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Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens? Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode. So back to Mauricio and pk. And PK is like, you know, and we saw it off Daytona. We were like fucking Bonnie and Clyde. She was my shadow. We were together. And I'd go out and she'd come home and she stylized the evening. She'd socialize. She would take a big plexiglass disc and put it on the evening. She stylized it so much. But then we have babies. I'm not saying I'm blaming the babies, but she started to suck after the babies came. So what can I say? Just sort of went downhill from there.
Ben
He is totally being like this and he's crying like he's such a victim. Babe, you still want to go out and party like you're 30 years old and Dorit wants to, like, stay home and take care of your children. He's acting like, God damn it. And then suddenly we have to be there for these little idiots.
Ronnie
Like, gross. Yes. This is a lesson. Don't, don't. This is a lesson to people. Don't get into relationships with, like, music managers or people who, like, work in record companies because they just want to go out and party. And the moment you're like, okay, well, we have kids. We should do more homebody things. It's like, uh, Berlin's playing down the street.
Ben
I'm not gonna start to even be more judgmental and finger pointing. Don't marry a man who leaves his family for you, because that's really not gonna be a great man. Sorry. He's not gonna be good to your family. Like, he's not just gonna suddenly become a good person. You know what I mean? He's gonna get his way or he's going to fucking leave. He doesn't care about anybody but himself. He's a selfish fuck, you know? And that's not to say everything in the marriage is PK's fault. None of it's Dorit's. I don't know everything in the marriage, but I do know that that's a shitty person. And he's not just going to suddenly become not shitty. Yeah.
Ronnie
So then Dorit and Kathy are still talking, and, you know, they're just talking about. They're just talking about having to work it out. And Dorit tells us, you know, I chose to stick. Stick by PK side, do a bunch of public scrutiny, like bankruptcy, gambling debts, suspected dui, the raccoon he ran over, all that kind of stuff. I can go on and on. There's more you don't even know about.
Ben
It's like, yes, the time he stole the gambling debts from a raccoon that he'd just run over. It was very terrible.
Ronnie
Yes. You don't ever want to run over a raccoon with a top hat. So is there little. Is there where we can meet in the middle, obviously, but not with someone like pk. It's black, it's white. It's black, it's white. Nana. Hey, I'm sorry, what are we talking about?
Ben
Kathy's like, I love that song.
Ronnie
My dear friend.
Ben
One of my favorite songs. I played it at Paris Sweet 16.
Ronnie
I'm just trying to say things are getting really bad. Love that one too. God, all the hits.
Ben
So now it's time to get ready for the Salvador. Oh, no. This is where Dorit says, at the very least, best case scenario, where best friends forever co parent our kids, and then we realize we're not supposed to be married, which is not.
Ronnie
Yeah, good luck. That's ways away. Yes. But by the way, this. This was significant. The. Her little monologue before. Because the way she so casually mentions, oh, the bankruptcy, the gambling debts, the suspected DUIs, these were things that she always tiptoed around and always kind of put a little bit of a spin on it, you know? But now she's just like, yeah, this, this, this, and this. It was kind of shocking to me when I heard her just outright say those things.
Ben
Yeah, yeah. I mean, she's just like, fuck it. I'm just gonna burn it all down now.
Ronnie
I'm not protecting him.
Ben
And didn't he say at one point we're like Bonnie and Clyde? And I thought that was so funny because I think these two are such criminals. And scammers like fakers, and so it's funny that he frames it like that. By the way, Bonnie and Clyde didn't end well, so.
Ronnie
No. Didn't really start well either, to be honest.
Ben
Yeah. The middle is good, though. They had fun in the middle, that's for sure.
Ronnie
Yeah. When people compare themselves to Bonnie and Clyde, I'm like, I don't know if. I don't know if I. I don't think that's a model of a great relationship.
Ben
Like, Romeo and Juliet. Like, did you stay till the end of that one?
Ronnie
Like, Madea and anyone.
Ben
Yeah, I don't think anybody says that this is a real Medea relationship. Talking about, of course, that one.
Ronnie
The Greek. The Greek tragedy. Not Tyler Perry's, so.
Ben
Well, neither. I don't think anybody wants their relationship compared to either of those.
Ronnie
Well, Madea's always getting into trouble. She's, like, in jail. She's always in jail. It's like, Medea goes back to jail. It's like, I don't know if I want to be in a relationship with Medea either, to be honest.
Ben
Medea just basically follows earnest movies. Remember, it's like Ernest goes to camp. Madea goes to camp. Okay, okay. Ernest goes to jail. Medea goes to jail. Okay, Medea, back off of Ernest Nut. Okay.
Ronnie
Medea goes to rehab. Wait, that's.
Ben
Medea. He's a full colonial.
Ronnie
So Sutton is getting dressed. Her Silas is there putting antlers on her head, and she's like, do I look weird? And they're like, yeah. She's like, well, is this your idea of surrealism? Like, yeah, I guess. I don't know. I just looked it up on Google this afternoon. She's like, okay, that's good enough.
Ben
So she's in little ballet slippers and some kind of, like, I don't know, black dress and stuff. So we see Erica. She looks crazy. She's getting basic. Her surreal is, like pink eye surrealism.
Ronnie
Pink eye.
Ben
I just want to look like a little girl who poops and then touches her eyes. Go for it, boys.
Ronnie
Yeah. She winds up ultimately looking like a Guillermo del Toro creature, which was badass, by the way.
