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Ben Mandelker
What happens when there's so much that happens? Hi everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So now we go over to Kelly and she's with her publicist Lamont, and they're visiting a. They're visiting construction, not construction site, but a reno for a future outpost of Nana's Chicken and Waffles. So they're like, it's one of these scenes of like, oh my God, there's still so much left to do. And like, are we gonna open in time for July 15th? I don't know. And she tells us that she started Nana's Chicken and Waffles in 2016. She did not have a culinary background, but she learned to cook from her mother and her grandmother. And then, but she's really excited about this because she says this is going to be like this, this, this building that they're working on right now. This is going to be the franchise model. Like all the future waffle places are going to be just like this one, which unfortunately is not going to open in time.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. And then she has her ma, her project manager, who's like, let me tell you this, you pay me to be honest with you. And I'm being honest with you. We're not ready. And she's like, why? Why? What do we need? What do we need? She's very big. You know, she's not used to being on TV yet, so she's very much like, this is my waffle house, and it's gonna be an empire. What do you mean we can't get the. The permits? How can we not get permits? Todd has restaurants. Who cares? Just open them.
Ben Mandelker
He's like, well, because we're in jeopardy. I mean, this guy's very dramatic. He's like my sole job. When you brought me on, you said, al, if we're ever in jeopardy of not opening in time, let me know. So I'm here to tell you, Kelly, we are in jeopardy. I'm like, all right, you'll open up five days later. Relax.
Ronnie Karam
And she's like, I don't care. No one tells the waffle maven. No, nobody Stop waffling and get those permits.
Ben Mandelker
See what I did there? I don't. Because I'm bl mind at my jeopardy.
Ronnie Karam
I'm gonna have my waffles, and I'm gonna eat them, too. And nobody in this town is gonna take me down. You wanna know how I keep all this syrup in me? Cause I'm a waffle. I'm a waffle. I've got multiple walls up. Multiple little. Multiple little spools with a syrup.
Ben Mandelker
If you prick me. If you prick me. Does. Do I not bleed a little bit of syrup out of one of my little waffle wells? I was like, come again? Sorry, I was just trying to go some.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. So then she tells us a story about how she opened her first waffle place in a different town after she met Mike. Oh, no, no, wait. I'm sorry.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, she. She had two. She had two waffle places. The first one, her ex, I think, like, stole from her and, like, shut it down or something crazy. Like, he took, like, a lot of money from her and shut down her restaurants. Now there's only one left. I think that's what the story was.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, something like that. Okay, so that's the sword of tail on the waffles.
Ben Mandelker
It actually is a fucked up story. I'm giggling, but I'm giggling just because, like, anytime we talk about waffles, I just can't have a straight face. I cannot have a straight face being like, well, the first time I opened up a waffle restaurant, it was a great restaurant, but my ex stole my waffle restaurant.
Ronnie Karam
At first, the business started to fall off, and I said, listen, we're not going to fall off. Wait a minute. Falafel waffle. It failed, but I tried.
Ben Mandelker
And then I came up with an amazing idea. I came up with an amazing idea. What if I took my waffle irons and made omelets in them? I invented the omelet as made famous by Shrey Whitfield, but then my husband took that too. Remember when Sheree Whitfield got the walnut place? She got Sheree Whitfield ordering a walnut. That still is one of my favorite things. I'll have the wallet.
Ronnie Karam
The wallet. You got wallets, I got wamelets. So then we go over to meet. Well, not meet Brett, but we see Brett and her husband who hates her, and this guy, this guy, this guy.
Ben Mandelker
Literally this guy, he needs to work on his basement staircase walking. Did you notice this? He came barreling out of that basement. I was like, sir. It was like he had this speed. Like he didn't realize he was at the top of the staircase yet. He was like going. You know, like you go up a staircase, like, bum, bum, bum, bum. But then as you get to the top, you slow down your gate and then you do your. You do that step, that first step out where you're like. But he was like. He like overshot the doorway. Did you see the way he came rushing out of that basement? Was this just me?
Ronnie Karam
I don't know. But every husband on this show is going to be trained on how to get out of basement soon. Because this is a banner year for basements on the Real Housewives.
Ben Mandelker
Huge. Huge. Ralph is like taking notes. He's watching. He's like, oh, so that's how you get out.
Ronnie Karam
Charade's at home. Like, finally we're having a basement season and I'm not great. We've also got a waffle lady. When I ate a walnut.
Ben Mandelker
Damn it.
Ronnie Karam
My timing is just never right.
Ben Mandelker
They're stealing my content.
Ronnie Karam
They built this show on my back.
Ben Mandelker
So Britt's like, so are we gonna watch that new movie I was telling you that I wanted to see on Netflix? He's like, yes, and you're not gonna be on your phone. It's like, uh, I can't make any promises. I can't make any promises before we watch whatever God awful movie you want me to watch on Netflix. Because I'm pretty sure there's no good movie on Netflix anymore.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. And she's like, this is a consideration card that I'm talking about. I need some more consideration. He's like, oh, God, here we go with consideration. So she tells us her romantic story. They got married during COVID because honestly, we all thought the world was going to end. And you just looked at the person who was right next to you and you were like, we're going to make this work because we're going to die together. And someone has to teach me how to make bread because everybody's doing it. And she met him when she launched her insurance agency and Mike was her client, but she didn't want to date her client, so she, they just became friends. Who gets rid of a client for a man? If you just started your own insurance agency, you take the money before the man.
