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Ben Mandelker
What happens. Watch what crap is. Watch what crap is. Who cares what happens when there's so much crap.
Ronnie Karam
Watch what crap.
Ben Mandelker
Hello and welcome to Watch what Happens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and Joining me today, Mr. Ronnie Caram. Hey Ronnie, how's it going?
Ronnie Karam
Hi there. How are you doing?
Ben Mandelker
Okay, here we are with the return of Roni Ronie in Puerto Rico. Before we dive into our recap, of course, go to watchforcrappens.com and get tickets to our Mounting Hysteria tour which is going to launch in about two weeks in San Francisco and San Diego. And then the week after that is the Golden Crappies at Town Hall. That's going to be such an amazing show. We already have some people booked and it we are booked and blessed. It's going to be a great show. So you can vote for round one of the nominations by going to watch crappins.com. there's a ballot there. It's really fun. Send it to all your friends who love Bravo too and hopefully we'll see you at the show. And then after that we're going to Salt Lake City in Denver. So we've got a really packed few weeks coming up and of course we have many, many other cities to go to and also stay tuned for a few more, few more cities we may add to the tour. So we will have updates on that as soon as we have them. Also on Patreon this week the Traders is back. So we have a two part cast breakdown. We already released part one of that bonus episode. Part two will be later this week and then of course Thursday night is the Traders premiere. So we're going to recap that on our Patreon and it's gonna be great. So excited for that season. So go check that out. Patreon.com watchmorecrappins and now there you go. We can nail it over to thank you. Thank you for that validation. Now we can pivot over to Real Housewives of New York.
Ronnie Karam
Yes, let's do it. So Real Housewives of New York isn't that fun?
Ben Mandelker
Isn't that fun to pivot into it? So we're back here. It's puerto Rico Day 2. This is our third episode in Puerto Rico. And sigh. And Aaron and Bryn, they're just hanging out on pool chairs, and they're just talking. Aaron's talking about babysitting. She's like, by the way, you can babysit my kids anytime. And sighs like, yeah, she could. She should take Jessel's kids. And Aaron's like, yeah, good luck with that. Jazzle's kids. Am I right?
Ronnie Karam
So now begins one of many scenes today of Brent just coming in and being an evil asshole just for no reason. Like, really just trying. I get that. You know, on some other shows, I feel like I would say, well, at least she's trying to make something happen. But it's so forced and just so nasty. She's such an. I mean, she's really becoming worse with every episode.
Ben Mandelker
Wow.
Ronnie Karam
I can't. I can't stress. So now they just start talking about Jesel and Pavit's relationship and how it seems so fake and how they're basically friends and they're not even in love with each other. And it's so gross because, you know, she brings up this conversation.
Sai De Silva
She's like, you remember him last year when we were in Anguilla and we were talking to Jessel, and we went around and we were like, who's the love of your life? And you said, david and you said, abe, and she just goes straight up at this guy. Do you remember?
Ronnie Karam
It's like, wow, so now you're just gonna try and wreck somebody's marriage who's been nothing but nice to you. What is wrong with you, dude? Yeah, why are you like this?
Ben Mandelker
Brynn is trying so hard, and she just. She just loves being nasty. And then when it comes back to get her, she just gets so offended by it. So.
Sai De Silva
So how could you say that about a woman?
Ronnie Karam
You're a nasty, nasty, nasty person. You're a nasty human being. You're an. I can't believe anybody speaks to you on this show.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. So Bryn's, like, mocking it, you know? She's like, yeah.
Jessel Taank
She's like, he's the love of my life. He's the only one.
Ben Mandelker
And meanwhile, we just see Jess was in a room. She's like, oh, my God, Brynn used half my lotion. This is, like, not body lotion. It's face lotion.
Ronnie Karam
Which just makes it even worse. You go use someone's expensive cream and then try and ruin their Life, like, gross. So she's like, yeah.
Sai De Silva
I'm like, she really loved him, but then her family wouldn't let him, like, let her marry him because he's not Indian, so they didn't let her be with him. I mean, Indians, am I right?
Jessel Taank
Jessa was like, yeah, he's just like a really hot African American guy. And like, UBA and I lost our mind. And we're like, tell us more. Jazz all.
Ronnie Karam
And the producer says, so who is this guy?
Sai De Silva
She's like, I don't know. I can't find him.
Ronnie Karam
And you know that she's tried.
Ben Mandelker
She has definitely tried. Definitely.
Jessel Taank
So Brenda's like, I mean, how would it feel to say the person you're married to right now, Dave, Abe, like, if you were like, deep down they knew. If you knew, like, deep down to love your life was like, with someone else. You guys, like, maybe want to like, is all of your marriages get ruined? I don't know.
Ronnie Karam
I mean, isn't that so sad, Bryn? Almost as sad as the love of your life being some dude in real estate that you're trying to trick into having a baby so you get his money for the rest of your life. I mean, you are the saddest lady. So then S like, well, I wouldn't.
Sai De Silva
Be able to, David, that's for sure. Like, how do you. Your husband when you're in love with somebody else?
Jessel Taank
Yeah, Aaron is. Then Bryn tells us Aaron and S used to have this, like, little click. And I think it's just like, that we'd, like, bond over. Like, let's make fun of Jessel, but, like, I think we wanted to have our little group back. And, like, I miss having fun with him and, like, talking with him.
Ben Mandelker
I was like, wow, great goals having, like, who ever goes on to TV and says, I miss having being part of, like, a mean girls click. Let's have the mean girls click back together.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, it's hard. It's hard for doing it alone. This whole season she's been trying to do it alone. And so now she's going to try and bring people onto her boat of misery. Her sinking boat of misery.
Sai De Silva
So she's like, well, I don't see romantic love there. I would it co piloting.
Ronnie Karam
Well, more than I can say for you, lady on a lime scooter.
Ben Mandelker
Sarin's like, it just doesn't feel sexual with these guys.
Jessel Taank
Yeah, like, I call you guys and you're like, DAV going d me. And then like, you're like, trying to do like, a partnership agreement. And then, like, calling your house Aaron in the Hamptons, and you're like, guys, I just. In the pantry.
Ronnie Karam
And you're masturbating in your fifth floor. Walk up. So cry harder. So Aaron's like, like, yeah, jostle and pavit. Definitely just seem like friends. Like, you can picture Abe and I having sex, right? Not really. I try not to. I know.
Ben Mandelker
I try not to have, like, like, sexual visions of, like, Daniel Webster. And she's like, yeah, but it's, like, different with them. I'm like, well, you know, maybe I don't think of them being sexual because all last season was a story about how IVF was and. And giving birth was, like, deeply painful and traumatic for her. And she is like. It's just, like, being sexual is, like, not high on her priorities. So, like, maybe that's why I'm not picking up on that vibe. I don't know. Maybe. I don't know.
Ronnie Karam
Do you know what? I also don't get the vibe that he's selling her bitcoin without telling her.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, I'm not getting that. Like, they act like it's the worst in the world. They just seem like they're friends. Oh, God.
Ronnie Karam
They seem like they're best friends and they're making a life together. What assholes.
Ben Mandelker
I know. God forbid.
Ronnie Karam
So brands.
Sai De Silva
Like, I mean, I like chilling with father. I like us drinking. Like, we laugh. We make fun of Jessel. So I was like, I can't with him. You know, I don't care how funny he is. When somebody calls a woman A and doesn't apologize, I'm good on you.
Ronnie Karam
And she's doing this thing where she just keeps playing with her hair nervously the whole time. And Bren's like, yeah, I get that.
Sai De Silva
I get it.
Ronnie Karam
And Aaron goes, yeah. What about bipolar? He called you that, too.
