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Ronnie Karam
Well, hello. How are you doing?
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Ronnie Karam
Great times. All right, let's get into Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 16, Episode 7, Nashville.
Ben Mandelker
Hold them. Nashville. This ain't Texas. That's for true. That's. That's for real. Because it's Nashville. So we start off with a, you know, a classic A classic trope from the world of the Real Housewives, which is where the kind of, like, middle class one who lives in a townhome goes to a car dealership and pretends like they're gonna buy a Rolls Royce. So that's. I know.
Ronnie Karam
I was like, wow, you know, you're really stretching the imagination here.
Ben Mandelker
Yes.
Ronnie Karam
Okay, this is definitely the dorit scene of that. Ooh, let's go to the Bentley store, ma'am. I think you're $11 million in debt, you know, but okay, let's go with it. But they do have enough credit to test drive, so that's saying something because they actually do get to sit in the car. And Brit is one of those annoying people who gets a noisy car and then just sits in it and hits the gas over and over to hear it go. I have across the street neighbors who do that constantly. I've never wanted to key a car. Like, I want to key this fucking car. I want to key this car. Not even. I want to egg it. I want to key it, and I want to save up some poop and just go poop on. I want to poop on their car, and I want to do it right in front of their ring cam. So they see me. They're like, there's a crazy old queen across the street. Is he wearing a turban? And why is he pooping on my car?
Ben Mandelker
It might be worth it. It.
Ronnie Karam
Honestly, I think it will be. Will I go to jail? Possibly. Will I make it to the top of the next door feed? You bet your ass I will.
Ben Mandelker
I definitely saw a video over this weekend on Instagram. I was like, from someone's ring cam. Someone had, like, like a sports car and a fox. Fox. There was a fox on the block, baby. A fox, like, was sort of, like, walking along. And you know how sometimes animals, they're crazy. They'll just, like, walk on anything. And yeah, the fox was, like, on a side thing and then got up on, like, the hood of this sports car and was just, like, walking across the sports car and then just sort of stop and just, like, shat on the hood and then just kept on going. So maybe you need to get a fox.
Ronnie Karam
So funny. That is a Texas animal for sure. That's how animals are here. They, like, look you right in the eye while they poop on your sidewalk. I saw. Or it was a freeway shot with someone's car cam. And the freeway. A bull ran through the freeway, and it was chasing a guy and it jumped on top of a car. And crushed it and then kept running. And the lady just got out of her car. And I love that. Her first thought, she's like, I'm gonna stay here in traffic. Had just called state farm. She's calling the car. It's like, what are you calling the cop on the. On the bull. Aren't going to come for the bull on the freeway. Move your car. If I was in the car behind her, I'd be like, move the over. We still got to get to work, ma'am.
Ben Mandelker
I cannot believe that that happened, that someone actually recorded it happening. A bull stomping on a car in traffic.
Ronnie Karam
It was good. Okay, so here we go, Brit. Speaking of bull dealership.
Ben Mandelker
Speaking of bull. Let's have Brit talking about how she's gonna buy this car.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. She's like, oh, my God, babe, remember how you promised me every year you'd get me a new car? Every two years, you'd get me a new car? Like, that man won't even get you granite countertops. Ma'am, you are still cutting on plast our tops. Why would you believe him?
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, why? It's not going to happen. He also. He kind of has the energy of Greg from the White Lotus. He just sort of. Sort of looks at her like, really? This is. This is who I wound up with. I guess she'll do. He's like, oh, yeah, I promised.
Ronnie Karam
She's like, yeah, happy wife, happy life.
Ben Mandelker
He's like, yeah, well, okay, fine. He, like, is so. He is not about this charade. Like, he. She was like, honey, we have to shoot a scene where I pretend to.
Ronnie Karam
Buy a luxury car.
Ben Mandelker
He's like, but I just got you a Toyota.
Ronnie Karam
No, we had to pretend we're getting a luxury car.
Ben Mandelker
So he's like, they're standing in the lot. Like, I could be home watching football.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. And instead, they're checking out a Ferrari F8 Tributo. Price $458,000. That is $457,000 more than this lady has, and we all know it. And she's like, oh, can you hear sex in the engine? Oh, my God. It's on tv. He put sex in the engine on tv. Fire it.
Ben Mandelker
I don't hear sex in the engine. I hear annoying ass person in my neighborhood in the engine. That's what I hear.
Ronnie Karam
Douchebaggery in the engine. That is what I hear as well.
Ben Mandelker
That's what I.
Ronnie Karam
So she's like, oh, I had a rough couple of weeks. I mean, I couldn't get out of bed. I was crying. So hard. Okay, Your victim storyline's over.
Ben Mandelker
You had your episode.
Ronnie Karam
I have declared it over. I no longer feel for you. It's over. I felt for you last week. It's done now it's expired.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, Yeah. I kind of agree as well. Like, I think it's. It's really shitty what Kenny did. Like, deeply, thoroughly shitty. But I'm kind of like, okay, it's been.
Ronnie Karam
You've had.
Ben Mandelker
You had an episode. You had a week.
Ronnie Karam
Listen, I can feel for somebody and also feel this. Shut up. Okay? Shut up. So we see Drew goes to Angela's now. And Angela's like, oh, wow. Oh, wait, no, Brit. I'm sorry. Brit has a good quote here. So she's still going. She lifts her leg up and, like, if you can't in the car, you should buy the car.
Ben Mandelker
I go, okay, well, that's.
Ronnie Karam
Another reason I don't want to work at a Kia dealership.
Ben Mandelker
I was going to say maybe not. Not a great endorsement for Coop. So.
Ronnie Karam
See all these soccer moms just like, honey, can we in this? Let's try it. Like, no, ma'am, please put your. Pull your leggings up, ma'am. Okay, pull your leggings up. This is a Kia dealers. My last. All Real Housewives of Atlanta. Put your pants back on, ma'am.
Ben Mandelker
Okay, so then we go. Drew goes over to Angela's now. And I've been trying to do Angela's voice literally all week. And every time I think I've got it. This is where I wound up. At home. Angela. I don't know why I closed my nose for that. I'm just used to doing Brett. Like, I can't do Angela's voice at all. Angela may be my new candy, like. Cause she has, like, a bubble in her throat, but she also has this sort of, like, slow drawl that I think is, like, really enchanting. Because, like, no matter, even if she's mad, she'll be like, I don't know. I can't do it. Her voice is a little bit of like a white whale for me. Is that what they call it? A white whale? A Moby Dick?
