#2617 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E06: The Plate’s The Thing

Summary

Podcast Summary: Watch What Crappens - Episode #2617: Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E06: The Plate’s The Thing

Released on November 12, 2024, "Watch What Crappens" hosted by Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam delivers a satirical and incisive take on Bravo's reality TV offerings. In Episode #2617, the duo delves deep into "Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E06: The Plate’s The Thing," dissecting character dynamics, plot developments, and the show's overarching themes with their signature humor and critical flair.

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1. Introduction to the Episode

Ben and Ronnie kick off the discussion by setting the stage for their critique of the latest "Below Deck Sailing Yacht" episode. They express their enthusiasm for mocking the show's tropes while highlighting the recurring issues they've observed.

2. Critique of the Episode Title

• Discussion: The hosts begin by addressing the episode's title, "Loose Lips, Sink Trysts," humorously attempting alternative titles.
• Notable Quote:
  Ronnie [04:25]: "Today we are doing Below Deck Sailing Yacht titled Loose Lips, Sink Trysts. Which, you know, we could work on that."

3. Character Analysis

a. Danny and Gary's Dysfunctional Relationship

• Discussion: Ben and Ronnie dissect the toxic interactions between Danny and Gary, highlighting Danny's constant flirting and Gary's inability to handle rejection.
• Notable Quotes:
  Ben [07:35]: "Danny is really toxic and she actually gives... a soul-sucking vampire."
  Ronnie [09:21]: "Peter Peanut Butter can't get mad at me for being labeled high fat."

b. Diana's Laziness and Team Dynamics

• Discussion: Diana is portrayed as the epitome of laziness, causing friction among the crew. Ben and Ronnie lament her lack of work ethic, especially during critical moments.
• Notable Quote:
  Ben [05:00]: "Better plate than never."

4. Crew Performance and Management Issues

• Discussion: The duo criticizes the crew's overall incompetency, particularly focusing on Daisy's frustration with Chef Kloy's inadequate performance. They emphasize the importance of efficiency on a yacht, especially during emergencies.
• Notable Quotes:
  Ronnie [07:20]: "Negative reinforcement creates wussies."
  Ben [10:34]: "The last place I want a lazy staff is on a yacht that's on its side."

5. Plating and Culinary Shortcomings

• Discussion: A significant portion of the episode revolves around the failure to properly plate meals, leading to guest dissatisfaction. Ben and Ronnie mock the lackluster presentation and Chef Kloy's inability to meet expectations.
• Notable Quotes:
  Ben [48:43]: "It's literally just a Caesar salad, and a sad one at that."
  Ronnie [50:35]: "Be the bigger person. Okay? For Christ's sake, you child."

6. Relationship Tensions and Personal Conflicts

• Discussion: The hosts explore the strained relationships among the crew, particularly focusing on the tension between Danny and other staff members. They highlight the emotional exhaustion resulting from constant drama.
• Notable Quotes:
  Ben [33:02]: "She was like, yes. Daisy's way of accepting an apology means a lot to me."
  Ronnie [40:11]: "I just want Daisy to read basic things in life to me."

7. Overall Impression and Final Thoughts

Ben and Ronnie conclude the episode by summarizing their frustrations with the show's portrayal of crew dynamics and management. They advocate for higher standards and accountability, emphasizing that reality TV should reflect more realistic and responsible behavior, especially in high-stakes environments like sailing yachts.

• Notable Quotes:
  Ben [55:36]: "They waited 25 minutes and then what came out was like some sort of shoddily scooped out ice cream."
  Ronnie [70:42]: "I think that it was her turned. So Diana is like, so, Keith, are you excited for night out?"

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Conclusion

In this episode, Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam effectively utilize their platform to critique and lampoon the recurring flaws in "Below Deck Sailing Yacht." From dysfunctional relationships and poor management to culinary disasters, they leave no stone unturned. Their blend of humor and insightful commentary offers listeners both entertainment and a critical lens through which to view Bravo's reality offerings.

Transcript

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[Ben Mandelker]

Hello and welcome to watch our crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today on this beautiful Tuesday morning, it's Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie, how are you?

[Ronnie Karam]

Hi. Well, that's what kind of day we're having, you know. You're welcome. What's going on with you, baby?

[Ben Mandelker]

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[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah, do it. Okay, well, today we are doing below deck selling yacht. It's titled loose lips, Sink trysts. Which, you know, we could work on that. Yeah, let's get back to some title work. Bravo. Okay. My first nitpick of the show.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, you know, I would. Yeah, I feel like. You know what, we will correct it with our episode name itself. We're going to raise the bar. I don't know what it's going to be. Maybe something like a lot on my plate. No, that's not good. Plating. Plating.

[Ronnie Karam]

Also not true.

[Ben Mandelker]

Better plate than never. Doesn't really matter what.

[Ronnie Karam]

Actually, yeah, it does because he was late with dessert.

[Ben Mandelker]

That's true.

[Ronnie Karam]

So better plate than never. Okay, so basically, let me just put this.

[Ben Mandelker]

I'm late, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late. I'm late and late for a very important plate.

[Ronnie Karam]

Well, there you go, this episode, basically, is this just, like, modern work, where everybody's just exhausted and can't do it? Because I feel like. I don't feel like that's our. I feel like everyone I know is, like, still working really hard, of all ages, but I feel like on this show, it's very normal to just be like, nah, I'm tired. I don't want to. Or like, you don't inspire me to work. There's a lot of that going. I feel like if this was on land, people just wouldn't show up. This would be the. Where people are, like, ghosting their work, you know?

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. There's a bit of. Especially from Emma. I am being lazy on my job, but I'm mad because you're making me feel like a piece of shit about it. And it's like. But you're right lazy at your job. Like. Like the feeling like shit about it is the consequence because you got. You know, when you get yelled at for not doing your job well, then what happens is you feel bad, and then that's supposed to motivate you to not get yelled at and not feel bad anymore.

[Ronnie Karam]

Peanut Butter cannot get mad at me.

[Ben Mandelker]

No, no, no. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm saying. Oh, like, bracing for where Peanut Butter. Peanut Butter cannot get mad. I thought I was just bracing for where this is going to go.

[Ronnie Karam]

Well, Peter Peanut Butter can't get mad at me for being labeled high fat. Like, it's on the label because you're high fat. You know what I mean? Like, that's your fault if Peter Peanut Butter suddenly wants to be like, I'm sick of people calling me high fat. That is body shaming, and I don't want to be called that anymore. Well, guess what? Stop it then, and have less fat in you, okay? Because I need labels so I know what I'm going to eat, Emma, okay? Otherwise, how am I going to know whether or not I can eat you?

[Ben Mandelker]

Like, I understand. I obviously am a big proponent of the school of positive reinforcement and saying, like, hey, you know, you're doing a great job, but you know what? You got to fix this and that. But, like, if you're really. If, you know, if you're being, like, lazy, it's. It's hard. It's. That's really hard because you're getting.

[Ronnie Karam]

Negative reinforcement creates wussies. And if we. This country ever goes down, it's going to be because of positive goddamn reinforcement. Not everybody gets a trophy. All right? Now get back out there and run your mil.

[Ben Mandelker]

So the point is, yeah, people are tired and people are, are being lazy and let's not. You know what? And honestly, by the way, Danny is really on my last nerve. I think Danny is the one I think I'm mad at, right? I still don't know their names. Danny and Diana.

[Ronnie Karam]

The man, the female Gary or the Russian oligarch hiding as a maid, running from the law.

[Ben Mandelker]

Danny. Danny is really on my last nerve going to just say that right now. I, I cannot stand. I think she is really toxic and she actually gives. She's like a, like a less awful version of whatever that girl's name was a few seasons ago who was going after Gary. And then when she couldn't get Gary, she like binged on french fries. But like how that girl was really toxic about Gabriella that season. I feel like Danny is really toxic.

[Ronnie Karam]

I think she was binging on noodles. Is that the girl who still has noodles?

[Ben Mandelker]

You're right, it was noodles.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. And she like, she has like an only fans and I've always wondered like, does she eat noodles on her only fans? Because that's like her claim to fame. That one that she had really big boobs and that she like you know, ate noodles. That was her claim to fame. So I'm wondering if she's like one of those self feeders or something. This girl, you know, she's just so, she's just so, like I'm a male Gary and like all I want to do is people and that's great, but you can't also be like a soul sucking, you know, crybaby about every little thing too. Like my, my favorite thing about her, she's like, I just don't understand, like, why is, why is every being mean, Everybody being mean to me? Because you suck. You're totally mean to everybody. You disregard everybody's feelings and shit all over them because of your needs to be flirted with. You're fucking disgusting. Gross. You're a gross person. You're. You're a soul sucking vampire. That's why.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, more importantly, when Diana was like actually doing a task, working on something and then I guess needs something to be like a stain to be taken out. And Danny is down in the galley or wherever she was, crew mess, flirting with Gary and joking and giggling. And then Diana's like, hey, can you take care of this? She's like, no, I'm about to go set the table. And then she still doesn't set the table. And then she's just up there and she's just giggling some more. And then she goes up to the deck and then is like, oh, let's do photos. I'm like, you know, how about you throw yourself off this boat? Because right now I don't like what you're doing to Diana.

