#2688 RHOBH S1407 Part One: Chuck E Girl, Please

Summary

Podcast Summary: Watch What Crappens – Episode #2688: RHOBH S1407 Part One: Chuck E Girl, Please

Release Date: January 15, 2025

Introduction

In Episode #2688 of Watch What Crappens, hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam dive deep into Season 14, Episode 7 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (RHOBH), aptly titled "Chuck E Girl, Please." This episode marks the first part of a two-part recap, where Ben and Ronnie dissect the latest drama, alliances, and character developments within the glamorous yet tumultuous world of Beverly Hills' elite. Their signature blend of humor, sharp commentary, and insightful analysis makes this episode a must-listen for both die-hard fans and newcomers to the RHOBH saga.

Key Discussions

1. Kyle Richards vs. Dorit Kemsley: The Viper Room Showdown

   The episode centers around the escalating tensions between Kyle Richards and Dorit Kemsley at the Viper Room. Kyle's confrontation with Dorit over her ongoing friendship with her ex, PK, ignites a fiery exchange filled with accusations and emotional outbursts.

   • Notable Quote: At [04:27], Kyle summarizes the confrontation: "So here's Kyle's like, what part of your... She goes, so yeah, she says that that's a sign of guilt."

2. Sutton Stricken and the Absence of Physical Altercations

   Ben and Ronnie discuss Sutton Stricken's role in mediating the conflict, highlighting the show's evolution in handling disputes without physical confrontations. They compare it to previous seasons where brawls were more common.

   • Notable Quote: Ronnie remarks at [06:04], "I'm slapped her with an olive branch as I recall."

3. Kyle's Struggle with Emotional Stress and Show Commitments

   Kyle expresses her anxiety over the show's ever-expanding scope, revealing the personal toll it takes. The hosts empathize with her predicament, discussing the constant pressure to outdo previous seasons.

   • Notable Quote: At [03:12], Kyle admits, "I just like, I am so stressed out, people about this show."

4. Garcelle Beauvais and Martin Lawrence Ballard's Cameo

   The introduction of Martin Lawrence Ballard, portrayed as a foppish Brit, adds a comedic twist to the episode. Ben and Ronnie critique his interactions with Erica, observing the absurdity of his character amidst the show's drama.

   • Notable Quote: Ronnie comments at [33:21], "Hello, ladies. Oh, my God."

5. Bose Gaspari’s Attempt to Mediate and Kyle's Quest for Approval

   Bose Gaspari steps in to address the fallout from Kyle and Dorit's altercation. The hosts analyze Bose's attempts to mediate, suggesting Kyle's underlying motive is seeking Bose's approval rather than genuine reconciliation.

   • Notable Quote: Kyle states at [51:50], "Kyle's like, I'm the queen here."

6. The Dynamics of Friendship and Alliances

   A significant portion of the discussion revolves around the shifting alliances within the group. Ben and Ronnie explore how Dorit's alliances with Bose and Kyle's strained relationships affect the overall group dynamic.

   • Notable Quote: At [42:37], Kyle shares her perspective: "I think that Dorit genuinely was drawn to Bose."

Notable Insights and Analysis

• Authenticity vs. Drama: Ben and Ronnie commend Kyle's genuine struggle amid orchestrated drama but critique the show's tendency to amplify conflicts unnecessarily.

• Character Development: The hosts highlight Bose Gaspari's nuanced role, balancing her attempt to mediate with her subtle judgments on Kyle's actions.

• Humorous Commentary: Throughout the recap, Ben and Ronnie inject humor into their analysis, making sharp observations about characters' behaviors and the show's production choices.

Concluding Thoughts

Watch What Crappens wraps up Part One of their RHOBH recap with a promise of more insights in the upcoming second part. Ben and Ronnie leave listeners anticipating a continuation of their thorough and entertaining breakdown of the show's ongoing drama. They emphasize the importance of understanding the nuanced relationships and personal struggles that drive the Housewives' interactions, setting the stage for deeper exploration in the next episode.

Final Quote Before Part Two:

At [58:23], Kyle signs off with a teaser: "This is the end of part one. So thank you so much for listening to this. Just come back a little later for part two."

Stay tuned for Part Two, where Ben and Ronnie will continue their incisive and entertaining analysis of RHOBH Season 14, Episode 7, delving further into the complexities of Kyle, Dorit, and the rest of the cast.

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Note: Timestamps correspond to the provided transcript and are intended to highlight key moments and quotes discussed in the summary.

Transcript

[Kyle Richards]

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[Keke Palmer]

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[Kyle Richards]

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[Ronnie Karam]

Well, hello and welcome to Watch what Crappins, the podcast for all the crap we love to talk about on Yo Bravs. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hello, little Ben.

[Kyle Richards]

Hi, Ronnie. How are you? What's going on?

[Ronnie Karam]

Just glad to be here. Glad to still be kicking, everybody. Welcome to Wednesday, January 15th. It's a real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap right before we go on a whirlwind tour. Well, actually that starts next week. A week from Friday, we will be in San Francisco, followed by San Diego. We will be doing the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion in both cities, half in one, half in the other, because that's how we roll. Okay? We do very, very long reunion recaps, especially shows. And we're going to be so excited to be back with you guys in real life that we know it's going to be 10 hours both shows. So plan to marinate in those shows for that. And then the following week, February 1st, we will be in New York City doing The Golden Crappies 2025 Golden Crappies featuring Broadway featuring glitter glamour. Bravo people. Non Bravo people. Bravo related people. Us. It's going to be great. Feathers. Lots of fun, Stu. So get your tickets for that. And then following that weekend, we're going to be in Salt Lake City and Denver. So we're super excited. Go get your tickets. I'm just trying to get my energy back up to get on the road. I mean, Jesus Christ.

[Kyle Richards]

I know.

[Ronnie Karam]

Just getting up the stairs today, I was like, oh, I am.

[Kyle Richards]

I just like, I. I am so stressed out, people about this show. There's. It's. We do this to ourselves. We, you know, every year we put on this show and every year we simplify certain things. We're like, okay, well, we learned from last year. We just, you know, copy and paste what we did from last year so this year will be easier. But then every year, we always make it bigger and bigger. So then there's always new stuff. And literally my heart is racing as we're talking right now. I'm just thinking about all the stuff we have to do. Oh, my God. But it's going to be so worth it. We're going to have such a fun show. But, man, man, I am trembling in my boots right now.

[Ronnie Karam]

Well, don't be scared. Who cares if it all fails? At the end of the day, our name is Watch what crappin. So it is.

[Kyle Richards]

That's true.

[Ronnie Karam]

Okay. It's in the fucking title, so do that. Go vote for the crappies. Over@watch crappens.com you can find ticket links. You can find all that. And we're on video as usual today on Patreon. So if you want crappings on demand, do that. And that's also where our traders recaps are over as bonuses. And I think that's it for now. So let's dive into the crazy, crazy world of Kyle's a stupid face for.

