#2706 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E16: I-Bye-Za!

Summary

Watch What Crappens Episode Summary: #2706 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E16: I-Bye-Za!

In episode #2706 of Watch What Crappens, hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam delve into the dramatic and often chaotic finale of Below Deck Sailing Yacht Season 5, titled "I-Bye-Za!". This detailed, long-form summary captures the essence of their spirited discussions, insightful critiques, and hilarious observations as they dissect the final events and character arcs of the season.

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Season Recap and Character Developments

Ben and Ronnie kick off the episode by reflecting on the tumultuous journey of Season 5. They highlight Daisy's transformation from a frustrated crew member to a more assertive leader, Danny's ongoing struggles with personal relationships, and the overall dynamics that have made this season particularly engaging.

Ben Mandelker [03:34]: "It's a fair. It's actually a very fun season, which you wouldn't know from this last episode, but it was a very fun season."

Ronnie Karam [05:03]: "It's a fair. It's actually a very fun season, which you wouldn't know from this last episode, but it was a very fun season."

Key Plot Points of "I-Bye-Za!"

Danny and Chase's Relationship Struggles

A significant portion of the discussion revolves around Danny and Chase's fraught relationship. Their limited time together leads to misunderstandings and emotional turmoil, culminating in emotional confrontations and manipulative behaviors.

Ronnie Karam [05:28]: "Chase just wants to get away from Danny. He's like, please let me hide in here. I'll do anything you want, please."

Ben Mandelker [05:53]: "I think that she talked about Daisy yelling at her, because Daisy was like, Donnie had about with the table. So she's like, well, he get. Everyone gave me, and then I got screamed at."

Daisy's Leadership and Crew Management

Daisy faces challenges managing the crew, particularly dealing with food allergies and dietary restrictions on the yacht. Ben and Ronnie critique her handling of these issues, emphasizing the lack of attention to detail and the resulting chaos.

Ronnie Karam [13:57]: "All these dietary restrictions... It's crazy."

Ben Mandelker [16:33]: "There’s a difference between allergy versus intolerance. An allergy will kill you, and intolerance will just make your life miserable for a few hours."

Gary's Struggles and Over-the-Top Apologies

Gary's character provides much of the comedic relief as he navigates his role aboard the yacht. His exaggerated apologies and attempts to earn Daisy's favor are mocked for their insincerity and over-the-top nature.

Ben Mandelker [37:46]: "He does a great job. He does nice food."

Ronnie Karam [39:03]: "Daisy tells us, this season has was such a battle for me... It's a shame that we couldn't have supported each other."

Keith and Daisy's Developing Connection

Keith's budding relationship with Daisy adds another layer of complexity. Their interactions are scrutinized, with Ben and Ronnie discussing the dynamics and potential outcomes of their newfound connection.

Ronnie Karam [43:32]: "He just seems so, like, edible at 3am you know what I mean?"

Ben Mandelker [44:44]: "I'm still just trying to conceptualize Daisy's suburban road."

Character Analysis and Critiques

Danny's Manipulative Behavior

Danny's constant moaning and inability to let go of past relationships are heavily criticized. Ben and Ronnie label her as manipulative and emotionally draining, questioning her motives and sincerity.

Ben Mandelker [30:11]: "She's acting like her own fault. Another element to her annoyingness."

Ronnie Karam [46:10]: "She's like, shut up, Gary. But yeah, he does not care if they talk about her because ultimately he's always in competition with everybody."

Diana's Transformation

Initially portrayed as a hardworking crew member, Diana's shift towards supporting Danny's negativity is seen as a regression. The hosts express disappointment in her lack of personal growth and increased annoyance.

Ben Mandelker [35:03]: "She's resigned to it and hates Daisy. I don't get it."

Ronnie Karam [52:53]: "She's the last roast beef sandwich on a tray. I may not want to eat roast beef, but I'm drunk and it's there."

Gary's Overcompensation and Insecurities

Gary's attempts to redeem himself through over-the-top apologies and gestures are viewed as inauthentic. His insecurities about his relationships and professional role add depth to his character, albeit in a comedic light.

Ronnie Karam [58:36]: "He wants to live happily ever with Daisy and prove that he's different."

Ben Mandelker [53:18]: "He's just like sad, just trying to catch some strays out there."

Notable Quotes and Moments

Throughout the episode, Ben and Ronnie sprinkle their analysis with humorous and poignant quotes from the show's transcript, adding a layer of entertainment to their critique.

Ronnie Karam [08:18]: "I need children who are forced to work to sew on my buttons. They're the only ones who know how to sew on a button these days."

Ben Mandelker [09:55]: "EPI juice. There we go."

Ronnie Karam [21:38]: "Because sushi just can't get cold."

Ben Mandelker [14:56]: "They just need to start making flavored EpiPens..."

Conclusion and Final Thoughts

As the season concludes, Ben and Ronnie express mixed feelings about the final outcomes. While they appreciate the show's entertainment value, they remain critical of the unresolved tensions and character flaws that persist.

Ben Mandelker [64:04]: "But I did not see that coming either. But now they've docked their romantic relationship."

Ronnie Karam [64:25]: "She really kind of singing for Gary but at the end of the day she's waiting for a library book that by the time it's finally her turn to get is going to be missing so many pages..."

They end the episode by teasing upcoming discussions on new seasons and other related topics, maintaining their signature blend of mockery and affectionate ribbing.

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Key Takeaways

• Character Dynamics: The finale underscores the strained relationships and unresolved tensions among the crew, particularly between Danny, Chase, and Daisy.

• Leadership Challenges: Daisy's difficulties in managing dietary restrictions highlight the complexities of leadership roles in high-pressure environments.

• Comedic Relief: Gary's over-the-top apologies and Keith's subtle charm add layers of humor amidst the drama.

• Unresolved Tensions: Despite the season's conclusion, several character arcs remain open-ended, leaving room for future developments and discussions.

Final Quote Highlights

• Ben Mandelker [16:33]: "There's a difference between allergy versus intolerance. An allergy will kill you, and intolerance will just make your life miserable for a few hours."

• Ronnie Karam [43:32]: "He just seems so, like, edible at 3am you know what I mean?"

• Ben Mandelker [53:18]: "He's just like sad, just trying to catch some strays out there."

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This episode of Watch What Crappens offers a comprehensive and entertaining breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht's Season 5 finale. Ben and Ronnie's candid critiques, combined with their sharp wit, provide listeners with both insightful analysis and hearty laughs, making it a must-listen for fans of Bravo reality TV and beyond.

Transcript

[Ben Mandelker]

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[Ben Mandelker]

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[Ronnie Karam]

Well, hello and welcome to Watch what Crappins, a podcast for all the crap we love to talk about on Yield Bruvs. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben. Hi, Penn.

[Ben Mandelker]

Hi, Ronnie. How's it going?

[Ronnie Karam]

Good. Welcome to your show. How do you feel about it?

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh my goodness, I am so thrilled. How do you feel about it?

[Ronnie Karam]

Good. I'm doing bottle exercises.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, good.

[Ronnie Karam]

Hi everybody. Welcome. We're in New York City because Saturday night is the golden crappies on Broadway. So we're super excited. We're also going to be doing Watch what happens live. We'll be the bartenders this Thursday night after Southern charm featuring Ms. Patricia Alstul and Madison Austin. So we're super excited about that. So check that out. Also, guess what other news, we're going to be in Salt Lake City and Denver the following week. We're going on like a 17. I don't know, probably more. We'll probably add more city tour. So go check out dates over at watch what crappens.com and come see us. You know what? Because it's only fun if you're there. If you're not there, I don't even want to do it. Also, we're doing traders recaps. Those are over on Patreon, as well as videos which you can see right now. You can watch me exercising my waddle, which doesn't really seem to work. Just in case anybody was thinking voicing their day on that. And then what's other thing, Ben? I think that's it, right?

