Watch What Crappens - Episode #2641 Summary: Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E09: "That Boy is Mine"
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam Podcast: Watch What Crappens | Wondery Release Date: December 3, 2024
1. Personal Anecdotes and Episode Introduction
The episode kicks off with Ben and Ronnie sharing light-hearted personal stories. Ben recounts taking a scone-making class in London, complete with adorable apron photos and newfound baking skills. Ronnie complements Ben’s experience, expressing excitement to taste the scones and highlighting the quirky atmosphere of London’s Sheep’s Market. This warm-up leads seamlessly into their transition to discussing the latest episode of Below Deck Sailing Yacht.
Notable Quote:
- Ben (03:06): "Now I can make little scones, which is a delight for me."
2. Recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E09: "That Boy is Mine"
a. The Lollipop Incident
The centerpiece of the episode revolves around a chaotic scene where Gary inadvertently throws a lollipop that strikes David (D), resulting in real blood splattering across the yacht’s white cushions. Ben and Ronnie dissect this incident, debating its authenticity and the ensuing mess.
Notable Quotes:
- Ronnie (08:56): "He's literally, like, squeezing his eye. Like, look at me, my eye is bleeding."
- Ben (12:21): "He's addicted to the apology. It’s like a sorry kink."
b. Crew Dynamics and Conflicts
Ben delves into the complex relationships among the yacht’s crew. He highlights Gary’s lack of remorse and continuous disruptions, comparing him to the last wing in a bucket where, despite his flaws, he remains an object of contention. The hosts express frustration over the repetitive nature of conflicts, especially surrounding Gary’s erratic behavior and lack of accountability.
Notable Quotes:
- Ben (07:45): "It's sad. I think the reason why people really love watching Below Deck is because it unfortunately is just like a mirror of so many things that happen in our lives."
- Ronnie (11:33): "Maybe he's just jealous of Davide's hair because, you know, Gary's power is his hair too."
c. Apologies and Leadership Failures
Gary’s attempts at apologizing are mocked by the hosts, emphasizing his insincere and repetitive “sorry” mantra. Ben criticizes the show's handling of Gary's character, noting that despite his problematic behavior, Gary remains a focal point without genuine repercussions.
Notable Quotes:
- Ben (15:29): "You can't just put vanish on it and hope for the best."
- Ronnie (17:13): "There are lines, you know what I'm saying? I'm not saying, like, let Gary keep his job or whatever, but that stuff happened after."
d. Introduction of New Deckhand Chase
The episode introduces Chase, the new deckhand, whose arrival sparks excitement and further tensions. Ben and Ronnie critique Chase's personality and his interactions with existing crew members, portraying him as annoying yet intriguing. They discuss how Chase’s presence intensifies existing rivalries, particularly between Danny and Daisy.
Notable Quotes:
- Ben (76:01): "He's annoying. He also has pretty annoying. Worst tattoos we've ever seen on a person."
- Ronnie (80:57): "He thinks he's like, really correct the code on working."
3. Analysis of Crew Relationships
a. Daisy and Gary’s Dynamic
Ben and Ronnie explore the evolving relationship between Daisy and Gary. Daisy’s frustration with Gary’s irresponsibility and alcoholism is evident, while Gary continues to deflect blame and remain unapologetic. The hosts express sympathy for Daisy, who strives to maintain order amidst the chaos Gary perpetuates.
Notable Quotes:
- Ben (22:13): "I hate when any of the chief stews that we love mess up."
- Ronnie (34:30): "It's my fault he's got thin skin."
b. Danny and Anthony's Flirtation
Danny’s pursuit of Anthony introduces a subplot of romantic tension. Ben and Ronnie humorously critique Danny’s relentless pursuit and Anthony’s genuine discomfort, highlighting the unrealistic and forced nature of their interactions.
Notable Quotes:
- Ben (65:02): "Danny's like, oh, I'm you know, I'm surprised you didn't move in with Daisy."
- Ronnie (68:35): "She'll shoot the scenes. But she's like, you don't bore me."
c. Leadership Under Strain
Glenn, the captain, faces increasing pressure to maintain professionalism while managing the dysfunctional crew. Ben and Ronnie discuss Glenn’s attempts to impose discipline, juxtaposed with his own moments of fragility and favoritism, such as his camaraderie with the cave tour guide.
Notable Quotes:
- Ben (54:03): "He's cracked like the fault itself that created the cave."
- Ronnie (55:37): "We are very, very sorry."
4. Host Commentary and Humor
Throughout the episode, Ben and Ronnie infuse their recap with sharp wit and humorous analogies. From comparing Gary’s apologies to "sorry kinks" to mocking the crew’s cleaning mishaps with playful metaphors, their commentary adds a layer of entertainment for listeners.
Notable Quotes:
- Ronnie (08:00): "It's like being the last wing in a bucket."
- Ben (13:08): "I have been pining for a Tide stick all week because I ate like a salad a week ago."
5. Teasers for Future Episodes
As the episode wraps up, Ben and Ronnie preview upcoming segments and discuss potential storylines, including more on Gary’s antics and the arrival of additional crew members. They also encourage listeners to support their podcast through Patreon for exclusive content and updates.
Notable Quotes:
- Ben (32:02): "Good times ahead. Enjoying it. Good times with Below Deck Sailing."
6. Conclusion
Ben and Ronnie conclude the episode with a blend of final thoughts on the tumultuous events aboard the yacht and a humorous recap of the day’s discussions. Their engaging banter ensures that listeners are both informed and entertained, maintaining interest for upcoming episodes.
Notable Quotes:
- Ronnie (86:27): "Have a heck of a time with Rebecca."
- Ben (89:10): "Experience all episodes ad free and be the first to binge the newest seasons only on Wondery Plus."
Key Takeaways
- Gary’s Unruly Behavior: Continues to be a central source of conflict with minimal consequences.
- Crew Relationships: Complex and strained, especially with the introduction of Chase.
- Host’s Perspective: Ben and Ronnie provide insightful, humorous critiques that mirror common workplace frustrations.
- Future Expectations: Anticipation of escalating tensions and new character dynamics in upcoming episodes.
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This summary captures the essence of Episode #2641 of Watch What Crappens, providing an insightful and entertaining overview of Below Deck Sailing Yacht Season 5 Episode 9. Whether you're a long-time listener or new to the podcast, this recap delivers all the key points, discussions, and humorous insights shared by Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam.