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Ronald Carom
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Ben Mandelker
I'm great, thanks. That is my government name. So thank you for finally addressing me as such. I appreciate it. I'm great. I'm like truly great today.
Ronald Carom
Loves his spoonies. Mandelker. Mandelker. Everybody loves him. Mandelger. How are you doing? What's going on today with you?
Ben Mandelker
I am fantastic. You know, really enjoyed last night's installment of the Real Housewives of Orange county reunion which we're about to talk about. And I'm just excited that it's Friday and I'm excited for the weekend. I'm excited for Thanksgiving coming up. I'm just. I'm just happy. I'm a happy little beaver.
Ronald Carom
You're a blessed bitch. That's what you are. You are a blessed bitch.
Ben Mandelker
And I'm wearing my Laura Dern shirt. There's my Laura Dern wearing the Laura Dern.
Ronald Carom
Oh, I love it. You know I love Laura Dern on this show. Well, I'm glad you're having that. I'm having a great day too. I'm just feeling very blessed as well. I'm feeling super positive. And we're going to have a very L A Day today because we're like doing our podcast first of all. I mean I guess that's not LA specific thing.
Ben Mandelker
No, it's pretty LA already.
Ronald Carom
We have mics so we're like doing that. We're doing something fun and creative so that's fun. And then we're going to lunch with our agent at in Beverly Hills.
Ben Mandelker
It's very la. That could not. You really, you just really escalated the laness of it before of the statement. Yeah, yeah.
Ronald Carom
And it's so LA today and you know that's not Me, I'm not like, hey, I meet you for lunch in Bev Hills. That's just not me. I don't get the opportunity to do that. So it's like super la. It's like a field trip, you know, I'm so excited and I could be like, what's the biz like? Like, what's going. Going on at the biz?
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, listen, it's just, it's a tie in for next week's premiere of Beverly Hills. So, like, we're just getting it. Tis the season. Gotta visit the mothership. The mother. The mother neighborhood. Yeah.
Ronald Carom
And then today I'm doing the show from my couch desk. And that means that I'm in kind of a different background and the door behind me is reflective. And so there's two giant palm trees above my head and the door reflection on the show today. So I'm having like Super Hollywood 10. Like, hey, guys. Eating fingernails for lunch. Thank you, comma agent if you have anything to say about it. Sorry, she'll be busy buying me lunch in the hill. Oh my God.
Ben Mandelker
You know what?
Ronald Carom
A really Hollywood day too, because it jumped from a roof to a tree to another tree over there. It's having a very, like, action packed. You go squirrel. It was badass.
Ben Mandelker
You know what's so funny about you recording with palm trees in the background and how that's so la. You know what? All this time you've been seeing me record from an office, but the truth is I've actually been recording from like atop a seaside community in Southern California. So it's been very LA for me too. Turns out.
Ronald Carom
Yeah, you've got the whole city below you there. Heather's view there.
Ben Mandelker
I am floating. I am floating above Orange county, so. You're so right. This is such a SoCal day.
Ronald Carom
Okay? So let's get into it. Oh, by the way, gifting season's coming up because it's the holy days, okay? Which we now call the holidays because we want to take the Lord out everything. Okay, have it your way. But guys, it's the holidays. If you want to give crapons to people, do it. You can get crapons memberships on Patreon now for other people. Can you believe that? You can get them here. You can give them nine years, give them 10 years. We'll still be here. Who? You know we'll still be here, damn it. Talking about something. Do it.
Ben Mandelker
Gift them something.
Ronald Carom
As many years as you want. Lock in your prize. Also, if you want videos of crap ins, we do them every day here. On Patreon. We're going to add some fun stuff to that soon. And Patreon has been simplified. We're totally doing porn. I'm going to be playing with my muffin top here every day and showing you how I hide M&M's inside of my belly button.
Ben Mandelker
That was a. That was a Family Feud category that I saw this week, which is things that you could hide under your man boobs. They literally had that as a category, huh?
Ronald Carom
And one of the Eminem. One of them.
Ben Mandelker
Snacks, pencil, I think. Wallet, I don't remember. There was. It had, like, seven or eight different answers. It was one of those big ones.
Ronald Carom
That's some funny shit. All right, everybody just do that if you want Patreon. It's easier now. It's easy. Simplified, One monthly fee, and that's where our bonuses are. Okay, so now let's get to Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion, part two. What an episode. It was okay. It was a little calmer than last week, which was good because I was foaming at the mouth. Last week. I feel much better. I've had a week off to reflect and accept that there's just evil in the world, and what are you going to do about it? You know what I mean? What are you going to do about it? So I'm just kind of accepting of it and the evil tried to calm down. Today.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, today was a. This was a more chill episode, but I found it to be extremely funny. It was, like, nice not getting all, like, whipped up into a frenzy over, you know, and having to say things like, I can't believe she would have bring up this thing about custody. Yada, yada, yada. Everyone was talking about it all week. Oh, my God. Emily in custody. But then this week, we got into sort of, like, lighter fare, and I was just able to laugh at everything. And I don't know. I don't. I cannot explain. I cannot explain to you the depths to which Heather Dubrow makes me laugh. I know people just hate her, but she's so mean that I just. Everything she does, I am like a fine on the sofa every single time she puts her hand, like she's throwing an invisible dart, you know, I just laugh. All of her things, and they're going to come up throughout the entire episode, and I'm just going to. I just. I just like every eye roll. She's just so cold. It cracks me up. I don't. I can't explain it.
Ronald Carom
I believe that she is Satan's tool. I believe she's a demon, a monster, a soul sucker, a. But a historical friend and just an off, all around awful, soul sucking monster of a person. So, you know, I'm coming into this with a positive attitude today, but I do like her on the show and I don't think she should be fired. Yeah, you know, I do rail against her and call her a hypocrite, because she is. But you know what? Part of the fun of these shows is to have something to root against. And I think she's great to root against because she really is delusional and she thinks she's a good person. And it's so funny watching her eyes literally turn black. I mean, they do it every time, right? Literally. After all these years, we used to joke that she looks just like Coraline's mom when she turns evil. And just after all of these years, that that is still so true that her eyes literally turn black and she just gets so villainous and monstrous. And I'm just enjoying it. I feel like she's really leaning into it more now. And I say, you be you, you know, and if you're horrible, just be fucking horrible. Don't go to therapy and learn ways to talk to everybody so we can think you're less horrible even though on the inside you're horrible. Just be who you are. So we all fucking know to avoid you. If we can't handle horrible people, some of us can handle horrible people. Look at me. I have friends.
Ben Mandelker
Oh, Ronnie. So we start off now with, we're still in this, like, discussion about Ryan and his scandal. And Shannon's like, emily, if he. If she's saying. If Jan is saying that the only part that Ryan had is that his name was on the account and what's the big deal? Which, by the way, I still maintain that if that. If that is all that you are part of with this scandal, that's still a big fucking deal. Your name is on an account that all of A sudden receives $16 million as part of a scam. I'm sorry, you. That's not just a. Like, oh, that's just nothing. It was like leaving a sock in a car. No, no, that's a big deal.
Ronald Carom
You know, I mean, I agree. And it's like, why is this so frustrating for me when something like Erica Girardi, I'm like, nail him to the cross. All of them. You know, I think it's because this one didn't really harm anybody, like poor or old, you know what I mean? Like, Jen Shaw's stuff. Was she had like, real horrible victim, like, really good victims. I mean, sorry, all those senior citizens, them take their money. Those more I should answer the phone in their first place. Scam likely is not a person, you dumb old troll. No, I don't mean that. I just mean she had really sweet victims, like old people and stuff and innocent people. And then Erica Girardi and Tom Girardi. Tom Girardi, specifically. His victims were. Were sad people. They were victims and horrible, you know, accidents and stuff. He was stealing their money. But this guy stole from a sports guy and. And a. I mean, he didn't steal. Allegedly. He was moving money around for some gambling and stuff like that, which is, you know, it's. I guess it's illegal. But it's also adults doing adult things and they're consenting adults, so go for it. Like, I don't think he hurt anybody. And also, it's not Emily's business. I'm just sick of Emily. I'm just sick of her.