Sai De Silva
Yeah, bipolar.
Ronnie Karam
And then we see a flashback to Pit saying, is she a diva? No. Is she bipolar?
Ben Mandelker
Yeah.
Ronnie Karam
Did I call Sai A? Probably. And if I did, she's a. Which wasn't great.
Ben Mandelker
No. Not a great moment.
Ronnie Karam
None of. None of them are necessarily wrong on this one. I have to say. Size. Not really wrong on this one.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. I would not think that Psy should forgive poverty for any of this stuff. So. But she's like, you know, I've gone.
Jessel Taank
To a. I've gone to a place with yes. So that I'm really happy with. And I don't know if she understands it or realizes that I'm ignoring her husband because we won't discuss it. Her husband like, but like if Bob is in the room, I just act like he's not there. You know, my. My ignore game is top tier.
Ben Mandelker
And then we see flashbacks of her ignoring Povert and it doesn't seem like he. Except he seems totally unfazed by it. It's not like he's like trying to go up to her and say hi to her. He's just standing there staring off at a sconce. Like, okay, Well, I guess 40.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. He thinks she's a bipolar. Like, literally all he's doing is looking for bon mes. He's like looking at the food being passed. So Aaron's like, yeah, like, I love Jesel. We all love Jesel, but we just like get like frustrated. Level of. Wait for it. Openness and honesty.
Ben Mandelker
What, what it has to be. What is. Where is the issue? What's happening? What, what is. What is she holding back that you are demanding.
Jessel Taank
Sounds like she a lack of transparency.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, she's happy. What do you want from her? What is sin open and honest about in her marriage? Really? Nothing. What s the other one? Doesn't have one. And Aaron's too open and honest. Like, I don't want to hear any of this from her. So Aaron's like, yeah, well, she's upset with you too. Like, I mean, don't worry, I can start too. Bran, you want to start with Jessel? All up the ante and start even more with Jessel.
Sai De Silva
Everyone's like, why would you be mad at me?
Ronnie Karam
She's like, well, yeah, she's pissed at you. She's really pissed at you. And she's never been more mad at anyone else in this group because you kind of. These two, Aaron and Bryn, just blatant. There's like pointless. Pointless, you know?
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. She's saying like, yeah, apparently like you caught her in line at a photo shoot and she was supposed to be out like that and like, because she has kids and she had to go to the toddlers and you were like, it's okay, babe, I'll just go first. And you like went before her.
Jessel Taank
She goes, yeah, I did say, it's okay, babe. And like I went up to her and I said, you take a really long time to take photos. So I'm gonna go next because I have to get home to my dog because I have a puppy and she's gonna pee in the house when he. She's alone.
Ronnie Karam
What do you think kids do?
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. Oh, the kids will be fine.
Ronnie Karam
They'll sit and spread it all over the walls. At least Dogs. At least dogs don't have opposable thumbs.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah.
Jessel Taank
So she goes, by the way, you call me a social climber and that's fine.
Ben Mandelker
And everyone's like, oh yeah, sorry about that.
Jessel Taank
Like any invite, she will say yes to like any invite. Like, how desperate.
Ben Mandelker
I'm like, you guys are all on the Real Housewives of New York. Don't act like you're not all thirsty.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. And she's like, yeah, I'm talking right.
Sai De Silva
Now because I'm like irritated. But like I've noticed it's non stop about the event. Like the thing that got me was the kid's birthday party. Like photographers at a kid's birthday party.
Ben Mandelker
It's. And then we see a photo, like a professional photos of Jessel and the family and it's fine.
Ronnie Karam
Burner at the stake.
Ben Mandelker
I know. I mean, I think what they sort of get to what really bothers them later on, which is that essentially they're like, it's just she's getting annoying with like having like lots of glam and photos and just like they probably all are waiting for her. So like, why don't just say it that say it. Like, why do you wait so long.
Jessel Taank
And saying like, she's not being authentic.
Ben Mandelker
So she goes, I honest to God don't know anymore.
Jessel Taank
If she asked me to Netflix and chill, I don't know, is there gonna be like, if it's hung over there.
Sai De Silva
And is he single?
Jessel Taank
She goes, I mean, old Gesso has had a different face and different teeth and she's like more Jill, way more jealous. Sorry I said it. It's the truth.
Ronnie Karam
And so I was like, yeah, everything's.
Sai De Silva
A photo op moment. Hold on, I gotta get some content for Instagram.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, I know.
Jessel Taank
Size Shoes by Mayberry Sai, who pulled.
Ben Mandelker
Up at like Aaron's house two years in a row with like a rack of looks to wear. So that way she could turn the trip into a backdrop for her. Social media is now complaining that Jessel wants to have photo op moments.
Ronnie Karam
Literally can't go five minutes without taking a selfie for Instagram. Ridiculous. So Aaron's like, Bran has a point. Like glam sometimes is out of place. Like a kid's birthday part. Aren't you the one who had a sponsored engagement party with photographers everywhere when it wasn't even your a wedding anniversary or your like renewal of your vows when it wasn't even your wedding anniversary? Please get the out of here, you hypocrites. Go find something to do. You fish wives. You are the worst I mean, I.
Ben Mandelker
You know, I have often felt like Lamb has been one of the. One of the detractions of the Real Housewives. You know, I've. I often enjoyed the old Real Housewives because they would just put on their own makeup and go. And I really thought that was a little bit more. I always enjoyed that, but I just always think it's. But I. I think it's crazy that Aaron is, like, shocked. Shocked that Jessel would have glam. Justle was, by the way, the breakout star of last season, and she is the one that got, like, all the articles written about her. So she's gonna have her star moment. So in a rare moment, I will say let her have her glam.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, it's. It's just ridiculous. They're just picking at things, and I think that's why they're picking at things, because she was the breakout star last year. So now they're just trying to come. Come up with reasons to break. Though she's been completely lovely to everybody this season and done nothing wrong. And even the thing they just brought up against her like that she said against Bren, they literally asked her the question, who. Have you ever been mad? Have you ever been mad at Bryn? It's like they're playing an improv game where they're like, say it, and then we'll build on that, you know? Yeah, they're just. They're just being dicks. It's like, this isn't fun. This isn't fun just being to be.
Ben Mandelker
But also, like, why did it take you guys all season to. To get around to this? Because you guys are being assholes. But also, this show is infinitely better when Jessel is centered and she's been really on the periphery all season long. She has some storylines here or there, but we've been mired in, like, kind of uninteresting storyline after uninteresting storyline. I don't agree with anything that they're doing, but I do appreciate that they finally looped Jessel in to some drama because guess what? Now I'm fired up. And it feels nice to get fired up with this show once in a while.
Ronnie Karam
You know, it's fun to get, like, fired up in a fun way. I just think they're just being. They're just horrible. They're just horrible people, you know? So then they get ready to go out to the restaurant and do you have espresso martinis? Would I expect you to order anything else, you basic ass? So they order four of those, and Uber's like, could you have anything? Very delicious. Leisure. But it's virgin. Okay. Two passion fruit martini mojitos. It is.
Ben Mandelker
Yes.
Ronnie Karam
Do you have mezcal?
Ben Mandelker
Oh, really? What kind? And then they like, they're like, Aaron, like, like, okay, they start making fun.
Jessel Taank
Aaron's saying like, oh, yeah, do you carry Ms. Kalum? It's our mezcal that my husband. I created in our garage.
Ben Mandelker
And then Rebecca is like, yeah, use Aaron 15.
Jessel Taank
You can get that discount. Like, oh, my God. Rebecca's talking. Cool.
Sai De Silva
I didn't think you had it in you.
Ben Mandelker
Of all time, by the way.
Ronnie Karam
Size.
