It's a lot.
Heather Dubrow
All right, people, keep your questions to 115 characters.
Ben Mandelker
So Gina's like.
Heather Dubrow
She's like, well, I don't think that's all she said. I think she was actually pretty transparent.
Ben Mandelker
About what she did and her remorse for what she did.
Heather Dubrow
And at some point, you know, I made the same mistake. Look, I'll put it simply. She was just so pathetic.
Ben Mandelker
I felt bad for her. I feel bad.
Heather Dubrow
Like, if I can feel bad for someone, I'm gonna feel bad. And that's what happened.
Ronnie Karam
And then Emily's like, oh, I witnessed it. It was genuine.
Heather Dubrow
She was truly her.
Ronnie Karam
And she was sobbing. Why are you so mad? Why is Emily yelling through this entire.
Ben Mandelker
Why are you acting like you're an inherit the wind. Like, oh, I saw it all. Relax.
Ronnie Karam
I mean, even though you probably literally will inherit the wind. God damn it, I need to find a Perry in my life.
Ben Mandelker
I don't know why that was the courtroom drama I went to. So Heather is like, I used that.
Ronnie Karam
Matlock, and I think that's the only thing, like, on our current minds.
Ben Mandelker
I was like, it's that or like, liar, liar. So Heather is saying, like, sometimes it. You know, it takes a think like that for you, a thing like that for you to realize.
Heather Dubrow
And, you know, it's like, yeah, I think it's just like Han for Tamra, because she wasn't seeing that. No, I wasn't. But I see it like, you know, I saw Shannon. Shannon saw you at BravoCon after you had a DUI and we had a holiday lunch, and that had to put together, and she didn't apologize to you then, but she did apologize to you on camera, so.
Ronnie Karam
Oh, you mean like you're doing right now? Like you're going to be doing.
Ben Mandelker
Exactly.
Ronnie Karam
So Gina's like, yeah, well, maybe I wasn't there yet either, because I wasn't even looking in her direction at that lunch. You know, I was pretty pissed off.
Shannon Bedor
So it's not like I'm some angel. Okay.
Heather Dubrow
Yeah, actually, you actually posted a picture with. Oh, yeah, you posted a picture without me in it. You may remember that you cut me out of. Out of your picture. I think someone told me that you put a filter into your canva that's an anti Shannon filter and just replaces me with a large bag of Frito Lays. Thank you for that, by the way.
Shannon Bedor
How many times has David downloaded that?
Ronnie Karam
I'd like to know. So Gina's like, yeah, you know, sorry. And I was like, could I just say something? I felt like the Colin constant calling her an alcoholic was so counterproductive. I mean, you don't bully someone into not drinking. Okay. You know, when you. Shannon has to determine she's a mess.
Ben Mandelker
And so listen, you don't bully someone into not drinking. You bully someone and just acknowledging that they are a criminal and should go away to jail for 15 years. That's all.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. So then everyone kind of agrees on that. And then we see Tamara and Gina talking over each other, and because Shannon's.
Shannon Bedor
Like, and look at me. Look at where I am today dressed like a first lady. So I don't know.
Ronnie Karam
I love that Shannon keeps saying that. Look at where I am today. Where are you? You're still near tears and erratic, just like you are every season. I Mean, it's reunion season. Where are you supposed to be today? I guess that's my question. What are we seeing? What are we supposed to be seeing, Santa?
Heather Dubrow
All right, we got another question. This is Tamara. Christine. There's another Christine, but this one is from the Paris Opera House. She says, help. I'm stuck in a river with a guy with a mask. Okay, good luck. And then she also says, why do.
Ben Mandelker
You feel like mocking and berating?
Heather Dubrow
Shannon is gonna make her stop drinking. Also, please save me and can. Does anyone have a spare chandelier? She has a lot of questions.