Ben Mandelker
I think the concern is more like, hey, Jen, be careful, because you could get sucked into. You could. You could get sucked into something bad. Or this might be further indication that Ryan lies and may be cheating on you. You know, like. Like his. The truthiness of the things he says is sometimes in question. And the fact that he is now, you know, implicated in the scandal is not great.
Ronald Carom
But I will say they. That is like this iteration of these because they've pivoted the evil side of the couch. Emily, Tamara, and Heather have pivoted today. And now they're making it like, jen, we're doing this because we care. No, you don't. And you spent the whole season calling her stupid. And Emily specifically calling her stupid and reading her for filth and calling every single outfit she wore out. So you're an asshole. You do not have her best interest in mind. And the audience hates your ass now. And so now you're pivoting and trying to make it sound like you love her, but I'm not buying it, lady. Okay? I've seen you, and your Jojo Siwa hair is going to pull your damn scalp off. And you're not tricking anybody, so just put your hair down because you're making me uncomfortable at this point. Like, you look like you have a plastic bag over your face and someone's trying to kidnap you and, like, choke you out. Why are you doing that to yourself? Stop it. Untie your tail. You're going to have brain damage.
Ben Mandelker
Telling you right now it's going in a strange direction. So Emily is.
Ronald Carom
She does. She's pulled so tight. Are you talking about Emily so tight? Yeah, she's like, ah, it looks like someone put a dry cleaning bag over her face and they're, like, trying to drag her backwards. Just stop it. You know, stop. I don't know what trick you're trying to pull with pulling your hair back so tight, but it's.
Ben Mandelker
How could you say that? I work so hard. Now you're saying I was like, I'm wearing a bag. This comes from my mother.
Ronald Carom
This is my childhood trauma.
Ben Mandelker
So Emily is like. She's like. That's the opposite of everything I've read, though. Look, at the end of the day, I just.
Ronald Carom
For nothing good. For the life of the.
Ben Mandelker
For the life of the gift, you're nothing for nothing but the life of Gina. So she's like, I just would have more.
Ronald Carom
Never gonna escape this podcast.
Ben Mandelker
We have Jen, who literally cannot afford, like, tic tacs, and we're still giving it all to Gina. So Emily is like, look, I just would have more respect for you and Ryan if you just said, you know what, he's made some bad choices, but he's gonna be on the straight and narrow. Well, what if we said that about you marrying Shane? You know, I don't think you'd appreciate that, even though it's what we all think. So Jen is like, but also a lawyer.
Ronald Carom
Emily should know that it's not wise for someone to come out and say, oh, my boyfriend, who might be in trouble with the FBI and got immunity for all this stuff. Yeah, my boyfriend makes terrible criminal choices and he's a criminal. Emily, you're right. To satisfy you, Emily, she's gonna get her boyfriend thrown in prison. Fuck off. You know that that's terrible, terrible advice. And she can. Can't do that.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, it's like, Emily, you know, you know that Ryan has made some bad choices, and he's going to be on the straight and arrow going forward. So why do you need. Why do you need Jen to be the one to say it? Because you know that Jen feels this way, too, and she doesn't want to out her boyfriend on tv. So Jen's like, I don't owe you that. Because he hasn't. And Emily's like, but you always do this. Fine, he has made bad choices, but he loves the paint on the denim. I can't help it. That's his choice.
Ronald Carom
And she's like, well, you always do this tell me why not thing, or you're going to stand by your man. But you've got to be accountable. Accountable for what? She didn't do anything. If you want him to be accountable, question him like you did. And he stayed calm and answered all your questions, probably with lies. But you've already had your moment with him. Leave her alone.
Ben Mandelker
You know what, Katie? You said that your husband, mad at her engagement party, sat in the corner because he was worried because he didn't want to be around those gay guys or the gays. Probably Katie's like, well, he was worried. Yeah, he was worried. Mainly because everyone was talking above a whisper and that's like, not normal for him coming from the world of golf.
Ronald Carom
Pretty much. She kind of did say that because she actually does. She. She was like, oh, yeah, he couldn't be around that. He's in the golf world.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, Matt works in golf. Yeah, he can't be. No, no, he can't be around a bookie. No, he works in golf. He works in golf. Maybe she was alluding to the fact that, like, a sports bookie and someone who works is a sports commentator might be a bad look. But I just love the idea. I'm just gonna say that from now on. Okay, that makes sense. Excuse me, sir, can I interest you in this deal? No, I'm sorry. I work in golf.
Ronald Carom
Working golf. I'm so sorry. Oh, my God. Is that nudity on television? I'm so sorry, but I just don't work. Oh, did my camera just do something? Okay.
Ben Mandelker
No, it doesn't. It doesn't work in golf, by the way.
Ronald Carom
I'm sorry. We're going to have a 10 hour recap because I'm really. My ADD is out of control today. But look what Ben and I discovered. I have this new camera and I was playing with my waddle before the show because I have a new mic set up here. And so I'm hiding my waddle. Like I have a waddle because I lost weight and so. And I'm older, so I'm getting a waddle. It's fine. I'm going to take care of it. But I was playing with it and so I was trying to make. Trying to make my waddle go behind the mic, right? It's like hiding behind a plant when you're pregnant. And so I was like, well, may just like squeeze my. Squeeze my waddle. And then I was grabbing it and look, the camera's moving, but it's not doing it like it was before.
Ben Mandelker
No, you're doing a different thing. You're. No, you're doing it incorrectly. You have to hold it from your hand down. No, your hand. Your arm has to come from below, not from the side. You're not doing it the same way. You're like this. You have to do.
Ronald Carom
Damn it. I can't recreate it.
Ben Mandelker
No, you just. Well, whatever you do. See, this is so.
Ronald Carom
I made it awkward.
Ben Mandelker
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry to everyone listening. We work in golf. You have to understand, by the way, if you thought you were hiding off.
Ronald Carom
Oh, look at this.
Ben Mandelker
Did it. If you thought that you were hiding from your camera when you coughed, you are incorrect, because that camera followed you. That camera's like, oh, you want to put me on blast? I'm putting you on blast.
Ronald Carom
Cougher the camera.
Ben Mandelker
This is really funny. This is why people should watch this on video. Because the amount of things that happen on Ronnie's screen at any given episode, whether it's Bueller or now this camera.
Ronald Carom
That shit is funny. That's tricky, man. The future is now. This camera is following me everywhere. Anyway, I was. I was playing with my waddle, and then it was giving me different camera angles every time I played.
Ben Mandelker
What happened was Ronnie. Ronnie was like, just. He was like. He made this, like, fist motion. He was sort of like, sitting here with his fist, like, on his cheek. And that is, like, some visual cue to the camera to pan out or to zoom out. So the camera just zooms out, and then it zoomed right back in again like you were watching some sort of, like, Robert Altman movie. Hilarious. He had to be there. And unfortunately, it's only us. Cameras. Aren't they great cameras?
Ronald Carom
The future. My God. So then Katie's like, yeah, I wish I could have spent three hours hiding as well. And so then Jen is kind of talking over, and she's like, oh, yeah, I just felt so bad about that. I just felt so bad. I mean, he was hiding. He was hiding that whole time. I didn't know that. I really didn't know that. I just feel so bad.
Ben Mandelker
And so Andy's like, katie, as you've gotten closer to Janet Ryan, do you believe he was involved in any wrongdoing? She goes, you know, I don't, actually. He explained it at length, and turns out I got bored faster than when Matt talks about someone hitting an eagle on the golf course. So I just. I just tuned out. And I figured if he was doing anything wrong, I probably would have kept my attention at some point. But, no, I think he's okay.
Ronald Carom
Heather's like, listen here, Jen, it's me, human being. Heather Dubrow, I just wanted to tell you, I think that all of us here, all of us, every single person here, we just want the best for you. And we don't want you to be with a criminal monster, which you probably are. And we are very worried. And Katie's like, I don't feel like that. Okay, well, maybe not. I'm not speaking for all of us. Okay, maybe. Maybe it's not all of us. God, this lady. Anyway, human being. Back to human being. Here we care. Look at me. Would you like to sit on my lap, please? Don't really do it.
Ben Mandelker
Do not do it.
Ronald Carom
You do not have permission.