[Ronnie Karam]

She'd probably say, it's too hard. I tried to throw myself off the boat was just so. It was just so hard and busy. Yeah, that girl's terrible. But, yeah, you know, overall, I think they're just all very tired and it's too soon in the season. And they're also getting tipped way above what they're worth, frankly. Like, that Tiffany Moon tip was way, way above what they're worth. Like, this is like the cast of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland waiting on you. You know what I mean? I mean, I expect Cannonball be going off and wenches to be pulled by their hair in and out of saloons, like, in the ride, because that's basically what they are.

[Ben Mandelker]

And by the way, the last place I want a lazy staff is on a yacht that's on its side. Okay? Like, if my God is, like, about to, like, teeter over into the ocean, I want my staff to be like, you know, a little sharper. Yeah.

[Ronnie Karam]

Or like, like, you finally get to go on a spaceship. And then someone's like, I'm just, like, too tired to stay up for anchor. Watch. Fuck this. I'm going to take a nap. No, we're in space. We could be swallowed by peanut butter. Okay, so let's start at the very beginning. Danny and Gary are jumping off the boat, and they're making out. They're disgusting. And that water is as dirty as those two. They probably left that water with some STDs. That water is probably like, we're filthy and we still got STDs. What the fuck, man?

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, that's. That's Ibiza runoff at that point. That's like all the. All the shit that goes down the gutter and all those clubs that sort of makes its way out to the sea amongst all the yacht propeller juices. That's right in there. And Danny and Gary are not only.

[Ronnie Karam]

Swimming around and, like, pee. That's got, like, MDMA and stuff.

[Ben Mandelker]

I was about to say there's, like, ketamine. There's like. There's Molly. There's, like, like, traces of Molly. There's. I mean, there's so much cocaine in that water, I'm surprised they weren't up all night.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah, we're making it sound more Fun than it is because there's also poop. Because you're making the water sound fun. I'm like, oh, my God, there's orca poop in that water.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, for sure.

[Ronnie Karam]

So Gary is like, oh, no. Because, you know, this is typical Gary. He finally gets what he wants and then he's like, o, the reason they're disgusting. I can no longer be with them. And they did this to me. She was just taking advantage of poor, poor Gary. Gary doesn't know what's happening when he's drinking. Don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous. She's an amazing person, but I see her a little like a sister kind of a way. Why did I kiss her? Sometimes you need drunk. You don't really know. I like to say that, you know, I'd like to change, but Gary's Gary, I told you years ago and I'm going to tell you again, you are too old to pull this shit off. Before it's like, oh, here's cute little Gary. Now you're old, rapey Gary. Okay? And enjoy the fruits that you've just hoed.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, I think the whole, like, well, like, boys will be boys. Gary's just. Gary, you know, when he was too old for that. When he was 1 years old. Okay, like, sorry, that just does not fly with me anymore. Like, you have to take accountability for your actions matter what.

[Ronnie Karam]

Right? But I'm just saying, society wise, there's a lot we put up with when it's like you're cute and you're young and you're this. The minute you're not cute anymore, it's just perverted. You know what I mean?

[Ben Mandelker]

But also, it's like, you're cute.

[Ronnie Karam]

It's like, oh, he's so sexy. Oh, he's just going. But then when you're old and like leathery, it's like, oh, no, he's a pervert in a white van. And you're not going to be able to live near a school and you're going to be in a lot of trouble. Stupid.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, I think that he. I think that it's just that he says the same thing every season. So at first it's kind of like, oh, he's kind of fun. He's like a rap scallion. And now it's just kind of like, really? This is just getting sadder.

[Ronnie Karam]

Onion. But I'm long. I'm an onion but I'm long. I'm a scallion who rats a rap scallion?

[Ben Mandelker]

So that was a really great example of a rap, too. Thank you.

[Ronnie Karam]

Well, tell Scallions I'm an onion who.

[Ben Mandelker]

Is onion who is wrapping from the windows to the wall to the sweats.

[Ronnie Karam]

Like an onion I can smell, but I'm shaped just like a tail. I'm a scallion, a rat scallion.

[Ben Mandelker]

Bring him out. Bring him out. It's hard to yell when the scallion is in your face. It's not a good rap. So the point is that Gary. And also, I love how he just, like, flirts with the idea of self improvement and reflection. He sort of takes buzzwords and phrases that have been thrown at him by his cast members through blogs, through podcasts, magazine articles, maybe, you know, Bravo Investigations. And he doesn't. He's sort of like, He's. He has a. He's aware enough to say them. So that way it sort of gets the heat off of him, but he's not aware enough. He doesn't actually take the step to actually be reflective about it. So when he's like, well, I think that alcohol plays a big factor, to be honest. Anyway, who wants to have a six pack of bees? It's like. It's like, don't. Don't tell us that. Oh, you know, gotta keep doing this season after season. It's probably the alcohol anyway. Gonna get drunk and make out with someone now.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. And of course. And it's also just so degrading because he does this to women every single time he gets them, and then he acts like they're trash. Like, okay, I tasted it. And it's like. It's like me stand in the center of a Costco, everything goes in my mouth. And then I'm the judgest bitch about it. Like, you. You're obviously not judgmental. You literally just put the entire store in your mouth. But then I'm like, look how much taste I have. I'm going to sit here and judge the gelatinous chicken I just tasted at the cost. It's all disgusting. Ronnie. Okay, Stop acting like you're Frasier Crane. And that's what I say to you, sir. And then it cuts to her, which. And I actually felt bad for her at this moment because, you know, here this girl is. She's just wanted something. She's just wanted. She's like a dog chasing a car. She finally found a pickup truck that's, you know, on its legs that she can chase down in the street. Another pickup truck, doesn't even want her, and she doesn't know yet. And they're like, well, what do you think? And she's like, oh, yeah, definitely Kiss Gary again.

[Ben Mandelker]

She's like, rerun at the end of the what's. What's happened opening credits. Just Jason just chasing that pickup truck and never getting every. You tune in every episode. Rerun never catches the truck. Yeah, that's her with. That's her with male validation, unfortunately.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah.

[Ben Mandelker]

That's actually sad, though. No, I feel bad about laughing about that. I told you that visual was like a little too real for me. That was a little bit too much and I started laughing and then I just started feeling incredibly sad for this girl.

[Ronnie Karam]

I told you, it's so sad. So.

[Ben Mandelker]

But it's not as sad if you listen to the what's happened theme song. While she's running for the mal. Attention. Just play that theme song on your head next time she tries to flirt with someone, she's running for that truck.

[Ronnie Karam]

Like, I'm like, I'm running from her. A rap scallion.

[Ben Mandelker]

Drop it like a scallion. Drop it like a scallion.

[Ronnie Karam]

So she. They're like, but what about Keith? Didn't you like him? He's like, you know, the harried detective from every BBC show where there's like a young, already harried detective. And she's like, oh, but I'm lonely now. And I've made him. I've made moves from the moment I met him until now. And I'm retiring. You've made moves on literally everything that moves right in front of him. What's he supposed to think, you know? So then now. Oh, God, too mad. We're like one paragraph into these notes, okay? So then they go to bed, everybody goes to bed. And now it's time to wake up. And Keith sees Danny and he's like, oh, morning. How was your night? And trying to be all sexy. He's like, oh, me just waking up. I've got practice all night. I can't wait to see Danny. I'm gonna really work on this one. How's your night?

[Ben Mandelker]

She's like, it was. It was good. How was yours? She's like, yeah, it was all right. I got a little too shit faced. How many. How many of you stayed up last night? She's like, who's Emma Davide? Me and Gary. Funny. Now I'm bummed. I went to bed. Well, the sexual chemistry between these two is really off the charts, I have to say. Like, I'm getting a little hot just reciting this dialogue.

[Ronnie Karam]

And she's like. Because she knows she's a bad, bad girl. So then Emma and Keith are on the deck now, and he's like, oh, my God, this hot tub is green, isn't it? It's actually quite disgusting. It is disgust. They put bubbles in it. Normally, I love bubbles, Really I do. But these ones are just so active, you know what I mean? Flatten the bubbles, you know, it's quite depressing, really, when you look at them.

[Ben Mandelker]

My favorite song is Tiny bubbles because that's the exact size of bubbles that I enjoy. But this is. I don't know, these are big American bubbles, or at least non British ones. I'm sick of it. I'm bored of it. Someone should clean this up, but it won't be me, because I'm gonna have a siggy over by the boat and watch a clank into the side of the yacht.

[Ronnie Karam]

He's like, well, you know, Danny and I had a chat and it kind of threw me off a bit, you know, because she thinks that, you know, she's. She's the one always making the effort. And Emma's like, oh, it's just disgusting. People making the effort is really, really awful.

[Ben Mandelker]

You're gonna clean this, aren't you?

