Watch What Crappens Podcast Episode #2796 Summary: "Denise Richards & Her Wild Things S1 Finale: Re-Possessing Sisters"
Released on April 9, 2025
Introduction
In the season finale of "Denise Richards & Her Wild Things," titled "Re-Possessing Sisters," Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam dive deep into the chaotic and comedic unraveling of Denise Richards' fictional life on Bravo’s latest drama. This episode captures the essence of what "Watch What Crappens" is all about—praising, ridiculing, and eviscerating Bravo's finest with a healthy dose of humor and sharp wit.
Main Storyline Discussion
Opening Monologue Chaos ([02:15] – [03:15])
The episode kicks off with Denise Richards attempting to deliver an opening monologue that leaves listeners scratching their heads. Ronnie quips, “Denise’s opening monologue doesn't really make any sense” ([02:57]), setting the tone for a night filled with confusing narratives and unexpected twists.
Aaron’s Over-the-Top Presence ([02:15] – [07:18])
A central plot revolves around Aaron, Denise's husband, whose grandiose presence is humorously exaggerated throughout the finale. Ben humorously remarks, “Either way, Aaron's got a big dick. Big dick” ([02:15]), which becomes a running gag as Denise showcases Aaron’s attempts to embrace body makeup, leading to awkward and laugh-out-loud moments. For instance, when Denise applies makeup to Aaron, he struggles humorously: “I can’t touch my arms to my side because I’m a man. A man with body makeup” ([06:53]).
Photo Shoot Fiasco ([07:35] – [17:12])
The hosts dissect the family’s troubled photo shoot scenes, highlighting the absurdity and lack of cohesion. Denise’s attempt to create Instagram-worthy moments for their pets culminates in hilariously failed interactions. At [09:31], Denise optimistically declares, “When Aaron gets there, I'll tell you what the name of her movie will be. Big Dick Not Missing,” which is met with incredulous laughter from Ronnie.
Red Carpet Parking Woes ([11:03] – [17:12])
A significant subplot features Aaron struggling to find parking at a high-profile movie premiere. The hosts mockingly question Aaron’s competence, with Ronnie commenting, “Is there like a valet? Isn’t there reserve parking?” ([16:21]). This leads to a series of misadventures, including Aaron’s confusion over parking signs: “I think big Pharma wants me to park here” ([17:15]), further emphasizing his incompetence in navigating simple tasks.
Repossessing the Car ([25:09] – [31:02])
The climax of the episode revolves around Sammy’s car being repossessed, adding another layer of chaos. Ronnie humorously notes, “Sammy’s car just got stolen” ([25:09]), leading to a flurry of blame and confusion. Ben empathizes with Aaron’s plight, stating, “It's natural. It's what happens with a man and a woman” ([19:56]). The discussion evolves into a comedic exchange about the realities of adult responsibilities, with Denise chastising Sammy: “You are old enough to be on an adult site, you are old enough to be an adult” ([30:12]).
Family Reconciliation ([36:33] – [37:31])
In a heartwarming yet comedic turn, the episode concludes with Denise and her daughters reconciling after a tumultuous shoot. Ronnie triumphantly announces, “So today, as a couple of hours ago, Lola has apologized for everything” ([36:33]), signaling a hopeful resolution. Denise adds a sweet moment, “Realize how much I miss talking to my sister” ([37:17]), balancing the humor with genuine familial bonds.
Notable Quotes
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Ben Mandelker: “Can my two daughters talk to each other like adults? Maybe we'll find out by the end of the episode. Either way, Aaron's got a big dick. Big dick.” ([02:15])
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Ronnie Karam: “I have to say, no narrative in this episode... just throw whatever we didn't put in and we'll get even.” ([02:57])
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Ben Mandelker: “Wow. Well, the episode opens up with Denise sitting on the sofa.” ([02:53])
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Ronnie Karam: “It's a run-of-the-mill, no-agenda kind of thing.” ([04:10])
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Ben Mandelker: “What kind of makeup are you gonna do, Sammy?” ([31:02])
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Ronnie Karam: “Let’s dance with a spatula. He's gonna break the Internet. This would be so good on TikTok.” ([08:33])
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Denise Richards: “What’s really up in your shoes?” ([31:09])
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Ronnie Karam: “Girls are so glad you're proud. You sucked it up. You did these pictures. You're professionals mostly.” ([35:41])
Host Reactions and Commentary
Throughout the episode, Ben and Ronnie provide a running commentary that blends sharp humor with insightful critiques of the show's absurdities. Their playful banter often highlights the nonsensical plot points and over-the-top character behaviors, making listeners both laugh and reflect on Bravo’s reality TV tropes.
For example, when discussing the confusing narrative, Ronnie remarks, “She makes him a coffee, and he's like, I can't touch my arms to my side because I'm a man” ([06:35]), underscoring the lack of logical storytelling.
Additionally, their mockery of Aaron’s struggles and Denise’s attempts at normalcy bring levity to the chaotic narrative, illustrating their expertise in navigating the often ridiculous world of Bravo TV.
Conclusion
The season finale of "Denise Richards & Her Wild Things" serves as a fitting end to Denise Richards' wild journey, packed with humorous mishaps, exaggerated drama, and heartfelt reconciliation. Ben and Ronnie expertly dissect each scene, providing listeners with a comprehensive and entertaining recap filled with memorable quotes and insightful commentary. Whether you're a die-hard Bravo fan or new to the show, this episode offers a delightful mix of humor and critique that captures the essence of "Watch What Crappens."
Final Thoughts
"Denise Richards & Her Wild Things" S1 Finale: "Re-Possessing Sisters" exemplifies why "Watch What Crappens" remains a beloved podcast for Bravo enthusiasts. Ben and Ronnie's ability to find humor in the chaos ensures that listeners gain a comprehensive understanding of the episode while enjoying every moment of the critique.
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