Ben
She.
Ronnie
I thought it was amazing.
Ben
Looking really cool, I thought.
Ronnie
But I thought it did seem, like, very surreal.
Ben
Yes. And the shoulders with her eyes were shoulders. I loved it. Yeah. So then we see. So anyway, we used to go see Kyle now, and Kyle is, you know, putting on her heels and stuff, and she calls. She facetimes Happy Kathy. And she's like, I'm just Trying to wear what? Decide what to wear with this theme. And Kathy's like, how about a turban?
Ronnie
Turbans are so surreal. It's like. It's like fabric but not lying down. That's surreal. It's wrapped up.
Ben
So then we go to Dorit's, and she's getting glam done, and Dorit, by the way, is being foreclosed on. So, you know, every time I see this, I'm like, oh, there she. She's lucky Emily's not on this show. What are you doing? Get a glamorous.
Ronnie
Kyle's like, well, guess what? I'm getting five clothes on. I guess just like a little bit more scary than to reach.
Ben
Yeah.
Ronnie
So, Erica. Erica's like, so, what are you wearing? She's like, oh, Erica, it's a fitted fishtail and this massive plexiglass disc on my head. She's like, oh, wow, that's really surreal. What are you talking about? Oh, for the party. Oh, I haven't decided yet. For the party. This is just to go to Trader Joe's.
Ben
It's like, well, as far as I know about seeing Kyle, you know, it is what it is. We're going to have to do it sometime, aren't we? Well, we're going to do it for the record. On my head, Damn it. So listen, there's nothing like coming in to have a big fight with someone dressed like a lazy Susan.
Ronnie
I say you go, yes. Thank you. I love those kind of hats, by the way. Those hats from the 80s, the big severe brim. I love a severe brim. So then we cut to Kyle and Kathy, and Kyle's like, obviously, with the news that came out, my instinct was to send a message. I just. I feel weird to send a message to PK but not Dorit. But if I send a message to Dorit, she's going to say it's a manipulation. Well, Kyle, if it's a sincere message, you can live in the truth of knowing you sent it sincerely. And if she thinks it's a manipulation, she's going to think that whatever. That's not up to you. But you're like, wouldn't you rather do the right thing rather than be so concerned about what she's going to think about it? Like, please stop trying to make yourself the victim in this situation when she's the one going through a separation. Just send a text message. And the fact that she's not willing to send that text message just shows that she's just really a shitty friend.
Ben
I just Think it's funny that she. She doesn't think sending a. Sending PK a text message is going to look like a manipulation to.
Ronnie
Right, That's. That is, like. That is the more manipulative move, by the way.
Ben
Yeah.
Ronnie
So then I got really angry really quickly just now. Ronnie.
Ben
So then we go to Dorit and Erica's chat, and Dorit's like, you know, the timing of a message is very, very, very, very. They're very cute. And to read this all. You both have valid points. Yada yada. Are we still talking? Why have you not asked me about my music career at least one time? Come on, Doreen.
Ronnie
So Kyle's like, I know who I am, and I know what my intentions are, which is why I didn't send the text message, because she's gonna accuse me of manipulating, but that's. And that's all I care about. So you don't get to say and do these things that are showing yourself not to be my friend and expect me to continue to treat you the same. I am not a dor. Doormat. I'm like, okay, Kyle, so you're. This. This lady's marriage has fallen apart, and you're still going to make it about you.
Ben
Yeah. You're not the doormat. You're the bloody. You're the muddy shoes, Kyle. So then we go to sudden surrealism party, and there's synchronized swimmers, and there's, like, circus people, and, like, an alpaca.
Ronnie
Very popular alpaca. And people are showing up. And then there's, like, a walk through this. This Nicole is the party planner. Walking, doing everything. And Sutton is very happy with how everything looks. And we see that four hours earlier, it was not up to her standards, but now it is. And something's like, I love this party. There's a woman on stilts with three faces. But enough about Kyle. There's also an alpaca. There's swimmers in the pool. There's oddities at the bar. Fashion is odd. It's surreal sometimes. Let me see what everyone can come up with.
Ben
And there's, like, a collage of eyes on the floor and the party planner.
Ronnie
Not one melted clock. Not one melted clock. I mean, hello, Dolly.
Ben
Not a one. So then she's talking to the party planner, and she says, well, I guess this looks a lot better than it did this morning. Kind of must be held to work for Sutton. We see the morning Sutton comes out. They're not done. They've just started setting up. Sutton's like, I don't like It. I like it.
Ronnie
It's gross. I feel like Sutton must be very difficult to work for. Work under.
Ben
Yeah.
Ronnie
So Jennifer Tilly arrives first. She's wearing, like a black swan, like, Bjork kind of thing, you know, wrapped around her neck. And she's like, this looks amazing. It's so gorgeous and glamorous. Oh, God, you look fantastic too. You look great.
Ben
Centerike comes and she's got her silver chrome mermaid dress with a giant silver disc hat. And then she trips. She's like, holy shit, fool. I'm walking, like, peaky, the full blown alky.
Ronnie
The music, it really sounds like it is like the finale of Game of Thrones where everyone is assembling to determine who will get the throne. It's like a boom, boom. Every time someone comes out of their sprinter van, everything freezes. They put, like, some, like, image of Los Angeles behind them, and it's like. And now another one enters the ring.