[Ronnie Karam]

So it's like, this isn't gonna ungreen itself, you know, I mean, you're the effort maker. You've already got the reputation. You might as well pick up a rag.

[Ben Mandelker]

Here, let me. Let me help you clean this hot tub. Okay? There, I helped.

[Ronnie Karam]

So she's like, so do you feel like you should start making an effort? Because I don't. And he's like, oh, well, then maybe I won't make an effort. No, you should make an effort. I'm just saying I don't feel like making one. I mean, the few efforts is disgusting, isn't it, really? It's a lot of effort, really. Pick me. Sort of a situation.

[Ben Mandelker]

Emma goes, well, you know, work is work, but it's also nice to steal moments. That's why I just go down for coffee and then for tea and then more coffee and then a cigarette and then a cigarette with coffee and a cigarette with tea and then tea with coffee. And then I just have all three together, and the next thing you know, it's already 5pm.

[Ronnie Karam]

And Keith is like, normally in the past, I've just shut people down, you know, the streams and streams of women who are coming on to me on boats, actually. It's. It's insane, really. They really never stop. It's an election season in a. In a busy city area. Just knock Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Just kidding. Let's face it. I'm the man standing at my door with a full bowl of candy that no one ever knocks. Yeah, every year I end up with Tootsie Rolls just kind of stuck together in there. Still, maybe this one will work. It's like. It won't, Keith. It will not. Okay? You have as much personality. Is a half baked Yorkie pudding. Okay. Ain't nobody.

[Ben Mandelker]

I would love that. I would love Keith and Paget from season one to compete in like a bland off and see who would win, you know, because let's not forget, sailing out was built on the shoulders of blandness. Padgett, Sierra, the guy, they were the worst guy the other day.

[Ronnie Karam]

They were rerunning that on Bravo because of course they were. You know, what else would they do? And by the way, that poor cast because they're one of the most hated casts of all times and they still have to live with this shit because Bravo will not stop airing that season over and over again. So, you know, they're still walking around the streets and people are like, your voice sucks. To that poor girl who's like, all I want to do is sing with the guitar. So she'd be like singing like with her little apple. You know, her apple commercial voice.

[Ben Mandelker]

Like, it's her little singer, songwriter lilt. Hi. We're gonna go for a ride and we're gonna have a nice day.

[Ronnie Karam]

Little whipping out her little. What was she?

[Ben Mandelker]

Her little ukulele, a little guitar that she'd bring out. And she was like. She was like. She had a fake British accent because her mom had a fake British accent or some crazy like that. It was a terrible cast. Although I honestly, I loved the disaster that was Jenna or Jenna that the chiefs do. She was such a chaotic disaster. Like, I deserve.

[Ronnie Karam]

She was a mess.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, she was wonderful. She passive aggressive, but she was also, like in love with Adam and she was like sobbing and also really mean. And G. She was wonderful.

[Ronnie Karam]

They should bring her back, actually. I think. I think everybody needs some time off. Let's. Let's freshen it up.

[Ben Mandelker]

Just bring Jenna back. Like, at least. Let's. Let's plug her in. Let's swap her. Let's swap her in for Katie Flood because Bravo is like on some weird Katie Flood agenda. And let's. Let's get Jenna at least back into the mix because she's the true disaster. Like, she's like the Kristen Dodie of Chief Seuss. She even looks like her sort of.

[Ronnie Karam]

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At mintmobile.com crappins 45 upfront payment required equivalent to 15amonth. New customers on first 3 month plan only speed slower above 40 gigabytes on unlimited plan. Additional taxes, fees and restrictions apply. See Mint Mobile for details. So then, okay, so they're talking about this girl at work and Keith is like, you know. But now that now that she's told me she's always making the effort, I've decided that I'm really into her. So now, now I'm going to go for it and I'm going to do just what she wants. We're going to get married for sure. Let's take a risk. Throw yourself into the unknown every once in a while and just see what happens. Look, today instead of parting my hair like this, I'm going to. Well, I'm still going to part it like this, but I'm also going to go like this and kind of move it behind one of my Ears. Total change. Throw cotton to the wind.

[Ben Mandelker]

Too late.

[Ronnie Karam]

You're too late, sucker.

[Ben Mandelker]

So then Daisy is talking to the stews and she's like, donna, do you want to set up the bar with lemons and limes? And Diana's like, please, because I cannot. I cannot see that fucking bar again. And I'm like, you're the one who has spent a few episodes complaining about how you never get to do service and you're always stuck in the beds and that when you do service, you're so annoyed by it, and now you don't even want to look at the bar. You wouldn't even do your bar training. I sort of don't understand Diana on this front.

[Ronnie Karam]

They're constantly complaining, and I think the first problem that Daisy has is that she's saying like this, hey, Donnie, do you want to do the bar? Don't. No, not do you want to.

[Ben Mandelker]

The.

[Ronnie Karam]

Is this. What are we voting? Is it still voting season? It's over. Just say, hey, Danny, you're on bar today. You don't forget the lemons and the limes. But I don't. Well, guess what? I don't want to either. Okay? Who does? You think I woke up today thinking, God, I can't wait to have my head down the toilet getting little flecks of strangers poop off of it? No, I don't. But it's our job, so get to it, sister.

[Ben Mandelker]

I don't get it. Sometimes the girls have a bad attitude. I feel like I'm dealing with teenagers. So then, yes, the girls go and to divide up their labor and everything. And then Glenn's like, okay, everyone, time for a preference sheet meeting. Okay. We got a lot of faces. It's an eight person charter. It's a short charter. Andrew is the CEO of a popular dental group. He's gathered his friends to bask in the sun and sailing around Ibiza. And they all have names that start with C. So, for instance, there's Cecilia. There's Concetta, There's Kookaburra. There's Calista, There's Callisto, and there's Selena.

[Ronnie Karam]

But actually, what was funny was that he got stuck in that thing. Or like two. Doesn't make a pattern, you know, because he's like Andrew's wife Cecilia is a dentist. Oh. And the first one was a CEO. So I see a trend, but it wasn't Cs. The trend was that there were dentists.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, they're all dentists. I just.

[Ronnie Karam]

I just felt like Martha were dentists and Angela's a realtor, but she's a loser. No one likes Angela, but her sister Concetta is a dentist, which is the only reason people speak to Angela in the first place.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, she brought Concetta. So Daisy's like, the stick ass would like a seafood dinner bash followed by a blue and white party. So they're. They. Everyone wants a Caesar salad, so they're gonna. There will be a Caesar salad. And Cloyce, meanwhile, is struggling because he has a hangover. And he's like, I. I'm a young single man. So, you know, as they say, yolo. You know, luckily, the preference sheet doesn't seem to be too alarming. I mean, I think everyone will be as smooth, as sexy as I want it to be.

[Ronnie Karam]

So I would argue that young, Young people don't say yolo, do they?

[Ben Mandelker]

I don't think anyone says yolo. I would argue that, like, you only live once, but you also only have, like, a moment in pop culture once, and that moment has passed. So YOLO is now. I think maybe. Maybe rapscallion does it, but, like, I don't think anyone else does at this point. Point. Okay.

[Ronnie Karam]

I don't think so.

[Ben Mandelker]

So Gary is like, emma, can you give the trans, please? And Emma's like, well, would it be better for Keith to give the transom a wash? Because he's got a longer reach than me. And plus, I've got three coffees I've got to drink downstairs. He's like, well, I just extend the poles. Well, I still can't reach the bottom. But you're taller than me and I can reach the bottom. Well, I don't know what you want, and I don't know what to tell you. I can't reach it. You know, it's. What is it? One foot away from me. That's just too far. I'm sorry, somebody else will have to do it.

[Ronnie Karam]

You do it. I believe in you. Listen, whenever I doubt myself, this is the advice I give myself. You may feel doubt, you may want to pout, but you're a rapscallion. A rapscallion. Now extend the pole. Extend the pole. And so he just walks off, assuming she's going to listen to him. And she doesn't, thank you. I'm happy to do it. And she goes, good, you do that, because I'm quite clumsy, really. Do I trust myself not to fall into this shitty marina water? Absolutely not. Not some slender man who can reach seven feet below me there. He could do it. Yeah. Why not?

[Ben Mandelker]

So now the Guests are arriving and they line up and Emma's like, everyone, give your best Colgate smile for the dentist. Unfortunately, my teeth are all brown on account of all the coffee I've been drinking during this charters. So then the guests come on. They all have big white teeth and everything.

[Ronnie Karam]

And Davido, we find things about Davide. He's like, my sister is my dentist is my sister's boyfriend, unfortunately. So 100%. I would take one of the hot milk dentists if they could work on my teeth and eat milk. I've got teeth. Look. Where'd they find him? Go back into your hole, sir. We're trying to do a charter here.

[Ben Mandelker]

So then the guests. Daisy gives the guests a tour. And then there's like some, like, chatter. There's like a chatter in the. Basically, Danny is flirting with Gary. She's like, oh, I lock your chin strips, boy vibes. He's like, no, no, no boy here. And then Emma's like, I wish I met a boy, Gary. They're like, oh, Emma, okay, yeah. And then they're like, oh, yes, me too. What do you mean, should a good times? They're just like. Like this, like, banter is a random scene. I remember watching me like, why is this scene in the show? They're all just kind of sitting, talking for no good reason.

