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Ben Mandelker
Hello and welcome to Watch what Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelaker and joining me, as always, is the lovely and dependable Ronnie Caram. Hi Ronnie, how's it going?
Ronnie Karam
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Ben Mandelker
Just kidding.
Ronnie Karam
Hi, how are you?
Ben Mandelker
Great. It is Wednesday here in the world of Crappins and we are talking Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Before we get into that, of course, come join us on Patreon where you can listen to bonus episodes. We are doing the Traders as our bonus episode these days. We just recapped it yesterday, so go listen to that. We also do Crappens on Demand where you can watch us on video. You can see our smiling faces, which is really fun. Sort of rounds out the full Crappens experience. And of course in March we are going back out on the road with the mounting Hysteria tour. We are going to go to Cincinnati, Minneapolis, Toronto, Charlotte, Atlanta, D.C. and Philly in March. That's all in March. And we got a whole bunch of other shows in April and in May, but we will pester you about those when we get closer to that. But for right now, come join us. What Tickets are@watchwellcraftins.com We cannot wait to see all your faces in the audience because there's gonna be a lot of to talk about a lot of shows. So for right now though, it's gonna be about Beverly Hills.
Ronnie Karam
Beverly Hills. Another good one.
Ben Mandelker
Really good one. Really, really. And let me tell you something. Kyle Richards made me laugh a few times. And not laughing at her, I was laughing with her. I could not actually believe this. Yeah. I was like, wait a second. Is Kyle making me chuckle? This is weird.
Ronnie Karam
There you go. She's getting you back. Slowly but surely, she'll get you back. So this is season 14, episode 12, the land of the Free, the Home of the Shade. We're still at Sutton's house. You know, I have to say, we were talking earlier this week in our Traders recap available on Patreon, about Tom Sandoval's kind of redemption in the audience's eyes, at least, where it's like, you realize, yeah, I mean, he's still Tom, but Tom was funny before he fucked up, you know, and that it took a really long time for Tom to redeem himself. We were just talking about that, and I was thinking, you know, a case study on how quickly somebody can kind of redeem themselves is Reba. I mean, Reba, the first week she was on, was probably one of the most hated parents I'd ever seen on a Housewives show. Like, immediately the comments were, you know, and rightfully so. I mean, she's just, you know, she's like a sticker in your butt. But by the end, I was like, wow, I like Reba. Who knew?
Ben Mandelker
Yeah.
Ronnie Karam
I mean, the woman in three weeks went from complete villain to, huh, I kind of like Reba.
Ben Mandelker
That sometimes happens with Bravo, right? Like, sometimes someone could have a villain edit for an entire season, and you hate them. And then the next season comes and you're so excited to see them. I mean, remember Camille Grammer Season 1? And then Camille Grammar Season 2? Season 1, she was the most. Most loathed person on Bravo. Like, people hated Camille. And then season two was like, oh, my God, Camilla Grammer. I can't wait to see her. Oh, my God. Icon.
Ronnie Karam
Well, yeah, but Camille. Camille changed, right? Like, she changed it up. Cause she didn't want to be the most hated. So she went from being villainous, like, just downright dirty. And then the second season, she kind of changed her game. Whereas I think someone like Reba is more heroic in a way, because she didn't change shit, except she smiled once. And so people are like, oh, my God. Okay, maybe she' Just kidding. And so they liked her. Yeah.
Ben Mandelker
So everyone's packing up and to. To leave Augusta, so we're still. We got some, like, bonus Reba time, essentially. And Garcelle's like, I don't like this view. It's like, it's what? View your ass in my face? No. So then they laugh and everything, and then we go back over to Beverly Hills and Erica is like, she's getting an install with some furniture and something called harbor comes and delivers some chairs. And she's like, I love Harbor.
Ronnie Karam
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She should be doing hot dogs. Because I've never seen somebody say, I want my once in a year hot dog more times than Erica did today. Like, are you selling the hot dogs? Jesus, woman, have your hot dog. I can't wait to have a hot dog. My once a year hot dog.
Ben Mandelker
Hot dogs are having a moment on Bravo. I guess between this and Southern hospitality. Yeah, but she should be selling hot dogs. I would eat them. I would. I would go track her down and have an Erika Jane hot dog.
Ronnie Karam
Now there's a commercial that makes sense. Erica with just hot dogs being thrown at her face.
Ben Mandelker
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Ronnie Karam
So then we go over to Durritome and she's talking to Bose and inviting her over for the fourth of July party. And so then we are back with Sutton. So Sutton is in the kitchen, and Avi is just ready to get the fuck out of this house. Avi is just like, please get me away from this woman. And Kyle comes in, and she's still sweating from her run, guys, because she's really healthy now, so it's really hard. Like, I'm still sweating because I rhyme.
Ben Mandelker
You know? And then Kyle says, by the way, sudden, we have, like, a little confession. And then Reba walks in from the outside, but no one notices that Reba's there. And sun's like, what's your confession? Gercel says, well, we were listening to your conversation with Reba. That bitch. Glad she's not here. Rest in peace.
Ronnie Karam
Anyway, so it sounded like it went well. And they're like, oh, my God, you made up with your mom. And she's there. She's just sudden in the room, you know? And she goes, wow, well, hello. She goes, well, it sounds like you had a fun time chatting, Sam. Chatty this morning.
Ben Mandelker
Seemed chatty this morning. Which is. Could not see. What's great about Reba is that she can deliver a very simple line and make it so devastating. You seem Chatty. This morning I was like, oh, she really. She can really just, like, fill it with so much nuance.
Ronnie Karam
Hmm. And sounds like this trip has been emotional and it's just gonna be hard to leave because I haven't felt this way with my mother since sophomore year in college when, you know, mama came, when we walked, we talked. I just. I didn't want her to leave then either. And I don't want to. I don't want to leave now. What happened on the sophomore year in college? Kind of. Was she drunk? Like, where. Your mom was nice to you that one time?
Ben Mandelker
About to say. I think that was the last time Reba acknowledged Sutton's presence. So Kyle's like, are you gonna be happy to have the chaos gone? Like, it's gonna be. It's gonna be sort of sad to have, like, two working actresses out of your house, right? And Garcelle's like, yeah. Are you gonna cry that you're gonna miss. Miss us? Especially me?
Ronnie Karam
And she says, well, I'll be glad that some of you are gone. But then she laughs. She's like, hahaha, I'm just joshing you. So look, everybody's just so close now, and it's time for them to leave. And Kyle's like, normally, hold on, guys. This is a feel sorry for Kyle moment, everybody. Normally, I'd be excited to leave, but now I just have, like, a big empty house. So, like, yay me. A chair stuck in a doorway, can't be moved, or. Kyle, don't cry out loud. Please stop singing in my home. Jesus Christ, those columns are strong, but not strong enough. The roof will cave in on this.
Ben Mandelker
Oh, what I'd give to hear Garcel's chattiness right now. But, yeah, Kyle trying to make a moment out of this. Let's try to like, oh, back to my empty home of shadows and sadness. Oh, relax. Just call Fay. She'll come over. So then Sutton's really happy that everyone got to meet Reba and everything. And Sutton pulls Reba in for, like, a little hug, and she goes, okay, Mother, I'm gonna hold you once a year, and you get to say I love you. And Reba's like, really? Now? When's that gonna be? Cause it's not gonna happen right now.
Ronnie Karam
And she's like, well, I guess Christmas. I mean, that's a good time. And she goes, well, I'll write it down and hold a little sign up. How's that? I don't remember my mother saying that to me. And she's like, okay, well, let's not go back into your mother's history, okay? I love you, mother. And she goes, I love you too, Sutton. And they're like, wah. Fireworks go off in the background, and then she just kind of gives a bow, like, there. Are you fucking happy? I did it.
Ben Mandelker
And they're all so happy, and Sutton is happy, and Kyle is like, oh, my God. It just reminds me that there's no one to tell me that they love me when I go back to my house that's empty.
Ronnie Karam
God, it reminds me of the time Mauricio taught me he loved me. Let's see. Pictures of us skiing together in house. Man. So they hug and listen. I know I'm being cold to Kyle. I get that she's sad and she's lonely because her house is empty. You left your husband. I don't know. With Kyle, I just. Like, you're in the middle of some woman's in the house. House in the south, and you're still making about. I'm so alone.
Ben Mandelker
All alone. So Sutton's basically like, well, she said it. I have succeeded in hearing the three words I think I've ever wanted to hear from one person. I love you. So they all do, like, a hug, and it's like a group hug. And Reba is actually. It's actually really cute because they all hug Reba, and you can tell that Reba is probably like, oh, this is so trat and inappropriate. And we don't need to hug actions. We don't need to hug to show that we like people. It's our actions that tell it. But. But when they come out of the hug, she has a big smile on her face. She liked it.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. Her boyfriend's gonna be getting some tonight, that Ken guy or whatever his name was. And then, you know, she does the real sweetest thing in the whole time, which I miss my meemaw doing, which is when they say bye, like they're a baby asking for a bottle. They go, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
Ben Mandelker
Get out of here. So back in Los Angeles, we're at Boz's house. And what's. I forget. Bose, Nico, he's just sitting on the side, like, holding up a little mirror. We find out later he's actually bedazzling it. But I thought he was just looking at himself in a little mirror. I was like, oh, Nico, this cracks me up.
Ronnie Karam
I think this is, you know, in character development moments, this is a huge one for Bose that she makes her assistant bedazzle mirrors from Walgreens so that there's jewels. I thought that was so fucking funny. So she's waiting for her cousin. Her cousin comes over and they're like sisters, me and my cousin. And look at that mirror. All I'm saying is the back of my mirror needs to match my shine.
Ben Mandelker
So, yeah, Tina comes in, that's her cousin, and they say hi and everything and they comment on the mirror, etc. And they're like 10 months apart in age, so they're very close. Even though she's not a sister, she's like a sister, et cetera. So she says. Tina and I talk so much that I think sometimes we talk telepathically. I can be by text. It could be. It could be by text, it could be by phone call. It could just be a mind meld. And guess what? I tell her I invented esp. Congratulations. You're using my personal network of mind talking.
Ronnie Karam
She's doing that thing where she's putting gold flakes in their tea, which is weird or whatever. They're having their drinks. Why? What is it with gold flakes? I mean, I get it. I hear that silver. Like if you go to the chiropractor, he'll give you liquid silver. And that's supposed to do something. I don't know, for health. So I don't even know. But what does gold even do except give you a little speck in your boot?
