Podcast Summary: Watch What Crappens – Episode #2767 "Crappy Hour 3/17/25: Dorit V Debts, Jax V Cocaine, Carl V Literature, Bravoleb Pods"
Release Date: March 18, 2025
1. Welcome and Personal Updates
The episode kicks off with Ronnie Caram and Ben Mandelker sharing their recent experiences with cold weather and travel. Ronnie humorously praises Porter Air, mentioning their quirky mascot raccoon and the unique in-flight announcements that left both hosts exasperated.
Ronnie Caram [03:26]: "They have a little cute raccoon as their mascot... they made so many announcements on that flight, it was nonsense."
Ben adds his thoughts on enduring the cold, reminiscing about their time in Toronto and Minneapolis before flying back to Los Angeles.
Ben Mandelker [03:11]: "I'm freezing cold. But other than that, I'm cold. I kind of like it and I'm getting used to it."
2. Bravo TV Headlines and Discussions
Sheena's Appearance on Masked Singer
The hosts delve into recent happenings on Bravo, starting with the surprise appearance of Sheena on The Masked Singer. They ponder how she managed to conceal her identity, given her distinctive voice and presence.
Ben Mandelker [06:26]: "How did you not know it was Sheena? I mean, wasn't every song just, like, one of every one of the prime cocktails."
Ronnie imagines Sheena in various disguises, emphasizing her recognizable personality.
Ronnie Caram [06:35]: "Imagine if she was on just the masked waitress... you're like, who is that waitress? It's always Sheena."
Carl Radke's Biography
Carl Radke is spotlighted for releasing his biography titled "Cake Eater", addressing misconceptions about his personality and lifestyle.
Ronnie Caram [09:21]: "It's about misconceptions about me. One misconception is that I don't like weight, but I'm being put on me."
Ben appreciates Carl's venture into literature, highlighting the humorous debunking of his "cake eater" label.
Jax Taylor's New Podcast and Cocaine Addiction Confession
The hosts discuss Jax Taylor launching a new podcast, "In the Mind of a Man," where he openly confesses to a cocaine addiction. They critique his approach to addressing personal issues on a public platform.
Ben Mandelker [10:21]: "He has a cocaine addiction. It's very difficult to hear and process."
They humorously suggest a rename to mock his confession's nature.
Ronnie Caram [10:44]: "Maybe you should rename his podcast from in the Mind of a Man to in the Nose of a Man."
New Bravo Podcasts: Bran, Gia Giudice, and Michelle Lolly
Bran (Roni) releases "See Below", accompanied by quirky Instagram posts, while Gia Giudice ventures into podcasting with "Casual Chaos". The hosts express skepticism about their content but remain entertained by their antics.
Ben Mandelker [11:15]: "She made an Instagram with it and she just took wacky pictures of herself... so that sounds terrifying. I'm sure it'll be full of lies, which is fine."
3. Age Dynamics on Bravo Shows
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing the age differences among cast members across various Bravo shows. They highlight how younger and older personalities interact, sometimes incongruously, leading to interesting dynamics.
Ronnie Caram [19:07]: "Did you know that Whitney from Southern Charm is older than Mauricio? Isn't that crazy?"
They debate the appropriateness of age mixing in shows like Real Housewives of New York City and Summer House, pondering how it affects group chemistry.
Ben Mandelker [20:38]: "She's so youthful, but she's 56 years old. It's like someone who's just partying at 22."
4. Tamara Judge's Instagram Tantrum
The hosts address Tamara Judge's dramatic Instagram post declaring her departure from Real Housewives of Orange County (RHOC). They speculate on the reasons behind her sudden exit, suggesting conflicts with co-star Gretchen.
Ronnie Caram [27:10]: "Tamara got back to work. So we don't know what happened on that New Orleans trip, but obviously..."
Ben criticizes Tamara's approach, highlighting the tension between her and Teddi Mellencamp.