[Ronnie Karam]

It's a good old fashioned, you know, sexual scene. They're like, oh, God, I wish I'd met fuckboy Gary. I could be railed right now. He's like, what are you talking about? Oh, shooting good time derail. Me. And Danny's like, yeah, we'd have been rooted by now. Just thinking about the shower head at this point. God, we can use that on each other if you'd like to Emma, she's like, oh, God, is that Gary King blushing? That's insane. Exhausted from seeing it, actually. I'm going on break, actually.

[Ben Mandelker]

It's not me blushing. It's just the intense skin damage that I'm dealing with right now. Sun damage. I don't know what's gonna get me first, the lung or the skin cancer, but something's gonna get me. Sure enough, at this point, his voice is sounding worse and worse. His skin is looking, like, seriously, like, in danger. I am actually quite literally very concerned for his health at this point.

[Ronnie Karam]

I'm not. So Gary is like, I need. Listen, I was. I'm getting too much approval from the women right now, and I've got to change that because I'm Gary. Not really Gary, unless women hate me. So Daisy, let Me tell you something hateful about me. All right. Something hateable. Let me tell you about me and Danny. She's like, oh, gold. What about you and Danny, then? She's like, well, you know, I've got Gary, Fuckboy, Gary vibes, you know. Has it ever been like that?

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah.

[Ronnie Karam]

Well, okay, we did have a little sneaky kiss. We did. We did. We did.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, Jesus, Gary, I can't do it. Well, honestly, I didn't want it to happen, you know. And she's like, oh, Gary, this is up. I think if you understood why this behavior is so toxic to the team and to yourself, I think it would be easy for you in the moment to be like, this isn't a good idea. But it's like, you keep on doing this because. Ooh, and you're pissed. You know what? You know, the thing is, when you're pissed drunk, you know, you can't walk straight. She's 11 years younger than you, and with these fucking shittiest excuses. Once, maybe. What is this, 6, 7, 24 times? You're looking for validation? Hook it up with Donna.

[Ronnie Karam]

I wasn't looking. That was Danny. Fucking hell. You're crazy, isn't you? Are you crazy? I've enraged a woman. My work is done. He's not even. It's not. He doesn't even seem to get off on the sex, right? Because he doesn't have that much sex. That's always a funny thing about Gary. He acts like he's going to have all this sex, but then when he gets it, he finds a way to back out of it, or he doesn't get it up or he falls asleep. Like, we've seen this multiple times. I'm thinking that Gary is just into the whole being in trouble thing. I predict that one day he's going to be in trouble for, like, jerking off in public or, like, waving his dick at somebody in public. He just needs to be in trouble for it. There's something. There's like a sickness there with him.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, it's not great. I'm surprised, honestly, after everything that came out, like, all the allegations that came out about him, I'm surprised that he hasn't done the old classic, you know what? I've gone into rehab because it looks like I have an addiction to sex, and I have to work on the things that are causing me to behave this way. So I'm hoping to be a better person and learning and growing every single day. Like, you think you just do that, but I wonder if that's just sort of, like, the American way of handling things and that, like, people outside of America are like, what? That's ridiculous. And then they just move on, keep fighting the fates.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah, I don't know about that. So he leaves and he's like, I was just so embarrassed about kissing Daddy, you know? And I tell Daisy because she's so honest with me, and I appreciate that. I treasure that. But it backfired miserably. It didn't do anything that. What did you think was going to happen? Of course you wanted Daisy to yell at you, and you got yelled at. Now go jerk off in the bathroom. It's like, all you've been needing in your life.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, yeah. You're not going to get anything. Think. Any other response from Daisy aside from her yelling at you? You could have literally said to Daisy, daisy, I brought you a brownie. Why do you think I need a brownie right now? What sort of. What sort of gift is this? You know, I don't eat brownies. And even if I did eat brownies, I've got things to do.

[Ronnie Karam]

How?

[Ben Mandelker]

You only think about yourself. You're just trying to get to my good graces again. I see right through your car.

[Ronnie Karam]

If you really cared about me, you'd wait a table once in a while. Gary. So now Daisy is offering champagne to people. Daisy. Oh, Daisy. Yeah. Now Daisy's. I was like, who's Daisy? She was just in the other scene. It's. It's still the same person. So she's offering champagne to people, and Andrea's like, oh, Actually wanted to grab you really quickly.

[Ben Mandelker]

Ding.

[Ronnie Karam]

Bend a smile. Okay, so MC and Chris are recently engaged, and we just wanted to do dessert shots or something and just, I don't know, make a little message. Something like, you're never too old or you may feel worn out, but someone will take you. Or, gosh, you're like an old ratty sweater at the old Salvation army that smells like mothballs and 10 years ago. But God damn it, there's somebody out there without a sense of smell. Congrats, you two. You found each other. Can we do that? Put that on the cake, Something like that?

[Ben Mandelker]

I think it could be arranged. Or what time would you like to eat? Like 10 o'clock at least. At least. So Daisy goes into the. Into the galley and she's like, well, I've got a bit of bad news. Turns out you're not qualified to be on this yacht. But here are some more bad news. Dinner is gonna be at 10pm tonight. He's like, oh, man. That's sounds like it's gonna be a little bit of an afternoon nap for me. And she's like, well, also Chris and Mara Catherine were just recently engaged, so they want something to signify it. He's like, oh, how about a luxury super yacht? That'll fucking signify her. It's like, no, you need to like do like a nice little dessert.

[Ronnie Karam]

Sir learns nothing. This guy learns fucking nothing. She's like, well, you know, something written with Happy anniversary or something like that that could signify it. And he's like, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go chill for a second too. See you later. So he's out of there. And then MC whispers to her husband that another guest has had her boobs done since they saw her. And he's like, yeah, nice work.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, I like that. I like those two together. That's. That's a real relationship right there where she's like, I think she's got a boobs done. He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, like being able to talk together as a couple, that's good. That's relationship goals.

[Ronnie Karam]

Isn't that just how relationships, what they're built on? I'm sorry, are there a lot of relationships built on other things?

[Ben Mandelker]

There are relationships where someone tries to talk and the other one says, stop that. That's not nice to say. You want, you want no divorce? There are people that are like that. It's wild. You never met people who are like that. It's so sad. You should both be able to.

[Ronnie Karam]

I never know how people are in private, you know what I mean? I know people who act like that in public who are like, don't say that, honey. But I'm like, oh, really? You married them. So I imagine that they're just doing that to be public facing good people. But then they get home and like, you were right about her kids. They are crazy. I mean, there's one of those. What are they filled with teeth because she got them for free? That's what they look like. Jesus. Talk about a jagged little pill. Jesus. Am I right?

[Ben Mandelker]

So Ko gives us this insight into how he works. He says, when I don't sleep, my mentality is at an all time low. Yeah, I think that's actually a fairly universal fact. That's why there's a phrase sleepy. But a way to avoid that if you know it's going to get in the way of your work. I don't know. Don't get wasted the night before just saying it. I say this as someone who enjoys getting wasted, but I'm going to say, if you've got work the next day and you've got to make. Make a nice dessert for strangers, don't get wasted.

[Ronnie Karam]

So Gary tells Emma to start the swim platform, and she goes down for a break. And then Danny is talking to Diana, and she's like, I do have something funny to tell you, but you can't tell anyone because it's not a big deal. That's why I haven't told anybody, but I'm telling you. Just don't tell anybody. It's not a big deal. Am I giggling? Am I smiling? Oh, my God. It's hilarious. Oh, my God. Why do I have a trash tie around my finger? It's crazy. It's on my ring finger. I did that to myself, didn't I? I'm just kidding. I'm. I'm not taking anything about. I mean, that was. Gary, what do you think about that? I'm probably pregnant, and if I'm not, I will be in the future. I can't wait to be his wife. God damn it. I'm gonna. I'm gonna ride that man like a flag rides a. A pole. Let's say up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down.

[Ben Mandelker]

So, yeah, what was that music? That was what's Happening. And I don't know why it stopped itself, because it would have been really funny if it had kept on playing, but it stopped. It's very sad. If you think. I don't have the what's Happening theme song in my itunes. I listen to that. It's a great theme song. So that's funny. It's just her running after that truck. Just running after that truck. So I love. This is also like, here's another thing like this, okay? We've all met people like this. We've all met girls like this, too. And where. It's like, now what she's doing is she's kind of bragging to Diana, but she's also so needy. Like, she doesn't just need attention. She needs attention from everyone. And she needs Diana to say, oh, my God. Really? Tell me everything about it. Was it amazing? Was it fun? Are you guys, like, a thing now? And Diana's like, okay, I don't care. Whatever. I'll just weaponize us against you later.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. Diane is like, oh, so you're. You have reason to be even more lazy now. Well, great, great. So Diana, of course, Diane's kind of like, well, I thought you liked Keith. And she's like, oh, I love everybody. I Don't. I don't care. She goes, oh, that's cool. So she's telling us. I would love to be like, dammy. Where she goes and does whatever she wants. She doesn't care what people think. She talks to guys. I mean, I don't do that. I'm shy. I wish I was like that. Just kidding. I don't. Who does? It's pathetic. Look at her face. You know, she's saying it like, I'm so jealous that she's just so open, but all I hear is slut. Slot, slot, slot.

