#2651 RHONY S15E010: Pranko Rico

Summary

Watch What Crappens: Episode #2651 – RHONY Season 15, Episode 10: "Pranko Rico"

Release Date: December 12, 2024

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Introduction to the Episode

In Episode #2651 of Watch What Crappens, hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam delve deep into Season 15, Episode 10 of Real Housewives of New York City (RHONY) titled "Pranko Rico." This episode is especially notable for its heightened drama, complex interpersonal conflicts, and memorable pranks that have left both fans and critics buzzing.

Key Plot Points

1. Airport Antics and Initial Tensions ([06:07] - [12:17])

   The episode kicks off at JFK Airport, where the cast members are preparing for their trip to Puerto Rico. Tensions arise immediately as UBA (Erin) expresses frustration over shared accommodations:

   • Erin (UBA): "I don't like sharing. I'm above it."

   • Bryn Whitfield: Responds sharply, highlighting Erin's four children as the reason for her needs: "I've got four kids at home and, you know, they're all coming in and jumping all over me."

   This exchange sets the tone for the episode, showcasing the underlying frictions among the cast.

2. Puerto Rico: Room Sharing Drama ([14:03] - [25:56])

   Upon arrival in Puerto Rico, the cast faces the challenge of sharing rooms. Erin's reluctance to share leads to further disputes:

   • Ben: Praises Erin for finally addressing Bryn directly, saying, "Draw blood."

   • Ronnie: Criticizes Bryn's management, labeling her a "gaslighter" and accusing her of being a "liar and a bully."

   The hosts highlight Erin's struggle to maintain her stance while dealing with Bryn's assertive behavior, emphasizing the cast's deteriorating harmony.

3. The Prank and Its Fallout ([38:29] - [57:01])

   A significant highlight is the prank orchestrated against Jessel, resulting in her missing suitcase:

   • Jessel: Panics over her missing "cream-colored" suitcase, leading to chaotic searching among the cast.

   • Bryn: Admits to hiding the suitcase, causing further distrust and animosity.

   • Ben: Applauds the prank, stating, "I wanted to get right. It's a proper prank where Jessel lost her mind."

   This prank not only adds humor but also exacerbates existing tensions, showcasing the show's penchant for manufactured drama.

4. Confrontations and Gaslighting Accusations ([60:15] - [75:16])

   The latter part of the episode is dominated by intense confrontations:

   • Erin (UBA): Accuses Bryn of gaslighting, leading to a heated debate.

   • Bryn: Defends herself, claiming she's merely addressing practical concerns about room sharing.

   • Rebecca Minkoff: Attempts to mediate but ends up exacerbating the situation, further entangling herself in the conflict.

   The hosts underscore the dysfunctional communication and manipulation tactics employed by the cast, leading to a fractured group dynamic.

Host Commentary and Critique

Ben and Ronnie provide sharp critiques throughout their recap, often highlighting the absurdity and exaggerated nature of the show:

• On Erin's Behavior:

  • Ben: "She needs her own room because she has four kids jumping all over her. She’s a monster."

  • Ronnie: Labels Erin as immature and accuses her of being overly dramatic.

• On Bryn's Tactics:

  • Ben: Praises Erin for finally challenging Bryn, hoping for genuine conflict.

  • Ronnie: Goes as far as calling Bryn a "gaslighter," asserting that her manipulative behavior is the root of the show's drama.

• On the Prank:

  • Ben: Celebrates the prank as a "proper prank" that finally adds the desired level of chaos to the show.

  • Ronnie: Finds it hilarious and appreciates that it targets Jessel, deeming her the perfect "prank person."

The hosts consistently mock the cast's lack of self-awareness, over-the-top reactions, and the show's reliance on manufactured drama to keep viewers engaged.

Notable Quotes

• Erin (UBA): "I don't like sharing. I'm above it." ([06:07])

• Bryn Whitfield: "I've got four kids at home and, you know, they're all coming in and jumping all over me." ([14:03])

• Ben Mandelker: "Draw blood." ([06:14])

• Ronnie Karam: "Bryn is a gaslighter. She's 100% one and a liar and a bully." ([07:58])

• Jessel: "Has anyone seen my cream-colored bag?" ([56:20])

• Ben Mandelker: "This is a proper prank where Jessel lost her mind." ([38:29])

Conclusion and Insights

Watch What Crappens Episode #2651 offers a no-holds-barred critique of RHONY's "Pranko Rico" episode, dissecting the orchestrated drama and character dynamics with both humor and disdain. Ben and Ronnie effectively highlight the repetitive conflicts, manipulative behaviors, and the show's reliance on pranks to escalate tensions. Their insights provide listeners with a fresh perspective, emphasizing the importance of genuine interactions over manufactured chaos in reality television.

For those who missed the episode or seek a comprehensive breakdown, this summary encapsulates the essence of the discussion, offering a blend of episode recap and critical analysis that underscores the hosts' passion for both loving and ridiculing the Bravo ensemble.

Transcript

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Hi, how are you? Good.

[B]

What's going on with you today, sir?

[A]

You know, just here ready to recap some aroni, which on the Beverly Hills recap that we did. I proclaimed that I love this episode and I was like, well, I'm surely I. Everyone else did too. And now I found out that maybe I'm alone on this one. I'm shocked. I'm shocked that I loved it. I'm shocked that I'm alone on it.

[B]

Well, you know what? Joy is something that you should never let anybody take away from you. You hold on to that drawing. You remember what it felt like. Good for you. You know, I love people enjoying things. So it's like when I'm at a steakhouse and I just look around and everybody's just got blood dripping down their mouths or enjoying that steak. You go. You go, people. I'm happy for you. So, everybody, welcome to the show. We are going on tour next month. We're so excited. Come see us. It's called the Mounting Hysteria tour all across America and a little bit of not America. Go check it out over atwatchwhat happens.com. we've got some tickets coming up soon that aren't for sale yet for Texas Charlotte. Vegas, I think is not for sale yet. So we'll talk about those as they become available. But in the meantime, go get other tickets. Also, you can give the gift to Patreon now. Do it. That's where you get videos like this one.

[A]

Hello.

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[A]

Absolutely love that show. I want more people to watch it.

[B]

Watch it because nobody's watching it. We're. We're asking you kindly. Okay. Go watch it or die unhappy. So here we are with the Real Housewives. That was dark for Christmas, right? Also, Christmas music. Can we not infantilize every woman who sings a Christmas song? I was in the homegoods last night and there was like, hey, it's like you're 50. Would you stop singing like that? Why are you singing a baby voice? Stop it. I can't take. It's like BR is singing every Christmas song right now in the HomeGoods.

[A]

Stop it. That's really disturbing. So anyway, today we are.

[B]

How do non Christians feel? Do you feel attacked in homegoods at Christmas time? It's. It's a salt. I love Christmas assault on the ears, and I'm from a Christian life, but it's just like constant neverending.

[A]

I love Christmas music. I think it's really fun. I'm. I feel more assaulted by the trend over the past 15 or maybe even 20 years to only give us Christmas Christmas music that you would hear in Crate and Barrel. Like, there was a time when Christmas music was. It was fun and it was, like. It was, like, very pop musicy. That's why, I mean, we keep listening to All I want for Christmas is you. And like, last Christmas I gave you my heart. That's because in the 70s and the 80s, people tried to actually make fun Christmas music, and now everything sounds like Michael Buble versions. I don't want to feel like I'm walking around Creighton Barrel every single time I go to a Christmas party or anywhere. I go in every. Any mall.

[B]

Come on.

[A]

Can we get, like, some music that's not jazzy? Can we just get, like, fun pop Christmas music again? Thank you.

[B]

Yeah. No, but they do. They do now. I was just going to tell you they've changed it because for the past few years, it's all. I've been like, is there no new Christmas music? I mean, what the hell? But this year it's all. I mean, I haven't heard it. It's all new stuff. It's like new pop songs. There's like hundreds of Christmas songs now that are new and they're just like, well, people have come or insipid and making me crazy. They all have the same jingles. They all have the same chords that they play because, you know, last Christmas.

[A]

Or everyone's trying to copy you worked.

[B]

So they're just gonna do that over and over in some different form. But it's a lot of new songs. It's just like, it's like, you stole my bike on Christmas or like I threw a ball on Christmas. It's all we. Weird, weird stuff. Like, I had French fries on Christmas. Like, why are you making a song about French fries? It's Christmas.

[A]

Like, give me get. Let's do like, let's bring back Farmaid or Live Aid or whatever it was. You know, like, bring. Give us that. Give us the John Lennon stuff. You know, John Lennon gave us, you know, Happy Christmas. You have the waitresses with Christmas wrapping. There was just like such a wonderful world of Christmas music. And I just like, it's dead now. Is dead. It's dead. That's where I feel assaulted, Ronnie.

[B]

Yeah. Assaulted by dead Christmas music. So here we are with Real Housewives of New York City season 15, which is still a sin, that they're calling this season 15, as if this cast has earned that. Episode 11. This should be a 12 episode season. Okay, Ben is so disagreeing with me that he just turned into a blackout on the screen. Evacuate.

[A]

Yeah, I'm back. I'm plugged into Ethernet and everything, but everything just sort of clogged up there for a second.

[B]

What do you think? What do you think? Get. Get it started, Ben. Get.

[A]

Okay, well, I'd like to. I liked this episode because at first I was dubious, but I liked it because I thought there's a lot of really good petty. Honestly. I also loved Rebecca Minkoff just finally hitting Rin back and drawing blood. You know when she's like. She said she didn't want to draw blood. I was like, you know what? Draw blood. Draw blood. Because normally, you know, the two of us are the first people to just be so annoyed when someone says, like, as a mother, as a father, like, you don't know unless you have kids. I thought this was a good use of that. I don't care if it was hitting below the belt. You know, Bryn was asking for it all season long. I say draw blood. And like, you know, when you get that Rebecca Minkoff squint attack, ooh, it hurts. And I was waiting all season and it finally happened. So I think Maybe I'm just riding off the high of that.