Ronnie Karam
I mean, I've heard of the Moby Dick, you know, like, that's your great Moby Dick, and you're the Ahab chasing it through the ocean.
Ben Mandelker
Oh, she just has that bubble voice, you know?
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. I don't know how to do it either, so I'm not even gonna try. So basically, Drew goes over to her house, and Drew's carrying around this little purse that's shaped like. I don't know, like a margarita. Oh, a cosmo. It's the Judith Lieber cosmo clutch, and it's $5,975. I don't believe this either. I don't get that. That's a Teemu purse.
Ben Mandelker
It's Marshalls.
Ronnie Karam
That is a team, by the way. Congratulations to me. I just won 400 on Teemu. Unfortunately, I have to check out within 29.
Ben Mandelker
Oh, wow. Good luck. That's. That's. That's huge. So. So they're settling in and everything. And Angela's like, by the way, Drew, I'm gonna have to let you know, I spoke with Marcus, and he said, you guys are not related. And Drew's like, oh, you know, I said that as a joke. And we get a flashback that Angela is apparently talking about Marcus Jordan, you know, a sometimes Bravo star. And we see a flashback to last week when Drew said, you know, that Michael Jordan is my cousin. Yeah. My maiden name is Drew Jordan. And I'm very happy because I, like, normally, you're the great predictor on this show. I feel like I was really, really outspoken about predicting that this was a blatant lie, that Drew Jordan is not related to Michael Jordan. I just said it. I think I said it. I hope I said it.
Ronnie Karam
I.
Ben Mandelker
At least internally.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. We didn't believe that. Yeah. Let us believe that.
Ben Mandelker
This is. This is a lie. Drew Jordan.
Ronnie Karam
And it's clearly a lie.
Ben Mandelker
Clearly a lie.
Ronnie Karam
It's so much of a lie. I can't believe Michael Jordan didn't come out and say, nuh.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. And then when she. Now. So now Angela calls her out on it, and now she's like, oh, I was just. That was a joke, you know, that was a joke, you know, because my mom was like, it was probably her cousin. It's like, Drew, you were caught. Angela caught you.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah.
Ben Mandelker
You tried to make an NBA lie to someone who's married to an NBA person.
Ronnie Karam
So Angela, you know, is talking about, oh, it's been a rough couple of days. You know, peace brunch. It was a sour lemonade food. Sour lemonade food was only halfway cooked, and. And she was like, oh, no, not the food halfway cooked.
Ben Mandelker
She's like, those grits still needed some cooking. So then we go back. Now we go to Kelly's, and Kelly's with her sister Camilla. And, okay, so Kelly's dog, Cha Cha. So last week, you were talking about the dog, and for whatever reason, I didn't notice her dog. But this week, wow, that Dog. That dog, it looked like it had been to a car wash and doused like, like doused with dye. I was like, what is happening with this little dog here? And we get a lot of close ups of, of this dog. It is really never seen a dog like this.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, the dog has too much going on. And I think it's jeweled too. So she's like, oh, yeah, you know, my dog is died. And the reason is, is because my dog ran away and so scared me, you know, and so now I have to have a very recognizable dog. Okay, but your dog wasn't stolen.
Ben Mandelker
No, she said it was stolen.
Ronnie Karam
Oh, it was stolen. The dog was stolen. Okay, sorry. It ran away.
Ben Mandelker
So she's basically like, the dog was stolen. And so now, I mean, I have a dog that no one will ever be able to like. Like a dog that won't just blend in. Like, it's like, that's Kelly's dog. Which I'm like, okay, well, I, I sort of see that. I also feel like there's gotta be a better way. Can you just put like a chip, something like a GPS tracker on the collar or something like that?
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, put an air tag on the damn dog. You know what I mean? The little thing you, the little, the little rice thing you put in their neck, they have that.
Ben Mandelker
There's. You don't have to make your, your dog look like, you know, Cyndi lauper's hair in 1982.
Ronnie Karam
Yes, that is what I think. Doesn't it look like the dog is also bejeweled? It looks like wearing jewels to the dog.
Ben Mandelker
It was wearing like a sweater of some sort. It looked like the. Something was going on with that. There was, it was so I couldn't even process it, but it was, it was just a strange, strange looking dog. And the fact that like, the explanation for it was because she was stolen. I was like, of course. It's the most melodramatic response, like backstory to all those ridiculous hair dye.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. And she was like, well, we end up. The police were involved in this and we ended up finding the dog on Craigslist. And when got her back, I said, no one will ever get Cha Cha again. She will be so hideously ugly, not even a drag queen will steal this dog. Okay? It's. It's over the top even for a drag queen. And she's like. And we did what we had to do. And don't worry, all the colors are vegan and animal crueltyfree. They're not crueltyfree to the dog. And that's an animal. And I'm like, the producer called her out. The producer was like, oh, yeah, nice that you're saying vegan and animal crueltyfree while you're wearing a fur.
Ben Mandelker
She doesn't. And she doesn't even say, oh, this is fake. She's just like, ha, ha, ha, ha ha. She just looked down because people are. Apparently real fur is back in. People are wearing real fur again. And it's like, that's like the trend for 2025. Who would have thought. Who would have thought? Who would have guessed in 2025? So then Portia is talking to Kelly. She's like, so what happened when you went to the beast brunch? And Kelly's like, well, Drew and Angela walked in and they already had. They were already Team Twirl. So Brit, she was already in defense mode. And, you know, because she's. She's dealing with a lot of things on the blogs, you know. You know, as am I. But mine are more waffle related, so it's much easier to process or to digest, if you will.
Ronnie Karam
So then we go back to the car dealership, and Brit, you know, she just cares about the rim. She's like, I like the rims on that car. And so now they're talking about the peace brunch. And she's like, you know, I didn't appreciate Angela. Like, she says that she knows about insurance. Insurance. Like, how does she know about insurance? She doesn't know what's going on with me. I'm under investigation. Yeah, but you were also caught lying because you said that they took your license. And then when you were confronted on it, you said, oh, no, I'm only being investigated. So you already got caught in a lie, ma'am. I watched it again to make sure. Liar. You're already a liar. So I don't care about you. I don't believe you. You're just a stupid liar. And I don't care. And you're not being. I don't even care if you're being investigated. And if you are being investigated, maybe it's for something shadier, which is maybe what Angela is alluding to.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah.
