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Ronnie Karam
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Ronnie Karam
Who cares what happens when there's so much? Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens?
Ben Mandelker
Well, hello and welcome to Watch what Crappin. It's the podcast for all the crap we love to talk about on Ye Old Bravs. I'm Ronnie. That's about Ben. Hi Ben.
Ronnie Karam
Hi Ronnie. How are you?
Ben Mandelker
Good. Very excited. Tomorrow is the Golden Crappies here in New York City. It's finally here. The day has finally come. We're so excited. If you don't have tickets, get streaming tickets. They're available right now on watch whatcrappens.com it's our yearly award show. It's going to be fabulous. Then next week we will be in Salt Lake City and Denver for our Mass Hysteria tour. And that tour will be continuing through May. So check watch whatcrappens.com for ticket link links and also for videos like this you're watching right now and for our traders recaps which are great and fun and we love that show. So thank you so much for being here everybody. We sure love you. Oh also announcement what we will be covering in Salt Lake City. In Denver, in Salt Lake we're going to do Salt Lake Reunion part three. And Denver, yeah, in Denver we're going to be doing very show. Speaking of, thank you to Andy and watch what happens live for having us on as bartenders last night. That was so fun and we got to be on that with Southern Chomp stars Austin Kroll. This is insane right now. And sing. So that was super fun to hang out with those guys. And don't worry, I already told Austin I'm going to come back to work and still mock him relentlessly. So, yeah, don't worry, we didn't get paid off or anything like that, but we did have a really, really good time.
Ronnie Karam
We had a really fun time. And I have. I have to say, I have never seen someone, like, receive the attention of so many women as Austin Kroll. The amount of women just coming up to him all night long, giving him numbers. I mean, they. It is. It was insane right now. Madison's insane. I've never seen anything like that.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, you. You can see why he would just wake up with two girls in his bed while he's got a girlfriend. I mean, yeah, you basically see that. That happening. Yeah. So that is definitely someone who wants to have a girlfriend that lives out of town, I'll tell you that much.
Ronnie Karam
It was such a fun time. And what a wild. What a wild thing to be able to get to do that. It was, like, cool to see the way I watch what happens live works and being backstage and everything. And like, it was. It was truly wild. And thank you to everyone who's being so nice to us and sending such, like, nice messages and comments. It's just really. It's like a really fun energy to go into this weekend with. So thanks, everyone.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah.
Ronnie Karam
Oh, and don't forget, we were also on Sesh this week, our first ever crossover with Sesh. And also check out virtual reality Page six's show that we did as well. So, like, go check us out everywhere. We're spamming the world with our set, with our faces.
Ben Mandelker
That's a perfect way to put it. We are spamming the world. We're basically standing outside with pamphlets like, watch what happens. Watch what happens. Watch what happens. We are people working outside of love is restaurant right now. Republique. All right, let's get into it. Southern charm. Okay, we start at Austin's house. He's screaming like a little girl because he sees a wasp nest attached to his door. And guess what? I don't blame him. Although I will say, looking at Charleston wasp. God damn, I'm gay. Wasp. Wasp nests. How do you. How do straight people say it was the nest? Wasp nests. Texas wasp nests are way bigger, so we should be more scared. Those things are like tiny little dogs crawling over honeycomb, you know, Ours are humongous. Like, you better fucking run. I have to Get a wasp sprayer that like goes 20ft because my ass stands very far away. And then I run and then I have a blanket to throw over myself because that shit will kill you.
Ronnie Karam
Those wasps seem totally unbothered, which makes sense because this is basically a show about wasps. So like not, not an issue for them. By the way, the one thing that I was thinking about when, when Austin was dealing with that first of all, kind of scary. I hate God. Fucking wasps. Why do they always. Why do they always build their nests on doors? Like indoor jams? They really have to like, like just be better at it. Go somewhere else. Go somewhere that's like discreet and then do your living there. But not on like a door jam. Like, what was it about seeing a giant creature walking in and out of a door that made you say, you know what? I'm gonna build my house there. It's like saying, hey, see that highway? See the 405 highway? I'm gonna build my house in the median right there. Like, don't do that. Like it's dangerous. It's not where you should be. It's gonna be a threat to everything. And we're just gonna kill you because we're not gonna like having you there. And that's what Austin does. But what I felt bad about.
Ben Mandelker
Wasps don't give a fuck. That's what I'll tell you. Wasps do not give a fuck. And they're daring us to. They're daring us to pull out the spray so they can attack our asses. Listen, they don't get to live like really long, productive lives. Like there's for a wasp. They want to kill a bitch, okay? And they're going to get us. They don't care.
Ronnie Karam
They're. Listen, they're very progressive. They like high density housing. And they are. They don't.
Ben Mandelker
They.
Ronnie Karam
They will take non prime real estate.
Ben Mandelker
Truly what I say. Luckily, Austin got so afraid of the wasps that he was like, oh my God, Madison. And his spit landed on the wasp nest so it dissolved before he even had to spray it.
Ronnie Karam
Which is great though he was, he just spat the wasps to death. But you know what I was thinking about the entire time he sprays the wasps and then he runs away, but the cameraman's still there. I was like, what is this poor cameraman gonna do? Like, it's like, I think it's significantly harder to run away from wasps when you're holding an expensive piece of camera like equipment.
Ben Mandelker
Well, that's why later in the show when they were following Austin down The street. The camera kept kind of, like, wobbling because the cameraman was limping, you know, because, you know, his ass got stung. He was just, like, crawling along the ground, just holding the camera, like, I will get this shot. I will get it.
Ronnie Karam
That is. That is some hardcore camera work right there. Dealing with Austin taking out a wasp nest. So then we have Molly, and she is doing one of those. I forget what you call them, where you go up. You're on a machine, and you go upside down and it stretches you out, whatever it is. Those are great.
Ben Mandelker
My dad has one of those. Have you ever done one of those? It hangs you upside down.
