Podcast Summary: Watch What Crappens #2722 – SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver

Hosted by Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam | Wondery

Introduction

In episode #2722 of Watch What Crappens, hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam delve into the latest happenings of Southern Charm Season 10, Episode 9 titled "Best Bee-havior." Filmed live from Denver, this episode combines humorous recaps, witty critiques, and engaging anecdotes, providing listeners with an entertaining analysis of the Real Housewives-esque drama unfolding on Bravo’s beloved series.

Denver Adventure & The Secret Elevator

[03:34]
Ben and Ronnie kick off the episode by sharing their recent trip to Denver, highlighting the thin air and the peculiarities of the Denver airport. Their adventure takes an amusing turn when they encounter Glinda, a charismatic airport worker who introduces them to a "secret elevator."

• Ben: "We had the most fun time in the Denver airport today."
• Ronnie: "She was literally an airport hobo... she was waiting for us."

[07:58]
The duo humorously recount their exclusive ride in the elevator, distancing themselves from the chaotic rush of thousands navigating the escalators.

• Ben: "We took the elevator up with her, just the three of us... It was like being in Labyrinth."
• Ronnie: "No, it's literally an elevator right outside the door."

The story concludes with a playful nod to Denver’s unique airport culture and the mysterious Glinda, leaving listeners amused by the hosts' vivid storytelling.

Recap & Commentary on Southern Charm S10E09

The core of the episode focuses on Southern Charm Season 10 Episode 9, where Ben and Ronnie dissect the tumultuous relationship between Craig and Paige, particularly their contentious discussion about starting a family and Craig’s unconventional bee farming fantasy.

Craig & Paige’s Turbulent Relationship

[10:12]
The hosts begin by recapping the episode's opening scenes, mocking Craig’s immature behavior and his attempts to woo Paige despite their strained relationship.

• Ben: "If you can't support my pillow lifestyle, you can't be in my life."
• Ronnie: "He's a lawyer, a pillow lawyer and a soon to be husband and father."

[26:44]
Ben highlights a pivotal moment where Craig believes in the adage "if you love something, set it free," only to realize Paige has moved on without so much as a goodbye.

• Ben: "Madison hasn't come back to you. So I don't think Greg has either."
• Ronnie: "If you love it, lady, I'm gonna send you to the moon."

The Bee Farm Subplot

A significant portion of the episode revolves around Craig's bizarre plan to start a bee farm as an alternative to having children, leading to heated exchanges and comedic frustrations.

[28:31]
The hosts critique Craig's misunderstanding of beekeeping and Paige’s exasperation with his obsession.

• Ben: "Surrounded by a thousand things that will sting you and maybe kill Macaulay Culkin."
• Ronnie: "Bad fashion. You're killing me. One sting at a time."

[34:00]
They further mock the unrealistic and impractical aspects of Craig’s bee-farming dream, juxtaposed with Paige’s desire to escape the impending family pressures.

• Ben: "It's totally against my brand. I love this. I'm so happy right now."
• Ronnie: "I'm less afraid of bees than I am. Bad fashion."

Supporting Characters & Additional Drama

Ben and Ronnie also touch upon other characters’ storylines, including Shep’s awkward dinners and Austin’s persistent yet futile attempts to propose to his girlfriend.

[42:13]
Discussing Shep and Austin’s misadventures, the hosts emphasize the recurring themes of miscommunication and unreciprocated affections.

• Ben: "His butthole burns. It burns."
• Ronnie: "I love your chickens. I love chickens."

[58:03]
They analyze Austin's triangulation tactics and Craig’s obliviousness to the ongoing drama.

• Ben: "Did you even know he had a girlfriend till I was giving him a little head in the parking lot."
• Ronnie: "Think of it this way. You're just three douchebags taking turns calling each other out."

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Throughout the episode, Ben and Ronnie inject memorable quotes that encapsulate their humorous take on the show’s events:

• Ben: "Watch what happens when you push this button. Now who's the bitch?"
• Ronnie: "If you love it, let it go. But make sure it's got an Airtag in its pocket."
• Ben: "You’re a lot more sentimental than I am, Craig."
• Ronnie: "You're a sweet, dumb guy, you know."

These quotes not only highlight their comedic chemistry but also provide listeners with sharp, witty observations that enhance their critique of Southern Charm.

Conclusion

Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam successfully blend humor with insightful commentary in this episode of Watch What Crappens, offering a thorough and entertaining summary of Southern Charm S10E09. From their quirky Denver anecdotes to their sharp dissection of Craig and Paige’s rocky relationship, the hosts deliver a rich, engaging narrative that keeps both fans and newcomers hooked. Their use of notable quotes and humorous insights ensures that the essence of the episode is captured while providing a delightful listening experience.

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