[Kyle Richards]

No reasons of Beverly Hills in more ways than one. So where we left off, Kyle and Dorit are screaming at each other at the Viper Room where Erica is having her GLAAD event and also promoting but not necessarily singing her new song, dominoes. So Dorit is like, pizza's coming, pizza's.

[Ronnie Karam]

Coming, pizza's coming, pizza coming. Dominoes.

[Kyle Richards]

Avoid the noise. She really has pizza on the brain this season. It's kind of like her thread. Everything is about pizza. So Dorito. So Dorit is mad at Kyle because she has found out that Kyle does text with pk so she's like, I'm asking you not to speak with your vein popping out of your forehead.

[Ronnie Karam]

Have you just arrived? That's how she speaks. What, are you just noticing the forehead vein? Don't start dissing the forehead vein now. It's worked in your. It's worked in your favor like for years, Dorit. And Kyle's like, well, I apologize. And I said to you, I will not talk to him again. What more do you want from me? I want you to stop raising your voice to me.

[Kyle Richards]

And she like, moves in closer to Kyle and she goes, you don't get to speak to me that way. Do you understand, Kyle? The rules are different for you. So Sutton's like, okay, okay. Angry housewives. Okay, okay, okay. Because this show, I think, of all the housewives is the one that. I don't think this one has ever had like a physical altercation. Maybe there was one. I mean, Brandy pushed Kyle. Slap. Lisa Vanderbump, kind of.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah, she.

[Kyle Richards]

You know what?

[Ronnie Karam]

I'm slapped her with an olive branch as I recall.

[Kyle Richards]

But there's never been a brawl on this show, so.

[Ronnie Karam]

And I hope the first one that gets it is Sutton. Just. And I really like Sutton actually, but I don't know, she's just the most prim and proper one. So I would, you know, if it's gonna happen to anybody, I would hope it's to Sutton.

[Kyle Richards]

So Sutton here is trying to break it up and Dorit's like, you don't get to scream. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. You don't get to scream. Alright, Dorit, Dorit, Dorit, you have to stop. Come on, come on. Stop it. Dorit, come on. You're speaking over my great new song, Dominoes playing now available on itunes.

[Ronnie Karam]

We're trying to promote gay trash bags here, Doritos. And it's like, well, the forehead vein coming out of her forehead, that tells me she's guilty. Guilty of what? Botox. A lot of Botox. That's all it tells me.

[Kyle Richards]

Guilty of having a map of the Nile river down her forehead. So that is. It's like coming right on down. And so we see Kyle's like, what part of your. She goes, so yeah, she says that that's a sign of guilt. She knows she did something wrong and now she's just trying to get aggressive and scream. So I back down and shut the conversation down. And they're trying to get her quiet, but it's not happening. Vain or no vein.

[Ronnie Karam]

I already told you, I'm not gonna text with them. I'm not gonna send any memes to him. What more do you want from me? And then Sutton's just doing her cat clock eyes where she's looking at everybody. And then Carl's like, I am done. I am done. And she's like, it's making me so angry because we're in a better place. Oh, please. You are not in a better place. You dumped that woman right after her robbery for six months for having the nerve to say one nice thing about your sister. It's not just going to be over now, lady. And you're texting her ex. Okay, so Kyle's like, she's trying to make me look bad. She doesn't even care that I'm texting PK and it's not working. Well, I know that this was taped in the past, but I've read the Internet, and it is working. Yay, Internet. You're doing great.

[Kyle Richards]

Yeah, so I was like, I'm not beating a dead horse.

[Ronnie Karam]

I.

[Kyle Richards]

You know I don't like to do that. Andrea goes, coil. Kyle, listen to me. Listen to me. And Garcelle's like, well, how did you know she was going to be texting pk? Because I hate to break it to you ladies, but that was sort of my thing this season. I was gonna be the one to tell you, so you can have this fight. And I kind of feel like someone stepped on my thing here a little bit. Can anyone. Can anyone raise their hand if they took the Garcello role for this episode? No. Anyone? No?

[Ronnie Karam]

All right, listen. Someone else tattletaled, but I will say this. Wow. Wow.

[Kyle Richards]

And by the way, to anyone who's thinking about doing that in the future, to me, I just want to say, no.

[Ronnie Karam]

No. And also, while I've got the spotlight, I'd just like to remind everybody that I'm so proud of myself for buying a beach house. Okay, all right, all right. Now you've had your time. So Dorit's like, nobody told me.

[Kyle Richards]

I asked.

[Ronnie Karam]

Garcelle's like, well, damn it, if that isn't just kicking the format of this show in the balls, I don't know what is, because when you started talking, I thought you were about to share your relationship with pk. And then we just went off the rails. So, Sutton. And then she does that thing where she nods her head like she really cares. She's like, how are you doing? Sutton's. I mean, Dorit. And Sutton turns her head to Kyle and just looks at her like, what the fuck? And Dorit's like, do you mean that? Like, genuinely?

[Kyle Richards]

Really? You see the Emotional state that I'm in, and you want to try and connect with me for the first time in two years. Actually, she's. It's not that she hasn't tried to connect. It's that every time she has tried, you've made it about yourself. So you've just not. You haven't turned your. Your socket on for the plug to come in. So Garcelle is like, yes, I do want to connect with you right now, since I lost the chance to see the look of horror and betrayal in your eyes when I told you that Kyle Richards text pk. So throw me a bone. Look horrified, Be upset. I don't know. I want something.

[Ronnie Karam]

Read the room, Garcelle. Oh, my God. Am I the next in line? Well, hold for it. Wow.

[Kyle Richards]

So Dorit gets up, and Erica's like, where you going? She's like, I can't. I don't have the fucking stomach for it. She's like, are you leaving? Honestly, this is my real fucking life, and it's not on fucking display. And if you want the cameras to come follow me out while I'm not being on display of my fucking life, so be it. I shall accept it.

[Ronnie Karam]

I don't need to fight her. I don't. Especially singing about pizza the whole time. I haven't got the stomach for any of this pizza coil. So Erica follows her out and she's like, I didn't want to ruin your night. I just can't ruin your night. Eureka.

[Kyle Richards]

Oh, it doesn't matter. I already stood up and swayed to that track. My job here is done, okay? I'm just waiting for the pizza to come out.

[Ronnie Karam]

If just one more person knows where their pizza is and exactly when it's gonna arrive and how hot and ready it is. I've done my job here, Dorit. I've done my job.

[Kyle Richards]

If I could help one person avoid the noid, then my job here is done.

[Ronnie Karam]

So then inside, Kyle's like, you guys, I lost my shit. Like, really bad. You guys, like, really bad. And Bose is like, well, maybe she's just trying to get it all out. And they're like, well, don't get it out on people that don't deserve it. What are you talking about? You're like a machine gun that's just turned on and left to go. Like one of those ones that just sprays all over.

[Kyle Richards]

I'm really upset that Sutton and Dorit are feuding because this really would have been a great season for Sutton to pile on to Kyle. And I think that Sutton Wants to, but now she's forced to be allied with Kyle because, you know, she's got to be against the Reid. But it's a shame because Sutton would. Would really be shining right now going after Kyle on this matter.

