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Keke Palmer
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Keke Palmer
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- [02:29]
Ben Mandelker
That's what happens when there's so much that. Hello, and welcome to Watch what Crappin. A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.
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Ronnie Karam
Okay, so now everybody starts looking through their phone, and Angie's joking like, oh, my God. Check, Please check. So here we go. Who wants to start? Mary's like, I'll go first. We get to do it about everybody, right? She's like, no, just one. Oh, God, I need an editor. Hand over my phone. Just read my whole phone.
- [03:19]
Ben Mandelker
I mean, I can't imagine it. Mary on her. On her text messaging, saying anything that could be worse than anything she's ever said. I mean, she's already called Heather and Brad, like, a few times. So. So Heather's like, so Mary gives her and everything else.
- [03:30]
Ronnie Karam
I mean, she has already dragged Heather every season. This is the first season that she hasn't completely dragged Heather. I mean, she started off where she was like, wow, you're skinny. I guess that was, like, a somewhat drag. But she didn't really get her too bad this season. But, yeah, you're right. She's already been so mean.
- [03:48]
Ben Mandelker
So she gives her phone to Heather, and Heather just starts reading the message and just starts to cry. And I was like, oh, my God, this is gonna be a long episode. This is gonna be a rough, rough episode. We're like, this is. We're only on the first. So Heather's like. She starts reading it. Heather. From day one, I never felt accepted by her and included as part of this hit, this group. She changed when she became successful, and I think it went to her head. She started getting aggressive and referring back to all the things she had accomplished and threw it in our faces. And instead of being grateful for her blessings, it changed her to become competitive and super mean. And, oh, while she enjoyed the feeling of fame, she has forgotten the people who helped her get to where she is and who are truly happy and proud of her like I have been and always will be.
- [04:33]
Ronnie Karam
Heather's like, yeah, Heather's crying. But, you know, now that I've had a day to think about it, because when I was watching it, I was just cringing so hard and laughing, but I was like, oh, my God, please stop. Just stop this game. But now that I've had a day to think about it, and now that I see it here in black and white, there Is no way that this a is the meanest thing Mary's ever said. Because it's really not that mean. I mean, it's. It's not nice to hear a critique about yourself changing. But how she ends it with who have helped. She's forgotten the people who helped her get where she is and who are truly happy and proud of her like I have been and always will be. Oh, please. That is very handpicked. And you just tagged that end on. Was not in there. This is a real one. Stupid, inbred, fat bitch. I hate that. Yeah, I hope. I prayed for a train to hit that tonight.
- [05:22]
Ben Mandelker
Haven't. Haven't there always been. Hasn't that been, like, a recurring thing? Like, Mary was so mad. She sent me all these crazy text messages, and there were all these, like, text messages that Mary sent just, like, badgering someone, so. But then Heather, like, responds with another monologue.
- [05:39]
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, there she goes. She gets a special Delights dim around her. And she's like, I understand Mary. I understand why you said those things. And I think it's obviously unfair because I did lose a lot of things as I've become more and more successful. Like long underwear to church. The Bishops telling me to let the man win at every. It's been very difficult.
- [06:00]
Ben Mandelker
Bolero jackets.
- [06:01]
Ronnie Karam
Bolero jackets. God, it's so hard having bare arms now. I mean, it felt like freedom at first, but how? Mosquitoes. Am I right? But I'm aware of the things that I've lost and the person I've become. But, like, I like this girl better, and she's more authentically me. Heather, your temple just fell off. Oh, God, Sorry. Actually, snap on. I love me.
- [06:28]
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. Then Heather tells us that she understands why her having boundaries can look mean, but she doesn't feel mean in her heart, which is what most mean people say, by the way, because. And I don't ever want to be. I don't ever want my newfound confidence to come across as mean. That's not my intention. And Mary's like, well, yeah, she's changed. She's different. And, you know, I told her how I really felt, and I feel like she received it. And I feel like this is Heather that I know, and that Heather I used to know, and this is her tonight. And I love that, and I love this.
- [06:56]
Ronnie Karam
For us, I cracked up at Mary. Heather's just sobbing, and she's like, well, I like the new me. And Mary's like, well, I told that bitch. This is great. It's a great talk.
- [07:07]
Ben Mandelker
Now she's sobbing. I love this for us.
- [07:09]
Ronnie Karam
She's like, I got to tell a bitch off. And nobody is calling me names or telling me to be quiet. This is amazing. Can we do this every episode?
- [07:19]
Ben Mandelker
So then, clean slate. Okay, who wants to go next? And Brittany goes, I'll go next.
- [07:24]
Ronnie Karam
Oh, God.
- [07:25]
Ben Mandelker
I wrote something about Mary, which is funny because when I was watching this, Dom goes the movie. So Mary is like, talk about having.
- [07:31]
Ronnie Karam
Come bangs.
- [07:34]
Ben Mandelker
Britney's secret life. I wrote something about Mary. So she. Mary reads it, and it's like, I would like to invite Bronwyn over for tea instead of Mary tomorrow. And that's all it is.
- [07:49]
Ronnie Karam
And now there's like, wait a minute. That's the meanest thing you have on your phone. It's like, well, that's the only thing that I had in my phone about Mary. And Angie's like, wow, you really went out on a limb there.
- [07:59]
Ben Mandelker
Well, you guys made me delete my deleteds. So Mary's like, she'd rather have. She'd rather have tea with Bronwyn than me. I agree.
- [08:15]
Ronnie Karam
So Whitney's like, wait a minute. So they're all just giving her, like for that. So Brahma's like, okay, okay, okay. My head knot is going. I'm warming up. Hold on. Let me just let my head go a little bit. A little bit more. Okay, here we go. I'll follow that because I wrote about you, Britney. Okay, Brittany. And this is how I feel. It's how I feel. So. And she hands it to Brittany. And Brittany's like, Brittany is emotion, manipulative. She parentifies her children, trauma bonds in relation. Could you swap this in pictures? I don't mean to be.
- [08:58]
Ben Mandelker
How does this lady learn her lines?
