Watch What Crappens: Episode #2770 – Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0105: "You Put My Love On Top (Chef)"

Release Date: March 20, 2025

Introduction

In Episode #2770 of Watch What Crappens, hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam delve into Denise Richards' intriguing episode of Wild Things. Titled "Chef," this episode showcases Denise's comedic prowess, her unconventional beauty routines, and her dynamic interactions with fellow celebrities. Ben and Ronnie provide a humorous and insightful analysis, peppered with notable quotes and timestamps to enrich the listener's understanding.

Denise Richards: The Comedic Star

Ben opens the discussion by highlighting Denise Richards' unexpected comedic talent on camera:

• Ben Mandelker [03:54]: "Denise Richards is very funny. I mean, again, this, these are not the sort of show that I naturally gravitate towards, but she is very, very funny on camera. I'm definitely chuckling a lot more than I thought I would."

Ronnie agrees, emphasizing Denise's ability to be both entertaining and relatable:

• Ronnie Karam [04:09]: "I've done a little Botox here and there maybe like once a year or something. But when I heard of this salmon sperm facial, I thought, 'God's the craziest thing I ever heard.'"

The Face Gym and Unconventional Beauty Routines

A significant part of the episode revolves around Denise and her partner Aaron's unique beauty routines:

• Ben Mandelker [05:38]: "She's rubbing her face with some sort of... she calls it a face gym, which is supposed to stimulate the muscles that keep them tight and young and all that fun stuff."
• Ronnie Karam [06:35]: "I'm still on [Facebook] and I'll still watch it for the animals hugging animal videos and stuff like that. But I'm susceptible to all this crap."

Their playful banter about the face gym and Aaron's quirky wardrobe choices add a layer of humor and relatability:

• Ben Mandelker [06:35]: "Everywhere we go, people say, 'Ronnie, your skin is amazing.' Then they turn to me and say, 'Loved your work as the shepherd and babe.'"
• Ronnie Karam [07:06]: "He's like, the things you do when you get up there, huh?"

Interactions with Broke Williamson and Cooking Antics

A standout moment is Denise's interaction with Brooke Williamson from Top Chef:

• Ben Mandelker [07:32]: "Brooke Williams has actually made me look 10 years younger. I need to have her over to thank her."
• Ronnie Karam [12:14]: "Brooke Williams has actually made me look 10 years younger. I need to have her over to thank her."

Denise's attempts at cooking become a focal point, showcasing her struggles and comedic failures in the kitchen:

• Ben Mandelker [08:13]: "Denise is really just kind of like making play doh or something like that. Like, things are flying out of the stand mixer. There's glop on the wall."
• Ronnie Karam [10:15]: "I probably is, too. So she's like, yeah, yeah, hopefully I can do."

The hosts humorously critique Denise's culinary skills while highlighting her endearing charm:

• Ben Mandelker [26:12]: "Judy Dench and I finally bonded. She hates her too, you know."
• Ronnie Karam [35:26]: "Am I right? Amazing."

Family Dynamics and Sammy's Transformation

The episode also delves into family relationships, particularly focusing on Sammy's nose surgery and her evolving personality:

• Ben Mandelker [37:08]: "When you have holes in your pasta when I make it, I know I'm about 10 times better than anyone I see on that network these days."
• Ronnie Karam [39:28]: "You've literally got thousands of people jerking off to you every day. What do you want?"

Sammy's journey from insecurity to self-assurance is portrayed with both humor and empathy:

• Ben Mandelker [38:17]: "I just hate my nose. I hate that enormous, massive bump in my nose."
• Ronnie Karam [40:33]: "I'm happy for her."

Celebrity Cameos and Humorous Anecdotes

The episode features amusing anecdotes involving celebrities like Kathy Hilton and Patrick Muldoon:

• Ronnie Karam [22:09]: "I went to rehab, she left 12 monkeys in a cage on my doorstep. I built them a town."
• Ben Mandelker [36:04]: "Judy Dench called her Shelley Long Winded C word. That was pretty good."

Their playful discussions about these interactions add depth and entertainment value to the summary.

Host Commentary and Notable Quotes

Throughout the episode, Ben and Ronnie infuse their commentary with wit and humor, making the summary engaging:

• Ben Mandelker [09:07]: "It's like the Brook Williamson of only fans."
• Ronnie Karam [15:53]: "One of the main reasons I started my only fans was to have my own money to get my own apartment, a new car, and my boobs done and a new nose."

These quotes not only reflect the hosts' humor but also provide insightful snapshots of the episode's key moments.

Conclusion

Episode #2770 of Watch What Crappens offers a hilarious and heartfelt recap of Denise Richards' Wild Things episode "Chef." Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam expertly navigate through Denise's comedic endeavors, beauty rituals, family dynamics, and celebrity interactions, delivering a comprehensive and entertaining summary. Their ability to balance humor with genuine insights makes this episode a must-listen for fans eager to catch up on all the Bravo drama and beyond.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Ben Mandelker [03:54]: "Denise Richards is very funny. I mean, this is not the sort of show that I naturally gravitate towards, but she is very, very funny on camera."
• Ronnie Karam [04:09]: "I've done a little Botox here and there maybe like once a year or something. But when I heard of this salmon sperm facial, I thought, 'God's the craziest thing I ever heard.'"
• Ben Mandelker [05:38]: "She's rubbing her face with some sort of... she calls it a face gym, which is supposed to stimulate the muscles that keep them tight and young."
• Ronnie Karam [07:06]: "He's like, the things you do when you get up there, huh?"
• Ben Mandelker [08:13]: "Denise is really just kind of like making play doh or something like that. Like, things are flying out of the stand mixer. There's glop on the wall."
• Ronnie Karam [10:15]: "I probably is, too. So she's like, yeah, yeah, hopefully I can do."
• Ben Mandelker [22:09]: "I built them a town."
• Ronnie Karam [35:26]: "Am I right? Amazing."
• Ben Mandelker [37:08]: "When you have holes in your pasta when I make it, I know I'm about 10 times better than anyone I see on that network these days."
• Ronnie Karam [39:28]: "You've literally got thousands of people jerking off to you every day. What do you want?"

These quotes encapsulate the essence of the hosts' humor and the episode's key moments, providing listeners with memorable snippets from the discussion.