Watch What Crappens Podcast Summary
Episode: #2711 Southern Charm S10E08 Part One: Garshbitration
Release Date: January 31, 2025
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Platform: Wondery
1. Introduction to the Episode
In Episode #2711 of Watch What Crappens, hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam delve into the latest happenings of Bravo's reality show Southern Charm. The episode, titled "Garshbitration Part One," offers a comedic and critical analysis of the season's eighth episode, focusing on interpersonal dramas and outrageous antics among the cast members.
2. Event Recap: Live Appearances and Tours
Ben kicks off the episode by sharing exciting news about their upcoming events:
- Golden Crappies Award Show in New York City.
- Mass Hysteria Tour in Salt Lake City and Denver, continuing through May.
“Tomorrow is the Golden Crappies here in New York City. It's finally here. The day has finally come.” [01:30]
Ronnie adds enthusiasm about their live experiences:
- Watch What Happens Live stint as bartenders alongside Southern Charm stars, including Austin Kroll.
“I have to say, I have never seen someone, like, receive the attention of so many women as Austin Kroll.” [02:56]
3. Analysis of Austin Kroll's Behavior and Dating Life
The hosts discuss Austin Kroll's magnetic presence and his interactions with women:
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Austin's Charisma: Ronnie highlights Austin’s ability to attract numerous women effortlessly.
“The amount of women just coming up to him all night long, giving him numbers. It is insane right now.” [02:56] -
Relationship Dynamics: Ben speculates on Austin's relationship status, suggesting he might be seeking a girlfriend who lives out of town.
“You can see why he would just wake up with two girls in his bed while he's got a girlfriend.” [03:20]
4. The Wasp Nest Incident at Austin's House
A significant moment from the episode involves Austin's encounter with a wasp nest:
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Wasp Nest Scare: Austin panics upon discovering a wasp nest attached to his door, leading to humorous yet chaotic scenes.
“Looking at Charleston wasp. God damn, I'm gay. Wasp. Wasp nests.” [04:19] -
Hosts' Commentary: Ben and Ronnie mock the absurdity of the situation, comparing wasp nests to aggressive creatures and ridiculing Austin's over-the-top reaction.
“Wasps don't give a fuck. That's what I'll tell you. Wasps do not give a fuck.” [06:12]
5. Character Dynamics: Madison, Craig, JT, and Betrayals
The episode delves into the turbulent relationships among key cast members:
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Madison's Allegiances: Ronnie criticizes Madison for betraying previous alliances by siding with Austin, branding her a traitor to the audience.
“The biggest traitor here really is Madison... you are our ally on the show.” [12:34] -
Craig vs. JT: The hosts dissect Craig’s strained relationship with JT, highlighting Craig's frustration over JT's perceived disloyalty and the ensuing drama.
“Craig is the reason that everybody's mad at JT in the first place.” [12:22] -
Craig's Efforts: Ben sarcastically praises Craig’s attempts to mend fences, questioning his sincerity and effectiveness.
“You really deserve a hero statue in the middle of town.” [13:01]
6. Molly's Inversion Table and Other Character Interactions
The discussion shifts to Molly's lifestyle choices and personal quirks:
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Molly’s Inversion Therapy: Ben and Ronnie humorously engage with Molly’s use of an inversion table, portraying her as quirky and somewhat eccentric.
“I'm always a bit bothered by it. So I finally, I got ankle and calf liposuction and I shot the fat into my boobs.” [07:56] -
Dog as a Character: The hosts mock how Molly's dog steals the spotlight, acting more prominently in the show than the humans.
“This dog being the biggest fucking user on the show.” [09:20]
7. Vanita and JT's Relationship Drama
A substantial portion of the episode focuses on the tumultuous relationship between Vanita and JT:
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Vanita’s Hostile Breakdowns: Ronnie critiques Vanita’s over-the-top hosting styles and her emotional vulnerabilities, suggesting her actions are aimed at garnering attention rather than genuine connection.
“You’re trying too hard to stay on this show when you go this low.” [26:50] -
JT’s Insecurities: The hosts analyze JT’s desperate attempts to maintain a relationship, portraying him as immature and overly dependent.
“I said, I just. Cause I love you. And I'm making plans for the future with us in mind.” [41:53]
8. Shep's Emotional Struggles
Shep’s character arc receives critical attention as he grapples with personal issues:
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Emotional Breakdown: Ben and Ronnie discuss Shep's attempts to appear vulnerable, interpreting his actions as manipulative rather than sincere.
“You really need to criticize this moment, it’s just him trying to look like a victim.” [44:05] -
Relationship Mismanagement: The hosts sarcastically commend Shep for his inability to maintain meaningful relationships, emphasizing his role as a perpetual bachelor.
“He's a dog. I don’t know that we've ever seen Shep chase a person though.” [40:45]
9. Conclusions and Predictions
Wrapping up Part One, Ben and Ronnie offer their final thoughts on the ongoing drama:
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Mockery of Characters’ Flaws: The hosts continue to tease the cast about their exaggerated flaws and questionable decisions, maintaining a humorous yet critical tone.
“It's all a charcuterie of douchebaggery.” [45:55] -
Teasers for Part Two: They hint at deeper dives into upcoming episodes, promising more laughs and critiques in the next part of the recap.
“This is the end of part one of this recap for part two. Catch you on the second half.” [49:04]
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
- Ronnie Karam: “The amount of women just coming up to him all night long, giving him numbers. It is insane right now.” [02:56]
- Ben Mandelker: “Wasps don’t give a fuck. That’s what I'll tell you. Wasps do not give a fuck.” [06:12]
- Ronnie Karam: “The biggest traitor here really is Madison... you are our ally on the show.” [12:34]
- Ben Mandelker: “You really deserve a hero statue in the middle of town.” [13:01]
- Ben Mandelker: “This dog being the biggest fucking user on the show.” [09:20]
- Ronnie Karam: “You’re trying too hard to stay on this show when you go this low.” [26:50]
- Ben Mandelker: “It's all a charcuterie of douchebaggery.” [45:55]
Final Thoughts
Episode #2711 of Watch What Crappens delivers a blend of humor and sharp critique of Southern Charm's latest season. Hosts Ben and Ronnie excel in highlighting the absurdities and dramatic twists of reality TV, providing both entertainment and insightful commentary for their listeners. With their unique blend of praise and ridicule, they offer a fresh perspective on the tumultuous lives of Charleston's socialites.
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