[B]

Well, and also, it was not below the belt at all because she didn't say it in the way that Bryn, of course, Brynn takes it and twists it and then gaslight everybody. And I know that that term gaslighting is overused, but Bryn is a gaslighter. She's 100% one and a liar and a bully and an. And I. She didn't say anything bad. She was saying Bran specifically said, what is your thing about needing your own room? And she said, well, it's because I've got four kids at home and, you know, they're all coming in and jumping all over me. And she says, well, and Bryn did the Kyle Richards. We all have stuff going on. And she said, yeah, but you'll get it when you have K kids. Meaning you'll get what it's like having four little snotty, poopy monsters jumping all over you 24 hours a day when you have kids. I thought that was totally reasonable. And she only said it because Brynn asked her, what is your deal about needing a room by yourself? What's your deal about needing a room by yourself? You're by yourself all the goddamn time. Give someone else a chance.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And was that spinster shaming?

[A]

Brynn took it the worst possible way because she knows that if she were to say it, she would have meant it in the worst possible way. And that's usually what happens with people. That's why people like Brynn get so offended. Now, to be fair, Rebecca did admit that she. She did say it to take a jab, but it was. I loved it. I loved. I was just very, very happy with. With that move. But I also enjoyed all of it. I thought there was a lot of, like, fun, petty stuff, and I thought that this vacation brought me what I wanted from this cast. Apparently, no one else on the Internet felt that way, but that's okay. I can enjoy my own private.

[B]

Who cares? You know? Stand on your own. You're you. Dammit.

[A]

I mean, people know I'm not an apologist for this cast, okay? People know I'm not trying to make this cast happen. So if I'm. If I'm enjoying it, that's come from a genuine.

[B]

Well, I mean, you're not a miracle worker either. You know what I mean?

[A]

I mean.

[B]

Okay, so we're at John F. Kennedy Airport and people are arriving. And Raquel's like, today is the day. We're going to Puerto Rico. And I'm feeling a lot of things. On one hand, I'm excited. Gorgeous place and Puerto Ricans have the biggest heart. On the other hand, my mom's a C word and I'm terrified to see her, but excited for you to get to join me in my trauma, since that's what we're all here for at.

[A]

The end of the day. So they're showing up at JFK and everything, and Aaron's like, going into Puerto Rico with Uber. There's like a little bit of tension. And all I want for Christmas is for us to settle into this trip and for Uber and I to just like immediately squash this so we can have fun, fun together. Like, that's hilarious that Erin thinks she could ever have fun somewhere. It doesn't matter what you squash.

[B]

Meanwhile, just cuss to UBA chasing things around the airport going, pigeon P. John.

[A]

Pigeon.

[B]

Pigeon, you stupid pigeon.

[A]

She's got like the TSA wands. Like, ma'am, give those back. Pigeon.

[B]

So she's like, well, we're going on vacation. And I'm a little annoyed at Aaron going around saying that I'm coming for her. It's like, what's your intention, Eren? Why are you being messy? And it hurts me. It hurts me. It hurts me. So then the other ladies are getting in line to check in and say. It's like, what? Are you done? Wait, get on your phone. You check in on your phone. What the hell's wrong with you people? You got to talk to a human. We fucking idiots. Listen, I just kicked a bottle last week and even I'm smarter than you jackasses. Stupid people.

[A]

It's true though. They all got on this line, I think, simply because it said priority. So they're like, well, there's a red carpet, so we have to get in the red carpet line. And like, Cyan Aaron are like, my.

[B]

Agent got me in this line.

[A]

Yeah. No, so sounds like, yeah, I don't.

[B]

Know where these peasants fly, but they're self checking.

[A]

I mean, it seems kind of like the rest of them haven't flown since 1992. I'm confused. So then they all hop on one of those cars that drives you around the airport. And by the way, I was. What airport was I in? Was it LAX or something? Or jfk? They now have like robot, robot chairs. Have you seen those? They're self automated. And they're like, they go like, they're like, beep, beep. Excuse me. And like, they basically weave through the crowd to find the person that needs to sit. And then like, they're like, assigned to someone, and they sort of, I want one.

[B]

How do I get one?

[A]

I don't know. Maybe you have to, like, don't tell.

[B]

Me I got a handicap, because I'll do it. I will hit myself on the knee with something to get one of those chairs.

[A]

Yeah, they. They're just going through. And on the one hand, I'm like, well, there goes another. Another human job taken up by automation. But on the other hand, the people pushing wheelchairs to the airport always look so miserable because they're always dealing with the worst people. Like, well, I shouldn't. It's not like if you're in a wheelchair, you're the worst. It's just that I see a lot of elderly people in those chairs being so mean to them all the time.

[B]

And also the people you're weaving through who you're like, excuse me. Excuse me, I'm coming through with someone who needs assistance. Like, oh, off. We're trying to get through the airport.

[A]

Oh, goodness. It'll be us someday. So.

[B]

So then they're taking selfies. Of course Jaisal's taking selfies. And then Jenna. Jenna and Raquel are, you know, walking. I don't know. Who cares? They board a plane. Like, seriously, this is. This is the smallest talk of all of the small talk shows on housewives. So there's a lot of that. So then we go to Puerto Rico.

[A]

Yes. We are here in Puerto Rico, and they're picking up their bags, and then they're, like, laughing at Jenna because, like, her, like, her shirt is, like, has, like, a crotch element to it that's coming out and giving her, like, a whale tail. So that's happening in Puerto Rico.

[B]

I mean, listen, Jenna's got great style, but it just looks like a yeast infection that's waiting to happen. All right. God, everyone's, like, leaving in Puerto Rico three minutes, and Jenna's ass is just.

[A]

So. So then, you know, Uba's whole thing is that she's always cold. So now she's happy because it's 90 degrees, humidity is 74%, and literally, it's like, the most miserable weather to me. But it's perfect for uba. She's like, I love the weather. That's. When you come out, your hair just goes, hush. That's the kind of heat I like. And if I'm not smelling my skin burning, it's not hot enough. It's actually quite cold. Gas lighter.

[B]

So then Raquel is like, okay, Uber, you're going to sit up front because I get sick. Oh, God. Okay, I guess I'll just sit by the window. And Aaron's like, raquel, just take some Dramamine. Lol. She's like, oh, fuck you. So did she. So did UBA not let her sit in the front? Uba's not having it on this trip. I don't know. She's not going to be nice to anybody. Uba's like, fuck it. I'm not even going to let the hostess who's car sick sit in the front seat one fucking time.

[A]

I know this. This is. Does now. It's like, oh, that's right. She did need to drive herself to the Hamptons, et cetera. I also want to point out to the listeners to America, to the world, that at this point, I did not feel like this was gonna be a very good episode. So, like, if people are like, I can't believe Ben thought this was a good episode. It doesn't start like, this is bad, this part.

[B]

Okay, why are you. Why are you. Why are you apologizing for thinking.

[A]

I'm not. I'm explaining my thought process. I want people to come along the journey with me.

[B]

No. Well, let me tell that Ben. He was correct. So if you could just rewind time. Hi, I'm Pastrani. Hey, Ben. Good to see you here. You're so right. Don't change your mind. Okay, so then we go forward, and she's like, okay, guys, so there's going to be food when we arrive, and we can pick our room. So how should we do this? Because there are six bedrooms, and so two people have to share. So Jen and I will share because we're going to take the primary room so we can share. And so it's like, oh, yeah, I share. All right, well, who's going to be your roomie? Who wants to share with me? And everybody's just like, oh, no, it's not.

[A]

No one's saying anything.

[B]

She just attacked me for standing in a line that said priority.

[A]

Yeah. Raquel's like, well, I guess. I guess I'll. It's picking, you know, I guess it's picking sharing, too, then, huh? And Aaron's like, erin tells us I always share a room. And Jess was like, I shared an Anguilla. And Uber's like, I'd rather sleep in the living room than share. Disgusting. And then Justin's like, I shared in the Hamptons too. I also shared bed with poverty. I mean, that alone. Disgusting.

[B]

So basically, Rebecca won't. She wants to poop in private, so she won't share. Brynn Won't share. She's like, I'm not rooming with Rebecca. What has Rebecca ever done to you?

[A]

But Rebecca's done, literally.

[B]

You are such a fucking monster. You are just such an asshole. And I had watched this episode coming straight from the Nordstrom rack because, you know, it's Christmas. I was getting Christmas stuff done, and I was like, I would be proud to be listed here. Thank you very much, Bryn. Housewives really infects your brain, you know? I walked into the Nordstrom Rack, I felt all shame. I was like, bryn would be mocking me and making me feel terrible about this. But then I felt so proud in there. I was like, you know what? I'm in the Nordstrom Rack, and guess what? It's been a long way from Ross Bia.

[A]

I'm just imagining you standing at the doorway, about to leave Nordstrom Rack, standing there like Ellen Burston on a stage, saying, I just want to say to all the fine people here at Nordstrom Rack, what you do here is not just a service. It's an honor. It's a privilege, and we are so lucky to be on your rack. Thank you. Thank you, and au revoir.

[B]

Beep, beep, beep, beep. God damn it. Someone left a tag on my pants. Could we get a hold of that?

[A]

Jesus. Oh, I apologize. I left my artisanal caramel peanuts on the belt. Let me just get that before I leave. It was an impulse item. Thank God for that.

[B]

I would like to thank the half a Donna Karan jumpsuit that I bought here today to the other half. I look forward to meeting you one day if I find enough luck and find you in here another day.

[A]

You can't just find chipped Cuisinart goods anywhere. Thank you, Nordstrom Rack.

[B]

Thank you. Thank you to the broken handle of the Mackenzie's child cup I just bought for $250, on sale from 257. God bless you, Nordstrom Rack.

[A]

If I could be a ceramic pineapple, I would want to be here.

[B]

Dude, there were so many ceramic pineapples. There really were. So no one's gonna share. And Raquel's like, well, you guys can fight amongst yourselves because we're already sharing, right? God, this is crazy. So she's like, we're the oldest ones, and we're gonna share, like, if we can do it, you guys can do it. You know? And that is true, because there is something when you hit your 50s, that you're just like, no.

[A]

Yeah, I don't share anything.

[B]

No, I won't.

[A]

I'm not even in my old days. I just don't. So Brynn is like, I'll volunteer for the shittiest room, shitty room for the baby, as long as I get my own ram. Rebecca, why don't you share with Sign and Uber Jess on Aaron? You get, like, nice regular rs.

[B]

And Rebecca's like, Rebecca's like, here she goes, acting like she's my boss. Like she takes it upon herself to assign my room. I mean, here she goes again. She's trying to get a reaction. Well, guess what? She's not going to get from me a reaction, because this is petty ass. But when she goes missing, yeah, she's.