Ronnie Karam
Are you using this to cover up for whatever fraud investigations already going on?
Ben Mandelker
Madam, here's what I can see happening, okay? Now, I don't understand the ins and outs of the insurance industry. I do know that they're very straight laced and they're, you know, it is a serious. A serious, serious industry. But what I can imagine happen is that, like, this whole thing, you know, when it happened, there were headlines about it. And so Brit wound up, up, you know, in the, in the spotlight a little bit. You know, she was in the blogs and I can imagine that then her suddenly higher profile maybe surfaced something like it made her land on the radar of some people at the insurance agency and like, oh, she's an insurance agent. Let me look her up. This is funny. Like, wow, I can't believe this agent that I deal with all the time is in this scandal. And they're like, wait a second, that's like an unpaid something or another or that's an improper something. Like I can imagine that it led to something. Her higher profile may, may have led to something. Of course, this is speculation because there's no indication whatsoever that she has done anything wrong or not paid bills or not done anything. So I'm not saying that she's being shady, but it would make sense if she was under investigation more that. Not that she'd be under investigation because she gave a guy a blowjob when she was, you know, 19 or whenever it was, but maybe because the high profile nature of this stupid scandal then surfaced something that looked a little weird in her record in terms of professionally. That's all I can imagine.
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Ronnie Karam
So I googled Brit Edie insurance fraud just to see what would come up.
Ben Mandelker
And it's much faster than my explanation.
Ronnie Karam
I don't think it's much faster because it's long. Because of course, where did it lead me? To Reddit, where else? The bible of truth, Reddit. So someone made a post 14 days ago. It said Britt Edie's insurance company question mark. Melty face. You know, the face that's like melting. Not that long ago I was reading some article from the Real Housewives discussion and they had a link to Britt Eady's insurance company. Now let me tell you something. I wasn't expecting much, but I wasn't expecting this little either. My dad owns one of the biggest law firms in the country, in the world, that handles insurance. So I do have some knowledge. When you go on her website, you're first agreed with a video of Brit where she literally says absolutely nothing about what her business does. Just a ton of empty promises about sign up now and you'll grow your business. Well, unless you count her repeatedly saying things such as I'm going to help you find your way slash map out your blueprint, but then tell you nothing about how I will achieve it. So is that what she's basically selling lessons so it doesn't even look like an insurance agency. It's like she's selling women empowerment lessons and she's got a picture of a mansion and she's got a Picture of a G wagon and it says what you will learn how to break into the industry. How to determine which side of the industry is right for you. Why Being an insurance agent is also lucrative and there's like 20 bullet points and then it says included online courses. Actress to my funding team. My funding team. Opportunity to open your own agency with my affiliate program app Access to the community on the go Inserts of Brit Edie's original business plan. What Brit's insurance playbook ebook Special discounts on future offers. Downloadable worksheets and bonus content. So I don't know what the going on. I guess she's selling like Brit empowerment courses and you too can get a Internet picture of a G wagon on your insurance side.
Ben Mandelker
An insurance master class. Yeah, it's. Yeah, I'm on the site and yeah, I don't know her. LinkedIn said that she was an Allstate agent until 2023. I don't know. I also feel, listen, we've been at this, this isn't our first time at the rodeo and we know when people, when people have their websites and they have, they flaunt their like their G wagons and everything on the Real Housewives shows. We know that usually the bottom falls out at some point so we'll just wait where the cracks are. Etc. But I just wouldn't be surprised.
Ronnie Karam
She says if you're interested. I stumbled upon the insurance industry and turned an untapped opportunity into a multi million dollar career path. I created a lane with no traffic in it. I took over the game and made a name for myself in an industry that was boring and male dominated. And now I'm here to teach the game and how I did it.
Ben Mandelker
Wow. She really did a lot with that, that, that Allstate gig. She was her LinkedIn says she was there from January 2020 to April 2023. So that's a. I guess she really, she, she really, she really turned that Allstate. She went from Allstate to all American. Apparently. She really blew it up with that, that, that lucrative, lucrative, that crazy, crazy insurance.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah.
Ben Mandelker
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Ronnie Karam
You can see how she did it for 149 bucks. Or you can get her insurance playbook for 99 bucks. Look, do I have proof of anything? No. I don't even know what I'm alleging here, but here is what I'm saying for sure. I know a hundred percent. I do not believe you.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, it feels something. I just feel like there's more to the story in this, this situation and I just, I just, I have A hard time believing that, like, should be under investigation for, like, revenge porn that Kenya drug up. You know, I just. I think there's more to the story.
Ronnie Karam
So here's what she's giving us this week with Mike. With her scene with Mike. She's saying, you know, I mean, you know, what's going on with me? You know, I'm under investigation. And she tells us, this woman came for my career. She's calling me a porn star, an escort, and a fraud. And due to this whole situation at hand with all these accusations being thrown around, my license is being investigated. And she's like, you know, Cause being an insurance, there's a lot of red tape. And he goes. Goes, yeah, yeah. You know, and there's, like, dealings. Dealings with the general public, you know, and they don't take very kind to that type of stuff. What the fuck does that mean? You know, insurance dealings with the general public. And they don't take kindly.
Ben Mandelker
You know, what insurance, you know, insurance agencies hate is when their agents deal with the public. You know, like, that's why insurance. Insurance agencies are sure to not flood us with commercials, make sure there's very few billboards. And they just don't like to reach out to clients for new clients. That's famously what insurance is all about.
Ronnie Karam
And she's saying she went through a very hefty background check. She's like, they wanted me to be squeaky clean. Okay. But then how was this other. This other. This is crazy. So then she says, and, you know, Angela lacks empathy. And I thought she was a girl's girl. And now I'm like, I can't trust you, bitch. So what if I bring up all the things I heard about you because I heard about her husband had a baby on her, and I'm not over here worrying about what you're doing in your personal life. And they ask where she heard that, But I love that she's like, you know what? Someone slandered me. That was, by the way, not Angela at all. Angela was actually supportive of her. So I'm gonna slander somebody else in revenge? Like, what the fuck kind of thing is that?
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. When all Angela said was like, wait, you lost her? You lost your. You lost your. Your. Your license? How did you lose. How did that happen? And then. So she's saying, because Angela questioned her on that front, she is now going to say, well, I guess also that she met with Kenya first. I think that was the real bone of contention. She's like, okay, well, here's my response to that is, I'm gonna create a whole lie that your husband has a baby with someone else, which is more of, like. That's actually more of a destructive lie, if you ask me, because that's actually, like, could ruin a family.