Ben Mandelker
Jen, all I am trying to say, as television's Heather Dubrow, is that it killed me to see you with this guy, knowing that he is probably a criminal. And the money he spent on that dress you couldn't afford could have been spent on a Susan Bender slack suit. Just saying.
Ronald Carom
I even would have written size 12 down on it just to make Emily cry. So then Andy's. Jen's like, you know what, Heather? Thank you so much. Thank you so much for saying that, Heather. But, guys, I can promise you, I can promise all of you, every single one of you here, nothing's coming Ryan's way. Nothing. Brian is completely innocent of all charges and not slimy at all. And the hair on his head is completely real and any paint splatters you see on his jacket are natural. Thank you. Thank you all. Thank you for listening.
Ben Mandelker
Still speaking. Still speaking. My turn. I was just saying that we care about you, even though I'm not sure I've ever met you before. Are you new here? Have Jen and Heather really ever actually interact? I feel like Heather does not even know who Jen is. Like, there's sometimes like. Like, you have to imagine that during that scene in London when Jen came in and screamed at Tamra, Heather was like, wow, I can't believe they haven't fired that PA yet. Like, I feel like she has not truly acknowledged Jen as a cast mate.
Ronald Carom
I think she probably walks in, she's like, hello, Tamra, Why haven't you called me back? My name's not Tamara. You're hilarious. So anyway, because they look so much alike, I understand similar types of, like, white blonde ladies, you know? It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial.
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Ronald Carom
So then Andy is like, tamara Ryan recently served you with assistant deceased letter. What's that about? Because you said something on Watch what Happens Live. Because she went on Watch what Happens live. She said, good luck in jail, bitch. Whatever. She said, I don't have a quote in front of me. And they did not play it here, which kind of sucks.
Ben Mandelker
They did not.
Ronald Carom
It did cause a lawsuit.
Ben Mandelker
But she had a very credible story. Very credible story.
Ronald Carom
Camera. It was not even close to being the truth.
Ben Mandelker
Here's her very credible story. Oh, yeah. Well, that season desist. It's actually a very funny story. So I was like, doing some press earlier that day batch. I was doing like, so much press. And they just kept on bringing up the fact that, like, Ryan was saying that Eddie was unemployed and he was in a dude all these things. And I was like, well, guess what batch? Our CBD business makes more money in a year than he's taken from a Dodgers player.
Ronald Carom
Bitch.
Ben Mandelker
I'm like, lies. But anyway. So anyway, I was trying to say that I'm watching Happens live and I totally butchered it. Because what I meant to say is our business is doing really well. And what I said instead was, ransom is a criminal and gentle be scared. And I just came out all wrong.
Ronald Carom
You know, I didn't even remember saying it. I didn't know. But then Eddie said that I did. And I said, did I what? But Eddie said that I did. He said, oh, my God, so full of it. And I like that they showed the cease and desist being served on her doormat, which is really funny because you have to serve the person. That's something that's come up in Housewives. Well, this show with Katie, they're like, you can't. You can't serve assistant to see. Wait, why did no One bring that up, actually, because Emily last week was screaming at Katie, saying, if you were served, then you had to be there to accept it. Your husband wouldn't have been able to accept it for you. And I'm a lawyer, and I know everything. But now, this week, we see that Tamara was served assistant. A cease and desist. I know the actual word. But she was served to cease and desist, and they just left it on her doormat. So doesn't that just disqualify Emily's argument from last week? Does anyone care anymore besides me? Probably not.
Ben Mandelker
I'm sorry. I work in golf. I don't understand these things.
Ronald Carom
But anyway, we see it served, and it's on one of those checkerboard doormats because she's one of those. She's like, oh, my God, look, I have the teapot, the mackenzie's child teacup teapot, and I have the mackenzie's child doormat. I even have a child microwave, but that one doesn't talk to me anymore. I'm a very stressed man.
Ben Mandelker
I already feel bad for all the people who are going to receive Mackenzie child's gifts this. This holiday season. Like, I just feel bad for them. I feel bad.
Ronald Carom
Especially listening to this show because they're probably like, I finally got my mackenzie's child. I've been wanting forever. We're like, your mackenzie's child is stupid.
Ben Mandelker
We haven't talked about it in four years. So, like, new listeners probably think we're totally on board. But little do they realize, hate Mackenzie Childs. And then what happened? This is what always happens, is people then master be like, actually, though, look at my Mackenzie childs. It's pretty cute, you have to admit. And I'm always like, yeah, I know. That is cute. But secretly, I'm like, nope, nope, nope. They're all. It's all. None of them are good.
Ronald Carom
Yeah. So friends who was just really close. She's a really close family friend. I just love this lady Cindy. Hi, Cindy. Love her. And she is so into mackenzie's child, and I don't have the heart to tell her how stupid it is. And so every birthday, I just buy her a mackenzie's child thing, because that's, like, her thing. That's what she loves. And so now it's just become this thing where every year I'm hunting down Mackenzie's child, and I'm like, this is my karma for making fun of this for so long. Now every year I have to go out and I have to immerse myself in that World, you know, what does she have? What does she already have? What does she not have? What could she use? Personality this year. Mackenzie McKenzie. McKenzie.
Ben Mandelker
No, I rebuke all of it. So, anyway, Tamara's like, yes, I retract my statement. And, like, and another thing is, I apologize, you know, because I did repeat something that I heard on the street, which is that his house was raided by the FBI, and I 100% misspoke. So once again, I'm just going to say to America that Ryan's house was.
Ronald Carom
Not raided by the FBI.
Ben Mandelker
It did not. He was absolutely not raided by the FBI whatsoever.
Ronald Carom
Oh, and Jen's like, yeah, you know what, Tamara? When you say these things, they affect people. They affect people, Tamara. So thank you for saying something about that. She goes, I respect that, and I apologize. I'm so, so. I can't believe I said that. Ryan was raided by the FBI. Stole money from baseball player.
Ben Mandelker
All right, well, Tamara, Abby from Eating Good in the Neighborhood said that you and Jen seem to be in a good place heading into Katie's dinner party. What makes you turn on her so quickly, Ronnie? What? Is there a butterfly in your house? Why do you keep staring at me?
Ronald Carom
I quit. I'm gonna have to quit my job. I quit the job.
Ben Mandelker
What happened?
Ronald Carom
They're. They're. I'm just like.
Ben Mandelker
It's just Heather at your door. Hello, this is television's Heather Dubrow. I've heard you recently called me soulless, and I'd like to remind you that you might want to meet someone who's truly soulless, like Wendy Malik. Just imagine that's Heather debrow knocking on your door. It's like a vampire movie. Don't let them.
Ronald Carom
They're actually doing the roof today, but I didn't know it was going to involve that. What are they doing? Stop.
Ben Mandelker
They're not going to. It's not going to. They're not going to be putting on the. The shingles, like a. Like a set of stamps on an envelope. There's gonna be some banging. Like, literally the. The thing.
Ronald Carom
Come on.
Ben Mandelker
Roofers are known for taking a little hammer. Like, if you think. If you imagine a roofer, you imagine a person on a roof with a hammer going, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Ronald Carom
But they've literally been doing it since 7 this morning. Why is it right when we start recording that the hammering literally right above my head starts.
Ben Mandelker
No, honestly, it really is. It's really funny. If. If. Like, when you're podcasting, if we hear that knocking in the background. If we honestly just imagine as Heather debrow trying to, like, get into your house to clarify something. Excuse me, I'd like to clarify. What you said was my. My turn. I'm talking.
Ronald Carom
Okay, well, I'm gonna. I'm gonna have Christina mix the audio today from my local mic and then mix it in so I can at least mute out when I'm not talking.
Ben Mandelker
Excuse me. So anyway, so why.
Ronald Carom
I'm sorry. This is almost over. I promise you.
Ben Mandelker
It's okay. You're the. I feel like. I feel like you're the one who's more most pressed by it. I think we're all. I think we're all on board. We're all okay with it.
Ronald Carom
Ron, I'm mortified. I'm usually kind of a professional. Like, maybe I should be hiding in the closet. I just didn't know it was going to literally be above my head right now. I guess I shouldn't put two and two together, but it's above me. It's below me. It's around me. It's. It's outside the wind. It's always somewhere. Please, just finish soon. I'd love.