[Ronnie Karam]

Oh, she's still got her licks in during this episode, which is pretty good. But she. She does have to do it in a more pe way. You know, you're correct. So Bose is like, well, how does she know if Kyle deserved it or not? And they're like, wow. And Son's like, well, she didn't deserve it. Here, here's my squint. This proof she does not deserve it. Take this squint and suck it. And Kyle's like, yeah, she literally laughed about it for eight years. I mean, that's the thing. You don't know the history. You don't know the history of her just laughing about me and PK being friend. Yeah, that was before she was getting a divorce, Kyle.

[Kyle Richards]

Yeah. Also, so is your argument that you guys were never that close, or is your argument that you guys were close enough, they had history that she understood the nuances of the fact that you would text PK memes. Which one is it, Kyle?

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah, exactly. So she's like, well, I can of course, understand how this would look to people who don't understand the friendship, but especially the newer people in the group. And she knows that too, and that's why she's doing it, because she has to come up with something. Otherwise, she's the asshole. No, you're still the asshole.

[Kyle Richards]

The way she is trying to manipulate this, the way she is bending, like, her this argument around and trying so hard to make this make sense. Where it seems like Dorit is the asshole in the situation is honestly, it's admirable. I mean, I've never seen anyone work so hard to really bend reality this way, you know, at least on. On this show.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah.

[Kyle Richards]

And this is a show where they do that a lot.

[Ronnie Karam]

So Tilly is like, do you think that she thought that PK was sending you something besides mems and bros Is like, I thought that. I definitely would have thought that. What'd you say? Mems? That is.

[Kyle Richards]

Oh, you mean like the waitresses? Ma'ams. So sudden. Basically, sudden like laughs and Cypress are facing the hands. And meanwhile, Erica's saying dorit is having a hard time personally, and she is no longer putting up with the out of K. So anyway, back to me standing around listening to my music at this event that people came to hear me sing at so then, no. Dorit gets into her to her van, and Erica's basically like, you know, I've never seen Kyle and Dorit like this. I've never seen Dorit lunge towards Kyle. I mean, I've seen PK lunge towards a Pringle, but I've never seen Dorit lunge towards Kyle, and I've never seen Kyle's vein pop out of her head like that. Which is crazy because she seems to do it every episode, but I just haven't noticed it ever before. I don't know. Maybe it's that running mascara in my eyes.

[Ronnie Karam]

So then we go over to Sutton's house. She's having a country club day for the girls. You know, just have some good old tennis. So she's dressed all Tennessee, and then Kyle comes in while Avi does things like, you know, cut lemons wrong and, I don't know, gets country club ready. So Kyle comes, and then she comes in and, you know, takes off her shoes. Cause that's what you have to do in this house. It's a big part of this episode. And they make some small talk, and Kyle's like, oh, my God, off my panties in such a twist about last night. Like, I can't. I, like, seriously, I cannot believe it. I mean, sorry about my language. It's like, I don't care. At this country club, you can cuss, you can drink. You can do a lot of things at this country club. Kyle, close your mouth. Close your mouth. It's disgusting. It's rude. Just close your mouth, please.

[Kyle Richards]

Am I allowed to text PK in this country club? Well, yes, you can. She goes, well, you know what? I have not lost that in a very, very long time. And son's like, yeah, I didn't want you get an aneurysm. Yeah. I mean, when she said that, that veins bulging on the side of my head. That does not. That only happens when I get really upset. And no, the last time I remember that happening is when I had a fight with Camille Grammer in New York City. Kyle, I hate to break it to you, but you may need to watch seasons one through everything up into this moment, because it happened five times a.

[Ronnie Karam]

Season, especially when she was yelling at Dorit about Kathy Hilton and wherever they were, skiing Aspen or whatever, when she got dare you. Why can't you just be on my side? And she was satanic, and that vein was coming out. And then we see the clip of 2010 where season one was. And those. She didn't even have the angry Vein back then at all. She had the angry one 11s, which normally they're angry elevens. You know, that you get botox. You know, I have it right here. She had like three of them. I don't even remember that face at all. I was like, who that. Who the hell is that woman?

[Kyle Richards]

Yeah, it was a. It was a whole different thing. But, yeah, we go. We go back there. And then Kyle's like, I would. I would never say that even if I thought that. Camille. You're such a fucking liar. Camille. I kind of feel like Kyle only said that as fan service. She was like, you know what? I know people are probably pissed at me. Let me give the producers a chance to throw that. Throw that clip up on the screen, because I know the fans will like that. And guess what? I did.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. So Kyle's like, when I get upset, I black out. Well, I think Kyle has a problem when people stand up to her. But listen, Kyle, I don't like things bolton. And she's basically saying that Dorit's been cowering for years and now she's standing up against Kyle. And that's the thing when you just get rid of your alliances, you know, when you gather a bunch of people and use them as weapons against other people. You've got to keep those guns cleaned, girl, or they're going to turn on you.

[Kyle Richards]

You know, that's always no honor amongst thieves.

[Ronnie Karam]

It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin commercial.

[Keke Palmer]

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[Kyle Richards]

So Garcelle shows up. Hi. Who's ready for tennis? Not me. If you look for me on that court, you know what you'll wind up saying? Black girl missing. I'm on the side.

[Ronnie Karam]

So then they start chatting about last night. And Garcelle's like, my head is still spitting about last night. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Well, I just said my panties are in a twist. That's what I said about it. Good one, Kyle. Glad you were sure to get that on camera. No, they should be. I mean, literally, you were just coming for each other. Wow. So then we see them coming for each other. A clip, and Kyle's like, I blacked out. I'm not kidding you. And when. When I get upset, I don't remember what I said. And when I really lost it, I mean, the vein was just bulging out of the side of my head.

[Kyle Richards]

Let's see how long that this whole blackout line lasts, because I'm sure it'll be very soon where she'll be rattling off specifics. You said this and I said this. And you're totally misconstruing it. I was like, well, what happened to that blackout? I guarantee her little blackout thing is gon way very soon. So Garcelle was like, yes. And then she got Mad at you for your vein. Oh, God, she's awful. Kyle's like, yeah. I mean, don't make them come out of my head. Don't make my. Kyle is mad at Dorit for making her vein come out of her forehead.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. You know, this whole thing is interesting. And I was like, why does this seem so weird to me? It's because Kyle's hanging out with Sutton and Garcelle. That has never happened. I don't think we've ever seen a 3.3person hang out with this trio have. It seems really bizarre. And it's so sad that Kyle is just left with this. She's been on here, and I don't mean because they suck. I just mean because she clearly does not like these people. You know, she's been on this show 14 years and has no friends. I mean, she has no friends to the point that she's shooting two main scenes today with Sutton and Garcel, who she's never liked.