[Ben Mandelker]

I. I think so. Just Crappies vote. Get your streaming tickets, all that fun stuff.

[Ronnie Karam]

Is there anyone who wants to offer teleprompter services for the crappies on Saturday night? If there's a professional teleprompter person, we'd love to see you. Because guess what brain can't remember anything. I can't remember anything.

[Ben Mandelker]

The key word is for free because, well, my voice got real. Got real crazy there. The keyword is for free because otherwise.

[Ronnie Karam]

Free. Teleprompter, sir. Hey. Even if it's holding up poster boards, you know, with our words, like in the old days.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, no, I will. Yeah. We are really excited for this show. There's gonna be so much that we're. That we're doing, and. Yeah, it's gonna be a real thrill.

[Ronnie Karam]

It's gonna be a real thrill. You know what? Like this season finale of Below Deck Sailing Kyat. Okay. It's called season five. 16, the bitter end. Oh, yeah. So previous this. Previously this season, Daisy got really frustrated. Danny, you know, used to be chubby, and then she was a cheerleader and redeemed herself in her own mind because she lost weight, and now she just wants a guy. Any guy, really. Yeah, really. Any guy. And it's a. Oligarchs in the Russian seas. And the seas of Russia.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. Black seas, maybe somewhere.

[Ronnie Karam]

And it was just a great time.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, it was. It was. It was a fair. It's actually a very fun season, which you wouldn't know from this last episode, but it was a very fun season. So where. Where we left off as a cliffhanger, for some. Some reason that no one can explain, the cliffhanger was that Danny and Chase, who've known each other for about three episodes on this show, have had, like, a little quarrel because she wants to keep dating him after the show. And he's like, I've only known you for three episodes of Below Deck Time. And so. And then Dave is like, danny got to work. So we go back with that.

[Ronnie Karam]

More importantly, she's upset because he did date Alicia, the chef.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah.

[Ronnie Karam]

And he went to Australia to see her, but now he's not willing to go to Australia to see Danny. So she's like, what's the difference between her and me? I mean, food. You know what I mean? Food. Alicia was the chef, so I would travel for lunch. You know, it's sad when a man will travel for a decent meal, but not for you. But you know what? That's the situation. You've gotten yourself into the same thing that gives you pride now. You don't eat food, and he wants food. You see what I mean? This relationship can never work.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. It's like. It's kind of like Stargate. Asking why you didn't see it in the theater when you did see Star wars in the theater. It's like, yeah, well, you're technically you're both movies. Yes, but some might just see greater value. And so I'm gonna see one in the theater and the other on video. That's just how it goes.

[Ronnie Karam]

That's true. Also, wars are more fascinating than gates. Everybody wants to see. Who cares about a gate? Like, literally.

[Ben Mandelker]

Finally, it's been spoken. It's been stated. Oh, God. I've really been holding on to that grudge for 30 years. Finally got to air it out about Stargate.

[Ronnie Karam]

Don't worry, they'll bring in some Brady Bunch and some Alice references in this episode. So we could just get to go all the way back.

[Ben Mandelker]

That's right. So Chase is like, well, I thought Danny and I had a mutual agreement that we weren't going to put any labels on this. And I don't feel like I can commit to pursuing a relationship with anybody that I've known for two weeks. So I'm about to go to Gibraltar for 16 weeks, and Danny's going to Australia, then South Africa. So although Danny's great, I'm not changing my plans. I don't fucking know. This is hard. I want to throw my chair.

[Ronnie Karam]

So did they make. What'd you say?

[Ben Mandelker]

I was gonna say, it's actually not hard, and it's incredibly easy. You don't have to throw a chair. You can just say bye.

[Ronnie Karam]

You have to say, no.

[Ben Mandelker]

This is when I totally encourage ghosting. You can be like, hey, I'll call you when I get to Gibraltar by never again.

[Ronnie Karam]

You can't ghost Danny. Danny is one of the. She's like an exorcist. Like, she will chase the ghost until the ghost leaves the house. You can't. You can't. She'll be like, don't you like me? I thought you liked me. Aren't I pretty? I'm thin now. I'm thin. So, yeah, you can't really ghost her. But I don't remember them making an agreement that they wouldn't. They wouldn't take it. I mean, I know they don't show everything, but they do kind of show everything on camera. At least you hear everything on camera. You hear a lot of slap, slap, slap. So you hear all that. So I would have assumed they would have put in the like. Like, let's agree never to speak of this again, toots.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well. Well, I mean, let's be honest. We've watched enough of these shows to know exactly what type of person Danny is. Danny is the one who says, I just love flirting with guys. I mean, I'm keeping it casual. Like, it's just I love to flirt. Like, it's nothing serious. Like, don't worry about me. I'm a cool girl. Like, we can have sex. It's fine. Like, I don't get feelings. Like, I'm so not attached. Okay, now that. Now can we date for four months? I mean, she is the person who puts on the front, like, she does not get attached. And that' actually deeply what she. She wants to get attached so, so badly. I mean, we rag on her so much, mainly because she's incredibly annoying. But, like, even with her being annoying, you can see that this is a lonely person.

[Ronnie Karam]

She's like a button. She doesn't make any sense unless she's attached. Otherwise, you're like, what's that circle with holes in it? You know, it just doesn't make sense in her own mind for her not to be attached. What about all the other buttons?

[Ben Mandelker]

Star button, sequel to Stargate, Button gate, star button, button, gate button.

[Ronnie Karam]

A button is just a gate. A shirt gate.

[Ben Mandelker]

Dan.

[Ronnie Karam]

She.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, she is this. I think she's an aspiring button. I think she's a free hanging button, which is what is so frustrating for her because, I mean, she's an open. More frustrated than a button that's just attached to nothing. Just floating, dangling. Push it, and the button just sways.

[Ronnie Karam]

I hate a weak button. You know, I bought something from J. Crew, which for me is, like, going to. Okay. Like, I would never spend $50 because, you know, my ass is cheap. I'm a rust dress for less slash old navy kind of a boy. But I got something from J. Crew. Can I tell you that button was dangling within two days? Within two days, man, two days. And I was like, you know what? This is overrated. I'm going back to my old navy buttons. I need children to be sewing on my buttons. I need children who are forced to work to sew on my buttons. They're the only ones who know how to sew on a button these days.

[Ben Mandelker]

Do they Did. Do you have the shirt with you here in New York?

[Ronnie Karam]

No.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, I would have fixed the button for you.

[Ronnie Karam]

Oh, that's so nice. I don't like that. Because that's mixing friendship with button button emergencies. And then what if the button dangled again? I would be like, I think it would cause a rift in our friendship because I wouldn't want to tell you how much your button sucks, But I wouldn't.

[Ben Mandelker]

This would be all on you. Because I wouldn't. If my button sucked, I would just retie it on again because I learned how to sew buttons by watching a video on YouTube by someone named Professor Pincushion. And she berates you like you've never. You never think you could be berated in four minutes of watching how to make a button. But she has this oversized button, and what she does is she. She has a big button so you can really see how to do it. She goes, okay, we are going to pull the needle through the hole and then back in. And we'll do this four times around and around and around the shape shank. And then you put it in and you just feel like you have done something totally wrong and you're in detention and Professor Pincushion is reprimanding you. It's great. It's a great way to learn.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah, it sounds horrifying. So Danny is like, well, it just sucks to think that I've probably romanticized this whole relationship in my head. You know, he's. He lived there. I live here now. We can't be together. I mean, come on, I just want to go eat a tub of ice cream in bed and not talk to anybody. And I was like, oh, my God, that's what I'm doing. It's a better life, you know, like, come to my side. It's a way better life, honey.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. You know, and also, by the way, there's like long distance dating and then there's long distance dating, and lady, you are in the second camp there. I'm sorry. It is just not sustainable to be an entire world apart, okay?

[Ronnie Karam]

It's just Australia is too far, you guys. Australia is literally Stargate. Like, it's so far. And I don't mean inferior.

[Ben Mandelker]

You have to Star wars take a Stargate together.