Ben
I just. There's another. There's a monkey there. And, like, look at the monkey. And I just love thinking of Tanya from Chimp Crazy. Just being. Well, here with your monkey. Just go ahead and leave it in. You guys having some kind of party here? No one's gonna invite me, I guess. That's all right. I gotta get another monkey up to the north. But I could stay if you want me to. I don't really have to. I'll just be out my car if anybody wants me.
Ronnie
Yeah, I'll just be down looking at the things of Beverly Hills. So I thought the exact same thing I immediately thought about Tanya. Tonki Bee. So everyone's saying, hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hello. And Sutton's like, oh, Dorit, do you have a plate on your head? She's like, yes, yes. And you both look fabulous. Yes, it is a plate. So everyone's like. Son's like, what the hell is everywhere? This is not surreal.
Ben
I love that she was making fun of her at the Surreal party. She's like, that is modern, not surreal. Damn. Somebody is in the wrong wing of the art museum.
Ronnie
She's like, oh, are you wearing a condom? She's like, what? All that, all that, all that plastic. It's not plastic. It's rubber. Goodness.
Ben
Gee. So that. Gee. So then a new SUV pulls up and we meet, and she's gorgeous. And she is dressed to the tens. I mean, she looks. She looks amazing. Oh, my God, her hair is amazing. She's a Barbie doll for sure.
Ronnie
Yeah, she has all these, like, ruffles, and she's just like this big Giant gown. And she has an assistant who's, like, moving her train around the entire party. It's not just when she gets out of the sprinter van. I spotted him. Like, no matter what, this guy, the entire night, it was his job to make sure that train was in the right place at the right time.
Ben
Gotta love it. That's. That's what we need, people. And so Baz is like, oh, my God, first of all, this headdress. And I can't. And she's like, I know. Don't get too close to it because I'm going to poke somebody's out. I'm sure of it. She's like, we'll get stuck together because she's all balls. You know? She's like, these huge balls in the train.
Ronnie
Yeah. And Dorit has been, like, intermittently taking off her disc because it's probably heavy or something. So she's like, oh, God, new cast member. So she, like, puts on this, like, this frisbee on her head and she walks on over and she's like, okay, well, bows, this is the reit, okay? And this is bows. And she's gorgeous. And she know. She told me today, I gotta have my assistant get me out of the car. Isn't that funny? And Bozema's like, yeah, he might be under here. Hold on one second. Let me just kick my leg back. Oh, yeah, he's under my dress right now.
Ben
So then Dorit's like, bulls. What's he do? And she's like, well, I'm recently retired from 25 years. Yes, 25 years in corporate America. I was the chief marketing officer of Netflix, the chief marketing officer of Uber, the chief marketing officer at Endeavor, which owns wme. So I've done a lot of things. I'm just. Right now, I'm just chief officer officering of everybody here. I actually own this entire block now, so that's what I'm doing here. Okay. How about you, toots?
Ronnie
Wow, so you're chief officer. That's amazing. So you're basically corporate America all wrapped up in one fabulous human being. She's like, yes, yes, I am so valley who?
Ben
Capitalism. That's what I say.
Ronnie
Dorit's like, am I allowed to say, you go, girl? Rose is like, please don't. So Sutton's like, yeah, Bo's the real deal. People might pretend to be the boss, but she's the boss.
Ben
She's literally the boss. So then Jennifer. Who's Jennifer? She's somebody.
Ronnie
Oh, there's like a. Yeah. Is she like a Friend of. She's like a lady who just sort of like, appears and then is like, Jennifer Decadent.
Ben
Was that her name now? That was Amanda. Right? I remember that name. Hold on, let me look it up. Decadent. Oh, I just looked up Decadence.
Ronnie
Jennifer Decade.
Ben
Amanda Decadenet's best night ever with Courtney Love. What? Amanda Decadent recalls her best night at the 1995 Vanity Fair Oscars party. Who this. Oh, my gosh.
Ronnie
Jennifer is Jennifer Tilly. It's Jennifer Tilly.
Ben
Okay, I know, but I want to know now. Oh, that makes sense. But I want to know who Amanda Decadent is or Decadent.
Ronnie
I don't know. But, like, it's so funny. Jennifer, out of context, like, who is Jennifer? Did we mean while we spent, like, 45 minutes talking about her at the top of the episode, like, Jennifer. I'm not familiar. Is that a new.
Ben
She has to be Jennifer Tilly. She's not just a Jennifer. She's Jennifer Tilly. You know, Jennifer. Jennifer has couches. You know, Jennifer's cat, Jennifer Leather or whatever.
Ronnie
Convertibles.
Ben
Yeah, yeah, convertibles. Jennifer Tilly's very specific.
Ronnie
Yes. So Jennifer Tilly's like, if I ever get married in Las Vegas, I'm gonna come and borrow that dress from you. And so I was like, well, I want to go see the alpaca right now. So they're all just kind of like, doing stuff, saying, hi, oh, my God, you look amazing, everyone. Dorita's like, my first impression of those is, wow, this is a woman that understands the assignment. She's stunning. Which is funny because Read often misses the assignment.
Ben
So then they. They're taking photographs and all that stuff, talking about the alpaca. And then Dorit and Boz start bonding, and she's like, so, how are you doing? She's like, well, let me tell you, have you ever dealt with a little something called a full blown alcoholic?