[Kyle Richards]

Well, because you have the Fox Force Five that always hangs out with each other. Kyle and Dorit and Erica. And then you have, like, the. I don't. We never gave them a name, but it was like the Sutton Crystal Garcel group, who were never, ever truly accepted by the Fox Force Five, and they had to create their own group. And of course, they all hang out with each other, but we. I guess what we don't really see is a lot of, like, Kyle coming over to Kiki with them.

[Ronnie Karam]

Right.

[Kyle Richards]

Like, they may go out and have, like, a lunch and talk about things and what's going on and how's life, but never just like a straight up, like, let's just sit and gab in the backyard. And that's why it feels a little strange, because it's like, this is Kyle goes to Erica and Dorit for this sort of stuff. Or Rinna when she was on.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. So, yep, she's left. She's left with Slim Pickens here. Kyle, you did this to yourself. So then Sutton's like, well, you know. Oh, so basically, they play tennis. They have. It's like a wacky scene of playing tennis. So we can fast forward.

[Kyle Richards]

Yeah. So Garcelle pretends that she hurt her arm so she doesn't have to play, and it's hilarious.

[Ronnie Karam]

All right. Business. So they start eating their sushi, and Kyle's like, well, I didn't know if there was already iced tea that has alcohol in it, because the first call I made this morning. I don't know why I'm talking about that. Oh, because she's asking Sutton, like, does your tea have vodka in it? Is that why?

[Kyle Richards]

Yes. And then she's like, by the way, guys, the first call I made today, this morning was to Mo. Just want to remind everyone that we're having kind of the best divorce. Like, her divorce is kind of better than everyone else's. So every time you guys say that it's gonna go one way, I just want you to know, like, everything is totally, totally fine between us. We are really happy and co parenting. I have no issues, Mauricio. I don't even have an issue with the fact that there were rumors about to read being too close with Mauricio. That will definitely not surface later in this episode. I'm totally chill, Mauricio.

[Ronnie Karam]

Guys, I don't remember if I won tennis because Ronnie wasn't paying attention to that scene. And I know I've never won an Oscar, but I have won divorce. Best divorce ever. What?

[Kyle Richards]

First of all, it's wild that he is the first person that you called. Yeah. So he told me that PK was having a hard time last night, and he was, like, really down. And I said, I can't be friends with PK I can't. And he was like, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. And I said, well, if it bothers her, I can't. So Kyle is now doing this very performative sacrificial moment. She's a martyr to this friendship because Dorit is just so demanding. And look at this. Even Mauricio thinks it's unreasonable.

[Ronnie Karam]

Well, I mean, like I said last night, if it was me, I'd be upset. And something's like, yeah, I wouldn't like that either. I wouldn't like it. Yeah, I wouldn't like it either. Me neither. I wouldn't like that. I wouldn't like it. I would hate it. I would hate it.

[Kyle Richards]

You guys, you had a very different situation. Okay, first of all, as someone who is in the Halloween franchise, I think I'm afforded certain rights and privileges. I'm sorry, that's just how it is.

[Ronnie Karam]

You didn't have Jamie Lee Curtis there to talk you down from the ledge. You know, sometimes that's really all you need.

[Kyle Richards]

As someone who had a recurring role on ER, I will tell you, I understand an emergency, and this is not one. Dorit needs to calm down.

[Ronnie Karam]

Well, okay, but I feel like it's a similar situation, Dorit, not infidelity, but being angry at one another and sounds like. Well, I mean, but what? So wait, did we hear that peak. There was infidelity here. This is the first time we're hearing of this, right?

[Kyle Richards]

I think that she was saying. No, she was. I think she was saying that in her situation, there was infidelity. Garcelle was saying, I'm in a similar situation.

[Ronnie Karam]

I mean, we caught PK cheating. Who slept with pk? Let's shame him just for sleeping with pk. Not necessarily the cheating.

[Kyle Richards]

It was Susan Boyle.

[Ronnie Karam]

So, so hard to understand housewives. Like, it's so hard. Like, I really have to think hard about it before I come to work. And Obviously I fail 80% of the time.

[Kyle Richards]

So then Sutton's like, well, Kyle, you had an infidelity. And Kyle's like, yeah, she really does do that.

[Ronnie Karam]

Like sucking down a canary on accident where she's like, what do you mean? What do you mean? What part? Infidelity. Who did? You did. No, I didn't. With Mo, when you've talked about him, you also were kind of bragging about dating Morgan all last year. How's Kyle forgetting this? Why is Kyle acting like everybody's outing her when her whole story storyline last year was getting cutesy tattoos with this hot country star who was writing songs about doing coke off of her stomach in the Chateau Marmont. What the hell, Kyle?

[Kyle Richards]

With my. And so we see a flashback to last reunion where Kyle says, well, with any marriage, there's issues that you have that. That you have that come up. And like I said in my interview where, you know, I did lose my trust.

[Ronnie Karam]

Dot, dot, dot. See, we never know. You know again. She just never tells us. So then Garcelle's like, well, this is definitely the unspoken thing that no one brings up. I mean, listen, we've been hearing rumors for years that either Mo slept around or stepped out or is doing this or that, but nobody has confirmation. But it's been all over. Please.

[Kyle Richards]

Cuz like with the Instagram. And now we see a flashback to 2023 with Sutton saying, like, what is appropriate when it comes to husband's communication with other women on social media. I had a fight with Mo about that, and I hate that stuff. I hate it.

[Ronnie Karam]

I love that Sutton is just so ham handed with it. Because these games are usually like, hinting to get to the drama and sounds like, let's play a game. So, Kyle, your husband's been people over Instagram dms. How does that feel? Just a random question. It came with a box.

[Kyle Richards]

So then Sutton's like, I always have problems with things slipping out of my mouth. And I was like, well, it's different. Okay, that's different.

[Ronnie Karam]

Well, this one's. This part's important. I'm sorry to interrupt you, but this part's important because the producer said, basically, when you're talking about infidelities, are you referring to the Instagram story? And she says, no, I'm not. So she's talking about bigger rumors, which. What are the bigger rumors? There have been a lot of rumors about Mauricio. I mean, I've seen stuff that, like, he went skiing with this lady who was a realtor. And maybe Kyle got mad, but that was after the separation. Who was the cheat while they were doing it? Because from what I'm getting from the show, it's only Kyle. Who was it from The. The show is showing us that Kyle got mad about Instagram stuff and then kind of started having a fling with Mo when she felt distant from Mo. Right. Or is that. In my head?

[Kyle Richards]

She. I think that's the implication there was something happened in Kyle's life where there was like. Like distance. And the implication was that she went through. She was having tough times with Kathy, she lost her best friend, and Mauricio was not available to her. And then. Then she started drifting and met Morgan. Etc. But then this is also the same time when there were the Dorit rumors with. With Mauricio. And so who knows?

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. Okay, thanks. Thanks for catching me up. Because I forget. I recapped the show every episode, but I forget. So then, yeah, Kyle's like, well, that's different. I mean, that. That's different. I think that's different. And she's like, okay, thank. Okay, okay, well, we're going to drop it until the next time Garcelle brings it up and I. And I smile with my eyes. Okay, well, it's just the way that she went about it. I mean, it was just so annoying. Cuz like, I did not know. It's like it didn't bother her before that I talked to pk. Like, she said it a million times. Okay, but obviously she didn't know you were still texting pk, which is why you had to answer for it. She didn't know about this. Stop making it sound like pre divorce is the same as during divorce.