Ronnie Karam
No. No.
Ben Mandelker
It's so good. I love those. I always pretend I'm getting shaken down. I'm like, I'm sorry. I'll pay you your money back. I'll give you your money back. Just please don't let me go.
Ronnie Karam
It's like an inversion table or something.
Ben Mandelker
Inversion table, yes.
Ronnie Karam
That's what they. Yeah. I would just be afraid that once I get flipped over, I can't get back up. I know there's probably, like, a cord and a rope or whatever, but I know my ass. Once I go upside down, I'm just there till someone finds me.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. The problem is you have to have the upper body strength to pull yourself back up, because there's bars, and you kind of pull. Pull on the bars and it. And it brings you back. Back up. And it's supposed to be very easy. But I'm not a light person, so I have worried, you know, and it's. It's hard being blind when your stomach, like, comes and covers your eyes. Like your. Your boob flap comes and covers your eyes. I'm like, wait a minute. I'm not used to my boobs being like this.
Ronnie Karam
So she's on there, and her dog is looking at the camera kind of like, at what point do I become a fan favorite on Bravo? Like, I. The dog's kind of like, I'm a goldendoodle. Like, I'm. I'm a coveted breed, and all anyone cares about is, like, jiggy still. And then you got Charles sucking up all the air for the dogs on Southern Hospital on Southern Charm. And no one cares about Charles, but he just takes it all up. Look at me. I am ready for you, America.
Ben Mandelker
I care about Charles. How dare you? But I will say that this is an episode about Shep's girlfriend totally using him and being a user and camera ready and all this, but no one's complaining about this dog. I Mean, this dog literally goes right in front of her face and sits down and stares straight into the camera.
Ronnie Karam
Yes.
Ben Mandelker
Like, so why is nobody worried about this dog? This dog being a user. This dog is the biggest fucking user on the show.
Ronnie Karam
It's the biggest fame whore we've seen on this show. Just literally sitting up like. Okay, so we're gonna discuss. Am I gonna get in the main credits or what?
Ben Mandelker
Welcome. I'm ready for my close up. So then, let's see. Ms. Patricia is FaceTiming Whitney, and he's like, mother, I'm in con. Yeah, look, look, there's Khan. She's like, oh, wow. Fantastic. I've never seen Khan before. Whitney. Wow. You're just there like I am, except way far back into the city. He's like, can you see the base? She's like, I've been closer.
Ronnie Karam
When you get back, I'm gonna start calling you Thomas Ravenel because you were in con and now you're not. You're an.
Ben Mandelker
Then we see Madison arriving at a place called Frothy Beard Brewing Company. Gross Shave Shave Brewing Company. And you know there's food stuck in that brewing company's beard. I don't care. ZZ Top is dead. Okay, well, I don't know if literally, but, like, figuratively. Let's just all stop with those beards that come down to our chins. It's gross. Wear a napkin like everybody else. Okay? I don't want to see shrimp peels in somebody's beard trying to come make out with me. Shave it out.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. You know what? It's time for brewing companies to also get their shit together with these names. They're just getting annoying at this point. You know, back in the 90s, everyone used to always joke about all the crazy names that the grunge bands would have, and it's like, oh, my God, those super grunge bands. Well, guess what? The spirit of that is back alive with these microbrews and breweries. Okay, Frothy beard. Like, let's. Let's just. Let's not. I mean, it's bad when you make Trop Hop look like a pretty chill name. Let's just get back into good branding.
Ben Mandelker
Greasy butt hair. That great. Sounds like a delicious beer. Can't wait to drink it.
Ronnie Karam
Excited. So Craig is like, I've been looking forward to seeing you. Well, how do you feel about JT Trader? And she tells us, honestly, I'm still pissed off at Craig, mainly because I just like being pissed off, especially at Craig. But I always expect loyalty out of a friendship. I'm like, why are you then friends with the most disloyal people I know.
Ben Mandelker
You're friend with the natural cast of the traitors. Like, everybody on this show betrays each other other constantly. She's like, I just don't know why I can't trust you. Also, in the beginning, she was doing that whole, like, previously all sudden charm. I got real mad at Craig because Craig forgave JT and, you know, then he was just trying to be nice to JT and bring him back into the fold, but then he decided that he was still mad at JT and he wasn't going to give him any more chances. Craig. Craig is the reason that everybody's mad at JT in the first place. I love that they're acting like St. Craig is over here doing something nice for J.T. j.T. Is the one who ruined his reputation in the first place. Well, the canes didn't help. Let me say.
Ronnie Karam
Keynes did not help.
Ben Mandelker
I'm not going to be totally. Neither did he on the show because he's a total douchebag, too, just in a smaller, beavery package. But yeah, you know, and also.
Ronnie Karam
And also the fact that he was insinuating that Brett was jealous of. Of him. Although Brett was kind of jealous, but.
Ben Mandelker
He basically wasn't telling. He wasn't telling a lie. Brett did call and demand to know what happened in that room and who else was in there.
Ronnie Karam
So all I know is the biggest traitor here really is Madison, because last time I checked, Madison just was always going to take down Austin whenever she had a chance, and now suddenly she's like, buddy, buddy with Austin. So you want to talk about a traitor? You're a traitor to us, the audience. Okay? You are our ally on the show.
Ben Mandelker
You decided to go work for the evil empire. Okay, who's the traitor now? The only evil empire I will stand you working with is Ms. Patricia.