- [09:01]
Ronnie Karam
She's like, girl, that's why it's so slow. It's like, it's her or me. You can do this, Britney.
- [09:10]
Ben Mandelker
Have you ever seen a trauma bond in the blue Corn Moon? So she's saying, yes. Like she trauma bonds and relationships and is doing it to us. It's below her intelligence level and her age and maturity level. And it makes me feel nervous, furious, and embarrassed for her. Brittany's like, wow, great. This has been a fun trip, guys. Thanks.
- [09:33]
Ronnie Karam
Well, that was mostly just truth. And it's all stuff that Britney's admitted to. And she did say it's below her intelligence level and her age and maturity level. So I thought that was kind of nice.
- [09:45]
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. And Rob was like, that's harsh, and I'm sorry. And I'm telling you, I'm sorry. I'm gonna give you some extra nods to show how sorry I am. And I would like to get to know a different side of you. If you're. If you're telling me that there is one there, you know, I don't really believe there's another side of you, but if you. If you say there's one there, it's like aliens. I'll listen. I'll listen to your theories.
- [10:03]
Ronnie Karam
You're like a pancake. They flip it. There's another side. I'm not eating that one either. I just don't do that.
- [10:08]
Ben Mandelker
Okay.
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Ronnie Karam
I don't eat those.
- [10:11]
Ben Mandelker
By the way, speaking of pancakes, I interrupt this moment to give you some other Bravo related news, which is that last night, Facebook served a suggested post to me which was of Ralph Pittman of. Formerly of Drew Sedera Sedora. And he has now made this like, thirst trap video where he's shirtless and he puts on an apron. And so he's like, shirtless with an apron on, and he goes and makes pancakes on a griddle. And then he takes them into a bedroom and it's like, that's the whole video. The idea is like, yeah, I'm gonna make you breakfast in bed. He's like, trying to be like this sexy ass, like, chef or something making pancakes. But that to that end, he actually made perfectly perfect pancakes. I was actually quite jealous of his technique.
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Ronnie Karam
Yeah, do the pancakes. Watch you.
- [11:02]
Ben Mandelker
He then dropped the pancakes. He's like, let's drop it with Drew. You have to go to Tampa to get the pancakes.
- [11:13]
Ronnie Karam
Oh, my gosh. Okay, so Brahman's like, you know, I really would like to try with you if. Now you can either take that or you don't have to take it. Okay, Britney, you stupid, stupid girl. And so Britney's like, ouch. Wow. Ouch. Ding, ding, ding. No, Britney, you don't get to give a toast. Okay, so now it's Bronwin's turn, and it's Angie's phone that's handed over. So Bronwyn's like, h. Well, okay, well, hold on, hold on. He nods up. I'm sorry, everybody. I'm spraying you with tears, but I'm nodding and crying at the same time very quickly. So you're like a nod sprinkler. Okay. Bronwyn seems nice. It's a little ditty you said. Okay, so this is supposed to be to a song. I'll sing it. No, Brittany. No, you won't.
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Keke Palmer
Ribby.
- [12:04]
Ronnie Karam
Bronwyn seems nice. I like her business plan. Marrying a guy who has one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel. I died when she said another. This one's so funny. Andy is so ruthless. Oh, my God, she gets worse. But I died because I was like, finally, a real mean one. No one told Angie. Just pre. Write it and edit it. You have a whole day.
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Ben Mandelker
Yeah.
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Ronnie Karam
You know, she was like, okay, here's my meanest one.
- [12:38]
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. She goes, but I like mine better. I'd rather be self made. She's nice, but she doesn't listen because her ears are sticking down to her face so tight she can't hear anything. It's like, oh, my God.
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Ronnie Karam
I've never heard somebody dis somebody else's ear job.
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Ben Mandelker
Have you? No. And then she. She comes. She gets. She crosses the finish line with. She wears a hot dog outfit to remind us she sucked her way to the top. Brahma goes, Brahma's not even nodding now. She just fully, like, bent her chin into her neck. No, you need to. No, don't need to be sorry. That's how you felt. That's how you felt. No need. No need to be sorry. That's. You felt that way.
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Ronnie Karam
I actually felt the worst for Bronwyn so far because this was just mean. I mean, this was like, it was flat out just mean, mean. Mean was like her looks, her husband. I mean, this was just. It was the other ones. It's like she's change, got famous or, you know, whatever. Like, I didn't want to go to tea with her, but this was like, oh, my stomach.
- [13:55]
Ben Mandelker
I was like, ouch. And Angie goes, it's how I felt in the moment. I do like your hot dog costume. I was like, don't say costume.
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Ronnie Karam
And then Brahma goes, you the costume. And that's the only thing you're taking back. And she's like, I do like your hot dog girl. The rest of it was way worse than that.
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Ben Mandelker
Brahman goes, I could take the feedback. I was like, there was no feedback. There was no feedback.
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Ronnie Karam
There was ears.
- [14:19]
Ben Mandelker
Except that you don't listen.
- [14:19]
Ronnie Karam
That was it. And Angie was like, well, I was hurt and I said it out of emotion, and I think you are beautiful, and I am sorry. And she's like, it's. It's. It's. It's okay.
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Ben Mandelker
This. This. This moment is why we need to have screenings of the Real Housewives in movie theaters. Because if we could have watched that with a group of 300 people, like, I can't even imagine anything more special. Just the. The being in there with A group of people laughing and reacting.
- [14:52]
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. I was actually sad that I was alone when I watched this. I was like, bueller, you're really gonna sleep during this. This is amazing. Stop yucking my.
- [15:02]
Ben Mandelker
I'm not gonna lie. I invited two friends over and we watched and to have other people where we all went, oh, at the same time. It was. It was. It was great.
- [15:13]
Ronnie Karam
Okay, I'll go next. I'll go next. Mine's about Whitney. Okay. And Whitney goes, oh, my God, my hair hurts. So Heather's like, okay, I'm sorry, Whitney. Here you go. Good luck. Whitney's like, whitney is a low life, thirsty shirt. Piece of Whitney.