Shannon Bedor
You know, looking back, I thought, God, why does my face look so different? Am I right? You know, that stuff that was just coming from anger, you know? Cause I was just. I just knew that would upset her in the argument, and I was just angry cause she's an alcoholic, you know, that angers me, you know? Tamara, do you know what you did, Tamara? I said I was there every single day. You said you were there every single day after her accident. And you know what?
Ronnie Karam
You were not. You were not Tamara.
Shannon Bedor
You know what?
Heather Dubrow
I'm gonna with you, Tamara. You were in Scotland. You left the day after my dy.
Ben Mandelker
And then they put, like, Tamara's picture from the Traders in the middle of the screen. Like, we don't really need to know the context of watches in Scotland, but, like, don't forget traders coming back January 9th.
Ronnie Karam
She's like, wait a minute.
Shannon Bedor
I only lasted on that show for about two hours. What are you talking about? And then. And then. And then I did get help. I went to a place for 30 days, and you have the audacity. The audacity at Gina's dinner to say, lie, lie, lie. La, la, la. Flashback.
Heather Dubrow
Hey, by the way, where is your phone call after I was murdered? I was literally murdered. I'm a murdered person. I'm a ghost right now. You never called me, and I was murdered.
Ronnie Karam
So then can you get someone who.
Shannon Bedor
Can'T even turn a doorknob anymore?
Heather Dubrow
I tried to go join the cast of Ghosts, and they said, no, we can't take you because you're too.
Ronnie Karam
So then it's like, well, Tamara, I went to. I went, oh.
Shannon Bedor
She goes, oh, it's because you call me drunk several times. That's why. And one time, you call me drunk, and you went off like a crazy woman. And then you called me 10 minutes later, and I had the exact same conversation with me and Shannon's like, tamra, I went. I went to a place where they.
Ronnie Karam
Did random drug and alcohol yeah, but, Shannon, you're kind of losing. I don't think. Then here's the thing. I mean, we love Shannon. I don't think anyone in the audience doubts all this. Shannon calls people 24 hours drunk out of her mind, acting like a crazy person. It's just how you confront it, Tamara. That's wrong. I don't know. Because you know it's all true. Because Shannon's like, well, wait a minute.
Shannon Bedor
Because I.
Ronnie Karam
It was random. Yeah, but that was before. She's saying when you got out of there, you were still calling everybody wasted all the time.
Heather Dubrow
Shannon, Shannon. They found you wasted in the aisles of Joann fabric. So stop acting like you went to rehab. Well, it was a very rehabilitating experience for me to be around all that yarn. Okay, well, shut up, Tamara. Tamara, you know what? You don't know anything about me. All right, all right. Let me ask you this, Tamra. What you're saying is, I think she's.
Ben Mandelker
Got a real problem and she needs.
Heather Dubrow
To deal with it, and she feels like she's dealt with it and she's got it under control. And at what point do you just say, tamara, go with God? I think that was like season 11 when I got my baptism.
Shannon Bedor
God's my friend, stupid.
Heather Dubrow
No, I understand that, but we're, like, not close right now, so I don't know where she's at. And this is the 10th reunion that we are talking about her drinking batch. She's like, well, excuse me, but it's not that we're talking. It's because you have brought it up every single year, Tamara.
Ben Mandelker
And then we see the most amazing montage.
Ronnie Karam
This is so funny. Flashback from multiple reunions, and they just start popping up all over the screen. 2014, you tell everyone I have a drink drinking problem.
Shannon Bedor
You did drink that, Shannon.
Ronnie Karam
2016, I had too much to drink.
Shannon Bedor
Or I would slip something. 2018, she's self medicated itself. I'm not an alcoholic.
Ben Mandelker
2019, are you drunk?
Shannon Bedor
You're drunk.
Heather Dubrow
I am sick and tired of people trying to paint me out to be a drunk.
Ben Mandelker
Could you please.
Heather Dubrow
Do we have any tequila and soda? Thank you.
Ronnie Karam
2020, you called me completely lit up, Sheen.
Heather Dubrow
Oh, okay, Ms. Holier than now.