[Ronnie Karam]

I mean, it's just safari guys. It's. You're right. It's like a 24 hour flight and then it's like a day behind us or a day ahead of us, and it's just like you're in the future and it's just too much. It's not like going from Cincinnati to, like, I don't know, where's close to there, Like Alaska or something. I do that.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah.

[Ronnie Karam]

Mostly because Alaska just has so many men who just need something because, you know, they work on oil rigs or so. They're so starved for attention. God bless it, I'm moving.

[Ben Mandelker]

But you're like, but I'm going to stay in Cincinnati and make them work for it.

[Ronnie Karam]

Also, I don't think I could date anybody in Alaska because I think my. My nuts would always be so shriveled. What's the point? I would just always look so inferior anyway because I'm just cold down there. Never mind. Bye, Alaska. It was a nice dream.

[Ben Mandelker]

I don't know. I think Alaska could actually be a really good match for you. Now that I think about it. I've never. I say this as someone who's never been there, but as. Yeah, I think that Alaska could be like a real. You know, it's cold. I think that's. I think that, like, I mean, I know you don't love cold. I think you hate cold, right? You hate cold.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah, I mean, I like. So I like wearing cute sweaters because I have a muffin top, though.

[Ben Mandelker]

But you would just stay inside where you'd be warm. That's okay.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah.

[Ben Mandelker]

And I feel like you wouldn't be bothered by anyone. You'd have these mountain men with various sexual urges that need to be taken care of. And then, you know, like, there'd be, like, cool nature things that you would like. You'd be like, ben, I saw an eagle today and it was flying. It was so cute. And I'd be so happy for you because it'd be all these animals that you'd be so like, people. People may not realize this. Ronnie loves animals and he loves animal videos. And it's like, not crazy when we're traveling together that I look over and he's looking at a video from the dodo of, like, a chick, like, walking into a supermarket. And so I just think Alaska may be perfect for you.

[Ronnie Karam]

I don't know. It looks cold. I mean, how. How hard would it be to get to a home goods? I feel like it would be really hard in Alaska.

[Ben Mandelker]

I think that could be more difficult unless you live in an urban area. But I don't think the urban areas are that urban. So I still think, like, I assume an Alaskan urban area is the same as, like, a California remote city. So I think you'd be okay.

[Ronnie Karam]

It's far. Okay. So now Daisy's checking in with ML, Mary Louise, or Matcha Louie, whatever her name is. And she's like, all right, this evening we're gonna do family style. And the lady's like, well, the only thing I really need is to get a heads up on what we're gonna eat, because, you know, someone's gluten free, someone's seafood free, someone's dairy free, someone's taste free, someone literally doesn't have any taste buds on her tongue. So I'm gonna need an interpreter to Come out and just really describe to her saliva glands what she's e. She can really feel that go down. I hope that's not too much trouble for you. You're all a pain in the ass. I say give these old ladies a loaf of bread with tuna fish on it and get them over it, you know, Put them in the tank where they have to get over all this shit, because this is crazy.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, I. I agree. And Daisy's like, well, I'll check with Glois to make sure I know what. Who can eat what. And so even though I tried to train her, it's. Look, it's shocking that Diana is still really making simple mistakes, and it's incredibly concerning, because with all these dietary restrictions, there really is no room for error.

[Ronnie Karam]

I say you just do a survival of the fittest on their asses. You know what I mean? At some point, thin the herd. I'm sick of the herd complaining about every fucking food allergy in the world. And listen, I know that there are some real food allergies. I come from a food allergy family, so I have to deal with this shit all the time. But you don't all have it. You know what I mean? Like, when my sister's dog. She has two dogs, and when they both came down with food allergies, I was like, okay, this is officially in your head. You know what I mean? Like, too much. Too much.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, it's. Yeah. Well, I just say offer up complimentary EpiPens at the table and just say if your throat starts to claw up, you know, just Please use your EpiPen and enjoy the rest of your meal. Thanks very much.

[Ronnie Karam]

They just need to start making flavored EpiPens so that people don't get offended. Like, yeah, well, we've given you a chocolate EpiPen surprise on your side just in case you need that.

[Ben Mandelker]

They should make. You know, I think that, like, I know I say this as someone who thankfully does not have any allergies, knock on wood, because you never know when you're gonna develop one. But I feel like EpiPens just seem like such a unpleasant thing to have to go through. I mean, it's probably. The allergy is probably even more unpleasant to go through. But I wonder if it was if they made, like, the EpiPen experience more pleasant. If that might be. That might help. Like, where you don't have to be jabbed with a needle. You could just have, like, a lovely cocktail, like an EpiPen cocktail. Be. Hold on one second. My throat's Closing up. Let me just grab. Grab me some of my EPI juice. There we go. I don't know what Daisy in this case, but EPI juice.

[Ronnie Karam]

Well, I think that would make it more comfortable if Daisy was there. Everybody wants Daisy at their bedside when they're, you know, about to die from some kind of overdose, because she'll just stand there and just be like, take the epiphan.

[Ben Mandelker]

I have heard that when you.

[Ronnie Karam]

It'll hurt less.

[Ben Mandelker]

I've heard that when you have, like, an allergic reaction, it kind of takes you out for the day. So. That sounds unpleasant.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah, it does sound unpleasant. I'm just saying, like, it's too much. You know what I mean? You don't like.

[Ben Mandelker]

But, like, there's something.

[Ronnie Karam]

You get one per friend group. I say you get one food allergy and one vegetarian slash vegan per friend group. And the rest of you have to sit in the back seat. You know what I mean? Like, there's only so many seats in the front seat so the rest of you don't get hurt. That's it.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, I think there's also. There's a difference between allergy versus intolerance. And so, like, an allergy will kill you, and intolerance will just make your life miserable for a few hours. Right. So there's that element, too. So I say make some people miserable for a few hours. Just don't kill anyone, and then you'll be okay.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. So then, you know, Daisy's like, I'll check with Cloys to make sure that I know who can eat what. But she knows that it's Diana's fault, because it was. Was Diana. Like, Diana didn't know anybody's name. He told her, go serve Annie. And she's like, who's Annie? He's like, go serve Karen. They all look like a Karen, you know? So she does. It's her fault. And you're on a super yacht.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. You got to know faces and you got like. And if you're dealing with foods that, like, when people have allergies, like, all joking aside, when people have allergies and intolerances, you got to know what's what. And she's acting like, well, it's not my fault that they look the same. And, like, it literally is your fault, because they don't look the same. I mean, yes, they are of the same generic category of people, but, like, you gotta pull up a little bit.

[Ronnie Karam]

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[Ronnie Karam]

And then downstairs, Deanna is talking to Dani. And of course, it's about work. Just kidding. It's about a man. Because what else would Dani talk about? Diana's like, what did he say to you? And she's like, oh, well, you know, he's upset that I wasn't fully honest about Anthony. But you know what? I don't need to be yelled at. Why am I constantly being yelled? He did not yell. Chase doesn't yell. You know, I mean, he was kind of a dick, but he was. He did this. I don't know. I live in one place. I'm going to the Rock of Gibraltar. You're going. That's not yelling, Danny.

[Ben Mandelker]

I think that she talked about Daisy yelling at her, because Daisy was like, Donnie had about with the table. So she's like, well, he get. Everyone gave me, and then I got screamed at.

[Ronnie Karam]

Well, that means.

[Ben Mandelker]

I don't know. You never know with Danny. She does bend the truth a little bit.

[Ronnie Karam]

No, I think you're right. I think that she was talking about Daisy. I just don't read the whole thing, you know, just like my life. And I'm like, oh, my God, the text people called me just to be nice today. They said, welcome. Like, I didn't read the rest of the letter where they're like, you're going to prison unless you send us money. You know, I was just like, they're so nice. What a sweet greeting. But, yeah, I think it was Daisy. But Daisy didn't yell at you either. She said, please get back to work.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, yeah, well, well, Danny is the type of person who sees aggression in things that are her own fault. And that's what another element to. Another element to her annoyingness. You know, she's such a multifaceted annoying person. It's. It's really impressive. Yeah, she really has so many different ways she can be annoying in any given scene. So then Daisy is talking to Cloyes, and she's like, well, they're fine family style, and Glenn's gonna be joining them as well. And Chloe said, well, it's gonna be all sushi style. It's gonna have to be flow pretty faster.