Ben Mandelker
It just makes people feel fancy. But look, you know what? It's better than mercury. So Bose is like, well, yes, better than botulism, better than E Cola. So I don't know why I said it like that, but felt fun. So they're having a beverage. Okay, There's a lot of hellos here. We're going through it here. Okay, so Bose is like, okay, well, I don't know where to start. Look, so there's so much on my mind. I mean, so many things have been happening. Because I'm a mature woman, you would assume that I have to get checked out to see if I'm still viable to carry a baby. And Keely's ready, right? So she's basically having some doubts about whether or not she should be carrying a baby at her age.
Ronnie Karam
You've got Nico. I say put it in Nico. That's. That's what I suggest. It'll come out wearing, like a fabulous little duster and have a bedazzled mirror. So they haven't met with a fertility doctor yet, but she's in Vegas and she's flying here because, you know, La no, no fertility doctor. It's important. It's important to go to a different city to get your fertility doctor.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, it's a shame that there's no fertility doctor. Fertility doctors in Los Angeles, you know, but luckily, well, it is hard to.
Ronnie Karam
Find a fertility doctor in LA that isn't there waiting at birth for the baby to pop out so they can start marking up its face with a Sharpie and being like, you need to get higher boobs. Okay, I'm going to need higher boobs from you.
Ben Mandelker
To be fair, it seems like there is only one fertility doctor in LA because they all seem to go to him on these shows. Like MJ went to him and everyone, everyone does that one guy in Beverly Hills who's like, so we looked at your follicles and you can have a baby. So like, maybe he was booked.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, he's the Instagram one. He's like, whatever. People get free fertility shit for posting on Instagram or whatever. So she's gonna have a very fancy one. But the problem is Keely, because, you know, Keely's gonna have to get tested too. He's gonna have to get every kind of sample. Drip, drip, drip, drop, sample, sample. That's what they're gonna do to him.
Ben Mandelker
That was my favorite. That was my favorite when she said drip, drop, sample, sample.
Ronnie Karam
So she's like, well, what if we don't get the results we want, you know, and you're rich, you just morph the baby into whatever you want. I mean, can we do things like gene designing and stuff where you like, pick the genes that you want, your bab, or I don't know, you can go through like sperm books and pick the perfect sperm and stuff. I don't know. You're rich enough. You just figure out how to have the baby you want, you know, I feel like it's up to the poor people who don't. We're stuck with whatever we get, you know, whoever you fuck is what you end up with. But I feel like with her kind of money, you can change that baby's looks, its posture, it's, it's hobbies, everything in the, in the womb, right?
Ben Mandelker
I mean, there's a very simple answer. You know, at a certain point you're so wealthy, all you do is this. You go to the store, you get a bonnet and a rattle, you give it to Nico and say, you're my baby now. Just make Nico the baby and just tell him he's not allowed to speak English for two years and then, and then just enjoy it just. Just, babe, just make him. Make him the child.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. Oh, babies. I don't know. Look, if I was gonna go to a fertility doctor, I would just be like, fill me up with disappointment so I'm not phased later because I think, like, no matter what you do, your kid's eventually gonna come out and at some point it's gonna go, fuck you. Yeah, well, if it's a garam baby, at least. So then Tina's like, well, how does this Keely guy feel? She's like, I don't know. I called his number and someone with a different name answered. But then I called it again and he answered, so I'm not really sure. That took a while to clear up. I do not trust Keely. I don't trust him for two seconds.
Ben Mandelker
So basically, Bose is like. Part of me wonders like, like, does he want to get off the train? But then is afraid he'll disappoint me by wanting to get off the train. But like, like, basically it's just like, maybe we, we shouldn't have a baby. And then she tells the story about her first pregnancy. Her daughter was named Eve and she found out she had preeclampsia and it was, you know, became a high risk pregnancy and ultimately she lost the baby. And it was very, very traumatic. And then when she had lael, like, that entire pregnancy was very scary because every time she went to the doctor it was like. It was like PTSD and terror. And so she's wondering if she should do it again. To which I say, no, don't do this. Don't do this again. Get a surrogate. But like, don't put yourself through that. Don't put yourself through that agony and put your body through that danger.
Ronnie Karam
I know we live in a time where everybody can have babies whenever they want. You know, we have Kenya Moore having a baby at 50 or whatever and, you know, to each their own. I'm very tired. I'm almost 50. I mean, I've always been very tired though, so I can't imagine having a baby when I was like 16, you know, but especially now and then in 20 years or whatever when you have to go visit that kid's college or whatever. No, fuck that. Here's what I say. Just get more mates, you know, just keep getting mates. Just keep treating them well. Teach them, you know, be like your piano classes today.
Ben Mandelker
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Ronnie Karam
Well, for real though, seriously, I just.
Ben Mandelker
Put bonnets on anything, little baby bonnets on anything. Make them your children. But yeah, I agree.
Ronnie Karam
Bring your daughter to work day. It's like. And look, watch the way they can fold a diamond into toilet paper. You go. You show them, honey.
Ben Mandelker
So then we go to Kyle's house, and Kyle is like, hey, Siri, how hot is it gonna be today? It's like, the National Weather Service has issued an excessive warning. Daytime temperatures will hover around 94 degrees, unless you live at home and alone, in which case it will be a cold 55 degrees.
Ronnie Karam
Sorry, this just in. We just got the weather. You're alone.
Ben Mandelker
Sorry, Siri. Sadness with a chance of bleakness.
Ronnie Karam
So Sutton is getting her glam done because I'm going to Dorit's house, and she's having a Fourth of July barbecue party. And they're like, wow, that should be fun. She goes, well, we're gonna play nice. Let's do it for the country. And so then we go to Erica's.
Ben Mandelker
Got a so far, huh? Hasn't worked so far. Playing nice for the country these days in our country. A little political commentary, people. Discord.
Ronnie Karam
So then we go to Erica's cabana, and she's calling Kyle. Cause, you know, it's the housewives thing where they're each calling each other like, are you going to the party? What are you wearing to the party? I'm going to the party. Are you going? Are you gonna wear a bikini or one piece? So we're doing that scene, and Erica's like, are you excited for the day? I just got a couch made out of Nathan's hot dogs from Harbor Furniture. Erica, you're mixing your influencer jobs. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial.
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So, by the way, what was it that Bose said to Kathy and everybody that you told me off camera, but now I'm gonna bring it up on camera because I want to start a. He campaigned against her. Oh, she said you were kind of cool to her. And we see a flashback to the Kathy dinner where Bose is like, she was kind of cold to me. So Kyle's like, I mean, I'm the cold one now. Yeah, you're. Now you're the iceberg. Now I'm the iceberg. Are you saying I'm kind of like the unspoken star of the hit movie Titanic? I mean, I appreciate it as a working actress. I appreciate getting another notch on my IMDb, but that is so mean and also kind of, like, deserving. Because, like, honestly, I am pretty famous.
Ronnie Karam
No, because I'm the ice queen. You. I thought you could be the iceberg and then we could hang out together. Get it? No, but, you know, Kyle has to talk to you because she has no one left, so she just hangs up.
Ben Mandelker
So now we go to her sidekick in iceberg. Doesn't totally make sense, but sure, we'll go with it.
Ronnie Karam
Just their cousin that no one wants to hang out. Just the iceberg lettuce. The head of iceberg lettuce. Just sitting over there like, I don't have any vitamins.
Ben Mandelker
It is funny. The more you think about it, the funnier it gets because you think of Erica being an ice queen on some sort of, like, icy throne with, like, maybe a white fur thing and a scepter and, like, blue crystalline things around her. And then Kyle is an iceberg in the water.
Ronnie Karam
Like, Kyle's just iceberg lettuce floating in the water.
Ben Mandelker
She has a little. She has a little fascinator. That's just a leaf of iceberg lettuce.
Ronnie Karam
So then we go to Dorit's house and she's setting up for her fourth of July party, and there's A snow cone thing and a bouncy house. And so basically, Phoenix comes out, and she's dressed all cute and stuff. She's like, oh, look at the theme. Red, white, and blue. My little beagle. Should we look around and see everything? Let's have a look.
Ben Mandelker
Bebe, don't name your daughter after something that goes on a Fourth of July Hot dog. My little mustard and my pickle. Oh, come over here. Let's look at the bouncy castle, the.
Ronnie Karam
House that PK still has a part of. They'll be out of here.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah.
Ronnie Karam
Who ate my pickle?
Ben Mandelker
Are you allowed to celebrate Fourth of July while also celebrating a fake British accent? This feels like. It feels like it's a mixed message there.
Ronnie Karam
It's a day of sorrow for me and my people.
Ben Mandelker
Well, some of them, we are celebrating independence from my accent, so. So she's like, you know, I've always made a big deal out of holidays with the kids. And then we see these photos, which I can't believe we've never seen photo these photos before, but family photos. First of the four of them dressed like the Addams family and then as the Incredibles, which is funny to see PK dress as Mr. Incredible, because just not someone I would associate with that concept. And then just the photo. The Christmas photos. Like, I had no idea that they were low key doing these family portraits. And now I know even more why Kyle doesn't like to read. Because Kyle likes to be the one that takes the family portrait with her family.
Ronnie Karam
Like, what are all these pictures of Halloween? You know, it's like, really sticking her. So then she's like, oh, my God. It's like all the pictures from the movie Halloween. I'm not in any of them. So then Dorit's guests start coming, and we don't know any of them really. And then Dorit is very sad, waxing about pk. She goes upstairs to change, and she's like, this here. PK is not here. And it definitely feels like there's something missing. I've just left sour cream and onion out on the countertop. Still nothing. It's like coming down on Christmas morning and finding no cookies. Eat him. His Santa did.
Ben Mandelker
And then. So Sutton arrives first. So Dorit goes upstairs to do. She wants to find a necklace. She wants to go upstairs and put on a necklace. So Sutton arrives, and she walks in, and it's just emptiness. There's no one on the first floor. There's some kids running around outside. And Sutton, who is, you know, on top of the fact that she's also very, very all about manners. So the fact that there's no one there to greet her is very offensive, but then she has to also wait is also very offensive. And she just starts muttering to herself. She's like, well, the idea that I would have people come to my house and I'm not there to greet them, or Avi is not there to greet them and someone's just not there. I mean, a roach isn't even here to greet me. I mean, this just boggles my brain.
Ronnie Karam
I guess I'll just wait. I guess I'll just wait. So she sits down, not even on the couch. She's sitting on an end table. What is she sitting on? But she's like, I will not even sit on that couch. God knows what's happened on that couch. So she just sits on, like, a little end table or something and looks like her showy.