Ronnie Karam
2023, you tend to drink and call some of us, oh, that's a dumb thing to say to me. And that was being nice to her, because they could have played many more. They skipped 2015. They skipped 2017. They skipped 2021 and 2022. I mean, they could have. They could have really gone to town. But I mean, I guess, you know, we only have so much time.
Ben Mandelker
They ran out of space on the screen. They were trying to make a little mosaic. Sandy is like. Well, my recollection last reunion was that it wasn't just Tamara who was talking about your relationship with alcohol.
Heather Dubrow
Because I. Yes, yes, that's exactly right. Because. And I got a DUI 10 days later because I was freaking miserable when we filmed that reunion last year. So thanks a lot, Gina, for putting me in a dark place. Oh, wow. Gina won the reunion. Well, guess what?
Shannon Bedor
You won.
Heather Dubrow
Not having a DUI again, because that was me.
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Ronnie Karam
And he's like, okay, well, Christine from Baranski wants to know, Shannon, you and Heather met at the beginning of the season and talked about rebuilding trust in your friendship. Where are you at now? Do you trust each other? Yeah, she totally trusts Heather, Andy. Good question. Who doesn't trust Heather? Heather Trustworth, trustworthy old Heather over there. So she's like, well, I.
Shannon Bedor
Someone's slapped Shannon on the back of the back.
Ronnie Karam
Please.
Heather Dubrow
I have a real problem. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Although now my. My breath shelf is out of alignment. But I have a real problem with what happened at the end of the season. Because. Because when I told you the story, Heather in Sonoma, you were like, ha, Shannon.
Ben Mandelker
And then we see the clip and Heather literally goes, oh, Shannon.
Shannon Bedor
And then you tell me in London.
Ronnie Karam
Oh, I already knew that story.
Shannon Bedor
Oh, wow. It was like, well, bravo. Then for the acting. You acted like you never heard the story before. That's what you said to me.
Ronnie Karam
I was like, well, it's different having someone tell you a story third hand and then the person that was involved and they tell you. I knew that. Tamara told me that she'd seen that photo before. I'd never seen. You know, it was very different. So you know what? No, bravo. You don't have to add that to my IMDb I was feeling horrible for you. I just. I just didn't discuss it with anyone until I saw Jeff Lewis when I found out you were a liar.
Heather Dubrow
Well, if you watch those clips on Jeff Lewis, I was. I was exhausted. I had been drinking for hours at that point. And in my head I was saying I hadn't thought about it because Jeff is that person. He called me two weeks after my DUI and said, did you hear it? And I. And I'm the one that said I hadn't versus haven't. There, there, there's the smoking gun. I said hadn't versus heaven. And I never thought about John possibly hearing my accident until Jeff pointed it out to me.
Ben Mandelker
I'm like, I don't follow any of this Shannon, any of his logic.
Ronnie Karam
Shannon better never murder anybody because she's going to jail. Like, she is so bad at this. All she has to say is, I didn't want to talk about it with Jeff, so I was just trying to brush it off. Okay, yeah. What? She's like trying to mince words like.
Shannon Bedor
Why I said had and not haven't. I said hadn't and not haven't.
Ronnie Karam
You understand the difference?
Shannon Bedor
What are you talking me?
Ronnie Karam
All you had to say is, it's nobody's fucking business. And I didn't want to talk to Jeff Lewis's nosy ass about it. So I was. Until my own time, in my own time. I chose the scene with you and you chose to Fuck me over to make fun of me with Tamra like you always do, so that you're left out. Your bony Hagrid ass is left out of Tamra's line of fire. Because that's the only reason Heather is ganging up with Tamara. She's just being that. I mean, Heather is vile to her core anyway, so she did kind of find a sister there. But I think she's doing it to keep Tamara from attacking her. You know?