Ronnie Karam
Yes, yes, we will support that. So Craig is like, I could not have been more wrong. Excuse. Want to say that again? I know, I know. I've been very genuine in my efforts to try to reintegrate JT into the group after I caused him to be banished with my own lies. But I just don't have the energy to help him anymore.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, you're just a real helper, Craig. You're. You really deserve a hero statue in the middle of town. I hope they take one of those racist ones down and just put. Put Craig up there. Like, I tried to reintegrate JT like, no, it doesn't work like that. You were the one who kicked him out in the first place. Yeah, so he's like, ye, yeah, I wanted to tell you the next day. I know, but listen, if anything, it just hurt my feelings because I do think that our relationship is stronger than your entity's relationship. So he's like, wow, watching men eat on this show, I swear to God. Can't they do it like housewife shows where you put food down in front of them and they never touch it? I mean, have some. Nobody wants to watch you eat with your mouth open. And also, what are the parents? I know Craig wasn't even raised here, but why do parents on this show not tell their children to close their mouth while they eat?
Ronnie Karam
I know. Shep especially. I mean, Shep really is like the worst food eater.
Ben Mandelker
Austin and Shep are both pretty bad because Chef just. And he's always eating chips and guacamole. I've noticed. And he always just does it like.
Ronnie Karam
He'S like garbage, just.
Ben Mandelker
But like he's half eating and half moisturizing his face with the guacamole. And then Austin eats like if a bird was eating a gumdrop. He's like, he's like more mouth forward when he eats and spittley. Yeah, but none of you know how to eat. Just stop eating on camera, for Christ's sake. This show's about manners.
Ronnie Karam
Exactly. So Madison is like, well, why do you want to give. Why did you want to give JT another chance? I think that hurt Austin's feelings. And by the way, listen, Austin, this whole thing with Austin, this, like, divorce, I think that you. You two were going through. I mean, what's. What are we going to do about it? Because, like, I think that Austin loves you. I think you're more angry about it now, and he's more sad. And she starts talking about how she. She's like, I always feel bad for Austin. And then she just starts to laugh.
Ben Mandelker
I mean, look at him. He's just pathetic. He's just so tall. You know, at least short people got blend into the crab, but he's just such a tall loser. I mean, it's just like a target just being right up there. We can all aim for it, you know, I just feel bad for the guy.
Ronnie Karam
It's like he's only had canned corn. He never had the real thing, so.
Ben Mandelker
And of course we get a shot. She's like wave head ups and dance. And then we get the shot of Madison's insane with him grabbing his wiener. And she's just passing the camera going, you, I'm gonna kill you and all your firstborns.
Ronnie Karam
I will say. I just have to say that backstage at one point, Austin, organically, at one point, said, it's insanity. And I was like, yes, he says it. So Madison is like, well, I do think that he's wet. Like, he's doing. But like, well, I do too. But like, what do you want me to do as a friend to Austin that I wasn't doing before? I don't know. Gotta limit. Not like you used to. I know you bunch Betas. That's what Betas do, right?
Ben Mandelker
Look, he just takes my friendship for granted. And if he wants to play victim in all of this, I mean, that guy, he's pushing me away. And I don't know what to tell you. We were friends, but now we're like strangers.
Ronnie Karam
But like, that was whole. That was Austin's whole point. That's why he went to your house. Cuz he's like, we're. It's like business. We do. Like, we work out and we record a podcast and it's like, we're not friends. We're like business partners. And now Craig is like, wow, I just feel like I don't even know him anymore. It's like, yeah, that's the point. That's why he went there.
Ben Mandelker
And I really like when they showed the clip of them, Craig shirtless, sitting at his pool, leaning back, having a beer. And Austin's like, God, Craig, like, all you do is work. And he's like, all I do is work anymore. You're like, lounging by your pool. Yeah, it's like 24 hours of my day now, working. Watch. I can turn my fireplaces on with my phone. It's work.
Ronnie Karam
And also Craig saying, I feel like he takes our friendship for granted. Weren't you the, like, wasn't he the one who said, let's go play golf? And then you bailed the night before so that way you could go gardening. I like, this scene just happened like two weeks ago. Like, I remember all of it.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, I mean, I do think Craig's just like, I don't want to. You guys mostly want to go out and get faced, and I'm not going out and getting faced. So, like, what do you want me to do? And it is hard when you're used to getting faced with people and then you have to come up with alternate things to do. I remember one of my friends got sober and I was like, okay, well, now what do we do? Like, we literally sat there and stared at each other like, should we go to an amusement park? I mean, we went to like Six Flags. We ate a lot, that's for damn sure. We got real fat. And I think we, you know, like, how many times can you go to Ross Dress for Less together? And look at the home section. It's not very big. So, I mean, I get it. You know, if, if that's your hobby, it's very difficult to find another hobby is all I'm saying. Yeah, it's time for a commercial. It's time for a Grappens commercial.
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Ronnie Karam
So now we go to JT's apartment and he's like doing his typical, like JT having a scene in the apartment scene. And now he's like trying to bring a match across the room and hope he doesn't fall and it falls. Oh my God, what a wacky guy. So he calls his mom Bunny and she's like, hi, sweet angel. How are you doing? Did you ostracize yourself from another group yet? He's like, yeah, Mama certainly did. Well, I'm gonna go to Augusta to play golf with my with some friends since I think my friend group's not doing so well here. If that doesn't work, I'll go to my middle school friends and then my school friends, Mama. God, I love you, Mama. I'd never call you the B word.
Ben Mandelker
Like, wow, you want me to go in there and yell at the principal, tell them that those bullies keep messing with you, they're gonna have money to deal with. He' oh, come on. He's like, well, you know, I'm going to try Augusta again, but if that doesn't work out, I guess I'm going to have to go back to my high school friends. Mama. I'm just going to have to keep going back until there's someone to hang out with me. She's like, just don't show pictures of your couch, honey, because nobody's going to want to be friends with someone from the. Actually, his couch here is pretty cute in the apartment. I'm referring to that ugly couch that he bought for his rental that she hated.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. You know, it's weird to feel like you've done nothing wrong except be honest. And it's like flashback to him telling Taylor, like, Gaston. Gaston was cheating. So he's like. And somehow it gets turned upside down to where you are evil. And, I mean, I think the part that hurts the most here is like, why flame me? It's. Well, because you're an outsider and you came in and you're trying to have TV moments, and you. You overplayed your hand. You did a pretty good job last year, but you. You fucked it up with the reunion, and you've been on a losing streak ever since.