Sai De Silva
Like, wow. Last night was so funny. Your vagina head. That was hysterical. Jenna.
Ronnie Karam
Jenna's like, wait, I. Guys, I have a picture.
Ben Mandelker
I have a picture.
Ronnie Karam
It's like so much. Okay, look at it. So she shows them all a picture of her vagina hair, and they start cracking up and they're like, wow. Size.
Sai De Silva
Like, it looks like one of those dogs with the long straight hair and pigtails.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, they all draw it. The producers give them all whiteboards to draw it, which is, you know, I mean, it is bizarre to think about. But this went on for too long if you ask me.
Ronnie Karam
I thought that was funny. So they all have their opinions, you know, And Rebecca's like, why don't you trim that?
Sai De Silva
It looks like a mustache.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, So I just didn't expect an altar platform. So hard. Oh, by the way, what did you guys talk about by the pool? I missed it. So Bryn's like, well, so I heard.
Jessel Taank
That Jessel's, like, mad at me.
Ben Mandelker
And everyone's like, well, it's not that she's, like, currently mad, but she was mad before. Like, you said that.
Ronnie Karam
She told me that when we were at a. Oh, sorry. Go ahead, man. Sorry.
Ben Mandelker
You said she was more mad at you than she's ever been at anyone in her life.
Ronnie Karam
This is so. Aaron, why are you overreacting? I just said she basically compared you to Hitler. Yeah. So, Aaron, she's like, yeah. You know, she told me that when you were at a photo. When we were at a photo shoot, she was really pissed at Bryn. And so Jessel can kind of tell they're talking. So she looks over and she's like, yeah, Jenna was asking why you were upset with Bryn. Just.
Sai De Silva
Yeah. What's this about? I hear you're mad.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. And so Josh is like, don't you remember?
Jessel Taank
She was like, no, but I heard you're upset. So, like. Because you always love me.
Ben Mandelker
But I wasn't so upset. Someone asked me, have you Ever been upset with Brynn? And I was like, never. Except for this one time when she was just like a raging, you know, I was waiting for the photographer and you stepped right in front of me and took those pictures without even telling me that you were going to go in front of me.
Sai De Silva
And Brent's like, oh, oh my God. And stab in the horn, listen, the.
Ben Mandelker
Kids eat dinner at six, but they don't really eat dinner at six. That's just when we put the food in front of them and then they throw it around the kitchen. They do that at 6:00. And then I have to go home and get this.
Ronnie Karam
She jumps in front of me because her quote unquote puppy needs her. And I mean, quote unquote, who knows if it's even a puppy. I don't even know what that thing is. And Jessel's like, yeah, I was upset for 30 seconds. Like, who cares?
Sai De Silva
And Bryn's like, well, I'm sorry that I did that because it was rude, but I'm gonna be honest with you.
Ronnie Karam
No. That's all you needed to say?
Ben Mandelker
Yeah.
Ronnie Karam
Really, Just end it.
Sai De Silva
She's like, sometimes with you, it's a lot of, like, kids, birthday photographers. Your birthday photographers. It's like a lot of photographers.
Jessel Taank
Yeah, image control.
Ben Mandelker
She's like, what are you talking about? Kids birthday photography. I had a photographer my kid's birthday. By the way, let's not forget that Jessel works in prison. This is kind of her thing.
Jessel Taank
So Bryn's like, yeah, but then at your birthday too, you had like a photographer, like, what? Who has a photographer for your birthday?
Ronnie Karam
I mean, this is kind of a retread of Beverly Hills, right? The thing against Dorit, like, oh my God, Dorit's making everybody wait because she's doing glam. But Jessel's not making you guys wait unless you're not saying it. Yeah, but your guys are just being dicks to be dicks. Since when do housewives get mad that the other housewives take pictures of themselves? It's just weird. Especially when your whole thing of your show like the ad before this was like, guys watch Real housewives of New York. It's all fashion and glamour and fashion and glamour. Literally nothing else. But there's fashion and glamour and people saying hello to each other for 10 minutes straight. Then now you're mad at their photographers.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. I mean, if the issue were that Jessel was ignoring people, she wasn't answering the phone, she wasn't getting back to you, but then she's doing all this stuff and she's like, oh, it's gone to her head. But now we're this deep in the season and suddenly it's an issue that Jessel has glamorous and hire photographers. Come on.
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Ronnie Karam
So she's like, yeah.
Sai De Silva
And then you take pictures that we all take together, and then you give them to people.
Ronnie Karam
And then we see a flashback of Jessel taking a picture with Jen at a party, and then we see it in a magazine. And J's like, okay, so now you're mad that I'm getting you guys into people.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, it's just. Okay, so Raquel is. Raquel's does her thing that she does this episode and what she does most episodes, which is she goes. I mean, I think she's doing what she likes. That's kind of like all Raquel does all season. It's like, oh, my God, I can't believe she just knocked over that bicycle. I don't know. I think she was just walking there. Thanks, Raquel. Thanks.
Ronnie Karam
Well, she's got sense on. She's trying to be sent. She has sense. And she's sat at a table with a constant child who's trying to start fights about nothing again. It's like, she couldn't start the fight with Rebecca. She couldn't start the fight with Aaron. She couldn't start the fight with. So she's just moving down the line. Which they point out later that she's literally just moving down the line. So she's like, no. Because Jess was like, well, I'm not supposed to have hair and makeup for my own party.
Sai De Silva
What about you?
Ronnie Karam
You don't have glam for your birthday?
Sai De Silva
She's like, no, I sh. Drunk and I do my own makeup. Like, that's like my whole mo.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. And Jessel's like, I'm just curious. I mean, like, this is. I mean, like, you do boo, and I just never call you out and just. Raquel's like, I mean, if Jessa wants to put on makeup and hire a photographer and take photographs of herself up, let her do it. I mean, why the do I care? Who gives a. I'm like, okay. I still don't understand why Raquel is here. I mean, I'm done being like, oh, my God, she's so interesting and nice. She is. But I really don't understand why she's here.
Ronnie Karam
I like her. I mean, I feel like she's at least, like, I don't know. There's something. Like, I like her. I have no problem with her. I think the problems here are br. I think the problem here is Bryn. Like, I'm not even going to turn it to anybody else because Bryn is the word. Bryn And Aaron. But Aaron has a sensitive episode, so I'll be nicer to her today. But man, Bryn and Aaron. Aaron too.
Ben Mandelker
Well, yeah, it's not a Raquel over Brynn. It's just like, I just want Raquel to contribute more than what she does.
Ronnie Karam
Literally everybody on this show needs to contribute more, you know?
Ben Mandelker
Yeah.
Ronnie Karam
Because it's bad. So Brent's like, well, I just want.
Sai De Silva
To hang out with you and the kids and be chill.
Ronnie Karam
No, you don't. No, you don't. And why would she let you anyway? You'd come over there and talk about them the second that you left, you know?
Ben Mandelker
Yeah.
Ronnie Karam
So she's like, well, then come over. I'm not sitting in hair and makeup on a Sunday afternoon with my kids. I'm sitting there at the couch that's very white covered Saran Wrap because those little monsters get things everywhere. Telling pit is stupid. And to get the kids before I throw them all out the window. All right.
Sai De Silva
And she's like, well, I don't know. You're inherent makeup every day.
Ben Mandelker
What are you talking about?
Jessel Taank
Well, it just feels that way. And Rebecca's like, well, I think that Jessel's completely right. Serve it up. And Brynn's doing it too. I mean, which is the irony.
Ben Mandelker
Right? And then we just see lots of photos of Brynn doing like Bren and glam, Bryn doing like, you know, posing, Runway shots and things like that. As guilty as Jessel of doing glam and photography stuff.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. And Uber's like, I'm dumbfounded. J is having the time of her life. Bryn, don't be bitter. Be better.