Ben Mandelker
You know what? Let me make my point and to help me make my help, you understand my point. I'm going to take my hands, make two little claws, and then make them kiss, and then I'm going to push them towards you. Okay. When we talk, and this was weeks later, I really want to point out I didn't talk to anyone about it until you went on Jeff Lewis. And to me, that was like, okay, we're talking about it. Much like, I don't know, people want to talk about how my neighbor is Drake. I don't know, just putting that out there.
Ronnie Karam
And Andy's like, so Shannon. And he's got that look in his face like, why, by the way, why did I call Heather Hagrid? I don't know what I meant by that. I love Hagrid. Come here, Harry.
Shannon Bedor
Sit on me, lap boy.
Ronnie Karam
I don't know why I called her that. I give her too much credit. But anyway, Andy's like, so, sadly, Shannon, do you understand what they're trying to say?
Shannon Bedor
And Shan's like, well, I, I. Well, I will say this much.
Ronnie Karam
I did not have fun in London. That first night was terrible.
Shannon Bedor
It turned into, you're a liar.
Ronnie Karam
And then it turned into, you're using me.
Shannon Bedor
And then, oh, my God.
Ronnie Karam
And it's like, well, I understand why you're upset with me, and I apologize if you don't trust me to tell me Information. For the love of God, don't tell me. Let's just rebuild. That way. We'll rebuild with you not talking to me about things or calling me ever. I think that would be a great way to rebuild.
Ben Mandelker
That's kind of funny. Like, stop telling me that's how, like.
Ronnie Karam
She cloaks it in. That's how we should rebuild.
Heather Dubrow
Just stop calling me like, okay, Tamara, what do you think? What do you think?
Ben Mandelker
Shannon's and Den was in, wanting to bring the Travis and Gina story to the reunion last year. And then we'd see that whole thing because.
Heather Dubrow
Because they've been fighting. She was like, she wants to hurt me.
Ben Mandelker
And I've been Tamra's leg.
Heather Dubrow
And then there was the wiener thing.
Ben Mandelker
And Katie on the. On her end of the couch is like, wiener. What's that?
Heather Dubrow
Jen's like, oh, Travis is wiener. Oh, big penis.
Ben Mandelker
We're small.
Heather Dubrow
They said.
Ronnie Karam
Katie's like, oh, oh, small one. So then this really bothers me because they don't point out again that Shannon did not bring this information up. Why did. Why do you think Shannon was digging into the business? Because she wanted to hurt her. She didn't bring it up. Tamara yet again, is the one who brought it on camera. Tamara yet a gun. But let's see here and talk about why. Why Shannon's evil for it. So Andy's like, well, were you more hurt that Shannon was going to use the information at the reunion or that Tamara brought it up? And she's like, well, in the moment, I was more upset that Tamra brought it up. Okay. And Shannon's like, well, you.
Shannon Bedor
You know. You know how I heard that there was a story out there?
Ronnie Karam
Let me guess. Tamara sent it to you.
Shannon Bedor
Yeah, I know you.
Heather Dubrow
Tamara told it to me. It's like, you know what, though? We send each other everything that comes up. So Tam was like, by the way, that story came out four months before. No, no. You said that Travis ex wife had reached out to you or someone. And she's like, I had not reached out to her. I don't even know her name. Matilda. Her name's Matilda.
Ronnie Karam
And Shannon. Shannon's just fixing her makeup. She's like, oh, God, someone's always reaching out to you. Tamara.
Heather Dubrow
Give me a break.
Ronnie Karam
Which is so true.
Ben Mandelker
Since Gretchen season, it's always been someone called Tamra late at night and had something to say.
Ronnie Karam
Can. Tamara's not digging around at all. Remember when she had one of her gays show up and pretend to be a psychic? That or he was a psychic, but it was like one of her gays. And to release the Brooks information about Brooks faking cancer.
Ben Mandelker
Yes.
Ronnie Karam
So funny. Do you remember?