[Ronnie Karam]

Because, you know, sushi. Sushi just can't get cold. And so Glenn is gonna join the ladies. So he's like, well, not to add to it, but if I'm gonna eat, you know, I can't have seafood because I get a nasty, fishy taste in my mouth. You know why? Because you're eating fish. That's what fish does. It's like complaining that you get some chocolate in your mouth when you eat an M and M. That's what they do, sir.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, it's an allergy. And Cloy says, like, well, there's another guest that can't Eat seafood either. So I'm gonna do a ribeye steak sushi. And then Glenn is like, okay, well, you're. You're my best friend for life.

[Ronnie Karam]

So what does a ribeye steak sushi mean? He's gonna cook the steak right and then just like cut it up, put it in some rice. Yeah, but then you're only getting four pieces of ribeye. I think people can take that when they're getting fish and they're like, oh, that four pieces of fish was delicious. But you can't give a red blooded American four bites a steak. I mean, I'm from Texas. You can be hung for that.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, guess what? Glenn is Canadian, so it works out.

[Ronnie Karam]

That's true. Good point. Touche. So Koi says, like, whoa, there's so many dietary restrictions, I've never come across it. And he goes over them and then he's like, the only thing to do is laugh, bang my head and innovate.

[Ben Mandelker]

Or make steak sushi.

[Ronnie Karam]

So I was gonna say waiting for the innovation to drive through town.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. So now they're all getting ready and CL is just going through, like, everything is, you know, he's got to deal with all these food, food things. So he's. He's dealing with all of that. And he's having Chase help him squeeze out some, like, wasabi. And Chase is like, cool. Looks like dog dookie.

[Ronnie Karam]

Chase just wants to get away from Danny. He's like, please let me hide in here. I'll do anything you want, please.

[Ben Mandelker]

And of course she comes. She comes lingering around. So he's like pretending to focus really hard on the wasabi and just deeply annoying. I mean, deeply. I'm deeply annoying is what she is. But he's deeply ignoring her with the wasabi making.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah, yeah. It's like wasabi disses. That's so sad. You know, he's trapped there and she's like, oh, love your little snowman that you're making with your wasabi. He's just ignoring her. She's like, they get that in Australia. What? You would know because you won't come visit me there like you went to visit Alicia. Look, I'm making two little wasabis with you. They're coming closer together. Oh, my God, they're getting married. Oh, they're together. Baby was so Lisa coming out. He said, please, please just leave me alone, mama.

[Ben Mandelker]

He's like, did your wasabi happen to sleep with the ginger? Yes, it did happen. I was afraid you judged the wasabi for it, but now I'm Being honest with you about it. So CL is like, oh, man, there's so many dietary restrictions to follow. And Daisy's like, cloys. Just so you know, I've been instructed to go ahead with dinner without the primary because ML has like passed out. And ML told her friends to. She told Tony, her friend Tony that, that they can just start without her. So Tony's like, we're gonna eat dinner, guys.

[Ronnie Karam]

Every time I hear Tony, I'm like, when did them. When did that dude show up? I love her. We're gonna eat without ML.

[Ben Mandelker]

Her.

[Ronnie Karam]

I'm hungry. We're gonna eat. It's like, yes, Hagrid, eat that.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, she's great. Breakout star of the episode.

[Ronnie Karam]

She really is. I feel like she has a necklace made out of beef jerky somewhere in her luggage. There, I said it.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. She probably has also a lot of seashell decor in her house in a way that's kind of fun.

[Ronnie Karam]

She has beef jerky and seashell decor in her house? Yeah, that's her thing.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. Anything a pirate might have, I guess.

[Ronnie Karam]

So now it's time to present dinner. And she's got two non salmon rolls and then we've got salmon, which Karen and Janine can't have. You losers. You want me to remove ML's playset?

[Ben Mandelker]

And.

[Ronnie Karam]

And Glenn's like, hopefully she'll come up soon. She's such a charmer.

[Ben Mandelker]

So there she's serving the food and everyone is. Everyone's like, very happy with it and everything. And Glenn's like, this is the perfect way to cap off the season. No, the perfect way to cap off the season where if we were eating this in a cave, but this is as close as we can get, so this is really good. And what he does as a chef, you know, it's not something that many 22 year olds are doing. I'm very impressed.

[Ronnie Karam]

No offense to Cloys, because I really do think Cloys has been a really good sport this season. And he's done a fairly good job, don't you think? I mean, despite his congressman hair, I think he's done a good job. But he just served ticket chicken fingers. I mean, like he serves some little chicken fingers with some sauce board on and he's like, here's your very special meal. I don't know that I'd be like sending him off to. I don't know, I was thinking, trying to think of a famous chef place that you send people to, but I wouldn't send him there to the court.

[Ben Mandelker]

Look like Poku's Door or the cordon blue. Yeah, he seems like he does, like, a nice job. He does nice food.

[Ronnie Karam]

So me, at this point, I just give him fruit roll ups and tell them to off.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, so. So, you know, they're all happy. It's the. Glenn is happy. And ML comes up and she, she. She's. She sort of drifts into doorways and finally makes her way up to the table.

[Ronnie Karam]

And I loved when she ran into that door. But, yeah, we are all ML at some point in our lives. She's just been wasted all day. She slept, but she knew there was food being served and she ran straight into the door and just went, oh.

[Ben Mandelker]

Off.

[Ronnie Karam]

Like, kept walking to the table.

[Ben Mandelker]

And I don't know what was going on. I don't know if there was stuff beyond sushi that was on the plates. Because at one point they show her sitting next to Captain Glenn and she's talking and she has her fork and knife out and she's like aggressively slicing stuff. It's like she's pre cutting before she eats. But I'm like, aren't you eating sushi? What are you doing over there with your fork? Working knife.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. So then it's the last dinner of the night, so everyone's so excited, and then the guests finish dinner and they're like, get in your swimsuits, ladies. It's time.

[Ben Mandelker]

So they do that. And then Danny and Chase are. They're. They're up and Danny's like, are you okay? How do I make you not sad? How do I make you not sad? Because he is continuing to mope around. He is doing a full power play, which is like, okay, well, she's like. She has like a shred of logic about this Alicia thing because I said I don't do that, but then I did do that in the past, so how can I counter it? I'll just mope until she feels shitty about herself, and then I will win the argument. Yeah.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. I'm sorry for all that ass you got this season, sir. It must be so rough on you. And I don't like Chase pretending like he's never heard of a girl that wants. Wants a little bit more after giving it up every single night or like, you know, being with somebody every single night. That's. He's like, what? I've never heard this before. Girls want something more. And it's not just girls. Anybody. I think if you're, like, having sex with somebody a lot and, like, you start getting close with them, it's not weird to be like, what are we doing after this? He's just such a. I hate. You know, the thing that bugs me the most about him is just that he pretends to be nice. I almost respect people like Gary Moore who are just complete and then apologize like five days later once they've sober covered up. Then just pretending to be a nice guy, like, she all shucks, I'm real close with my mama. And then you over the whole time, it makes you feel crazy. Like, Danny's a lot of things. But this is not in Danny's head, I don't think.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, he is moping around and he's doing some manipulation right now. I'm sorry. Because nothing about that situation requires 24 hours of moping. It's actually been two days or so. It was. It's been since before the charter started. Right? Because it was. She told him about the guy in bed. So that was in between charters and he's just been moping the entire time. Listen, if she's enough to mope over, then she's enough to fucking date across the world. How about that? So either. So no wonder why she's getting these mixed emotions, right? Because if you have someone who is, like, acting like he cares enough about you that his feelings would be this hurt for two days straight, but then he. At the same time, he doesn't want to go, like, try a long distance dating, long distance relationship. Like, in some ways, I can really understand why her. She's actually all confused by him. Because, like, if it's nothing serious, then why all the moping?