Ben Mandelker
That's what I say. That's called insurance. Like, how would you not even know that you're an insurance agent? So yeah, they, they went from being client and insuree insurer to lover and lovey. And listen, you can't put a premium on love. That's what I say. So then they FaceTime for three months. Could you imagine FaceTiming with your insurance agent for three months?
Ronnie Karam
That's kind of weird.
Ben Mandelker
That's pretty, that's pretty intense.
Ronnie Karam
Are you sure you don't want to add collision.
Ben Mandelker
Please tell me again about the term life insurance. Do you cover travel insurance?
Ronnie Karam
Oh, so I was trying to think of who does the, who does the percentages? An actuary have a threesome? Because I know a good actuary.
Ben Mandelker
Who are those? Who are those? Is it the actuary? And who is the other person who does. Who are the really, really dry people that like, don't have any sense of humor in their job? The adjusters, they're very serious. Right? Like, and I'm not just being like shady like we're told. Oh, the adjusters, they don't like you can't you, you're like not allowed to joke with them. If you ever on the phone with them, they like, like, no, we don't. They're like, yeah, they're like obliged not to joke. Now I could be completely wrong about this. I could be just spreading misinformation, but this is what I, I seem to.
Ronnie Karam
Remember on a jet and then all Dennis all, all Simon did really was just make a joke about an adjuster. And then suddenly Homeland Security and the FBI were surrounding the plane.
Ben Mandelker
I didn't realize the first law of adjusting is that you can't joke about adjusting.
Ronnie Karam
It was my fault, by the way.
Ben Mandelker
I'm sorry, everyone. I have to. I'm sorry. I have to. I have to apologize because I have no idea what to do with my Porsche accent. It's been years. I don't know. Am I doing the high pitched voice? Am I Doing the low pitched voice. I don't know what's going on. And I apologize to the listeners because they're probably. Everyone's probably like, what the has been doing on the podcast.
Ronnie Karam
Well, me too. Me, too. It takes us a while.
Ben Mandelker
Sometimes I'm like, I'm Portia. And then sometimes I'm like, I'm Portia.
Ronnie Karam
Because Portia's gone through a metamorphosis. You know, she's been on for a long time. And when we see clips that. When her. When we see clips of her fighting with Kenya, she is very much like, you know, she did talk like that, but now she talks a little bit lower. And she also makes a lot of nene faces. Have you noticed that she makes. She does, like, a lot of nene expressions.
Ben Mandelker
She's just. She's an icon.
Ronnie Karam
And.
Ben Mandelker
And we want to do her right. And I. I don't know. It's gonna be a work in progress for me. I'm just. Unlike Jax, it's a new era of Porsche.
Ronnie Karam
Let us adjust.
Ben Mandelker
Will you, Ronnie, be serious?
Ronnie Karam
So anyway, she was dating her insurance agent, and then they went to Vegas. And I said, now, Mike, in Vegas, there's not gonna be any hanky panky O. Okay, Brit.
Ben Mandelker
And okay, settle down. Anora.
Ronnie Karam
What every man want. What every man pays for trips to Vegas for it. Not having sex with their insurance lady. Come on.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah.
Ronnie Karam
The man who bought you a diamond necklace on your. Oh, no, that was Dennis, who brought her a diamond necklace on their first date. Never mind.
Ben Mandelker
I think I'm a dog. When I tell you we had the best time, I was like, okay, he.
Ronnie Karam
Might be the one.
Ben Mandelker
So their love story was hatched, and then they had a baby and. Oh, no, I'm sorry. She wants to have a baby. She wants to have a baby.
Ronnie Karam
They didn't have a baby. It was a dog.
Ben Mandelker
The baby they had was a policy. My baby eating policy.
Ronnie Karam
They had baby mimosa, a little. A little poodle thing, who's very cute, by the way.
Ben Mandelker
They had, like, a little baby auto insurance policy that they took out for, like, the tire.
Ronnie Karam
So they're talking about her remodel, and she's like, well, I know you don't want to have another extra room, but if we don't, then that means mom is going to be in the room next to me. Now, I'm willing to make adjustments to the budget because I'll take out all the high end stuff from our place, but we need a room for mom, and she's basically doing, like, honey, you're gonna get me the house I want, right? My dream house.