Jessel Taank
I just think it's like one thing about our friendship is that you've always been like, you've been like irritated about is like, everything is like related to photography.
Ben Mandelker
She's like, but I was asking a question. Have you been upset with Bryn? And I told the aunt story and that was it. It wasn't a big deal.
Ronnie Karam
She's so annoying. She's like, the one thing about our friendship that you've been irritated about is related to photography. So she's taking photography.
Sai De Silva
She's like, so what's your problem with photography?
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, I guess maybe Bryn is saying like, like, you're so annoying with photography all the time. And of course the one thing that, like, I got you mad about is that I took your chance to have a photographer. When you have photography, when you have photos. That's what she should have said is like, you always have photographers around. So, like, I'm sorry that I Jumped in front of you the one time. Meanwhile, you have photo shoots every single day. So what's the big deal? Like, that's what you should have said, but, like, it's all such a.
Ronnie Karam
No, it still wouldn't have worked because you still cut in line. You still cut in line with someone who had to be home with their kids because you have a puppy. Give me a break. And I'm a man with a dog. That is my kid. And I would still get the out of the way for someone with kids. Dogs can hold it.
Ben Mandelker
Aaron's like, so what's wrong with your brain? Why are you yelling at me? You always attack me instead of the people that. That are, like, in it. It's like, the reason why you get yelled at, Aaron, is because you are the one who stirs this up. Like, you dropped this in here. You said that this is the most angry Jessel has ever been at anyone in the group. And you wind up Brin. And Bryn is wanting to be wound up, by the way. And you are as guilty in this situation as Bryn is.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, it's very Aaron to start things and go, why are you being. Why are you attacking me? Yeah. And Jessel's like, oh, my God, I never attack you. So then we see flashbacks that are supposedly Jessel attacking, and it's like, this is what happens. She's your fucking pet parrot pointing to UBA and S. Like, my pet parents.
Sai De Silva
Talking, so she's not even involved.
Ronnie Karam
And then we see a flashback to the reunion where Jess was like, you insinuated my husband was cheating on me. And Aaron's like, I did not. You're just looking at me.
Jessel Taank
Me.
Ronnie Karam
She's like, I'm making my way down. This is very flimsy evidence of Jessel attacking Aaron, especially because they were insinuating that her husband was cheating.
Ben Mandelker
Exactly. So Rebecca's like, okay, guys, just to.
Jessel Taank
Clarify, we asked, have you ever been mad at Brynn? And she answered the question. And she didn't say, I was, like.
Ben Mandelker
So mad or I was harboring or festering on this. It's like, the worst thing she ever did. And then, like, no one listens to Rebecca.
Ronnie Karam
Everybody just stares at her and keeps eating. And she's like, sorry, I tried to stand up for you, but no one gives when I talk, so.
Ben Mandelker
Whatever. So.
Ronnie Karam
So J's like, so you literally said, have you ever been upset with Brynn? And Aaron's like, well, I don't want to talk. I don't want to talk to you. Like, I literally count with you look at crazy J all like being so crazy and attacking everybody. Gaslighter.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah.
Ronnie Karam
So then she's like, yeah, such a liar. She's terrified of Brandon. She can. She can't actually be mad at Bryn, so she has to be mad at me, literally.
Ben Mandelker
Not the situation. She's mad at you because you over exaggerated a situation yet again. So meanwhile, uba, her stomach hurts, so she's not really eating. And so she's sort of like being chill in the corner and just like on her phone and she doesn't feel.
Ronnie Karam
So then Bryn's talking across the table and she's like, you have to listen to me, Aaron.
Sai De Silva
Certain people don't like you.
Ronnie Karam
And Aaron's like, yeah, like I'm so nice to her. She's like, yeah, deep down, UBA doesn't like you either. Promise. I can tell she hates you.
Sai De Silva
Just look at how UBA hates you.
Ronnie Karam
Oh, you are so vile. You're like one of those evil little eels in the Disney movie and Little Mermaid just eviling for no reason. They're more entertaining. At least they have somebody who sings good numbers controlling them. You just have Aaron.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. So just like, what. What are you guys talking about? If you have something to say. And I was like, just sh. Don't shoe me. If you have something to say, say it. I don't want to say anything to you, but I would never talk about you at the table like that. Just shut up. I can't, I can't.
Ronnie Karam
Whoa. Okay, here we go again with shut up. And then we see Aaron just saying shut up all the time. And then it moves to UBA saying shut up a few times. So Raquel's like, oh my God, the go to is shut up. Like, can't we think of something else to say?
Ben Mandelker
So Uber is like, it is still continue. And Jess is like, of course. She goes, but. So it was saying she doesn't feel well, she's checked out and Brenda's being messy. And I. She's just like, I don't want to have to like, get into this, you know, because I'll get into it because I'm loyal to Jessel, but I don't want to get into it. I'm not in the mood. So what's the first thing that happens? She gets right into it.
Ronnie Karam
So UBA's like, well, yeah, because they keep pushing her. They just keep poking at her. Brand's sitting there poking at her, poking at her. It was like, just stay away, Jessel. And Jessica goes, yeah.
Sai De Silva
She goes, what? What do You.
Ronnie Karam
She goes, mind your own business.
Sai De Silva
She's like, what you say Uber.
Ronnie Karam
What do you. Why do you want to know?
Sai De Silva
Because you're boring me. That's why I want to know Around.
Ronnie Karam
Find out, Bren. And then cry later about what a victim you are. And you too, Aaron.
Ben Mandelker
Stupid people win. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I love that phrase. And she's about to win a big prize, so.
Jessel Taank
So now Bryn's like, yeah, you're boring to me. That's what I want to know.
Ben Mandelker
I think Bryn is like, her. Her. Like, I think her big insecurity is that, like, if people aren't, like, laughing at what she's doing or charmed by her, she sees them as, like, an enemy. And then she's gonna, like, be really nasty to them. When UBA is really just, like, under the weather and just as tired and looking at her phone. So Uba's like, oh, I think she's just clearly.
Ronnie Karam
I don't even think she's looking for a laugh. I think she's clearly just trying to start a fight. It's like she just wants. Because she equates that with being a good housewife, which is why she was always trying to start with Rebecca and trying to coach Rebecca on how to deal with it. That's all she knows how to do. She's got nothing. She's got nothing going on that one.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah.
Ronnie Karam
So she keeps pushing her, and UBA won't give in. She just kind of sits there. So Jessel's like, well, what's next on the menu?
Sai De Silva
And Bryn's like, UBA said in the car right now that she doesn't care if we all die. Sigh. What do you think about that? She wants us to die.
Ben Mandelker
And then we see a flashback where UBA was in the car and she had her light on.
Jessel Taank
And, Bridge, can you shut the light off?
Ben Mandelker
Brynn really has an issue with photography and photography equipment. If there's a lighting rig, if there's a lens, if there's a tripod, it's an issue for her. So she's like, no, I'm doing my face.
Jessel Taank
And she goes like, but there's a man driving us. You don't need to put your light on.
Ben Mandelker
And she's like, he doesn't care.
Ronnie Karam
He.
Ben Mandelker
Like, he doesn't. Like, he doesn't. He's not there to have. Like, he.
Jessel Taank
Or.
Ben Mandelker
Or she says, he doesn't. Whatever. She's basically saying, turn your light off.
Ronnie Karam
And it was like, relax.
Sai De Silva
And Bryn's like, nobody cares, Uma.
Ronnie Karam
She's I care. You. You don't and you shouldn't. And then Bryn's like, well, the rest.