[Ben Mandelker]

And Diana's and Danny's, like, tells us, bro, I have, like, sexual tension with, like, everybody on this boat at this point. It is wild. I mean, Captain Glenn, stop staring at me. Oh, my God. So much sexual teaching. Oh, my God. I'm just like. I guess I react to this because it was a girl I used to know who I used to be friends with. And this was, like, her vibe all the time. She, like, walk into your apartment, she'd be like, oh, my God. Like, I just got a text from this guy, and, like, he's like, what do I text back? Like, what do I text back? It's like, wait, guys, no, seriously, I know we're talking about the fact that your cousin just died, but, like, literally, I just got attacked. So, like, what should I text him now? I think he's, like, really into me. I'm like, oh, my God. Like, shut up.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. And then, you know, she just goes home and cries all night, like, waits for somebody to call. So then Daisy goes to check on KO and she's like, so what we doing part of art? And he's like, oh, good question to it. She's like, ah, Well, I was wondering if there's a way you can incorporate, like, maybe blue and white, like a trifle or something like that. Well, that's not the highest class suggestion either from Daisy, but at least she's trying to get the team colors in there, you know? Yeah. And he's like, well, ice cream's white, so I guess that's good. Am I right?

[Ben Mandelker]

So you're gonna go for a vanilla ice cream. Okay, great. Like, this is.

[Ronnie Karam]

So then we're not asking for your personality on the plate here. Okay? It's a. It's a. It's an anniversary or it's an engagement thing. Make an effort, bro.

[Ben Mandelker]

Just, like, do something nice. Make it. Don't you have anything in your arsenal? Some sort of cute dessert that feels special and elevated? Did. So now we know that desserts are not his forte, given that he already bought one from the shore and then nuked it and destroyed it. So now Daisy is asked Diana to make margaritas that look blue and everything. And this is where this. All this happens. And so Diana is. She's making these margaritas, and the guest comes up and is like, oh, by the way, they're sustained. So Diana brings it downstairs to Danny, and Danny's like, well, I'm sorry, I can't do this. I'm decorating the table. Even though she is literally not anywhere close to decorating the table, she is downstairs flirting with Gary, talking and joking. Not upstairs where the table is decorating it.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. And Gary's like, he hate laundry, don't you? And then it's like, no. It's like, I have things to do as well. Stupid. He walks out.

[Ben Mandelker]

Doesn't like taking out stains. How about I take out the stain and the stain's name is Danny. Commercials. Here comes one right now.

[Ronnie Karam]

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[Ben Mandelker]

Danny and Keith. Yeah, now Danny and Keith are on, like, the upstairs on one of the decks. And Danny's like, oh, let's take a. Come on, take a picky. Take a picky. Let's do a picky of a sunset picture. So now Keith is like, diana, come on, you want to come take a picture. They basically called Diana, and they're like, come take a photo of us for sunset photo. I don't know why Diana went up there and did it. If I were her, I'd be like, you. I'm doing some right now. But she goes up. I think, actually, no, I do know why she went up there, because it gave her a chance to, like, go be, like, just. Just to stomp up there to show that she was in a bad mood. Because, like, what's the point of being in a bad mood if you can't show people you're in a bad mood, right? So she gets to go up there and be like, fine, I can do this, but I'm really busy right now.

[Ronnie Karam]

So she's like, listen. It was. She's. Diana's like, well, I asked for help. And I was hearing it, the crew mess laughing. And I was like, for sake. And she's like, I was literally about work. That's what we were laughing at. I was busy setting this up because I'm the one that does this most of the time. That's me. My art form is tables. We all know that. All right? I'm sorry. I can't run up and down, but I'm a table artist. And she's like, well, for fuck's sake. She's like, for fuck's sake. We are a team. Like, you're doing this. I'm downstairs doing stuff. Just. Oh. Which I've never disregarded. I've never disregarded the stuff that you do while I'm up here creating. I'm basically the Al Pacino of tables. Don't look me in the eye. That's right. I just J load you. I just j load the table artist you.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, we are all busy, though. She's like, well, I was busy, bro. I was busy. You know, flirting is a job, too. I've got. Okay, shut up. So, okay, I want to hear. Hey, Cloy, I think the girls are arguing upstairs. I want to hear what this menu is, please. He's like, okay, well, it's gonna be a seafood bash, so that's gonna be a bunch of seafood, and it's gonna be family style. Well, I don't like that you don't see it from a service perspective. I think plates would be nice, you know, because you can show off a bit of a presentation. Some more cloys now, of course, it's funny, me asking for a good presentation from you, the guy who combs his hair like Tucker Carlson, but that's fine. That's fine. The irony is thick with me.

[Ronnie Karam]

And she's like, for an engagement dinner, should be 1000% be plaguing as another HD. I can't give close my opinion, but if he doesn't go and listen, that's on him. I can lead a horse to water, but I can't make a drink. And trust me, I've gone up to many a horse and said, drink it, you goddamn imbecile. Drink that goddamn water. And he doesn't drink. Guess what happened to the horse. It was made to glue.

[Ben Mandelker]

Guess what? And the reason why the horse didn't drink the water, because the water was family style. You got to plate the water for the horse.

[Ronnie Karam]

They wouldn't drink it because Gary had been swimming in there with some like, no, I'm too tasteful for that water. Thank you.

[Ben Mandelker]

So Cloyce is like, okay, we'll plate the Caesar salad, but the rest will be family style. Like, she's like, but that's fail, so that's weird. Well, that's probably. That's probably what we're gonna do ideally. So meanwhile upstairs, the girls are still fighting, and Danny's like, diana, are we going to fight the whole night? She's like, I'm not fighting. I'm just showing general disapproval of you, my slotty friend. She's like, you know, I would. I would say yes. I'm a bit of a grudge holder if you're a. So, baby, I'm going to be A as well. H.

[Ronnie Karam]

And her proof of that is just polishing a glass silently.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, that's kind of her thing. Finger polish.

[Ronnie Karam]

So everybody see seats for dinner, sits for dinner, and they're like, oh, my God, we're so excited for the engaged people. This is amazing. Like, yeah. So then Caesar salads come up, and yeah.

[Ben Mandelker]

He goes like, wow. He goes. He goes. So everyone, this is a play on a Caesar salad. And it's just a Caesar salad. Like, it's literally just a Caesar salad, and a sad one at that. And they're all, like, looking at it, like, what's the play? Isn't this just a bland Caesar salad here? What's going on?

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah, they're like, this is a Caesar salad. Why is it a play in a Caesar salad? They're like, this is boring. So then downstairs, KO is talking about his cake or whatever, and he's like, still, what do I do? Just, like, write congratulations on the plate?

[Ben Mandelker]

Something like that.

[Ronnie Karam]

And Keith is like, no, you should write good luck. But I guess that would be kind of Facetious. And Danny's like, facetious kind of word is that? That's not a word. He's like, well, I looked it up the dictionary the other day. It's actually a word. She goes, oh, you're quirky. I'm glad I didn't make out with that one. That's disgusting. That one actually comes up with words. Long, un.

[Ben Mandelker]

Understandable words, you know? So Cloy is sitting here. He's got, like, chocolate in, like, a piping bag. He's trying to write out, like, congratulations or something. This is something that he, by the way, could have done hours ago and put it in the freezer. I don't know what he was thinking. So then meanwhile, Cecilia. Cecilia has a lot of opinions. And honestly, they're not wrong, but she has a lot of opinions. So she tells. She tells David. She goes, I hate to say this, but, like, you know, we like family style.

[Ronnie Karam]

I wanted it like that for dinner. Did she? Is that what you wanted? Are you a horse standing in front of goddamn water? You'd probably drink it if I told you, wouldn't you? Well, let me tell you, Chloe's wouldn't. God damn imbecile.

[Ben Mandelker]

I'll say. I'll say it to the chef for sure. Like, I'm sorry. I know it's very annoying. Which is funny because Daisy's totally throwing the chef under the bus right in front of the gas. Like. I know, I know. It's terrible food, what you're eating. I understand. I. I'll go tell the chef that he's a piece of. Okay. I'll be right back. By the way, he doesn't floss.

[Ronnie Karam]

So she tells Danny to go downstairs and help. She goes, well, I'm afraid to go help Diana. She says, why? Because she heard me laughing for three minutes in a gallery with Gary. And she's also. And got angry with me. She did not lose her shit.