[Kyle Richards]

I know. She's really. She's The. The fact that she is really toeing this line when she knows she up with girl code. It's not even girl code. It's just like anyone code. So Garcelle's like, well, I think she wants you to take her side. And Kyle's like, well, I am not talking about that then, like, so I'm, like, talking about then, like, now I understand. That's why I said that. What? What?

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah, but you're still mad. Then why are you mad if you understand it's bad? I mean, really, all she had to do in this whole thing was say, listen, I'm friends with PK I' been friends with pk. I didn't think you would mind if I was sending him a little, like, feel better stuff. Like, I'm not trying to betray you, but if, you know, I hurt your feelings, so I'm really sorry. I'll stop doing that. That's it. And it would have ended, you know, but the whole, like, denial, denial, denial, and then admitting it, but then denying it because Dorit deserved it because she was fine with it before. And this whole thing. Come on. Cut. Cut the rigamarole, Kyle. Lady who doesn't like beating a dead horse. You're the lady who brings the dead. You're the lady who brings the horse on. You kill the horse, then you beat it, and then you have it remade to be branded as your own horse. Okay, you keep beating it somewhere.

[Kyle Richards]

So Kyle's like, well, I mean, I've sent text messages, but, like, I mean, you know, you're. It's like your friends and everything. And Sutton's like, so you don't talk about the relationship. Never. Never. He's smarter than that. You know, Like, I don't know this girl. Like, I don't know who Dorita is right now. Like, I want. I won't be friends with someone who continues to do that to me right now. There's no incentive for me to fix things with her. Who wants to be around that? That?

[Ronnie Karam]

Well, not me. We can agree on that. Not me. I don't. Not me either. Me neither.

[Kyle Richards]

I never liked her. I'm still mad I didn't get to see her face fall when I told her that you've been texting pk. Oh, sorry. Kyle's gonna throw you under the bus there.

[Ronnie Karam]

Oh, well, Carl goes. Not it. So then we go to HD Buttercup. So I love that this whole storyline is Erica has to redo her house on a me very meager budget, so she's shopping at HD Buttercup. Girl.

[Kyle Richards]

Yeah, girl. Also, does HD Buttercup serve champagne when you walk in there? I don't remember ever going in there. They're doing that.

[Ronnie Karam]

I mean, they've never given me champagne. Here's what they do when I go into HD Buttercup. They Slightly follow me around because I'm. They look like they think I'm stealing things. And last time I even got admonished because they have these big candy jars in one of the furniture rooms. And so I took some candy, and then I walked into the next room where employees were sitting at a table, like, talking, and I didn't realize that there were mirrors looking into the other room. And she's like, oh, so I see you helped yourself to some candy.

[Kyle Richards]

What?

[Ronnie Karam]

And I said, I sure did. Said, I sure did.

[Kyle Richards]

Wow.

[Ronnie Karam]

But as I kept walking, I was like, oh, try me again. You know, I considered circling around and grabbing. Grabbing the whole thing and putting it in my pocket, just walking out, pretending I'm rich, you know, like, yeah, well, I might buy this couch later. Oh, this candy is mine. This.

[Kyle Richards]

So, yeah, we're at HD Buttercup in Culver City, and Eric is like, hello, I'm here to meet Martin Lawrence Ballard. Oh, you mean the foppish Brit who's doing cartwheels over there by the palm trees? Yes. I will have to say, by the way, the return of Martin Lawrence Ballard into our lives with this show prompted me to go onto Peacock and start watching Million Dollar Decorators again. I watched the first episode. God, that was such a good show. It was so good. It was a very chaotic first episode. Like, Kathy Ireland, the British lady, she is kind of a mess. She spends the entire episode screaming. She's like, here's the guacamole. I need the guacamole ready now. Where's the Marties? Oh, yeah. My boobs, my boobs. Looking good, love. Where's more blood? What's this piece doing? But honestly, it's such a good show.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah, that was a good one. I missed that show every day. Every day I miss it. So they make some small. Dorit comes and makes some small talk with Irka, and then here he comes. Hello, ladies. Oh, my God.

[Kyle Richards]

Oh, hi, my love. How are you, Button? This is my friend Dorit. She says, oh, yes. Just heard about how fabulous you are and how wonderful you've been to Erica. I said, oh, well, goodness. Of course.

[Ronnie Karam]

You've just heard about me. Mm. How interesting for you. So if you ever need a remodel of that rock that you've been living under, let me know, dear.

[Kyle Richards]

Sarika tells us style is not an unlimited budget. Style is when you have a budget. And I take these things here and mix them together and make it look fucking fabulous, that style. I'm like, yes, but also, everything we've seen about you is having an unlimited budget and using that just to buy whatever's new.

[Ronnie Karam]

I was gonna say, man. Yeah, we know, E. Cause we've seen you with an unlimited budget, and there was still no style. Okay, we've seen you on both Trading Spaces and we've seen you on and Living Spaces. Million dollar decorators. You have a style in either one of them. So Martin's like, well, we're giving her the new her with a bit old glamour. So I've brought in personality experts. Just kidding, Erica. I can't go that deep. Just don't have the talent to fix something as broken as. Shall we, ladies?

[Kyle Richards]

I like this. So what's. What's your view on plants? I love plants. It's like I told Sha and Osborne, they have to be real. Real plants. I agree. You know, room is like a face. If the bone structure isn't good, doesn't matter how much plastic surgery or makeup you put on, it's not going to work. And you see them both, like, looking like, is that a dig? Well, but also.

[Ronnie Karam]

Also to be coming out of his mouth. I mean, he's like, well, ladies, fake is terrible. You know, real is key. If you don't have the bone stocks and nothing else will work. I'm like, you look like an ottoman. What are you talking about? You're an ottoman with a tongue.

[Kyle Richards]

Your lips look like the hood on my teleprompter. So Erica's like, well, I moved into the home once again. Okay, everyone, get ready for another. Another tale about Erica living humbly and redecorating for her soul. So, you know, when I moved into this tiny, permanent igloo, I thought, how am I ever gonna live in here?

[Ronnie Karam]

Basically, the wigwam cut to my favorite Erica with a little broom that's just made out of a stick and some straw tied to the end, sweeping softly and singing I've got a on a clown. And then we go to. We come back, and she's like, you know, the last thing I was thinking about was furniture, to be perfectly honest. We know because you took all the furniture from Tom's. We've covered this. So she's like, yeah, I had a lot of furniture in my old home, and it wasn't that comfortable, but it looked good and it cost a lot of money.

[Kyle Richards]

Tom Segawa pulled up a Mayflower 18 Wheeler. Honey. And she unloaded on his ass and then left. And she didn't even leave him any toilet paper. Trust me, I'm not even joking. It really stank around there. So Martin's like, by the way, I hate to interrupt this moment while you're reflecting on how you used to be rich and then became still rich, but less rich. I like this corner. If you need a new man, this is Is the corner to cook. Right over here.