Ronnie Karam
Maybe it's true.
Ben Mandelker
It could be true. But, like, either way, I kind of feel like that's a really outsized response to what Angela did.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. But even if it is true, which it probably is, I mean, I think it's true just because I've read it, too. So if I've read it on the Internet before, then I assume it's true. I don't know if it's true, but if it is true. So was the stuff about her doing stuff online, as evidenced by pictures, it doesn't make it right to out it like that on tv. So she's just proven that it's okay. Like, so it's okay because you haven't seen pictures of whatever. So only the. Is. She sucks, right?
Ben Mandelker
She's like. She. She. There's not like she didn't, like, take a lesson from this and say, what was done to me was so hard that I would never do that to someone else. She's like, what was done to me is hard, and now I'm going to.
Ronnie Karam
Do it to somebody else. Not admittedly, that deserves it.
Ben Mandelker
Now, admittedly, there is a difference between, you know, sort of coyly, or maybe not so coyly, announcing a rumor versus, like, having pictures of you, like, giving a blow job, being paraded around on poster board at, like, a public event. That is a different. There's a way different kind of embarrassment. So I'm not right.
Ronnie Karam
But that's also not what Angela did to her. So, like, it's not even a comparison. Because if we're going to compare what they actually did to each other, Angela did nothing to her. And she's gonna do this to Angela now. She sucks. She's Angela.
Ben Mandelker
Just, like, challenge.
Ronnie Karam
I mean, I get what you're saying. Like, the revenge porn, it doesn't. It doesn't change anything about the revenge porn being horrible for Brit. But that's what I'm saying. It's just, like, it doesn't make it more. It doesn't make it less horrible. But Brit doing this makes Brit more horrible. Ball.
Ben Mandelker
So the one thing that Brit has done all season is that she's been incredibly fragile with these things. Like, even when. When Kenya went to, like, give her, like, a sort of a. A little hug, and she's like, that's not a Hug? You didn't give me a proper hug. Like, everything with her is like, oh, my God, Brit. Everything is like. Is. Is an affront to humanity with her.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. Yeah. She's an. So then she's like, yeah, so should I bring that up? And she says, well, there's whispers that a baby on her, you know? And now for you to have so much to say about me, I guess you should be worried about yourself, because these rumors don't just fall out of the sky, sweetie. Well, neither do anything that's come up. Neither does anything that's come out about you. It doesn't make it true or untrue. It just makes you a shitty person for doing this. So then we go back to Angela and Drew, and Angela's like, I thought it was a peace gathering. And I was so ready to receive Brit peacefully and just hear her out. And I just thought she would have been more vulnerable about the whole thing. And Drew's like, yeah, a little more humble.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, Drew. I just hope that there's some growth. Drew Sedora, the humblest one, starting lies about how she's cousins with, like, the most iconic basketball player of all time. So then Drew is like, speaking of. By the way, she actually texted me. Brit texted me and said, I feel like we got off on the wrong foot yesterday. Would you be down to meet me for a drink so that way we can become friends and isolate Angela? And I said, sure. So Angela's like, oh, that sounds like a dive. You know, she's like, yeah, well, we'll see. The jury's out, but, you know, we're just gonna let her sit right there, and we will see. We will see. Cause she is so lucky to be able to sit with recording artist Drew Sedara. Yeah.
Ronnie Karam
So now they move the conversation to Ralph, and Ralph is in the house, and she's sick of leaving the house, but she's got a court date, and she and her attorney are trying to convince the job, the judge to keep the case sealed to protect the children from Ralph's horrible behavior. Did we ever find out what's. What was in this? Because they unsealed it. Right. So what was it?
Ben Mandelker
I. I'm assuming it was the stuff that the lawyer said on camera that, like, maybe it would not have been allowed on camera had it remained sealed. Remember when the lawyer was like, well, he hasn't paid this. He hasn't done this. He hasn't done this. He's been tracking you. Like, I'm assuming that stuff was the stuff that was sealed this is another fishy area here. I mean, Drew Sedora. Every year. Every year, there's always some. Some amazing half truths. Because now Drew is saying, like, she's telling us, like, I just don't want the kids to have to read about all of mommy and daddy's fighting, you know? And then she. Later on, she winds up saying something about how, like. Like, oh, she's just, I'm fine. Like, there's nothing for me to be embarrassed. I just don't want them to find out. Like, she says, it's just more for Ralph. I feel bad for Ralph for people finding it out. Like, no, you have some shit in there that you don't want to come out. And we all know it's Rue. It's not about Martin.
Ronnie Karam
There's got to be something about Drew in there.
Ben Mandelker
There. Yeah.
Ronnie Karam
Because the rest of it, she's put on tv. So it's not like she's kept it completely out of wraps. And we know that children are more likely to watch TV than they are to read. I mean, unless children have changed some in some miraculous way. So now she's saying, you know, this thing with Portia is interesting because Dennis had a conversation with Ralph early on to get permission, and I had a conversation with Portia, and neither one of them had a problem until now. It's like, now the cameras are up, and they want to have a problem.
Ben Mandelker
Right? So now over at Kelly, Cynthia's there. By the way, Cynthia had a spiel earlier about how I feel.
Ronnie Karam
Like so many Cynthia scenes begin this way, where we're like, oh, yeah, Cynthia's there, too.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. Like, Cynthia actually had, like, a whole moment that we just totally just blew past, where she was just like, I'm not dating or I'm not. She's talked about guys in her life. Like, literally did not have any impact. So Cynthia is like, so part Portia. Did you make up you and Drew yet? Portia's like, no, I moved on in a very mature fashion. Very much. Not old Portia. Yes, very mature Portia, who later on this episode is going to throw a fit about Drew Sedora coming to Portia.
Ronnie Karam
By that, Portia means I have not kicked her in the stomach yet. Okay? That's what Portia means by that. And so she goes, oh, okay, so you guys are good. And she's like, well, I wouldn't say good. I mean, you're using beautiful adjectives. You know, some people, you just realize who they are, and you don't let them get close. And clearly, you didn't think that much of our business relationship or a personal relationship, so I'm done. And. Okay. I mean, she's working with Dennis, but I think her album did well. I read.
