Episode #2693: RHOSLC S5E16 Part Two: "Circle (of) Jerks" & "Sold On SLC Mini"
Release Date: January 16, 2025
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Podcast: Watch What Crappens
Platform: Wondery
Introduction
In Episode #2693 of "Watch What Crappens," hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam delve deep into the dramatic events of Season 5, Episode 16 of "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City" (RHOSLC), titled "Circle (of) Jerks," along with a mini-review of "Sold On SLC." Known for their sharp wit and unabashed humor, Ben and Ronnie dissect the latest Bravo drama, offering insightful commentary peppered with memorable quotes and humorous observations.
Recap of RHOSLC Season 5, Episode 16: "Circle (of) Jerks"
The Tense Text Exchange
The episode kicks off with a high-stakes game where the HUCOs (Housewives) exchange heartfelt and scathing text messages. Mary is the first to take the plunge, reluctantly handing over her phone for the group to scrutinize.
- Mary: "I'd rather have tea with Bronwyn than me." (07:24)
Ben humorously comments, "I agree," highlighting Mary's frankness and the tension it raises within the group.
Heather's Emotional Monologue
Heather delivers a poignant message expressing feelings of exclusion and the corrosive effects of her newfound success.
- Heather: "From day one, I never felt accepted by her and included as part of this group..." (03:30)
Ronnie adds, "This is the first season that she hasn't completely dragged Heather," noting Heather's softer approach this season.
Escalation of Drama
As the texts progress, Mary's frustrations escalate, leading to heated exchanges.
- Mary: "Stupid, inbred, fat bitch. I hate that. I hope. I prayed for a train to hit that tonight." (05:21)
Ben reacts with disbelief, "I can't imagine," underscoring the severity of Mary's outburst.
Heather attempts to mediate, expressing understanding but also asserting her authentic self.
- Heather: "I understand why you said those things... I like this girl better, and she's more authentically me." (06:28)
Ronnie quips about Heather's defensive stance, adding levity to the intense moment.
Brittany and Lisa's Contributions
Brittany and Lisa take turns contributing their own critiques, further intensifying the drama.
- Brittany: "Brittany is emotion, manipulative. She parentifies her children, trauma bonds in relation." (08:58)
- Ben sarcastically asks, "How does this lady learn her lines?" (09:00)
Lisa's attempt to add to the conflict backfires as she struggles with her delivery.
- Lisa: "So I was at a party with Justin and a woman approached us saying that if we ever wanted to bring in a third, she's our girl..." (18:06)
Ronnie mocks Lisa's inability to pre-read, highlighting the awkwardness of her input.
Whitney's Attempt at Reconciliation
Whitney attempts to soften the blow with apologies, only to receive minimal acceptance.
- Whitney: "I want to be a good friend to you, Heather." (16:33)
Lisa: "I do like your wild rose products... I don't even want them to go anymore." (16:59)
Ben comments on the futility of Whitney's efforts, emphasizing the irreparable damage caused.
Final Showdown and Conclusion
The episode culminates in a chaotic confrontation where accusations fly, and relationships are strained beyond repair.
- Heather: "Friendships aren't easy, they're hard like rocks or popsicles." (37:31)
- Mary: "I'm done. I hate fresh things." (28:27)
Ben and Ronnie reflect on the whirlwind finale, expressing both shock and amusement.
- Ben: "I was speechless afterwards. I cannot believe that that was insane." (38:47)
- Ronnie: "Great season finale." (38:30)
Sold On SLC Mini Review
Presidio Group's Ethical Dilemma
Ben and Ronnie shift focus to "Sold On SLC Mini," discussing the office dynamics within the Presidio Group. The introduction of a new code of ethics sparks conflict, particularly targeting Matt's behavior.
- Jen: "We're not going to bully straight white guys who have done nothing to get elevated..." (39:49)
Ronnie highlights Tina's frustration with Jen's passive-aggressive enforcement.
Matt's Controversial Actions
Matt's unprofessional conduct becomes a focal point as he faces backlash from colleagues.
- Matt: "I've learned so much... every time I'm getting a lap dance now, I just think about how wonderful Nicole is." (47:31)
Ben critiques Matt's shallow personal growth and lack of genuine reflection.
Tina's Stand and Consequences
Tina confronts Jen about Matt's favoritism and unethical behavior, leading to her departure.
- Tina: "I was protecting Matt, but I'm on their side." (41:39)
Ronnie emphasizes Tina's courage in standing up against the toxic environment.
Humorous Subplots and Office Antics
The hosts enjoy the lighter, albeit still dramatic, moments involving quirky office behaviors and absurd ideas.
- Developer's Squirrel Suit Idea:
Ben and Ronnie mock the ridiculousness of incorporating "squirrel suits" into real estate promotions, highlighting the absurd creativity in office brainstorming sessions.
Closing Thoughts on Sold On SLC Mini
Ben and Ronnie commend the show's ability to blend humor with genuine workplace issues, though they remain critical of the unprofessional behaviors displayed.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
- Mary: "I'm sorry, I hate that. Yeah, I hope. I prayed for a train to hit that tonight." (05:21)
- Heather: "From day one, I never felt accepted by her and included as part of this group..." (03:30)
- Brittany: "Brittany is emotion, manipulative. She parentifies her children, trauma bonds in relation." (08:58)
- Lisa: "I want to burn the rumor out there for America..." (26:56)
- Matt: "I've been learning so much... I love my wife now." (47:31)
- Jen: "If I hear one more person say a bad thing about Toyota Camry, you're all fired." (39:49)
Hosts' Reactions and Humorous Insights
Ben and Ronnie consistently interject humor amidst the chaos, making light of the situations while providing sharp critiques.
- Ben on Mary's Outburst: "I can't imagine, Mary on her text messaging saying anything worse than anything she's ever said." (03:18)
- Ronnie on Heather's Response: "She starts reading it. Heather is crying. But, you know, now that I've had a day to think about it..." (04:32)
- Ben on Lisa's Delivery: "How does this lady learn her lines?" (09:00)
- Ronnie on Matt's Sales Pitch: "They can't do it. They couldn't do it." (48:06)
Their banter not only entertains but also offers listeners a balanced perspective on the realities and theatrics of Bravo's reality shows.
Conclusion
Episode #2693 of "Watch What Crappens" offers a comprehensive and entertaining analysis of the latest dramatic twists in The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and a mini-review of Sold On SLC. Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam expertly navigate through the emotional turmoil and office politics, providing listeners with both humor and insightful commentary. Whether you're a die-hard fan of Bravo's real-life dramas or a casual observer, this episode delivers a well-rounded recap that captures the essence of the latest reality TV episodes.
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