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Ben Mandelker
It's just. Piece of. Oh.
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Ronnie Karam
She sold her hole for fame. Her soul, Whitney. She sold her soul. Oh, thank God. I need a hole.
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Ben Mandelker
She's a snake and is. And I should have never trusted her. I've been so stupid and loyal, carrying her stupid wild rose products even though we never sold a one.
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Ronnie Karam
Ish. Ouch. And Whitney's like. And. And she's like, she doesn't mean it. And Whitney's like, yes, she does. She goes, no, you don't, do you, Heather? And Heather goes, I didn't mean it. I did it. Like, we all do it. I said it out of hurt and rage and frustration. I said it because I. I was just looking for some proof. I was just looking for some receipts. I was just looking for timeline.
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Ben Mandelker
I'm sorry, but I love you and I always want to be good with you. And I don't care that we've never sold any of your wild rose products at Beauty Lab and Laser. I like them. They're like statues. They're like art in our lobby. I don't even want them to go anymore. And if anyone understands me, you sort of do. About very specific things. About, like that time we filed a paper together to get you out of the Mormon Church. We understand that moment together and everything else, not so much.
- [17:00]
Ronnie Karam
Even though you were stealing my storyline that season, which was kind of a shit move, just probably not long after that I wrote this text. Anyway, we're not talking about that right now, right, Whitney, she's like, I want to be a good friend to you, Heather. And she's like, starting now, always. So we're good. We're done. Is it burns? Go get Lisa, baby.
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Ben Mandelker
Yeah. Okay, wait, hold on.
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Ronnie Karam
They do, like, have a weird handshake.
- [17:26]
Ben Mandelker
Okay. Feathers, eagle wings, blowjobs, circles, jazz hands, talky faces, hand puppet, senior wences. Okay, so Whitney is like, okay, I'll go next this will go really well. Okay. I chose Lisa. I wrote this text to Angie after I heard this rumor from a friend of mine, and I just feel like I chose this because I feel like this is the thing that I feel the worst about, and I want to clear the air about it. I feel.
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Ronnie Karam
So she hands the phone to Lisa.
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Ben Mandelker
And Lisa's like, with the huge texts.
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Ronnie Karam
Yeah, it's humongous, right? So she's like. So I was at a party with Justin and a woman approached us saying that if we ever wanted to bring in a third, she's our girl. In fact, Lisa and John can vouch for her because she has made out with Lisa while jerking off. John. What the fuck is that? I was like, why are you not pre reading it? Literally everybody else pre read theirs and cried. Lisa just went right in there and just read it. And you. It's from Witness. It's going to be bad girl.
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Ben Mandelker
She couldn't pre read it because Lisa needs to have super large text. And if you saw the screen, because the text was so big, she had to, like, literally scroll left and right with the text bubble just to see all the words. So I think she just didn't have the time to do all the scrolling. She's like, whatever, I'm just going to wing this. It can't be that bad. What the fuck? Oh.
- [18:56]
Ronnie Karam
Oh, my God. John can vouch for. Because she has made out with Lisa while jerking off. John. Oh, my God. I was like, no, no, of course. This is so low that Whitney did this. This is so something obviously that she was waiting to do in this moment. This is not something mean about somebody. This is like trying to ruin someone's marriage when they have children. You're so shitty, Whitney. And I've actually enjoyed Whitney this year. You know, I've always thought Whitney is a horrible human being, but, like, she's cute and funny at least. But, God, you're vapid, horrible human being. Like, I don't care how terrible Lisa is. That's terrible. And saying your earrings are from Alibaba A is true and B is nothing compared to this. This is just bad.
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Ben Mandelker
Yeah, I think this is because every. This is. The point is you're supposed to. You're supposed to air something that you've said about someone. Like, something that you feel about someone. This is just Whitney saying, like, finding a way to put this rumor onto the airwaves and then be like, but I feel bad about it. So Lisa's like, what the. She's like, I don't believe It. I don't believe it. I just feel bad that I even sent that. I felt bad. So Lisa is losing her mind. And she goes. I chose that because I feel like the worst part of things that I've done to you have been about your marriage. And I don't believe this. I don't believe this at all.
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Ronnie Karam
Lisa, you gotta love that Whitney does this. Right after she does, she gets red hair so people will stop bullying Bobby. Which, by the way, stop bullying Bobby. I'll come kick your ass myself. You little kids don't with Bobby. But Whitney's like, bullying is so bad. I'm gonna make Facebook post after Facebook post after it. And then I'm gonna get red hair before I go and watch what happens. Live to talk about and get more attention for myself during my daughter's bullying times. And then she's trying to ruin someone's marriage on national TV like, the next week. What the is wrong with this person? My God.
- [20:51]
Ben Mandelker
My husband has, like, the most amazing integrity. Like, you have denigrated my character multiple times, and you've lied about me repeatedly. And when he's like, no, but I'm trying to clear the air with you about this. I want to burn it.
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Ronnie Karam
Oh, she should burn you or your ass. That's for sure. And this is the thing. Whitney this part up because this was a really good scene until this. Like, we didn't even get to see the rest of the scene. She this up and she also up the Lisa Barlow lunch. That was actually the most hilarious scene. And Whitney had to go it up. Right. Now you can say that Lisa kind of it up too, because she lost her cool with Whitney, which is really what it up. But Whitney just goes. It's like she tries, but she's just. She doesn't have what it takes to, like, pull it off, you know?
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Ben Mandelker
Yeah. I mean, to be fair, though, also.
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Ronnie Karam
Well, that's probably the wrong choice of words. I'm sure she has what it takes to pull it off, but you know what I mean?
- [21:42]
Ben Mandelker
Lisa also has that controller emotions too. Like, you have to be able. Like, ultimately, it's. You're in charge of your own emotions. And. And I think Lisa. Lisa falls into the Whitney trap every single time she does. And she has to also, like, stop falling into the trap a little bit. You know, it doesn't excuse what when you did, like, because if Lisa doesn't fall into the trap, then Whitney really gets exposed for being an asshole in this situation. But because Lisa goes so crazy, and then she just gives a Straight to Angie and Sean that Lisa is the one who winds up looking bad here.