Ben Mandelker [28:01]: "Real Housewives of Orange County is the reason our podcast is so big. One of us needs to be on tv, and we know it's not gonna be me. Get your ass back to work."
5. Insights from New Orleans Trip
Ronnie shares exclusive insights from a recent trip to New Orleans, where they captured interactions between Gretchen and Heather on a flight, indicating underlying tensions.
Ronnie Caram [29:38]: "So this is evident. Gretchen and Heather didn't speak the whole flight... they're just, like, looking at their phones, probably texting."
They review video clips showcasing Heather's confrontational behavior, adding comedic interpretations of her gestures and attitudes.
Ronnie Caram [34:16]: "Let me read what the actual email said while you're all looking at this picture."
6. Vanderpump Rules: New Cast Revealed
The episode transitions to Vanderpump Rules, introducing the new cast members. The hosts humorously critique their appearances and potential fit within the show.
Ben Mandelker [51:38]: "She has long brown hair, but I don't see it. She's got the face we were talking about before, which is just so much injections and Botox."
They comment on the aesthetics and personalities of newcomers like Venus Demiana and Marcus Johnson, expressing both excitement and skepticism.
Ronnie Caram [53:07]: "She's already awkward... Once you see it, it'll all make sense."
7. Lisa Vanderpump's New Casino Partnership
Lisa Vanderpump announces her collaboration with Caesars to open the Vanderpump Casino in Las Vegas. The hosts mock the concept, envisioning an over-the-top establishment reflecting her flamboyant style.
Ben Mandelker [48:15]: "The tuna tartar slots... they're stuck inside of a cage... I'm not really sure about that."
Ronnie drives the humor further by imagining the casino's ambiance as a chaotic blend of Lisa's house aesthetics.
Ronnie Caram [48:26]: "It's like the tuna tartar slots... I hope the whole casino smells like animal shit. Like her house."
8. James Kennedy and the Tate Brothers Controversy
The hosts discuss James Kennedy's involvement with the Tate brothers, highlighting his public apology after being associated with individuals convicted of human trafficking. They criticize his attempts to distance himself from the controversy.
Ben Mandelker [49:10]: "Convicted of human trafficking. Disgusting pieces of shit let off by Trump."
Ronnie shares her disdain for James's repeated missteps and questions his credibility.
Ronnie Caram [50:19]: "James, come on. For those of you who don't know... he had to come out with a big, long apology after posting a picture with them."
9. Listener Interaction and Closing Remarks
As the episode nears its end, Ronnie addresses listener comments and questions, notably from Carrie about James and the Douche Brothers, reinforcing their stance against dubious Bravo personalities. The hosts wrap up with humorous skits and shout-outs to their listeners and sponsors, maintaining their signature comedic flair.
Ronnie Caram [60:30]: "Watch what crap. INS would like to thank its premium sponsors."
They conclude by encouraging listeners to join their community on platforms like YouTube and Patreon for more exclusive content.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
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Ronnie Caram [03:26]: "They have a little cute raccoon as their mascot... they made so many announcements on that flight, it was nonsense."
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Ben Mandelker [06:26]: "How did you not know it was Sheena? I mean, wasn't every song just, like, one of every one of the prime cocktails."
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Ronnie Caram [10:44]: "Maybe you should rename his podcast from in the Mind of a Man to in the Nose of a Man."
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Ben Mandelker [48:15]: "The tuna tartar slots... they're stuck inside of a cage... I'm not really sure about that."
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Ronnie Caram [53:07]: "She's already awkward... Once you see it, it'll all make sense."
Conclusion
Episode #2767 of Watch What Crappens offers a vibrant mix of humor, sharp commentary, and insider gossip from the Bravo universe. Ronnie Caram and Ben Mandelker excel in dissecting the latest happenings, providing listeners with both laughs and insightful critiques of their favorite (and not-so-favorite) reality TV personalities. Whether it's navigating airline antics, unraveling Bravo's tangled storylines, or poking fun at new cast members, this episode delivers an entertaining deep dive into the world of Bravo.
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