Ben Mandelker
Also, I can never feel guy. Feel sorry for a guy who's like, but I'm just honest. Why are you mad at me for being honest? Because, you know, that's the sign of huge douchebaggery, you know?
Ronnie Karam
And it's the thing to think that, like, he did have, like, a second chance. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Like, I don't feel like you get to be the one to declare that. And, you know, he was. He was getting a second chance with this group, and the fact that he, like, sacrificed it all over Taylor, that's what's. That's what's so sad. And like, when Taylor went storming out last week, he should have been like, not, like, what is the truth? I'm just telling the truth. You should be like, I'm sorry. Like, he should have just gone to apology mode and been like, I didn't mean to upset you. But instead he was like, very much about, like, I'm telling the truth. And then Craig got on his ass, and now, I mean, like, he's just. It's. It's over for him.
Ben Mandelker
I don't know that I would have even apologized to Taylor, you know, and seeing those clips. They played those clips from last week a lot over and over. Taylor, you're on a reality show about messiness, and you literally dated Shep to get on this show, and now you're dating another person who's like, TV ready to be on this show, and now you're storming out every other episode, and I just don't know that you have that right. And also, you're supposed to Be messy on the show. What do you think we want to sit here and talk to, like, watch you talk about being like people? Bringing up your plot is kind of doing you a favor, you dummy. It's called your job. You're not doing it. Someone has to do it. Would you think we just want to sit here and watch you play pickleball with the semi hot ears guy? No.
Ronnie Karam
So Bunny is like, yeah, well, while. While you're away, I'm gonna come do your apartment. And he's like, all right. You know you also have access to my assistant Shannon, right? And she goes, and your fiance, Vanita. It's like, mother.
Ben Mandelker
She'S a sweet girl because she texts me sometimes, you know, and she'll say something nice to me, and I'm just like, what a nice girl. And she's like, well, if she does love you, mama, Vanita does love you. I mean, she really does, you know? And I know you like her too. And he's like, yeah, you know, my mama's right. Benita's a shining star. And, you know, there's chemistry between us, but we just don't talk about it because, you know, we just have this friendship. You thought I was the only one that didn't know how to friend zone a biage? My turn, my turn. It's like JT's big end of Gypsy moment. Can you tell? I saw Gypsy last night on Broadway. He's like, here he is, boys. Here he is, world.
Ronnie Karam
It's jt.
Ben Mandelker
Your friends owned your friend zone. Your friends.
Ronnie Karam
So then we gotta bless his. Bless his deluded heart. So now we go to Vanita's house, and she's putting together some snacks, and Leva comes over with some herbs, and they're gonna make some spritzers. Like, I'm gonna give myself a little pat on the back. I'm a great host, and I think everyone can benefit from a Vanita Aspen hosting class. I can teach you how to set the table, pour the drinks, cocktails, and make snacks. The timing, the attire. I was like, good for you, Vanita, because, you know, you're probably not gonna last after this season. So set up your post show plan. I love it. Get those classes in.
Ben Mandelker
Poor Vanita. You think they're gonna fire Vanita?
Ronnie Karam
I mean, Vanita is so lovely and likable. She's got great style. She's beautiful. She's. She's smart. She seems great, but, like, on this show, like, it just seems like no one pays attention to her. And, I mean, this is the most Storyline. She had this episode, and I just think she's just not messy enough to be on this show.
Ben Mandelker
Oh, no, she's got a lot more storyline in this show, that's for sure. But, yeah, I don't know. And also, you're just making this huge amount of food for Leva, who's just like. She looks at it like, I make an extreme effort to not ever touch that. So I don't know what you think I'm doing here. Leva is also just like, well, here I am filming a scene. How long do I have to stay here? Anybody? I've really got things to do.
Ronnie Karam
So just like, I'm sorry I can't have your lunch. I just had another batch of cookies that I made with my child in my kitchen, and then I went to the best restaurant in all of Charleston Republic. So, anyway, good to see you, Vanita. And Leva says that Vanita, she. Well, she. She notices that Vanita is giggling a lot, and when she does that, it usually means that she likes someone. So Vanita's like, oh, my God, there's so much to unpack. And Leva is like, okay, so did you make out with jt? I'm just saying, you guys have chemistry. I feel like the more that we talk about you guys having chemistry, you guys will actually have chemistry for the audience.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. And she's like, okay. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I just don't know. I messed up. Listen, you're trying too hard to stay on this show when you go this low, and I'm. I'm doing it with my hands to go the slow, and I realize I'm. I'm making a short joke, but I don't really mean to do that. But when you steep that low, you not only embarrass yourself, but you kind of hurt your back, because that. That is. He's really low. He's really low. Just stop it. Do better.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah.
Ben Mandelker
So she's like, I just like him so much. And everybody's like, oh, my God, they're fighting. And I'm like, oh, my God, he's so cute. And Leva's like, oh, my God. You're like, yeah, Is he town? Like, is he fighting? Like, I'm gonna make out with that guy. But Leva looks kind of grossed out.
Ronnie Karam
You know, this is Manny's fault because he up and left Vanita, and now she's just spiraling into a rebound. And, like, Manny, just so you know, just know the damage you cause when you do these things. When you go off to Broadway and leave your lady behind. You don't know. You don't know who she's gonna. Where that vulnerability and that heartache is gonna send her, and it's sending her towards J. That's just not nice. That's a cruel thing to leave in your wake. Manny.
Ben Mandelker
But I didn't get the vibes from Manny that Manny was really into it either. I mean, remember that breakup scene they showed when Manny's like, yep, I'm gonna go to Broadway. She's like, oh, my God, we're going to Broadway. He's like, I'm going to Broadway. She's like.