Ben Mandelker
And she's. She's got, like, traces of Lindsay Hubbard about her, right? Because she's like, okay. She's, like, so real. Okay, question. Do you want to have a baby at this house or, like, the next house? And he's like, why does it have to be so, like, structured and planned? She's like, because we're adults and I'm the planner. And you're like, just throw the wall kind of guy. And he's like, I know, but, like, do we have to build. Choose our house based on where we're going to have a baby in it? You know, like, I just want to see if things stick. And she's like, well, see if it sticks. You can't see if a baby sticks. Like, you can, you know, you think I can just be pregnant and show no emotions? I'm just curious. I'm like, yeah, but, you know, you don't have to buy the house on spec for the baby.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, it's another one of those where it's like, you see somebody who is trying to make somebody into something they're not clearly, like, you're going to be interested, and you're going to buy me a dream house, right? And he's like, probably not. He's just scrolling on his phone. She's like, this is going to work. It's going to be great. Everything's going to be great. I don't see this relationship going very far. But guess what relationship I do see going far. I got a text today from an unknown number that said, what time do you get off work today? And I said, why? What do you want to do? And she said, hi, I'm Kim. Long time no see. How are you recently? I'm going to say, missing you. I'm going to say, missing you. So great to hear from.
Ben Mandelker
You should ask her. You should ask what the pronouns are, because Kim could go either way.
Ronnie Karam
Okay, what are your pronouns?
Ben Mandelker
Yeah.
Ronnie Karam
Oh, I'm going to ask her in the next text if she thinks that men in America should drink wine or if only in other countries. My God, I might have found love, guys.
Ben Mandelker
So Britt's mom sort of lumbers into the kitchen and sits down, and Britt's like, oh, we were just talking about you, Mom. Like, are you selling the house and are you gonna move in with the baby? Because, like, you know, we're, like, gonna get pregnant this year. And she's like. And then Micah's like, allegedly. She's like, oh, finally a grandchild. She's like. And stop saying allegedly, by the way. You see this negative energy you're putting out the universe?
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. She's like, you're gonna have a baby. Oh, you are gonna have a baby. So Mike has a son who's 15, but he wants to experience being a girl dad. So they're gonna do IVF so they can choose the sex.
Ben Mandelker
I feel like that's not, like, okay, I. I don't know the IVF journey, but from everything I have heard and seen, including on this very episode in a little bit, I hear ivf. Like, I get the. The impression that IVF is not just, like, this thing that you do. Like, oh, I'm just gonna. I'm just gonna just do a little ivf. I'm just gonna put on some j. A big. It's a process, and it's, like, long and hard, and it does a lot of stuff to your body. And I just feel like. I feel like, is. Is. Is Brit aware of this? I mean, this. This is based on just everything I've heard. It just seems, like, not the thing you're like, yeah, I'm just gonna get a little IVF and, you know, then we'll figure out what we're gonna do from there, you know?
Ronnie Karam
Yeah.
Ben Mandelker
Especially since she's such a planner.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. I mean, it's hard, but, you know, if you get to pick the baby, I don't know.
Ben Mandelker
Well, all right. Well, I guess we'll see what happens with that. So that's the plan. So speaking of which, we now go visiting her surrogate, Shadina. And I was like, I recognize this lady. And I then googled, and I was like, aha. This was Candy's surrogate. And then, of course, I pressed play, and just, like, she was Candy surrogate, and I was like, oh, well, I felt special there for a moment for remembering something. And then the show just plainly told it.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, it was Shadina. And Shadina has given birth to a lot of babies. I mean, this lady who works. Oh, my God. And you know what? Shadina has really learned, like a true housewife, how to parlay this opportunity into a bigger business. Because when Shadina started, she was just like someone in Phoenix that they found on Craigslist or something. I don't know. And now Shadina has her own surrogate agency. Shadina is, like, a leader in the surrogate world. So I was like, damn, Shadina, go.
Ben Mandelker
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Ronnie Karam
She's like, the Shadine Agency.
Ben Mandelker
Shit agency. So Shadina, this is actually very touching scene because what happened was that Shadina was diagnosed with breast cancer that was stage four. So they. This was like, this is why Shiloh was born prematurely because they had to induce or, or whatever they did. I don't know if it was like C section or whatever, but they had to have the baby early because Shadina needed to deal with her breast cancer. But then both of them carry a lot of guilt and so this scene is them kind of working that out a little bit because Shamia feels guilty because I guess there are risks that like with pregnancy that could cause, I guess, a greater risk of breast cancer that she describes that.
Ronnie Karam
But then, yeah, there's gestational, Gestational breast cancer.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. And then Shadina carries guilt because, you know, Shiloh had complications and she didn't wonders were the complications from her cancer. Was it because she was born early? So they both feel so much guilt. And it was actually, it was a very moving scene because. And it was, it was actually very touching in the way that they were both there for each other and really supporting each other because this is a situation that can go very, you know, bitter and sour with different people. So it was, it was, it was very moving to watch these two women sort of reconcile this situation. Yeah.
Ronnie Karam
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So then we go back to Brit and her dog Mimosa and they have now come over to Kelly's. Now this is so funny because these are two new housewives and they are total season one noobs because both of them are like, oh my God. Hi.
Ben Mandelker
Hi.
Ronnie Karam
Especially the waffle lady. Like she is completely over the top scene. I was cracking up. So Britney's or Kelly's like, we're definitely both dog moms so we always get our bitches together. Am I right?
