Watch What Crappens – Episode #2778 Trailer Trash Bonus: The Valley Season 2
Release Date: March 27, 2025 | Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam | Platform: Wondery
Introduction to The Valley Season 2
In this special bonus episode, hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam delve into the highly anticipated second season of "The Valley," providing a humorous yet insightful trailer trash analysis. They set the stage by highlighting their excitement about the new season, especially in the absence of other Bravo staples like "Vanderpump Rules" and the "Real Housewives" series.
Ronnie Karam [03:58]: “Now, the big worry here is that Jax has come out of the closet with his coke addiction, you know, right in time to promote his new podcast and this season of the show.”
Cast Breakdown and Character Developments
Jax Taylor’s Comeback and Struggles
Jax Taylor's return is a focal point of discussion. Ronnie expresses skepticism about Jax's redemption arc, referencing his past struggles with addiction while maintaining a critical stance towards his character.
Ronnie Karam [04:22]: “I'm not going to give him a break just because he has a coke addiction, but good for him for working it through and stuff, if he ever does. But Jax still sucks.”
The hosts analyze Jax’s new look, noting his apparent effort to showcase a “fresh” appearance with hand tattoos and a maintained full head of hair, despite still grappling with his personal demons.
Michelle Lolly [05:17]: “I am so excited to go on my first Virgin cruise. You know the idea of a kid free ship is very appealing to me and all these menus, it's like definitely a bonus.”
Kristen and Luke’s Relationship Dynamics
Kristen's quirky fashion choices—dressed like theater curtains—and Luke’s evolved appearance are subjects of mockery. The hosts comment on their outfits, suggesting a lack of cohesiveness and questioning the thematic choices.
Michelle Lolly [05:59]: “She's definitely giving kind of like a bordello decor look for her dress. She's like, seriously?”
Their relationship appears stable, with Kristen and Luke seemingly being the most harmonious pair among the cast, a point Ronnie highlights amidst the general chaos.
Ronnie Karam [17:07]: “She's the only one that looks kind of comfortable in this intro. Booging down. She looks great.”
Janet’s Continued Turmoil
Janet remains an emotional bull in the show, described as an "emotional terrorist" by Ronnie. Her struggles with anger and conflict continue to be a recurring theme, making her interactions particularly volatile.
Michelle Lolly [08:16]: “And she looks with a waffle. So that's.”
Fashion Fiascos and Styling Critiques
A significant portion of the discussion revolves around the cast's questionable fashion choices. From overly themed outfits to mismatched color palettes, Ben and Ronnie don’t hold back in their critique.
Ronnie Karam [09:10]: “Some things in season two, they get a bigger budget and come back in nicer clothes. Not this cast. No, this cast is very much like, you know, Friday night at the Cineplex Odeon.”
They specifically call out the absurdity of certain outfits, such as fuchsia shirts, skin-toned lips, and mismatched accessories, highlighting the lack of fashion sense among the cast members.
Plot Predictions and Future Conflicts
Ben and Ronnie speculate on potential storylines, predicting heightened drama and further deterioration of relationships, especially among the male cast members.
Ronnie Karam [35:14]: “Wow, she's okay, so I love that she tells Janet you and leaves. And look at stupid Janet. She's like, it's supposed to be my birthday at the bank today, but I guess we're just gonna all ignore that.”
They foresee Janet's ongoing conflicts and the possibility of more confrontations involving other key players like Kristen and Luke, suggesting that the season will amplify existing tensions.
Memorable Quotes and Highlights
Throughout the episode, the hosts share numerous memorable quotes that encapsulate their comedic take on the show:
- Ronnie Karam [30:01]: “It's gonna go viral, so I'm gonna promote my bar.”
- Ben Mandelker [31:22]: “I love you.”
- Michelle Lolly [44:42]: “This is why I feel crazy 24/7. I've never blacked out and hurt my friends.”
These quotes not only provide comedic relief but also offer snapshots of the dynamic interplay between the hosts as they navigate the absurdities of "The Valley."
Conclusion and Final Predictions
As the episode wraps up, Ben and Ronnie reiterate their expectations for a tumultuous season filled with exaggerated drama, questionable fashion, and evolving relationships. They express anticipation for the new cast members and the inevitable chaos that awaits viewers.
Ronnie Karam [56:38]: “Great. Well, we'll be there.”
Michelle Lolly [56:39]: “Absolutely. We will be. I can't wait. It's gonna be. Looks like a really good season.”
The hosts sign off with a blend of excitement and sarcasm, promising another season of "The Valley" that promises to deliver all the crappens the audience has come to love.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps:
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Ronnie Karam [04:22]: “I'm not going to give him a break just because he has a coke addiction, but good for him for working it through and stuff, if he ever does. But Jax still sucks.”
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Michelle Lolly [05:17]: “I am so excited to go on my first Virgin cruise. You know the idea of a kid free ship is very appealing to me and all these menus, it's like definitely a bonus.”
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Ronnie Karam [09:10]: “Some things in season two, they get a bigger budget and come back in nicer clothes. Not this cast. No, this cast is very much like, you know, Friday night at the Cineplex Odeon.”
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Michelle Lolly [44:42]: “This is why I feel crazy 24/7. I've never blacked out and hurt my friends.”
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Ronnie Karam [56:38]: “Great. Well, we'll be there.”
This detailed summary captures the essence of the "Watch What Crappens" episode, offering an engaging overview of Ben and Ronnie's comedic analysis and anticipation for "The Valley" Season 2. Whether you're a longtime fan or new to the podcast, this recap provides all the essential insights and entertainment highlights.