[A]

Like, she won't get a reaction. But I am going to squint at her a few times. So squint smile. The Rebecca Minkoff evil squint smile. Hey, so Aaron's like, wait, if. Wait, Rebecca, if you're not okay with it, say so. Come on, Rebecca, you can do it. Fight back. Fight back, Rebecca. She's like, no, I'm not bothering right now. It's fine. I'm gonna squint at my phone.

[B]

I just wish she'd stand up for herself a little bit. She's clearly scared of Bryn. There's no other way to say it or to put it. It's very obvious.

[A]

What? It's literally. The one thing I do not get is that she's scared of Brynn. I think that she thinks Brynn is fucking annoying and she doesn't want to deal with it. And she also is like, I'm not gonna get into a stupid fight with a stupid woman on national TV because of a bed, like, ideal, like, you know, eagle. Pigeons don't. Pigeons don't fly with eagles.

[B]

Yes, you don't. You don't tussle with pigs.

[A]

What's worse, this is Rebecca Minkoff, everyone.

[B]

Okay, yeah, stupid people. You just don't fight with people who are lower than you. It's tacky. You know what I mean? Look, for someone equal Ohio to fight with. That being said, it is ridiculing it.

[A]

That being said, it's ridiculous to come on to a show like this and then, like, not want to engage like that. But at the same time, I actually. That's what I like about her. When people say that she's boring. I'm like, no, I like that she, like, her vibe is like. She's like. Like, you don't matter to me, and you can try as much as you want. You're not going to get it out of me. And because when you do get it out of me, you're not going to like it. And that's what happens this episode.

[B]

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[A]

Just go with that. I love when Bravo trolls itself, by the way. It's. It's like, yeah, even these people don't watch our show. So they're like, they all come in, they say hi and everything. And the guy's like, hello, this is a cocktail. It's a rum punch. Everyone's like, oh yeah, what's the liquor in it? He's like, rum, rum. Have you heard of Mezcal? I. I made it. I made something called Mezcal. Do you want to try it?

[B]

Oh my God, Rum. This tastes so good. You know what? I'm bringing this to America. So they're like, welcome. And Aaron's like, the only thing we care about are the rooms. And so they all start running around to find rooms and Uber just sits down and starts eating. She's like, I'm not doing this. I'm not fighting for a room. I'm above it. I don't understand why these 44 year old, these 40 year old woman's are running around like we're immigrants. They just let us in. Like, find your own room. Like, no, I already told everyone I'm not going to share and I'm not running around looking for a room. Okay, well guess what, zero effort maker. This is not fair. You see, this is her. Like, I don't care. I'm above this. I'm going to take the front seat and then I'm just going to assume that everyone's going to give me a good room. And then. Have you been reading her this week? Going on and arguing with people in comments?

[A]

She's such an asshole.

[B]

You are too immature for this show. Like, seriously. And that's saying something when you're on a show with Bryn. But you are way too thin skinned to be on this show. Like literally going on and arguing with commenters on Bravo. You're never going to win that one lady. You're never going to win it. And you're on the losing end. You're acting like an asshole. And the other shows, yes, there are people who act like assholes and we love them. It's because they're fun and they're funny. This is just like annoying. This is just annoying.

[A]

I see that. I mean, I think that she's. If you want, if there's a room that you want and then you don't make an effort to go get it when other people are getting it, even if it is, you can't complain. Even as, even if it is ridiculous that people are scattering around. But that being said, that being said, you know, she did say, I'm not going to share. And they said, okay, you don't have to share. And Brynn said, I'm going to take the worst room. So I think Uber is expecting, like, okay, I think I'm all set because I'm going to have a decent room, you know, because, well, we'll get to it. But Brynn goes and finds a room that has like this sort of like a canopy. It's like a four post bed, but not. It has like a structure on it. It has like a frame of a house on top of the bed. And it sort of is. It speaks of like a dollhouse child, like, or whatever. So Bryn's like, oh, it's a baby room.

[B]

It's sexy baby room.

[A]

You snooze, you lose, bitches.

[B]

So she's like, well, I'm gonna just assume that this has the smallest bed because it's a kid bed. So it's a shit room. And so she's like, oh, wait, is there another bedroom? So they're like, yeah, it's next to the laundry. It's very cozy. It's private. Smells like laundry. Lose a little bit when the dryer's turned on.

[A]

So it's outside. It has tree stumps for a bed. You're gonna love it. Do you watch Survivor? It's just like that.

[B]

So Brynn's like, well, I kind of want to take back my promise that I'll take the shittiest room because the shittiest room is basically a utility closet with a cot not staying in that room. And since UBA gets her own room, it's going to be Uba's room. You get your own room too. So what is that?

[A]

This is shitty. You can't like, because it's like, you know, UBA did not go racing for a room. And you know, on the one hand, I 100% agree she should. You know, you can't complain if you don't go searching for it, but on the other hand, you can't basically say, okay, I'm gonna like change the terms of this. And then UBA sitting there thinking everything is fine, and then she changes the terms. It's just the. I was so mad by Bryn doing this. I think, Brynn, if you say you're going to take the worst room and then you also want to get credit for taking the worst room, and then you don't even take the worst room and then someone else gets stuck with the worst room. That's up.

[B]

I'm sober.

[A]

I don't.

[B]

But worst room is also subjective because one of the reasons that this is the worst room, supposedly is that UBA is too tall to fit on the. Well, she's going to be too tall to fit on the child's bed. It's child's bed. So both, you know, both make sense. And only on housewives is this a terrible room. It's a normal.

[A]

It's A fine room, by the way. By the way, it's a perfectly fine room, and I would be happy sleeping there. And.

[B]

And it has its own bathroom. So, like, on any. I feel like on any other episode, this would be a decent room that people would fight over to get this room over. The children's room.

[A]

We all remember Ashley and Michael's house in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware and Potomac, season one. Okay? So we know what a bad room is, like on a vacation. Okay, this is fine. This is good.

[B]

Yeah. They're going to survive. So they go to eat breakfast. And so you got to be vegetarian. What?

[A]

So that's a great episode.

[B]

I just don't. I don't feel the need to declare something. A good episode or a bad episode. Like, I don't care. We're here doing it anyway. You know what I mean? I don't win any points by. I don't want any points if this is a good or a bad episode.

[A]

You know me, I get so invested in shit like this. If someone takes back their word on.

[B]

Oh, no, no, I'm with you.

[A]

And that's. And like, when I feel this, then I'm like, it's a good episode. I love it.

[B]

You're like, me, if somebody like, legit cries, I'm like, they're a good actor. Like, it doesn't even matter. It's just like, they're so good. They're so talented. So s like, do you got vegetarian sandwiches? And they're like, no. No. What do you mean, no?

[A]

That's.

[B]

Don't you guys have preference sheets or something? I would think that this cast would definitely have, like, I'm gluten free. I'm berry free. I'm it a vegetarian. I'm surprised they don't have, like a three page list.

[A]

Yeah, I am surprised too. And then s like, yeah, I can't have mayonnaise. It looks like jizz to me. And Br's like, I mean, I love.

[B]

Jiz, but baby wants her baby milk. Yeah, sure you do. Of course you do. Shocker. Can't believe Bryn said that. Oh, my God, she's so edgy. Oh, living on the edge. And Bryn's like, I need my luggage, so I'm gonna go get my bag out of the car. Painting, coming, pranking, coming. Sorry. That should have been my inside voice. My dad. Anybody got any jazz?

[A]

So Raquel is like, Raquel's like, so does everyone have a room that they like? And it was like, well, I haven't gotten my room yet. And everyone's like, oh, really? Because your bed is gonna, like, this big. And she does, like, small hands. And it was like, oh, well, you know, I thought that she's taking it. I thought that Brin is going to sacrifice herself. She goes, I thought so, but I don't know. She goes, well, that was the plan for us, not to run off around the house. But you know what? I really don't care. And I'm just, like, happy to be there with you guys.

[B]

And Raquel's like, well, if we could all have that attitude, that would be very nice this weekend, lady. Thunder rumbles in the distance, and then it starts raining on their heads. And Uber goes, guys, it's gonna rain.

[A]

Rebecca's like, tell me about it. I'm about to sharp my pants.

[B]

Tell me you're a model without telling me you're a model. She's like, oh, my.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Rebecca's like, wow. Yeah, the sky's squirting right now.

[A]

This is, like, the time my husband, like, just shot a snot rocket right into my eyeball. It's like, rebecca, do you have to always talk about bodily fluids?

[B]

So now Jenna and Raquel are in their room and talking. She's like, oh, my God, look, this is my magical khaki skirt. Is that amazing? And she brings out a skirt that looks like a comforter. And everybody's unpacking, basically. And so now Uber's like, where's my room? So she's gonna go find her room. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. And Rebecca's like, it's all the way around the corner. And Aaron's like, are you good, Rebecca? She goes, yeah, I just. I really didn't want to share the room because I, like, I have four kids, you know? And she's like, well, that's why you need to say something like, I gave you the opportunity in the car.

[A]

Like, the way they are just blatantly coaching Rebecca on how to be a Real housewife on camera is hilarious to me. And Aaron's like, rebecca keeps saying that she's above all this, but what it really is giving is freshmen during Hell Week getting abused. Like, give it back to her a little bit. I'm like, it does not give what it does. Am I crazy? It does not give that at all. She seems like she is just so unimpressed and unbothered by Brynn. Well, annoyed by Brynn, but, like, ultimately unbothered. And the fact that they keep Erin, who denies being a Gaslight but is still trying to, like, push forward a narrative that Rebecca is trembling in fear with. From Bryn Whitfield is ridiculous.

[B]

Yeah. I don't think that she's trembling in fear, but I do think that Brynn is acting like it's hell week and she's tormenting the new girl.

[A]

Yes. Bryn is doing.

[B]

She's like, doing that thing like, I'm better than you because I've been here longer than you and, you know. But, yeah, I don't think Rebecca's scared of her, so I don't think anybody's afraid of Bryn. She's like, literally all she's going to do is start sobbing the second anybody says anything to her. So then UBA goes to check out the room and she ask lady who works there. She's like, this is the room. She goes, yeah. She goes, tiny, scary. Feng shui is awful. I couldn't even put bananas in here. It's a no. N. Oh, no, it's.