Ben Mandelker
Al comes bursting in. Somebody tell those bitches that we're in jeopardy jeopardy of not opening the waffle restaurants.
Ronnie Karam
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Ben Mandelker
So Kelly's like, so are we going to do a celebration? Are we having a wedding? Would you be opposed to a wedding cake that's just a giant stack of successively smaller waffles? I'm sorry, I didn't see you were drinking your Starbucks. I was like, wait, I'll leave me hanging with my waffle wedding cake joke there, Ronnie. Brit is like. Brit's like, no, I will say ceremony because. I won't say ceremony because. But I want. I want a huge wedding, okay? Because I want something that's sexy. I want something that's, like, glamorous but.
Ronnie Karam
Like, in a man.
Ben Mandelker
And she tells us, I don't want.
Ronnie Karam
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Ben Mandelker
I don't want any theme to my. To any wedding that I'm going to or any wedding that I may or may not have. There's just no theme. The theme is. The theme is food. Maybe the theme is let's eat, okay? But there's no. There's no. Nothing beyond that. Although I do have to say, I have to give credit to my friend. My friends Jake and Cassie, whose friends we met in Cincinnati this weekend, they had a wedding at a Ren Faire, which is pretty cool. And everyone in the wedding had. I mean, I would not have liked to dress up at Ren Faire for a wedding, but it is kind of cool that they were like, we're doing a Ren Faire wedding, and everyone. Everyone who attended went to a Ren Faire and they dressed in Renaissance clothes. That's kind of cool. I mean, I would.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Ben Mandelker
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Ronnie Karam
Here's my favorite kind of wedding. A quick one. Okay. Make it fast. 5 minutes. 5 minutes and feed us the end. Okay. I don't want to watch with your mom. Feed me.
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Ronnie Karam
So Brittany talks about her, you know, having a Zoom opportunity to have her wedding because hers was during the pandemic. So they just went to the courthouse, filed paperwork, and did a zoom, and she's like, you know, I feel. I didn't feel great about that. But me, a wife was way more important. Now maybe I'll get a house that I want without marble or wallpaper or carpet. What will we do?
Ben Mandelker
Travertine. There will be no travertine. At least that's what Mike says, because I think he actually named our baby Travertine. Sort of a nice name to think about it.
Ronnie Karam
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Ben Mandelker
No, I was Like, I really enjoy this impersonation, but it's really annoying to you having to touch my nose. I'll be like. So we see a flashback of Shamia's birthday party and Portia showing up late because, oh, they make a joke about, like, don't show up late to the birthday, to the wedding. And we see a flashback of how Portia did that and was, like, tacky. So Britt is like, yeah, that whole situation where she was, like, going in on Drew, by the way, And Kelly's like, it shocked the waffle out. I was like, what is happening here? I thought we were, like, gonna finish our conversation.
Ronnie Karam
I mean, one minute I was a waffle, the next minute I was a pancake. I was just flattened by that whole thing. Am I right, girl? And Britt tries to make this Kenya thing happen where she's like, oh, And, Yeah. And remember when Kenya was like, so where's your wedding, man? Why is it so crazy to ask someone who's bragging about being married where their wedding band is? I don't understand why this is crazy or why you're mad at Kenya. Yes, sure, Kenya can be shady, blah, bl, blah, blah. But you're barking up the wrong tree if you think you're going to win against Kenya. Now, technically, you did, because Kenya got kicked off the show, but Kenya, only one. Kenya only lost that one because she just went too far. You know, she. She got herself kicked off, not you. Okay? So no victory laps for you, ma'am.
Ben Mandelker
And there's. And nothing's to say that Kenya won't come back. I don't know if this. This is necessarily going to be a permanent firing. You know, I think this. She may be in penalty box, but who knows? So. So Kelly is like. I mean, I'm sorry. Excuse me. Hashtag waffle. First of all, have you even seen my friend's ring? Kenya. Everybody's like, yeah. I mean, like, I'm like, how about, like, you worry about your divorce? Like, why are you worried about if I got a wedding band or not? She says, girls, they see me, and they're like, oh, she's pretty. She's like. She looks like a mean girl, but when you actually get to know me, I'm like, the sweetest person you've ever, ever met. This the sweetest, hottest insurance lady in all of Atlanta.
Ronnie Karam
This is our favorite character. The one who's like, you know what? Girls are mean to me. Because they're jealous. No, they're not. Yeah, okay. You're an asshole. You're an asshole. And also this whole bragging about, like, oh, wow, well, she's divorced. Why don't you worry about that instead of worrying about me who's married? You know, actually, she's got the better deal. She's already dealt with a shitty man. Gotten rid of him. Okay, you're still the shitty man. Chapter. Okay, don't act like you have some prize. Your man looks miserable, okay? And he won't get you the finishes you want in your house, and he won't get a room for your mom, and he won't even watch a movie with you without scrolling on your phone. I don't know what the fuck you think you're bragging about Zoom wedding, but calm down.