[Ben Mandelker]

See, this is what she said.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. Daisy goes, well, just keep trying. Be a bigger person. And Danny's like, why is it just me? I have to be a person. Be the bigger person. Because you're the one crying about it. It. Okay? You're the one going to your boss and crying that someone's being mean to you and they're telling you to be a bigger person. Be a bigger person. Okay? For Christ's sake, you child.

[Ben Mandelker]

But this is what that other girl did, too. Was her name Sarah? I don't know. But, like, she was like. She does that thing where she kind of, like, laughs, like, does like a Throw someone under the bus with a laugh to be like, I'm the sane one here. But like, whoa, she was crazy. She, like came down. She was like rageful. She was so mad. She was like screaming at me. It's like, whoa, chillax, girl. Like, she's cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Am I right? Am I right? It's so up. And also, Kyle did this on Blow Deck Med all the time to Natalia. And it's like that kind of like, hey, we're pals. I'm gonna like, reassert the fact that like, that we are friends and that she's a crazy one and we should exclude her. And I just am like, you. You're leaving out the part of the story where you where she was doing a task and she asked you for help and you said no and you were downstairs giggling instead. So I'm just like, I'm done with this girl.

[Ronnie Karam]

Well, she actually did add the part where she was giggling. And that's, I think, why Daisy will never be on her side. She's like, you fucking idiot, I know you made out with Gary. And now you're sitting there giggling and you're mad that people are getting annoyed with you. Fuck off. You know, Daisy's not. Daisy smells that bullshit, you know. So then Gary is talking to Daisy now and he's like, daisy, come with me. I think it's better if we don't fight. Daisy, I want to apologize. You, I'm going to completely change, actually. So I made that with Norma just a few seconds ago. Never drinking again, never touching another lady again.

[Ben Mandelker]

They see me rolling, I'm hooking up with Norma Rapscallion.

[Ronnie Karam]

She said, I wasn't trying to lay into you, Gary, but I don't know how to communicate, you know, your behavior self destructive. And it's destructive to other people. I'm glad you took the time to reflect. And you don't treat other people like that. And especially you don't treat people who's in your corner like that. So thank you for allowing me to speak and thank you for the apology.

[Ben Mandelker]

She was like, yes. Daisy's way of accepting an apology like that means a lot to me. I'm so glad you finally apologized because the way you talked to me was, you know, when you are shit and look at your hair, your hair is shitty, your skin's shitty, you got. Your eyes are shitty. Everything about you is shitty. So thank you for apologizing because I deserved it. Okay, great. It's like, oh, are you happy right now, Daisy?

[Ronnie Karam]

I just Want Daisy to, like. I just want Daisy to read just basic things in life to me. Like, I want to hire Daisy and just have her read, you know, the back of boxes. Like this. Hub Bot USA Hub Pro is compatible with almost all operating system. Please download and install the driver correctly according to the manual or the product details. Jesus Christ. Sorry.

[Ben Mandelker]

I think that I would like her to read headlines from the New York times cooking section 6. No Thanksgiving pies that will impress everyone. You know, Kara.

[Ronnie Karam]

Like, why is this pie instruction yelling at me? Chicken Alar.

[Ben Mandelker]

This recipe uses both crushed red pepper and chopped Calabrian chilies or hot cherry peppers in the spicy sauce Scara.

[Ronnie Karam]

Speaking of, I keep ordering USB hubs and they keep sending me USB A instead of USB C. I keep ordering USB C. I can prove it on my Amazon. Okay, stop gaslighting me. Okay, let's get back to the scheduled program.

[Ben Mandelker]

All right.

[Ronnie Karam]

Okay, so now Kois is trying to write on the cake plate, plate, but it's already been 15 minutes. And he can't figure out how to get the chocolate piped at the right temperature because he's 5 years old, let's face it. Okay, so.

[Ben Mandelker]

And he also does not use frozen plates to help out the process or.

[Ronnie Karam]

Melt the chocolate enough to come out of the thing in the first place. I mean, this guy. So now they want to go to bed, and they're like, you can't go to bed. And they're like, I do want to go to bed. That's like the main lady MC saying, hey, why go to bed? No, you can't go to bed. So Daisy's in the kitchen and clothes. Oh, so you're fully cleared, right? She goes, are you joking? It's 23 minutes since cleared. Why is he so slow? Why is it taking so long? Instead of taking a full blown ass snap, you could have said, am I an asb, USB A or a USB C? They don't bug into the same vlogs, you goddamn moron.

[Ben Mandelker]

Here comes Thanksgiving. This year, there are no rules. Just cook what you love and we'll help you make it to live.

[Ronnie Karam]

So she's. She wants to kill him. And he's like, well, I would count tonight as not my best work. Yeah, that's every fucking night with you, bro. Like, are you gonna have one good night? I'm. I just wish the bully would come back and just walk up to you and go, you suck. You suck. You suck. At this point, it's not just that you're bad at your job, it's that you're so, like, fucking up your own ass about it too, you know, you're so arrogant for no reason. It's annoying. Do your job.

[Ben Mandelker]

Somewhere in the middle of this, one of my favorite moments of the episode was Cecilia. She is still continuing to say. I mean, like, it's like, it's just like, family style is fine. Just like, it should just be pleaded like, you agree with me, right? And then her friend is like, you know what? I totally agree with you. It's just that you've said it a lot. Right now she's like, we're on tv, okay? We don't want to look like you made your point and we agree with you, but you've made it several times. Cecilia.

[Ronnie Karam]

But she's purposely trying to do that to have her moment, right? Like, oh, my God, I really want, like, a pleated thing. Cause we're all like a Yarrow. She's one of those.

[Ben Mandelker]

Now. There's also.

[Ronnie Karam]

She has bad boys. She just draws out everywhere they go. She's like, you know, this wasn't my dream, but when we suck this table by a bathroom. But we really don't appreciate it, T. Oh, my God. If you slowly talk like a very slowly deflating balloon animal or you do you get your way more Shut the fuck up over there. I'm on Cloys's side. After listening to you for two seconds. No.

[Ben Mandelker]

And then there's also some sort of, like, low wattage feud that was brewing with Concetta. I wasn't actually able to follow what it was, but, like, one girl was talking to Chetta, and Chetta seemed very unhappy. And I carried through to breakfast the next day.

[Ronnie Karam]

It was this girl. It was this annoying girl.

[Ben Mandelker]

What did she say?

[Ronnie Karam]

Making a little comments. And Conchetta's like, okay, she needs to stop. They said when they show Ceta got her room, she's like, okay, she really needs to stop.

[Ben Mandelker]

Now Conchetta's mad because there was already someone on the season named Contessa. She was like, I was going to be the only multisele con named person. How could there be a Contessa when they knew Concetta was coming on?

[Ronnie Karam]

I'm so resentful of the cont. Excuse me. We cannot say that word anymore. First of all, we can, because now it's gay and fun again. And second of all, I was saying, C O N T at Contessa. Contessa. Okay, you got to pass that.

[Ben Mandelker]

So then Daisy goes up to Cloy. It's very happily. And she's like, so I think the guests were a bit disappointed that that's not. That the food tonight wasn't plated. And he's like, well, part of it was plated. She's like, well, I'm just passing on the feedback. She's like, no, yeah, that's, that's good, that's good. And then Emma, meanwhile, she's, she, she's been getting a lot of, you know, terse comments from the guys. So she's like, well, I don't know if I pissed off the guys, but they both seem like they're both a little bit off with me. And I also feel like they're just shit talking me. Like I'm a idiot. So maybe I'm being oversensitive or maybe I'm a idiot. Who knows? Oops, I just spilled my coffee off the side of the boat. Boat. So I guess I'll put that one in the idiot bucket. That's just me.

[Ronnie Karam]

I don't think they're treating you like an idiot. I think they're treating you like you're lazy. And you are lazy. They're treating you like a lazy, loafing complainer. And now you're walking around lazily loan. And that's kind of, you know, peanut butter, your peanut butter stuff. So then Emma goes to talk to teeth. That's teeth Keith. And sorry, it's a dentist. It's a dentist episode. So she's like, what's the time, Keith? And he's like, it's 7:27am she's like, oh, sorry, I'm not quite done with this. You see, like I've been trying to do the deck, but you know, I have done these scrubbers a number of times now. But then each time I walk back around, this bit has reaccumulated. Like, has it rained? Are you leaking? Is the boat crying? It's like, emma, don't go, don't go. Emma's school never's gone and it just cries all over itself, you know. And I come back around, it stops crying. But I say, listen, you've left your tears all over everything. All right then just dehydrate like that. Please stop crying. Every time I leave, I've got to take a break. That's exhausting really.

[Ben Mandelker]

Emma was on anchor watch and she was just sitting there all night long. And then she decided. And then at like 7am she's like, oh, I lost track of time. And she starts watching the deck. So you lost track of time. The sun came up.