Ben Mandelker
Love you.
Ronald Carom
I love you. I don't want you to leave, Jose. I love you. I love what you bring to the world. You bring so much to me, so much to the world. But go. That's the time to fly. Fly, Jose. Fly away. You stopped. I think it worked.
Ben Mandelker
I don't know why you would ever send Alfredo away when he can be a perfectly good ballet as well.
Ronald Carom
Hey, wait. His truck's leaving. Who the fuck told you to leave?
Ben Mandelker
So the question from this girl Abby is like, hey, you know, it seemed like you and Jen. Tamara. You and Jen seem to be good. So, like, what made you turn on her so quickly? She goes, well, I didn't really turn on her. My frustration was with Ryan because it just. It just. It wasn't just the podcast. It was what he was doing in social media. He was saying that Eddie was gay. He was saying that I'm his beard. And then we see that Ryan did say these things. He. He wrote something like, oh, Tamara has no storyline. And what about her marriage? Wait, is that what we're calling it? Hashtag beard?
Ronald Carom
Yeah, but you were also coming for him all season. You know, I mean, it's not great to call anybody gay, but, you know, I mean, it's. Tamra, you're so satanic. To sit up here like you're such a victim is hilarious. Like, he was her. I can't believe he caught me up here. Oh, for Christ's sake. Okay, well, I guess that's, you know, worse than you like, going after him all year for, you know.
Ben Mandelker
Listen, we still. We still remember Tamra going after Gretchen and accusing Gretchen of cheating on her dying husband. So, you know, I mean, Tamara sort of started the ball rolling with the doubting. Doubting the quality of people's relationships. Yeah, yeah, I will hold a grudge from 14 years ago. Love.
Ronald Carom
I love the pettiness of that. Just the historical pettiness of it.
Ben Mandelker
She's a historical friend.
Ronald Carom
So Andy's like, yeah. And Jen's like, well, he did say that he made a comment because your marriage is a sham and that you don't have real love. And she's like, oh, yeah, we don't have real love. That's what he said. That's what he said, everybody. We don't have. Can you believe that, me lady? And Jen's like, well, you just have to understand that, Tamara, at some point, people have the right to stand up to you and your mouth. She goes, yeah, stand up to me. Don't go after my husband. You're going after hers. That's exactly what this is all about, is you're going after hers, you fucking hypocrite. You're literally in a fight about going after her husband and now crying because he went after yours.
Ben Mandelker
Let's not forget also that Eddie also got the ball rolling last season when he walked up to someone and was like, yeah, someone came up to me and said, watch out for that dude, Ryan. So Jen's like, well, then keep Eddie out of it. He was saying things too, saying he's a cheater. Were you faithful to Simon? Were you faithful to your first husband? So does Eddie feel that way about you? Tamara's like, no, he doesn't feel that way about me, and that's not the point. Oh, so you. So you can be changed, but Ryan can't?
Ronald Carom
That is such a good burn from Jen because no one has said it. And Tamra's been coming for people for years, and people have had enough respect for Tamra to leave that out of it because Simon seems so gross on the show that, you know, back then we were like, tamara, run. You know what I mean? And I'm glad she did. But the fact is. Well, I shouldn't say the fact because I don't know facts, but it looks like Tamara was cheating with Eddie, who worked for Simon before she left Simon. So for her to be so judgmental about an affair and leaving your. Your family and breaking up a family or whatever. I mean, you know, potatoes girl, you need to check the other line because the kettle's been calling you. Okay? Answer it.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. So Tamara's like, eddie doesn't even get involved in the show stuff, which is true. Okay, okay. Okay, everyone. Okay. Katie, what was your reaction to Tamara that night at your dinner? Well, she was emotional. I think it was the first time that Ryan and Eddie were seeing each other since all that happened with the podcast. And I know people were very confused why Matt was walking around with a colander on his head pretending like he was just a piece of kitchen stuff, but he was just trying to hide from some dangerous people. He works from golf. He's very scared, very scary.
Ronald Carom
I know that I've already been a hypocrite about coming after people's spouses when I don't like them coming after my spouses and coming after people's children when we're about to go after somebody's child for about half an hour and go pretty hard on her, call her stupid slut and stuff. But I'd like to take this moment to be a hypocrite about this part.
Ben Mandelker
Okay.
Ronald Carom
I was so plastered. Yes. It's the season. I'm calling Shannon an alcoholic. A dirty, dirty alcoholic. I don't remember nothing. I don't remember nothing. I just woke up. Like, she makes it sound like being plastered happened to her, and. Yeah, like, she's the victim of being plastered. Girl, you've been throwing Shannon under the bus this whole season, and now everything you did, you're gonna chalk up up to you being plastered.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. Oh, well, so then where did Eddie sleep that night? She goes, where do you sleep? In my bed. Did he. That's not what I heard. Andrew's like, well, what did you hear? I heard he slept in the casita and he wouldn't even sleep with you all night. And Tamara's like, well, I don't even understand how that works. My daughter lives in the casita. And Jen's like, well, he didn't sleep with you. He slept somewhere else. And then Gina's like, yeah, because I came over to your house the next thing. And I think you said that. And then it's just, like, right there on camera. Tamara basically. Basically saying, like, yeah, Eddie slept in here last night.
Ronald Carom
Well, and it's also Gina just being so messy. But Gina's really smartened up, and she's just come to this reunion, like, I just happy Gina. Nothing. I didn't meant anything I'm just happy Gina. And so she's just so sweet and forgivable. You know what I mean? Even I'm like, gina's adorable.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. So then Tamara's like, okay, well, I don't know. Maybe slept on the couch. Okay, Jen, you and Tamara worked so hard on your friendship. Why didn't you let her show you proof that was Shannon who allegedly initiated the background check on Ryan? I just didn't care.
Ronald Carom
I just didn't care. And she's like, you know, Tamra, Like, Tamra keeps saying she loves me. She's sorry. She wants to move forward. And the difference with Shannon, Andy, is Shannon says, I'm sorry, top of the morning to you. Which, whatever that means, am I right? But she says, top of the morning to you, and that's nice. Nice. And, you know, she's. She says she won't do it again and she'll work on herself. And then she literally shows up with a new wig and a new face. And that's how I know she's telling the truth. Shannon, thank you so much. I love the rectangle on your head today. I don't know how you're doing that. I don't know if there's a shoebox under your wig today, but I just love it. I love rectangle hair.
Ben Mandelker
Thank you. I'm hoping it complements my breast shelf, which has fallen out of whack. Again, thanks very much, Pamela. So then Emily is like, well, yeah, well, Shannon owned it. It Because I yelled at her outside the restaurant in London. So we see unseen footage of Emily being like, you're saying that I'm defending myself, but in the process, you're everyone else over Shannon. I guess I see your point. I absolutely do. But, Emily, I don't think you realize I'm trying to actually storm out right now and not have a discussion with you. So tap in the morning to you.
Ronald Carom
Bye. And she's like, well, don't take credit for me taking responsibility for something. She's like, because you've never would have taken responsibility. Why are you yelling? Why are you always yelling at everybody? It doesn't even have anything to do with you, Emily. Jesus.
Ben Mandelker
I would have said. I would have. I would have apologized. I would have apologized on my own. I'm telling you, I would have apologized on my own. I would have seen. I would have seen Jen, and I would have said, jen, how do you do? And I think she would have understood that as an apology, and we would have moved forward from that point.
Ronald Carom
And so then Shannon's Like, I would have done it on my own. And she goes, oh. And then Tamara's just like, oh, my God, I can't believe everybody's fighting. Like, this is crazy. Everyone's having a chairman. And Andy's like, yeah, it was really, really difficult to watch. When I say difficult to watch, it was amazing. God, I love when women torture each other so much. I just wonder, what was it like watching for you, Tamara? Tamara. Like, it was h. It was just. And then we see flash back to London. You're the one that investigates everybody.
Ben Mandelker
It so h. It is so horrible to see myself in that state. Cut to Tamara, like, burnt to a crisp after her procedure. I'm like, it can get worse.
Ronald Carom
Like, with some precognizance. Get your face to fuck away from me. And it's like, what are you gonna do? Hit me? Hit me again. And now we're back, and Emily's like, well, it was horrible for us, too. Everything was horrible. What about us? What about Emily? Emily, you don't do anything. Just be quiet.