Ronnie
Literally, this is the. This is the dialogue. Buzz goes, how are you doing? She goes, eh. Why are you. Eh. Well, my husband and I decided to separate, take some time apart. She goes, I'm sorry, he's an alcoholic. That is literally. It is. Let's see, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 6. Six lines of dialogue back and forth before Dorit just is like, yes, my. He's an alcoholic.
Ben
I'm.
Ronnie
I'm an alcoholic. If you ever see him around, you can give him a dunce cap and just write alcoholic on it.
Ben
And boss was like, okay. Well, we just discovered. And actually, he's on a journey of sobriety doing the steps in the program. Unfortunately, the steps are a little wobbly. What does it mean? Because it's not just a little bit alcoholic, it's full bling.
Ronnie
So she's like, oh, good for him. Yes. Nine years married, small children. And Bozema's like, okay, if we're gonna do this game, let me just stop you right now.
Ben
I was saving this for a special episode, but since you're just putting your dick on the table right now, let's.
Ronnie
Just go for it.
Ben
I'm widowed. She's like, oh, and I'm sorry, but also jealous. Is that weird?
Ronnie
Thank you. But the reason why I empathize with you is that 10 years into our marriage, we separated. Oh. And we never got divorced. And then he got sick and we reconciled and he had cancer. She's like, I'm also the CMO of having the saddest story here, so don't even try. Don't even try. Not saying that facetiously, by the way. I meant more like, whatever setbacks you've had in your life, mine are bigger, so stop it right now. This is my coming out episode, not yours.
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Ben
So she's like, wow, so how am I confessing all this when we've just known each other 20 minutes? And Dorit's like, ooh, literally, she's. I mean, ridiculous, right? I mean, we're here to invite. Socialize. We're invited to socialize. And then here we are, just standing in the middle of the party having a therapy session, you fucking weakling. Oh, yes.
Ronnie
Therapy. Much like the one. A therapy session much like the one that PK has to go to now that he's acknowledged that he's a full blown alcoholic.
Ben
Of course, this involves a bunch of people sitting around in a circle, of course, waiting to be given a chip. That's the only way they could get him to go. I said, you better go to rehab. He said, I will not. And I said, they'll give you a chip. He ran. He ran like there were hills.
Ronnie
So Bosma's like, well, I can tell if I like someone instinctually. Like, I looked you in your eye and I'm like, nope, not a good person. Yep, a good person. Yep. I'm in love. I hate you. Oh, I'D like to throw one in. I'd like to throw one in there. Full blown alcoholic. I can. Sometimes you can just see it. You can just see it.
Ben
So she loves Dorit and it's like, well, I don't know how old you are, but you look twee. So she's like, well, I'm 47, but thank you. But they're the same age, so they're like in love right now. So.
Ronnie
Yes. So then Garcelle shows up and her.
Ben
Friend Amanda Decadent, a new friend, new Courtney Love. So I googled her and literally every link is like, this time that Amanda Decadent was with Courtney Love. So that's all I really know about her. But we'll see. I'll look more for next time, guys. Everyone in the comments is going to be like, you idiots. Cadenaise. Come on.
Ronnie
Wow. I'm getting nothing. In fact, I'm actually. It's actually like freezing my computer looking up Amanda Decadent. Maybe I shouldn't look it up anymore.
Ben
The dichotomy curse.
Ronnie
Yeah.
Ben
So then, let's see here. So Garcelle comes up and she's talking to Dorit and she's like, oh, hello, you look great. And Drew, it's like, hi, look at me looking around in an accent of five that was hum. In French, Portuguese and Spanish and Italian.
Ronnie
The last time I saw Garcelle, she had implied that my home invasion was faked. And then we see, you know, I.
Ben
Forgot that she did that.
Ronnie
Yeah. And she goes, I don't really know where we stand, but I. I know it ain't good.
Ben
So Garcelle's like, well, I'm a little uncomfortable. And then it cuts to her. She goes, well, I'm going to keep it light. And I'm not going to talk about the big disc on her head. No, I'm not going to do it.
Ronnie
Yes. Some things are not appropriate to bring up, like the fact that PK is now a full blown alcoholic. So Kyle. Meanwhile, Kyle and Erica are in the SUV together and they're showing up. Kyle's also wearing antlers and Erica has. This is where we see Erica's look, which is pretty amazing. And so Kyle's like, I'm nervous. So she's doing this, that thing where, you know, Kyle. Kyle throws a stone. And then it's like, oops, I feel bad. I mean, like, we always talk about Gina saying, I feel bad. But the original I feel badder is Kyle.
Ben
So here they come, coming up to the surrealism party. And Erica's like, Well, I guess antlers are just a theme now. And so lots of Mohs and air kisses and stuff like that. And Sutton and Erica say hello, and what's an alpaca? Anyway, guys. So then a man with fake money approaches Kyle and introduces a monkey. But this isn't the real monkey. Isn't this a pet monkey?
Ronnie
This is like a fake monkey. Like a monkey puppet that he has.
Ben
Yeah, he's like, this is Harold. So when Sutton has a party, you gotta bring out Harold, right? Like, oh, God, just one of those.
Ronnie
So, yeah.
Ben
So you're always bringing Harold to the parties. This isn't just even a surrealism thing. He's just the puppet person. No, sir.