[A]

It's not banana approved. This is for basic. So goes, I'm out of here.

[B]

There's no sleeping. I. I have too much money to live like this.

[A]

I go, how do I get the hotel?

[B]

Where are you making all this money from? Get the out of here. You live in a closet and I don't. What are you talking about? You don't even talk about UBA Hot anymore. Give me a break.

[A]

I know uba. I love uba. Attempting to just be a chill person who's down with anything and just wants to be there with her friends. And then she sees it and she's like, no, I am model. So Raquel's like, wow, girl. Fifteen, five minutes ago, she tell me she doesn't care, and she's just here to hang out with her friends. And now I'm getting this. I mean, we know. By the way, you know what? That was supposed to be the room that Brynn had. Oh, sorry. That was Rebecca who said that. Rebecca's like, by the way, uba, you know, that was supposed to be Bryn's room. So if you want to be mad at her, that'd be kind of fun. Yeah.

[B]

Director annoyance at who deserves it? Bryn. And uva's like, fucking snake. She says she want that room. What happened? It's okay because I have more money than her, so I'll get in the St. Regis. Oh, gosh.

[A]

Okay, I guess.

[B]

You're so rich.

[A]

I'd like that.

[B]

You're so rich. And Bryn loves jizz so much. You guys are just really firing on all cylinders right now. So she's.

[A]

Here's why I like here's why I like. May I may interrupt you for a second?

[B]

I'm sorry. Of course.

[A]

Here's why I like that. It's a totally obnoxious thing to say, but that's the obnoxiousness that I've been wanting from this show since the reboot. I want my ladies to be obnoxious. I want them to say things like, you know what? I have more money than her. I'm going to St. Regis.

[B]

You know what?

[A]

That speaks to me. You know how I love Lucille Bluth? This is my love language. This is how I like my.

[B]

Lucille Bluth is, like, legit wealthy and doesn't understand how much bananas cost. Uba's not. You know what I mean? That makes this. That's fake.

[A]

That's fine.

[B]

This is just, like, someone faking that. Like, when you watch it on something. Like, we saw this on Real Housewives of New York. You know, not to compare it to that, but literally, that was the basement. You know, you're sleeping in the basement storyline when Luanne's like, I refuse to sleep in the basement. How dare you? And it becomes this big thing.

[A]

Like, yes, yes. When we ended it, it was funnier.

[B]

And it's not that she's legit rich, either. It's just. Just like, the delusion level there is just so funny. But this is literally. I don't know. I don't know. That's a good comparison, because it's one that was funny and another one that wasn't. And I cannot tell you why, except that one can pull it off and the other just can't. It just came out to me as, like, completely obnoxious and stupid. And it's like someone who makes no effort but then expects everybody to hand them everything or she'll get pissed off at them, which is, you know, I think apparently she's gonna make. Make their life hell if. If they don't do it. But I just. I don't know.

[A]

I think that you're right in that Luann doing it is funnier than UBA doing it. But I liked that Uber was leaning into this, because it's ridiculous. The thing is that UBA doesn't have, like, an overall campy Persona the way Luanne does. And that's why Luanne, I think, is funnier. But I'm like, you know, it's just nice for a moment to, like, drop the facade of, like, we're just, like, a sisterhood, and we're, like, in fashion, and we're just, like, living these, like, cool fashion Lives. I'm like, no, say you say you're rich. Even if you're not. Just say you're rich and you're going to the state for. And you all. I just. I don't know. I'd like it. I just. It was just like a different. You know, it was just what I. You know, I just, like an. Sometimes that's just what.

[B]

Yeah. So we got one. Congrats. You got one. Look down, look down and under. It's there. So Uba's like, snake. She's a snake. I'm going to the Saint region. And Jenna. Jenna and Raquel, like, are like, how bad could it be? So they go, look. And Jenna's like, wow, this is truly the nanny suite. And then Raquel, I think, says it best when she says, honey, don't tell me this room is too small. I've seen your apartment.

[A]

That was good, too. I was like, thank you, Raquel, for finally activating so Uber is like, this is why I only vacation with the person I'm sleeping with. I'm like, okay, settle down now. Don't get me wrong. I'm still saying settle down to her. And Jenna is like, you know, I see the room and I see UBA and I think there needs to be more khaki. But then I realized, no, this is not my room. It's for uba. And they just don't. They just don't go together. Like, do I understand? Definitely. I mean, I'm the girl who flew business because I didn't want to fly coach. Remember? Going to show a flashback. No. Okay, that's fine. That's fine.

[B]

It's only my defining storyline of last year, but that's okay.

[A]

Go on.

[B]

So. But the reason she could pull that off is because she actually did it and didn't make a stink. She was just like, yeah, I'm not staying here. Bye. I'm not flying with you. Bye. UBA is making a huge stink until she gets her way, you know? So then UBA's going to production and being like, no, I refuse to stay. Have a car take me to the St. Regis. And she's standing outside, you know, throwing a temper tantrum. And then s like, I mean, come on, we just literally got here. She's like, either St. Regis or the airport. What the fuck? I'm not playing this game. And Raquel's like, she doesn't want to share. And so sy's like, I'll take care. I'll take the room. I mean, Isuba being a diva. Yeah. But in her defense, she really won't fit on that bed. I'm short. I fit on the bed and I can on my own, you know, Look.

[A]

I even found a way to get a banana in here. Oh, no. So, so then there. So, so basically Raquel is cy volunteers to take the room and everything. And she's pretty happy about it. And Jess was like, I mean, no one deserves to be in that room. So I get it. When I was eight years old, my dad booked a three star hotel. The pav it of hospitality. And like, it didn't have a pool. And I made him, the next morning, book us into a five star hotel. Did we not eat for three weeks after we got back? Yes, but it was worth it for that one night in the good hotel. So I completely understand where Uber's coming from.

[B]

It's funny that she forgets that her storyline last year was how poor. How she was poor. Yes.

[A]

I came from nothing.

[B]

That was such bullshit. And she like totally forgot it already.

[A]

That's what I was totally thinking about. She's like, I totally came from nothing. I was sleeping on cardboard boxes when I came to America. It was nothing like the five star hotels I used to stay at in London.

[B]

I had to stay with my uncle one time. Remember? That was her thing.

[A]

Yes, at his timeshare at the Four Seasons.

[B]

So Sy was like, I'll take it. And it was like, okay, you're sure? And Aaron's like, I guess it's better than that. And she points to Rebecca and Sy's like, damn. And she's like, I'll just sleep with Rebecca. Whatever. So now she decides that she'll move. So everybody is changing so that UBA can get her way, which is so stupid. You guys should have just made UBA go to the fucking hotel then. Just let UBA do what she wants and have her rich boyfriend buy her a room at the hotel. And she can do that. Let her do it. Let her just lose screen time. And I can guarantee you're all gonna regret that you didn't let her go because she's gonna be a nightmare. This whole.

[A]

And then Aaron, of course, uses this as support for her, for her fight that she whipped up by herself last week. She's like, you know, with uba, I feel like I go to extra lengths to make her feel supported and I want her to realize that instead of being mad at me, I care about her. I'm like, yeah, sure. So uba's like, she, she, you know, Uber. Thanks, Aaron. She's like, I love her. I love you very much, if that makes any sense. You know, you saved me $4200. I'm like, you could have saved yourself $4200 by just sleeping in the bed. Erin didn't do anything. You could have done it. This was all on you.

[B]

Yeah. She's like, and thank you, Erin. But sorry, not sorry. Okay, so then she's like, yeah. I was like, musical chairs in here. What is this musical chairs? Well, it's a game where you're a kid. Don't make me feel like I can't play musical chairs just because I don't have a kid.

[A]

What is it? Chairs making music. I just still don't understand. So then Jessel, she's like, guys, I'm missing my suitcase. Did someone send it to a three star hotel by accident? And they're like, no. And so now Jaisal starts to spiral. And I just want to say, at long last, we finally have a good prank on this show. Okay, like what? You know, it's in the sense that, like, it was. There was no one, like, told anyone in the wrong way. And no, it wasn't like the phone situation. It was just like a proper prank where Jessel lost her mind. And by the way, if you're gonna put a prank on anyone, do it to Jessel because she's the perfect target for it.

[B]

I don't know. I love you so much, but I just can't. But you know what? I'm gonna go. I'm just gonna stand over here and support you watching Jessel changing my mind. I support you watching Jessel lose her mind. New York needs more pranks.

[A]

They don't need more.

[B]

They're on the right path.

[A]

But, like, it wasn't over long, like the phone prank last year. And it wasn't, you know, was not a thing where that. Where like, all these different people got looped in. Like the earlier prank this season. It was just like a standard prank. I'm not saying I need pranks, but I'm saying as pranks go with this show, considering how many pranks they've fucked up, at least they finally did one that was, like, had the proper arc of a prank.

[B]

I don't know. This happened. And I was like, wow, a prank. They're really learning. So then Aaron goes into Jen and Raquel's room and she lets her. Her tops. Tops. Oh, this was Brynn who did this, right? She, like, kind of lets her underwear show and she's like, hey, lesbian, your third one's here. And so she starts, like, flirting with the ladies and gets on the bed and stuff, and she's like, what's going on? And Jenna's like, well, now everything is coming on. She's like, I'm gonna come to my safe place. Your boobs.

[A]

Sometimes I wish the lady pond were full of acid just. Just to disintegrate. Brin. It's just too annoying. Okay, commercials. Here comes one right now.

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[A]

So Rebecca walks in. So she's nuzzling in. She's nuzzling on. On Jenna. And Rebecca walks in, she's like, hey. And no one says anything. And Bryn's just, like, staring at her. And Br's like, here comes boring Becky ruining the vibe. She's a lady boner killer. She literally just walked in the room to get her bag. She did nothing wrong. What. What vibe did she ruin? A super annoying, infantile vibe. I think I would like that vibe to be ruined.