- [22:17]
Ronnie Karam
So Lisa's like, yeah, Lisa always takes any chance that she could be redeemed, you know, and. Or at least get some sympathy from the audience, and she wastes it right away. She does it every time. But in, in her defense, Angie was sitting there, like, laughing and stuff about it because.
- [22:33]
Ben Mandelker
But I mean, to be fair, how could you not? Yeah, Angie was like, oh, my God. She wasn't, like, laughing, like, mocking. She was just like, this is crazy. I think Angie was like, I cannot believe we're doing this. She's like, I can't believe. This is wild.
- [22:45]
Ronnie Karam
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- [22:52]
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- [23:22]
Keke Palmer
Hey, y'all, it's your girl, Keke Palmer. And let me tell you, we're kicking off this new year with a whole new mindset. You know how everyone's all about new Year, new me. Well on, baby, this is Keke Palmer. We're taking it to a whole other level. We're talking new year, new perspectives, and, honey, it's gonna change your life. I sat down with astrology queen Chani Nicholas. Y'all, if you want to understand yourself better this year, this episode is it. And then there's my chat with the incredible da Vinci where nothing was off the table. If you're looking to level up your mindset this year, his words are definitely going to hit different. If you're ready for that new year new mindset energy, you've got to tune in to Baby, this is Keke Palmer. Catch it on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. And for the full experience, head to my YouTube channel. If you're looking for more podcasts to help you tend to your well being, check out New year new mindset on the Wondery app. Let's make this year our best one yet, baby. Hey, y'all, it's your girl, Keke Palmer. And let me tell you, we're kicking off this new year with a whole new mindset. You know how everyone's all about New Year, new me. Well on, baby. This is Keke Palmer. We're taking it to a whole other level. We're talking new year, new perspectives, and, honey, it's going to change your life. I sat down with astrology queen Chani Nicholas. Y'all, if you want to understand yourself better this year, this episode is it. And then there's my chat with the incredible Da Vinci where nothing was off the table. If you're looking to level up your mindset this year, his words are definitely going to hit different. If you're ready for that new year, new mindset energy, you've got to tune in to baby, this is Keke Palmer. Catch it on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. And for the full experience, head to my YouTube channel. If you're looking for more podcasts to help you tend to your well being, check out New year, new mindset on the Wondery app. Let's make this year our best one yet, baby.
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Ben Mandelker
And so Lisa's like, I don't even know. I mean, I got to know how I feel right now because, like, there have been, like, so many lies. And the fact that, like, you would even put that out there. And then she points at Angie and she's like, what? What? What do you mean? The only thing I put out is some fresh moussaka. Why are you looking at me?
- [25:39]
Ronnie Karam
And does she think that Angie is the one who told the secret? And is it a secret or is it a lie?
- [25:47]
Ben Mandelker
I don't know. But this leads to Lisa's like, look at what was said about Sean last year. And when you're like, well, the roses stood up for you. What are you like in Game of Thrones right now? House rose stands for Lisa.
- [26:01]
Ronnie Karam
The roses did for you. It's like, there's nothing to stand for, Britney. It's a fucking lie. Disgusting. You took it too far. You involved my husband. And she's like, nuh, it's the worst thing I've said and I just want to burn it, that's all.
- [26:17]
Ben Mandelker
Honestly, it's too much. Because if someone said that about Sean and you, and she's like, I don't believe there's any infidelity in your marriage, so please don't point at me. She goes. And when he's like, I could have gone down a different path. Lisa, do you understand the assignment of the game? Because that could have shown chosen to say something about your looks. I could have chosen to say something.
- [26:37]
Ronnie Karam
Oh, you know what? Say something about my looks. That would have been way better than talking about my husband. I mean, you know what? What do you want me to say about my looks? Say it. Say it. Say it. Say what? You would say what you want about my looks. And she's like, I. I wanted to be authentic and. And say what? I'm sorry for that your husband gets hand jobs.
- [26:56]
Ben Mandelker
I'm sorry that your husband gets hand jobs. And your looks are like that. And Lisa's like, stop fucking apologizing. You don't fucking mean it. You're dirty as fuck, and I'm so sick of it. I'm not dirty. I took a bath today. Now, wait a second. Now you're talking and getting into my space.
- [27:12]
Ronnie Karam
Whitney Rose, dropping bombs and taking baths. Coming soon to Kufusa. It's qvc, you idiot. You're never getting on there.
- [27:21]
Ben Mandelker
Whitney, enough. You're so dirty, Whitney. And she's, well, you're filthy. You go lower and lower every time. Lisa. We told her to do this. We told her to do this to you. You should be mad at me. Come on, get me into the fight.
- [27:34]
Ronnie Karam
Heather sticking up for this. Oh, my God. Yeah, you know, Bubba, she took it to another Lao. And Whitney's like, I did not. This is what I'm sorry for. So Lisa's like, you know what? I get the exercise, but this is not something that you throw away and burn. This is how you burn a relationship.
- [27:52]
Ben Mandelker
To the fucking ground.
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Ronnie Karam
To put my family and my marriage in the mud like this. I mean, they're probably riding in Colombia right now. They're probably rioting over there. Poor, poor, poor Jack. Poor Jack.
- [28:05]
Ben Mandelker
One too many times. This is one too many times. Three strikes, you're fucking out. And bitch, you're out. So then Meredith starts hugging Lisa, and Heather's like, no, guys, this is for a fresh start. So we have storylines for next season.
- [28:19]
Ronnie Karam
Come on together. Lisa's like, I'm not starting fresh. I hate. I hate fresh things. Didn't you hear my take on the food in Italy?
- [28:27]
Ben Mandelker
I'm done.
- [28:29]
Ronnie Karam
No, she goes, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. You have a. You have a up mind. You're so up on a level I can't even explain.
- [28:38]
Ben Mandelker
Shut the up and listen to me. I'm not listening to you. And Angie's like, no one believes it. No one believes it. I don't care if no one believes it. I heard that Sean does circle jerks.