Ben Mandelker
A showy display of discomfort. Like, well, I'm not gonna sit on the couch unless I'm invited to sit on the couch. So I'll just find something that I just. I'll be here in the corner minding my own business, because clearly I'm not welcome here. So I don't want to disrupt the seating area too much.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. And, you know, Dorit's upstairs looking for a stupid chain. She's like, I'm just looking for a body chain, and I don't want to lead people downstairs, but I've got to find my chain. And Sutton's just like, well, I guess I'll just sit. No one's here to invite me onto the couch, so I guess I'll sit on this end table. I just don't appreciate this. And then we get a classic Dorit making somebody wait scene where we just see the person get more and more annoyed as the time ticks on on the screen. And now it's 122, and then it's 1 27, and then it's 1 30. And then she sees a kid fall down the inflatable slide. And she's like, I don't know those people. Disgusting.
Ben Mandelker
And now it's 1:35pm and Sutton now has nothing left to do. She's like, I guess she solved Wordle, so now she needs other activities. And she's like, well, I really should study the California map. I was like, wow, things are getting really dire down there. I'm going to study geography while I wait. So now it's.
Ronnie Karam
Now it's 1:39. And so it's basically 20 minutes and still there's no one to greet her. I mean, I can see being annoyed. If she got annoyed at this point, I would be like, okay, I get it. But she walked in annoyed, you know, like, how could you not have somebody to greet me? Quiet down over there. You're. You're lucky that the house is even still standing and hasn't been taken yet by the bank. Okay.
Ben Mandelker
I. I honestly think, like, yes, she was being a little fussy, like, really leading into the manners aspect of I should be greeted. But I think that, honestly, after five minutes, I think you, like, you have every right to be extremely annoyed that you're just sitting there. I mean, you could even say after three minutes, if you're just sitting there in someone's house, they haven't even come down to say hello, and you're just. You're like. Like, what do I do? I'm just gonna sit here? I mean, a lot of people would just say, hey, Dorit, I'm here, or text her, or whatever. So there is that aspect of it. But making. Making someone just wait downstairs for 10 minutes, let alone the horror, the whole. It's crazy. I think it's. I think it's totally disrespectful.
Ronnie Karam
Well, there's also a whole party outside that Sutton's just like, I'm not talking to those people. I mean, if I was at that party, I would have gone out and been like, hello, I'm Mayorani. Is this your baby? Let me hold it. Anyone want to take a picture of us? I'll take your vote in September. Thank you. Voting is in November, sir. Not for my election.
Ben Mandelker
I know you'd be. Let's. Let's be honest. You would be holding all those babies. You would have been hugging.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, I mean, it's a party. You know, you go in and you say hi to everybody. But it's setting, so she's like, well, I guess I'll just sit here with a stick firmly planted up my butthole, and I will wait on an end table.
Ben Mandelker
I would do the same thing because I'm like, I don't want to go outside and talk to make conversation with a child or the child's mother or whatever. I'm just. I'm going to sit in the air conditioning inside because it's 100 degrees out.
Ronnie Karam
@ the very least, it's a chance to go through someone's shit. You know what I mean? Or if it's your enemy, you can start planting evidence around their house for your murder. I mean, I Don't know. Put their wallet. Put your wallet in their, like, vegetable bin in their fridge. And then later, she could be like, someone stole my wallet. Wait a minute. It's by the iceberg in the fridge. And Colin will be like, wait a minute now.
Ben Mandelker
Well, one thing, though, is that Dorit's mom, we find out in a little bit, is actually there. So was Dorit's mom upstairs? Because it seems like Sutton knows Dorit's mom. So Sutton could have gone up to Dorit's mom and started chatting with her and having small talk, but honestly, yes, she could do all these things. It's still wrong. I'm sorry. It's so wrong. Because if I go to someone's house and then I have to make 20 minutes of small talk with someone I don't really know, but I, like, met, passing. Like, I would be like, oh, my God, this is so annoying. This sucks. I'm mad now. Yeah.
Ronnie Karam
I can't even.
Ben Mandelker
I can't sugarcoat it. I would be mad.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. I wouldn't care. So Dorit's like, I just need another chain. I need one that says mama. So she wears one that says mama. You know? So then now Kyle is there, and, you know, first of all, you know that the mom called Dorit upstairs and was like, the bitch is here. And she's like, oh, let's make her wait. You know, fulfilling that. They knew very well that Sutton was there and just made her wait. The mom's like, don't make me go out there alone. She's like, okay, so now Carl's there, and she's like, should I wear this? I'm feeling self conscious. Should I put a shirt over my sleeveless? This thing? I mean, I just didn't get a spray down.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. And then she sees that there's, like, this. This tur. This table. Not a turtle. There's a table right in the middle of the foyer, and it has all these photos of PK and Dorit. And she's like, oh, man. What is this? A shrine? This looks like an anniversary party. And so I was like, oh, I didn't even see this. I didn't know I was even allowed to look at it because I had no one here to greet me, to show me what I can and cannot look at in this household. So I've just been sitting here in the corner of the couch, like, listen, I still have pictures up of Mo and me also, but, like, not at a roundtable as you enter the home. Okay? Like, there's, like, a shrine to bk seems like a little strange.
Ronnie Karam
I mean, okay, but weren't you mad that Mauricio changed one picture in his own office? Weren't you just crying about that for three episodes?
Ben Mandelker
I have to assume that Dorit has kept those pictures up there because she wants to keep normalcy for the children. Honestly, I think she does it so.
Ronnie Karam
When Wells Fargo comes to take back the house, she can go. He's the one. You need to be chasing him. It's this one right here.
Ben Mandelker
So Kyle's like, so have you said hiya to Dorit? She's like, to whom? And then she like, son's like, look. Look at all this emptiness. So then Dorit's still upstairs, and she has now chosen her chain, and the change has chosen is one that says mama. Yeah. She's like, I wish I had another chain.
Ronnie Karam
So then Sutton is still being ignored because now Kyle goes to talk to Dorit when Dorit comes downstairs, and Sutton's like, well, I'll just sit here and do the same thing I've been doing. Stewing. Glad I could come. Glad. Can I leave now? Can I go now? I have never been so offended. Goddamn. While I'm leaving, I'm leaving. Not quite, but she will get there soon. So Kyle's doing the whole like, oh, my God, look at all the pictures of PK Jesus Christ. I mean, it looks like biscuits cooking. Could you just take all these pictures down? I'm trying not to eat carbs right now. She's like, thanks for making me look at it, Kyle.
Ben Mandelker
Thanks a lot.
Ronnie Karam
And so Dorit talks a little bit to the mom. You know, the mom comes in and says hi. And Dorit's like, well, seeing Kyle and Sutton be the first to arrive at the party is a little bit awkward. They were definitely not my first choice to arrive. In the spirit of having fun, that's.
Ben Mandelker
Exactly what we're going to do, by the way. 3. Look how cute. Look how cute Sutton's bag is. Look like, oh, my God, it's a bag. Look, we're bringing. We're bringing it with the patriot. And sun's like, well, we're trying to bring the red, white, and blue look. And dude's like, oh, I'm sorry, this is so kind of you. And she takes the bag away, like, sort of jokingly like, this is mine now, because, you know, they're all obsessed with bags. And she's like, well, I think you owe it to me. And Sutton's like smiling like, ha ha ha. She goes, I most certainly do not she's like, no, you most certainly do. And then it becomes clear that Dorit may not actually be joking. She's actually being serious and holding onto that bag way longer than it needs to be held onto.
Ronnie Karam
Listen, you're one. You're the only one out of the three of us that hasn't had expensive purses stolen for insurance purposes. Your turn. It's like, nope, you better get that back.
Ben Mandelker
I mean, even though today is all about having fun, I can't ignore the tension between Sutton and I. Last time I saw Sutton, she interrupted me when I poured my heart out about Jagar. And then we see a flashback to her saying, and so, ladies and gentlemen, my children, they asked me, are mommy and daddy getting a divorce? Well, I'm so sorry. This has been a lovely conversation, but we have to get back out on that one on one freeway. Okay, let's get into the sprinter van.
Ronnie Karam
Well, I was in the middle of a story. Well, we have to go. And what's her buns. Sutton said on the after show that production made her do that because Dorit was sitting there giving a soliloquy, and they were like, gotta get on the road, people. And Dorit knows that and she's still giving Sutton shit for it. Dun, dun, dun.
Ben Mandelker
Shady.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, I mean, just. But, like, even without knowing that, put your pain in a capsule, you know what I mean? Logline it. Okay. Pretend that. Just give me the elevator pitch. Give me the elevator pitch of what's going on with you and Jagger. Okay. For Christ's sake.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, yeah. Kids asked about divorce. Didn't know what to say. Little weird. All right, got it. Understood.
Ronnie Karam
So she's like, well, I'd be prepared to forget about most things that Sutton has done or said to me if she gives me this handbag. That bitch has a tight ass grip, so she won't give it up. So now they go outside and Garcelle comes and kind of trips and she's like, whoa, jeez.
Ben Mandelker
Biggest nightmare for any real Housewife is tripping and falling on camera. I don't know what I would have done if Carousel had fallen over. I don't think I would have liked to have seen that.
Ronnie Karam
Because they can't get back up. Their pants are too tight. Like, their clothes are too tight. Like, at one point, when Sutton throws down her little tiara or whatever later and Carl goes to pick it up, I mean, that was one of the best parts of the show for me, watching Kyle try to bend down to get that thing. She's like.
Ben Mandelker
It is Such a funny concept. When Sutton threw the tiara on the ground and Kyle had to pick it up. I mean, just saying that alone is kind of hilarious.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah.
Ben Mandelker
So Garcelle. So Garcelle arrives, and then we get this random shot, which was so funny, of Phoenix doing a grand jete. And then all the women are, like, clapping. I just love the random moment of ballet happening in back arabisque that's still.
Ronnie Karam
Coming to my house. When I was a little kid, any of my parents friends, look what I can do.
Ben Mandelker
Grand jetes.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, I did it for a while. I thought I was a ballet dancer for a while because I saw him on tv and my mom was like, you could do anything, honey. And it's the kind of confidence that gets people put in jail. You know, just show up on a stage one day. It's me.
Ben Mandelker
Randall Baryshnikov. I still. I still do many grand jetes and arabesques and patmas for Dom. I don't do them very well, but, you know, I try to be a little dancer myself every now and then.
Ronnie Karam
Oh, there you go. Keep it in the bedroom.
Ben Mandelker
It's mainly in the kitchen while I'm cooking.