Ben Mandelker
So she says, speaking of divorces, as your friend, like, I wanted to give you time to kind of share whatever you wanted to share and not be like, girl, what's the tea? So this is my way of saying, like, if you want to have a scene right now talking about your. Your marriage, then now be. Thank you so much for that platform that you're giving me. British. Yeah, there was cheating and he almost took $500,000 of your money. Yes, it was out of the company's money. It was all in the shape of little waffles, but, you know, we shall rebuild.
Ronnie Karam
So, yeah, he ripped off the company account. He emptied it. And so then she went to Tulum for her birthday trip. An accountant called her and said, watch your bank account. So now she's suing him to get it back. And then it got so nasty that it got physical and the police were always being called and it just was a total shit show, basically. And so the girls are dealing okay with it and they've got each other's back and they're. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. Can't wait till you hate each other in five minutes.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, exactly. So now it's time to go to the gym because Drew, Angela and Shamia are all gonna go to All Around Fitness. I guess that Drop it with Drew was not open that day.
Ronnie Karam
So I also like a non committal fitness place. It's just like all around fitness. Whatever you want to do. You want to do. You want to do a treadmill? Do the treadmill. You want to. You want to do a pull up? Go ahead. There's a bar over there. You want to run in place. What the fuck do I care? It's all around. Just do whatever you want.
Ben Mandelker
Hey.
Ronnie Karam
Hey.
Ben Mandelker
Did you work out today? Yeah. What'd you do? I don't know. Just like, all around fitness.
Ronnie Karam
So Drew's like, angela and I have been friends for three years. We're Chi Town girls, right? For sure. We're all always going to be bonded. She's never going to turn against me. She's not going to hate me. In about three episodes. It's going to be great.
Ben Mandelker
And Shamia, Portia and I have been in a group chat for years. So I'm hoping that after the other night at Shamia's party, we can just work out and get our endorphins going. Because the other night, he was very, very negative about a true angel, I would have to say. So Angela comes in and it's like asking how Drew is, and she's like, I'm not going to lie. By Saturday at Shamia's party, it kind of felt like it took me some steps back.
Ronnie Karam
So Angela has already come in here deciding this. I'm not going to pretend to be Drew's friend because. And this happened. This has happened with Drew before, where people come on as her friend and there. Didn't it happen with Tanya? Tanya or Sonya? No, it happened with Sonya.
Ben Mandelker
Sonya, remember, you come in. This is a classic household thing. You come into someone's friend, you fight some perfunctory battles to prove that you're a friend, and then you get to have a scene where you say, all this time, I was sticking up for this person and, like, just blindly without realizing that no one likes them and I should be hanging out with the popular girls. So, you know, that's what we're talking about.
Ronnie Karam
But it's hilarious that it's happened to Drew two times in a row. I mean, that's pretty good. That's a record. So they brought in this other lady to be her friend, and she. Episode two, and she's like, yeah, I'm not doing that. Nope. She sucks. So she's like, girl, sit down. Listen, I'll be honest. In that moment, I was like, drew, why are we working with him? I mean, out of all the people in Atlanta. The hot dog guy. The hot dog guy. You could have at least called my husband. He just made Brussels sprouts for 900 people. Why? Nobody knows.
Ben Mandelker
Nobody knows. She goes, listen, Angela, I have been signed to so many legends. You know, there was my record deal with Joe Isuzu. There was the time I signed with a Chia Pet. Also, you know, the Little Caesars cartoon guy. He, you know, we had a great working relationship, but we just never produced any good Music.
Ronnie Karam
I actually had a very sexy song produced by the people who created the Hawaiian roll. So that was big.
Ben Mandelker
I. I did some work with Mary J. Bloge, who is not related to Mary J. Blige, but I thought she was. So understandably, that was confusing. Turns out she was just the lady who worked at Jamba Juice.
Ronnie Karam
And then Dennis came to the table with an offer. You know, he was holding a hot dog because it was an after party filled with hot dogs. And I thought, you know what? This is perfect. You know, and Portia should just tell me how she feels instead of aggressively attacking me and accusing me of things. You know, Dennis has been an advocate for me and for Ralph as well, so we know that he only stands behind good people. Am I right, girls? Am I right?
Ben Mandelker
Angela's like, is this the longest you've been separated? Well, I mean, we've never really been separated. We've always been on the same floor. So it is a little weird. But we've had arguments and. But once, you know, once he moved out of the bedroom, our divorce was like, became like a war. And it's just like. It's just like, you know, I just. This is why I don't like to come out and just talk publicly about my relationship. Because I go into the studio and I pour it into my art, you know, I pour it into my. Into my songs. And when I get out there and I sit pizza. Pizza. You know, it comes from the heart.
Ronnie Karam
So then we find out from Drew, and this really does suck. Oh, my gosh. She's like, well, Ralph has taken large sums of money and he's also asking for alimony, percentages of my business, child support. What the fuck, Ralph? I thought you. Of course, Ralph is super, super successful businessman who didn't need any, but anything from anybody. Because you were so rich, you're writing self help books to teach other men how to be rich. Right? Fucking poser Ralph. Like, that's a shock to anybody who's seen you for five minutes but still, get some self respect.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, Drew is ridiculous, but Ralph is worse. And of course he's doing all this. Of course he is.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. So then Drew's ridiculous, but she's harmless and Ralph is harmed.