- [28:52]
Ronnie Karam
How does that feel? How does that feel? Like she basically said the same thing. And then Angie who you know, the Southwest. So you can't do analogies on here.
- [28:59]
Ben Mandelker
No analogies, no analogy.
- [29:02]
Ronnie Karam
Because Angie doesn't get it at all and stands up and throws flowers in her face. And so a producer comes over, and they're like, oh, my God. Angie not getting physical.
- [29:10]
Ben Mandelker
Flowers.
- [29:11]
Ronnie Karam
And she's like, don't touch me.
- [29:13]
Ben Mandelker
What the fuck was that? And her, like, boob is falling out. Lisa's like, saying, no, that. I'm just saying that's what she just said to me. And I wanted you to get mad because this is too much for me right now. So then Andrew's like, don't touch me. My boob is out. Don't touch me. Very Hellenic right now. And Angie's like, why would you say that?
- [29:33]
Ronnie Karam
Because it's the same thing that she just said to me. She's. Why would you bring me into it? Go. Go after her, not me. And Mary's like, angie, just stop. And Lisa's. You know, they're screaming back and forth you. And it's hardballing you. And then Lisa just points at Whitney, goes, you. You started this whole thing. No, Heather started it.
- [29:55]
Ben Mandelker
I want to burn it. I want to burn it. I want to put the rumor out there for America and then burn my part in it.
- [30:03]
Ronnie Karam
I want to burn it after America? Yeah, after it spread to the entire country.
- [30:08]
Ben Mandelker
So Mary is like, angie, get a grip of yourself. Stop. Angie, Angie, Angie, Angie. This is fine. It's only okay when it happens to you. It's not okay when it happens to me. That's how it is. I get it.
- [30:19]
Ronnie Karam
So Angie's escorted away, furious about this. But Lisa stood up for Angie last year when the gay rumors about Sean were coming out. Right? Yeah.
- [30:29]
Ben Mandelker
I think this. I. I don't know. Maybe least this is. I don't know, maybe Lisa wanted Angie to support more in this moment, but Mary is like. Mary's like, I don't know why you brought her in it. Lisa, take a deep breath. Take a deep breath. And she's like, no, I'm not gonna take a deep breath. Only shallow breaths. I breathe how I want to breathe, bitch.
- [30:49]
Ronnie Karam
I'm breathing like a goldfish. And you're all gonna have to take it up, Lisa.
- [30:55]
Ben Mandelker
He's like, no, I'm not gonna breathe.
- [30:57]
Ronnie Karam
Again for another minute.
- [31:00]
Ben Mandelker
She's horrible. That's just mean. I don't know why she gotta say her name. So then, like, this feels like we're, like, in the middle of it. And then out of nowhere, they're like, okay, let's, like, speed through these end of the season things. Let's put as much text up on the screen that you have to read in three seconds, and then we'll. And we'll have crazy music play, and then we'll get back to the scene.
- [31:20]
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. So the words on the screen, basically, we get their end things. Right? So for Angie, it's, like, no longer tied to the phone. Angie now has more time to spend with her father, leaving Electra free to roam. Her salons are busier than ever. Fortunately, high body count hair is not offered as a service.
- [31:41]
Ben Mandelker
You just said the most disgusting thing about the nicest person on earth. Me. And we'll all be upset when it happens. Oh, sorry. I guess you're talking about John. Either way, I still put myself above John in this situation. I'm nicer than John. There, I said it. Okay, you know what? It's always okay when it happens to be. But nobody else.
- [31:59]
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. So fight, fight. Yell. Yell, y'all. Fight, fight, fight, fight. There's nothing okay about any of this. I am a toddler. And then Bronwyn, who just gets a gift in this scene, is like, this is just bullshit. Lisa is just repulsive. Lisa's repulsive. Why aren't you mad at Whitney? What the fuck? She did not say that Sean gets. Is in circle jerks. It was an analogy, people. She's saying, what if I said Sean was doing circle jerks? I can't with people. They're just so.
- [32:29]
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, but Bronwyn's also, I think where Bronwyn is. Bronwyn and Lisa have this whole thing about, like, you didn't defend me. And so Angie just wrote a text where she said that Bronwyn sucked her way to the top with. With Todd. And so. And so she's like, well, no one defended her. She's like, at least my marriage got dragged into it. And now Lisa's mad that her marriage got dragged into it. But we all are. Marriages are getting dragged into it all the time.
- [32:55]
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, but hers was, like, a lie rumor thing about.
- [32:57]
Ben Mandelker
Yes.
- [32:58]
Ronnie Karam
Her husband getting hand jobs. I mean, come on.
- [33:01]
Ben Mandelker
Agreed.
- [33:02]
Ronnie Karam
But you're.
- [33:02]
Ben Mandelker
I understand. I'm just saying, I think that's Robin's.
- [33:04]
Ronnie Karam
Gonna make it all about herself and how she's the biggest victim here, and she's gonna do it while wearing her chiquita banana outfit with her eyeliner like. Like, I can't with her. Like. But also hilarious. And I hope she gets rehired. Because she's a good job. And, like, I think she did a good job in the. The finale, too, of just letting things play out and not having to make it all about her, which is rare.
- [33:24]
Ben Mandelker
Yeah.
- [33:24]
Ronnie Karam
But, like, you know, it's like, it shows some balance, which I liked.
- [33:27]
Ben Mandelker
And if she doesn't get picked up for another season, that'd be up because she just changed her face for us.
- [33:32]
Ronnie Karam
You know, so she changed her face for us. Did she?
- [33:35]
Ben Mandelker
Have you seen the. Have you seen the. The previews of the reunion?
- [33:40]
Ronnie Karam
You know, I don't look at boobs or faces as much. I'm more of, like, a general, like, glitter and hair, you know, what they're saying, kind of a person. What, did she have a new face? She looked.
- [33:49]
Ben Mandelker
She looked refreshed, I would say.