[B]

No kidding. So Bryn's like, you okay having a roommate, Rebecca? And she's like, well, I mean, I don't want to share, but I'm being a bigger person and I'm sharing. And Jenna's like, well, what is the sharing thing? She goes, well, it's just that I have four kids, and I shared with Jessel last time, and I was just looking for a break. She goes, well, I mean, we all have. Everything is the same thing. Like, it doesn't matter if you have kids. And she goes, it's a little different, and you'll know when you have them. It's like, I have people sleeping in my bed all night. You serious right now? Like, I'll know when I have them. Yeah, you know what? Look, I'm sorry that you're super sad about not having kids yet and your life hasn't worked out the way you wanted to yet. But yeah, even I, who gets. Like you said at the top of this recap, even I will acknowledge, yes, it's fucking different having four kids jumping all over you than a life of just getting to choose hanging balls for your apartment and playing with an adorable puppy lady. Sorry. It's different. I don't pretend my life is as hard as somebody who has kids.

[A]

Yeah, exactly. That's one thing. I will. I will. In fact, that's always my joke. My joke is like. Like when people are like, ben, do you and Dom want to have kids ever? I'm like, no, because I like going to brunch. Like, the idea is that, like, when you have kids, it's a lot of work, it's a lot of time, it's a lot of effort. You can't do things spontaneously. It's hard, okay? All my friends who have kids are exhausted. They're at their wits end.

[B]

They're so tired.

[A]

They are.

[B]

They're suckers. And I always say it. I'm like, what are you doing this for? For them. They're not going to thank you. I mean, and by. Listen, who do. Who do you blame for the worst things in your life happening? Like, my mom. I'm like, well, exactly. Who do you think they're going to blame? You, you fucking idiot. Why are you putting yourself in this situation? You're an idiot. I'm going to go to Home Goods all night and complain about Christmas music alone, as it should be.

[A]

Also, like, if you want to be like, yeah, well, you have kids. But I'm like, working a lot. You don't know how hard it's work. Well, guess what? Rebecca has kids and she's working a lot. She has a huge business. She's. Rebecca has a big enough business that when she joined this cast, people wrote articles about it because they were shocked. Okay, like, no one wrote articles about Brandon say that.

[B]

Not having kids doesn't make you less valid. Of course, two. Us two would not be saying that for sure. And we're not saying that. And I don't like when people use the argument like, oh, people just don't get it with that kids. Like, you don't understand what it's really like to truly love somebody because you don't have kids. That bothers me when people say like that, you know, or when, you know, politicians say like, well, people who don't have kids should. They don't have any skin in the game, so they shouldn't get a say. Fuck you. You know, I still have skin in the game. I pay taxes, you bitch. But. And I also get that Bryn is coming from a place of. She talked about her sexual assault last week. And so I get that she's coming from a place of. Those years were kind of stolen from her. And so she is triggered by somebody saying she doesn't get it because she has kids. I get it, but I don't even see that it's like that. And I'm not going to give her that on this particular thing because she's taking something that. Clearly, she didn't say it like that. She wasn't saying, like, I'm more valid because I have kids. She's saying, I literally have kids jumping up on me. And Bryn is the one who assigned her to sleep with somebody else. She didn't even give her a chance to volunteer. Brynn's the one who assigned it. And now Brynn's gonna turn around and act like a victim and wear the victim cloak. And I think that's just unfair. It's not cool. Brynn's such an asshole. And she's really cemented it because this whole season, people have been kind of over Brynn. But I think this was the nail in that coffin for public, like, of Brynn. I mean, what?

[A]

Well, and, you know, also, Becky shared last trip, and Bryn. I don't think Brynn. Did she. Did she share? I don't know. When everyone talked about how they all shared, I don't know if Brynn did or not. Maybe not the strongest point here, but one point that. That is, I think, fairly decent. That piggybacks off of what you said is that when Jenna asked Rebecca why she's annoyed about having to share again, like you said she was. She was just told that she has to share by Brin. And then she says, you know, I've got four kids and I shared last time. So it's like two things, like. Like two cases why she shouldn't have to share. And then instead of Brynn saying, like, you know what? Next time. Next time we'll make sure that you get the solar room or whatever. Instead, she says, whatever. I mean, what? Like. Like, you know, we all have. Everything's the same thing. It doesn't matter if you have kids or not. We're all busy. She kind of discounts it. And it's been a season of Brin being a dick to Rebecca and So honestly, Rebecca even admits it when she says it later on that she did kind of mean it to twist the knife a little bit. Honestly, it's like you're, you're going to get upset, Bryn, when you literally sat there at the last trip saying, hey, Rebecca, when I give it to you, you should give it back to me a little bit. That's what you should do. Get in the mix a little bit. So Rebecca finally does it and everyone's.

[B]

Like, yeah, but that's also why Bryn's doing that, because she's been waiting for a fight with Rebecca. She's been trying to make it happen over and over and she finally got something. It's like she finally got something that she can just chew on now. And she's going to use this. She'll be doing this at the reunion when you said I was invalid because I don't have kids. It's idiots, you know, it's idiot. It's fighting with an idiot. You know what I mean? And that's what she's bringing to this. So anyway, so she does that now. She's got her storyline for the rest of the season and she chomps down pretty hard on that.

[A]

She's very busy, guys. She says, I'm very, very busy. Very, very, very busy. Launching some sort of nebulous app somewhere.

[B]

Totally coming up with the ground from the ground floor on this app that nobody believes you. So Rebecca's like, well, I'm not discounting that you're busy. I'm just saying you don't have bodies piling on. She's literally bodies piling up on her and not getting time alone, Brynn. So then Jessel comes in, she's like, but has anyone seen my bag?

[A]

This is why it's a great prank to me, because it's like in the middle of everything happening, Jess was like, guys, my back has gone missing. It's absolutely. I don't. It's cream colored. It's yay high. Has anyone seen the back? It doesn't just cut go missing like this.

[B]

Well, I know what it's like to be busy. She goes, I didn't say busy. I said body. Well, you know, you're like, you'll know when you have kids. I mean, I don't need to know kids. I don't need to have kids to know I'm very busy. Oh, my God. Don't fight with stupid people. That's all I can say. Back away from the stupid person. Just let her fight with herself.

[A]

I'm sorry, are you Talking about babies or my bag? Because you don't have babies and I don't have my bag. So can we maybe work together? We can find each other the things that they need right now. Presently, my bag is the one that's most important. Thank you.

[B]

So Brynn's like, literally all I see is red. Like, the worst thing that someone could possibly say to me is, you don't understand because you don't have kids. Like, we don't need you, Becca, coming into the Puerto Rican villa with your giant fallopian tubes, swinging them around in our face, reminding us that you have so many children now. She's bitchy.

[A]

Becky friend is trying. She is trying so hard.

[B]

She's trying so hard.

[A]

She's trying, and she's so bad.

[B]

She's so bad at it. Oh, my God. Vibe.

[A]

But seriously, guys, the cream suitcase. Has anyone seen my cream suitcase? And no one's paying attention to her.

[B]

My br goes, oh, wait, wait, wait. Do you have the WI FI password? And she's like, I don't. I need to find my suitcase.

[A]

Wait, no, I do have the WI FI password. Okay, are you ready? Okay, first letter is H capital, and then the next are, have you seen my suitcase? Please, someone help me find my suitcase.

[B]

So she's like, I have something a little more urgent to deal with. Brynn, I know you want to check how many likes your post got on Instagram, but I don't care. My bag is missing.

[A]

Please. It's a Remoa. Has anyone seen my Remoa? Oh, well, finally someone asked where I am. My God, I've been waiting for two years for coming back to this show. Okay, no.

[B]

Oh, please. Like, I haven't been calling you an old bag for a decade.

[A]

Well, I'm not luggage, but I am an icon, so I'm here at your service. You're welcome.

[B]

I love jizz. Thank you, Sonia, for making that line believable on this episode.

[A]

All right, whoever took Jess's bag, I wanted to get right. Okay, everyone line up, because one of you took Jess's bag. I was just on the traitors, so I know how to suss out a traitor. And you are traitors. And you all should be burned at the stake.

[B]

You're a whore. It's a reckoning.

[A]

I think I know where the bag is.

[B]

It's running in a marathon, guys. I'm not going to run around looking for my suitcase. It's got my passport. It's got everything. Come on, guys. And so Raquel's like, oh, God, she's She's outside now. Does she think that they threw it in the river?

[A]

Because now she's, like, out on the golf course, she's like, that's my bag.

[B]

Now she's, like, hunting for Easter eggs.

[A]

Looking at her plan pants. Also, why do you not have your passport on you? I'm, like, very paranoid about my passport. I would never put it into, like, even my carry on, even though they're like. Actually, no, I did just put into my carry on, but, like, I wouldn't just, like, leave it in a bag that I'm, like, not touching, you know? Like, I'm like, that's. That takes time to get. Like, I want. I want to have, like, that passport nearby. And so just. I'll just to put it in, like, some random, like, checked baggage or something and be like, oh, it's somewhere in there. Whatever, passport.

[B]

So then dark eyes. Why is she outside? And Bryn's like, I want you to keep it secret, Jenna. I got her suitcase and I hit it. And then we see a flashback of her doing it. And Bryn's like, I'm just gonna let her freak out for, like, 45 minutes. Didn't you guys just have one of the worst seasons of Housewives of all time? Last year you were universally hated, and one of the worst storylines was Aaron taking the phone and hiding it from Uber uba. And now you're doing the exact same storyline on another vacation. This is why I say this is the show of never learning anything. Like, why would you even do this?

[A]

But the thing is, Jaisal is a better target than UBA because, you know, like, sometimes there's some people you just know, like, don't pull prank on them.

[B]

Jessel makes it more fun than uba.

[A]

But Jaisal is, like, the perfect prank person.

[B]

Agreed.

[A]

And it is hilarious because also no one's paying attention to her. And she just keeps on coming into rooms. Be like, guys, my cream, same colored bag. It's missing. And they're like, oh, they finally brought out the vegetarian sandwiches. Great, great. Thanks, guys.

[B]

So now Aaron and UBA go outside, and there's like, we need to talk. Let's go outside. Okay, well, I want to dance in the rain. She goes, no, I'm not doing that. Let's just sit down. So, look, I'm nervous. Oh, she's saying that she's nervous to walk into the conversation, but she did just give Uber her room, so maybe she'll be nice to her. Nope, that's not how it works. Sorry.

[A]

No, no, she goes, my love, so rumor has it that you were going around telling Breen and Jenna that I'm coming for you. And Jenna, like, I can kind of understand. And, you know, because of the whole. I don't know, because she's like, somehow is okay with that. But she goes, but I was really enjoying her being. Being. You know, when I said that. Oh, with Jenna, like, you know, Erin's gaslighting you. I was just really enjoying her being confused. I was like, welcome to the club. You know, she gaslights you and I. And Aaron's like, I don't gaslight. No, you do. I'm gonna gaslight you gaslighting. Even though you do gaslight. So I guess that's not gaslighting. Whatever it is. You guess.