Ronnie
So there's a lot of. There's like, a lot of pleasantries, a lot of hellos, a lot of, like, I'm gonna go see the alpaca. That's what everyone does when they don't want to talk to someone. They're like, so great to see you, but I have to go take a photo with the alpaca. It's, like, sudden. That was your 10th photo with it. I know. I just. I'm gonna take another photo of the alpaca and get out of this uncomfortable situation.
Ben
So then, let's see. So. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello, Hello. Hello. Oh, so Erica and Garcelle are talking about how busy she is. And Garcelle's like, I'm just so proud. I mean, my age, been in it for so long, and just look at me. And she's like, oh, yeah. I saw something on Instagram and said, garcelle Productions. Oh, yeah. So they do that. And so now it's like, what's going on with you guys? So Kyle's there now, and she's like, oh, well, you know, Mo moved out two weeks ago. And Garcelle's just like, wow.
Ronnie
Wow. And then Alexia moved.
Ben
Right. Alexia moved right before that. So it's just been, like. It's been a lot of changes. Like, a lot of people being so.
Ronnie
Yeah. We almost put a chair out in the patio, but the door wouldn't open. So luckily that stayed the same. Stayed inside. So Kyle's like, you know, I spend. Spend time with people, you know, that make me feel good. But I also want to, like, talk to everybody tonight. And, like, since you're sitting here, Garcelle, I feel safe with you. I'm just going to start with you. Everyone, all the tabloids, you know, all the stories that are out there. I know there's a lot of curiosity about me. An Actress who is in Halloween. And I know everyone wants to talk about that. And I'm not going to say her name intentionally that I've been linked to. Because I don't want to speak on anybody's behalf but my own. But if we must talk about her, we must. And Carcel's like, it's a little too late to not be able to say Morgan's name. We've been talking about her. She's been with us for a season.
Ben
Yeah. And then we get a clip of them hanging out. Morgan being like, oh, yeah. Everybody's gonna assume you're gonna have, like, a midlife crisis or something with the extra tattoo. Midlife crisis.
Ronnie
Right.
Ben
Kyle and Kyle, like, flirting. You know, their whole flirting thing. So now Kyle has brought this onto the air. Kyle really has nerve, I'll tell you. So she's like, yeah, well, right now, there's just nothing to say. And I just wish I had some story to say, but it's just not what it is. Okay, I would just like to point out, literally nobody has asked Kyle about Morgan. Nobody cares.
Ronnie
I feel like it's a safe place, though, so I'm going to share. You know, the tabloids created an enormous amount of pressure and emotional distress. And the media. Oh, God, the media. And Carcel's like, yeah, but that music video you guys did wasn't helpful either. I mean, I felt like you were playing koi. Kyle, thank you for being a safe space for me. I just.
Ben
Kyle getting shut down was so good. Because Garcelle's like, well, the music video didn't help. And Kyle just, like, looks down like, well, okay, just called you a safe space. So let me just get over that one again, and I will continue my monologue about being a victim. Hold on one second.
Ronnie
Because now, remember, you're not. You're not supposed to challenge me because you're clutching my hand. And I called you a safe space. So you're not supposed to do that. Anyway, Garcelle.
Ben
This is why I'm saying you have to always keep Garcelle on this show, in this role. Garcelle just needs to be here to call everyone out on their bullshit. Because it is so funny. She shut Kyle down in two seconds. And Kyle's like, but wait a minute, please. I'm not only a victim today, I'm a possibly gay victim. So that's the ultimate victim cloak. So please let me cloak myself. Car.
Ronnie
You know what? It's not my place to talk about other people. And definitely you won't hear me. Talking about Dorit at all. Or my sisters or really anyone on this cast. It's just not my place to do it. So Garcelle is like, God doesn't know any of us or anybody about her sexuality or what's going on in her life. But do we want to know? Yes, yes, yes. Inquiring minds need to know.
Ben
Oh, my gosh. I'm trying to look up these Morgan Wade lyrics of the song that she wrote when they were in the Chateau Marmont doing coke off Kyle's stomach or something that alluded to that, but I can't find it. I'll try and find it for next time. They crack me up every time. And Kyle's just like, please don't ask me anything. Please. I can't. I can't answer any more questions. Please, the press. No one is asking you anything. Nobody cares.
Ronnie
Please don't make me speak for Morgan.
Ben
I mean, a lesbian for a night you just aren't even trying, you know? Come on, man.
Ronnie
Guys, I'm still trying to figure things out myself. I am. I still am. And I said the last time, when we were all together, there was just so much for me to say. I. I couldn't believe. I. I couldn't even believe I even said that. So that was a flashback of Kyle saying that she's, like, evolving. And so then Kyle says this. This is so funny. She goes, I've never even questioned my sexuality. All my life I've been straight, and I always knew I was straight. I never was attracted to anyone else. I just was one big straight girl. But then I think all the crazy speculation, it actually made me think twice. So I learned it by watching you, America. You did this to me. Like, shut up. Speculation made her think twice.
Ben
You were making the speculation happen. Nobody would have even known about any of this had you not brought it on camera and tried to rub it and everybody face and make them ask you, Kyle.
Ronnie
When I was a centimeter from Morgan's lips in that music video, my hand on her hand, I could feel the dewy breath on my clavicle. I didn't question my sexuality then. But then when America was talking about it, I was like, you know what? Maybe I am gay. Maybe America has made me gay. Thanks a lot, America.
Ben
She's saying that she's not. That's the thing about her. Kyle's just saying multiple things at once. She's like, everybody thinks that we are, but we're totally not. But maybe I'm questioning it, but I have no idea. But she's so full of it. She's trying to meter this out for another. Another season and another, you know, promotion of an album that's coming up. It's just so lame.