Ben Mandelker
Andy, I got on a plane and I left. He's like, yeah, I know, because otherwise you'd still be in London. Well, I know, but, like, I'm saying I left at that moment because in a huff, I got on that plane and I said, excuse me, I would like some champagne, please. They could really tell I was agitated.
Ronald Carom
So Andy's like, okay, well, Tamara, it seemed like in the finale that you were gloating. Was that what you were doing? Did it seem like that? She literally whipped out an FBI hat and put it on her head and said, nanny Natty boo boo, bitch. I'm right, right?
Ben Mandelker
Like, when does it stop with you, Tamara? Everyone feels like they'd rather be on your side than be against you. Oh, okay. Yeah. So you guys are, like, not my friends, by the way? Is that what you're trying to say? Excuse me? After the reunion last year, we had a talk, and I go, listen, Tamara, we are friends, okay? I am an actress who's been on television, and you are a fan. And this relationship works well for us. Let me sign an autograph for you. And that's what we did. So it works. We are actual friends.
Ronald Carom
Wait a minute. I asked you at that lunch, I said, is that really your girlfriend Heather? Is that your friend? Is that someone who's really your girlfriend? And I told you exactly what I am now. I am an award winning actor.
Ben Mandelker
No, you said she's a historical friend. I did not. I did not know you called it historical.
Ronald Carom
Pass me in traffic. If you're going to be like that, pass me in traffic.
Ben Mandelker
By the way, she is an historical friend, which speaks to how old she is. She's so old. She's been around since. Since they had treaties about different countries in the 19th century. But that has nothing to do with anything. It just speaks to her age.
Ronald Carom
She's been around so long. People used to actually use an historical friend when they said that. That just never sounds right to me. The an in front of.
Ben Mandelker
No, I believe it's an a. A historical. She is so old.
Ronald Carom
I think it's supposed to be an historical. I've heard that before. I just don't. I just. Just. I don't care if it's proper or not. It just bugs me. It doesn't sound right.
Ben Mandelker
But by the way, she is a historical friend. Well, and I understand that, but you paused. Because all I'm saying to you is. And don't try. My turn. Don't try to talk. Don't try to talk. That Jen.
Ronald Carom
And she does it like. She gets her face in that disgusted black eye. She's like, don't talk like. Like that.
Ben Mandelker
And Jen's like, I'm not you. But you said that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That was Bryn doing uber, right? I'm an actress. Well, no, she paused and I said, is that really what you would say, that this is one of your girlfriends? And you said, tamara's a historical friend, by the way. I do not talk like that. I'm like, you literally just said, tamara's an historical friend. We just had a discussion about your use of Ann versus a.
Ronald Carom
You absolutely talk like that. And what's even better is that Jen does a perfect imitation of her. She says, I asked you if you were friends and you said, yeah, she's a historical friend. She even did the Pas me in traffic wave. I was like, wow, she's telling the truth.
Ben Mandelker
Because that was yes. On commercials. Here comes one right now.
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Ben Mandelker
I do not talk like that, okay? And Jen's like, heather, I'm not making it up. I mean, you know, I would never be able to come up with the phrase historical friend on my own. That's fair. That's fair.
Ronald Carom
What is she friends with Benjamin Franklin? Moses?
Ben Mandelker
Who? What I was just trying to say is that she is the dome in the Teapot Dome scandal. That's it.
Ronald Carom
Okay, well, you know, I'm just trying to say at what point, because I'm trying to understand here, this common thread that nobody's thinking of. And Tamara's like, don't speak for other people. Just speak for other people. Emily doesn't want you to speak for other people. Gina doesn't like it when you speak for other people.
Ben Mandelker
Okay. Do you ever feel like you ever say too much? Do you ever feel like you go too low? Do you ever feel like. Like sometimes there's no one in life who cares for you? Well, guess what? You should get Otezla. What are you talking about? I don't know. I just started to move into a medical commercial.
Ronald Carom
Do you ever feel like somebody's Watching you.
Ben Mandelker
Yes. Me too. Well, on a TV show, bitch. Oh, do you feel so.
Ronald Carom
Tamara, somebody's watching you. Tamara's like, of course. Look, I'm not the only one here. I'm not the only one who acts like this here. My problem. Run a housewives show. My right. It's work. It's work. It's like Tamara's typical thing. Like, it's not just me. Tamara, you are the worst. Everybody knows it. I mean, people who don't even watch this shit, they'd say, who's the. Who's the meanest of all of the housewives? And they'd probably show a possum on top of the trash can. Girl, we all know it's you, but what's so funny?
Ben Mandelker
The reason why Tamra cracks me up is that, like, she just has her. Her playbook is always the same, and she just always goes to it, and it always works. It's hilarious because Gina's like, you know, you're definitely fierce. And I don't mean in, like, the fashion way. Like, when we piss you off, you throw venom. And T was like, yeah, I'm not gonna deny that. Yeah, yeah. She, like, does that. That pivot, like, no, I agree with you. You can't. You're not gonna.
Ronald Carom
And then he's, like, being defensive when they point that out. She goes, no, but. Okay, but I'm being defensive. But it's because she's speaking for everybody, not because she's in a vow. Sorry, it was a cherry seven up. So Jen's. Please say I didn't give myself hiccups. This day is already a disaster. So Jen's like, no, I'm just. I'm just saying, you know, be have awareness of women around you who've been in your life a long time. You go to a different level than any of us. Go. And at some point, Tamara. It just starts to hurt. She's okay. I'm sorry. You're right.
Ben Mandelker
Well, she is starting therapy tomorrow.
Ronald Carom
She's like, no, Jesus busy this season. I can't with Tamara. Okay. Was that the Christianity thing didn't work? Why is nobody asking about that? What happened to your Christian season, Tamara? I mean, we all knew you'd go back to Satan eventually, but you. You had your Jesus season, then you come back writing a Harley and never mention Jesus again. And now you're in therapy, girl, go talk to your priest in the pool. Go talk to your pool priest.
Ben Mandelker
Well, you know, damn. Why did you wait so long to start therapy? That's a valid Question. Lawyer approved. So she goes, when everyone says that, you're dead, it's time to lie down. Okay, Tamara. So Heather's like, so you are lying down? She goes, I'm. I'm lying down. Everyone, it's okay. You don't want the big bad wolf in your. In your cast anymore. I'm just gonna go off to therapy and be ruined for life.
Ronald Carom
Bye. Don't even look at me anymore. I'm a master. I never with.
Ben Mandelker
All by myself don't want to be.
Ronald Carom
You know what? I am proud of you. Everyone is allowed to evolve. Well, you're allowed to. You don't do it. My God.
Ben Mandelker
But you're not going to get a raise, Alfredo. So congratulations on learning a new skill. You're getting the same rate.
Ronald Carom
Evolving shouldn't cost me money.
Ben Mandelker
Okay, Someone should tell Wendy Malik about the concept of evolving. Am I right, everyone? High five. So Andy is like, evolving. Rag.
Ronald Carom
Windex window. Look at you. You're standing upright. Almost.
Ben Mandelker
I mean, look. Look at the power of evolving. Gina used to live in a shoe, and now she lives in a box. Congratulations.
Ronald Carom
Hopefully next we can move on to a bag. I'm rooting for you, Gina.
Ben Mandelker
Brah rah. Gina, I'm donating a coaster to your household, much like I donated an entire dining set to Nobu. God bless.
Ronald Carom
So Tamara's like, I'll take that. I'll take that. Emma's like, I mean, what, you're 55. You're gonna evolve now? I'll take it. I'll take it, Emily. And then it's like, well, when the Duchess of Corona del Mar took everyone, or almost everyone, not Alexis Smelly Eno to London, she thought it was going to be fun. But the accents in this group were more butchered than a Sunday roast. And then we get a clip of everybody having wacky London accents.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. And it's like, it's. It's the customary episode two of a three part reunion segment to wacky fun times thing that they do. So Andy is like, Katie, did you ever have any idea that your trip on London would involve an enema? No. No, I wasn't expecting that. Because again, Matt and I work in golf, so was not really what we were hoping or happy with. So. All right.