[B]

But I don't really, like. It's not like, the definition of gaslighting. It's not what I do. And it's like, we can agree to disagree. I agree. I don't know that Aaron necessarily gaslights. I think she just, just. She just twists everything. It's more. It's more straight up manipulation, which, I mean, gaslighting does have a element of manipulation, but gaslighting is specifically doing something then denying it to make the other person think that they're going crazy.

[A]

Right? It's like. Or you just. Or you. It's more like, yeah. Or when the person. Yeah, it's like you sort of change re. You say, that didn't happen, you know, or like, that's not what's happening. Or you just wrote you're with their. Their reality versus just lying. You know, it's a type of lying. But, like, Aaron just lies. She just is like, oh, my God, uba's in a fight with me. That's just lying, you know?

[B]

And then UBA pulls out the whole. If you look up gaslight in dictionary, I'm like.

[A]

You see banana. It's so strange.

[B]

Gas lighter, banana.

[A]

At least it's good. That's not true. Now, that was. Was that gas light? Is that a pun? So Uber's like. It was basically like, yeah, like, you know, like. But you know what hurts me is like, why did you not come to me? Like, I was very hurt because I'm like, erin, I talk all. I talk all the time. Like, why would she think this way? I get that. And next time I will come to you, like, right away, and I'll be like, do you have an issue? And so, like, I know. And then we just, like, be done with it, and we can finally have some classic Aaron Leachy on.

[B]

So she's just telling us, like, yeah, we're not gonna fight like you. You have your lair. You've got your special room. You could just calm down over there. So he was like, by the way, do you really think you have to come to tell me, like, if we have an issue? She goes, okay, I'm zipping it. Okay. So meanwhile, Jess was like, I'm gonna lose my. Has anyone seen my bag?

[A]

Okay, maybe Pavit came down here. Everyone look for a trail of bond. Maybe that will lead the way to it. So then Jess was like, oh. Oh, you two are talking. What's. What's going on? Are you okay? Because. Yeah, we were. I was just telling Aaron, like, I'm hearing, you know, you're saying one thing, but I'm telling Aaron, like, I'm good with you. I'm good with you. And everyone's like, yeah, ditto. And Jess was like, with me? You have a problem with me? No, no, no. With Erin. Of course. Erin. The main gas lighter. Oh, yeah.

[B]

Wait, did something happen? Aaron's like, oh, God, no. Stupid. Has anyone seen my suitcase? We concentrate. I don't even know what you're babbling about.

[A]

Okay, all right, I want everyone to imagine a rectangle. And now make it three dimensional. Put some. Put some wheels on it. And now paint it in a color that can get dirty very easily at an airport. Okay, that's my suitcase. Go find it.

[B]

So she's like, guys, I have no shoes. All right? Like, how am I going to wear a gown and sneakers? Whoever has my bag, I need. Need it. And Brenda's like, what? She's my suitcase. I'm panicking. I got all my in it. And Brenda goes to my bidet.

[A]

I hate you. So just. She did, actually. I really like the way that Bryn. I can't believe I'm being so complimentary this entire episode about everything, but I like the way that she hid the. Hid the bag as if it was just a pile of towels. That was smart. So Jessel's like, that's disgusting. Now I have to sanitize my suitcase as an extra step to unpacking. It's like being in that three star hotel all over again.

[B]

So now it's time to catch some. Some food in the kitchen. So people are chilling in there. And Brynn comes in, she's like, how's everyone feeling? And Jenna's like, well, I'm sure Rebecca didn't mean to offend Brynn, but because it's really awkward. She's like, how's everyone Feeling like giving daggers to Rebecca. And Rebecca's just not speaking to her. She's like, whatever. So it was really quiet and awkward for a long time. So Jenna's like, I mean, I'm sure Rebecca didn't mean to offend Bryn, but I probably wouldn't have gone down that avenue knowing what Bryn's going through, you know, because she really wants to be a mom. Well, but she can't just be addict to everybody all the time. Yeah, that's not how that works. Sorry.

[A]

And you're on the Real Housewives, and if you're addict to everyone, someone's gonna hit you where it hurts. And it just is just what happens. So then Jenna's like, I mean, every little thing is a reminder that someone else has something that you should have. And it's hard. Are we. Are we talking about children or career years? Okay, so Raquel is like, okay, so who are we missing? What's going on? What's going on with Jessel? So Jessel is. She's unpacking. And Raquel's like, okay, can everyone. Can we just agree that we're going to be happy from this point on, okay? No more drama. I'm like, no. Yes drama. I want yes to drama. Stop trying to ruin the drama, Raquel.

[B]

I love that. The second Jai gets her suitcase back, she's like, oh, God, I'm just so bored of unpacking.

[A]

So funny.

[B]

So then Jaisal comes out and she's like, done up. Well, they're saying she's done up. And they're like, oh, my God. She came out with a look, but she's just in a bathing suit with confused about how this is a look. But they're like, I'm high fashion pageant. So they're gonna go to the pool after this. Whatever. So then they're like joking about pushing each other in the pool and stuff. And they're like, I'm gonna push you. And Bryn's like, don't push me. I can't get my hair wet. And so Raquel tells uba. She's like, so now that Erin went to change into her bathing suit, did you guys talk through your stuff? And she's like, yes. And Bryn's like, wait, what? Where? Why? Who? What? Where? Why? Who? And she's like, well, she's asking about Erin. And she said, are you good? And I said, yeah, we all. We spoke. She goes, oh, so you hate Erin. That's all I'm hearing. You hate Erin. Erin's a bitch. She goes, no, haha. You know, I told you that she gaslight, but I did say this before. It's not new information. So then she's like, no, I don't. And I said, how are we going to. How about we agree to today disagree? And that's my new favorite saying. So you think she's a gaslighter and she thinks she's not. Yeah, but it's okay. It's fine. You know, she's not going to gaslight me again because I know how to trade now. She gaslight me, I give her sardine. She gaslight me. I take a paper bag. She gaslight me. I ask her to ship a car to China.

[A]

If I knew it was that easy to get a sardine, I would gaslight Uber all the time. I love sardines.

[B]

It's the Uber trade car. Sardines and paper bags.

[A]

So Bryn's like, oh, I think there's like a lot of. Well, because UBA says I'm the voice of reason. Britney goes, tells us, oh, I think there's a lot of voices in UA's head, and I don't think any of them are reasonable. So then BR is like, I'm getting a drink. So.

[B]

So let's just. Before we move on, it's very clear what Uber said here, right? She's like, yes, I did have a talk with Aaron. I told her I think she's a gaslighter. She doesn't think she is. So we're just going to move on and still be friends. Friends, exactly. That was. That was what she just said, right?

[A]

And. And she's saying this while being interrupted by Brynn, who's trying to be like, so you hate her, right? So she's a. You're saying she's a. You're saying. Okay, she didn't listen anything you say, right? So now Brynn gets up to get a drink, and she goes right to Aaron, who Erin has just gotten up to, like, change.

[B]

Yeah, she's so bad at this. It's like, literally runs to the room. She goes, real talk. They're really.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like. It's just like, typical Uber. She's like, like, after I just gave her the room, she still has to say, yeah. And she's like, well, you know, she's like a gaslighter. And she probably actually was like, lying about everything that Abe ever said, and she probably sold her own bitcoin, all that shit.

[B]

I'm like, so disappointed. Like, she's still calling me names in front of everyone. So then back at the table was like, she's a sensitive thug, you know? And if you call me a. So if you call me with a story, I'll tell you exactly how I feel. And that's it. So Erin comes out and she's like, I just heard. Everyone was talking about. I'm like, you've got Brynn and Aaron both spinning and lying to make themselves important in the story.

[A]

Yeah, she just.

[B]

I heard everyone was talking about me. Like, I walked. No, she didn't say everyone was talking about you. She didn't say that. You don't have to take in another lie and lie about that lie.

[A]

Yeah, the two of them are ridiculous. So then meanwhile, Bryn's getting a drink, but she knows that shit's gonna go down because she just started it up. So she's like, telling Eli the bartender, come on, hurry up. Come on. He's like, we need one more lemon. She's like, no, you gotta hurry up. You gotta hurry up. Doesn't be a fight. Doesn't be a fight. Come on.

[B]

So Aaron's like, I just heard. Everybody was talking about me. That's what I heard. She's like, oh, I was just getting a drink. Sorry.

[A]

I'm just saying. That's what you just told me, that everyone's saying and, like, talking. She like, no, I didn't say they were talking. I didn't say talking. And then it goes a flashback to five minutes ago saying, real talk. Everybody's talking.

[B]

Oh, so she did say. Everybody's talking.

[A]

She did say it, yeah.

[B]

Yeah, so. So I thought she just said uba. Okay, sorry, then. Sorry, I take it back. I resend it. I res. Not resend, but resend it. Okay.

[A]

Wow. Ronnie's like, talking so much about Aaron right now. Yeah.

[B]

So she's like, what did I do? Like, she just doesn't like me. Like, after everything I just did, like, why are you saying this? Why are you being so negative? Bryn's like, you had a captive audience with us talking about Eren. She's like, I didn't talk about Eren. Don't put words in my mouth. I did not talk about her.

[A]

You just talked about erin for, like, 20 minutes. You literally just told us how she was a gaslighter. But she is, and I've told her that from day one. Yeah, but, like, campaigning about how someone's a gaslighter, is that like, not talking about this? Oh, God.

[B]

She's like, I was not campaigning. Please, please, put. Put the words on other people. Not for me. She goes, you're like, She's a gasider. No. Is that what you said or not? Campaigner. Okay, is Uber running for governor, yes or no?

[A]

So I goes, april is like the leaky pigeon. And like, Aaron, she's like, hey, hey. From Moana. You know, the chicken that never learns its lesson. I just want to say editorial note. I have no idea what she's talking about. Nazi Moana.

[B]

Oh, well, you. You don't get it because you don't have kids. Kids.