[Ronnie Karam]

They're testing out this couch. He's like, yes, this is the corner to cook with.

[Kyle Richards]

Am I right, ladies? That's great. So then, Erica. No, I'm also just laughing.

[Ronnie Karam]

I was like, I never want to even sit on that couch. Please don't ever make me sit on that couch. I'm just imagining Martin climaxing on that couch. I don't want it. I don't want you cooking in corners. Just make my house look cute. Don't make me think of you, like, naked and doing stuff. It's people.

[Kyle Richards]

This is the sort of couch where you put on Oronoko flow and you jerk off to images of international mail from 1991.

[Ronnie Karam]

So don't even mention me. Oh, man. Martin. Men. Martin. Well, we've got to have a hobby, don't we, girls?

[Kyle Richards]

So Erica is like, yeah, you know, I was like, you know, while Tom's axle unloaded, I was like, let me take four cups and four plates and do the right thing. And that's said you and took all the shit. I should have done that too, but big deal. Thanks, Internet.

[Ronnie Karam]

By the way, that was not you innocently taking four plates so you could leave Tom something. This was you. Get the fucking plates, Maggie. Boo. Boo.

[Kyle Richards]

Boo.

[Ronnie Karam]

Don't worry. They won't be here for at least 16 minutes. All right, get the goddamn mattress and get in the car. Farrah.

[Kyle Richards]

Farrah, the housewives need to do a scene, so can I show you some things that need to get delivered? Yes, that sounds good. Okay, the first thing is a person. Whoa, Martin, that wasn't nice.

[Ronnie Karam]

So now Eric and Dorit just sit on the couch that they're testing. And Erica's like, oh, have a seat on my new couch. Please ignore the stain that Martin left there. Jesus Christ. Oh, thank you. Redecorating. I feel like it's a rebirth, isn't it? Here I come. Out in the world, me again. Wa. Back when I only had one accent. Wah. Wah. But then a French nurse passed and I said, wah, wah. And then a Spanish lady passed, and I said, wah. For more. W. For just, like being born again.

[Kyle Richards]

Could you please get your metaphorical placenta off the sofa? Haven't purchased it yet.

[Ronnie Karam]

How about you shut the up tower battle and let's see the se.

[Kyle Richards]

Okay. Come on, we only have about five minutes before Martin Lawrence comes back here and tries to tell us about at the time he followed around George Michael for an entire year in the 90s, okay?

[Ronnie Karam]

He ended up redesign. He ended up redesigning a public restroom in Will Rogers State Park.

[Kyle Richards]

So anyway, you know, it means a lot because it's taking a time to get to. To the wanna even try because it was so much about survival and now I wanna thrive instead of simply gasping for air every day in my two million dollar Hancock park house where I have an extra room that I could just put clothes in.

[Ronnie Karam]

Oh God.

[Kyle Richards]

To be impoverished.

[Ronnie Karam]

Oh God, don't I understand. In case you didn't understand, that meant you just had two monologues in a row and I've said nothing about piquee. Alright, Dewey, just fucking go talk already. Well, I love talking to you. You and Bose, you're the two people that I've been confiding in most. And to hear there are people in the group that have an issue with our friendship.

[Kyle Richards]

There's a crash in the other room. What was that? Oh, sorry loves. I knocked my fresh and easy basket into a vase. Don't mind me. Keeping doing your scene, pharah.

[Ronnie Karam]

Please put some green bell peppers behind this fus otherwise no one will take it seriously. You homely little wench.

[Kyle Richards]

It's called multitasking. And you hear another person, oh, Martin, I see you've helped yourself to some candy.

[Ronnie Karam]

Off. Have her removed. Well, honestly, I have no idea. I can't make sense of it, Erica, because I would have an issue like that in elementary school commercials. Here comes one right now.

[Kyle Richards]

So then we see a flashback to a day earlier and Bose, Erica and Dorit are hiking together and Bose is like, Sutton, Sutton has said, remember I was telling you, you and Dorit are like off together and talking. And Erica's like, yeah. So I was like, I'm getting to know her. What's wrong with that? Yeah, what's wrong with that?

[Ronnie Karam]

I don't.

[Kyle Richards]

Now you can say your elementary school thing.

[Ronnie Karam]

I don't think that. I don't think that there's a problem with. I don't think people are like, why bows only? You know, I don't think it's a problem with bows. I think it's just so transparent what Dorit is doing, trying to build alliances. But then again, you know, if you need friends and you need to go make friends and that's it, that's what she's doing. And that's the same thing that Kyle's doing with Garcelle and Sutton, who. She's never hung out before, but no one's calling her out. So just let the girls live. Let them live.

[Kyle Richards]

I. I have a hot take here. I don't think that there's an ulterior motive with Dorit and Bose. I think that Dorit genuinely was drawn to Bose. I think they were generally drawn to each other. I think they just see themselves as like, it's like two fabulous, over the top women. Both recognize, like, game. Recognize game. And they're like. Or it's like gay appeal. Recognize gay appeal. And I think they just immediately knew, like, oh, yeah, we're like. Like we're meant. We're meant to be friends.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. And I definitely see that they like each other. I'm not saying that. I just think when I first saw Dorit, how she, like, totally went straight for Bose and snagged bows. Basically it's because somebody, I think that they, you know, eventually have spent more time together than anybody else, so naturally they have started to like each other. But, I mean, I don't know, I thought it was kind of obvious on Darius part, but. Yeah, I see what you're saying. It makes sense.

[Kyle Richards]

Yeah. But you know what it is? I don't think that Bose would. I think Bose could probably sniff out a faker. I mean, Doritos fake, but, like, she could sniff out. I think if someone's trying to manipulate her. Her. And like, because if Kyle. If Kyle had done this move, I think, like, Kyle would have been so transparent about it. I think Bose would have been like, I sense something is up, but I feel like. I don't know, I. Maybe this is just me being a naive optimist, but I actually feel like it's. It's a genuine thing.

[Ronnie Karam]

If it were something like Survivor, I think Boza's confessional will be something along the line of, well, it's too easy. I mean, it's too soon to really commit to a team Yet. Yet. I'm not going to be in an alliance just yet, but, you know, we'll wait and see. I think they're still in there. Like, pre have to make a fire by yourself phase.

[Kyle Richards]

Yeah. Okay, so. So anyway, Dorit is basically saying, like, I mean, do you, like, come sit by my. She's talking about us. Feels like you said before, it's like all very elementary school. Like, what side are you on? I mean, what is it? Like, come on my side. No, you need to be on our side. Grow up.

[Ronnie Karam]

I mean, That's. Well, I was going to say that's true, but you are also saying, like, are you on PK side or my side? Why the fuck are you texting pk?

[Kyle Richards]

Yeah, that is. But I was thinking that, too, because.