Ben Mandelker
I mean, look, this is one of the rare cases where Portia is being extremely petty, but I kind of back it because I also feel like Drew is a scammer artist, so I kind of feel like her instincts are probably correct on this one. Did Drew's album really do well?
Ronnie Karam
I think so.
Ben Mandelker
Wow.
Ronnie Karam
I. I read that because, you know, I read stuff on the Internet, so I believe it.
Ben Mandelker
Well, now that she's worked with Dennis the hot dog man, maybe her next step is to get a song produced by DJ Mustard. Hey. Oh, hey, yo.
Ronnie Karam
It actually peaked at number six on the US iTunes R B soul albums chart, making it her highest charting project on the platform.
Ben Mandelker
Wow.
Ronnie Karam
So. And. And her song, I Did it to Me. Wow, That's a good Drew song.
Ben Mandelker
It's a song about spilling ketchup on yourself at Costco while having a hot dog. I did it to me.
Ronnie Karam
Second only to her song Tide stick reached number five on the iTunes R B chart. So, yeah, I mean, that did. That did well. Right? Damn. Okay, Go, Drew.
Ben Mandelker
Good for Drew.
Ronnie Karam
Let's continue. Let's continue ragging on Drew.
Ben Mandelker
It does not change anything.
Ronnie Karam
The problem for her.
Ben Mandelker
So Portia's saying, by the way, I.
Ronnie Karam
Want to move on. So my birthday is coming up, and.
Ben Mandelker
I invited all the girls, and you weren't on that call, actually, by the way, But I had a call. Cynthia. Sorry, I knew you. Your phone still doesn't have FaceTime on it. So here's what happened. I said, let's be, like, Cowboy Carter and, like, go to Nashville, and it'll just be like, a bunch of, like, bad beautiful bitches. And, like, I'm gonna. I'm just gonna bring a few other friends. Just like, Cynthia's like, who? She's like my sister. Laura. Minieta, Chanel, Amy Provy, Gabby from the Traders. There's someone down the street who I like. Oh, the barista. Starbucks. I'm gonna invite them. There's an old librarian from my childhood. I reached out to her. Really just a small group of people.
Ronnie Karam
I love when people do a straight up recasting trial where they're like, oh, I don't like any of these people. I'm gonna bring on all of my friends and hope they just get cast on this show.
Ben Mandelker
I know. And I was fine with it. Although I was like, not Manyetta. Please, not Manyetta.
Ronnie Karam
No, I Like, Manetta.
Ben Mandelker
You do?
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. I mean, yeah, they showed. It's amazing when no matter what the season and how much we complain about said season of any Housewives show, whenever we see a clip of that season years later, I'm like, oh, my God, that was such a good season. So I'm watching Black Mirror, and one of the jokes in Black Mirror is they're on the spaceship, and one of the episodes are on a space spaceship, like a Star Trek spaceship. And one of the girls on the ship is obsessed with Real Housewives of Atlanta. So whenever she gets a break, she puts it on the big screen and it's so fucking funny. And it was a Minetta season. Someone's like, wait a minute, which one is that again? And she's like, oh, this is the one where she gets angry because somebody slams door in her face. And she goes, really? She goes, it was heavy door. It was very heavy door.
Ben Mandelker
That was Marietta's.
Ronnie Karam
So I'm like, I like Marietta. She's on Black Mirror. Her.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. Well, I'm happy that she actually got like a. Like a featured moment on Black Mirror. That's actually very cool. But I just feel like Monetta is sort of of that class of. Of, like, friend dubs that are like, they're fine, but, like, they just didn't really do much. Yeah, yeah. I want. I remember, you know, give me a time. Give me a Tanya. Bring.
Ronnie Karam
Bring.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, normalized. Tanya coming back was not amazing. Let's just say this Tanya was not.
Ronnie Karam
Amazing, but she had that Benihana Day, remember? That was fun.
Ben Mandelker
She did. She did.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. She got BOLO shamed, though. So she's never coming back here.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, she's gone.
Ronnie Karam
But there's one point they show Marlo going off about something. It's just. I love her. I love Marlo. What a.
Ben Mandelker
I think Shamara should come back as a friend of. And I think that that was what was proposed at one point. And didn't her husband say, like, no, it's either you're. You're full time or nothing thing? Is that. Is that what.
Ronnie Karam
Oh, who knows? Yeah, I think that that was the story. But, yeah, who knows? Who knows what happened? But anyway, here we are with our new cast, and they're talking about this Nashville trip, and of course, she's not inviting Drew. And so then we see the Zoom call where Portia, Shamia, Angela, Brit, and Kelly are all talking about this trip. And Angela's like, well, but I'm missing my Chicago partner. I need, you know, can I Have a plus one. And she. She's like, for some reason, Angela, your call is the only one on silent. Like, she makes a joke, so. Which becomes a point of contention soon. So Portia's like, yeah, you know, fuck it, I'm moving forward with peace, but I'm not inviting anybody I don't like to my birthday trip, including her.
Ben Mandelker
Mmm, yeah. So. Which I get. It's your birthday. Why would you have someone that you don't like? But we also know this is a cast trip, so you're kind of icing someone out of the show, which, you know, we have traditionally never approved of. So go back to Angela and Drew. And Angela's like, so Portia's birthday trip to Nashville's coming up, and I really would just like to hear this. And so I would like for you to just accept my invitation and come along. And Drew's acting like she's not wanting to do cartwheels across the porch and, like, have raised pom poms and be like, yes, I'm on the gas trip. She's like, oh, well, I don't know. I do love you, but I'm not sure, Drew, you know, you want to be there. Stop acting coyote way.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. And as we find out later, Drew's got other plans anyway.
Ben Mandelker
So she's passive aggressive plans, I might tell you.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, she's like, you know, just with energy, how it's been, I just feel like, you know, it would have to come from her. I'm just. I'm just such an easy person to communicate with. I just don't understand. And meanwhile, Portia's like, yeah, she's a pathological liar. Yes, her, you know, now pretty much.
Ben Mandelker
So then we go back to Brit and Mike, who are still at the car dealership now in a different car, pretending that they're going to buy, which, by the way, we never see any checks being written or papers being signed. And Britt's like, well, as far as.
Ronnie Karam
The trip is concerned, I feel like it's going to be, like, a good vibe there. Like, I'm really ready for peace.