Ronald Carom
Because I did try an enema later, and. And golf balls came out so weird.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, it was a real water trap. So Andy is, like.
Ronald Carom
Down there. But I really, really changed it up on that one. I wouldn't suggest those to anybody.
Ben Mandelker
So Andy is like, gina, what was Travis's reaction to you talking about his balls. Oh, my God. That was, like, his favorite thing. Mainly because I was talking to him again because I allowed him into the house. House. So Travis, you know, he's been having a great year.
Ronald Carom
Yeah, I don't care about Travis's ball talk, so who cares? Okay, so now we move on to Emily. And now we move on to the being mean to Jen again. Like, it's just a dog pile. It's like, let's talk about Travis's balls for a while. Okay, let's pile on Jen some more. So now it's Emily being mean with Gina about her being evicted and all of that. And Gina's screaming at her at that coffee shop. Shop and telling her she's poor and she's out getting makeup and glam and all that. And then Emily yelling at her and calling her stupid and a ding dong and all of this stuff. And then we come back and they're laughing. They're like, that was so funny, Andy. It was really good. I was really good at that one.
Ben Mandelker
Well, Emily, your anger was about what you didn't get in your life, Right? So would you like to somehow make this about your mother? Yes, I would. Thank you very much. You know, I think a lot of things, you know, Jen was saying like, oh, my ex supposed to pay, and, like, he's supposed to do this and that. And, you know, that's stuff that my mom used to always say when I was growing up. And I remember thinking, well, what about you? You're a woman. You can make money. Come on. From an. From an attorney perspective, because I am an attorney, by the way. I disagree with signing a contract without really understanding where the money is going. And as a daughter of my mother, I disagree with not turning it into an issue about my mom.
Ronald Carom
She really is something else. I mean, she makes every piece of bad behavior an excuse because her mom was mean to her. I can't. So Jen was like, well, he was living in that home. So why in my mind would I think that our rent's not going to be paid in the home that we're both renting with our children? I mean, come on. I mean, it never even crossed my mind. But I'm not sitting in a place where I want to be like, oh, I just didn't know very much, you know, because now I feel different, and I should have known. So how about that? You know, Jen, it cannot be stated enough times how well she's doing with these women just rolling all over her this whole time, constant Attack. And now Emily's using the victim cloak of motherhood of. Or of shady. Her mother having. Being terrible. She's using that victim cloak to make it like, oh, me calling you stupid and railing on you all season and being. Being evil to the core to you all season long, even today is just because my mom was mean to me. And Jen doesn't care. She doesn't say anything mean back to Emily. She's just like, you know what? Thank you for pointing that out, because I should know and I should be better and I shouldn't have excuses. You're right. Emily like you. God damn it, you're good, you know, Bless your heart.
Ben Mandelker
Well, Jen, what are you doing to get in control of your finances? And she's like, well, you know, I think. I know. I know my car payment. I know when my car payments do. All right, and what. What is your car payment and when does it do? Jelly beans and someday.
Ronald Carom
Okay, Andy, a couple of blow jobs. And, you know, it's hard work, but it's good work if you can get it, you know? You know what I mean, Andy? So it's, you know, it happens. That's not actually payment. Yeah, it is. And then Ryan just forwards it for me. He's so good with that. You know, I just like to take. Thank you, Ryan. Thank you so much to get that.
Ben Mandelker
Excuse me, attorney client privilege moment. I thought you took Ryan's car. I did. Ryan got a new car. But does the old car have a payment? Yes, and I have to pay that payment. Okay, like, congratulations, Emily. Thanks for drilling down on this very essential point about Jen's car payments that no one in the entire audience cares about except for you.
Ronald Carom
And also, no one has ever had to explain car payments on a show. Like, you guys have got it to the point where you're questioning her about her car payment, and then the fact that she's like, yes, I am paying it. And Emily's like, okay. Oh, did she notice your approval now, Emily? Great.
Ben Mandelker
We noticed that Emily. Emily approves and knows that Emily snuck. Snuck right away. Snuck. Not snuck away. But she. She managed to just totally get away without being scrutinized about Jen saying, I heard your in laws pay for everything. And here. Here's Jen. Emily is saying, like, really? You know, when you pay your car, isn't that Ryan's car? So why would you be paying for Ryan's car? She's like. It's like, what. What point are you trying to drive home your Emily? Pun intended. So Andy's like, all right, Gina and Jen, we saw recently on social media that you two went back to the scene of the crime at Lola's.
Ronald Carom
And we see them having, you know, a nice dinner over there or a nice breakfast over there and stuff. So how's your relationship? And Gina's like, with definitely closer. And, like, I definitely see a different soy to Jean. And, like, I'm just trying to seem like a good person today, so I'm just gonna say really nice things about you. Well, you did call her a ding dong. She's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I did that. But I really, you know, I. I built it at the time. I did. Did you see the stuff with Gina this week that was. She got caught on her own Instagram.
Ben Mandelker
Yes, I forgot about that.
Ronald Carom
She commented on one of her own posts. Oh, Gina, the best mother, the best daughter, the best friend, the best woman. Hearts, hearts, hearts and all this. And they're like, whoops. Gina got caught commenting, and then she came out with a private statement, and she was. A private statement, a public statement. She's like, guys, like, here's what happened. Everybody's bothering me about this. Normally, I don't like to come on and defend myself, except every week when I'm on here defending myself. So I'm just above it, and I don't care, even though I'm constantly on here explaining myself. But, you know, that's because my dad goes through my Instagram account because he wants to delete all the mean comments because he doesn't want me read anybody being mean to me. And so it was my dad who did that. But the truth is, I don't even care what any you think, so whatever. I was like, oh, really?
Ben Mandelker
Wow. I wonder if she learned that. That story from the Tamara School of defenses.
Ronald Carom
Yeah, it's a little.
Ben Mandelker
A little convoluted. It's hilarious. So she's like, yeah, I called you a ding Dong. And Emily's like, well, you know what? I call everyone a Ding Dong. I mean, I call my kids Ding Dong. What's the big deal? So now, I mean, first of all, who cares about being called a Ding Dong? But, like, I just love Emily, who wants extreme accountability from any small thing that Jen does is now like, oh, yeah, well, no, whatever. Calling someone a Ding Dong, like, no big deal.
Ronald Carom
Am I right?
Ben Mandelker
I do that all the time. Case dismissed, attorney.
Ronald Carom
Yeah, you also called her a weakling and a. And every other name under the book. So I'm in the book. So I'm wondering why we only get Ding Dong song. You know, it's like making it so innocent and sweet. You, you two were, you were monsters. And like, well, oh, sorry, go ahead.
Ben Mandelker
I was gonna say Andy's like, you also called her Malibu broke Barbie. And she's like, yeah, I did. And that wasn't very nice. But she got me back. She wore a cute bathing suit and posted on Instagram. And we see her in a bathing suit that says like Malibu Barbie, hashtag ding dong. Etc. And I objected to that. That because you did not wear the Susan Bender bathing suit I got for you instead.
Ronald Carom
Well, when you look back on that situation, Jen, do you feel like you played it wrong? And Jen's like, no, I mean, look, what people don't know is that what happened. Within like four days, my. It was January 5th, my rent was already going to be late again. And so everybody's like, well, why didn't you take the money? Why didn't you do this? Why didn't you do that? Well, those conversations were being had, but I wasn't having those with her. And I would never ever take Gina's hard work or want to jeopardize that. That I didn't understand what any of this meant. And Gina was like, well, you know that everyone has moments where they communicate in a way that they're not peeled on. And it's just in my glam, like that's what set me over the top that you were getting clean. That's it. That's what did it.
Ben Mandelker
I feel, man. So Andy's like, well, I want to talk about Jen's dress that she wore to Shannon's tea party. Jen, what did you think about Heather questioning why you wore two thousand dollar draw dress? You know, I didn't take the six thousand dollars little thing. And you know, I get six thousand dollars a month. I didn't just go and blow two thousand on a dress and not feed my kids. That's not going to ever happen. He said, but did you borrow it? She's like, what part of it do you people not understand? I moved in with Ryan and Ryan pays for all of my shit. Why don't you understand this? This is why you're so mad that he might be part of a scandal. Because if his money runs out, out, my money runs out. Okay, so he bought the dress. I just wish he had said that.