Ronnie
She's trying people out of it.
Ben
Do something else. You know what I mean? No, she's trying to do, like, a typical housewife storyline, but to bring, like, gayness into it. It's just so performative and so ridiculous. I don't even believe it. I don't even think Kyle has enough emotion to even be gay or straight. I think at this point, she's just, like, following the clicks, you know what I mean? It's just whatever she can get attention from. You're annoying.
Ronnie
I. I think that basically she is trying to get out of trouble, you know, because people are like, you know, like, if you're gay, just come out and say it, Kyle. Like, you're queerbaiting. Because people are saying that she's queerbaiting, right? And this is her way of saying, I'm not queerbaiting because I thought I was straight. I. I've always been straight. And in fact, it was you people that made me start to think about being gay. So it's almost like you forced me to be the queer baiter. Like, that's kind of. I feel like the vibe she's kind of giving us.
Ben
I'm like, it wasn't gay until the audience made it gay by questioning everything that she was doing because she was purposely making it gay so people would question her. I mean, it's just like, whatever, whatever, Kyle. No one's falling for it. Just be quiet. So she's like, well, you know, and then my kids and my kids. And, you know, of course, her kids are modern children. They're like, go for it. Yeah, do it. And then she's like. And that's when I was the proudest ever, when my kids said, go for it. I was the proudest mother in my life.
Ronnie
But it's still not really. She still hasn't. There's nothing. It's still a little unclear because she's sort of just alluding again. She's like. She says. It's scary for me to admit to myself, I told my daughters first, this is a big deal. My daughter said, go for it, Mike. But. But she's still not outright saying anything. Like, it's like we're. She's leaving it up to us to infer things. And what's annoying is that, like, she literally just then kind of almost made us try to. Try to make us feel guilty. For inferring things. She's like, I wasn't. Oh, no, that wasn't me. It was only until you said it that I started thinking about it, but it wasn't me, so.
Ben
Well, the thing that's so infuriating. And I already talked about this on the most recent crappy hour for people who are getting this as a repeat. Sorry, but it's important to this conversation. Carl just did a interview where she was saying, you know, in the LGBT community, you're not supposed to ask people about their sexuality. That is something that they have a right to come upon that discussion by themselves and this and that. Okay, Kyle, but, you know, to use this and make your whole. Yourself a whole victim and try and drag the LGBT community into it and all of that is just not fair. It's not cool. And a closet. A closeted person and everything that you're dealing with is one thing, but you're purposely coming on tv, TV and making people question you and using a somewhat semi celebrity to do it to get you clicks and points, and it's just gross. It's gross. You're purposely doing it, and then you're making everybody else into a homophobe for asking you about it. That's not cool. Like, fuck off. Like, there's real homophobia and real that people are dealing with without you making it some shallow, stupid storyline for your little housewives show because you don't have anything going on. Quiet down over there.
Ronnie
Quiet down. So anyway, they give focus on myself and, you know, all that usual stuff. And then Dorit walks over. She's like, hello. And I was like, thank God for Dorit with her big compact disc head.
Ben
Right now, Kyle's just trying to lay the groundwork for her victim storyhood. And Dorit's like, hello, I've got a record on my head. So she comes over, and Kyle's just looking around, like, licking her lips, like, ah. I mean, I. So they air kiss. And Dorit's like, so is that a weapon? And they're, you know, joking about each other's clothes and stuff. So then Baz and Amanda walk over to. Everybody's basically gathering now, right? So they're like, may we join in? And Baz just takes that huge dress and plops herself down. Yes, Just plops down in the middle of everybody. So then Dorit's looking at her phone, Kyle's looking around, and everybody's like, this is awkward. Awkward. You know, really, really awkward. And Garcelle's like, you can cut the tension with a Knife. So then Sutton and Garcelle go up to get a drink and stuff, and now it's time to have a talk. Well, first Kathy.
Ronnie
Well, it's awkward what you say.
Ben
First Kathy arrives. And she arrives in, like, a Moomoo from the 70s. I'm not sure why that's surreal.
Ronnie
Nothing about this is surreal. So she gets there, and then she goes up to the table, and Bose is like, how are you? I'm Buzz. And Kathy's like, oh, I know exactly who you are. I'm thrilled to meet you, boss. And then Dorit's like, bose, booze. No, it's the boss. If I know it's Bose. But she's the boss. The boss. And Bose is like, that's fine. She's saying, the boss. I'll take it. I will be the boss.
Ben
Yeah. So then, let's see.
Ronnie
So Kathy's like, it's so hot. Kathy's like, oh, my God. All right, well, now that I've had that little boss banter, I'm hot. I gotta take these extensions out. So then she just starts pulling out her extensions, and she's like, oh, get.
Ben
Him out, get him out.
Ronnie
Get him off of me. She's like, just pulling them out and everything.
Ben
And Boz is just like, is she. Are you taking that out of your head? She's like, I can't breathe. Otherwise I'm gonna have to change this. I just need to get him out. And so this lady is just staring at her like, what the hell? She says, we're at a ball, sister. And you're just gonna take out these extensions out of your head? Your own head?
Ronnie
She's like, even if my wig had fallen halfway to the side, I'd be sitting here like this, holding it up. But, like, for me to take it off and sit it on a chair. And then we see a shot of the extensions piled up on the little chair. She's like. She goes. When I say that, I've never seen that in my life. I have never seen that in my life.