Ben Mandelker
Which is one of my favorite things that they always say before a trip. Like, literally never in the history of any real house house trip has a trip ever been good vibes. Like, they go on the trips because they know the producers know it'll create chaos. And every single time, they're like, this trip will be a great reset. We're just gonna come out as better friends from it. I was like, no, you're gonna be traumatized.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. So now we're catching up with the ladies around town. As we do, Kelly's teaching Chloe how to drive, which thankfully is cut to a five second scene. And we do not have to suffer through the whole, I'm teaching my child to drive. Look at my kid trying to parallel park work.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. And then we see a lot of the. The. Sorry, I was in a different section there. Okay. Shamia is now singing. She's with B flat, her producer, and she's singing her song because she's gonna become a big star. And then Angela's with her kids and she has made some fries. She made like a little bowl of fries. And you know, Charles was watching and like, wow. Like, are you even trying to cook for people? Like, you need to have about 40 times more fries. Like, that's ridiculous.
Ronnie Karam
So she's with her son and she's talking about how she goes, hey, how's my face doing? And he's like, I've been told you about this. That was really funny. It's like, I told you, why would you do this to yourself? And she's like, yeah, you know, when I got my nose job, initially it was just too pinched, but I was advised to get Botox to blow up my nose. And then I did, and then my whole face blew up. And so my kid won't stop making fun of me. And he's like, you look like Yoshi from Super Mario. And we found a fill in for this show. Finally. A solidable fill in for Krappens.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, yeah, truly. So then Portia, we're at Portia's and Cynthia comes to visit again, because that's all Cynthia does. She just visits. Oh, hey, I kind of just followed you home from Kelly's house. You want to hang out? Still? Still, still socializing. She's like, okay, well, are you ready for Nashville? It's like, yeah, I gotta go on Amazon and find my cowboy hat. Which I love that Cynthia is getting her cowboy hat from Amazon like most of us would. But I kind of feel like if you're like a real Housewife, you go to a proper cowboy hat store and get like a nice one. You go to like, Kimosabis of Atlanta. But she's like, no, I'm getting my 15 one from Amazon Commercials.
Ronnie Karam
Here comes one right now.
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Ronnie Karam
So she's like, you know, if you'd. If you'd have told me six months ago that you and this man. Man would be going through this, I'd be like, wow, Portia, that's about five times as long as I've ever lasted with a man without having any kind of drama. So good for you.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah.
Ronnie Karam
I wake up every morning and I.
Ben Mandelker
Feel shocked, shocked that this really. This. This. This whirlwind romance is falling apart. And Cynthia's like, yes, my favorite hashtag was be his piece. Hashtag, be his piece.
Ronnie Karam
It went from be his peace to can you give me some peace, God damn it. Which is longer. It's a longer hashtag, but still. And Portia's like, yeah, give me the peace. And so then we go to Cafe Belly and Drew and Britt sit for their lunch. Dun, dun, dun. Now, I'd just like to point out that we know Drew is going to try it at this lunch because she has worn a life Size crucifix. Okay, so let's see what Pastor Drew tries to pull out today.
Ben Mandelker
So she first says that she was really happy that Britt reached out. And she's like, you know, you did come in really hot at the peace brunch. And she's like, well, I was like.
Ronnie Karam
Nobody wants to hear how I felt.
Ben Mandelker
I was like, how could they not? Like, it's all you were doing was.
Ronnie Karam
Like, what about me?
Ben Mandelker
So then Britt saying that she's just hoping to be positive, and that's what she was trying to do at the peace brunch. But Drew was defending Kenyo, so she had had, like, no patience for that.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, because she said at the brunch, I understand how she failed being threatened with a weapon. She's gonna protect herself. So Britt's like, you know, I'm the one who was publicly humiliated. Where's my support? She goes, okay, okay, I get that. But I'm gonna be honest. You were just very much like, okay, Kenya's no longer gonna be here. And, I mean, I get that, too. Like, the newbie of the cast being like, here's how casting's gonna work. Work. She's out, you know?
Ben Mandelker
Yeah.
Ronnie Karam
So they're kind of trying to stand up for Kenya in that regard.
Ben Mandelker
I think that they're kind of, like, mourning in a weird way. This sounds weird. I think they're kind of mourning Kenya, but, like, sort of the way we all did, which is like, wow, Kenya, you're so good at this. How could you. How could you. Like, how could you do this? Like, you're so much better than this, and you're just. You're so good at being the villain. Like, the fact that you had to, like, resort to this, like, hideous stunt. Like, you're better than that. You can do better. And it's kind of like, oh. Like, the way we're all kind of like, oh, whether you like or hate Kenya, you still kind of like. I think most people kind of hold space for her being kind of like, you know, an excellent villain. And when you see someone who just is so good at doing the one thing that they do and then they fail at it, you're like, that's too.
Ronnie Karam
Well, there's also the element of, like, here we are. We just rebooted a show, and now you're getting rid of the biggest star of the show. So what are you doing, lady? Like, what the fuck do you think you're doing? So Drew's like, you know, I mean, it just felt a little celebratory. And I just think we were all taken aback. Like, I'm getting to know you, but I'm just trying to understand you. And she's like, well, I've always been an open book, and if there's anything you want to ask, I have no problem answering it. So she goes, okay, so did you ever sell it? She's like, what? She goes, the cat. Did you ever sell the cat? And she goes, no, I have never sold cats.
Ben Mandelker
Okay.
Ronnie Karam
Have you ever done pornography with your cat? I've never fucked cats on camera.
Ben Mandelker
Have you ever done pornography while listening to the soundtrack of Cats? Well, I haven't done pornography in the first place, so.
Ronnie Karam
But I have listened to cats while I blew people for money on camera. Is that what you mean?
Ben Mandelker
I did once make a guy who did call himself Mr. Mistoffeles. I never really understood it until this morning moment.
Ronnie Karam
Okay? So then she says, no, I've not. I've not. Excuse me. I have not done. I can't even talk, okay? So she gets flustered, right? So she's like, yeah. I mean, never ever. Cat. What? Meow. Okay, so I've not done porn, but I have done webcam. Okay? Now, I've seen a few webcams in my day. Is that considered porn? They were definitely doing porny things on there.
Ben Mandelker
There.
Ronnie Karam
You know, not to out myself, I think.
Ben Mandelker
Like, I don't. I don't want to be a prude or anything, but, like, I'm not being approved.
Ronnie Karam
I've looked at webcams.
Ben Mandelker
I kind of think webcam is porn. Like, and I don't have it. I don't. And I say that with no judgment. I'm like, but I think it. I think it counts. But I know we have different. What'd you say?