Ronnie Karam
Don't say game. Okay.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. I have to say, my lines could use work. So Garcelle is so. Garcelle's like, oh, Sutton, what are you drinking, honey? And she goes, oh, it's some watermelon something. Oh, is there alcohol in it? Yes. Okay. Gotcha. The nut tons. So it seems like it's just like, a little patter. Then Dorit goes, oh, didn't you ask Sutton what she's drinking? And you asked, is there alcohol in it?
Ronnie Karam
I mean, honestly, I thought that was funny personally. And then Sutton's like, oh, Dorit, shut up. You are such a bitch.
Ben Mandelker
She's like, excuse me?
Ronnie Karam
And don't say there's alcohol and there's alcohol in it. I mean, don't start with that. It's not nice. It's not nice.
Ben Mandelker
So sounds like Dorit has never apologized for perpetuating a rumor or a myth that I have some sort of drinking problem just because I have alcohol with every single beverage I have every single day. And then we see a montage of Dorit saying, gee, Sutton is a drinker, and I would not be surprised if she pours a little vodka in her coffee in the morning.
Ronnie Karam
I mean, that shit's funny to me. It's always been funny to me. I don't care. And also, while everybody's so infuriated about this, let's not forget who brought this story up in the first place was Kyle. This is Kyle who made this insinuation to start. So Sutton's like, that is just hurtful, you know? And. And two, it's not true. And now she's just being a bitch to be a bitch. So Dre is like, well, if you could do me a fever and not call me a beach in my own home.
Ben Mandelker
This becomes a real sticking point. So he goes, well, don't start with the vodka stuff. It's not nice. And I'm. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. So Dorit's like, sutton, I'm not looking to argue with you with. With what I just said. I just said, don't call me a bitch in my home, for fuck's sake.
Ronnie Karam
Well, I'm so sick of fighting with you. Thank you for having me. Seriously, thank you for having me. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. Well, I'll just call you bitch and go, is that what we're doing now? And I'm out. I am out. Is anybody gonna follow me? Because I am leaving. I'm leaving right now. Who gave her that little tiara, by the way? She wasn't wearing that when she got there, was she? I just wearing this little gold tiara the whole time.
Ben Mandelker
I think the tiara somehow arrived between the living room and the cabana. Like, they clearly walked through some sort of children thing or another, and the tiara was placed. I. But, like, clearly, if the way I read it, just because I know how I operate, and I, unfortunately, am, as we've already kind of discussed, a much more aligned with Sutton and her emotional swings than I'd like to admit. This is not about the alcohol. This was her being still pissed that she waited 40 minutes before Dorit even acknowledged her. And so she was so mad about that, that just, like, the alcohol thing was just something that she could, like, grasp onto and just explode on.
Ronnie Karam
Well, she does get super mad when you talk about her drinking, though. And you know who else does that, which is odd? Alcoholics. So anyway, Kyle's like, sutton, please don't go. Please don't go outside. And she's like, why?
Ben Mandelker
Why?
Ronnie Karam
I'm not gonna get anywhere with her. I'm not gonna do this. I mean it. I mean it. I am leaving. I'll leave in as much time as she made me wait. Okay? That's how long this walkout's gonna take.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. So Garcelle's like, well, you know, she sounds a little sensitive after the Coffee, vodka remark. She's also probably drunk from her breakfast. Dorit's like, well, I'm a little sensitive. Garcelle. She was like, well, that being said, can I get a watermelon vodka?
Ronnie Karam
Garcelle's like, I don't care. Just bring me one. Bring me one. Also, Dorit's the one who saw no problem when she across the table went, you know what, Camille? You're a stupid. Cut fitness.
Ben Mandelker
Whatever she said.
Ronnie Karam
And now she's like, you've calling me a bitch in my own home.
Ben Mandelker
But it wasn't in Camille's home.
Ronnie Karam
So silly. I hate that rule. You can't call me a bitch in my own home. Then don't be a bitch in your own home. Like, what do you want me to do? You don't. You don't get free reign just because it's your house to abuse me and call me an alcoholic. How dare you, ma'am?
Ben Mandelker
Not on America's birthday. So Dorit's like, are you kidding me? Garcelle and Kyle are running after her. Not even a thought, not even a consideration from either one of them. No run after little crybaby. Make sure you have a drink in your hand. Well, you know, that's. That's fine and good, but also, we just watched, like, five years of you guys all doing this with each other to anyone who, like, disrupted the Fox Force five. So now you get to see what it feels like for us.
Ronnie Karam
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Ronnie Karam
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Ben Mandelker
Reese's.
Ronnie Karam
Reese's. Hey, get out of here, you little stinker. Reese's. Reese's. Reese's.
Ben Mandelker
Peanut Butter Cups.
Ronnie Karam
That breathy one sounded very creepy. Am I right? So three. It's like, lordy, have mercy. So now Sutton's almost made it to the front door, and Kyle's running after her, you know, in those tight ass jeans. Like, hold on, hold on. You just hear, I'm trying to run, but it's really hard. Can we just talk? Can we just talk for one second? It's like, what? What? Garcelle's like, listen, I know you didn't want to come here, and you were the bigger person. You came. Good for you. I'd like to celebrate it by awarding you a drink with alcohol in it. Here you go.
Ben Mandelker
It's all right. I've already had six. Listen, if she's gonna fucking do this shit, I'm gonna go. So Carcel's like, no, I get it. I get it. So I haven't heard sudden talk like this. She's. She's pissed, and I think wasted, and I think it's because she wasn't getting along with Dorit, but she still wanted to take the high road, and she came. And then this is how you're coming at her. I'm like, okay. I think Dorit was shitty for making Sutton wait. I think this thing about the booze. Dorit's reference was so subtle, so minor, I didn't even pick up on it until Garcelle made a big scene about it. I was like, I. I thought Dorit was asking for clarification of what Garcelle asked. Like, it was such a small. If that was a dig. It was so small. And the fact that. That Sutton is, like, losing her mind over it. And I'm often team Sudden with these stupid little fights. But, like, I'm sorry. This is too much.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, it's a lot. I love when Garcelle says the most obvious thing to the audience, but acts like she's just solved a mystery. She's like, I think that Sutton might be offended because she wanted to take the high road, but now Dorit's acting like this. Oh, wow, that's good. You're very sensible.
Ben Mandelker
But I like. I like how Garcelle tries to start talking Sutton down. She goes, listen, it was a bad joke. And, you know, she's not good at jokes. She can't do jokes. She's very bad at jokes. You know, she's bad timing. Just. It's not good. She needs to go to Groundlings or something. You know, it's her. She's just trying.
Ronnie Karam
She is not joking. So Bose comes up in a crazy dress. I don't know where half these people are going on this show, but she shows up in like a little baby blue kind of like wedding cocktail dress. And she's like, hello, it's me. And she goes, excuse me, bitches. And they're like, oh, no. Oh, no, don't use that word today. We're not going to start with that word.
Ben Mandelker
They literally are like, that word just started a bunch of shit. And it should be noted at this point, Sutton, Kyle, and Garcelle are gathered at a little bench right by the front door. So they're all clustered right there. So Bose is like, what's going on here? So then Sutton's like, ah, it's too much. So she slinks away from the bench.
Ronnie Karam
And there's a little hide behind the corner.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, I think it's like the hallway to the classroom or something like that. So she's I'm gonna stand here.
Ronnie Karam
She goes to hide in the hallway. It's so fucking funny. And so Boz is like, what's going on? You started something. I sell. She goes, no, why are you saying me? She goes, I was just joking. I said, bitches. No, no, don't say it. So Dorit comes in and she's like, oh, posie. And hugs her. And she's like, honestly, perfect timing. I was waiting for normal to arrive and good energy. And then my little Easter Easter egg game. Thank you.
Ben Mandelker
So Kyle's like, guys, can we just like, try to hit the reset button maybe? And Garcelle's like, it was just a really bad joke. She's like, no. And I know you're sensitive, Sutton. I know this feeling. Like, we know this feeling. And she goes, well, what she did last year, what she put me through. No, no, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.
Ronnie Karam
Go. I am gonna go. So Garcelle's like, we understand. We really do. I was being nice about getting that nasty ass watermelon drink. It was terrible. Grantel's like, oh, it's not good. I just ordered one.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, I mean, it was such a weak drink. What's even the point of having it?
Ronnie Karam
So she's like, well, just hang on now. Can't we just all get another nasty drink? Come on. And it's like, I am done.
Ben Mandelker
I am done.
Ronnie Karam
Sutton just suttoning. So then Sutton rips off her gold here and throws it on the floor. She's like, that thing is stupid. And Garcelle's like, a kid can get hurt with that. Sutton, please, please, let's be serious.
Ben Mandelker
The last thing this world needs is more kid on tiara violence. So Sutton's like, fine, I'll go pick it up. So Cal said, no, I'll do it. I'll do it. I need to do a squat. So they go pick up this tiara and everything. And Garcelle's like, all right, listen, Sutton, would you be willing to talk to do reach? Because no, no, I'm not gonna talk to her. I'm not gonna give her the satisfaction of knowing her dis about me. And that watermelon drink got to me because it did not most certainly get to me whatsoever. So she's like, but what if she apologizes?
Ronnie Karam
And Carl's like, I'll say something. I'll do it. I'll say something. So now she's going to talk to dorit. And she's like, oh, my God. It's not lost on me that Sutton was berating me for leaving Bose's wellness day, and now she wants to walk out. She does that thing with her head and crosses her eyes. Yeah, but she was berating you because you were be rating her in the first place for doing walkouts. See, it's, like, hard to find where this all begins. Like, who was the first immature storm out? You know, we have to go all the way back in history.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, but that being said, Sutton was the one who most recently said that you can't be storming out. I mean, Sutton's a hypocrite. Let's.
Ronnie Karam
I mean, yeah, Sutton's a big.
Ben Mandelker
She did the whole sisterhood thing. Don't storm out. And then she's the first one to betray the sisterhood and, you know, storm out. So we get it.
Ronnie Karam
But this shit's funny. I don't care. I love it. And I love a housewife walkout. I love. Especially this show this season. They're doing them where they never really walk off. They just walk to a different room. I will sit right here. I'm gonna be by the front door. I'm gonna show her. I'm gone.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, this whole thing of them all clustered by that front door and the throwing the tiara and the back and forth, it actually, I was like, this show is starting to approach a little bit of some Salt lake city Chaos. And Beverly Hills never goes in that space. So I was really, really enjoying the silliness that was happening here, this foyer fight.