Sai De Silva
Of the world doesn't care either.
Ronnie Karam
And she's like, and I don't give a about the world and you, the world and you can both die. So that's like, oh, no, she's a terrorist.
Ben Mandelker
She's a terrorist.
Ronnie Karam
Get uba.
Ben Mandelker
And then Bren is like, oh, my God.
Jessel Taank
That, like, went from, like, 0 to.
Ben Mandelker
1600S, like, so quick, which is what she always does. I mean, I think that she actually is on a mission to make UBA look like, like the angry black woman. I think that, like, when UBA spurned her advice earlier in the season, I think that Bryn is, like, now trying to punish her maybe, and be like.
Jessel Taank
Fine, now I'm getting. Now you're going to see what it's like.
Ben Mandelker
Or something like that. I don't know. Maybe I'm out of pocket.
Ronnie Karam
She just keeps poking her and poking her and then acts like a total victim when she gets yelled at. Finally, you know, she's like, wow.
Sai De Silva
So then she's like, oh, my God. Sleeping.
Ronnie Karam
And so cut to uba, and she's like, sleeping in her chair. And Uba's like, I know where she's going. She's going down the line. And that's. That is exactly what she's doing. You know? What are you, the third or fourth person today?
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. So that's the problem with Bryn. Nobody's safe. So Bryn's like, uba, why are you.
Jessel Taank
Here if you're just gonna sit on your phone? Why are you here? Uba, who.
Ben Mandelker
As if Bryn, when she's in a mood, does not get all sullen and sulky and put her face into her phone.
Ronnie Karam
Terrible.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah.
Ronnie Karam
So she's like saying, you stay the away from my. Oh. Uba's like, you stay the away from my side. I have a headache. I'm tired.
Sai De Silva
She's like, then why are you here then? Go home. Go home, man. Why don't you just go home?
Ben Mandelker
It's none of your business. It's not of any of your business. Should I spell that out for you or is it not loud enough?
Jessel Taank
She's like, no, I can't. I can't, I can't.
Ben Mandelker
She's like, it's none of your business what I'm doing over here. Go yourself, Bryn.
Ronnie Karam
And she's like, well, okay, but we're.
Sai De Silva
Having a conversation and you're doing nothing.
Ronnie Karam
You're not having a conversation. You're just trying to start Fights with everybody.
Ben Mandelker
Ye.
Ronnie Karam
Yes. And she's like, yeah, I don't want to be in this conversation.
Sai De Silva
She go, then leave, then, then leave.
Ronnie Karam
And she's like, you be bullied to other people. I'm not your girl. And Rebecca's like, oh, my God, can we just get a meal without fighting?
Sai De Silva
This is crazy. And I have purses from wicked. Talk about fighting.
Ben Mandelker
Wow, guys, if this fight goes on any further, I'm going to urinate all over this floor. It's like, oh, Rebecca. So Uba's like mocking Brin. She's like, oh, why are you here? Why are you here? Why? Get the out of here. No patience for this gnat that is Bryn. And I love that.
Ronnie Karam
I loved UBA here. I mean, I'm so glad that someone's just telling her to shut the up. She's such an. And she doesn't stop. Like, you're giving at the same time, you're kind of giving her what she wants, you know, because now she's. She's just going, you know, so Uber's like, well, Raquel invited me here. That's why I'm here. The audacity. The audacity. You know, I'm not. Jesus. I never turned a cheek.
Ben Mandelker
Everyone around, around me knows that. So now they're gonna go back to the sprinter van. And you know, Brenda's telling us, like.
Jessel Taank
Why can't I just ask, like, why aren't you here? I'm like, I like interrogative statements. I enjoy questions. I'm a curious person. And she's mad at everyone who disagrees with her. And if you say anything that she doesn't like, she flies off the handle.
Ben Mandelker
You're not disagreeing with her. You're not having an argument about anything. You're being annoying, you're being obnoxious, you're being a brat. You're regressing to being a sixth grade bully. To someone who is just tired and cranky and doesn't feel well. It's not an issue. You're not having a debate about anything. You're not disagreeing about anything. You're just being a pest.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. And it was like, why are you here? Why are you here imitating her? And she goes, I'm here to shave fucking Jennifer. And so Jenna's like, wow, wow, wow. Well, I'm at the end of the hall, so bring some shaving cream. And so now they're in the van and Brent's like, aaron, you need to.
Sai De Silva
Come back here, please.
Ronnie Karam
And it was like, not nice. Bully. You Know, it's bully telling people what to do. I don't have to do anything. I got this job by being me. I didn't lie who I was. Nothing. So unless maybe she slept with somebody to get this job. That's a different story. Don't tell me what to do. Which is all Brand needed, because now.
Sai De Silva
She'S like, did you just say I slept with someone to get this job?
Ronnie Karam
No, she clearly did not say that. You slept with somebody to get this job. She says she doesn't have any idea how you got this job. Maybe you slept with somebody she doesn't know. Yeah, she's being sarcastic to make a point. But now Bryn's like, oh, my God.
Sai De Silva
How dare you speak to a woman like that.
Ben Mandelker
Bryn, who just said that?
Ronnie Karam
Uber, please just fire her. Please just pull the van over and kick her out. I can't. She is terrible. Your show is terrible. And it's this. This is your show.
Ben Mandelker
I mean, Bryn literally just said that UBA can't hear a single thing that she disagrees with. She flies off the handle. And then here comes Bryn, who hears this, and now is like, excuse me. And Uba's like, well, however, the. You got this job. Don't tell me what to do.
Jessel Taank
She was like, don't say like that. You're saying I slept with somebody to get on this show. You know, I think it's the most disgusting thing you can say to someone to a woman.
Ben Mandelker
I'm like, like, oh. Suddenly now the lady who's been trying to tear down all the successful women around her is now gonna play that card right.
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Ronnie Karam
So then Raquel's like, I wouldn't have gone there. I'm just a woman. And a woman's worth like, oh, God, for Christ's sake. So Bryn's like, yeah. Like, she's like, Bryn has been having to fight against the. The. The stereotypes that women fight against. Okay, okay, I'm not saying that what you're saying is wrong. UBA clearly did not say that. And now Bryn is trying to nail herself to a cross and you're helping her. Just stop. Just stop. You're doing nothing anyway, so just stop. Stop. We don't need this.
Sai De Silva
So then Bryn's like, you're a six foot toddler.
Ronnie Karam
And Aaron's like, yeah, saying Brynn slept with someone to get on the show. It's just not okay.
Ben Mandelker
Oh, okay, so this is where. Okay, got it, got it. But it's okay for Bryn to go around and spread rumors about Rebecca to other people that she knows are just rumors as part of a prank. Exactly.
Ronnie Karam
Or suggest that Jessel just wants to sleep with some other guy and doesn't even want to her own husband, which she did five minutes ago. Ago. So that's okay. Yeah, that's Brin really, really there for women. You know, it's. It's always Bryn who screams, you can't treat women like this after she's an every single time. You can't use that you're around other women girl that you're destroying on purpose.
Ben Mandelker
At least Aaron clocks the other side of it, which is that she says, at the same time, Bryn knows that UBA gets hot and it feels like Bryn is intentionally poking at her. She'll poke. Well, she'll push her buttons until UBA has a big reaction. And then she'll kind of sit back and be like, whoa, why are you acting like that? That. And that's exactly correct. And I wish that they were actually kind of confronted Bryn about that a little bit more because they can obviously see it happening.