Ronnie Karam
I say, as a full supporter of porn, I think you do porny stuff on webcam. I think that would be considered porn. I don't know. Does there need to be, like, a studio involved? I just don't know how it works.
Ben Mandelker
I mean, look, it's not going to be shown on Disney plus, right?
Ronnie Karam
I think that, like, well, you never know. They change their things. Now you're an adult and they show you an aura. I mean, they might as well show you. I was like, wow, how can I watch Mufasa and an aura? Like, why are these things listed right by each other?
Ben Mandelker
I was talking to my friend Susan and I said, let me go and watch some classic Beauty and the Beast. And there's Anora right there with Erica Jane.
Ronnie Karam
So long.
Ben Mandelker
No I mean, like, I know there's different, like, tiers of porn, and that's fine. I don't know. But I think again, it's like one of those things where you just. I don't know, it feels like she's being.
Ronnie Karam
It's one of those. Look, I feel like you shouldn't be shamed for it either way, whether it's webcam or whether it's porn. I'm just. I'm just confused. Like, why is one considered porn and the other's not? So she's like, and I did it with my friend. My friend that's a woman. And basically we were just on there naked, like, having conversations. So, okay, so she's like. But as far as intercourse or doing any. Anything explicit, I've never done that. It's just like conversational naked. How'd you make money from that?
Ben Mandelker
Well, listen, people pay for a lot of things. And if your kink is watching a naked lady just chat, then, hey, it's like voyeuristic, I suppose. I mean, look, people pay for Larsa Pippen. And so there's a. Every pot has a lid.
Ronnie Karam
I guess so. And a lot of pots just need lids.
Ben Mandelker
Just put some.
Ronnie Karam
Put a lid on it. Okay.
Ben Mandelker
Some lids are a little harder to explain than other lids, but, you know, a lid is a lid is a lid.
Ronnie Karam
So she tells us she only did webcam for a week in her 20s because her and her best friend were like, oh, this is fun and daring and spicy. And she's like, and I'm not ashamed of it. So for women to shame me is kind of like, you guys probably did worse than what I did. And Brit's like, so did you say at Shamias that you knew the recipient of this dick sucking incident? So this is another big controversy that's been going on online. Supposedly, Ming Lee. Do you know who she is? Ming Lee supposedly had dated people, common people, and that's where this footage came from. But then Ming Lee is denying it, saying, that did not come from me. Leave me alone. So that's what's going on off the show. But apparently Drew. I didn't even hear Drew say that. That she's like, well, I might have known that dick who got sucked. So she's like, did you say that. That you knew the recipient of this dick sucking incident? Which is a great sentence. Did you say at the get together at Shamia's that you knew the recipient of this dick sucking incident?
Ben Mandelker
Drew was like, it was Michael Jordan, my cousin.
Ronnie Karam
She just said, no, no, I said, I may. I said I may. I may. And you know when Drew's lying, when she starts squealing, she's like.
Ben Mandelker
And when she does her tilt. When she does a tilt, like, she's like, in a billboard for, like, a diner or something. Like, come to Drew Sedora's diner. I don't know.
Ronnie Karam
And she says that she got a DM from the person whose it was, but she doesn't know for sure. And she goes, I mean, well, on the poster board, there were people. And I thought I recognized one of the people on the poster board. And she goes, oh, wait, so you recognize the dick? So does that mean that you suck the dick? And she goes, no, no. I didn't even know it was from him if it was his dick. And she goes, but why would you point that out there to the girl?
Ben Mandelker
What is Drew talking about?
Ronnie Karam
I love this show. I love that Drew saw Dick was like, I know that dick.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, I recognize that dick. And then I got a DM from the person potentially whose dick it belonged to. And why is this person dming Drew to be like, guess what? Did I. I heard you may have seen my dick recently. I want to confirm it was my dick if that was what you saw. But if you didn't see it, then it wasn't my dick. Like, what? Who's gonna. Why Drew Sidora? Like, that's. That's the person you're gonna go for.
Ronnie Karam
Oh, my gosh. I'm looking things up on the Internet. It's terrible. I've been doing nothing but searching Google for this.
Ben Mandelker
Well, we've been. We've been doing a lot of, like, there's been. There's been a lot of, like. Like, cross checking. We've had to do this episode. We need, like.
Ronnie Karam
So was it Rick Ross? Because I looked up date past dating people for Brit Edie, and one was Rick Ross. Okay. And then I looked. Yeah, But I could. I didn't want to make a mistake. So then I put Rick Ross Ming Lee. And it says, did Ming Lee date Rick Ross? Yes. Beauty influencer Ming Lee was in a relationship with rapper Rick Ross. So I guess that's the gossip that she. That that was his wiener. And she got the wiener on her phone and had her phone, she tweeted something like, I have all my iPhones since 2012 saved up. So they're like, okay, so did she pull this from her iPhone and then give it to the cast? And then the cast is using it against Brit, and then that's why Drew is Saying, I recognize. Recognize that dick. That's so confusing. I'm sorry. I read too much Reddit.
Ben Mandelker
But there's so Rick Ross, dm. Drew Sedera. Like, Rick Ross, who's, like, a successful and famous musician. It's like, you know what I heard that my dick has been put on a poster. Let me go tell Drew Sedora privately, Rick Ross doesn't care.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, I don't know. None of this is probably even true. This is just what the Internet's been talking about. Okay? So. So now Drew's like, yeah, I just recognize the dick on the poster board. I think maybe. And she goes, but why would you put that out there to the group? And she's like, oh, I'd like to joke. Just made a basket like my cousin. And Britt's like, I've just been the one publicly humiliated. So tell me, Drew, where's the joke? And she goes, could you put yourself in my shoes? Imagine everything you worked for is overshadowed by someone accusing you of being a whore and a fraud.
Ben Mandelker
I'm like, welcome to Real Housewives. That's just like. That's just like. That's. That's just. Your first step on the show is that you get called a whore and a fraud. Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
Ronnie Karam
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Ben Mandelker
Okay, that's just. That's just your initiation process. You get called a whore and a fraud, and then you say, okay, I'm not moving on.
Ronnie Karam
Andrea's like, well, I'm living that. Though I've been into flongs, my character's been compromised. And listen all of these things to hear them about you. I said, who is this girl? But I am sorry. My heart goes out to you and what you're dealing with. Do you have a copy of that poster board? Anyway, those really good poster board lifestyles.