Ben Mandelker
Yes.
Ronnie Karam
Ralph is harmful.
Ben Mandelker
Yes. Yeah, it's called wreck it, Ralph. Not like, be chill Ralph. So Shamia comes in and she's like, I'm ready for a drop it with Drew. Which was also the first anyone's ever said that. And she says, you know, I don't want to beef with Drew because You know, this is all between Drew and Portia, and Dennis is not a part of this group, so we just have to put this to rest. So they all start working out and everything. They did their workout scene, and then they're left alone. And Drew is like, you know what? So, guys, this workout's good because I'm, like, trying to get ready for, like, the stage because, like, I'm pretty sure Tamar is going to call me back. I don't know. I'm just. Don't mean to drop any names, but it could happen. And I just really want to be, like, in the best of my life.
Ronnie Karam
Which is why I'm dating a man who only feeds me hot dogs. This is gonna work out great. So she's like, so, are you doing an ep? Doing an album? Like, what are you doing? Oh, gosh. We have close to 30 records done. It's crazy. You should hear my voicemails, because he just sends me ideas, and I send him voicemail ideas. I mean, we're basically the Beatles.
Ben Mandelker
Oh, wait, here's a new one that I just. I've been working on. I wrote this one myself. It goes like this. I'm loving it.
Ronnie Karam
So then Angela's like, huh? So, Shamia, your party, you just blurted out like, are you fucking. I mean, you fucking Dennis? Why'd you. Why'd you have to do that at the party? And she's like, it came from rumors. And she's like, well, I'm shocked that you had to do that for Porsche because, you know, basically, you're. You're Porsche's secretary. Is that what you're doing? You're just Portia's secretary now. So that's great. You're Portia's assistant. And Shamia's like, wow, why are you coming in so hot? She goes, so did you ask the. Oh. So I remembered this as her going against Drew, but she's going against Shamia.
Ben Mandelker
No, she goes against Shamia.
Ronnie Karam
So I'm sorry, I take all that back. I take.
Ben Mandelker
Well, she challenged Drew a little bit by saying, why of everyone in Atlanta, where there's so many music producers, I mean, people who are willing to work with Kim Zolciak. Why, of all the people, do you choose the hot dog guy? Guy who is, you know, had a baby with Portia. And it's a valid question. But she. What she really does, though, is she's. She's being. I still think the theory remains she's going after Shamia right now, but I still think that she's going to fight with Shamia and Portia. And then she's going to. She's really just to earn bonafides with, you know, Drew. And then she will switch over to Portia and Shamia, and she will earn credit with them because she'll say, all this time, I thought I was doing the right thing as a good friend, but it turns out I was being used by Drew. And then that will earn her all sorts of good grace because she's talking shit about Drew, and she'll be brought into the fold. That's my theory.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. So she's like, well, you were just asking that question for Portia. She goes, no, I asked for myself. You know, and if you were listening and Shamia's telling us, you know, oh, wow. Who knew that this girl could even speak? Because at my birthday party, when Portia was handling. Handed it to Drew, she was just a little church mouse. So Angela's like, you're not gonna just bulldoze me? Charles Oakley. Heard of him?
Ben Mandelker
I bet you like white wine on the continent. So then Shamia is like. She basically turns to Drew and is like, can you explain your friend, please? And Drew's like, look, I don't want to beat a dead horse at this point, okay? But I wanted us to have come and have fun together here. She was like, well, yeah, guess what? I had my endorphins.
Ronnie Karam
I'm happy.
Ben Mandelker
I'm ready to go. Bye.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. So then Drew's like, you know what if they put up a graphic with. If you look up lap dog in the dictionary, you'll see a picture of Shamia. It's like, oh, my God, this is like your fourth season, and that's the best you got? Do you have no gays there? Get a gay girl.
Ben Mandelker
It's. It's been rough. Also, I want to say we're two episodes in and they still have not fixed the green screen work on this show. Like, could you at least add a drop shadow underneath those chairs? They're, like, floating. They're floating and not the. To like the wrong size. Everyone is, like, shorter than the. Than the coffee tables in the background, and there's not even a drop shadow. Just come on. This is, like, easy stuff.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, well, they're not gonna fix it this season. I think they. They think it looks good so far. So then Portia, we go to Portia, and it says Portia's ex. Fiance, Drew's business partner, Dennis. Cause they're at a kid's place and Dennis is there to shoot. So Portia's like, well, we're great. Paris to Pilar, but, you know, there's such a loss from the divorce, and, you know, now there's closeness from both of us, and that's just what Pilar needs. So she's doing all the rides and slides and stuff, and Dennis comes in, and she's like, so what about Drew? And he's like, we're just doing business together. Have you ever heard a hot dog sing? Me neither, but you will soon.