Ronnie Karam
So now we go to Kyle and Dorit. So she's like, can I talk to you for a second? I don't think she's gonna stay without some encouragement from you. And I don't know if you want to do that or not. It's like, well, it sounds like the two of you more than anyone are going to be the people that are going to get her to now. It's certainly not gonna be me. She called me a beach. And guess where she did it. In me own home. What would Jennifer Lopez think? What would Marc Anthony think? Sure, this isn't their home, but I've lived in one of their homes. They'd be very upset that someone at their former address has been called a beach in their own home.
Ben Mandelker
Do me a favor. Don't do that sisterhood. Remind her of that, that she's the one who's pledging the sisterhood. So Dorit then walks away. She's like, my cooler friend is here now, so I'm gonna hang out with Bose. So Dorit then goes, I mean, she called me a bitch in my own home. I should be kicking her out, but, gee, instead, she's the victim. I wasn't the one who brought this up last year. And then we go to a flashback of last year of Kyle, Garcelle, Dorit, Crystal, Camille, Grammer, everyone standing around Kyle's bar and talking about Sutton's drinking and Garcelle saying, do you think there's something wrong with her? And this is your moment where Kyle says, like, well, I don't know. I don't know if it's your first drink or your fifth. So, yep, it was Kyle who started it. I mean, we knew that, but it was. It was nice to see the validation right there.
Ronnie Karam
But you know what? It's also set in just drinking too much and getting mad and having fits. I mean, I think if. Listen, as someone who often drinks too much and cries a lot and has fits, when someone asks me if I have a problem with alcohol, I just say, my only problem is that my glass is empty. Could you please fix that? Like, I don't care. Like, who cares? I mean, I just had a drunken fit. Now's not the time to cry about it. You know what I mean? I think you shouldn't be so defensive about someone making an alcohol joke.
Ben Mandelker
I think if. If someone called me an alcoholic, I would just respond with, like, a sonja Morgan tagline. I would just be like, I have a taste for luxury, and luxury has a taste for me.
Ronnie Karam
Or just burping their face. You know, keep it simple.
Ben Mandelker
Or just say, you know, I'm often on top, but sometimes I like being a bottom. The people like, wait, okay, this doesn't have anything to do with anything, but I'm just gonna back away slowly.
Ronnie Karam
So Dorit's like, why are you making such a huge deal of rejuke? Unless, of course, there's something very big underneath the surface.
Ben Mandelker
The sofas.
Ronnie Karam
Oh, so far.
Ben Mandelker
Like an iceberg. I'm an iceberg.
Ronnie Karam
Well, why isn't it then? Why isn't it kind of a joke that she said, shut up, bitch? I mean, who cares? Like, why is it. Why are you taking the word bitch so seriously? I don't know. Everyone's so ridiculous. And that's why I love this show, because it literally becomes the entire episode fighting over the stupid stuff. And Sutton, Guess what Sutton's saying, I'll give you $100 if you can guess. You can't. She's going, I am leaving.
Ben Mandelker
I'm leaving Gongo.
Ronnie Karam
I am leaving Gongo. I am Gongo. Hello. Hey, does anyone have a little sticker that says, hello, my name is. Because mom would say, hello, my name is Gongo.
Ben Mandelker
Hi. I just chartered a plane to Africa because I'm gonna go visit the Republic of Gongo.
Ronnie Karam
So, no, I'm sorry, that would be. If I wanted you to stay, I'd say, please, you can't go. No, I'm Gongo.
Ben Mandelker
No.
Ronnie Karam
Congo. Congo. Congo. Damn it. Beat me.
Ben Mandelker
My own game. So then this is. I mean, this whole episode is kind of playing like some sort of stage farce, right? Because it's crazy. And then the door swings open, and here's Erica to make her entrance. She's like, hello, everyone. Wait a second. What's everyone doing here in the foyer?
Ronnie Karam
I'm wearing two straw braids that were furnished by Nathan's Harbor. Everybody. Hey, Betchel.
Ben Mandelker
Okay, everyone, don't hug me. I got body makeup on. So what's going on here? What's everyone talking about? Why are you all sitting on a bench here by the foyer?
Ronnie Karam
And Sutton's just like, I'm gonna go. And Erica's like, oh, my God, I haven't even gotten past the front dogs. And some of these audience. I don't want this. I just want a hot dog. My one scaly hot dog.
Ben Mandelker
Where is it?
Ronnie Karam
Where is it?
Ben Mandelker
Okay, so what's going on? Tell me it quickly. Because I gotta get to the hot dog. And Son's like, well, do brought up the whole vodka thing. She's oh, yeah, yeah. You being an alcoholic and a drunk. Well, we all know that, you know, and she's like, well, and I do appreciate it, and I don't. I don't appreciate it, I should say. And I don't want to perpetuate the myth that I don't want to be around someone, and I don't want to be around someone who's going to do that. Sorry, I can't speak straight because I'm a little drunk right now. But you know what I'm saying?
Ronnie Karam
The myth. The myth that Sutton's a drunk. So now Kathy comes in and she's like, hello. And meanwhile, Boaz is like, is that Kathy? Why is everybody over there by the door? Because that's what Sutton does. She gets him upset, calls you a bitch, and then gets him to surround front door. Well, I feel like I don't want to be left out. I'm gonna go over there. I'm going. So she comes in there and she's like, can we all just enter the house? Well, she's leaving. She said, now listen, here's what I want. My once a year hot dog.
Ben Mandelker
And at this point, I'm like waiting for Jennifer Tilly to walk in. Jennifer Tilly's like, MIA all of a sudden, because it's like. It's like it felt like every two seconds someone else is walking through the door.
Ronnie Karam
Like, I'm here. Wait, what's going on?
Ben Mandelker
So Bo's like, it's just, you know, like, why don't you just come into the house? It's like, I am not comfortable here. She's like, yeah, she was in the house. Now she's leaving the house. Apparently she's just trying to get her to either go out the door or just come back in through the porch. But we're kind of stuck in this foyer place right now.
Ronnie Karam
We're waiting for the prop woman to give us a bottle of Tito's to leave in the driveway. So she actually makes it out the front door. No offense.
Ben Mandelker
It's her own kind of Hansel and Gretel moment. Just leave a little trail of vodka on the gravel.
Ronnie Karam
This little blue cheese olives along the ground all the way to Sutton's house. It's the only way she gets her exercise. So then Bose is like, well, come on. The congregate here at the front. It's like Dorit is hosting a party in here. Can we Go to the party. And Garcelle goes, oh, stop being Dorit's spokesperson. Okay, ma'am in charge of the office of the Strak. I don't think you're really in the place.
Ben Mandelker
But yeah, Garcelle rarely has, like, a really strong hypocrite moment, but this was one of them. And Bose is like, girl, I am not dried spokesperson. Sounds like it. Well, it looks rude. And all right, you know what? You want a cuddler, then you cuddle her. So Bose is like, I am pissed that these ladies don't have any couth to at least get up.
Ronnie Karam
How she said it made me laugh. I even said it to Bueller today. I was like, bueller, get some couth.
Ben Mandelker
They don't have any couth to at least get up and come into the party and behave like civilized people.
Ronnie Karam
So now Kyle's like, I mean, at this point, it's just, like, actually annoying because, like, once again, Bose's team to read without knowing any backstory. And she just comes in and automatically defends to read without knowing anything. Like, you're gonna scold me? And Bose is like, well, I just said, like, nobody needs to cuddle her. And Dorit's like, did you say that? Did you say nobody needs to cuddle that alcoholic? She's like, no. Should I try again?
Ben Mandelker
Please? Yes, because she's being cuddled. You're the hostess at the party, and it looks rude for everybody to be over there when they could actually be over here. Now, Bose is correct. Although also this. I mean, this foyer is really like, the ground zero for. For issues about etiquette. Because, yes, it is rude that they're there in the foyer and they should be coming into the party, but it was also rude that they were there in the foyer and the host didn't come down to greet them. So, I mean, and they're also all.
Ronnie Karam
Being rude by sitting there, like, slinging around the F word and the B word when there's children in the house. Like, if we're just gonna start clutching our pearls, I can clutch them with the best of them. And I love when Sutton's like, she needs to stop that fucking shit. I want some more fucking manners.
Ben Mandelker
I think we could just safely say these are just all a bunch of rude people.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, it's Beverly Hills. That's what's so funny about it. And I think one of classic things that keeps people coming back is that Beverly Hills, they're rich. So everybody assumes that means they're classy. No, they're trashy. This is Los Angeles. This is trash with money, okay? And that's why it's so funny, because they all think they know what manners are, and you all don't know manners. And dorit. You say you know manners. You're married to P.K. i mean, if that guy's not a stain on a tablecloth.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, if. If you hit big time while Will and Grace was still in the. Still on the air, then you're not. You're not old money. And they are. This is just some nouveau riche shit that's going down, and I love it. It's amazing.
Ronnie Karam
Classic.
Ben Mandelker
Although, actually, Sutton's. Sutton seems like she's sort of old money maybe. Oh, no, she's not. I think actually her family is, like, middle class. And then she married old money, right? But she just ax. Old money.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, they made money, I think while they were together. They made. They built their empire. So, Sutton, guess what? Sutton say this is. It's nice to actually have Sutton have a change of topic, at least in this episode. She goes, I am leaving. I'm leaving. I'm not gonna stay here. I'm gonna go.
Ben Mandelker
Well, she's now doing the thing of, like. Well, now I've ruined the whole party. I've had a tantrum. I threw a tiara. I've ruined it. I'm gonna go. I'm embarrassed. I'm gonna. You haven't ruined it. You're drunk. Come on, let's go to the back. She's like, no, I'm out. I'm gone.
Ronnie Karam
Go.
Ben Mandelker
Okay, I want to leave right now. And I've had it with Dorit. She has gone after me for years. I'm sorry that your business is failed and mine have not. I'm sorry that you can't have a clean divorce, and I have. I'm sorry for all of your problems, but your problems are not my problems, and I do not want to be your punching bag. I am just tired of it.
Ronnie Karam
And this is where Sutton loses people. She's such an asshole. Like, what are you even talking about? First of all, your business is not doing great. You're selling jumpsuits that say name them, for, like, God knows how much money. Your store in West Hollywood is closed. I think she opened one in Texas or something. But you're doing that all with husband money. I mean, come on, lady, give me a break. Sorry your businesses can't last. I mean, come on. You own Sutton.
Ben Mandelker
It's you. You type in Sutton right now on her store in West Hollywood closed. Temporarily closed.