[Ronnie Karam]

Because he's doing the final ass grab without having to claim any responsibility where he can mope and act like he's been wronged and say, I can't do longdistance thing and then make her feel so bad that he gets to have sex the whole last night and then still dump her at the end and then leave, making her feel like she's the guilty one, you know, because he's manipulative. He's a. Yeah, it's his.

[Ben Mandelker]

It's his exit strategy. This is how he can. He can build up an excuse and still be the good guy for not wanting to see her after it's done.

[Ronnie Karam]

Because he's gonna have his take, too.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, he's like, I would have done it, but then you lied to me. So now I can't trust you enough to see you around the world.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yep, there you go. So she's just like, big Joe, big dog, you know, my vibe was so low today. I just need you to Know that. And he's like, same, but everything's good. Gotta love my mama. And she's like, I want to believe you, but your face says otherwise. His face always says otherwise. His face looks like I just smelled my own fart. And it's not as bad as everybody else's. It's like that half smile. He's like, yeah, wasn't great, but it could be worse.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. And she's like, no, this is your I'm just telling you what you want to hear face. And he's like, no, no, tomorrow's gonna be good. He goes, look, I really do care about Danny. I really like Danny. I can't stress that enough. I mean, part of me likes, like needs to figure out how to make resolution. I really want to end the season on a good note. But that being said, I don't want to lead her on. What do you do? You say, I'm not gonna lead you on. This is fun, but it's not going beyond the boat.

[Ronnie Karam]

Bloop.

[Ben Mandelker]

It's done.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. Stop sticking your dick in her constantly and then patting her on the ass every day and, you know, flirting with her every day. That's how you don't yeah, me. So then the crew wakes up and they're excited because it's the last day of charter and, you know, the guests, of course, want their breakfast. So they get breakfast, you know, gluten free French toast for you or as the French call it, die stupid.

[Ben Mandelker]

And everyone likes this breakfast. And then the deck team starts to haul anchor. They're going back into the port and Danny and Diana are like, you know, moaning and groaning down in the cabin. And Diana's like, tell me everything. I don't think Diana cares at all about Danny and Danny and. And Chase. I think at this point she is. I think. I think Diana is doing a test to see how much can Danny talk about herself and her boy issues before she asks me a single question. Diana's like, I can't believe that we made it to the end of the season and Danny still has not asked me a single question. Right, well, I'm ask her a few more questions and that's it. Then we'll know. She will never ask me a question about myself.

[Ronnie Karam]

I'd normally agree with you on that, but Dani, Diana just seems like she's totally in with Dani now. There's no eye rolling. She doesn't really care, you know, she's. She actually. I don't. Wouldn't say she's genuinely interested, but I don't know, she just still keeps doing the work. And guess what? Dani does not the work. She just stands there, kind of leaning on the doorway, talking about boys, which is all she ever does. And Deanna doesn't seem annoyed, which is kind of why I don't like Deonna. You know, I liked her in the beginning, you know, when she was like, oops, I love cleaning toilets. It's my favorite, favorite thing ever since I cleaned Putin's toilet. I've never seen poo poo like this. But now she's just like, oh, poop is disgusting on toilets. You just loved it a second ago and now. And she used to hate Danny and her stupid, you know, grubby ways with all the guys on the boat, and now she's just, like, resigned to it and hates Daisy. I don't get it.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, I. Well, I think that Danny has been, like, a toxic force on this boat, at least in this department. And I think that Diana just kind of, like, gave herself over to it, finally. I think that, you know, she really wanted that. That extra hour of sleep, so that way she get nine hours of sleep on her shift instead of eight hours, and she didn't get it, and she's mad, and so she just flipped sides because it's actually easier to be mad, to be mad along with someone than to not be. And so it's more fun if you have a little ally and you can both hit your boss together. And I think she realized that. She's like, you know what? Why am I. I can even either be disgusted by Danny, or I can join her and just be mad at Daisy. And that's what she did. And I. I kind of lost all respect for Diana, too. I think we both started to lose it when she complained about not being on service enough, and then. And she didn't know how to make drinks. So Daisy was like, okay, we're gonna do a drink seminar. And then Diana made, like, one drink, and then was exasperated and walked away. And it's like this entire seminar was for you, and you wanted this education, and now you're walking away. You're kind of a spoiled brat. And we let her off easy because Danny was the bigger spoiled brat. But now at this point in, Deanna's a spoiled brat, too.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah, Diana sucks. So, you know, Danny's going on about Chase and always, like, why you so said because you're a stalker. Okay, baby reindeer, like, take a rest. Leave the man alone. Give the man some space. Can a man squirt out some wasabi in peace, you know what I mean? My God, the woman can hear Wasabi being squirted out from a mile away. And she's like. I was like, are you saying. And he. Stopping saying. And then he was bitter. And Diana's like, saw conclusion. Well, seeing each other is definitely going to be hard, even if he's not. I'm not leaving here thinking, like, oh, my God, Chase and I are dating. Like, I'm leaving here. Oh, my God, I hope Chase and I are dating. God, you see the difference? Huge difference.

[Ben Mandelker]

Meanwhile, Daisy, who is doing all this breakfast work upstairs by herself is like, girls, can someone help me with the juices? And they like. Danny, like, rolls your eyes. Like it's this incredibly ridiculous, obscene request to. It's like, ladies, it's. You got to do the juices. It's breakfast. It's like every other charter.

[Ronnie Karam]

And Diana goes, what the fuck? It's like, just the work, bitch. Why aren't you telling that to Danny, who's standing there at the doorway talking about some dude? I mean, at this point, Daisy should just get on the radios and go, guess what? There's fresh penises up here to squeeze. And just watch her run up there.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yes.

[Ronnie Karam]

So Glenn is checking in with Gary, and Gary's like, oh, thanks for another season cap. This is three days later where you get my apology, because that's how I want work. So I'm sorry about all my, you know, giving you gray hairs or more gray hairs than you already had.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, one. One more day, dude, and then you're gonna be making the same kind of decisions. And one day, dude. And Gary's like, no, I know, 100. And Glenn's like, it's not easy. Conditions are pretty good, and it's a good opportunity. And if one. If I'm wondering if you wanted to have a go at the parking. You want to park the boat, big guy? He's like, oh, I would love to. You're going to be next to me, daddy. And he's like, yeah, I'll be right here with you, Gary.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. And he's like, oh, I'm so glad to learn from you, dear leader, dear captain. Oh, you're gonna make me cry, dude. So they go, you know, he lets him move the steering wheel and all that stuff, like your dad does when you're a kid and he pretends that you're really driving. And Gary does great. I will say that they give him a very easy docking because this isn't one of those ones. It's like, oh, guys, we're gonna have to get this three inches of our lives. You know, this one's pretty wide open, but still, you know, he does it well. I guess that's great. Good for you, Gary.

[Ben Mandelker]

He does. And Gary's like, well, this hasn't been the most smoothest season for me. So it feels good knowing that he believes in me despite all my hiccups. I'm like, your hiccups? Okay. That's what we're going to call it. Well, there's a little bit of nerves, but seeing Glenn trust me, like, this is a masterpiece of confidence. And I think Glenn blows believes in me very much. So, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Ronnie Karam]

And as Gary successfully makes the boat into the dock without even grabbing the ass of another boat, it was pretty impressive. Captain's like, one day he's gonna be captain. He's gonna have to mature, but that's up to him. That's all in his control. So then ML's like, everything was great. I just wanted. I just want Tony to do this speech. Tony. She's like, it was like, awesome. You definitely made us happy. But if you want your D back before the dawn, you'll put $10,000 in a bag and leave it at the Dillard's entrance. Call any police, and you'll die.