Ben
So then Sutton gives a speech about, you know, I've just. Everybody, I just want you to know I'm rich. I'm very, very rich. Okay, now here's somebody named Yellow. Let's see what she's going to do for us, okay? And it's a performer named Yellow Cat, which Sutton just knows her so well. She can be like, here's my friend Yellow. Hey, get up there, Yellow. Last name Cat. So Yellow Cat gets up there, and she's like, hi, everybody. I'D like to sing a Morgan Morgan Wade single. My pussy's on fire.
Ronnie
She's like, power of the pussy, girl. You gotta be choosy. Superpower pussy. That's right. Erica's like, yeah. This is what you call lyrics.
Ben
Hello. Erica's one of those. When anybody else performs, she literally has to be in the front yelling back at them. I'm a performer, too. I got a song about two girl lunch. Yeah. Of my favorite lyrics in the python. It's not the song, Erica.
Ronnie
You know, I do like, son. I mean, do I get irritated with this woman and want to smack the out of her? Yes. However, she has great parties, and that's good enough for me for a friendship.
Ben
So Kyle's like, I, I. I'm actually speechless.
Ronnie
Speechless.
Ben
That's more power of the song. And then, let's see. Kathy's loving it. She's like, raising her arms, like, yes. Power of the pussy.
Ronnie
So black and white.
Ben
Now it's time for the talk. Kyle comes up to Dorit. She's like, do you have a minute? Maybe we could have a talk. So they go to have a talk, and Dorit just sits down and goes, coil, coil, coil, coil, coil, coil, coil.
Ronnie
First of all, I just would like to say I'm very sorry with what's going on with you and pk. I know we both have a lot of hurt and we both have a lot of different feelings because I just want to remind you, even though you're going through divorce, I'm going through something too, which is that you said something sort of mean about me at bravocon. So I think it's kind of like the same thing. So, anyway, we both have a lot of work to do.
Ben
She did nothing to you, unfortunately for you. I'm sorry, but we all have a tv. She got upset that you just stopped calling her and blew her off the minute you started dating Morgan or hanging out with Morgan, and you said it's because dorit didn't like to hike, and now you were healthy. And then when she said you were hurting her feelings, now you're trying to turn it on her after you've completely ditched her for now, what, over a year? And now you're just like, I know that we're both hurt and we both have feelings. No, this is all on you. Sorry. So Dorit's like, well, you saying something on ibzin live was the proverbial straw that broke the Camille's back. And I've finally had enough. I've had enough of feeling like I'm tossed around like a salad not eaten by PK Even though someone put effort into that and used whenever you want to and thrown away.
Ronnie
How do you say that? How can you say that? Because I'm made to feel like I have to reevaluate whether we're friends. She's like, well, if you're gonna only be aggressive and not be open. And Dorit doesn't even let her say.
Ben
Honestly, you're an aggressive ignore and friend dumper. Yeah, stop.
Ronnie
Okay, you know what? I'm having this because Dorit's like, I don't want to hear it, Kyle, But I'm having this conversation, Dorit, because if I hope to get to the other side of this, she's like, well, let's try to start, because it's going to take some time, Kyle. We're going to have to start being very, very honest.
Ben
Okay, well, I need you to listen now. Okay? I need you to.
Ronnie
PK is a full blown alcoholic. I just want to add that. Go on.
Ben
Why are you acting like this? She's like, I'm fed up, Kyle. I'm fed up. Just because I'm explaining myself. You're not explaining yourself. You're immediately making this. You did nothing wrong, so let's just move past it. It's not explaining yourself, and I love that. Dorit's like, no. She's like, I thought we were going to be honest. Okay, let's be really honest and let's really talk about real stuff. And she's like, you're literally not even acting like you right now. Like, I don't even know what's going on with you. She's like, because I'm not putting up with your shit anymore, Kyle.
Ronnie
I'm not.
Ben
I'm not doing it. And then Kyle just turns, like, to the cameras and makes a face like, really? Yep. You better buckle in because nobody gives a shit anymore, Kyle. And I'm so excited.
Ronnie
Yeah. I cannot believe how bad of a friend Kyle is right now. Like a. She downgrades the friendship. But even if she hadn't done, regardless, put that to the side. This is still your friend who's going through a divorce, and your first thing is to text pk and then when you talk to your friend for the first time since this news come out, comes out saying, I'm sorry about your divorce, but we're both going through things like, you know what? She is so shitty. It is wild.
Ben
It really is. But, you know, fun too. Got to say, so fun. So that was the first episode really Good times. Thanks everybody for being here during this very special two part episode. We'll be back tomorrow. Well later today or tomorrow. Who knows. With some Real Housewives of New York and also Real Housewives of of Salt Lake City and a bonus episode still for the week. So we'll be back soon. We'll talk to you guys next time. Thanks. Love you guys. Bye bye.
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Watch What Crappens Episode #2627: RHOBH S1401 Part Two – "Hello, Dali!"
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam | Wondery
In episode #2627 of Watch What Crappens, hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam dive deep into the second part of Season 14 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (RHOBH), aptly titled "Hello, Dali!". This episode offers a comprehensive and humorous critique of the latest drama, relationships, and extravagant antics that RHOBH is renowned for. Below is a detailed summary capturing all key points, discussions, insights, and conclusions from the episode.