Ronald Carom
I wish too, because they're like trying to figure it out. Like it's this big mystery. And she's like, no, Ryan spent the money on the dress instead of feeding my children, okay?
Ben Mandelker
Not me. And they're all shocked. It seems like they're all shocked that this would be something that happens when, like, so many Real Housewives scenes. And didn't we just see this, like, last, like, this week with Jessel Are like, whatever. I have my husband's credit card, and he's got to pay for it. I have to make it up to him later. Like, that's, like, such a standard thing. And they're like, I can't believe Ryan is funding Jen's lifestyle. So Andy's. And he's like, so you're saying so. So did he say, hey, I'm buying you the dress?
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I don't follow.
Ben Mandelker
This makes no sense to me.
Ronald Carom
And then Heather is like, but the truth is, I'm an actor. And before the season began, I was sitting in a director's chair, and I remember getting a call from you, and you wanted to talk about my character. And I said, let's talk about your character first. Finances. Let me give you some advice. And then I gave you the only advice I knew how, which was just be rich. And you didn't take that advice. And so when I saw you buy that dress, I said, and now she's buying a dress.
Ben Mandelker
You know, she was in luck, because at that moment, I was auditioning for a reboot with of Succession, playing the role of Shiv Roy, which I still can play, thank you very much. And I said, you've got to be kidding me. This company is mine. I said, just take that energy and carry that into your finances, and you will be great.
Ronald Carom
And she's like, you know, I. It's like. I was like, oh, my God, her dress is 2000. Like, what is she thinking? Yeah, I mean, it was common. Was gossip. You know, Heather does that. It was nothing. It was nothing. Was.
Ben Mandelker
Go. Let me just swat a fly out of the way very slowly. It was gossip.
Ronald Carom
It was.
Ben Mandelker
You know, it was like Wendy Malik on the side of a sound stage trying to book another gig. Just empty chatter. No one's listening to it.
Ronald Carom
It was gossip. Passed by. My emergencies are on. You can see them pass.
Ben Mandelker
It's gossipy. Nothing.
Ronald Carom
And I'm like, oh, we all gossip. What's amazing. God, that side of the couch is making me crazy how they just keep jumping in and diminishing every terrible action their little teammates have made over. It's making me nuts. So Andy's like, jen, the award you got from your ex was 200,000. And she's like, well, I mean, I'm supposed to get that. And he said, and you're supposed to get 6,000amonth also. And she goes, yeah, well, I mean, supposed to. And so he's making payments. And he goes, well, you know, unfortunately not right now. And we have an upcoming court date. And I've had a few sporadic payments, but basically, no, he's like half a deadbeat dad. He's paying some and not others. And then Emily's like, well, I find it really odd. And you know why? Because he's a lawyer. And guess who else is a lawyer?
Ben Mandelker
I'm a lawyer. And I'm telling you, as a lawyer whose mother didn't pay enough attention to her, you get reprimanded. Like, if you don't pay your child support and you don't pay your spousal abort, they take away your bar license. And I know this because I'm a lawyer. So Jen is like, well, and I don't want that for him, but like, I can't speak with him. We can't communicate. So she tells a story about how she. They have no communication tools. So she actually like showed up at his door to basically to say like, hey, we have to figure this out. And then he b. He basically went to the press and was like, she was stalking me or harassing me, etc.
Ronald Carom
Yeah. And he accused her of defaming him because she's talked about it on the show and stuff. Make your payments, you deadbeat. If you don't want to be defamed, then make your payments.
Ben Mandelker
Okay, then do something famously.
Ronald Carom
And he's also like, oh, yeah, you know, you took the kids. You live in a one bedroom apartment. How ready for are you for those kids? You don't want those kids. I'm so sick of men. Just shut up and pay your. Pay your debts. How about that?
Ben Mandelker
Well, you know what? And you know, Emily's like, I actually find that Jen, when she talks about her ex, I found her to be very respectful. It's really upsetting to me, but you know, and she's like, well, yeah, I've got fight with this, five children between us, but you're going to have to fight with him someday. So why as well start it now? Now this will be the rest of your life. Fight, fight, fight.
Ronald Carom
He's just never all of a sudden gonna be like, you know what? I'm gonna write a check. So you take care of you, you build things for you like I do. I built a man who has rich parents.
Ben Mandelker
This is why I want you to take care of you. So Gina's like, you know what? It's like really good for your self esteem. Be your own hero. I learned that from a dish I just bought from Mar Mushles.
Ronald Carom
Yeah, but also, don't just let men off the hook for their five fucking children. How about that? Are you doing that? Gina, have you just stopped taking any kind of support from your. Your ex husband? I doubt it. I seriously doubt it. Give me a break with that kind of.
Ben Mandelker
Sorry, I'm just, I'm just chuckling at the idea of Gina being her own hero. Like, I'm just imagining what sort of awful Marvel Universe superhero Gina would be. She's like, hi. So everyone, here's my super pure superhero power. I can generate symbols. I feel bad. I'm not as good as the Hulk.
Ronald Carom
I can generate thimbles.
Ben Mandelker
I don't know.
Ronald Carom
I can make anything into war dot. Okay.
Ben Mandelker
She could put live laugh love on buildings.
Ronald Carom
Yeah. She's like, sorry everybody, it really took me a long time to get here, but my cape is made out of frozen meatballs.
Ben Mandelker
So guys, I feel bent that I missed a big fight with Thanos. It's just that like I was talking to my dad because he was going through my Instagram. So did it, did it work out okay? Did we beat him? Is everyone okay? How's Iron Man?
Ronald Carom
So now we move on to Gina after everybody gives everybody Emily, who's being supported by her in laws, gives the motivational speech of do it like me. Be independent in. We move on to Gina and her situation. And basically she finally fessed up at the end of the show that, well, not fessed up, that's probably not a good way. She, she finally explained to us that what she's been having problems with this whole time is that the ex wife is fucking nuts. And so that's been the problem. And she's trying to protect her kids, which makes total sense. And I'm 100% Team Gina on that one time.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. And, and there's basically saying that like how in the beginning of the season nothing like made sense because Gina was trying to kind of like not she not trying to out the situation. She just wanted it to sort of not. She just wanted to protect her kids the entire time. But like it just was so confusing cuz her excuses were really bad. That is not her superhero ability is coming up with excuses to, to like, like cover up a, a dark situation. She's like, yeah, I just don't like pots and pans and Travis likes pots and pans. So we had to move out. But I still love him. It's Like, I feel like you could do better at this, Gina, but ultimately we can't. What did you say?
Ronald Carom
No, no, go ahead.
Ben Mandelker
No, like, ultimately, like, she did explain really, what was going on. So it finally made sense. And, you know, you're right.
Ronald Carom
Like, it's scary. I mean, she's basically. If. I mean, look, from what she's saying, this ex is accusing all. You know that, like, push Travis down the stairs and stuff is apparently coming from the ex who's accusing her of all this stuff. And Gina's like, well, if I'm not in the house with Travis and the kids, then she'll leave me alone. In theory, right? I would say this has been seven years, and there's never just one crazy person. And if it was that crazy, it's weird to me that Travis isn't just out of the situation. Like, why has it been seven years? That's. That's nuts. And I don't. I. Basically, I'm saying be wary of Travis, too, because there's never. It's never just one person who's this much of a victim in this. Like, I don't. There's something. There's something fishy with that. Seven years is not normal. So be careful over there. But as far as all this stuff, I'm good for her for making that choice and getting the hell out of there. Because that sounds like the right one, right?
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. So then everyone, if they. Now it's time to break for lunch. And Katie says to Jane, we have to talk. She's like, oh, we're like, right now? No, like, in three weeks. Of course right now, you idiots. Come on. So then they. They go off to talk, and then someone goes up to Heather and is like, you need some solids. You know, you. You eat. You don't eat solid. She goes, I don't eat solids. Someone fire this Alfredo. We do not eat solids on this set.
Ronald Carom
So then, let's see here. What else happened in this part?