Ronnie Karam
It'S like, I'm. What's. He's in the show right now. What show? He's in right now. I forgot it. Oh, no, he was in Illinois, which I think closed.
Ben Mandelker
Oh, well, maybe he will be back in three months. You see how it goes? You gotta love when Broadway people are like, three months. There's no way I'll be back in three months. Maybe 10 years. It's like three months later. He's like, wasn't my best work. I'm back Illinois.
Ronnie Karam
So any who. So Vanita's just talking about having a crush on jt, which is as fascinating as you can imagine. And Lev is like, well, have you ever told JT that you think he's cute? She's like, no, but I plan on having JT over for dinner, and we'll. Guess we'll hopefully talk it out while we eat branzino on my sofa. Could not be more of an awkward, Awkward seating arrangement for an awkward date.
Ben Mandelker
Oh, my God. J.T. is coming over. Listen, Vanita, this whole storyline is like a class pass. I'm just not buying it. I'm never gonna buy it. There's nothing you're gonna do to make me buy it. I'm not gonna do it.
Ronnie Karam
Okay, so. And then she's like, when I'm interested in a guy, I'm not gonna wait for him to make the call. I'm gonna be the first one to say, hey, how you doing? So today at 12:30, I expect you to pick me up. Like, you answer to me. I'm all for that. Just. But also, if you're gonna do that, pick it. Pick better candidates.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. Make sure they're gonna listen. You know what I mean? If you're gonna. If you're gonna need to boss somebody around, you're gonna need to get a listener. And no one on this cast is gonna do it. I'll tell you right now, Men in Charleston have too many options. You need to move. If you want a beta, you need to move, honey. So she's like, yeah, he's a marriage guy. Love is like, yeah, he's totally a marriage guy. I mean, who wouldn't want to marry that guy? Like, seriously, if, if you know that if there's a bad storm, that man is going to build you a dam. So.
Ronnie Karam
So Vanita's, Vanita's like, yeah, he's a marriage guy. He's not like the rest of the boys. Like, if he finds the right girl, he's going to get married immediately. Well, he actually was married and I think we all saw how that turned out. So anyway, now we go over to Sally, who goes to a place called Bevy Benny Brennan Brewing, which I guess is better than Frothy Beard or Sweaty Crotch Micro bruise or whatever they're called. And so Molly arrives and they haven't seen each other since the tuba. I was kind of wishing that Molly just brought her little tuba and they just poured beer into it and she just drank out of the tube.
Ben Mandelker
She's like, hey, do you have two hours? I've just got a tuba to play for you.
Ronnie Karam
So they sit down in chairs that are like, oh my God, this chair was like much lower than I was expecting. I know, it was like really low. Dude. Wasn't that so funny how low it was? Was really low. Oh my God. Oh my God. Did you get Botox today? I got on my chin. You got on your chin? I got it on my lips. Oh really? I got on my forehead. Oh my God. I got on my elbow. Oh my God, we got Botox everywhere. I got filler too. Oh, you got filler? Where'd you get your filler? So they just sort of compare notes on everything they've. They've done to keep things fresh.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. And this is one of those scenes that really kind of illustrates, I think, what a lot of people go through, especially in a town like Charleston where the men have way too many options. And it's kind of sad to watch. Like you've got these two gorgeous girls with every like their whole beautiful lives in front of them. Like, I hope we look good for guys. And especially Sally. I'm not necessarily, I shouldn't say that about Molly cuz Sally is the one who's like, well it's not like my ex fiance told me, your boobs aren't good. And oh, cuz she's talking about how she got a breast reduction. So she's like, well, I started Doing Botox cuz I was insecure, but also it makes me happy, you know? And then I got a breast reduction cuz my. It's not like my boyfriend, my ex fiance told me my boobs weren't good enough. But it's just all the girls he was cheating on me with just had these bigger boobs. So I got porn boobs. You know, he's looking at porn a lot, so I got porn boobs. And then I thought, am I doing this for me? No, I'm not really. I was like, this is so sad.
Ronnie Karam
I don't like this.
Ben Mandelker
I just want to like go like firebomb that guy's house.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. So then Molly explains that her boobs are from like she has thighs and her boobs from a fat transfer. Because she, she says, you know, my anchors were my ankles were a little thicker than your average person and I was always a bit bothered by it. So I finally, I got ankle and calf liposuction and I shot the fat into my boobs boobs. Because I had new movies. It's amazing what humans can be insecure about.
Ben Mandelker
That girl has cankle tits. Now. Like, that is my hero on Bravo. Someone who's just like, take my cankles and put them in my boobs. I mean, that's the best Bravo shit I've ever heard. And I was not expecting to immediately stan her during this episode. I mean, look, I already love her because she plays the tuba and she eats cupcake sandwiches. Okay, she's already got that going for her. But it was cemented today. Put the woman's hand in some cement and get them on a sidewalk. Because she has cankle boobs on purpose. And she's like, that's right. And I tell people, hey, babe, big boy. Do you like that? They're my cankles. They were terrible. You should have seen how big they are. Yes.
Ronnie Karam
When she said. When she said that, I was like, oh, Ronnie is going to be in bliss. When he, you know, I was like, ronnie's gonna love this girl.
Ben Mandelker
I'm getting my. My waddle put into my boobs. Just wait, I'm gonna.
Ronnie Karam
I knew you were gonna say that. I knew you were gonna say I'm.
Ben Mandelker
Gonna have a waddle dick. I'm going to get my waddle injected into my dick. Okay?
Ronnie Karam
Period. So anyway, yeah, so she, she had that procedure and she's like, well, people are not giving me bad feedback, which is nice. And Sal is like, yeah. So I think it was.
Ben Mandelker
She's like, guys are saying, I'm look great, so I guess it looks good. Well, glad you're not looking for validation. I'm glad you got new ones to not get validation from the ex fiance. Just everybody else now. Come on, man. You're better than this.