[Ronnie Karam]

They saw her working too. It's so funny. The montage of her working throughout the night. She's just laying there sighing. And then she walks out and smokes a cigarette. Sighing. She's exhaling like she's, like, smoking. And then she hoses a table and then goes back down and sits down, bored.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. And so she, like, I. At one point, I guess she, like, hoses down one of the decks and it's, like, full of water. And then she's, like, cleaning, trying to clean some chrome. And Heath is doing it, and she's like, well, I was trying to do this, but, like, it just reaccumulates so quickly. It's like I. I clean it, I wipe it down, and then I walk away. And then it's reaccumulated that quickly. And he's like, yeah, because you've got, like, standing water, and so the water is just going to slosh over it. So as long as you have the standing water there, it doesn't make sense to clean this until that water is dry up. And she's like, oh, God, there he is again, treating me like an idiot. It's like you literally left. Like, you left a deck wet, and then you're wondering why things are wet. Yeah.

[Ronnie Karam]

Like, it's just. And then she says her favorite phrase, which is, I don't know what to tell you, mate.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, that's the physics.

[Ronnie Karam]

It's not a mystery. Like, he literally just told you why it happened. It's not like an. I don't know what to tell you. He just told you. And so he's like, well, I'm just telling you that's why you're redoing it. I'm just trying to give you some advice. And she goes, well, I guess I can help you with a slowing platform. She'd like a swimming, I guess, whatever it is. And so he's like, okay. So then she's just watching him, and he's hauling it, like, really hard work. And she doesn't lift a finger to help him. She's just watching him. And then she's acting like he's blocking her in, into the little thing they're pulling in. She's like, I can't even walk over to get to the other side. I mean, God, it's exhausting. He's like, well, you can go to bed if you'd like. She goes, well, I mean, I am tired. I would like to go to bed.

[Ben Mandelker]

He's like. He's like, emma's the one who offered to help me. And now she's standing here doing nothing. I mean, just pick something up. It takes quite a lot to get me worked up, but it's almost cruel to stand there and watch me struggle because she literally is just standing there. She's doing like little motions to make it seem like she might be busy doing something, but he's literally pulling the thing in and she's like, not even attempting. But then she's says, this is honestly some passive aggressive. But I'm just over being made to feel like a small person. I'm like, what was passive aggressive? Was it that he was like, he took it all himself? Like, no, I'll just do it on my own. And she was like, fine, you're going to do it on your own. I don't understand what. Why she was so upset here.

[Ronnie Karam]

I mean, I guess that's what it is. But then if he had said, are you going to help me? She would have been like, oh, my God, the absolute disdain he treats me with.

[Ben Mandelker]

I don't know what to. I don't know what to say. Mate, Mate. I mean, I'm down here standing here. I don't know what else you want me to do. It's too tall too. It's too far away for me to reach. I can't. I can't bring in the swim platform. I can't reach it from over here.

[Ronnie Karam]

She's. Let's see something. So now it's the last day of charter and the guests are waking up and. Oh, oh, sorry, never mind. Gary's like, oh, Danny, why are you giggling? Well, there's something on your mind. She goes, I've got a lot of things on my mind. Do you want to share them with. With me? And she's like, oh, I think you want to know. And he's like, sure, this is about work. And she's like, oh, just thinking about having a little cuddle. And he's like, the bed's too small. She goes, oh, God, you are so funny. He's like, okay, so I was thinking about that kiss. She's like, marriage, marriage, babies. Which first. I really don't need to be married to have babies. You know, I'll do it right now. I'll be the first pregnant wall, wall doing table art lady that you've ever seen.

[Ben Mandelker]

Would you like to see some cheerleading routines? They're very popular with tens and thousands of men. Say, listen, I love you and I think that you're an absolute superstar, but I didn't want it to happen again. At least not while I'm so there. And she's like, well, if that's what you're thinking, then sure, it's cool. I'm totally. I'm totally cool with that. Like, no problem for me. I'm just easygoing, Danny, you know, like, what could go wrong? I don't know why it keeps cutting off my what's happening music every time I wanna play it. Thanks a lot, iTunes. I'm not doing it again. That's so funny. That's so funny. Oh.

[Ronnie Karam]

So, yeah, she's like, okay, well, everything's great. Then he goes, oh, sorry. Sorry about that. She's like, why are you apologizing? No need to apologize. And she walks off. She's like, fucker.

[Ben Mandelker]

Motherfucker.

[Ronnie Karam]

So now Gary. And it was just a lit. Because she does look like she's gonna cry. And I felt slightly bad. I mean, that's really sad when you. When the town bike is like, I'm broken. Sorry. Just going, but you've got full tires. No, I'm broken. But you take. You won't take the app, not yours. So sorry, your. Your software is not updated. But it is. It's not.

[Ben Mandelker]

It's like. It's like trying to get like a. Like a lime scooter to go when it's out of its battery charge. So Gary is like, like. It's like, su. Keith, how was the boat this morning? He's like, oh, well, m and I had a bit of a tiff this morning. Oh, really? Well, how was she when you woke up this morning? She's like, oh, you know, it's hard. Frustrated. She was pissed sometimes. If I tried to give her advice, she was like, I don't know what to tell you, mate. That was a direct quote, by the way. There was another quote. Was. That was the sound of a drinking coffee. So I'm just trying to help.

[Ronnie Karam]

Let me have a chat with you today, by the chance. We're gonna chat. And he's like, but she has an answer for everything. He's. You know what? I know. Gotta tread on eggshells there. It's a shame, Matt. It's a real, real shame.

[Ben Mandelker]

Don't worry. Instead of chatting with her, perhaps I will rap with her. California, California. Now listen, you out.

[Ronnie Karam]

You run out there.

[Ben Mandelker]

It's too much for me to think of rap lyrics on the fly. I can do them if I'm in my car alone. But it turns out rapscallion can't quite do them in isolation in the middle of talking about something else entirely. Let's see. I literally can't think of anything. Bitch No, I can think of one. I can think of one. Big no info for the DEA federal agents mad because I'm flagrant. Tap my cell in the phone and the beast means.

[Ronnie Karam]

Well, actually, if you're going to go on the rapscallion tour, I think a perfect one to describe Emma this morning would be no Scrubs, so learn that near. So then Emma's talking to Daisy. She's like, oh, God, Keith is awake. And I sort of had a pop at him. Walker. Well, you know, I'm just tired of his passive aggressive, that's all. Well, personally, I just write down your issues and bring it up in a really calm manner. Like, would do it. Here's how I'd do it. I'd write it down and then I'd pull out what I wrote and I'd say this. Lighting facts per bulb brightness, 300 lumens. Estimated yearly energy costs, $0.48 based on 3 hours a day, $0.11 Kilowatt cost depends on ratings and use. God damn it.

[Ben Mandelker]

This is a childhood.

[Ronnie Karam]

Like a hug.

[Ben Mandelker]

This is a childhood simplest. Corn, onion, potato, milk with a couple of chopped tomatoes and a handful of parsley to add flavor and color.

[Ronnie Karam]

I was like, well, I guess I do get a bit of jealous of Keith. You know, he's had more time to pick stuff up. You know, I'm just irritated that this is becoming a thing. This whole camera doesn't do anything. It's becoming a. I'll be back. I'm taking a nap. This is exhausting. This monologue was exhausting.

[Ben Mandelker]

So they're setting up up breakfast, and Chloe says. Chloe is very proud. He's telling us what he likes to serve for breakfast. He's like, usually for breakfast, I like to have some kind of egg, some kind of breakfast meat, a pastry of some sort, usually yogurt, parfait elements. If you hit those things, everybody's usually happy. He's saying this as if he's like, inside the Actor Studio. Like, this is. This is the great insight to how to serve breakfast.

[Ronnie Karam]

Wow.

[Ben Mandelker]

You serve an egg and a meat and there may even be a pastry. Like, call me gobsmacked.

[Ronnie Karam]

You should write a book. Yeah, seriously, write a book.

[Ben Mandelker]

How to do breakfast, Breakfast.

[Ronnie Karam]

And Daisy basically sings a song I sing every morning when I get out of bed and look around my house. Where's the banana bread? Where's the chocolate chip muffins? Where's the quiche? Jesus Christ. Anything.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, but seriously, though, she's like, it's, you know, the breakfast. You know, the breakfast that Cloys is putting out. It's screaming Budget hotel, airport hotel, Continental breakfast.

[Ronnie Karam]

It is. It is very Hyatt place. It is. So Glenn's like, So I was. Last night, Daisy, did everything go well? I just learned that deer. One time a deer saw his child trapped under a car, and it somehow grew opposable thumbs and got the car off of the kid. Even deer feel adrenaline. What do you think about that? And she's like, okay, well, listen, I'll talk to you upstairs. Now, listen, it could be better. I don't think the guests are too happy. His lunches are fine. Let's go. Right here. Let's go.

[Ben Mandelker]

I don't want him to hear DC's crime thriller. It's like, okay, this. We're not safe here. We have to go to.

[Ronnie Karam]

The children can hear you. Listen. Children will listen. It's like a Sondheim musical. All right. This little can hear everything. They've got ears. All right.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, there's a lot of commotion. What's that noise back there? You used to call me on my cell phone? Late night when you need my love. Is that Gary doing Drake? Yeah, he's on the whole rapscallion thing right now.