[Ben Mandelker]

Daisy's like, give me back my daughter. I mean, if Daisy were ever to. If Daisy were ever to reboot a movie, it would be ransom. She'd be great in that role of Mel Gibson.

[Ronnie Karam]

Doesn't Tony's voice sound like one of those ransom, like those voice disguises and ransom movies?

[Ben Mandelker]

Like, Tony is on the local news and has been, like, witnessed some sort of, like, mob hit and is like, I don't want to be. No, please don't show my identity exactly.

[Ronnie Karam]

Like, you can tell it's a wig. Even in shadows. It's like a big wig hanging off the head. Glenn's like, I open the envelope, but it's just a bunch of letters cut out of magazines to form words. Figured that out later.

[Ben Mandelker]

So Daisy tells us, this season has was such a battle for me. I wish my relationship with the girls had been like what I've seen with so many other stools. I struggle to manage their attitude and the toxic environment they've created. It's a shame that we couldn't have supported each other and helped each other grow and evolve and be better together. And then they. We also see, you know, a little montage of previous Stews that Daisy worked well with. It just kind of like, it was like A moment of see Daisy can lead stews so real. Really, it's the stews who have the issues, not Daisy. Which I liked. I liked, I liked production, you know, kicking in for. For Daisy there.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah, because these dudes truly suck.

[Ben Mandelker]

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[Ronnie Karam]

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[Ben Mandelker]

Don't jump for Contessa. Worst tip of the season. So now they're all getting ready to go out and everything. And like she's like, all right, Gary, Keith. And guys, any productions for tonight? And Gary's like, well, I think that you and Keith are going to hook up, blah, blah, sad, blah, blah. And I think that Danny and Chase are going to have an argument.

[Ronnie Karam]

And Chase is like, well, I sure did really enjoy meeting all of you. I hope one day you can meet my mama. And Diana's like, we are so happy you came aboard. Maybe one day you can. Especially Danny. Look at how happy Danny is. Oh my God. And then they go order and of course Daisy and Keith go have a cigarette. Keith has grown on me. I like Keith. I'd take him.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, I like.

[Ronnie Karam]

So lucky.

[Ben Mandelker]

I think that in the first half of the season when Keith and Danny were flirting, it was, you know, I think that she just, I think Danny gets her taint on Everything. And so Keith just, you know, like, it's like, it's annoying to watch Danny. So then watching someone flirting with Danny is, like, also unpleasant. And Keith is kind of like. He's like a subtle flavor. And so, you know, she kind of over. Like, there's something about it where we just saw him as just like, bland. Like a bland piece of white bread. But then when he got with. Started getting interested in Daisy, I feel like we started to see more of, like, who he was as a person, and I enjoyed that.

[Ronnie Karam]

No, I think we were correct. He's a bland piece of white bread. But I love white bread. Like, I eat it all the time. And so maybe that's why I like him. He just seems so, like, edible at 3am you know what I mean? Like, it's always there for you. Just put a little cheese in it. Also, he just seems like a very supportive husband. He seems like he would just always be there for you and be very supportive. Supportive, you know, and then he'd always let you want to watch what you want to watch on tv.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, he would. Even if he's definitely a husband who would watch the Real Housewives with his wife.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah.

[Ben Mandelker]

To support her.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. But then he'd, like, have the respect to still watch a game on his phone, you know, with earbuds at the same time, so he could still maintain some sexual attraction.

[Ben Mandelker]

He's great.

[Ronnie Karam]

He's perfect. I love him. And he's been in show tunes and he talks with his arms. Arms. Any winks?

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. So basically, Daisy's life. So I think London, for the moment, is where home would be. And I love where I live. If you come to my apartment, it's down a suburban road. You go there and it's just so nice. I love it. I love my suburban road in London. And Keith is like, yeah, well, I have to catch up. And next time I'm there, she goes, well, you're welcome to London anytime. As the ambassador to London, as the person who controls who comes in and out of the city, I'd like to formally invite you to London.

[Ronnie Karam]

I may not control London, but I control the suburban road. Because you, Daisy, standing at the end of. At the entrance of the suburban road with a rolling pin that she's just kind of slapping in her hand, like, who's going to come here? Mailman. Prove it.

[Ben Mandelker]

I'm still just trying to conceptualize Daisy's suburban road. Like, she's like, I'm in an apartment at the end of a suburban road.

[Ronnie Karam]

I imagine trash cans.

[Ben Mandelker]

What do the suburbs look like also in. In the suburbs of London? Because I just feel like they can't look like the suburbs of America. American suburbs have a very distinct look. A distinct and generic all at once. And I just, I wonder, does that really carry over to British suburbs? I feel like they have to have, like, their own different vibe.

[Ronnie Karam]

I don't know. I have no idea. We should go check him out.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, let's do it.

[Ronnie Karam]

Next time we're there just to see if we can see Daisy standing there with a rolling pin as cats like playing on top of trash cans.

[Ben Mandelker]

Tell it is in my head gets by.

[Ronnie Karam]

So Danny is like, gary, would you say that you're the type that love relationships like you a relationship boy, you're talking to Gary. What? Who even asked Gary that? What a stupid question. And Gary's relationships, I love them.

[Ben Mandelker]

I love you can, by the way, tell as soon as she asked that question to Gary in front of Chase, you know that she's up to something. So then Chase is like, well, I'm not really looking for a real. I'm. I'm sorry. He goes, I. I'm actually really looking for a relationship too, but I've rushed into things before and it's hurt me. I'm like, oh, God, shut up. You're the one who hurt people.

[Ronnie Karam]

But also, they're just both so gross. Like, Danny and Chase are just both so deeply annoying because what does Danny think she's doing? Oh, I'm going to bring up a casual relationship to see if Gary likes relationships, because if he likes relationships, maybe Chase will want a relationship with me. Trying to be like, Gary, you're so sad, Danny. Oh, my God.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. So she goes, well, I'm obviously looking for someone that I want to share my life with. And, like, I don't have, like, a lot. I moved overseas by myself and I'm, like, looking for some sort of normalcy, and hopefully that would come in the form of a partner. And as soon as I found that person that always seems to find, like, they always find that excuse of distance, which I've heard, like, multiple times in my life. And, like, currently, Chase is the thing that's, like, making me very happy. And I'm like, so ready to move across the world for Chase. Like, you're literally. She's saying this stuff all in front of Chase's face. To Gary, it's the weirdest thing.

[Ronnie Karam]

It really is weird. Also, his name isn't like a welcome invitation to just chase him constantly. And if you are constantly in relationships, where people come up with an excuse to move out of the country. You should probably start wondering if it's a unique thing.

[Ben Mandelker]

Thank you.

[Ronnie Karam]

You know.

[Ben Mandelker]

Thank you.

[Ronnie Karam]

Come on.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah.

[Ronnie Karam]

And so he's like. And you chase, what do you think about relationships? And Diana's like, oh, my God, stop putting him on spotlight. And Gary's like, I'm not. It's just good to express your feelings. Men. And he's like, danny, you want to go to the bathroom?

[Ben Mandelker]

She's like, I do need to pee. Yeah. So they go off and Gary's like, well, I don't think either of them knows what they want. Tbh, to be honest. And Diana's like, too soon. They'll figure it out. So then Keith is sitting next to Daisy and just. They're just sort of chatting or whatever. And then Daisy's like, all right, everyone, what are we cheers on to? And Davide is like, close off. Close for Presidente. So they cheers or whatever.

[Ronnie Karam]

Here's to be in the best version of ourselves. Jesus. So then they get into the taxis and they head back to a club. And Danny's like, I don't want to share it. Taxi with Daisy, with a beach. And then Danny wax, Diana and the head.