Ben Mandelker
She's like, well, you say business, but Drew, in front of our crew, said something completely different in all of this. And he's like, well, what does she say? Saying, well, she said that you were her Jesus, her Lord Jesus Christ and savior. And then we heard a flashback to Drew saying, dennis has been my angel on earth. You know what? There I was, crawling through the desert, and I looked up at the sky, and down, down came so many. So many hot dogs. All of us could eat for 40 days and 40 nights.
Ronnie Karam
You're learning. Look at you. I'm going to convert you yet.
Ben Mandelker
That was. Excuse me. That was from the Jewish part of the Bible. I am aware of the.
Ronnie Karam
That's true. That's true.
Ben Mandelker
I'm like, no, I have not learned anything, Roddy.
Ronnie Karam
I was thinking of the multiplying the hot dogs. That was in the New Testament when Jesus was like, you got one hot dog, how would you like 90? And people are like, hot dogs for life. Yes.
Ben Mandelker
Did you hear that? Jesus walked on hot dogs.
Ronnie Karam
So Dennis is like, listen, Drew's going through a divorce with my homeboy, you, and you know how it is. And she's like, what does that have to do with me? And he's like, Listen, you had 16 marriages on TV. And I had to see all of that, and I was in pain, all right? And we share some similar things. We can create music on, you know, like, being screwed over on national television. And I told Drew that she should have a conversation with you about go naked, but I didn't feel like I even had to do that. And, you know, this is. This is my business. Why do I have to get permission from you? You.
Ben Mandelker
This doesn't make any sense. Okay? So, yes, okay, he's entitled to feel pain and feel frustration and watching, you know, his beloved Portia go off and marry someone else. And he can feel lots of emotions, but that doesn't qualify you to suddenly be a music producer for. For anyone. It's like, we all feel things out of emotion. I don't say, oh, you know what? I should probably be a music producer now. I'm kind of bummed to. I'm gonna make a pitch.
Ronnie Karam
It's like you're making your way back onto my own television show by somebody, or by at least flirting with the idea of having a relationship with somebody else on the show. You. You slimy. That's what she's saying. And he's like, well, what? I can't make an album. So she's like, okay. So I'm concerned, you know, I'm concerned with her as a person who's supposed to be my friend, who will try to bring my child's father and film with him in my territory. And he's like, well, listen, if she's gonna use the platform for promotion and I' the thing that she's promoting, it's only natural that I'm here.
Ben Mandelker
Now you're pissing me off. Okay, this is too much. And he was like, well, I don't want to piss you off.
Ronnie Karam
You want to film with her in this?
Ben Mandelker
He's like, no, no, no. Why? He's like, it's very important. Why? So then P Comes over. They have to be nice. And she's basically says, again, she's like, I don't care about Dennis. Like, I have no expectation. It's like, the one thing that she wants is don't film with Drew on the show. Like, you are my storyline. You don't get to be her story line.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. So then they drive off together, but they still have their mics on. And she's like, okay, well, when you.
Ben Mandelker
Show up crying, by the way, first she goes in the bathroom and cries and tells the producer. And she's like, saying, this is where she explains that. Like this. She like, if. If I fall out with Dennis, which is very likely, he can use my own platform against me, and I'm not going to do that.
Ronnie Karam
Right? So then they drive off and they've got their mics on, and she's like, listen, when you show up anywhere on these cameras with somebody else, it's going to be a problem. Another damn housewife that looks. Looks absolutely insane. And he's like, you know, we're on the hot mic, right? She goes, oh, yeah, you're a pro now, right?
Ben Mandelker
He's like, no, I just was saying, like, we could kind of get free studio time right now because we don't have to pay for this recording. She's like, okay, okay.
Ronnie Karam
You want to try one of my new singles? I've just written 30.
Ben Mandelker
So every promotion is not a good. Is not Good promotion. At the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing. So guess what? It's like, wait, can you do that one again? Then we have a hot mic. I just want to. Okay, can we record this back in the studio? Listen, we heard about you with family. We represent us. This represents family. So he's like, well, the album was supposed to come out a month ago, and she's supposed to do some promo for it on the show.
Ronnie Karam
And she goes, okay, you know what? Do what you do and it's going to work out. How it happened, how it happens. And he goes, what? And she's like, mark, how this looks for your daughter? Okay, I don't even know why I stopped right there, you know? Know what? Because she's just stopped in the road. She just stopped at the road to bit him out. And then she's like, why am I stopped? And she goes, God, you got me doing stupid. I can't count on anybody. And he's like, come on, Pete. She's like, shut up. So that's the end. He's not gonna listen. He's just gonna keep doing this show. But you know what? You married a camera hungry dude, you know?
Ben Mandelker
Hot dog. That's a hot dog. Hot dog. Wh. He's a hot dog whore. Well, that was the episode. What a fun time. Thanks everyone for being here. We'll be back. We've got a lot going on this week, so stay tuned to our feed. We got crappy hour coming up in about an hour by the little bub. Yeah. By the time this comes up. But the point is this. Thanks for being here. Go check out our shows ticket links for our shows this weekend in Charlotte and Atlanta and we will catch you in the next episode.