Ronnie Karam
No, Aaron sees it. But then she's gonna be like, but I'm still on Bryn's side because she'll antagonize everybody with me, you know, So I can call that out and act like I'm rational. But then I'm still going to team up with Bryn to try and take everybody down for literally no reason. So then they get back and UBA's like, be tripping. And Aaron's like, are you okay? Everyone's like, are you okay, uba? And she like, I'm fine. I'm fine. So then Jel's like, so, Aaron, are you going to stay mad at me now? Look at how Jessel has to go make things with. Good with Aaron when Aaron started all the. With Jel.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, exactly. Aaron's like, well, we can talk about it. Jel, I didn't. And Jessel's like, I didn't even. I'm sorry. She. Aaron says, jessel, I didn't even do anything. And you directed. You directed to me. And you just like, got so mad at me. And J's like, like, well, but you did tell Bryn and Bri and I, like, we settled it that day and I wasn't that pissed. And it's what you said, you know, Aaron says, it's what you said Jle in the moment. But it. It wasn't like, after the fact. Anyway, listen, at the end of the day, I think you and I are in a good place. And I don't want to go backwards. I want to go forwards. We had a little bump in the road. I guess Jess was saying all that. Whatever. I can't read my own notes today. It's fine.
Ronnie Karam
So J's like, okay, you can borrow my eyeshadow again tomorrow.
Sai De Silva
And my blush.
Ronnie Karam
And she hugs her because she needs these girls to be nice. Nice for whatever reason, just to cut them off. They're horrible. So J's like, oh, my God, does Aaron have a short fuse because of everything she's dealing with potentially. But I don't see it as I did wrong. But let's be mature and move on, you know, and we'll extend an olive loaf and an olive leaf and, you know, whatever. So they make up. And she's like, well, I hope that we're okay, because Bren is sitting there telling me she honestly doesn't like you. And then we see a flashback to five minutes ago, and Jessa's like, what the. Why is she masterminding the whole I don't like you nonsense?
Ben Mandelker
And. But Jessel decides she doesn't want to confront Brent about this. Like, why are you saying something like this?
Ronnie Karam
But she's like, yeah, they know what she's doing. You know, that's why Bren's so boring. They just all see your tricks, and they're bored, you know? They're just bored. So Aaron's like, it's hurtful to hear. You know it's a lie, Aaron. It's not hurtful.
Sai De Silva
So then Brent's like, I literally not said anything to her about you.
Ronnie Karam
Well, so Jessel is stirring. She's, like, stirring a fake pot. And she says that Bryn loves to play chess. Yeah, and we saw how well she did it. She plays chess in real life as well as she's doing it on this show. She sucks. Get rid of her.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. So Uba's like, I don't think it's a good idea to have chocolate right now. So she's eating chocolate in bed, and Jessel crawls in, and Jessel's like, it really isn't, but that you should do it anyway. Have that chocolate. And she goes, you know what?
Uba Hassan
What lion.
Ben Mandelker
Don't worry what Chihuahua is talking about. Which was her version of eagles don't fly with pigeons. And I appreciate it. I like that.
Ronnie Karam
So now they wake up, and Uba's meditating. We see thoughts popping in her head of everything happening around her, you know, and it was kind of funny. And she's like, I'm trying to collect myself. But then I'm like, nope, because Brent sucks. And she's always trying to start it with uba, and she's like, that girl's just annoying. So then we go to Aaron and Rebecca's room, and I don't know, it's just little. They're all getting ready to go, you know? So then we go have coffee. Cy and UBA are talking and having some coffee. And then inside Jen and Raquel's room, they hear them outside, and it wakes them up. Like, hi. We're never gonna be able to sleep.
Sai De Silva
So s. Like, maybe Brandon's being A hater. Well, anyway, my husband retired. Do you think I should get a sugar daddy?
Ben Mandelker
It was like, no, you are the sugar daddy. I'd rather eat rice and beans and live in a 400 square foot thing than have a sugar daddy.
Ronnie Karam
Although, which is why I'm dating a billionaire in Connecticut. It just happened by chance.
Jessel Taank
Yeah. That's disgusting.
Ben Mandelker
So Jenna looks out the window to see what they're talking about. And Jenna tells Raquel it's UBA and everything there. And. And Raquel's like, why would she be screaming at psy? And Jenna's like, I don't think she's screaming at psy. Sai's just a beneficiary. So sigh is like, so how do.
Jessel Taank
You feel about her going after jessel?
Ben Mandelker
And so UBA's like, I think she. I think that she's wrong. And why do you think that she came for Jessel? Yeah.
Jessel Taank
Well, you know, yesterday Brain and Aaron started talking about Jessel and Brynn. Bryn was basically like, jessel's changed so much over the year. Like, you can't ever hang out with her. So without Jessel, you know, trying to control her image, it's hard to hang out with her.
Ronnie Karam
So Uba's like, I don't want to be associated with people who just talk behind people's backs back, you know, like, what the. And you should tell Jessel what they're saying about her and be supportive. And she's like, yeah, I guess I'd.
Sai De Silva
Like to phone a friend. Will you do it with me?
Ronnie Karam
So. So I was like, yeah. I mean, she checked me because I'm in a good place with Jessel, so why am I sitting out here talking, you know? So I don't want to hurt her feelings, but, you know, I also don't want to be roped into Brand's again. But I guess I should talk to her, you know, so she's like, all right, let's go. So then in Bryn's room, Bryn's like.
Sai De Silva
Oh my God, time to take a morning poo.
Ben Mandelker
And Jessel's on the phone talking to poverty about the kids and, you know, sort of like one of these reset moments. So now we go to the breakfast table and Raquel and Rebecca and Jenna and Aaron are there. And Aaron's like, can I just tell you guys I'm so excited for the beach? And they're like, yeah, great. And Raquel's talking about the beach, and Jenna's like, I think we're gonna have to keep Brynn on a lounge chair. Over here and UBA on a luncher over there and my vagina hair in the middle. Wasn't that so funny, that photo, guys, it was so funny last night.
Ronnie Karam
So then UBA let me go back. So Raquel is talking about how perfect the beach is. She's like, I remember it from my childhood. Perfect white sands, clear blue waters, the most gorgeous beach you've ever seen. You're going to get local flavor, great music. It's just going to be a vibe. Vibe. So she's setting up this promise, and then so now they're eating breakfast and stuff and people are like, uber, are you good? And she's like, yeah. And Aaron's like, by the way, we all know that Bryn was poking at you. Yeah. You're a real good friend, Aaron. Yeah, Elaine. Aaron is just swerving all over the road. My God. So she's like, verbally, like Dorinda is physically. So UBA's like, why? What did I do? She goes, honestly, nothing. It's just Bryn. She's picking at you. And so she's like, did I ever do her boyfriend? Am I taking something from her? I'm not talking to her. And they're like, well, why don't you go, just talk? She's like, no, she's not worth my time, you know? So then s like, yeah, let it go. She'll never take accountability. Okay, then if you all know this, then why do you sit there and play into her every single time? Every time you guys let her do whatever she wants.
Ben Mandelker
So then UBA says that she's like, you know, I play therapy for six months for. I paid for therapy for six months for this girl, you know? And she told you guys, right? Didn't you say how much I helped her? Her. She talks about how Ubis talks about last year when they were getting ready to go to BravoCon, she got a FaceTime from Bryn. And Bryn was having a really hard time with her family. And UBA had never seen her so broken. And, you know, she like, bryn needs to go home and take care of this situation. So. So UBA basically was like, I'll pick you up. I'll send you a car. You can call me, like, crying, Whatever you need. So UBA kind of like swept in and helped out Brian in her time of need. Around Bravo on.