Ronnie Karam
So. So then Sally's like, by the way. She's like, I think it was. Ryan was trying to tell me that you seem like you'd, like, be a good fit for Shep. Like, he's kind of hot. And Molly's like, yeah, Shep is hot. Shep's a. Shep's a hottie. And I was like, girl, you have to get out of Charleston. Listen, you are JT ing the bar, as in lowering it. And so Sally's like, yeah, I mean, he is hot. And, well, he wasn't hot when I got with him, but, you know, he's looking hot now, now that he's taking ayahuasca. And then we see a rare Ryan clip where we're at the symphony, and Ryan leans over to Shep, and it's like, shep, by the way, I think. I think Molly likes you.
Ben Mandelker
I was all scared. Molly's like, well, I'm not super forward. I'm just, like, really awkward. Like, I like playing the tuba. I'm just such a nerd. And I'm like, is this gonna be a thing now? Because, like, I mean, he's with Sienna. It's not like I'm, like, trying to steal some guy. Teehee. Teehee. Am I doing this right?
Ronnie Karam
Because I would look like a freaking idiot. So Sally's like, yeah, but y'all would have a cute, cute couple, though. You're both tall. Yeah, we have. We'll have giant children and great personalities. At least one would. The half good personality. The other half personality. I don't know. But you can play tubas. Your kids will play tubas.
Ben Mandelker
They'll also use really big words out of context and kind of mispronounce them a lot. It's gonna be amazing. Can't wait. I see my whole life in front of me. It's like a community theater production of Shakespeare where no one can remember their lines.
Ronnie Karam
So Shep now goes over to a restaurant with Little Crag, and Austin shows up. And Craig. Little Craig wants to get involved in the action and stuff, and they're just catching up. And Austin's like, so, anyway, what's been going on? And he's like, well, gosh, it's been, like, a really hard week for me. I mean, Siena went to Africa, and then she was flying Home. And then, like, after that, I don't hear anything. And then two days later, I'm like, hello. Like, why haven't I heard from her?
Ben Mandelker
Garbage. And Austin's just looking around the room, doing that mouth thing. He's like, what do you. What do you mean? Like, Austin knows something, and he's not telling Shep is what I'm saying. And he's like, yeah, well, she should have. You know, she should have texted, you know? But at that point, I was just kind of spiraling, you know, so. Oh, God. You want me to read it? I just. I said, on Sunday, where are you? And Austin's like, just, like, heart stop. Stop. Just hard stop. Like, where the are you like that? He's like, no, like this. Like, where are you? So, like, manly.
Ronnie Karam
Wherefore.
Ben Mandelker
Who the. Are you gonna take me back? No, I was like, where are you?
Ronnie Karam
I said, gosh, I'm just a good little boy. I'm a good little boy who misses his girlfriend. Gosh, where the are you go. So Shep is like. Like. I mean, yeah, she could have, like, been rushing her, but whatever. But she was like, I'm in the Bahamas. And I said, I don't like not talking to you because I love you. I'm a good little boy.
Ben Mandelker
On ayahuasca, you know, Taylor is sitting at home just, like, stabbing a ham. You know what I mean? I feel like she pulled a ham out of the refrigerator, and she's. She's. Taylor pulled out a ham. She slammed it down on the coffee table, and she's just stabbing it as she watches the scene, because all the work that she put into Shep and Shep with this new person is just suddenly like, oh, my gosh. I was like, I want. I love you. I want to marry you. Let me impregnate you right now. Jesus. God damn it.
Ronnie Karam
Well, because Sierra had the good sense to make herself unattainable as opposed to Taylor. So, you know, because Shep is always going to be in. He always loves the chase, and Taylor made it too easy. Now, I'm not saying that's right, because I don't think in a relationship you should have that at all. And, you know, I don't think it's bad that Taylor likes a guy. So if he's like, hey, where are you? She responds, I'm just saying that. That Shep is a dog, and so he's really in him for the chase. And Sierra's keeping the chase on. She literally went to Africa.
Ben Mandelker
I agree that he's. I Agree that he's a dog. I don't know that we've ever seen Shep chase a person though. I don't know that Shep's really a chaser. He's just kind of a liar downer in my opinion. But I will say I, I do think now he's becoming more of a chaser because he's realized that he's like old and he's not pulling the same that he did before. Because Taylor was like what, four years ago that that started. And I think things change, changed, okay? And his reputation got worse and worse and worse as well as his, you know, general age. I mean, we age. That's. That's how life works. And I think he's got this young, beautiful girl and it's because she's young. I think he's chasing her youth, you know, and I get it because I'm getting older and I see younger people and I really want to start carrying around a syringe and just start stealing their stem cells out of their spinal fluid. You know, I'm just like, I'm on the subway, I'm so close to that 20 year old spine. I could just get a little step out of there and inject it right into my cheek and everything will be okay. And I think Shep's just realizing that this might be his last option, you know, it's his last chance to get a youngin.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, it could be. But I think that boys are inherently all about the chase. I think it's like for boys, it's just about getting those notches and they're just gonna, you know, it's all. It's about conquests. And I think that's, that's what I see in Shep. I see someone who is. I see him going to. I think when he knows he can have it all, he gets restless. Or at the very least it's that. So maybe it's not about chasing, it's about not. It's about being restless. Who knows? All I know is that this relationship is not going to work out.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, it's pretty obvious this one's not going to work out. So he's like, where are you? And she wrote back, I'm in the Bahamas. And I said, I don't like not talking to you because I love you. And then we see his text and it says, I know that. And I realize you're off your phone, but. But you're like an important part of my life and I was worried about you. And I like it, honestly. Cause it means I care. And I like caring. Cause that makes me a better person. And I don't like not talking to you. Mad emoji face. Cause I love you. And I'm making plans for the future with us in mind. And I wanted to get on a plane, plane emoji and find you this weekend. Cause I didn't have to film. Please be mine, young person.