- [33:52]
Ronnie Karam
I just heard Todd being like, oh, yeah, you said something about a blow job, though. And I was like, oh, I can't wait for this. I can't believe Todd is there.
- [34:03]
Ben Mandelker
Don't start with me. I haven't had my Werther's original yet today. So Bronwyn is like, everybody's true. Well, first Lisa's like, I can't breathe. And then Bronwyn's like, everybody's true colors at this table are coming out. Well, mainly my colors because I wore a dress with a million different feathers of different colors, but the people who want to have friendships, the people who can own their own shit, and the people who are surface narcissists.
- [34:31]
Ronnie Karam
So Lisa's like, get this mic off of me.
- [34:35]
Ben Mandelker
Get it off of me.
- [34:36]
Ronnie Karam
And then we see Lisa's ending. Lisa, John, and Henry have gone the distance this summer, traveling around the world first class, and can't wait until Jack returns from his mission in six months. Meanwhile, Lisa and John have plans to build a new home, but no intentions to inside assigned bedrooms. There will be a handy room, though.
- [34:57]
Ben Mandelker
Well, I'm out. I am done. So Heather's like, meredith, you can't leave yet. We haven't had anyone talk about you. She's like, well, I am finished. I don't give a. I'm gonna go. Maybe I'm cr. Cry and vomit in my bedroom. Which, of course, you'll know about because Britney put a hearing device in there. So when he's like, but why can't we all sit here and take it? And they can't ha.
- [35:21]
Ronnie Karam
Because you took it to another level, Bobblehead. So then the words pop up on the screen for Whitney, go for it, Ben.
- [35:29]
Ben Mandelker
Since becoming a bat mitzvah. Oh, it's for Meredith, but I read it. Since becoming a botan, Meredith has been engaging more with her spirituality. And after selling out of her bath bomb, she is now pivoting from beauty to the world of espionage, working on a signature pink MM recording device. She will not be sharing her business plans. Or rather, she will not be sharing her business plans with Whitney.
- [35:56]
Ronnie Karam
That's funny. She's making her own recording device. So Heather's like, guys, this is not the way I wanted to end a trip. I'm so sorry. I wanted to end it with a speech. Are we all ready? Oh, everyone's just groaning like, no.
- [36:13]
Ben Mandelker
I know Heather didn't intend for what happened tonight to happen, but I'm grateful that she had the courage to make us do this because it was really healing. Because I don't know how you could just sit through that table with just without absolutely surrendering to the truth easily. It's the way everyone sits through any table with people.
- [36:35]
Ronnie Karam
Well, she says that after she. She's just cementing that it was truth. What she said, she's so full of. So then now Mary's is. Mary thanks God for the help and support for Robert Jr. And she's even more grateful that Jared has stopped DMing her. While her relationship with Lisa remains fraught, Bronwyn and Todd's relationship has grown stronger. Gwen has still has no plans to meet her grandparents, and Bronwyn has no plans to host a couple's vacation unless Todd makes the guest list. Was Todd not on a couple's vacation? Was he not invited?
- [37:10]
Ben Mandelker
No. Meaning that, like, unless Todd is the one who writes the like writes the guest lists.
- [37:15]
Ronnie Karam
Oh, I see, I see.
- [37:17]
Ben Mandelker
And then Whitney has finally sworn off speaking to bloggers and engaging in the rumors and the nastiness. Instead, she's pouring that energy into making Prism a bigger success. Lol. She's also vowed to keep Justin out of her drama.
- [37:32]
Ronnie Karam
Heather finished her book tour for a second book and has begun working on a third. She realized her time is better spent writing non fiction, the nasty text messages. Spoiler alert. Mormons are somewhat involved. Receipt proof. And Heather's like, you know, some people think friendships are easy, but they're not. They're hard like rocks or popsicles. Well, popsicles before they're frozen aren't very hard. So I mean, frozen popsicles. Do I need to say frozen popsicles? Isn't it just assumed? I mean, frozen popsicles. Who talks about soft popsicles? Am I right? Anyway, friendship, they take a lot of work.
- [38:11]
Ben Mandelker
But if tonight was indicative of anything is that these friendships are worth fighting for and also destroying very easily. And it's not for over for any of us. In fact, in many ways, it's just the beginning of new feuds.
- [38:26]
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Great season finale.
- [38:30]
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, that was wild. I still, I still wish it had not been so rushed there in its final moments. I think it was, it was wild. It was. I, I, I, I don't know. I was speechless afterwards. I was like, I cannot believe that that was, that was insane.
- [38:47]
Ronnie Karam
I don't know.
- [38:48]
Ben Mandelker
I do. Yeah, I kind of. But I do enjoy. I enjoy a season finale party. You know, I enjoy. I don't think they all have to. I like when they come back and they deal with it and then you have your party and etc. But, you know, maybe this is the new way that Bravo's gonna do it. Maybe they're refreshing their, their template there a little bit.
- [39:07]
Ronnie Karam
Maybe. Well, God, when it goes down like this, what do you even do at the party? It's like, it's over. It's over. People, they need time to recover, and then they take the months that it's airing to recover, and then they go get it all stirred up on the reunion to hate each other again. And then it starts shooting next month. Month. So, yep, here we go, buddies. All right, let's talk a little bit about sold on slc.
- [39:27]
Ben Mandelker
Oh, my goodness. Oh, I practically forgot. I was so whipped up in that that I forgot about slc. Well, slc. Well, the big drama. The big drama is that Jen had that meeting last week about. We're not gonna talk about stuff like this. We're not going to talk about scandals. We're gonna raise the bar. There's a new code of ethics happening at the Presidio Group.
- [39:49]
Ronnie Karam
Group. And we're not going to bully straight white guys who have done nothing to get elevated to the position they're currently elevated in. If I hear one more person say a bad thing about Toyota Camry, you're all not only fired, you're going to hell. Matt's, like, smiling at everybody like he just won a game. So the ladies of the office get pissed because Matt has been bullying them and nobody said anything to his ass. And now that Matt has got caught cheating at strip clubs, now we all have to kiss his ass like something' to him, which is not cool. So I'm on their side. And Tina, Tina's just like, I'll quit. Bye. Yeah, I'm gonna look. Yeah. She goes in her, her office and she sits in front of the worst fake plant I've ever seen. I mean, Jen, do you have plants that don't have, like, soda rings around them? Come on, man.