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Watch What Crappens Podcast Summary Episode #2766: RHOA S16E02 Part Two: Grilling the Hot Dog Man Released on March 18, 2025 Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam | Wondery
In Episode #2766 of Watch What Crappens, hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam dive deep into Part Two of Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 16 Episode 2, aptly titled "Grilling the Hot Dog Man." This comprehensive recap explores the latest drama, business ventures, and personal struggles of Atlanta's elite housewives, blending sharp humor with keen observations.
Time Stamp: [04:00]
The episode kicks off with Kelly overseeing the renovation of her flagship business, Nana's Chicken and Waffles. Despite her enthusiasm, challenges arise as construction delays threaten the planned July 15th opening.
Ronnie Karam highlights Kelly's dedication:
"She tells us that she started Nana's Chicken and Waffles in 2016. She did not have a culinary background, but she learned to cook from her mother and her grandmother." [04:15]
Ben Mandelker adds humor to the situation:
"If you're looking for a way to experience luxury for yourself, try Virgin Voyages... I am so excited to go on my first Virgin cruise." [00:21]
Note: While this comment references a sponsor, its integration showcases Ben's seamless blending of podcast content with promotional material.
The duo enthusiastically discuss Kelly’s vision for expanding the franchise model, emphasizing the standardized, luxurious design of future locations. However, tensions rise when Kelly's project manager, Lamont, voices concerns about permit delays.
Ronnie Karam captures the conflict:
"She's very much like, this is my waffle house, and it's gonna be an empire. What do you mean we can't get the permits?" [05:00]
Ben Mandelker humorously mimics Lamont’s dramatic stance:
"He's like, well, because we're in jeopardy... I'm here to tell you, Kelly, we are in jeopardy." [05:25]
The discussion underscores Kelly's unwavering ambition versus the practical hurdles of business expansion.
Time Stamp: [09:03]
Brittany faces significant relationship challenges as her ex-fiancé Dennis demands alimony and business shares following their divorce. The podcast hosts dissect the complexities of their split, highlighting Dennis’s aggressive tactics.
Ben Mandelker provides context:
"She's like, 'Well, Ralph has taken large sums of money and he's also asking for alimony, percentages of my business, child support.'" [16:09]
Ronnie Karam critiques Dennis's behavior:
"You married a camera-hungry dude, you know? He's a hot dog whore." [46:12]
Their analysis paints Dennis as a manipulative figure exploiting the tumultuous divorce for personal gain, while Brittany grapples with the fallout both personally and professionally.
Time Stamp: [17:51]
A poignant segment features Shadina’s journey as a surrogate battling stage four breast cancer. The hosts commend her resilience and discuss the emotional toll of her dual struggles.
Ronnie Karam reflects on Shadina's growth:
"Shadina has really learned, like a true housewife, how to parlay this opportunity into a bigger business." [18:20]
Ben Mandelker empathizes with the emotional challenges:
"Shadina carries guilt because, you know, Shiloh had complications and she didn't wonder if the complications were from her cancer." [19:20]
This segment highlights the show's ability to blend intense personal stories with overarching narrative arcs, showcasing Shadina’s strength and vulnerability.
Time Stamp: [35:20]
Drew faces ongoing issues with her ex Dennis, who interferes in her personal and professional life post-divorce. Their interactions on the show reveal lingering tensions and unresolved conflicts.
Ben Mandelker summarizes the dynamic:
"Drew is ridiculous, but Ralph is worse." [36:30]
Ronnie Karam adds disdain for their interactions:
"You married a camera-hungry dude, you know?" [36:36]
The hosts dissect the toxic nature of Drew and Dennis's relationship, emphasizing how it continues to disrupt both their lives and their appearances on the show.
Throughout the episode, Ben and Ronnie intersperse their analysis with humor and personal anecdotes, providing listeners with both entertainment and critical perspectives on the Real Housewives drama.
Ben Mandelker humorously comments on production flaws:
"They still have not fixed the green screen work on this show. Like, could you at least add a drop shadow underneath those chairs?" [40:27]
Ronnie Karam emphasizes the recurring themes:
"This is a banner year for basements on the Real Housewives." [08:36]
Their ability to balance satire with genuine commentary offers listeners a well-rounded understanding of the episode's events.
Ronnie Karam at [04:15]:
"She learned to cook from her mother and her grandmother."
Ben Mandelker at [05:25]:
"I'm here to tell you, Kelly, we are in jeopardy."
Ben Mandelker at [16:09]:
"She wants to have a baby."
Ronnie Karam at [36:36]:
"You married a camera-hungry dude, you know?"
Ben Mandelker at [40:27]:
"Could you at least add a drop shadow underneath those chairs?"
In this episode of Watch What Crappens, Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam adeptly navigate the intricate web of relationships and business ventures in Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 16 Episode 2. Their insightful commentary, combined with sharp wit and memorable quotes, offers listeners an engaging and comprehensive recap. Whether dissecting Kelly’s ambitious renovations, Brittany’s fraught divorce, or Shadina’s inspiring resilience, the hosts provide a balanced blend of humor and analysis, making the podcast a must-listen for fans and newcomers alike.
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