[Ronnie Karam]

That is a man, but, you know, that's the husband or whatever. So I get that. That's different. But Erica's like, well, what do you need from Kyle in order to move forward? Because for a second, you weren't moving forward, and now. Now the viper room. Post Viper room. What do you need exactly? Glad A Dominoes.

[Kyle Richards]

What is it?

[Ronnie Karam]

It's like. Well, it hurts me that she doesn't say, I text this to pk. Do you know why? It feels secretive. And then her reaction made me feel like, hold on a minute.

[Kyle Richards]

Whoa. Even if he's reaching out to you, even if you want to maintain a friendship, which is okay, except that it's not okay. Yeah, it's fine. Just right now, it's just not clean. Like, why not share it with me? I. I mean, you know what? I can see why you feel that way. By the way, I just got a text message. Domino is also the name of a brand of sugar. Is that allowed in Beverly Hills? Can we be endorsing sugar?

[Ronnie Karam]

Just don't pay attention to that. The point is, you like me better, and you always have. Well, you know, I did want to talk to you about wearing horizontal black and white prison stripes when you're talking to me. And you know that Tom's still on trial. That's kind of insensitive. Don't you think?

[Kyle Richards]

I need to understand why she flipped out so much? Do you think if the table was turned on coil and asked me the question, and I. That I asked Kyle and I reacted, Kyle would be okay with that? No. No, I don't think so.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah, it's like, no, but you both get divorced, you know, I mean, come on, girl. You know, she'd be mad. You know, I agree. Andrea's like, well, she shouldn't have been happy with any of it. Not that. The texting, not the shearing, and definitely not a reaction.

[Kyle Richards]

So now we go to Bose's house, and Bose is packing up stuff. She's about to have some fibroid surgery, and she's talking about how she's gonna be doing this and she's gonna get fibroid surgery.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah, surgery. And it's. She's. One of them is the size of a grapefruit, which is insane. And it makes me hate grapefruit even more because you Know, I hate grapefruit because that's like, a big Weight Watchers thing from the 80s when they'd be like, oh, my God, guys, you have to eat a grapefruit every day because it makes your metabolism go faster. No, it doesn't. It never did. I was fatter than the day after I ate a grapefruit than the day before.

[Kyle Richards]

I bet a pomelo.

[Ronnie Karam]

And I was much more miserable. Grapefruit I hate.

[Kyle Richards]

Don't take it out on the grapefruit, though.

[Ronnie Karam]

Hate.

[Kyle Richards]

Don't take it.

[Ronnie Karam]

So I think it's stupid things. Hate them. They're inedible.

[Kyle Richards]

You know what I think about with grapefruits is that when I was a kid watching either, it was. I think it was Candid Camera, and they had this, like, gag where, like, someone was sitting at, like, the diner counter and they had a grapefruit, and they, like, rigged the grapefruit that when they put their spoon into it, it would squirt the person to the right or the left. And I literally thought that was the funniest thing. I was like, guys, comedy does not get any better than the squirting grapefruit.

[Ronnie Karam]

This is it.

[Kyle Richards]

This is it. It's never. We're never achieving these heights ever again.

[Ronnie Karam]

And I think our comedy has not really advanced for the both of us. We're still pretty much in that place. Because that sounds like the funniest fucking thing to me. I'd still laugh. It was today.

[Kyle Richards]

It was funny. And honestly, if you think about that, that happening to, like, Kyle Richards, she's like, oh, my God, that grapefruit just squirted at me. It still would be, like, hilarious for us.

[Ronnie Karam]

Like, why am I getting so thin? Why am I getting. It's like Stephen King's thinner. It just squirts people in the eye, and they just start losing too much body weight immediately.

[Kyle Richards]

Why do we. By the way? Why? You know, it's been, like, 20 years. This is crazy, but it's been like, 20 years since Punk'd was, like, a thing. Why have we not brought that Punk'd but for Housewives? Because I feel like if anyone deserves to be punked and if anyone would have hilarious reaction would be the Housewives. Like, can we just see Kyle Richards? What? Can we just redo the entire Justin Timberlake gag with Kyle Richards and see her sitting on a curb crying? Because that would be great for me.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah, that was the best punk where we got to see Justin Timberlake crying. They were moving everything out of his house.

[Kyle Richards]

That's the only punk I ever remember.

[Ronnie Karam]

But, like, that was gonna ruin the tour.

[Kyle Richards]

He was like, call my mom. Call my mom. And his mom was in it, in on it. It was great.

[Ronnie Karam]

So now Kyle comes over because it's five hours later. Now, this setup, this is why Bose is amazing. And, you know, it's always hard to tell with the first season housewife. She came out the gate pretty fabulous, right? But, you know, it's hard to tell. It's because her interactions with Dorit. Like, I get that it's good for Dorit. I don't know that it's good for both. I mean, it kind of bores. Bores me. It kind of. I like to read, but it makes me kind of bored. I don't know. You see, later, when Garcelle comes in a totally different dynamic that I think really comes alive, but with Dorit, I'm not really getting it anyway. I'm not minting. I'm not meaning to harp on that. But what makes her the most fabulous right now is that she does the rest of this episode in bed because she's had surgery, and it's just fabulous. I mean, she's. Yeah, everything she wears, like, she's in full glam. She'll be in bed in full glam, and everybody has to kind of come over and sit with her while she's sick. And this is, I think, where she really. Oddly enough, she's in her bed or in her sick bed the whole time. Recovery bed, I should say. But this is where she really kind of comes out of her shell in this episode.

[Kyle Richards]

Well, what's funny is she's in her bed. There's all these patterns. Her house is just, like, full of all these fabulous patterns. But in her bedroom, she's in kind of like, a robe, and then she's under this big blanket that's splayed out across the top of her bed. And then on her wall are all these, like, portraits of bows. And it's like, very old Hollywood. It's like, here I am. Here's a portrait of me at Netf, Netflix approving a document. Here's a picture of me at Uber talking about surge pricing. It's just like. It's just so, like, welcome to Bo's land.

[Ronnie Karam]

One of them is a black velvet painting. That's amazing.

[Kyle Richards]

Yeah.

[Ronnie Karam]

I mean, to have a painting of yourself is one thing, but to have yourself on velvet is.

[Kyle Richards]

But it's. There's something very regal about it. And, like, she's sitting there, like, the bed feels like a throne. And later on the daybed feels like a throne. And. But she's. Especially when Kyle comes in. Cause she's just there, there propped up. And the way they shot the scene is like Kyle is at the foot of the bed.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yes.

[Kyle Richards]

And Bose is at. Is there. And it just looked like Kyle was there to like, she looked like she was there to ask for funds for her farm in the countryside. It was like when we see those scenes from like House of the Dragon where they're like, please, the dragon are eating my sheep. I need more supplies.