Ronnie Karam
But I have a website. Well, guess what? So does Beverly Beach. You want to start that one?
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. So does gna. But yeah. And honestly, like, it's fine if your business doesn't succeed, but if you're gonna, like, actually act like you're a better person because your business has succeeded when actually your business is quote, unquote, temporarily closed, then come on now. But that being said, love it. I love an.
Ronnie Karam
You know what? I was searching for businesses that also have websites, and I searched Crowd by Aileen, too, and that did not not show up. It just showed up that it closed. But guess what does have a website. A lean too. She just kept a lean too. She just kicked Kyle off of it. You go, Aileen.
Ben Mandelker
She's like, it's not Alien 2. It's a lean only.
Ronnie Karam
Aileen too good for Kyle. And she sells little kids shoes with, like, rainbow unicorn horn straps and glitter shoes and, you know, a couple of caftans. So you go, aileen, too. So how dare you disparage Aileen?
Ben Mandelker
II Sutton, I want to know about Shahadi. What's her name? Shahadi. Shahidi. Kyle by Shahidi.
Ronnie Karam
Oh, Kyle by Shah. Kyle by Shahad. Right, Kyle, I don't remember.
Ben Mandelker
Kyle by Shahida, the loungewear queen.
Ronnie Karam
Kyle by Shahida is still around. You can get it@kylebyshahida.com. okay, loungewear dresses, red jackets, eye patch things.
Ben Mandelker
Floppy pajamas.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. Robes with Paris on them or something. No kimonos. Wow, she went down the kimono route. Interesting. Oh, yeah, whole kimono line. Okay, so Kathy's like, did she really leave? And Garcelle's like, well, yeah, she did. Can I at least get a hot dog somewhere in O.C. emily's like, they're coming up for my lines.
Ben Mandelker
Emily's so mad. So now Dorit's talking with her guests and everything. And then Garcelle gets her hot dog. I swear to God, if we mention hot dogs one more time, I'm gonna have to get a hot dog after this podcast. I am, like, craving one so badly. So Kyle's like, oh, my God, a cheeseburger. Amazing. Did I tell you that, like, my niece is, like, marriage hat burger era? Yeah. So kids are jumping in the pool, and Kathy's like, by the way, I brought a swimsuit with me, thinking that we were gonna go swimming. And then Rick goes, that swimsuit is way out of line.
Ronnie Karam
Way too sexy, Kath. Way too sexy. So then she sees some churros and she's like, oh, those look good. What are those, tacos? Save me Some of those. Save me some of those. So now Erica and Garcelle are talking, and basically they're regathering in that backyard area. And so Erica's like, why'd the bitch leave? And Garcelle's like, well, she didn't feel welcomed. And Dorit's like, how am I supposed to feel in my own home that she called me a beach in my own home?
Ben Mandelker
Somewhere in the hills of Encina, we hear an echo saying, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.
Ronnie Karam
I'm gonna go.
Ben Mandelker
The two of them are just gonna say those two things over and over again. A. In my own home.
Ronnie Karam
Well, you did lead the charge, dorit, when you said, of course there's vodka in her drink. And both goes, oh, well. And that equals calling her a bitch in the house. I mean, come on. Bitch in the house, alcoholic. Two different things.
Ben Mandelker
Somebody walks in my house and calls me a bitch, I say, those are fighting words, and would you like to be my baby? And Kathy says, well, I don't think any of us are mean girls. I mean, maybe I'm just used to it. I'm like, yeah, you kind of have, like, the most famous, like, mean girl daughter of all time. Not saying that Paris is mean, but she just sort of, like, is the image. I don't know why I'm suddenly, like, hedging that. I'm like, I mean, sorry, guys. Sorry. Paris is really nice, guys. So Erica is like, well, we. You are.
Ronnie Karam
We are.
Ben Mandelker
We're all mean girls, you know? Excuse me.
Ronnie Karam
I need to check on my BB's and see if they can still look me in the eye after I've been called a beach in my own home. Come to me.
Ben Mandelker
Unfortunately, Jagger is being transported to the hospital after he stepped on a tiara. It's very sad. So big gash in that foot. Where's my one kosher hot dog for the year? God damn it. Garcelle's like, can I get another watermelon drink, please? It was actually really good.
Ronnie Karam
So Erica goes up to the hot dog bar, and she's like, one of those relish or is it just pickles? Hey, mister, I'm gonna steal your hot dog. I'm gonna say the same thing to you as I said to Tom's ex. Stealing your hot dog, bitch. Stay in line. Hate me later. Sorry, it's my once again hot dog. Tim.
Ben Mandelker
That should be the name of her next album. Hate me later.
Ronnie Karam
So once you're hot dog should be the name of her next album.
Ben Mandelker
Hit me later. There's a guy dressed in, like, mustard dancing in the background. Like, look, I think it's great that y'all were there to support, but I think again, in the spirit of sisterhood, can we all just rally around Dorit? And Garcelle's like, well, where was your spirit of sisterhood when you came over to us and called us rude? I'm like, okay, Garcelle, that's. She was not. You're being ridiculous.
Ronnie Karam
They're all ridiculous today. I love it. And Bose goes, that is being a sister that's coming to tell you to check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Ben Mandelker
Well, I feel like every time you're telling us what to do, about to read, and you don't know what you don't know about the whole situation either, she goes, well, let me. Let me just put things in relative terms, all right? I call things as I see them, Gooth. Well, so do we.
Ronnie Karam
So do we pie chart Google sheets. You know what I'm saying? Okay, so Erica's like, all right, Garcelle, who's been up Sutton's ass and been her spokesperson since she got here a few years ago. And Erica's back on Broadway, so she's got red leather gloves, and she's doing a lot of Broadway hand things. She's like, falsy falsey, falsy falsey.
Ben Mandelker
And then we see some of Garcelle's greatest hits as a mouthpiece, which I can't believe we went back to Diana Jenkins land with Diana. Be like, you want a new villain? And Sutton's like, like, I'm very sorry about being on bed rest. Oh, your soul is so fake. And Garzel goes, diana, that's kind of shitty. Oh, are you her bodyguard? I was like, ooh, I forgot how awful Diana was.
Ronnie Karam
She was the worst. So, you know, I mean, she has a point. Bose is up Dorit's ass, but Garcelle is also up Sutton's ass. So it's a weird fight. It's a weird proxy war, but I love this kind of little argument between Bows and Gar. At the end of the day, neither one of them care. They're just like, whatever. So they kind of fight it out. And Garcelle's like, well, it seems like you're one sided. I mean, did you not say that she has not been welcoming to you? And she goes, well, yeah, I mean, it's not like I think that Kyle's a cold hearted bitch. I didn't say that. I just said we haven't connected. And Kyle's getting off. She's like, okay, it's my turn, it's my turn. So she starts, like shaking her face a little and she's like, I mean, it's funny that you said that because actually I felt the complete opposite. Like at times, the times we spent together, I actually did feel like we had a great connection. Okay, roll the clips, Roll the clips. And it's Kyle being like, hi, Bose.
Ben Mandelker
You see, it's all like this light, superficial stuff. Like, I like your picture frame. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, it's nice. See, we did connect. So. So Kyle is like, she's Kyle's like, I was just like really surprised to hear that and like, just like really hurt my feelings. Well, part of the reason I asked Kathy, because, you know, the way of it is just that, like the reason why I thought you were cold and, you know, I didn't want. It felt like I didn't want to know you. I wouldn't have asked shit. And I feel like I've had deep conversations with almost everybody and I haven't necessarily had that with you. And so that feeling for me is like, oh, Kyle's a little distant. She's a little cold. Like, Kyle is not distant. She's not cold. She just has a very vapid personality. And you're just not going to get a deep conversation out of her. That's it. That's all.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, you need to talk about person, you know?
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, shopping. She can shop anywhere, guys.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, talk about Birkins and she'll be there. So Bose is like, the vibes aren't vibing with Kyle. Okay? She's not opened up to me. There's no warmth. I just. What do I do with that? I mean, there's nothing to do. Give me something to work with here. This is a television show. Okay. Is this an improv class? A solo. I'm not doing it. And so then we see where Kyle visited Bose in bed. Like, that's supposed to be a great example of Kyle being warm. But Kyle was only there to turn bows against Dorit in the first place, so that didn't really work.
Ben Mandelker
She was sort of snappy. She was sort of snappy with her too.
Ronnie Karam
And so I know this fight is stupid, but I think that Bo's going to Kyle's sister and shit talking her sister was shitty. I think that was shitty. And I think Kyle was like, look, it hurt my feelings. You want to talk to my sister, that's not cool to do. And if you have an issue or you want to get closer to me. Why don't you call me, talk to me about stuff? Like, I think that. But Kyle just doesn't know how to argue. Argue, you know? So now Kyle is turning it into, like, well, but I am warm, and here's why I'm warm.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, I don't think I agree. I actually. I feel like we didn't really clock it at the moment because there was other stuff going on. But it's not really cool to say to someone's sister, even if you know the sister is, like, sort of on the outs. You can't say, like, oh, your sister's cold. What you can say is, I haven't really connected with your sister yet. I would love to know what are some good, like, approaches I should take with her. Like, what are the ways in how do I crack that nut a little bit? But don't say, your sister's gold. So Kyle is like, well, I just feel like maybe I was being singled out because I'm single and I live in a house alone. And, like, because of what was going on with, like, Dorita, me and that, like, because you got to know her first, that you, like, have, like, a loyalty, like, automatically to her. Which was, like, really clear from how you came up and scolded us out there. I'm like, yeah, Kyle, but you wanted to do the same thing with Anna Marie last season. You literally brought in Anna Marie and was like, okay, go fight about the esophagus for me. And now she's upset that someone's using the same technique.
Ronnie Karam
Oh, God. She does it all the time, Kyle. Like, I've invited Camille to the party, you know, so she's like, well, even though you say you don't have preconceived ideas, your actions say otherwise. Do you know what it's like not even be able to reach the top shelf in my kitchen.
Ben Mandelker
So Kyle's like, Bose is like, 100%. She's been totally biased against me, you know, Court. Like, of course she does not, like, want to admit that because it would seem juvenile. But, like, that's what happened. Like, people don't realize how much implicit bias they have against Kyle's in this world.
Ronnie Karam
So Kyle's Kyle really suffering. We all need to take classes.
Ben Mandelker
I'm kylist. She's biased. Oh, God.