Ronnie Karam
And then the second the cameras start rolling, she turns on her, you know, so she's telling the girls, like, I pick my friends. I pick my happiness. Life is difficult, you know? Like, you can't stop your mom from Dying. And when you go to the doctor and they say you have cancer, you can't stop that. And there's inevitable things in life, and you have to pick your circle and you have to think what's important in life. And then Aaron stands up and starts crying because her mom, you know, cancer. So I was like, oh, God. So everybody's like, oh, you know. So then Aaron, UBA immediately goes in and she's like, you know, sorry, I didn't mean it that way. And Aaron's like, you need to choose your words better. Which all this is really sad. You know, I'm not gonna give him for this. But yeah, she's like, apologizing, and the girls are like, yeah, I don't think Uba meant harm, but yikes.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. Because Aaron hasn't told everyone that her dad also was recently diagnosed with lung cancer. So she's just, like, going through it and super sensitive. And Uba is very sweet about it. And she go. And she's really like, you know, she's really comforting, and she's showing real contrition. And I don't think Aaron even holds it against her. But, like, Aaron is, like, kind of devastated because it was, like, a little bit too real for her. So they're, you know, they. They have a nice scene of reconciliation there a little bit. And Aaron's just saying it was really tone deaf. And Uber is basically saying she needs to be more mindful with her words. So we go back to the table.
Ronnie Karam
And Anuba comes back and she's like, well, she's okay. She was okay. It was a little trigger, you know, I didn't mean it. And so they're like, where's Bryn? So now they start talking about Bryn. And Rebecca's like, I didn't think it was fair that she said that to you, Jessel. And Jessel's like, well, I don't understand the point she was making. Like, I'm not supposed to get my hair and makeup done for my birthday. I mean, who else goes to Chuck E. Cheese in a ponytail? It's disgusting.
Sai De Silva
It's a disgusting thought. Thought.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. So. So Ty is like, well, you know, Aaron, she may be sleeping. So, you know, you stood. You stood up for yourself last night, Jessel.
Jessel Taank
That was good.
Ben Mandelker
And she's like, yeah, yeah, I did. And Rebecca's like, like, well, I don't think it was fair that she said that to you. And Jessel's like, but I don't understand some of the points she was making. Like, oh, this is what you Just said, well, you know what?
Jessel Taank
We were briefly talking about it yesterday, and she feels. Feels like over, you know, over the last year. You just change as a person.
Ben Mandelker
She's like, I have absolutely not changed whatsoever. Do my teeth fit in my mouth? Not always, but I'm the same person still.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. She's like, whatever. And they're like, well, you should tell us.
Sai De Silva
Tell her how you feel.
Ronnie Karam
She's like, I will. I will tell her. And so I was like, come on.
Sai De Silva
Yes.
Ronnie Karam
So then she's like, oh. She's saying, oh, really? Let's talk about people that have changed. Bryn brought her agent to my kid's birthday. Okay, I did not invite her agent to my kid's birthday, but sorry. Enjoy the birthday cake. And that's kind of the saddest thing I've ever heard about Brent. And there's. It's a pile of sadness with Bryn, you know, but that's. Bryn's significant other is her agent to go to a party. So Bryn comes out and she's like, what are you talking about? Like, you. She goes, yeah, so how have I changed as a person? You know, please entertain me. And Brent's like, I didn't say you.
Sai De Silva
Changed as a person. I just said it feels different.
Ronnie Karam
No, you said she changed as a person. You said she's a totally different person. Well, in what way?
Sai De Silva
Well, it just feels like there's a lot of photography.
Ronnie Karam
If they say photography, I want to pull my face off watching this show. So she's like, if you come to my house, is there a photographer? I've not changed as a person. And when you were egg freezing, I called you every day. Day. And, you know, if I didn't care, I wouldn't give a. But I, you know, I do care about you, and that's why I take the effort to check in.
Sai De Silva
And Brent's like, you do.
Ronnie Karam
She goes, so what's your point?
Sai De Silva
She's like, it's not that I said, you're a bad friend. You're a great friend. It's just. No one's saying you're a bad friend. It's just like, I can't stand glam. And you're. You don't really love your husband. He's probably cheating on you anyway.
Ben Mandelker
So, like, so size, like, so.
Jessel Taank
She's like, yeah, maybe that's why I just, like, feel closer to, like, Aaron.
Ben Mandelker
Sounds like, oh, my God.
Jessel Taank
That was, like, shady. Like, it's just like a lot of photography. The birthday thing was like, a lot.
Ben Mandelker
It's like, bryn, you have to stop with this photography thing. This is a losing cause in the world of the Real Housewives, you're just never going to win by accusing someone of having too many photographers as if it's a bad thing. That is what people get on the show. They want to have that fame.
Ronnie Karam
They want to have this worse than the cheese fight. Just saying photography over and over again. What has happened to this show? The show soft sucks. This show sucks. I want to go stand in front of Bravo just screaming how much this show sucks. Stop it. Make this show better. Get rid of her. Do something. I don't care what you have to do, but this is painful. Stop saying photography.
Sai De Silva
Stop it.
Ronnie Karam
So Jessel's like, well, since I was a. Now Jessel has learned from these girls because now look what she turns it around into. But since I was like a baby, my parents used to, like, literally put me in Indian clothes on their bed and take photos of me with full cheeks and lipstick on my face. So now she's like, it's Indian culture that you're mocking. You know that, right? Which I was like, that was a very good turn for her. You know, I thought that was a pretty advanced move. And so Raquel's like, oh, it's part of the culture, everybody. It's part of the culture. So she blocks that line of questioning for the rest of the episode. Thank God.
Ben Mandelker
J's like, yes, you should see all my cousins, all my kids. We just love dressing up. And so then UBA's like, oh, I can't wait for you to have a little girl. She's going to be a mini Jessel.
Jessel Taank
And Bryn's like, yeah, it's gonna be insanity.
Ben Mandelker
And part of me wondered was that, like, a quiet, like, dig at, like a subtle dig at Brynn, knowing that Bryn's. Bryn's trouble area is that she doesn't have kids. I couldn't tell if that was like, uba, no. Maybe trying to give, like, a little thing, and if it was, I would support it. So uba. So now they go into the pool. We're in the pool.
Ronnie Karam
I wouldn't support it. And I don't think that's what she was doing. I think she's saying because she knows Jessel wants to have a daughter, so just planning a daughter. That's why she has those eggs that she's talked about all season.
Ben Mandelker
So in the pool with Song and Uba, UBA is. There's, like. There's, like, being silly. She's like, is that dog poop? And there's like, laughing, whatever. And they're just like.
Ronnie Karam
So they have fun moments, right?
Sai De Silva
They're like, oh, my God, there's something in the pool. They're doing water aerobics. Hilarious.
Ronnie Karam
So now Aaron. Bryn goes into Aaron's room, and Aaron's still really upset. And we find out that her dad has lung cancer and that he was smoking, he was a smoker, and he quit smoking. And then he. Because he got lung cancer. But then he got cured and started smoking again, and the lung cancer came back. And she's like, you know, I just don't have the same confidence because you don't get that kind of chance at life twice, you know, this is so sad. You know? And so they have a good moment talking about this stuff. And then it goes to UBA again. And she's like, well, I'm not talking to uba.
Sai De Silva
She can apologize. But here's this crazy thing. She won't apologize because in her mind, she thinks she's right.
Ronnie Karam
Does not owe you an apology, ma'am. Yeah, didn't do shit to you.
Ben Mandelker
Luba did nothing wrong. It was. It was a. It was a. It was. It was a. Maybe a thoughtless and Uber did. UBA went in and like, oh, we are talking about, like, UBA apologizing to Aaron or you talking about UBA apologizing to Brand?
Ronnie Karam
Oh, Brand thinks that because of the woman, you somebody to get this job, which she didn't even say.
Ben Mandelker
No, no.
