Podcast Title: Watch What Crappens
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Episode: #2635 RHOBH S1402 Part One: PKs and Valleys
Release Date: November 27, 2024

Introduction & Technical Glitches [03:37 - 05:04]

The episode kicks off with Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam welcoming listeners to "Watch What Crappens," their daily podcast dedicated to all things Bravo. Ben humorously addresses a technical issue where his audio is out of sync with his video, promising to troubleshoot it over the Thanksgiving weekend. Ronnie shares a heartfelt yet comical anecdote about her emotional farewell to workmen finishing renovations at her house, only to realize she was inadvertently speaking to her houseplants. This segment sets a light-hearted and relatable tone for the episode.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap [05:04 - 26:15]

Emotional Turmoil and Character Dynamics

Ronnie expresses her frustration and emotional exhaustion with the current season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (RHOBH), highlighting her inability to "kick the housewives" and the overwhelming drama surrounding friendships and personal struggles. The hosts delve into the conflict between Kyle and Dorit, two central figures in the season:

• Kyle's Struggles: Kyle portrays herself as going through the "worst two years of her life," dealing with a messy marriage and personal setbacks. Ronnie critiques Kyle's self-pity, scoffing at her claims of hardship by sarcastically listing her achievements, such as becoming a multi-millionaire and moving into multiple mansions.

  Ben Mandelker [11:05]: "Kyle's like, these hills have eyes, and they're all staring at me, first of all."

  Ronnie Karam [11:27]: "Hills are not watching you. We're barely watching you, you fudgeing idiot."

• Dorit's Resilience: In contrast, Dorit is commended for standing up for herself and handling adversities, including dealing with PK (Pickleface) and alleged home invasions. Ronnie appreciates Dorit's ability to remain strong amidst chaos, labeling her interactions as both hilarious and commendable.

  Ronnie Karam [06:47]: "I love seeing Dorit and Kyle fight. I love seeing Dorit stand up for herself."

New Dorit Sound Effects and Taglines

Ben introduces the concept of new sound effects associated with Dorit Kemsley, adding a humorous layer to their discussions. They explore the new taglines for the season, which they find somewhat generic but reflective of the character developments.

Ben Mandelker [08:31]: "Would you like to hear the new Dorit Kemsley?"

Ronnie Karam [10:11]: "But like this, you know what I mean?"

Focused Drama Between Kyle and Dorit

The core of the recap centers on the escalating tension between Kyle and Dorit. Ronnie narrates a fictionalized version of interactions where Kyle accuses Dorit of exaggerating their friendship and missing out on genuine connections.

Ronnie Karam [25:28]: "That rumor is probably total trash, but, God, I love it."

Ben and Ronnie dissect Kyle's attempts to vilify Dorit by highlighting inconsistencies in her narrative and questioning her sincerity.

Ben Mandelker [35:15]: "Watch what Crappins would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Allison King."

(Note: This timestamp seems out of context; perhaps a misalignment in the transcript. The relevant discussion continues around [35:15])

Dorit's Confrontation and Kyle's Downfall

The hosts describe a pivotal confrontation where Dorit challenges Kyle's actions and motives, emphasizing Kyle's attempts to manipulate the narrative to her advantage.

Ronnie Karam [35:57]: "Yes, you're mad that I said something. And watch what happens live. That wasn't even a big deal."

Ben highlights Dorit's strategic responses to Kyle's accusations, portraying Dorit as the more grounded and rational party in the conflict.

Ben Mandelker [36:43]: "So Dorit is like, this is exactly what I expected. You think I'm some fucking idiot?"

Introduction of New Characters and Plot Twists [26:15 - 43:21]

Boza St. John - The Badass Workshop Leader

The episode introduces Boza St. John, a new character who runs "Badass Workshops." Ben and Ronnie humorously critique Boza's over-the-top entrepreneurial spirit and her self-professed status as a badass.

Ronnie Karam [43:21]: "She's doing her own infomercial. It's... She is."

Boza's character is depicted as both ambitious and somewhat comical, with her synchronized marching and high-energy presentations adding a unique flavor to the show.

Sutton and Jennifer Tilly's Observations

Sutton and Jennifer Tilly are portrayed as neutral observers who watch Kyle and Dorit's drama unfold, with Sutton taking on a more authoritative role to mediate the conflict.

Ben Mandelker [53:24]: "Sutton's like, I'm sorry, because I have to say one part."

Deep Dive into Character Motivations and Relationships [43:21 - 64:56]

Kyle's Alleged Manipulations

The hosts delve deeper into Kyle's character, questioning her motives and the authenticity of her struggles. They discuss rumors about Kyle's relationships and her alleged manipulation of friendships for personal gain.

Ronnie Karam [54:52]: "It's been a really tough year for me. You know, it's been a really tough year for me."

Ben and Ronnie analyze the complexity of Kyle's relationships, highlighting her conflicts with other housewives and the possible ulterior motives behind her actions.

Ben Mandelker [61:15]: "She is not going to. This is not going to. This will not last."

Financial Disputes and Business Ownership

A significant portion of the discussion focuses on the financial entanglements between Kyle and her ex-husband Mauricio, particularly concerning their business ventures and ownership stakes. The hosts speculate on potential legal battles and the impact on Kyle's personal relationships.

Ronnie Karam [61:08]: "If you go get your money, Kyle."

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Ben Mandelker [11:05]: "Kyle's like, these hills have eyes, and they're all staring at me, first of all."

• Ronnie Karam [11:27]: "Hills are not watching you. We're barely watching you, you fudgeing idiot."

• Ronnie Karam [35:28]: "That rumor is probably total trash, but, God, I love it."

• Ben Mandelker [36:43]: "So Dorit is like, this is exactly what I expected. You think I'm some fucking idiot?"

• Ronnie Karam [43:21]: "She's doing her own infomercial. It's... She is."

Conclusion & Upcoming Segments [64:56 - End]

As the episode approaches its end, Ben and Ronnie tease the continuation of their recap in Part Two, promising further exploration of the unfolding drama on RHOBH. They briefly touch upon their upcoming segments and remind listeners of their other content offerings, maintaining engagement and anticipation for future episodes.

Final Thoughts:

In Part One of their two-part recap of RHOBH Season 14 Episode 2: PKs and Valleys, Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam provide a spirited and humorous analysis of the central conflicts, particularly focusing on the strained relationship between Kyle and Dorit. Their blend of sarcasm, wit, and keen observations offers listeners both entertainment and insight into the complexities of the show's latest developments. Notably, the introduction of new characters like Boza St. John adds fresh dynamics to the narrative, setting the stage for continued drama and intrigue in the upcoming parts.

Please note that timestamps are based on provided transcript segments and may not perfectly align with actual audio timings.