Ben Mandelker
We're trying to build a billboard for my new album. Just trying to assemble all the materials as possible. So Drew says, people have attacked my marriage, destroyed my character, and it hurts. I'm sorry, Drew, you cannot compare yourself to this girl who just got, like, revenge porn. I'm so. I'm like, I know it does suck when people talk about your marriage, but also, like, you have a scam marriage kind of, you know? So she's like, so I understand how Britt feels. We all can be wrong at times. We're not always gonna agree, but at least we can come together and resolve our issues. So going forward, in order for Britt and I to be friends. She will be living in my basement also.
Ronnie Karam
So they do that fakey bakey Real Housewives thing. We're like, oh my God, we're gonna be friends now. And they do the whole we're friends. Congratulations, you've reached the end of part one of a two part recap for part two. Go look for the recap that says part two. See you over there, suckers.
Ben Mandelker
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Ben Mandelker
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Ronnie Karam
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Podcast Summary: Watch What Crappens #2708 – RHOA S16E07 Part One: Tennessee, Williams
Released on April 21, 2025
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Podcast: Watch What Crappens
Network: Wondery
In episode #2708 of Watch What Crappens, hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam delve into Season 16, Episode 7 of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, aptly titled "Tennessee, Williams." This detailed recap captures the intricate dynamics, drama, and standout moments from the episode, providing insights and humorous commentary for both avid fans and newcomers.
The episode centers around the tumultuous relationships and personal struggles of the Atlanta Housewives, with key focus on Brit, Angela, Kelly, Portia, and the newcomer Drew Sedora. The narrative weaves through confrontations, revelations, and the anticipation of Portia's upcoming birthday trip to Nashville.
The episode kicks off with a classic Housewives trope: a visit to a high-end car dealership. Brit takes center stage as she and Drew pretend to purchase a luxury vehicle, highlighting the facade often maintained by cast members.
Ben: "That's because it's home project season, Ronnie. And Wayfair is the best kept secret for all things renovation and beautifying."
(00:27)
Ronnie: "I was like, wow, you know, you're really stretching the imagination here."
(05:34)
The scene underscores Brit's tendency to engage in extravagant displays, which often mask underlying tensions.
A significant portion of the episode revolves around accusations of insurance fraud against Brit. The hosts explore Brit's dubious claims of being related to Michael Jordan and her discussions about her insurance business.
Ronnie: "I don't believe you."
(25:38)
Ben: "She's under investigation more than anything else."
(19:33)
The duo speculates on the credibility of Brit's business practices, suggesting potential underhanded dealings that have come to light due to her increased public presence.
Kelly's storyline introduces her dog, Cha Cha, who appears with an over-the-top, dyed look, leading to speculation about the pet's well-being and the authenticity of Kelly's claims.
Ronnie: "The dog was stolen. Okay, sorry. It ran away."
(14:52)
Ben: "She was saying, well, we end up. The police were involved in this and we ended up finding the dog on Craigslist."
(15:59)
The hosts humorously critique Kelly's dramatic explanation, questioning the need for such embellishments.
Portia announces her birthday trip to Nashville, aiming to bring harmony among the cast. However, tensions arise as she excludes certain members, particularly Drew, from the invitation.
Ben: "It's your birthday. Why would you have someone that you don't like?"
(38:07)
Ronnie: "So Portia's like, yeah, give me the peace."
(45:38)
This exclusion sets the stage for future conflicts, emphasizing the precarious balance of friendships and alliances within the group.
Drew Sedora becomes a focal point as her past claims, including webcam activities and dubious connections to Rick Ross, are scrutinized. The hosts dissect her attempts to defend her actions and the ensuing backlash from other Housewives.
Ronnie: "She's like, no, no I have never sold cats."
(52:34)
Ben: "I recognize that dick. And then I got a DM from the person potentially whose dick it belonged to."
(53:40)
The conversation highlights Drew's fragile standing within the group, as her revelations lead to increased suspicion and animosity from fellow cast members.
Angela grapples with personal issues, including a court date and protection of her children from alleged misconduct. Her relationships with other Housewives, particularly Portia and Brit, become strained as accusations fly.
Ben: "Wait, how did you lose your license?"
(27:14)
Ronnie: "It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Rappin's commercial."
(19:00)
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Angie's attempts to maintain professionalism while dealing with personal turmoil add depth to the episode's narrative, showcasing the challenges faced by Housewives beyond the facade of wealth and glamour.
Supporting characters Shamia and Cynthia add layers to the existing drama, with Cynthia making recurring visits and attempting to mediate conflicts, often unsuccessfully.
Ronnie: "Everyone has that friend who seems kind."
(44:05)
Ben: "Cynthia actually had, like, a whole moment that we just totally just blew past."
(33:33)
Their interactions highlight the difficulties in maintaining genuine friendships amidst the high-stakes environment of Real Housewives.
Ronnie Karam: "I do say, it never truly occurred to me how much I adore British television."
(01:09)
Ben Mandelker: "Hello darling. How are you, darling?"
(01:09)
Ronnie Karam: "Ladies, we all dream of thicker, fuller hair, right? But that's all it is, a dream. Until now."
(01:49)
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Ben Mandelker: "What the fuck does that mean?"
(17:16)
Ronnie Karam: "She sucks, right? So Portia's like, yeah, give me the peace."
(45:38)
Throughout the episode, Ben and Ronnie offer sharp, humorous observations, dissecting the Housewives' actions and motivations:
Ben: "Madam, here's what I can see happening, okay?"
(18:04)
Ronnie: "She doesn't even say, oh, this is fake. She's just like, ha, ha, ha, ha ha. She just looked down."
(15:59)
Their banter highlights the often absurd lengths to which Housewives go to maintain their image and navigate interpersonal conflicts.
Part one of the recap concludes with ongoing tensions and unresolved conflicts, setting the stage for the upcoming part two. The hosts encourage listeners to tune in for continued discussions and analyses of the Housewives' drama.
Watch What Crappens delivers a comprehensive and entertaining breakdown of RHOA Season 16, Episode 7. By weaving in humorous critiques, insightful commentary, and notable quotes, Ben and Ronnie provide listeners with an engaging summary that captures the essence of the Housewives' latest drama.
For fans eager to dive deeper, the hosts promise a continuation in part two, ensuring that no detail of the Real Housewives of Atlanta is left unexplored.
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