[A]

Moana 2 is supposed to be like a huge movie right now. So I'm really just out. I'm. I'm out of pop culture. I apologize. Yeah, so Bryn is like. She's like, I'm sorry. Size. Like, yeah, Bryn's not gonna be like, feed you. And like, do not take the big people. That chicken is so dumb. What a dumbass chicken. What a stupid. You know, Moana's a stupid, too.

[B]

I don't like Moana. And you know what? Aladdin.

[A]

He's a man whore. He's a boy, that Aladdin. Who else? Who we.

[B]

Else?

[A]

Who else we got in the Disney cat cannon?

[B]

And Rebecca's like, she's sort of defending you, and she's sort of stirring the pot. She's putting words in Uba's mouth. And Britain's like, no, I'm not. How am I putting words in your mouth? Well, you're saying she was campaigning. That's putting words in her mouth. No campaigning. I said what I've always said, and I'm going to keep saying it when it has to do with me. I was not campaigning. I cannot change how I feel. I actually don't even think I'm the only one. She goes, oh, really? Well, who else thinks I'm a gaslighter then? And everyone's like, oh, God. And Cyrus. Me.

[A]

You're like, that fucking chicken. So Erin's like, how did I gaslight you? She's like, yeah, well, I think you guys let everyone. She's like, how you just, you know, you do bizarre things. Like, you do weird things. It's bizarre. You know, I've seen you do it to her. The heart. The ha.

[B]

Eli.

[A]

The bartender, to the cameraman, the palm tree, everyone.

[B]

Yeah, I seen you do it. Picnics. I seen you do it. The heart. I've even seen you treat other stupid chickens stupidly. You know, not even stupid chickens escape from stupid chickens around here. I mean, who. The green lights. Moana.

[A]

Stupid movie.

[B]

How did I gas. Gaslight her at the picnic? The whole prank situation. Like, she didn't know about the prank situation. She goes, oh, my God. What do you mean she didn't know it's her fucking prank? And so I was like, no. About Bryn knowing she didn't know that Bryn knew. I was like, oh, my God, now we're gonna go to the prank again. Someone stop these people, please. Like, there needs to be a referee to just be like, no, that's over now.

[A]

Are you. Are you dumb? Do you not know how jokes work? They're calling me a gaslighter for a prank that doesn't even fit the definition of gaslighting because, like, I didn't manipulate anything. Which in turn is gaslighting, because they're changing the actual events and misinterpreting them and feeding it to us as truth. So, like, move on. It's like, not that serious. Am I going insane here? I love Aaron. Always wants other people to move on. On from her. But when there's like, that she gets dragged into. She's like, wait a second. We need to talk about us.

[B]

Yeah. And she's also doing that thing where she's just stuck on one word, which is gaslighting. But what everybody's saying about Aaron is correct. She does take things. She twists them. She tries to start fights with everybody. That's what she does. But she's choosing to focus on one little word so she can somehow win the argument. But no one's letting her have it, which I kind of. Well, some people are, but Sai and Brynn aren't. And I at least like that. No, not Brynn. Sai and UBA aren't. So Aaron's like, there's a difference between knowing about a prank and being in on a prank. Yeah, but then you took that and tried to make Brynn look insane. I can't.

[A]

I'm not going. You manipulated it.

[B]

I'm stopping myself.

[A]

So Uba's like, why did you.

[B]

You know what I'm doing? I'm drawing a boundary. Boundary. Drawing a boundary with this show.

[A]

Draw boundary. Do it. So UBA's like, basically Uber's like, why did you whisper and tell me it was a prank? And Aaron's like, well, because I knew that she wasn't pregnant by other ma'am. And who would even believe that? How dumb are you guys? Well, you said it as a prank, so they were gonna, like, if you. If. If you don't think anyone's gonna believe it, then why are you even bothering as a prank? So then Aaron's like, I mean, you think she's sleeping with other men and getting Pregnant? Am I in Loonyville? You know what?

[B]

I.

[A]

You know what? You guys love to do this to me. I thought we were done outside, and now this is all being ignited again. Like, I don't get it. It's weird. I'm not gonna continue and be, like, the lamb here. And they'll like, look at her, the sacrificial lamb, you idiots.

[B]

Then she goes, so now Uber stands up, who this has all been about. And she's like, you know what? You guys, too. I'm going with Erin because she's my best friend, because she gave me a room by. By. None of you gave me a room by stupids.

[A]

Well, I think that deserves a standing ovation. I'm like, oh, that's right. Jenna's here.

[B]

That's so funny. Everyone else just knows. She's so full of. They're like, wow, that was great. She's. I don't even know, like, what's happening. I like to spend my vacations horizontal, so being served. I don't know. So outside, Aaron and UBA do their typical. You're being mean to me. I'm sorry. Okay? I'm sorry. I don't mean to be mean. Let's make up. Okay? Let's make up. Do you promise we're made up? I promise. Let's promise that we're made up now. Yeah, we're made up.

[A]

You stupid.

[B]

I hate you.

[A]

And then they're, like, happy, and UBA's like, giving Aaron a foot massage, and they love each other, you know? So then everyone else comes outside and, you know. You know, UBA's. UBA's like, no, let's just let it go. And everyone's like, is it so easy for you just to let things go? Like, just give me five. Give me a minute. I'm pissed off. She's like, okay, don't vent. Okay? There's no ventilator, so do you see how hot it is? So don't vent.

[B]

So now people start swimming and stuff, and then UBA gets in the pool with Sai, and she's like, come in. Get in the water. It's so nice to have braids. And Prince. Like, oh, my God, did you guys make up? That didn't last long. We have to come up with something else. Yeah.

[A]

And sprint's like, oh, sorry I called you a gas lighter. Also, like, let it go. Okay. Like, ready? Okay. So I want to apologize to you, and I'm still to, like, call you a gaslighter. Oh. And I think you should just, like, let this all go. It's like the Donald Trump of apologies.

[B]

So UBA is like, you're not going to wet your hair? She goes, no, but these titties so high. Boys on the golf course, have a good game.

[A]

And J's like, you're waving to like some 54 year old, disgusting old person. Like, can you imagine being that old? Anyone who's older than 54 is just the grossest thing on earth with.

[B]

Just for the record, I'm 56. That's all.

[A]

But, you know, like, you're young, old, okay? You're drunk, spirited. They're like, gross, old, gross. E disgusting.

[B]

I mean, you're still decaying like them, but you do have new teeth.

[A]

Oh, my God. Like, guys, look, we're all in the pool together. Oh, my God, your duties are popping off Uber. I feel like you got like the perfect boom job. They haven't dropped yet. Booms.

[B]

So it was like, look at my ass. And you know, they do this whole thing about boobs and butts and stuff. And Rebecca's like, I just want her boobs. Like, how do we get those boobs? And Jess was like, the boobs are really good. Absolutely don't have kids. And it was like, oh, yeah, I walk around like a 21 year old.

[A]

So then Aaron is.

[B]

I really cannot handle models who are like that. Like, aren't I hot? Yes, we get. Get it. You're a six foot tall, gorgeous model, okay? I don't think you need to be telling us that you're hot. We can clearly see it, you know, have some humility. But the rest of us, you know, some of us, the rest of us are like, are you going for the penguin? It's Halloween, okay? You get to walk around like that. Be humble for sake.

[A]

So Aaron is like. She's like, by the way, Becky, what did. What did Brin say to you in your room. Room? And Rebecca's like, oh, she. I just. I said something where that pissed her off. And Jenna's like, yeah, her comment was, when you have children, you'll understand. Yeah, they like, kind of like set her off a little bit. Everyone's like, wow, everyone here is nuts. It's not like you said something bad. You were just trying to make her understand.

[B]

So then Brynn is talking to Raquel in the other part of the pool. And Brynn's like, okay, like, let me tell you, like, if. Tell me if I'm overreacting because, like, if I was Jenna in your room and you and we were talking about the sharing of rooms or whatnot. And Rebecca was like, I have kids. I was like, well, having kids doesn't have anything to do with it. Like, we're all busy. And then she was like, you'll understand when you have kids. Like, don't even. Like, you don't get that part of life because you don't have children yet. And, like, I'm really insecure about children. I get it. I'm 38. I need to have children, and I want them. But, like, you don't have to fucking remind me. Which is not what was happening. And you know that's not what was happening. And now you're victim. Cloaking. I can't with this. She's, like, the worst. She just victimizes other people. And then when that doesn't work, she victimizes herself for some story. Don't you have anything out? Don't you have anything good up your sleeve? Not one good thing.

[A]

I know you were about to say, don't you have something better to do? But obviously she's very busy, so. UBA. But then UBA, by the way, UBA's like, well, honey, I have two years right in front of you. UBA's kind of like, yeah, I know. You're 30, 48. I'm 40, and I want a kid.

[B]

So this is Bravo, honey. We're having them till 50. Like, who's the oldest to have them on Bravo. 50, right. Wasn't Kenya the oldest?

[A]

Maybe? And so I don't. I just don't remember.

[B]

Got time. You've got time. You've got a decade. You've got a decade or more, my dear.

[A]

Yeah, listen, if you've. If you've. I'm like, how can I make. And if you've got time to clean.

[B]

If you got time to lean, you've got time to win.

[A]

Thank you. Thank you. So then we go back to the other hot tub, and you got time.

[B]

For mirth, you got time to birth.

[A]

If you've got time for idiocy, you've got time for pregnancy.

[B]

Yeah, there you go.

[A]

So Jessel is, like, in the other. In the hot tub. She's like, well, I think it's an emotional thing for her right now because she's, like, going through a whole thing, you know, kind of like when I lost my cream luggage and no one cared to help me. That's what she's going through with having a baby. And so Rebecca's like, yeah, well, that's why I said it. And I was like, oh, oh, oh, wow.

[B]

Maybe she's got it in her, after all. And so Rebecca goes, oh, you're so quiet, right? Everybody says to me, you're so quiet. And Jenna goes, okay, wow, here she comes. And Rebecca's like, I was giving her a little jab. I didn't know it was going to drop blood. I mean, geez. But I will say, how does it feel, Bren, to get a dose of your own medicine?

[A]

I loved it. I loved it. Just the way she just. Just like, squinting, Rage squinting. Oh, it was great. I love it. So then back at the pool, Bryn's like, I mean, like, don't be like, you don't have children yet.

[B]

You don't understand something. I know everything about life.

[A]

I think you know nothing about life. So Jessel is, do any of us really know about life? Do we? So Jaisal is basically saying, like, yeah, Bryn's pushing buttons. And you know what? You're way too nice to her. And she's like, I'm just, like, fighting my time.