PK's Downfall Post-Babies
The episode opens with Ben and Ronnie dissecting the deteriorating relationship between PK and Dorit. PK, portrayed as irresponsible and self-pitying, struggles to balance his family life with his partying lifestyle. Ben expresses his frustration clearly at [03:50]:
Ben [03:50]: "He is totally being like this and he's crying like he's such a victim."
Ronnie reinforces this sentiment by advising listeners on relationship choices:
Ronnie [04:06]: "This is a lesson to people. Don't get into relationships with, like, music managers or people who, like, work in record companies because they just want to go out and party."
Dorit’s Struggle with PK’s Issues
Dorit remains steadfast despite PK's myriad problems, including bankruptcy, gambling debts, and suspected DUI. Ben sarcastically highlights PK's outrageous behavior:
Ben [05:03]: "It's like the time he stole the gambling debts from a raccoon that he'd just run over. It was very terrible."
The hosts criticize PK's lack of accountability, emphasizing that Dorit is left to handle the fallout alone.
Dorit and Kathy’s Fraying Relationship
Ben and Ronnie explore the strained interactions between Dorit and Kathy, showcasing the lack of genuine support among the cast members. Ben bluntly calls out PK’s character:
Ben [05:45]: "It's black, it's white. Nana."
Ronnie adds to the tension by discussing the superficial nature of their friendships:
Ronnie [05:29]: "Dorit tells us... she can go on and on. There's more you don't even know about."
Eccentric Fashion and Bizarre Performances
A significant portion of the episode focuses on the surrealism-themed party attended by the housewives. The hosts mock the over-the-top fashion choices and strange performances, highlighting the absurdity of the event.
Notable Moments:
Jennifer Tilly’s Grand Entrance
Ben [14:11]: "Jennifer Tilly arrives first. She's wearing, like a black swan, like, Bjork kind of thing, you know, wrapped around her neck."
Harold the Monkey Puppet
Ronnie [29:09]: "This is like a fake monkey. Like a monkey puppet that he has."
Ben and Ronnie use these moments to illustrate the exaggerated and often nonsensical nature of the show's events.
Kyle’s Crisis of Sexuality
Central to the episode is Kyle’s storyline involving her questioning of her sexuality amidst public scrutiny. Ben and Ronnie express significant frustration with Kyle’s perceived performative narrative.
Ronnie [35:07]: "And in fact, it was you people that made me start to think about being gay. So it's almost like you forced me to be the queer baiter."
Ben [35:26]: "It's not gay until the audience made it gay by questioning everything that she was doing because she was purposely making it gay so people would question her."
The hosts argue that Kyle's storyline feels forced and inauthentic, serving more as a ploy for attention rather than genuine personal exploration.
Kyle vs. Dorit: A Battle of Wills
The tension between Kyle and Dorit reaches a boiling point, culminating in a confrontation that Ben and Ronnie find both dramatic and unwarranted.
Ben [45:22]: "I'm not doing it."
Ronnie [45:34]: "I cannot believe how bad of a friend Kyle is right now."
They criticize Kyle’s inability to take responsibility and Dorit’s frustration with Kyle's lack of genuine remorse or effort to mend their friendship.
The Voice of Reason
Garcelle emerges as a pivotal character who calls out the nonsense and keeps other housewives in check. Ben praises her intervention during Kyle and Dorit’s spat.
Ben [32:03]: "Garcelle shut Kyle down in two seconds."
Ronnie underscores Garcelle’s importance in maintaining some order amidst the chaos:
Ronnie [33:17]: "So Garcelle is like, God doesn't know any of us or anybody about her sexuality or what's going on in her life. But do we want to know? Yes, yes, yes."
Superficiality and Depth in Relationships
As the episode wraps up, Ben and Ronnie reflect on the superficial nature of the housewives’ interactions and the lack of genuine emotional depth. They question the authenticity of the storylines and the real motivations behind the cast members' actions.
Ben [35:49]: "It's gross. You're annoying."
Ronnie [38:28]: "Quiet down."
They advocate for more authentic portrayals and genuine relationships, critiquing the constructed dramas for being shallow and attention-seeking.
In this episode, Watch What Crappens offers a sharp, no-holds-barred analysis of RHOBH's latest season. Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam dissect the exaggerated drama, questionable relationship dynamics, and surreal events with humor and critical insight. For listeners seeking an unfiltered take on reality TV’s most glamorous and chaotic cast, this episode provides both entertainment and thoughtful commentary.
Ben [03:50]: "He is totally being like this and he's crying like he's such a victim."
Ronnie [04:06]: "This is a lesson to people. Don't get into relationships with, like, music managers or people who, like, work in record companies because they just want to go out and party."
Ben [05:03]: "It's like the time he stole the gambling debts from a raccoon that he'd just run over. It was very terrible."
Ronnie [35:07]: "And in fact, it was you people that made me start to think about being gay. So it's almost like you forced me to be the queer baiter."
Ben [35:26]: "It's not gay until the audience made it gay by questioning everything that she was doing because she was purposely making it gay so people would question her."
These quotes encapsulate the hosts' critical stance and highlight the intense scrutiny RHOBH faces from Watch What Crappens.
Thank you for tuning into this detailed summary of Watch What Crappens Episode #2627. For more insightful and entertaining discussions, be sure to listen to the full episode on the Wondery App or your preferred podcast platform.