Ben Mandelker
I mean, it is funny. Thinking back to that season, that reunion with Gretchen, I think that was season four where Tamara was like, this guy called me up and had all this stuff to say, and it was like this rampage at the reunion and it was like shocking. I was like, I can't believe this. This is so scandalous. It's like, who do you believe? Gretchen or Tamara? But the fact that someone called Tamara or she's so vile. And now that is so like just basic entry level reunion discussion. Like, well, someone called me up and said that you're a. It's like, okay, well, welcome to the.
Ronnie Karam
Thank you.
Shannon Bedor
What am I supposed to. That. Give the information that somebody just gave me? Come on, babe.
Ronnie Karam
So Andy's like, well, Tamara admitted that she came. She came at you too hard. Shannon, is there anything else you want to explain? Tamara.
Shannon Bedor
She's like, well, I think for me, he was witnessing her drinking, and she was calling me intoxicated and then going and being drunk.
Ronnie Karam
I was like, no, no, no, no. She called you intoxicated one time after you spent the entire season calling her a drunk. Tamara. Okay, Twisty, I.
Heather Dubrow
You know what? I need you to stop doing that, because I didn't. I know what the truth is, and if someone is going to believe your lies, and I'm sorry. I'm sorry that.
Ronnie Karam
That.
Heather Dubrow
That they do. I'm sorry that they do that. She's like.
Shannon Bedor
Keep gaslight.
Ben Mandelker
Why not just say you're sorry? Sorry seems to be the hardest word. And these. And he turns to Tamara. Is this the part where I think the entire screen starts splitting into all these panels? And he's like, tamara, she's talking to you.
Heather Dubrow
Oh, really?
Shannon Bedor
Yeah.
Ben Mandelker
Tamara, say, I'm sorry. Why don't you just, like.
Heather Dubrow
Yeah, I mean, like, she's.
Ben Mandelker
Gina's just, like, laughing because Tamara has no idea. And Shannon's like, well, she.
Heather Dubrow
Tamara thinks that I owe her an apology. You know what I say to that?
Ronnie Karam
Huh?
Heather Dubrow
I'll say it again.
Ronnie Karam
So they're all saying, tamara, do it. Apologize. Apologize, Tamara.
Shannon Bedor
She goes, okay, well, I was struggling with the fact after that when I was with you, talking with you after the dystopian, that I knew you were still drinking. She goes, well, that is not an I'm sorry, Tamra. Okay, here we go. Let me try it again. I'm so sorry that you're an alcoholic. I wish there was something else I could do to help you not be a dirty alcoholic. Is that good? That is not good. Okay, I'm so sorry. Let me try again. I'm so sorry that your breath smells like the set of Cheers and that you sometimes wake up with peanuts in your hair. Sorry.
Heather Dubrow
Tamara, you know full well I do not keep peanuts under my roof. They are a biotoxin.
Shannon Bedor
All right, all right, all right.
Heather Dubrow
I'm sorry that you are such a disappointment to everyone here in this room, Tamara. That's. That's. That's the worst thing. That's the worst apology of all of them. You know what? You know what? You know, you get on a show, and I felt like you were the Same spot as you were after your dui. She like, well, I'm sorry you felt that way because you were wrong. You were incorrect. Okay, I was wrong? Then you were incorrect. Okay, well, I. I didn't think that you got the help that you needed. Well, I. You know what? I know that I got the help that I needed, except regarding my brush shelf, which is now in the wrong position. So could someone help my brush shelf? Thank you very much.
Shannon Bedor
Listen, I was completely shakered up, and I was stirred, and I was pouring out my emotions, and you know, it. I'm. I'm helped. Somebody talking like you're my teeny Shannon. Why?
Ronnie Karam
God damn it, Tamara.
Ben Mandelker
Shannon. Shannon. Okay, a lawyer speaking. Sorry, Jen. Gina forgave you when you apologized, and you were harsh, and you said really terrible things to her. And then we see flashbacks of her saying, call cps. So then Emily.