Ronnie Karam
So then we have this moment where she's like, well, you're hard on me. And Bose is like, okay, well, how would have I been hard on you? And then Kyle has to dig and she's like, you know, liking conversations. Remember when we were in the viper room and you said, put your phone down and block PK right now. That was so mean. That was so mean. And Boza's like, what? That's so stupid. So Kyle's like, okay, well, you know what? I already feel like, okay, Judge Judy. Kyle's pre written a line. And, you know, because she has the special come up on her, she's like, okay, is my makeup good? You better watch out, John Judy. It's like, it's not a gifable moment, Kyle, but nice try.
Ben Mandelker
So I have to confess, I laugh, but asterisk. I laugh because when they said coming up, and they sort of set it up, like, Bose said something like, kyle, I think you're cold. And Kyle goes, okay, Judge Judy. And I thought that was so funny. But then when it actually played out in real time, the timing was much. It was not snap clunky. So I didn't laugh. I didn't laugh in real time, but I laughed in promo time, if that makes sense.
Ronnie Karam
So she's like. So she goes, you've never even met pk. And Dorit goes, wait, why does she need to meet pke? And she goes, well, I'm talking to her right now about this situation, Dorit. She goes, about my life. Well, I can chime in. It's about my life. I'm chiming in, bitches. Clocking in. It's like, oh, my God. She's not even talking about your life. She's talking about a conversation they were having about your life. Life.
Ben Mandelker
Okay, I'm not unduly trying to Heisman you. Oh, my God. Like iceberg, not iceman. No, Heisman is a different thing. But anyway. But I'm not trying to push you out being. Or.
Ronnie Karam
Because I'm being led by keep your tight God.
Ben Mandelker
What? I'll do the a husband winner right now. Like, well, I've just been. I feel like I've just been sharing so much with you one on one in the group. Like, for instance, like, the other day I bought a new bag, and the other day I bought another bag. And then the other day I thought I figured out how to open up my French door, but I didn't. I still can't open it up. I've been sharing a lot.
Ronnie Karam
Andrea's like, well, I don't even know what's going on with you right now, Coyle. Just what are you talking about? Well, I don't. I literally thought to myself today, what's going on with Coil?
Ben Mandelker
Something that everyone thinks about all the time. She's like, well, I can't have you. Like, listen, I can't with you having to back up every little thing. It's so annoying. It's actually so annoying. Oh, my God. I can only last so much longer. I'm telling you, I have stamina, but this shit is exhausting. I mean, not even a once a year hot dog can help me right now.
Ronnie Karam
I mean, she could literally say anything and you're all over her ass like it's gross. Now just stop it. Like I'm having a conversation with her and everything. She says, you have to back up Dorit. Just stop it. She goes, I didn't pick up anything. As she said, I've been quiet. I just said, if you're gonna talk about me, leaf, talk about me, leaf with me. And then Kyle goes, oh, yeah? Well, this is what you're doing. What is Kyle doing?
Ben Mandelker
Such a crazy thing. I was like, now that's the gif. That is going to be the gif. So Kyle's like, dorit does not know when to not talk. Like, this is between Bose and me and we're in, like a good place now, so can you just like, leave it be? You don't have to be upper ass 20, 24 7. Oh, hold on one second. I got a phone call from Jamie Lee Curtis. Hey, Jamie, what's going on? Okay, anyway, like I was saying, don't be up people's asses.
Ronnie Karam
So Kyle's like, you know, you know things about me. You know that I'm separated from my husband. You know that I'm married for 28 years. With me, 38 years. And we have four children. We have a chair in the doorway that I can't carry outside. What else do you need to know? Who's Morgan Wade? How long have you been dating her? Did you leave your husband for Morgan Wade or was that after. And did your husband cheat on you? Because you keep insinuating that he did, but you given no proof and he said nothing. So there just.
Ben Mandelker
Kyle, Kyle, do you need to scream? Do you need to scream?
Ronnie Karam
Do you need to scream? Girl sounds like she's not screaming. I will lower my voice. Okay, what else do you need to know? Because I think that that's a lot. I brought a lot also. I do Amazon lives every once in a while and pretend that I like jogging pants. Anybody else?
Ben Mandelker
She's like, well, you know, from the beach, from Garcelle's house. Did we start fresh and clean? Are we going back? Tell me now because I need to.
Ronnie Karam
Know Fresh and clean. Fresh and clean. Well, it feels like I'm being clawed at. And so Kyle's like, okay, okay, look, I'm gonna start from scratch. And trust has to start from scratch for both of us. Okay, let's go upstairs and talk about everybody else. So they decide that they're gonna still be friends, and they calm down because this fight wasn't even about them. The good part of the fight was between Bose and Kyle, and Dorit just completely interrupted that fight and ruined it. So now Kyle is going to pretend she's going to make up with Dorit because it saves her from having to actually fight with somebody who knows what they're doing. Who is Bose. So she's like, peace.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. Now they're gonna go up. And also, by the way, like, don't go upstairs. This episode's so fun. I don't want to see you two bonding. And by the way, did we not mention my favorite part of the entire episode where Dorit goes, don't be a douche. That was my favorite.
Ronnie Karam
Don't be a bitch. Don't be an asshole.
Ben Mandelker
Don't be a douche. Did we mention that? Did I just miss that?
Ronnie Karam
I don't know. I think we did skip over that part. So Daria's like, coyle, I just want you to know I do love you, and I want to take you somewhere. You're coming. Comfortable. The closet. Let's go. So they head over, and then Kathy goes, yeah, and don't forget you love each other. And Bose is like, don't interpret for them. She goes, oh, okay. You're right. You're right.
Ben Mandelker
I actually kind of loved Bo's snapping at Kathy like it wasn't.
Ronnie Karam
Well, she was joking. Because she goes, you might get in trouble with that one. Trying to say something.
Ben Mandelker
It wasn't a snap, but it still was, like, a little bit. Like, no one really has ever told Kathy, don't do this, even in a joking way. And I kind of like, the Bose is like, listen, crazy lady in a bucket hat, shut up.
Ronnie Karam
So then they go upstairs, and then Kathy's like, well, with this group, you know, let's just not make mountains out of mohills. It's mohills. Is it mohills out of mountains? Is there a hill of Mo's? How do you climb that hill? Does that hill take other rocks from other mountains to make its own mountain bigger?
Ben Mandelker
I think you get what I mean. So they go upstairs, and Dorit shows Kyle her upstairs and her bedroom and her closet, and it's Messy. And this is like, oh, my goodness, a messy upstairs area. This is totally showing Dorit's trauma, because she does not. She's not a messy person. So, Kyle, she can't afford a maid.
Ronnie Karam
Anymore because her ass is broke because her and PK have been pretending to have money for years now, and now it's gone. That's what it is. But, okay, we'll lean into the trauma for this.
Ben Mandelker
Nothing warms Kyle's heart more than seeing a friend in total disarray. She's like, wait a second. Your life kind of sucks right now. Okay. I kind of feel better about myself. Great.
Ronnie Karam
Thanks.
Ben Mandelker
Thank you for doing this for me.
Ronnie Karam
I have a better closet than Dorit. I can forgive her.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, that's kind of what it was, right?
Ronnie Karam
So they talk about their marriages, and what do you do? And, like, it's so hard because I was with him, but now I'm not with him. And. Oh, la la la. It's the same thing over and over.
Ben Mandelker
What about Kyle? There's a dead orchid, and Kyle points at it and just laughs. Just, ha. I can tell you're really messed up because you let this orchid die. And Dorit's like, yes, I. I don't ever let orchids die. Your orchid's dead. I was like, kyle, your bedside manor could use some work.
Ronnie Karam
So they start talking about closets. And Kyle's like, I mean, like, mo left, and it was just separated, so his stuff was still in the closet. But now I started to take over his closet because, like, what else do you do? Do you know how hard it is having more closet space?
Ben Mandelker
Another deep moment from Kyle. And then we see a footage of her, like, moving some clothes over on a rack and putting, like, putting, like, a blouse where Mo's blazer used to be.
Ronnie Karam
There.
Ben Mandelker
I did it. So if you want to, baby.
Ronnie Karam
Sorry.
Ben Mandelker
Sisters are doing it for themselves. Jeans.
Ronnie Karam
I can bring all the bacon. Fry it up in the pan. So Taria's like, well, you take a little bit. That's yours, but are you thinking he's gonna come back to the Cluzite? And Carl's like, what? In the beginning, in a separation, you don't know what it really means. And then you're like, well, I'll just take a little bit of the space. And before you know it, his shoes are all over the ground. And she's like, well, you started out for six months, right? And how's that going? And she's like, yeah, but, like, he bought furniture for his bachelor pad instead of having his House staged. So I was like, oh, and now he's buying furniture. Another blouse is going on that rack.
Ben Mandelker
Every time Kyle has a grievance, she just adds another hanger onto it, right? So I mean, like, it's what I ask myself every day. Like, it feels like we're a family, you know, and. But do you want to be back together? I mean, I just want to take this time to, you know, queer bait a lesbian somewhere and think about myself. And I don't know, I'm not doing anything with the time.
Ronnie Karam
I like that Kyle is relating all of this to the lockdowns during the pandemic, when it's just like, I'm gonna. I thought I was gonna learn to make bread and, I don't know, learn to play the piano. I still don't have any bread and I still don't play the piano. I'm getting back together with Maurizio.
Ben Mandelker
I have stress dreams about the duolingo owl saying, when are you coming back? When are you coming back? And I'm like, I don't know.
Ronnie Karam
Commisetta. Okay, It's a commisetta. Kyle, why are you saying blouse? Lo siento.
Ben Mandelker
So Kyle's like, I think maybe that was just an easy way to say, like, what are you. Like, I'm leaving for a year. I don't know. Street's like, what, do you want a divorce? She's like, I mean, if I'm not gonna. I don't wanna stay like this. I mean, a door stuck in my. A chair stuck in my French doors, Birds flying in and out because I can't close the doors, can't move the chair, can't turn on the tv. That remote. How do you even use a remote?
Ronnie Karam
Have you ever tried to change a light? A light bulb on a 20 foot ceiling? It's hard. So she's like, well, if we're not gonna get back together, we're gonna get a divorce. And she goes, but are you going to get back together? She's like, that's next year's storyline. I'm really gonna make this last as long as I can, okay? So she says they're in denial about their situation and they just keep going on. And, you know, I think that's good. I'd like a good Real Housewives of New Jersey kind of a divorce where you just don't get divorced or you're divorced, you still live together or. I don't know, it doesn't have to be like that. Just stay together. You're rich as fuck and you can do whatever you want, apparently, so why not just stay together? Keep it simple, people. Yeah.