Ronnie Karam
Brand needs an apology for that and for all women. So then Aaron's like, oh, gosh, you know, everything's going to be fine, but, you know, I'm feeling things, basically.
Sai De Silva
So she's like, well, that's my job, to make sure we have fun, right? I'm the fun one.
Ben Mandelker
So now they go. They head off to the beach, and Raquel's like, guys, ladies, we are going to Liquillo. This is one of my favorite beaches. Sand, white, as white as jewels, crystal clear oceans. Emptiness, vast. Just like you're in your own isolated, beautiful stretch of paradise. Is everyone excited to go to this beautiful, beautiful beach?
Ronnie Karam
And then they start talking about how Rebecca's afraid of sharks. And she's like, they can smell your blood, you know? And so then are they gonna go in the water? And she's like, no, there's sharks. So then they get to the beach, and there's a setup. And Uba's like, oh, hell, no. This beach is disgusting. There's, like kind of like a little. Little river going through the beach that she doesn't want to walk through because she thinks the water's too dirty. And then she's, like, jumping over it and missing it. And they're like, oh, my God, why does she hate the beach so much? And this is when Uber turns. Because so far I've been on Uba's side, but this. I was like, okay, you're making your heart Uber. Because she became a total in this. She's like, this beach is disgusting. There's a dead pigeon. I won't even touch the water. And she just goes on and on. It's like, girl, you just heard her say this is like the most magical place from her childhood on it less, you know.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, she was. I mean, the beach does not look great. There literally is like. There's like a fish that's, like flopping in. In, like, a tide pool. There are, like, dead birds around. It's not great. And actually UBA went the nastier route. But then UBA is. Does become a total diva. She's like, I beg of you, please do not. Do not swim. Everyone here, don't swim. I'm telling you right now. Do not swim. I'm telling you right now.
Jessel Taank
You know what, Uber?
Ben Mandelker
Like, okay, settle down. You sit on your chair there. Let Bryn swim. She wants to swim. Let anyone swim if they want to swim. Like, we're on your side this episode. But, like, don't push it.
Ronnie Karam
She did. She just pushed it too far. It's like, disgusting, disgusting beach. Don't go in the water. I won't touch the water. It's like, oh, God. Just all over somebody's childhood memories. Why don't you. And also pigeons, right? I mean, pigeons really are a running theme through this season. I mean, it's crazy. It opened with pigeons, and still we've got a dead pigeon. I mean, what's that a side of. Of, you know?
Ben Mandelker
Well, to be fair, pigeons are, like, crazy literally everywhere. Pigeons just, like, get into everything and. And they die.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, but it's crazy to have a pigeon theme that has run this deep through the season and it's still going strong.
Ben Mandelker
I'll tell you, those dead. Those dead pigeons in the. In the water, it was. You know, UBA does have some points here. She's not totally.
Ronnie Karam
Well, she. If she just said, like, this is kind of gross. There's a dead pigeon over there. This is not the beach girl. Okay, but she's just going on and on. Don't go in the water. Don't go in the water.
Sai De Silva
Disgust.
Ronnie Karam
I'm sick.
Ben Mandelker
It was like, A very sad public beach. It was a perfectly nice public beach, but it wasn't like Real Housewives elegance, you know, it really got sold like it was in like the, the tourism poster for Puerto Rico and like this.
Ronnie Karam
Right. But it's not really about the beach. Right. It's about this girl saying, like, this is my home that I'm kind of estranged from because my mother doesn't accept my homosexuality. And I'm coming all this way to make amends with my mother and show you a piece of my child. Wild. That's what it is. It's not the actual beach. So for you to like literally all over the beach over and over again non stop is like, yeah, no.
Ben Mandelker
All right, well, we'll see what happens next episode. We'll see how this beach situation pans out and further drama with the cast. We also get to see them synchronized swimming in a swimming pool next week too. So it'll be another grab bag of activity.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. Fun times, everybody. Thanks for being here. Here.
Ben Mandelker
Bye.
Ronnie Karam
Bye.
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Watch What Crappens Episode #2681 Summary: RHONY S15E013 - "The Photos and the Furious"
Released on January 9, 2025 | Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam | Wondery
In Episode #2681 of Watch What Crappens, hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam delve deep into the latest episode of Real Housewives of New York (RHONY) Season 15, titled "The Photos and the Furious." This episode primarily focuses on the intense drama surrounding photography, friendships, and personal conflicts among the housewives during their Puerto Rico trip.
1. The Photography Feud
The episode kicks off with tension between Bryn and Jessel over the excessive use of photography during events. Bryn criticizes Jessel for constantly having photographers at personal gatherings, such as her children's birthday party and other social events. This leads to a heated exchange where Bryn accuses Jessel of being a social climber and insinuates that Jessel might be seeking attention through her glamorous lifestyle.
2. Bryn's Growing Hostility
Bryn's antagonistic behavior continues as she targets Uba, criticizing her for being rude and dismissive. This confrontation escalates when Bryn accuses Uba of harboring negative feelings, leading to a broader discussion about the authenticity of their friendships.
3. Uba's Struggles and Emotional Breakdown
Uba reveals her personal struggles, including her father's battle with lung cancer, which adds a layer of vulnerability to her character. Her sensitivity makes her interactions more poignant, especially when discussing deep personal issues amidst the ongoing drama.
4. The Beach Episode Clash
A significant portion of the episode centers around a trip to Liquillo Beach. Uba expresses her disdain for the beach's cleanliness, leading to further friction. Bryn and Jessel make fun of Uba's complaints, highlighting the clash between nostalgia and current realities.
5. Attempts at Reconciliation
Towards the end, there are moments of attempted reconciliation. Jessel tries to mend fences by apologizing for any misunderstandings, but Bryn's continued antagonism prevents a genuine resolution. Uba remains steadfast in her stance, refusing to be drawn further into the conflict.
Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam provide sharp and humorous critiques throughout the episode, highlighting the absurdities and underlying tensions within the RHONY cast.
Key Observations:
Photography as a Central Conflict: The hosts emphasize how the constant presence of photographers serves as a metaphor for the superficiality and performative aspects of the Housewives' relationships.
Character Dynamics: Ben and Ronnie discuss Bryn's deteriorating behavior and how it negatively impacts the group's cohesion.
Humor Amidst Drama: The hosts inject humor into their analysis, poking fun at the exaggerated emotions and conflicts.
Ronnie (56:21): "Stop it."
Ben (32:45): "Stupid people win. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
Notable Quotes:
Authenticity vs. Image Control: The episode sheds light on the struggle between maintaining genuine relationships and managing public personas. Jessel's desire for glamour clashes with others' perceptions, leading to friction.
Emotional Vulnerability: Uba's personal challenges add depth to her character, showcasing how external pressures can exacerbate internal conflicts.
Group Dynamics: Bryn's antagonism serves as a catalyst for exploring the group's underlying tensions, revealing fractures that were previously subtle.
Hosts' Perspective: Ben and Ronnie advocate for more authentic interactions among the Housewives, criticizing behaviors they deem insincere or manipulative.
Ben (34:34): "You just have photographers around. So what's the big deal?"
Ronnie (56:21): "What has happened to this show? The show sucks."
Episode #2681 of Watch What Crappens offers an in-depth and entertaining analysis of the latest RHONY drama. Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam effectively dissect the conflicts surrounding photography, friendship, and personal struggles, providing listeners with both laughs and thoughtful commentary. The hosts' keen observations highlight the complexities of reality TV dynamics, making this episode a must-listen for fans seeking a deeper understanding of their favorite Bravo personalities.
Disclaimer: This summary is based on the provided transcript and aims to capture the essential discussions, insights, and notable quotes from the podcast episode. For a comprehensive experience, listening to the full episode is recommended.