Ronnie Karam
Oh, please. No, no, pause on this as well, because, yes, she did do that. And she was like, I've saved you from your ch. Children being. Whatever. She did do all that. That was really shitty. Bringing that into it and bringing the kids and rubbing her. You know, all that was shitty. I'm not going to take that away. But she did that because Gina was on her neck the entire season for literally no reason. Shannon was friends with Gina. With Gina and Emily, and they totally turned on her the second that Heather Dubrow came in the picture, came back on the scene to kiss Heather Dubrow's ass, and they were total assholes to Shannon, literally for no reason. And that's all Shannon had. So she used it, and I don't think it was right. But to just pretend that that came out of no. Nowhere is silly.
Ben Mandelker
Right? So Em was like.
Ronnie Karam
Well, you.
Ben Mandelker
You know, she forgave you when you apologized.
Heather Dubrow
Yes. Yes.
Ben Mandelker
Okay.
Heather Dubrow
I'm still trying to see where this is going to go.
Ben Mandelker
And, like, you know, I think that toxicity has gone between you two, and that's great. So I'm just saying maybe you can apply the same here.
Heather Dubrow
Oh, okay. All right, Tamara, I accept your apology. I understand that your possum brain doesn't allow you to understand more critical analysis. So I understand. Here, let me speak rodent to you. Thank you. I actually understood that. Thank you.
Ben Mandelker
Though. Possums are not rodents. They are whatever. I was, by the way, I opened the door last night. Guess what was on my stoop? Opossum away.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, they're. They're actually kind of cute, I heard.
Ben Mandelker
Because, you know, they just have a bad smile. They just.
Heather Dubrow
You know what they need.
Ben Mandelker
They need to go. They need to go to homeless, not toothless because they have just an ugly smile, but they're otherwise very cute.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, just reformulate that smile. They need to go to Dr. Heavenly. Just fix that smile. You'll be fine.
Shannon Bedor
So, yeah, she's like, well, I accept your apology. I relish in your apology, but I do not want to be your friend anymore. Fair enough.
Ronnie Karam
You guys need a break. You just need a break. Speaking of two and two, am I right, Andy? Two and two. Why are you acting like Chuck Woolery? It's my job, Andy. It's not your job. I'm television's Heather Dubrow.
Ben Mandelker
Andy.
Ronnie Karam
We'll be back in two and two. Everybody.
Ben Mandelker
Quiet on the set.
Heather Dubrow
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Ben Mandelker
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Watch What Crappens – Episode #2614: RHOC Season 18 Episode 18 Part One: Lawyer & Disorder
Release Date: November 8, 2024
Introduction
In Episode #2614 of Watch What Crappens, hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam dive deep into the tumultuous reunion of The Real Housewives of Orange County (RHOC) Season 18. Known for their unfiltered critiques and passionate discussions about Bravo's most dramatic moments, Ben and Ronnie unpack the intense emotions and confrontations that unfolded during the reunion, particularly focusing on key cast members like Heather, Emily, Tamra, Shannon, and Gina.
Initial Impressions and Emotional Turmoil
From the outset, both hosts express significant frustration and anger toward the events of the reunion. Ben sets the stage by stating, "It's been a long, dramatic week in the world, and I woke up today, and I am ready to burst. And I'm afraid it's going to come out violently today on this podcast in this recap of the Orange County reunion, which was. It had me seeing red." ([05:12])
Ronnie echoes this sentiment, highlighting the chaotic nature of the reunion: "You know, Orange county, they always know how to make our blood pressure just rise for a reunion. Am I right?" ([05:40])
Critique of Heather and Emily
A significant portion of the discussion centers around Heather Dubrow and Emily, two of RHOC's most controversial figures in the reunion.