[Ben Mandelker]

I think we missed this. Yeah. By the way, I think we missed a scene in here, which is not in here, but when they went. When Chase and Danny went to the bathroom, they had a whole scene where Chase is like, I don't want to be mad. Mad at you anymore. Can we go back to the way it was two days ago when we were besties on the boat? She's like, that's what all I want. And then they make out and everything is fine. So the reason why I mentioned is that they've now had a full reset and everything is fine and resolved with it was the end of their storyline.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah, we knew that was going to happen. When he asked her to go to the bathroom. Like, you get a drink into a man, I swear to God. And they're like, not mad anymore. My dick's hard, so let's. Let's ride it while we can. This ain't going to last long. So then Daisy and Keith are talking in the taxis and he has heard the girls bitching about her all night. Right. So she's like, did you enjoy your dinner? And he's like, well, I'm not trying to be a snoop, but what I'm very interested in is the conversation between Gary, Chase and Danny. And she's like, I don't know. I can't keep up with it. Those girls are nasty. And as far as I'm concerned, I like you. You don't like me. You haven't liked me from day one. That's fine. Let's see who's back next to your dumb ass.

[Ben Mandelker]

Us. Yeah, exactly. So then. And Jace is like, hey, I'm gonna name you CR I'm gonna crown you Queen Danny. And Danny is like, queen of the interior because I actually do my job. And Diana's like, shots fired. And then when.

[Ronnie Karam]

When do you do your job? We've seen you leaning on doorways and complaining about men 90% of your season. The only thing, the only time I ever got an inkling that you care gave a about your job was when you cried about tablescapes because it was your art.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yes. Yes, that's exactly right. That's the only time she showed any passion for anything. So Gary's like, well, but she's chief stew at the end of the day. And Danny's like, yeah, but she's. She at it. No offense. She's a chief Stew. And by the way, Gary, who in a few moments is about to basically profess his love for. For Daisy, how about he then, like, actually stands up for the person that he apparently loves so much and say, actually, I've been working with Daisy for three or four years now and she does a great job and you two are the only ones that have caused her any problems. Why not that? Like, why not just like them?

[Ronnie Karam]

He's only going for plot lines and a last minute redemption because he got in trouble in the season and he has nobody else to be with because he's all sad and washed up and sandpapery and he's just trying to get a good edit by pretending he still likes Daisy, which I love that she's onto, by the the way. It's so funny. She's like, shut the up, Garrett. But yeah, he does not care if they talk about her because ultimately he's always in competition with everybody and he wants. He doesn't like it when Daisy is like getting more accolades than him, you know? Yeah. So he's like, guys, at. At the end of the day, she's your boss. Have a level of respect. And Chase is like, no, you earn respect, Gary. You know, you. Oh, shut up, Shackle dropper.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, guy. Like, guys, I don't want to choose sides, but the majority of all this pity and I'm sorry, I don't want to talk about Daisy unless we're talking about how much I'm in love with her. Oh, Daisy. So Chase is like. He's like, yeah, let's go have some fun. So then Danny has yet another complaint. She goes, even though we've had our fits, I do feel like D and I have definitely bonded over the trauma of working with Daisy. I don't hate Daisy. Yeah. I don't hate Daisy because she's like, oh, she's my boss and this and that. I don't like Daisy because she's a scary ice coat.

[Ronnie Karam]

And Diana's like, she cannot admit when wrong. She is. I don't respect her period. No one respects you either, lady who can't clean toilets properly or serve properly. Like, you're a Lose, lose. Get the out of here. Get back to the oligarchs. I have no time for either one of you. And the only reason you don't like Daisy is because you don't like being asked to do your job. And I've never heard anybody bitch that they only got eight hours hours of sleep. That's literally crazy on a boat.

[Ben Mandelker]

Never. And I'm glad that she never got those makeup hours because I think. I don't think she ever got them right. I don't think they ever came through. So I am so glad, I'm so glad that she didn't get her makeup hour from that one time and then the other time. And she will have to always have that debt in her life because it will never be made up. She will always know that she never got it. Never. There. There was never the equilibrium. Well, there never will be.

[Ronnie Karam]

She'll always have that number missing from her sleep bank.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, always. For the rest of her life because she's not going to work with Daisy again.

[Ronnie Karam]

She'll always have a deficit. So now they go to the club and do shots and Keith and Daisy make out. And then Gary's watching as he chains smoke, wasted. And he's like, not easy seeing someone that you care about hooking up with someone else, especially when they're doing it right in front of you. Old chicken time.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, how do you think all those different people felt when you swept in and, like, blocked them and took the. The people they were interested in, huh? So Gary is like, oh, de, that was a tough ride. But I advocated for your side, you know, to be wise of your points of view and, and how I feel about hierarchy? And she goes, oh, do you know how that much that means on me? And she's like, yes. And I got laid in too hard, honestly. So I got laid in too hard. Which means I think that I deserve to actually get laid myself. So what do you think? Tonight? Top bunk.

[Ronnie Karam]

You know, Daisy, I just want us to live a fairy tale life. Yeah, everybody wants their prince drooling at the mouth and wasted and smelling like 10 day old cigarettes. You gross person. I don't even think he uses rock deodorant. He just seems so gross. And he's like, yeah, we've had to ups and downs tense and then we can get together and live happily ever after. I had serious feelings for you, Daisy. No judge about that. Especially now that I don't have options. Daisy, you are like the last roast beef sandwich on a tray. I may not want to eat roast beef, but I'm drunk and it's there. So I'm asking to marry me. Do you understand?

[Ben Mandelker]

Fuck off, Gary. What do you want me to say? Gary? Hour. He said nothing. You know what? You know, you know what I want you to say. It's absolutely all be all good riddance. I liked you from day one because I like the person you are.

[Ronnie Karam]

Daisy, you've her over 9 million times on this show, sir. 9 million times.

[Ben Mandelker]

And like, has he even thought about what a relationship with Daisy would look like? A real true long term relationship where they actually get married and have kids. The moment kids enter the picture, Gary is a goner. He is going. First of all, he will definitely be the sort of guy who's going to compete for attention with a child. He's not going to be able to live in that. He, he will cheat, he will leave, he will get drunk. He will be like beyond a disaster.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. And he'll like be grabbing the teacher's asses at school. Like gross.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, he'll be getting wasted at like at like labor day picnics and stuff. Totally angley drives homes.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. She's like, well, you say this, but you never act on it. Gary, you can't just keep saying that soft Gara. It hurts me. And he's. Then Keith is like, oh, it's all right, it's fine. You know, she's trying to kiss her and she's like, ah, off you too. So then the crew heads back to the boat. And now Gary, you know, who just wants to live happily ever with Daisy and prove that he's different is like girls come to the jacuzzi.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, he's just like sad, just trying to catch some strays out there. And then meanwhile, Daisy is just like making out with Keith really hard. She's like, ha. Finally a real man. So then everyone goes to bed. And the next day it's like, you know, it's. It's time for all, like, our slow series of goodbyes. So, Davide. Well, well, first Glenn is like, what a season. Notwithstanding the lollipop fiasco and maybe the drag knight drinking. But, you know, now you've had a chance to drive, and maybe now is not now. It's time to start thinking about stepping up. Gary. He's like, yes, for sure. I don't want to be mate forever. And he's like, yeah, but in your position in the first officer, you're gonna. You're one of the gang, but you have to also separate. You have to separate and you know yourself a little bit. You know, you have to start kind of raising, rising out a little bit, you know, because it's not about friendship, it's about leadership and caves. So you have to set an example, which is really important. Gary.