Ben Mandelker
Kyle feels like she's in limbo, and she says, I'd like to do what they're doing. Like, going off and doing whatever. Like, you know, like getting new furniture, things like that. I just don't know how to do that. Like, I don't, to be honest. Like, how do you get furniture? Do you just go to a store? You sit on things? Like, it's so strange. What do you do?
Ronnie Karam
Every time I've asked faye to furnish my house, she just comes back with wicker baskets and plastic hangers. I just don't know what to do anymore. And dorit's like, here's what we do, Kyle. We just have to live. We just have to live, Kyle. I was like, oh, for Christ's sake. Eating a potato fresh from the ground. I will live.
Ben Mandelker
And you can't call me a bitch in my own home because I'm living. Surgery says, you know, for me, I haven't been able to catch my breath. Which is something that she's also said a million times this episode. Like, anytime. It's like, dorit, where were you? Well, I haven't been able to catch my breath, which is funny because you were singing that song last week, and dorit's like, you don't understand. I just. Would I choose to be in this situation? No. No, I wouldn't. And I think pique had lived with the thought of separating, and he had mentally reti when we separated, whereas it kind of took me by surprise. But to be fair, everything takes me by surprise. I. I saw a peanut m and m on the counter. I go, ooh. And then it turns out it'd been there every single day. And every single day, I come downstairs and I get surprised by it. But this one really took me by surprise. I'm just kind of digesting it all. Not the piano, but the divorce.
Ronnie Karam
Well, we're not getting back together anytime soon, that I can tell you, Coyle. And by the way, Coyle, I would like a minute to just think about what I want, hold me breath. I just. What is he doing? Is he acting like a single man? And Kyle's like, well, I mean, like, I think we would know. I mean, it's kind of hard to do that in our world without. Without knowing about it, because the paparazzi are everywhere. So then we see one week later. Oh, by the way, I have an announcement to make. I think it was on this show we were talking about small Airports. And I was talking about El Paso and how there's still a knife shop in there. Well, I haven't been to el Paso in 20 years. At least the airport. And I heard that they did eventually get rid of the knife shop, like a decade ago. So, to everyone looking for a knife in the El Paso airport, sorry, but it's a decade gone.
Ben Mandelker
That's too bad.
Ronnie Karam
Goodbye, knife shop. I believed in you.
Ben Mandelker
So. So do you say, Coyle, listen, if a, if the man wants a divorce, we're going to get a divorce. I can't stop it. But did he say divorce? Well, he's mentioned divorce, but only in a threatening way. Oh, okay.
Ronnie Karam
Well, he has said things like, you'll die with nothing in your account. But I'm not really sure what he meant by that. You know, he goes off sometimes. So then we see one week later, voiceover. Mauricio Manski was caught with a mystery woman. The real estate mogul touched down in Mykonos where he was photographed collapsing into the arms of a hot blonde wearing a sheer cover up over a dark bikini. I love. They try to make it sound like news headlines when they're like, and here's what she was wearing.
Ben Mandelker
Did I not finish this episode? I don't remember seeing any of this. Or maybe got cut off because YouTube. I watched this on YouTube TV and this. No, wait, no, I didn't watch this on YouTube.
Ronnie Karam
I watched it on YouTube TV and it showed it.
Ben Mandelker
I watched. No, I watched this as a screener and I don't seem to remember any of this. Did I not?
Ronnie Karam
Oh, maybe that's why. Yeah, well, maybe they added this in later. But it's. We see that Mauricio was caught making out with that real estate chick and then we see another headline. Mauricio Umansky's mystery woman identified as Russian born actress who's 20 years younger than Kyle Richardson and it's in a movie with Alec Baldwin. And then we see him kissing this girl in front of an Avis. Avis rent a car, which I thought was really funny. And then Erica is FaceTiming Kyle and she's like, how are you, Kyle? Did you see this? Did you know it was coming? Kyle? Tell me the truth about it. Here's what I'll tell you. I'm waiting for my once a year hot dog doll.
Ben Mandelker
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Host: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Release Date: February 19, 2025
Podcast: Watch What Crappens by Wondery
In Episode #2735 of Watch What Crappens, hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam delve into the twelfth episode of Season 14 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (RHOBH), aptly titled "Stars and Gripes Forever." The duo provides a comprehensive analysis of the episode, highlighting key conflicts, character developments, and memorable moments that captivated Bravo audiences.
Reba's Redemption Arc
One of the standout discussions centers around Reba, who initially faces significant backlash from viewers due to her abrasive behavior. Ben remarks:
"Reba, the first week she was on, was probably one of the most hated parents I'd ever seen on a Housewives show. By the end, I was like, wow, I like Reba. Who knew?"
[06:25] - Ben Mandelker
Ronnie concurs, noting the swift shift in viewer perception:
"The woman in three weeks went from complete villain to, 'huh, I kind of like Reba.'"
[06:31] - Ronnie Karam
They compare Reba's evolution to Camille Grammer's transformation between seasons, emphasizing how Bravo often crafts compelling redemption stories for its cast members.
Sutton's Struggles and Confrontations
A major focal point of the episode is Sutton's turbulent interactions with her mother, Reba, and her strained relationships with other cast members. Ben highlights Sutton's emotional turmoil:
"After five minutes, you have every right to be extremely annoyed that you're just sitting there. Many people would say, 'Hey, Dorit, I'm here,' but Sutton opts to stew in her frustration instead."
[31:22] - Ben Mandelker
Ronnie adds context to Sutton's behavior, illustrating her inability to communicate effectively during conflicts:
"Sutton is the one who's pledging the sisterhood. But she's the first one to betray the sisterhood and storm out."
[51:47] - Ronnie Karam
This segment underscores the recurring theme of miscommunication and emotional baggage that plagues Sutton, leading to repeated confrontations.
Erica's Hot Dog Obsession
Another heated moment revolves around Erica's fixation on hot dogs, which becomes a point of contention among the housewives. Ben humorously critiques:
"They can't get back up. Their pants are too tight. Like, at one point, when Sutton throws down her little tiara or whatever later and Carl goes to pick it up, that was one of the best parts of the show for me."
[38:51] - Ben Mandelker
Ronnie echoes the amusement, highlighting the absurdity of the situation:
"I've never seen somebody say, 'I want my once-a-year hot dog' more times than Erica did today."
[08:14] - Ronnie Karam
This quirky subplot adds levity to the intense drama unfolding among the cast.
The Tiara Throwdown
One of the episode's most dramatic scenes involves Sutton throwing a tiara, symbolizing her frustration and the breaking point in her relationships:
"That Tiara is stupid. A kid can get hurt with that."
[50:38] - Ben Mandelker
This act serves as a metaphor for the escalating tensions and unresolved issues among the housewives, leading to further fallout.
Alcoholic Accusations and Defense
The hosts discuss the delicate issue of alcohol consumption accusations, particularly focusing on Sutton's defensive reactions when confronted:
"If someone called me an alcoholic, I would just respond with, 'I have a taste for luxury, and luxury has a taste for me.'"
[54:30] - Ronnie Karam
Ben adds a humorous twist to the defense mechanism:
"Or just say, 'I’m often on top, but sometimes I like being a bottom.' People are like, 'Wait, okay, this doesn’t have anything to do with anything, but I’m just gonna back away slowly.'"
[54:44] - Ben Mandelker
These exchanges highlight the superficial defenses used by the cast to shield themselves from deeper vulnerabilities.
Bose's Struggle with Kyle
Bose and Kyle engage in a heated exchange about Kyle's perceived coldness and emotional unavailability. Ronnie notes:
"Bose is up Dorit's ass, but Garcelle is also up Sutton's ass. So it's a weird fight. It's a weird proxy war, but I love this kind of little argument between Bows and Gar."
[69:20] - Ronnie Karam
Ben observes the flawed communication between them:
"Kyle is like, 'Why are you saying me?' She goes, 'I was just joking. I said, bitches.' No, no, don't say it. So Dorit comes in and says, 'Posie.' And hugs her. She's like, honestly, perfect timing."
[79:04] - Ben Mandelker
This confrontation exposes underlying tensions and the difficulty of mending fractured relationships without addressing core issues.
Dorit's Hostile Behavior
Dorit's antagonistic behavior surfaces as she dismisses Sutton and criticizes her for calling her a bitch in her own home:
"Don't be a bitch in my own home because I'm living. Surgery says, 'you haven't been able to catch my breath.'"
[85:37] - Ben Mandelker
Ronnie adds context to Dorit's actions, emphasizing her unwillingness to reconcile:
"She's the one who led the charge when she said, 'Of course, there's vodka in her drink.' Both go, 'Oh, well,' which equals calling her a bitch in the house."
[66:08] - Ben Mandelker
These interactions further complicate the already strained relationships within the group.
Ben and Ronnie wrap up their analysis by reflecting on the chaotic nature of the episode, likening it to a stage farce due to the excessive drama and unresolved tensions:
"This whole episode is kind of playing like some sort of stage farce, right? Because it's crazy. And then the door swings open, and here's Erica to make her entrance."
[56:35] - Ben Mandelker
They acknowledge the recurring pattern of petty arguments over trivial matters, which paradoxically keeps audiences hooked:
"I love this show because it literally becomes the entire episode fighting over the stupid stuff."
[54:44] - Ben Mandelker
Ultimately, the episode "Stars and Gripes Forever" serves as a testament to the enduring appeal of RHOBH's blend of high-stakes drama and personal vendettas, keeping fans eagerly anticipating future developments.
Ben Mandelker:
"Reba, the first week she was on, was probably one of the most hated parents I'd ever seen on a Housewives show."
[06:25]
Ronnie Karam:
"The woman in three weeks went from complete villain to, 'huh, I kind of like Reba.'"
[06:31]
Ben Mandelker:
"That Tiara is stupid. A kid can get hurt with that."
[50:38]
Ronnie Karam:
"I've never seen somebody say, 'I want my once-a-year hot dog' more times than Erica did today."
[08:14]
Ben Mandelker:
"If someone called me an alcoholic, I would just respond with, 'I have a taste for luxury, and luxury has a taste for me.'"
[54:30]
Ronnie Karam:
"Bose is up Dorit's ass, but Garcelle is also up Sutton's ass. So it's a weird fight."
[69:20]
Ben and Ronnie effectively dissect the complexities of RHOBH Season 14 Episode 12, offering listeners insightful commentary on each character's motivations and the intricate web of relationships. Their blend of humor and critical analysis provides a comprehensive understanding of the episode's events, making it an invaluable resource for fans and newcomers alike.
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