[Ronnie Karam]

The dragon are eating my sheep. That's what I was thinking too. It really is that. And she's like in feathers and glitter and big hair and she's just like looking fabulous and they all have to kind of come sit at her feet. I just love the whole thing. So Kyle does not love having to take her shoes off, but you know, she does it and n's like, hello, I've heard of you, stupid. She's like, oh, hi. So she goes in and she's like, yeah. I really think Bose is fitting a bubble to group. She seems to be open minded. I mean, she is opinionated. But you know, I was hurting her. I was hurt by her comments in the Viper room. So we're here to talk about it today day. It's like, well, you're not going to win this one, so you better go in there with some soft mittens, sweetheart.

[Kyle Richards]

Especially because Bose didn't have any comments at all that landed on anyone's radars. Like, this is the second week in a row that this has happened. You know, first you have Sutton who's like, I didn't like how. How Bose weaponized. Said the word weaponized about me. And now Kyle is like, I didn't like that Bose had this minor opinion. Well, Bo said trying.

[Ronnie Karam]

Bose said, well, how do I know that Kyle didn't deserve it? And that's what really gotten Kyle's craw.

[Kyle Richards]

Kyle's like, I'm the queen here.

[Ronnie Karam]

Deserve it. Yeah. How dare you, ma'am.

[Kyle Richards]

So. But I think what's real, the real issue for Kyle is not what Bose said, but that. That Dorit has gotten to Bose first and Kyle wants Bose's approval. So she is there to turn the tide about her image. So she's like, I think that she has like, I think her idea of who I am is like, maybe tainted. And then we see a month earlier with where Bose watch the fight at Oceanside where Dorit's like, you do not get to pick and choose when it's okay, when you want to be friends, when it's convenient. And when I put a. And when I put a step wrong, you. You're gonna decide, I'm gonna freeze out to read out and punish her for a whole six months. So Kyle doesn't like that Bose. I saw that.

[Ronnie Karam]

And then also such saying, yeah, I too, have experienced the punishment where Kyle has not spoken to me for months at a time. So Kyle walks into Bose's room, you know, and sits at her feet, and she's like, whoa, look at you. It's amazing. She's like, you look gorgeous now. Oh, my God, you're just so beautiful. Just sit down. So she does. And Bose is like, so, look at those flowers you got me. I find it interesting that they're right next to Dorit's. And we see the flowers, and the ones that Kyle brought are Lisa Vanderpump's knockoffs.

[Kyle Richards]

Basically 100% Lisa Vanderpump.

[Ronnie Karam]

They're Lisa Vanderpump to the tea. Kyle's even wearing pink through this whole episode, like, just trying to cling, you know? And then they're right next to Doritz, who clearly knows this woman better because these are like birds of paradise and these fabulous tropical. Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle Richards]

There's a much more interesting arrangement. And Kyle's like, the way they set.

[Ronnie Karam]

Up, it looks like the birds of paradise are gonna eat the roses.

[Kyle Richards]

Yeah. As they should.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah.

[Kyle Richards]

So Bose is like, well, there are multiple reasons why Kyle is visiting me. One is that I've spent a lot of time with Dorit, and maybe Kyle wants me to give. Wants to give me her perspective or maybe so I can have a more balanced opinion. Or maybe she wants to win me over. But guess what? With that shitty flower bouquet, it's gonna be a long road for her.

[Ronnie Karam]

I'm gonna tell Kyle the same thing I told the president of HP when we had a lunch meeting. Squirt printers are out.

[Kyle Richards]

So Bose is like, well, I'm getting to know both of you. And I'm like, oh, she's really mad.

[Ronnie Karam]

Oh.

[Kyle Richards]

And then she's really mad. And then look at that one. She has a vein. I didn't know there were veins in.

[Ronnie Karam]

Beverly Hills girls, because, like, I just blacked out. I, like, totally lost that. Did you know what I mean? So then Boz is like, yeah, I was sitting next to you. Like, this girl's on fire. And not like Alicia Keys said, but legitimate on fire.

[Kyle Richards]

And Kyle's like, I don't get the reference.

[Ronnie Karam]

Sorry, but who Is that.

[Kyle Richards]

Who is Alicia Keys? She's like, I lost it. Because I was thinking to myself, like, you start making. You start trying to make it seem like something's inappropriate. Like, you know, I am not that person. Like, do not try to make me out like somebody I am not. Like, we all know I am not that girl. Like, if I ever did bother her, I would of course not speak to pk. I would once. I wouldn't want someone talking to my husband. It's not my fault she didn't tell me she didn't want me talking to pk. I mean, come on. It's like, okay, Kyle, now she's in that space of I would never do this. Which is a great callback to the Camille grammar fight. Because I will always remember from that season. Season when Camille was mad that Kyle had said off camera, who cares about Camille without Kelsey, without Frasier, basically. And then I just will always remember Kyle going up to Camille and being Camille. Why do you think I said I would never do that? I would never do that? I'm so mad you say that because I would never do that. That's always her defense of, like, you should know me better because I would never do that. When she does the things that she says she would never do.

[Ronnie Karam]

Well, and especially in that situation, like, yeah, you would. And you weren't wrong. You also weren't wrong. It was a valid point that Carl made back then. They used to come around a lot more often back back in those days. So Bose is like, well, I think one of the challenges you're having is that, you know, you've just. There's so many friends, you know, you don't see each other in the same way, the same friendship. You know what I mean? I have 174. Four besties, but some are more besties than others. And I'll go out with one bestie, and then another bestie sees it and she writes me nasty texts about it. You know what I mean?

[Kyle Richards]

This is sort of my way of putting her on blast on national TV. So sorry, Susan.

[Ronnie Karam]

Sorry, Susan, but you're 173.

[Kyle Richards]

I know Crystal. Crystal has nothing on me. So Kyle is like. She's like, well, you're probably right. What I think is as close as what I think is close is different than what maybe she thinks is close. And because I'm close to somebody, you know, I share. When I'm. When I'm close to someone, I share everything. And she's just not that person. Like, she just never shared anything with me. So Kyle is saying that like they have two different definitions of closeness and that because Dorit would never share anything, Kyle never really felt that closeness, which meant that the reason why they were never very close to begin with, which. Which is maybe her. She's trying to explain what she had said at the reunion is cause Dorit never shared anything and so therefore it's Dorit's fault cause Dorit never shares a single thing about her life which is what caused the gulf. And there's no evidence whatsoever of Dorit sharing anything to Kyle Richards.

[Ronnie Karam]

Cut to coil. My husband, the one that you depend on the most is spending so much time in London. Thank God I can depend on you and tell you everything. Coyle, she's like, that's right, eat, tell me everything like you always do. And then we cut back and Carl's like, she never shares anything. Andrew And Bose is like, well, how is that possible? She told me all of this the first moment we met. And then we see a flashback to when they first met and both saying, hello, I'm Bose, I have a club called join Bose, boss bitch of the 2000s and I love life. And then cut to Drake going, well, hello, I'm getting a divorce. He's a severe alcoholic. Severe.

[Kyle Richards]

I get that because I'm about to drop my friend Susan. So do you want to take her spot?

[Ronnie Karam]

Hello there. This is a two part recap. Okay, this is the end of part one. So thank you so much for listening to this. Just come back a little later for part two.

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[Ronnie Karam]

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