[Ronnie Karam]

And then we get Gary's monologue, which is so funny because Gary is acting like he's had a season of sobriety that's been really difficult on him. And he just wants to remind us all how hard he's worked. He's like, yeah, you know, I betrayed captain's trust a bit, but I feel that my problem is maybe with alcohol and my respect towards myself. So I need to work harder and take more response. You were sober for five minutes. You don't get this bottle, sir. And I don't want to sit here and have like a cry that Gary's a poor victim of poor alcohol. Alcohol is a victim of Gary. Like, everybody around Gary is a victim. I don't want to hear it. Clean it up or don't clean it up, but stop whining and trying to get pity points at the end of the season. I'm not buying it, sir.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. And then Daisy and Keith sort of say goodbye and everything, and he's like, thanks. You've been like a lifeline for me this season. She's. I know, I know. I was a lifeline. This is. It was tough. It's like, yeah, and last night I was probably drunker than I've ever been. Well, I'll see you at the end of the suburban road. Okay. Also known as never.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah, she. Poor Keith, because he does seem to like Daisy and she's like, ah, see, you never lose her. So then she's like, you know, when you're younger and you're having fun, you'll put up with anything. But now I deserve better. I don't know what's going to happen in the future. Maybe Keith and I will get married and have a baby. Ha ha. Joking. That's mostly not going to happen. But, you know, we don't know. And so. So Gary, of course, interrupts it. He's like, is there a moment going on here?

[Ben Mandelker]

He's like, no, no, no. I'm glad you came in. So Davide leaves, and it doesn't really matter what he says because he didn't say anything else. Gary, literally.

[Ronnie Karam]

I'm sorry to interrupt you, but Gary ends this love story by going, oh, really? Pull my finger.

[Ben Mandelker]

He apparently farts really badly and they all choke. And I was thinking to myself, what does the cameraman do in this situation? Because they all get to, like, put their hands over their mouths. The cameraman just has to sit in the fart.

[Ronnie Karam]

Well, welcome to being a cameraman. I mean, that's like. That should be the title of a cameraman book. Sitting in the fart.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. So Davide leaves and then close does. He's like, let me see if I can wrap up my time here. So he does what is barely a rap, barely even a poem. It's just him being. It's worse than you can imagine.

[Ronnie Karam]

It was cringy somewhere. I hope that Kali felt like Eminem.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah.

[Ronnie Karam]

Kali's sitting at home with, like, giant gold chains on, like, feeling as street as ever, you know?

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. You're doing great, Kali.

[Keke Palmer]

You're doing great.

[Ronnie Karam]

Keep trying over there, Cloy. See, I believe in you. Thanks. Golly's mom. So I'm gonna do everybody a favor and not read his rap, because I don't.

[Ben Mandelker]

It's so long. That's the problem. It's just.

[Ronnie Karam]

It's.

[Ben Mandelker]

It's long and it doesn't have, like, rhythm. It's just, like, sentences that have some rhyming elements to it or vaguely rhyme. It's just.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah.

[Ben Mandelker]

It's not his strongest one.

[Ronnie Karam]

Like, his final sushi dinner. It doesn't make a ton of sense. I almost looked up, like, does cringing burn calories? Because maybe I'll do it, but no, I can't do it. So then Chase and Danny say goodbye, and Chase is like, I'm real excited for the next year of my life. After my training course to do my yacht master, I'm going to take my boat to the Caribbean and start a circumnavigation.

[Ben Mandelker]

Wow.

[Ronnie Karam]

And my first baby. I'm going to circumnavigate him, too. I don't want any extra navigating on that thing.

[Ben Mandelker]

So then Diana's Leaving. And she. Or Diana. And she's like, I came to this boat wanting to have more service experience, and now that I have it, it was more difficult than I thought. But I think I leave this boat being more vocal about what I want and what I don't want. I'm like, no, you're not so vocal. You're just more annoying. You know, when. When you like someone. Go ahead, don't. With, yeah, you.

[Ronnie Karam]

I'm more vocal vocal about you, too, at the end of the season, which is weird because at the beginning I was like, oh, my God, I like her. And now I'm like, you fucking suck. Go away. I hope you never work again. You know, sometimes on these shows, I think I feel bad for the people because they come on, they can't get work after this because they're made to look stupid on TV or whatever. But with Diana from Dani, I almost like, you expect this, right? She's immature. She's an idiot. She only cares about boys, all of that. So I kind of expected her to be an idiot. I did not expect it from Diana. And I actually wanted more. I, like, expected more from her and that she just turned out to be another lazy. Go yourself, lady. I hope you never work again. You're gross. I hope everybody you ever apply for watches this show and never hires you again. And may you rot with a gluten allergy. I curse you and your entire family with gluten allergy.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. So then Keith leaves, and, you know, he real. He says he realized that he. He and Daisy see the world through a similar lens, and he wants to build a connection with someone, and that makes it, like, when you do that, it makes it 100% worth it. So he wants to keep in touch with Daisy for a long time. So he leaves. And then. And then Daisy and Gary leave, and Gary is like, well, Daisy, I definitely feel like there's something still something there. There is some hope. And I think that she needs someone that's a bit more stable. Is Keith that person? I don't know. Is anyone? That person perhaps is a stack of tuna fish cans more relia than I am. Perhaps. But no matter what happens, we'll always be there for each other. Maybe she's the one that got away. Sad blur. Sad blur. Potentially, she's going to be the one that I marry. You know, I'm quite intrigued to see what the future holds for Daisy and.

[Ronnie Karam]

I, and there kind of is hope for them because Daisy's last monologue is her crying about Gary. We've Shared intimacy, we've shared hard times, we've had lord times. Danny boy. You know, she's really kind of singing for Gary but at the end of the day she's waiting for a library book that by the time it's finally her turn to get is going to be missing so many pages and have like kind of splooge stains all over. It's going to be not readable anyway. So I hope that she can kind of get over this because she, I think that she really does love Gary, but he sucks. And here's one thing I'm grateful for for this, that they didn't let the Stu's do that thing where they get to have their moment with Daisy and tell her how much she sucks and how bad she was at her job. You know, because they do that on a lot of seasons where they're like, well Hannah, I think you're a boss and, and I'm really glad that they didn't even give them the satisfaction. You know, they're like, no, they're still losers and they don't get that ending. So bye.

[Ben Mandelker]

And then we actually got like a nice little post show update which is that Gary and Daisy went their separate ways. So Daisy and Keith started dating for like a while and they gave it a shot for a few months but then they parted ways and then Danny and Chase. Actually Danny visited Chase on his sailboat in Florida. Florida. And then they dated and sailed together for over a year.

[Ronnie Karam]

But not see that coming.

[Ben Mandelker]

I did not see that coming either. But now they've docked their romantic relationship.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. So wow. Chase came through. Really didn't see that coming at all. But you know, good for those crazy kids. Good for them. I'm glad that Danny got a happy ending and then didn't get what she wanted ultimately in the end because she still wanted.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, exactly. Well, that was a fun season. It's over. And down under starts up next week. So the down under look on sailing through, very dramatic.

[Ronnie Karam]

Did you see the preview they showed for Down Under? Oh, there's an evil man on there. A beautiful evil man.

[Ben Mandelker]

So I watched some of the preview and it didn't seem that crazy to me. But maybe I didn't finish it. I just saw Zarina being like, I don't really know what I'm doing but, but I'm going to try my best. So I was like, okay, sure, sounds good.

[Ronnie Karam]

I mean the one I saw was with a very dramatic like there's a gorgeous six foot something hottie and he's an. You know, it's kind of returned to below deck form of just having an extremely agro douchebag on board who just starts punching walls and stuff. Although Chase did punch a pole today. We did see Chase get mad and punch a pole but this guy seems to lose and I guess gets fired and stuff. So. So guys.

[Ben Mandelker]

Okay, I didn't see that.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah, it looks kt. But yeah, we'll be back with that next week. In the meantime, thanks so much for being here. Thanks for being with us on video. Whoever's over on Patreon, go check out taters. Wouldn't that be awesome if we were just recapping taters on Patreon? Like today I had the most amazing tater. It was Yukon Gold Traders Traders over on Patreon. And also get tickets for the Golden Crab Happy's streaming experience this Saturday. If you're in New York, come by. We're at Town hall. There's like maybe 20 tickets left. So get them now because it's gonna sell.

[Ben Mandelker]

Literally 20. Literally 20 tickets. It's wild. Yeah.

[Ronnie Karam]

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