Ronnie Karam
This is so. This is too much. This seems like someone who is like cracked out of his mind, like spiraling. Like if I got that text and I was Sierra, I'd be like, yeah, sorry. So the. The president of the Bahamas called and they said I'm not allowed to leave the country and you're not allowed to come into it. So I guess we can't see each other anymore. Bye.
Ben Mandelker
That was a really long text which basically said, please don't let me have another season of Southern charm of looking completely undesirable. It's been like four in a row.
Ronnie Karam
Gosh. So Austin's like, yeah, well, what did she say back to you? And Shep says, okay, well, she wrote this. She said, I'm sorry, I've just been going through a lot and kind of needed space. And I was like, oh, gosh, gosh. What does that mean? It means that you are like a 47 year old man baby who. Who clearly was on something, texting her, love bombing her. And she was like too much. Too much.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. I went home and I got on my couch. Thank God for little Craig. It felt like someone had gutted me. Gutted me dead. You know, if I look this unattractive again on TV, how am I gonna get laid by other 20 year olds and bars?
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. Well, guys, I really feel so bad for Shep having to finally feel what it's like to be in a relationship with himself like every other woman who has had to deal with him. So he, like, how many women has he done what Sierra is doing to him too, right? Like it's turn about his fair plate. Okay.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. And Austin's like, well, sorry you this ma'am, but you know, I really am. But you've hung out with her for like six weekends. I mean, that's nothing. Are you kidding? Six weekends in gay life? That is like our 10th anniversary. You talking about six weekends? That's a lot. This.
Ronnie Karam
It is a lot. It is a lot. Chip, for the longest time told me that he's. It's not like manly to be sad about a woman or to be sappy. So it's interesting to see, you know, the change. And I like it. It's like a humanizing quality to Shep, but at the same time, it's like, how could you love a girl you've only met, like, three times? That's insane right now.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, I think that's exactly what Shep's doing here. I mean, I know that we're all supposed to feel sorry for Shep because he's getting used by this girl, and poor Shep, his heart is broken, but that's exactly what they're going for on this show. And I hope you guys aren't falling for it, because. Because when Austin says it's like a humanizing quality to Shep, that's why they're doing it. Okay? He needs a humanizing moment, and I'm not falling for it.
Ronnie Karam
And also, like, this is. This is also a moment where Shep is the. I do think the ayahuasca thing played into this, because I think he's, like, starting to realize, like, oh, I'm a mess. I'm, you know, 67 years old, and I don't know really what's happening with my life, and I'm kind of immature. I don't have my shit together. But if I get into a stable relationship with someone, that will prove that I am mature and I'm an adult, and everything will be fine. And all the doubts I have about myself, all my insecurities, all the nagging feelings that, like, all my intelligence and all the money that's been poured into me is not turning into anything that will all go away once everyone sees and once I see that I'm capable of having a relationship. So therefore, this is what I've chosen. I've chosen this beautiful woman in a different country, and this will work out, and everything will be fine, and the illusion will maintain. And that, I think, is where his head is at right now.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, I think that he's just. He picks somebody who's not there, so he can cheat all the time, but then he can still say, I have a beautiful girlfriend, and she's young, so I'm still sexually viable. And then he doesn't have to put in the work to actually be a boyfriend, because she's not ever there. And, I mean, I just think it's like a whole perfect pattern package, and it's just all for his reputation, you know?
Ronnie Karam
I have a counter. I have a counter which is all of.
Ben Mandelker
I love it. Hold on. Let me let Ashley's children sit on there.
Ronnie Karam
The answer is all of the above. Everything you said, everything I Said it all together. It all works together. It's all part of the package.
Ben Mandelker
I think so, too. It's all a charcuterie of douchebaggery, you know? You know what I mean? Just.
Ronnie Karam
Just pick your meat. But, like, from Trader Joe's, so it's like. Nah, it's not from Bristol Farm Arms. It's not. It's not a nice charcuterie. That was the biggest burn you've ever.
Ben Mandelker
You gave in this entire episode.
Ronnie Karam
It's not even true.
Ben Mandelker
Coutery.
Ronnie Karam
It's just that standard thing, the plastic. You peel it off, and there's some cheddar wedges, you know?
Ben Mandelker
Yeah.
Ronnie Karam
So. Yeah, so that's. That's. That's what's going on. So where were we? In here. Where were we?
Ben Mandelker
You know, your mind wanders to places, and it just sucks, you know, My fear, my paranoia. I said, there's a dude, some dude who seems like a big shot. Maybe he is a big shot. I don't know. I wonder how much mailbox money he gets. I wonder if his dad prefers wooden blinds on. On rental homes.
Ronnie Karam
Shep trying to. Trying to do this faux, humble thing, like some quote unquote, big shot's gonna come in when Shep is like, see this. See this county? We own it.
Ben Mandelker
You know?
Ronnie Karam
Like, you come from old, old, old, old southern money, okay? You are a big shot.
Ben Mandelker
I think that's what he's saying. I think he's like, I'm a big shot, but this other guy's probably, like, pretending to be some big shot. Maybe he's a bigger shot. I don't know. I can't wait to ask her. I'm gonna have a private eye follow her around and find out. Does this guy get free dockers wherever he goes?
Ronnie Karam
Gorge free talkers on it. He just gets complimentary doctors. Oh, sir, welcome. Welcome to Rancho Palos Verdes to your. Here's your hotel room, and we provided you with a complimentary dockers.
Ben Mandelker
Tell your daddy we said hello.
Ronnie Karam
Congratulations, Mr. Shepherd. Rose, please, please. Welcome to the American Express rewards program. Here are your free talkers.