Ronnie doesn't hold back, blasting Emily's behavior: "Emily, you add nothing but giving other people shit. Do something in your own life. Go cry about your fucking mother somewhere else." ([05:49])
Heather is also under heavy criticism for her demeanor and actions during the reunion. Ronnie points out Heather's physical appearance with disdain: "Heather, with your fucking constant frown. You deserve the face that you have, ma'am." ([06:46])
Ben shares his own frustration, particularly with Heather's siding with the police: "You work at the Innocence Project. You basing your whole storyline on the fact that innocent. That police lie. Get the out of here, Emily." ([06:58])
Tamra's Performance and Appearance
Tamra Wilson's role in the reunion also becomes a focal point. The hosts discuss her appearance following a facelift that Ronnie describes as excessive: "When I say, fix your face, Emily. I mean, Emily's a gorgeous woman, but the plastic surgery has gone so overboard, she can't even move. So she looks so nasty when she's being so nasty." ([08:13])
Ronnie labels Tamra a "professional villain," acknowledging her strategic appearances: "Tamara is a professional villain, and one of her greatest skills is she knows how to calibrate." ([08:58])
Ben comments on Tamra's demeanor: "She's just doing her classic Tamra pivot. Her face is completely frozen at this point." ([09:30])
Set Design and Production Quality
The hosts shift focus briefly to the production aspects of RHOC, particularly the set design. Ben praises the upgraded look: "The Orange county set has become my favorite set. I loved last season, I love this season where they just have. The entire background is like one big projection of the ocean." ([14:19])
However, Ronnie expresses her displeasure, likening it to Star Wars aesthetics: "I hate it. It's very Star wars for me because that's how they shoot all the new Star wars things." ([14:38])
Behind the Scenes: Production Team and Scheduling
Ben and Ronnie provide listeners with an update on the podcast's production process. They explain delays in episode postings due to a new team structure involving note-takers and an editor named Christina. Ben mentions, "We're just trying to make it a better, a better show and also a smoother experience for everyone involved." ([12:00])
Additionally, Ronnie humorously addresses misconceptions about their recording environment, poking fun at Ben's virtual background.
Detailed Reunion Recap: Key Conflicts and Apologies
The heart of the episode revolves around dissecting the reunion's most heated moments, particularly focusing on the fraught relationship between Shannon Bedor and Heather Dubrow.
Alcohol and DUI Incidents: The tension between Shannon and Heather centers largely on past DUI incidents and accusations of alcohol abuse. Ronnie repeatedly criticizes Shannon's behavior: "Shannon is so shattered." ([36:58])
Apologies and Accusations: There's a back-and-forth of apologies that the hosts find insincere. Heather attempts to apologize, but her attempts are mocked by the hosts: "I'm so sorry that you're an alcoholic. I wish there was something else I could do to help you not be a dirty alcoholic." ([58:11])
Interpersonal Drama: The episode highlights the continuous blame and unresolved issues, with Shannon accusing Heather of not being supportive: "She did kind of find a sister there. But I think she's doing it to keep Tamara from attacking her." ([54:54])
Ben and Ronnie emphasize the ongoing cycle of blame, with Ronnie summarizing: "You don't bully someone into not drinking. You bully someone and just acknowledging that they are a criminal and should go away to jail for 15 years. That's all." ([41:29])
Notable Quotes:
Conclusion and Tease for Part Two
As Episode #2614 wraps up Part One, Ben and Ronnie summarize the intense drama and unresolved conflicts that characterized the RHOC Season 18 Reunion. They promise listeners a continuation in Part Two, ensuring that all heated exchanges and critical discussions will be thoroughly analyzed in the forthcoming segment.
Ben concludes, "This is the end of Part one of this recap for part two. Keep an eye on your podcast feed. It is coming up in just a moment." ([61:45])
Final Thoughts
In this detailed recap, Watch What Crappens offers a no-holds-barred analysis of the RHOC Season 18 Reunion, dissecting the interactions and conflicts that have left both hosts and fans reeling. With sharp critiques, unfiltered opinions, and a commitment to exposing the underlying tensions, Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam deliver a compelling summary that captures the essence of the reunion's drama.
Note: This summary excludes promotional content, advertisements, intros, and outros to focus solely on the substantive discussions pertaining to the RHOC reunion.