- [40:41]
Ben Mandelker
I know. Well, the best part is that when Tina goes in to talk to Jen, she has to kick out Christian, who is, like, Jen's assistant, but also realtor. And. And Christian's like, like, so can you show me how to show a house? And she's like, wait, what? She's like, yeah, I've never. Like, I don't know how to do it. She's like, well, do you know how to access a lock box? It's like, yeah. And you guide them around. I just, like, let them walk around. And then, like, I said goodbye to them. She's like, oh, my God.
- [41:09]
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. He's so funny because he's this young guy, and he's got, like, a full face of makeup and these big, gigantic, like, puffed up lips, and he's just like, why is everybody fighting about stuff? And they're like, oh, and. And the boss, the main president guy's like, we're not talking about it. Okay, buddy? That's what. We're not gonna do that. He's like, but then I don't know what's going on. Like, well, you're not gonna know. So he's like, I'm leaving. Then he just, like, gets off and saunters off. And then when he leaves the office this time, Jen's like, don't forget your hairspray. He's got hairspray sitting on our counter.
- [41:40]
Ben Mandelker
Like, why did he bring hairspray in?
- [41:43]
Ronnie Karam
Do you also have your lip gloss? He's like, yeah.
- [41:47]
Ben Mandelker
So Tina's basically like, yeah. So, like, I felt like you were protecting Matt, and I felt like it was like you to the rest of it. And Jen's like, absolutely not. I was not protecting him. But by the way, if you say his name one more time, you will be penalized because we, you know, we don't like to. It's like, God. We don't say God's name. We don't say Matt's name either. Oops. Just said it.
- [42:11]
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. So Tina's like, well, I'm gonna look for other jobs. And she's like, give me time. She's like, no, I don't think so. Time to wet. What do you need time for? You just called everybody out for something that Matt did. Shame on you. Yeah, that's ridiculous. And you knew what happened at that party. This was a stupid, stupid decision on your part.
- [42:32]
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, it really was. So Tina's like, okay, whatever. So then, then we have. What's the Brazil? I. I can never remember the Brazilian girl's name.
- [42:42]
Ronnie Karam
Is it Christina?
- [42:46]
Ben Mandelker
I think it is. I think it is.
- [42:49]
Ronnie Karam
But yeah, I don't know because we don't take notes on this one. And I. I'm kind of scrolling to be honest. But basically she has a party for her old ass husband and like his 40th. And so they celebrate that and the boss doesn't go because she's like, I just need to stay out of the drama today. So instead she puts some really weird bun, like a bang bun on the top of her head and she to dinner with her husband and her husband's life. So what we're celebrating right now, 14 years. 14 years of love, 14 years of friendship, 14 years of presidio.
- [43:27]
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. So they're celebrating the Presidio's anniversary. And then meanwhile, over at this birthday party, my favorite Paige shows up and they are just so rude to Paige. Paige's LePage has a scene with Tina and she's like, hey, girl, how's it going? Wait, hold on one second. Hi, excuse me, can we like swap positions? This is like, really my bad side. They're like, producer just goes, no, okay, great, thanks so much. They just keep doing this to her and they keep airing it out. They've never done that to any Bravo person ever. And then they take this low, this small show that no one's watching, and they're like, yeah, we're just gonna on page. It's not even drag page. Oh, God.
- [44:09]
Ronnie Karam
So basically the party is them all gossiping about the matte thing. And then the little guy, what's his. What's his buns, the little smurfy guy, the hot smurf is like, you guys, she didn't mean to be mean. You guys are making too big of a deal on this. Oh, go tattletail. We all know you're going to just go tattle already a turncoat. So then the other part is that Tina goes up to the old dude boss that is, you know, the husband. And she's like, so I wanted to come over to your brokerage. What would that look like? And he's like, well, I would say maybe you should talk to someone who's a little more into it than I am, because I don't really do that. And he blows her off, basically. He rejects her and then he calls a lunch to tattletail on her with the boss. I was like, damn.
- [44:56]
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, well, because he's like, Scared because she. In the beginning of the season, she was like, I need to know that you're not stealing my clients. So if someone reaches out to. You need to text me. You need to let me know. So he's like, jeff, I just want you to know that Tina reached out. She goes, okay. And then what's. Her face is like. And also, like, matt called me a gold digger. She goes, well, you know what? You never told me this, and I didn't know it, so I couldn't have done anything about it at the Presidio group if I didn't know anything. But now that I do know about this, that. That matters a lot to me. I really, really care. Now, I also want YouTube to notice that the producers are giving me my good side in a way that they will never give it to Paige. Just wanted to put that out there. Everyone, one, I'm getting my good side.
- [45:36]
Ronnie Karam
So then the other part of this was the wife, the young, hot Brazilian wife went to the boss, and she's like, listen, you know I don't like you calling us bullies when he called me a gold digger. And she goes, who. Who called you a gold digger? And she's like, matt. And she's like, well, I know that you didn't sleep your way to the top, and I know you're not a gold digger. I mean, he's not even that great. Let's be honest. You could do better. So I will. I will talk to Matt. Do you want to talk to him? How about I. I set up a space about 30 miles away where you have no protection, and you can talk to that psycho there. And she's like, sound great? So she talks to him at one of her open houses, and he's like, hey, Squish face comes in. He's like, hey. I mean, I drove 30 miles to be here, so what do you want? And she's like, an apology? And he's like, I owe you nothing. And she's like, I called me a gold digger. And he's like, so this guy's such a great big.