[B]

So then Bryn's like, I've lived nine fucking lives and I still land on my feet every time. So don't. Like, you'll understand one day when you have children. I understand everything. Oh, poor.

[A]

Okay, relax, relax.

[B]

She's losing it to a level that's kind of hilarious because Rebecca's just not going to match it. And Bryn's, like, really working herself up with this huge fight. And Rebecca is just going to be like, good luck to you.

[A]

Also, also, I'm sorry. I love to. When someone like Bryn is, like, so sweaty about it, like, trying so hard to start a fight all season long, and all Rebecca has to do is say one small, like, sharp thing and it just causes her just to completely spiral out of control.

[B]

That's how it is. The people who are like that, you say one thing and they start fucking crying every time. It's a bully, you know, you punch them back one time. It's like, they hit me. So. And I speak as a bully because.

[A]

I do the exact same thing.

[B]

And you know that that's true. So Jenna's like, well, you will bite back at some point. She goes, well, I think she's trying to see how long it'll take me. And she goes, well, what will it take to go off on her? So I'll tell her. So we can just get to that part in the season, because this has been really long, right? God, how long is this?

[A]

She's like, I don't think it's a while, but it's a win. And it'll probably happen at A Mediterranean restaurant later tonight. Okay. So now they're getting ready for dinner and everything and, you know, usual stuff. Getting ready, getting ready.

[B]

Getting ready for dinner.

[A]

Getting ready, getting ready, getting ready.

[B]

So then Jenna is sleeping in her bed, like, kind of sitting up with her arms. She looks like a dead sitting person, basically. And so I was like, oh, my God, who sleeps sitting up? You look like a vampire. It's like she looks like Johnny Cash in his own wake. She's just, like, sitting there.

[A]

She looks like she just had multiple procedures on her face and could not move.

[B]

Raquel has the correct answer when she's like, you're. We're old. And when you sleep on your face, you get wrinkles. And that's true. As you. As you get older, your skin changes and you cannot. You should not be sleeping on your side like that. I do it and I get wrinkles from it every time. Oh, sucks. It's so hard to sleep on your back.

[A]

I think I'll just have to have wrinkles because I love sleeping on my side. I'm a side sleeper. Side sleeper.

[B]

But it's that the wrinkles don't make sense because it crushes your face like this. So you start getting the vertical wrinkles like this.

[A]

It's like you get the things that you want to have at the bottom of your abs, but they wind up on your forehead instead.

[B]

Just in case anyone's wondering what I look like with that Botox. Just like this, like.

[A]

So they're at the restaurant, they order some food. Sai orders cheese. Rebecca's like, we need to order. My blood sugar is low. I don't want to puke all over this table. God. Spew chunks on everything, right? It's disgusting. And Bryn's like a. Her blood sugar is dropping. Does baby Becky need a bottle? I would have one of those, Becky, but I don't have kids, so. Sorry. You don't get to call her baby Becky when you've spent two seasons talking in full toddler voice. Voice.

[B]

Sorry, you lose for real sexy baby. So Jessel is they're talking about Jenna sale, and they're asking if it was emotional to get rid of all those clothes. And so I was like, that's what? That was cheap. You should have put the prices up. And Aaron's like, yeah. And she goes, it was too cheap. So Aaron's like, wait, it was cheap? And so it's like, I mean, Met Gala looks worn by Jenna Lyons. That should have been more like, how much money did you raise for your teeth? She was like, oh, for my teeth. And she goes, yeah, when you put it on social, like, that was the funniest thing. She goes, oh, yeah. Well, I don't think that people realize how much my teeth cost. Like, it was, like, a lot. It's a lot. Seven years, okay?

[A]

She's like, I'm still paying it off. And br. Like, but you just buy, like, a Bentley. She's like, oh, no, I didn't buy that car. They just lent it to me. They didn't ask me to do an ad or anything. They just wanted it to be on tv. They were lovely. I was like, jenna, well, first of all, good for you for just getting a free car for a weekend. But also, like, that was like the linchpin of my argument for so many things all season long. I'm like, well, as far as I can tell, Jenna Lyons just bought a nice new Bentley, so you guys better shut up. So now I'm left with nothing.

[B]

Now, that was still pretty badass that they all called her poor and she showed up in a Bentley. And then it shows a Bentley and it says, quarter of a million dollars scratched out free or loaner or something. So then justice. Like, oh, my God, I thought that was her Bentley. But the engagement ring.

[A]

What if it's cz Czechoslovakian? No, I get it. Cubic zirconium. So, Erin, then they all are, like, laughing like, maybe she really is poor. Ha ha ha ha. So now the food's arriving. Raquel is talking about how her mom is coming to breakfast tomorrow, and she hasn't seen her mom in six years, which is like, great. Haven't seen your mom in six years, and we're going to reunite on TV with a bunch of women that used to of know, sort of don't know, but kind of are supposed to fight with.

[B]

Talk about a double whammy. Having your mom over to not only be like, what do you go ahead and be homophobic on national TV for everybody? Mom, go ahead. But to do it on a housewives show. Oh, my gosh. Crazy.

[A]

So she's feeling anxious about it all and everything, understandably. And she's so Raquel also says that her mom is going to be bringing her boyfriend. And Bryn's like, oh, bring her boyfriend? She's like, oh, he's a little too old for you, Bryn.

[B]

She's like, I mean, if they're not on a ventilator, I'll take them. And so I was like, oh, God, I can't wait to go to my little room. And I was like, it's kind of cozy, you know, like, somehow I ended up sharing a room. And Brent's like, you know, my thing. It's just I don't like sharing. And Aaron's like, yeah, neither do we. Neither do I. And so I goes, yeah, nobody likes sharing stuff. Stupid.

[A]

Yeah, but like, apparently, I mean, who do you think you are, the chicken from Moana? What a stupid bird. So BR's just been wanting to really vent about that chicken for a long time. It's been six years. Six years I've had this chicken thing on my mind. You were sick about pigeons all season long. How about the chickens? How about the chickens?

[B]

Stupid chicken. But apparently I don't understand it because I don't have kids yet, so I don't understand. Understand. Yeah, well, you're also talking about how fun it is to be selfish, which is another thing you can't do when you have kids. Well, I mean, I guess you can at some point, but, like, some of that has to kind of wear off. You know what I mean? And she's just kind of making Rebecca's. But my point is, she's kind of making Rebecca's point even more. Like, yeah, I just don't like to share, but I guess I don't get it because I don't have kids. You are a child. You are a child. So then Aaron's like, well, look, I'll tell you what she meant. She goes, oh, tell me then. What she meant is that when you have kids and they come into your bed all night and they bother you, it's not a full sleep. You think I get a full sleep? I have a puppy and I have Russian billionaires calling me like, I have people all throughout the night.

[A]

You might have. You might have. You might have earned a point with a puppy thing. But the Russian billionaire is just calling you all night. Aren't you the one who got really mad about being accused of being a call girl?

[B]

Why would people calling her all men are calling her throughout the night. She can't even sleep. All these billionaires but don't call her a call girl. Guys, don't suggest that she's being taken care of by old rich men, even though she's bragging about being up with the old rich man being bothered all night.

[A]

Rebecca does the thing that's literally exhausting. Rebecca does the thing that's the real top tier thing that you're supposed to do when someone's trying to have a fight with you is that you pretend like you don't hear what they have to Say so. It ruins their momentum. She's like, wait, did you say Russian breeders or Russian dealers? She's like, russian billionaires. You ruined the punchline. Everyone's like, oh, Poppy's in Russian billionaires. Sure. This is where you lose a brain.

[B]

Well, she said billionaires, plural. Like, how many are there? And can you share the love? And because she's full of. We need to give us some prune.

[A]

Brian, you live in a one bedroom apartment, baby. There's no Russian billionaire calling you.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Which would actually be proof that Bryn is not a call girl. Because if she was dealing with Russian millionaires who were paying her, I do think she would have a better place. So Brynn is like, no, I have, like, developers calling me, excuse me, turning an app. And she's like, I'm shit going on all day long and I don't need to physically have children in order to understand that it's difficult.

[B]

So Rebecca goes, well, I guess we can just agree to disagree. Agree then. And she's like, well, I'm sorry, I got lost.

[A]

Bryn goes, or we can agree that it was what you said. Well, I think you've been saying some really shitty stuff to me since we met, so I don't think you should talk. She's like, oh, yeah. So then instead of addressing those, you can just basically tell me that because I'm not a mom, I don't understand anything.

[B]

Yeah, because people don't have to follow your rules. They can be A to you in their own way. They don't have to be A just because you're doing it on command. It's not caring. Karaoke. You don't get to just demand a.

[A]

Fight and pitch karaoke. So Rebecca's like, coming up next, fight.

[B]

With me about my Nordstrom Racka Joe. Go. It's like, no, you don't put someone else's name on the list for karaoke. Sing your own song.

[A]

So Rebecca is like. She's like, no. I literally said, when you have kids, you'll understand the constant, you know, back and forth, forth, back and forth. BR's like, understand that this. And then she, like, pushes Raquel. She's like, you're right, I can't understand that. Please enlighten me. Don't tell me that because I don't have kids, I don't understand something. I understand everything.

[B]

Great. Then I don't have to explain it to you. You don't need to explain to me. I'm the teacher. You're the student. You can't teach me Grasshopper.

[A]

You know what? You seem to thrive off of being a bully, and it needs to end.

[B]

D. Well, you know, she doesn't say much, but she can call them pretty well, because that is exactly what Bryn is. And she's so embarrassing right now with her Russian billionaires. I was cringing. I was like, oh, my God.

[A]

Yeah, well, I'm sorry it wasn't a good episode for you. I really enjoyed it because I just got, like, whipped into a rage over by Brynn multiple times and, well, I've just made her last.

[B]

That did happen, you know. That did happen. Yeah. Well, that's good. I'm glad you enjoyed it, babe. Everybody, thanks for being. It was fun to talk about it. Listen, it's always fun to talk about it, you know. Everybody, thanks so much for being here. We will be back next week. Go get live show Tickets over at watch4whatchcrapins.com Tickets for the Crappie Awards coming up in February. February 1st in New York city on Broadway. And catch this video and all of our videos and bonuses on Patreon. And we'll talk to you later.

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