[Ronnie Karam]

So she's basically like, yeah, I'm pretty sure the guests weren't happy last night. No, you know, she's. She's beating around the bush here. I told him to do plated. He didn't do plated. The guest complained that it wasn't plated. I told him not to take a nap. He took a nap. Then the dessert was 30 minutes late because he had no idea. So he just put some whipped cream into a glass. This guy is terrible. He's not doing his job. Yeah, I don't care if he's flirting with me. And he's 20. Yes. It's flattering. He still needs to be fired. Now do something already. Okay.

[Ben Mandelker]

It's fun to think about what the different Chief Stews would have done in this situation. Like, Kate definitely would have walked in and said, well, Chef, they all hated it because it wasn't plated and it was served family style. And they said, this is probably one of the worst meals they've ever had anyway. What are you going to serve for dinner for. For dessert? Hannah would have been like, honey, this was shit. And you've got to improve it, honey, because no one wants.

[Ronnie Karam]

They would have been like, you know what would have really improved this meal is if you served it with lipstick and had your hair done. They can really change a customer's Perception of things, dear.

[Ben Mandelker]

And Aisha would have been like, oh, this was lovely, but unfortunately no one liked it. So maybe next time you do it, just do it as plate because family sounds just a bit not good.

[Ronnie Karam]

Okay. So he's like, okay, well, let's the three of us sit down and talk. No time for talking is done, sir. We don't need to have another talk with Klois. Kois needs to get fired. You've. It's episode five. He's already gone on vacation with the guests. He's already up multiple times. Do something, Glenn. Okay. Stop being a wuss.

[Ben Mandelker]

Especially. Okay, this is two seasons in a row where a big anniversary or special dessert has been fucked up. Because speaking of Asia, last season, was it not just mere weeks ago that Jono was serving cake on top of ice cream? Which honestly at this point made the dessert that Chloe served look like. I mean, choices are made. Jono's look like it was Michelin star. We didn't really even talk about what Chloe's made. Chlo. They waited 25 minutes and then what came out was like some sort of shoddily scooped out ice cream in like, like in some glasses. Like, could you imagine waiting 25 minutes for that amount? It wasn't even amount. A large amount of ice cream. It was just like a little bit at the bottom. I would be livid If I waited 25 minutes for that ice cream.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah, I'm really ridiculous. Really. He needs to go. So then Danny is flirting with Keith and she's like, so what's your prediction for tonight, Keith? He's like, I think going to be a good night. Just. Oh, so we can cut it on days off then, right? Oh, you are so pathetic. You're immediately running back to the one that you. You just ditched. Oh, this is so sad.

[Ben Mandelker]

It is sad. It would have been a wonderful time for me to play the what's happening theme song, but of course I can't do it because itunes is everything for me. So that I sad Diana then is. I loved this. This was so petty. This was so petty. But you know what I think? I think it was her turned. So Diana is like, so, Keith, are you excited for night out? He's like, I am, actually. We're almost halfway through. Yeah. No, you don't have to keep talking because it's my turn. So what happened?

[Ronnie Karam]

You're just, you know that she's up to no good too, by the way, because she's just got this huge smile on her face, which she literally never has she's like, I love you. I was like, oh, no, girl. When that girl comes at you with the smile, you're in danger. Danger.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. So she's like, so what happened to you and Danny? And he's like, yeah, I think we're good. I mean, we had a chat and she's just one of those people that likes to flirt all the time. And I kind of think that, like, we're just like. We're just like, working and like, if there's a connection, you go through, but it's just like. I'm just not too sure if there's a connection. It's just fun and flirty and light heart, you know, that kind of thing. Just. Well, I told you that I thought it was different with you. Like, the flirting with you. Like, she really is into you, but now I don't think it is. He's like, really? Why? Oh, sorry. And why are you smiling so much? Did something happen? You just win. Did you win a prize? Yes. So I think it's the same with everyone with her, because I'm pretty sure that Danny kissed Gary right there. She was like, let me go kiss in dirty oil water. Right down there. You see? You see that little pool of dead fish? That's what they give him, that.

[Ronnie Karam]

He's like, oh, God, what the heck? Well, I guess that's annoying, isn't it? She's like, well, I'm going to see if I can go to work now. Whoops. Whoops, did I let sl.

[Ben Mandelker]

Just remember, if you kiss Danny, you're basically kissing dead starfish. Okay, bye.

[Ronnie Karam]

So he's like, oh, God, so much for meeting halfway. You know, we had a heart to heart, so it feels like it's almost a deliberate thing. God. Bit of a gut punch, isn't it?

[Ben Mandelker]

Now, that being said, Danny is. Is very sad, but. Keith, I don't want to hear this. Don't. You cannot play the tortured, tortured soul. You are not a member of the tortured poet it's department. Or whatever you like. She would express her interest in you and you were like, no, I like to take it slow. It's too much. Like, you cannot do this. Okay?

[Ronnie Karam]

No, I think he totally can. She just. He just said, I don't want to flirt it in front of guests.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, yes, there was that, but like, also, other times she was expressing interest and he was like, no, no. It's like when the more you do it, the more I pull away. And then all of a sudden he's like, oh, well, I can't believe it. Now it's like you do, it goes both ways. Like, you do snooze, you do lose.

[Ronnie Karam]

No, because she's, if he just, if she moved on to him and that would be one thing, but the fact that she went out and made out with him and it didn't work out with him, so now she's running back to Keith because he's like the B option and she's out of other options is offensive, I think, I think it's a gross.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, I think I'm grossed out by that chick.

[Ronnie Karam]

I would be totally grossed out too. But, you know, at the same time, I think the only reason he's interested is because that's the only interest he's getting. There's not any, any real connection there, I don't think.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, well, I think the guys do that on the show too. And I think it's also gross. I, I, this has nothing to do with Danny. I'm just saying that Keith, Keith is like, he's like, woe is me. All of a sudden. It's like, well, you also had your window and you chose not to take it.

[Ronnie Karam]

So someone likes him. I mean, not everybody's so fast moving like that, you know, like, if you think somebody likes you and then you find out that no, they were just with you and they're off really, you know, riding the town bike or whatever instead, that's slump. I don't know. It's gross. I mean, he's, at least he gets over it really quickly. He's like, gross. You know, he's pretty, pretty non dramatic about it.

[Ben Mandelker]

He gets over it quickly because there's literally nothing to lose. Like, it's like that, that was a relationship that just never got off the ground. And honestly, like, the negative, the amount of chemistry that they have, what is, what's the opposite of chemistry? Like, what is caveman? Like beating a rock against a twig. Like, with the opposite of chemistry. Like, that is what they have.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah, agreed. So now Daisy is having her talk with Ko and she's like, well, obviously I'm not a chef and, you know, I don't know, but I've been in the industry for quite a while and I think things with your last minute and dinners need to be more. And I genuinely think that's what the guests are expecting and I don't want it to affect the tip. And he's like, more as in elaborate. Daisy, tell him what the guests are saying. Why is she not telling him that? The guests are complaining and saying they want it plated and they want it. It's like she's beating around bush with him, and I don't get it.

[Ben Mandelker]

You know, it's just something like. It's just like, you know, I just. We want people to say, this is the most beautiful plate I've ever seen. And if you've ever worked on big boats like that, then you should know. He goes, yeah, but I just think that, like, some things are, like, inherently rustic, like ice cream and Caesar salads. You know, I think that's. That's nice. Rustic feelings.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yes.

[Ben Mandelker]

And I know there's a reason for everything, like your haircut. And all I can do is just give me. Give you my advice from my experience, and whether you choose to take it or not, that is up to you, but you should probably take it.

[Ronnie Karam]

Well, everyone does things different. It's okay. All got different styles. All right? And she's like, this isn't my first role. I'm trying to help you. He goes, well, you know, it's definitely easy to say, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Right?

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, I do think you're struggling with your time management a bit. He's like, yeah, well, there's a lot of variables, you know? She's like, okay, well, I'm trying to help you from my 11 years of yachting. Let me just, like, say that again. 11. It's like, if you're drunk and you looked at a one, it looks like an 11. That's how many years I've been doing it. 11 years. But maybe in the two years you've been yachting, you've been doing, you know, better.

[Ronnie Karam]

He's like, well, yeah, basically. So. He's like, well, I've never in the history of my charter experience. Dude, you're 22. Shut up. Anyone question my capabilities, abilities in the galley? And I don't have anything to prove to you. Yes, you do, and you're about to be fired, you douchebag. Okay, have fun, you arrogant idiot. They better fire him.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, he's gonna be gone. There's no way he's gonna last. So that's basically the end of the episode. Chloe's up again. We'll see how it goes.

[Ronnie Karam]

Boo. Emma. Boo. All of these, like, boom. Boo. 90 of these people. My God. These something.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, next week, the boat crashes into another boat, so that's. It's just another episode of Below Deck.

[Ronnie Karam]

Another typical episode of Sailing, for sure. All right, everybody. Well, thanks so much for being with us. This was great times. We will talk to you next time. Okay, Bye.

[Ben Mandelker]

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