- [46:29]
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. He's like, I just repeated what you made a joke about, and I just repeated it. That's all. I can't repeat. Like, your joke shows. No, it's like. It's one thing for me to make a joke, but it's another thing for you to, like, you took it and you flipped it and you spin it. He's like, no, I didn't. I did nothing in the story. He's like. And he basically is he is. For all the talk that he made about like, he's learning so much and he's been. I love my wife now. I've learned because I spoke to my bishop and my therapist and my favorite stripper that I have to be forgiving. And she's been so forgiving or that I have to seek forgiveness. And she's just, it makes me really appreciate her so much and like, she's just great. And every time I'm getting a lap dance now, I just think about how wonderful Nicole is. So he's like saying that he's had this personal growth and that he, it was a coping mechanism for something. And yet he's totally lacks any sort of like reflection in terms of maybe that he is doing toxic things to his co workers and that all of his co workers got yelled at that for his, his toxic behavior. And yet he's getting up. Scott, freeze.
- [47:32]
Ronnie Karam
So he's just, we just saw how he react, how he acts with Christina. It's disgusting how he acts. Yeah, she's like, basically like, you called me in gold digger. You know, that's really embarrassing to me and it makes me look bad in a business setting. He's like, whatever, tits. You know, it's kind of his attitude and he's like openly laughing at her and leaves. And then when it's time to be with boss lady, he immediately turns into a good little Christian boy. He's like, oh, but you know, yeah, it's really helped me. Like all of my mistake, all of my sins have led me to salvation. Like now look. No, whatever. I hear the same thing on death row all the time. Flip the switch. That's what I say. Figuratively.
- [48:07]
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, he's. He's awful. And this is. We see how people like this get ahead in life. And then the only other storyline was that the, the little cute guy, he is trying to get into like, luxury. And so he meets with a developer and he goes on a tour and he's like, I have this great idea. Why don't we do something for social media where we like take a helicopter and we like land it on the lot. And then everyone can see that the lot's so big that helicopter can land on it. And the guy's like, yeah, I don't think we need to do that. But then he's like, guess what, cuz.
- [48:38]
Ronnie Karam
The helicopter is smaller than a house, honey. You know what I mean? Like, wow, it's big enough to land a helicopter. Is it building big enough to build a house, you weirdo.
- [48:48]
Ben Mandelker
I Went back to the team, and they loved the helicopter idea. He's like, yeah, I just really feel like the helicopter idea is really how we got to do this. Well, we're going to do the helicopter helicopter idea. Can't wait to move forward. And he's like, that's incredible.
- [48:59]
Ronnie Karam
It's even worse than you're saying. He goes, how about we have a helicopter? But then guys in squirrel suits jump out of the helicopters because it's social media, you know, last week, my. My niece was like, you know, my boyfriend is so mad that I keep saying things about the patriarchy. And he was like, define patriarchy. How do I define it properly? This is how. I should just show her the scene. This is it. This is a system set up for men like this to get ahead. Because look what happens. He's like. Like, we should let squirrels jump out. And the guy's like, no, what a stupid idea. So then he calls him back and he's like, I've still been thinking about it. I still think the squirrel idea is a good idea. And he goes, listen, I got back and I talked to all the other guys in the office, and they said, yeah, that sounds really cool. That's the paper.
- [49:42]
Ben Mandelker
So, okay, some clarification for both of us. I thought he was saying, land a helicopter. And I had no idea what the squirrel stuff was. And then when you said I wasn't, I was like, did he even say squirrel? And then you said squirrel suits. I was like, he didn't mean that. They get out. Out of the helicopter wearing looking like squirrels. Squirrel suits are. I just looked it up right now. They're the things where you, like, jump out of a plane and you're, like, in the thing that's, like, flapping, and you're like, you, like, don't have a parachute because you're like. Like you put your arms out and like, you're.
- [50:09]
Ronnie Karam
Oh, like a flying squirrel.
- [50:10]
Ben Mandelker
Like a flying squirrel.
- [50:11]
Ronnie Karam
So he's saying, I thought it was real squirrels. I thought it was like, squirrels.
- [50:17]
Ben Mandelker
It's like, hey, everyone, the squirrels are moving in. Do you want to be a squirrel or do you want to be a girl? Be a squirrel. Buy this house.
- [50:26]
Ronnie Karam
I mean, I would believe it. Listen, I've worked in an office full of straight guys before, and the shit they come up with and then. Then pat each other on the shoulders for it. Like, it's so smart. I'm like, what are you. What are you doing? What am I doing here?
- [50:38]
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, you're right. You're absolutely right. So, yeah, he lands that and he says incredible like 45 times.
- [50:44]
Ronnie Karam
And oh, yeah, there's an incredible answer because the last time he showed a house, he was like, yeah, this is a kitchen. And it opens up the wildlife of the living room. Like, he couldn't do it. And they were like, well, what kind of bathtub is this? And he's like, it's made out of bathtubs. You know, he couldn't do it. So this time he's more confident and he's like, yeah, look what I've learned from. From the boss lady. Now I know to speak the language. So the guy's like, yeah, here we go. With 19,000 square foot ceilings. He's like, incredible. We've got a basketball court short incredible thing. He just walked around kissing ass and saying incredible over and over and it works for him. Boom, he's gonna be rich. Now he got it.
- [51:28]
Ben Mandelker
And that's worth it because Matt was trying to be the be the get through to that developer and he was hoping to be the realtor for that developer. And Matt lost and the cute little guy won instead.
- [51:39]
Ronnie Karam
Well, Matt didn't try. The little guy actually cold called, which, I mean, there's a lesson in that. He's like, I wanted it and I did it. I called him and said, meet me. And they did. And I just said squirrel a lot. And incredible. And now look.
- [51:53]
Ben Mandelker
Squirrel. And incredible, incredible squirrels. So you know what they do say? Who runs the world? Squirrels.
- [51:59]
Ronnie Karam
Squirrels.
- [51:59]
Ben Mandelker
So, yeah, that was the episode. It's a fun show. I hope people watch it. I really enjoy it.
- [52:05]
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, that's a pretty good one. Everybody. Thank you so much for being here. Go get your tickets for San Francisco, San Diego, New York City, Golden Crabbies and Salt Lake City and Denver over the next few weeks. And we will talk to you next time. Love you guys.
- [52:24]
Ben Mandelker
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