Ben Mandelker
So, well, Heather. They're just, like, talking right now. So Heather tells Shannon, listen, I just want to say, now that we're backstage, I'm gonna flap my hand at you a little bit because I can see you're a little hot. So I'm gonna create a little bit of air by flapping my hand. I just want to say I think you handled yourself perfectly for someone who does not have a SAG AFTRA card. You did great job. Job. Great job.
Ronald Carom
I mean, really carrying around that ET shaped head today. I don't know what's going on under that wig. But whatever it is, you're pulling it off. Great. And you know, I know, I know that sometimes we give each other stuff. Shannon. And we've got a history, but ultimately, Shannon, I just love you. Okay, bye. And just leaves like, she's so ridiculous. And she does it in the exact same way that she did the whole, like, oh, Jen, I'm so sorry about the. I'm sorry they came for your children. I did not see that coming. Oh, okay. Okay. Hey, lady, you helped start all that.
Ben Mandelker
I care. I care about you too. Oh, you've already left the room. Okay, great. Love. Love you. Love you.
Ronald Carom
Why did you leave solids in here?
Ben Mandelker
Are these milk tubs? And by the way, if we fight later, it's okay because I think we're good.
Ronald Carom
So now Jen and Katie are talking and Katie's like, oh my God, now I'm so glad we can talk because put you in a weird spot when I asked about that because, look, I know you guys mended things, but I would never go check the price of somebody's dress.
Ben Mandelker
This is something we. This is something we skipped over, which is in the middle of that. That fight Katie piped up to say, by the way, Heather, I think it was a real mean girl thing of you to do that, to check out that price. That's like mean girl behavior. And they had a whole thing about mean girl stuff.
Ronald Carom
Oh, yeah. That's when Heather was like, oh, come on. It was gossipy. It was thing. It was mean. It was mean. And I love that this whole thing is about Heather just pretending she can't understand why anybody, especially children, would call her mean. Children dress up like you for Halloween. You're mean lady.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. And so Jen's like, no, it's fine. You didn't ruin anything. You know, it is. It was a mean girl thing. And then Gina's like, well, maybe Heather has been a mean girl in her life at some point. But like, not to keep Katie. She literally has been a mean girl to Katie. Katie's like, I just think it was very fake. Like, she of course is like, I don't know, she does that whole like, ah, thing at me and I'm just like, it's just mean. It's mean.
Ronald Carom
And she did it perfectly too. The whole dismissive hand wave. Ah, so funny. Hello there. This is a two part recap. Okay, that's the end of part one. So thank you so much for listening to this. Just come back a little later for part two.
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Watch What Crappens: Episode #2621 - RHOC S18E19 Reunion 2: A Star Was Born (?) Detailed Summary
Released on November 15, 2024
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Podcast: Watch What Crappens
Platform: Wondery
1. Introduction to the Episode
In Episode #2621 of Watch What Crappens, hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam delve into the tumultuous aftermath of The Real Housewives of Orange County (RHOC) Season 18, Episode 19 Reunion titled "A Star Was Born (?)". This installment is the second part of the reunion series, where the cast members confront unresolved tensions and explosive revelations from the season.
2. Host's Initial Reactions
The episode kicks off with Ben expressing his enthusiasm about the recent RHOC reunion, stating:
Ben Mandelker [04:01]: "I really enjoyed last night's installment of the Real Housewives of Orange County reunion which we're about to talk about."
Ronnie echoes the positive sentiment, highlighting his own upbeat mood:
Ronald Carom [04:30]: "I'm feeling very blessed as well. I'm feeling super positive."
They share a light-hearted moment about their recording setup, with Ronnie humorously attempting to hide his "waddle" behind the microphone, adding a personal and comedic touch to the discussion.
3. Detailed Discussion of Key Cast Members and Events
The core of the episode revolves around dissecting the heated interactions and drama presented in the RHOC reunion.
a. Heather Dubrow's Antics
Heather Dubrow emerges as a focal point of criticism. Ben finds her behavior particularly amusing despite widespread disdain:
Ben Mandelker [09:32]: "I found it to be extremely funny... everything she does, I am like a fine on the sofa every single time she puts her hand, like she's throwing an invisible dart, you know, I just laugh."
Ronnie takes a more scathing stance, portraying Heather as a manipulative antagonist:
Ronald Carom [09:32]: "I believe that she is Satan's tool... a historical friend and just an all-around awful, soul-sucking monster of a person."
The hosts mock Heather's signature eye-rolls and villainous demeanor, comparing her to a character from a vampire movie:
Ronald Carom [17:12]: "I think her eyes literally turn black and she just gets so villainous and monstrous."
b. Emily and the Ryan Scandal
Discussions shift to Emily and her involvement in the Ryan scandal. Ben emphasizes the gravity of Ryan's actions:
Ben Mandelker [11:36]: "If that is all that you are part of with this scandal, that's still a big fucking deal."
Ronnie contrasts this with previous scandals, suggesting that Ryan's actions are less harmful compared to others:
Ronald Carom [12:46]: "I just feel like I'm coming into this with a positive attitude today... Ryan steals from a sports guy and... consenting adults."
However, both hosts acknowledge the ongoing tension and Emily's persistent negativity towards Jen, exacerbating the conflict within the cast.
c. Tamara's Judgments and Hypocrisy
Tamara's criticism of Jen's financial decisions becomes a heated point. Ben highlights the double standards at play:
Ben Mandelker [14:59]: "I just would have more respect for you and Ryan if you just said, you know what, he's made some bad choices..."
Ronnie criticizes Tamara's approach to the situation, labeling her advice as hypocritical and unhelpful:
Ronald Carom [16:36]: "You spent the whole season calling her stupid... you're making bad choices."
The hosts dissect Tamara's attempts to position herself as a concerned friend while simultaneously undermining Jen's integrity.
d. Jen's Financial Struggles and Accountability
Jen's financial hardships come under scrutiny, with Ben pointing out the discrepancy in Jen's explanations:
Ben Mandelker [55:25]: "As a lawyer whose mother didn't pay enough attention to her, you get reprimanded... I'm telling you, as a lawyer."
Ronnie takes a firm stance against Jen's excuses, advocating for accountability:
Ronald Carom [65:08]: "Make your payments, you deadbeat. If you don't want to be defamed, then make your payments."
The hosts argue that Jen's evasive tactics and lack of transparency exacerbate the already strained relationships within the cast.
e. Gina's Protective Stance
Gina's attempts to shield her children from Tamara's accusations are met with support from the hosts. Ben commends her for prioritizing her family's well-being:
Ben Mandelker [67:58]: "She's trying to protect her kids, which makes total sense. I'm 100% Team Gina on that one."
Ronnie, however, remains skeptical about the longevity and sincerity of the conflicts, hinting at underlying issues:
Ronald Carom [68:40]: "If it was that crazy, it's weird to me that Travis isn't just out of the situation. Like, why has it been seven years?"
4. Key Remarks and Insights
Throughout the episode, Ben and Ronnie interject with humorous anecdotes and personal reflections, maintaining a light-hearted yet critical tone. They emphasize the cyclical nature of drama in reality TV, particularly within RHOC reunions, and the hosts' adeptness at highlighting the absurdities of the cast members' behaviors.
Notable Quotes:
These quotes encapsulate the hosts' critical perspectives and their ability to underscore the theatricality inherent in reality TV portrayals.
5. Final Thoughts and Conclusions
As the episode progresses, Ben and Ronnie conclude that while the RHOC reunion episode was filled with dramatic confrontations and revelations, it also provided ample material for their satirical analysis. They appreciate the entertainment value derived from dissecting the cast's antics and reaffirm their commitment to mocking what they affectionately term "Bravo's crap" because "we love it."
Ben wraps up the discussion by expressing admiration for Gina's transparency and resilience:
Ben Mandelker [68:40]: "She finally explained really what was going on. And it finally made sense."
Ronnie reinforces the importance of accountability and self-awareness among the cast members, urging listeners to remain critical observers of reality TV dynamics.
Conclusion
Episode #2621 of Watch What Crappens offers a comprehensive and humorous analysis of the latest RHOC reunion. Through their sharp critiques and engaging banter, Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam provide listeners with insightful commentary on the complexities and dramatics that define reality television. Whether you're a seasoned fan or a newcomer to RHOC drama, this episode delivers a well-structured and entertaining recap of the reunion's key moments.
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