Ben Mandelker
I thought we were gonna go to the Bahamas, you know, and visit or everybody. But, you know, like, in my mind, God, are we not doing that? And I'm like, wow, you even gave her the cast trip. You gave this new person the cast trip. Oh, you are so pathetic, and this is such karma. But again, it's hard for me to believe that he didn't set this up to make himself look like a huge victim. Time will tell. Time Will tell.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. And then Austin's like, oh, yeah. Well, I love the Initiative. Yeah. It's the first time I've really seen it from anyone in this cast, at least in the Men. But I can tell we. But, you know. And Shep is like, yeah, but I could tell we both want to talk to each other. And, you know, it's like, honestly, I just want us to. Oh, so he's talk. They start talking about Craig. Sorry. And because Craig calls, that's. That's who Austin says, I like the Initiative. Because Craig's like, hey, what's going on? I want to hang out this week. Oh, love the Initiative. Yeah. Oh, oh, okay. Bye. So then Shep is like, you know, this is good. You guys can become friends again. When was the last time you saw him?
Ben Mandelker
Like, whoa, like, this nuts right now. Like, I just want this, like, begin our, like, footing again, you know? Like, I want to start getting back to, like, having a very solid relationship.
Ronnie Karam
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Watch What Crappens Podcast Summary
Episode: #2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Release Date: January 31, 2025
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Platform: Wondery
In Episode #2711 of Watch What Crappens, hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam delve into the latest happenings of Bravo's reality show Southern Charm. The episode, titled "Garshbitration Part One," offers a comedic and critical analysis of the season's eighth episode, focusing on interpersonal dramas and outrageous antics among the cast members.
Ben kicks off the episode by sharing exciting news about their upcoming events:
Ronnie adds enthusiasm about their live experiences:
The hosts discuss Austin Kroll's magnetic presence and his interactions with women:
Austin's Charisma: Ronnie highlights Austin’s ability to attract numerous women effortlessly.
“The amount of women just coming up to him all night long, giving him numbers. It is insane right now.” [02:56]
Relationship Dynamics: Ben speculates on Austin's relationship status, suggesting he might be seeking a girlfriend who lives out of town.
“You can see why he would just wake up with two girls in his bed while he's got a girlfriend.” [03:20]
A significant moment from the episode involves Austin's encounter with a wasp nest:
Wasp Nest Scare: Austin panics upon discovering a wasp nest attached to his door, leading to humorous yet chaotic scenes.
“Looking at Charleston wasp. God damn, I'm gay. Wasp. Wasp nests.” [04:19]
Hosts' Commentary: Ben and Ronnie mock the absurdity of the situation, comparing wasp nests to aggressive creatures and ridiculing Austin's over-the-top reaction.
“Wasps don't give a fuck. That's what I'll tell you. Wasps do not give a fuck.” [06:12]
The episode delves into the turbulent relationships among key cast members:
Madison's Allegiances: Ronnie criticizes Madison for betraying previous alliances by siding with Austin, branding her a traitor to the audience.
“The biggest traitor here really is Madison... you are our ally on the show.” [12:34]
Craig vs. JT: The hosts dissect Craig’s strained relationship with JT, highlighting Craig's frustration over JT's perceived disloyalty and the ensuing drama.
“Craig is the reason that everybody's mad at JT in the first place.” [12:22]
Craig's Efforts: Ben sarcastically praises Craig’s attempts to mend fences, questioning his sincerity and effectiveness.
“You really deserve a hero statue in the middle of town.” [13:01]
The discussion shifts to Molly's lifestyle choices and personal quirks:
Molly’s Inversion Therapy: Ben and Ronnie humorously engage with Molly’s use of an inversion table, portraying her as quirky and somewhat eccentric.
“I'm always a bit bothered by it. So I finally, I got ankle and calf liposuction and I shot the fat into my boobs.” [07:56]
Dog as a Character: The hosts mock how Molly's dog steals the spotlight, acting more prominently in the show than the humans.
“This dog being the biggest fucking user on the show.” [09:20]
A substantial portion of the episode focuses on the tumultuous relationship between Vanita and JT:
Vanita’s Hostile Breakdowns: Ronnie critiques Vanita’s over-the-top hosting styles and her emotional vulnerabilities, suggesting her actions are aimed at garnering attention rather than genuine connection.
“You’re trying too hard to stay on this show when you go this low.” [26:50]
JT’s Insecurities: The hosts analyze JT’s desperate attempts to maintain a relationship, portraying him as immature and overly dependent.
“I said, I just. Cause I love you. And I'm making plans for the future with us in mind.” [41:53]
Shep’s character arc receives critical attention as he grapples with personal issues:
Emotional Breakdown: Ben and Ronnie discuss Shep's attempts to appear vulnerable, interpreting his actions as manipulative rather than sincere.
“You really need to criticize this moment, it’s just him trying to look like a victim.” [44:05]
Relationship Mismanagement: The hosts sarcastically commend Shep for his inability to maintain meaningful relationships, emphasizing his role as a perpetual bachelor.
“He's a dog. I don’t know that we've ever seen Shep chase a person though.” [40:45]
Wrapping up Part One, Ben and Ronnie offer their final thoughts on the ongoing drama:
Mockery of Characters’ Flaws: The hosts continue to tease the cast about their exaggerated flaws and questionable decisions, maintaining a humorous yet critical tone.
“It's all a charcuterie of douchebaggery.” [45:55]
Teasers for Part Two: They hint at deeper dives into upcoming episodes, promising more laughs and critiques in the next part of the recap.
“This is the end of part one of this recap for part two. Catch you on the second half.” [49:04]
Episode #2711 of Watch What Crappens delivers a blend of humor and sharp critique of Southern Charm's latest season. Hosts Ben and Ronnie excel in highlighting the absurdities and dramatic twists of reality TV, providing both entertainment and insightful commentary for their listeners. With their unique blend of praise and ridicule, they offer a fresh perspective on the tumultuous lives of Charleston's socialites.
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