#2820 Below Deck Down Under S03E13: Lipsticking It To Her

Summary

Watch What Crappens - Episode #2820 Summary

Podcast Information:

• Title: Watch What Crappens
• Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
• Platform: Wondery
• Episode: #2820 Below Deck Down Under S03E13: Lipsticking It To Her
• Release Date: April 29, 2025

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Introduction

In Episode #2820 of Watch What Crappens, hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam dive into the latest episode of Below Deck Down Under titled "Lipsticking It To Her." Known for their sharp wit and candid commentary on Bravo's reality TV antics, Ben and Ronnie dissect the unfolding drama aboard the yacht with their signature blend of humor and insight.

Recap of "Lipsticking It To Her"

The episode centers around escalating tensions between crew members Lara and Zarina, leading to a series of confrontations that threaten the harmony of the yacht's operations.

• Lara vs. Zarina: The primary conflict arises when Zarina criticizes Lara's approach to plate presentation, leading to an intense argument. Ronnie humorously remarks, "Do you remember that season when Kate... how dare you call me a yachty, you bigot" (08:50), highlighting Lara's frustration with Zarina's authoritative demeanor.

• Alicia and Nate's Flirtation: Amid the crew tensions, Alicia flirts with Nate, donning her signature "flirting bow." Ben jokes, "She has so much stuff dangling from her hair at all times. It's like little ticker tape parades going by" (09:55), poking fun at Alicia's over-the-top accessories.

• Harry's Promotion: Harry is promoted to lead deckhand, but not without mishaps. During his first task, the anchor gets stuck due to Nick's inexperience, leading to a near-chaotic situation. Ronnie quips, "Harry's like, I will walk off this boat if you say Marmite one more time" (36:07), referencing Harry's outburst over a minor issue.

Key Conflicts and Character Dynamics

Ben and Ronnie delve deep into the interpersonal relationships and power dynamics aboard the yacht, providing humorous yet insightful observations.

• Leadership Struggles: Zarina confronts Alicia about crossing professional boundaries, urging her to stick to her department. Ben summarizes, "Zarina gets her little lick in, too... it's more problematic because there's a power dynamic at play" (07:44).

• Brie's Ineptitude: Brie's continuous struggles with basic tasks, like turning off the shower, become a point of contention. Ronnie sarcastically comments, "Calling me Scrub Mommy," referencing Brie's incompetence (72:16).

• Ceremonial Duties and Gossip: The hosts highlight how ceremonial duties, like serving food or setting up themed dinners, become battlegrounds for the crew's underlying issues. Ben notes, "Her fairy godmother fixed it for you... stupid little lipstick is gonna be a disaster" (69:21), critiquing Alicia's exaggerated excitement over a simple gift.

The "Fish Report" Segment

In a departure from the yacht drama, Ben and Ronnie present their humorous "Fish Report," where they review various aquatic creatures featured in the episode.

• Top Picks: The hosts showcase different fish, ranging from the twerking octopus to the elegant lionfish. Ronnie declares the octopus as her favorite, exclaiming, "I'm giving it to this twerking octopus" (59:56), while Ben supports her choice with, "I think the octopus is number one this week" (59:44).

• Comedic Critiques: They provide playful critiques, such as Ben's observation, "We're going to pretend like we're already been. We've already been cooked, so no one wants to catch us" (57:57), adding levity to the segment.

Climax: Circus-Themed Dinner and Wind Turmoil

The episode reaches its peak as the crew prepares a circus-themed dinner amidst worsening weather conditions.

• Circus Setup: Lara insists on a big tent theme, complete with gold accents and popcorn. Ben mockingly suggests alternative themes, "How about a goop themed dinner on a yacht? Just goosh and beige" (26:22), emphasizing his disdain for the over-the-top decorations.

• Weather Chaos: As the crew struggles to set up, a powerful windstorm wreaks havoc, tearing down decorations and heightening tensions. Ronnie narrates the chaos with urgency, "We're all gonna die. It's wind" (75:45), capturing the imminent disaster.

Conclusion and Final Thoughts

Ben and Ronnie wrap up the episode by reflecting on the day's events aboard the yacht, offering both critiques and comedic relief.

• Final Reflections: Ben muses, "I'm super torn because I love the octopus. I love the moray eel. I love the shark... I'm giving lionfish number three" (59:08), summarizing their top picks from the Fish Report.

• Preview of Upcoming Content: They tease upcoming live shows and bonus content available through their Patreon, encouraging listeners to engage further with their content.

Notable Quotes

• Ronnie on Plate Presentation Conflict: "How dare you call me a stewardess. Have I earned nothing in this life?" (07:25)

• Ben on Alicia's Accessories: "It's like little ticker tape parades going by" (10:09)

• Ronnie on Harry's Outburst: "Harry's like, I will walk off this boat if you say Marmite one more time" (36:07)

• Ben on Brie's Shower Struggles: "This is why the deckhands get to just hang out on a beach, whereas the interior is working non-stop" (64:25)

• Ronnie on the Windstorm: "We're all gonna die. It's wind" (75:45)

Final Thoughts

Episode #2820 of Watch What Crappens delivers a thoroughly entertaining analysis of Below Deck Down Under's latest drama. Ben and Ronnie adeptly balance humorous commentary with insightful observations, making the episode engaging both for seasoned fans and newcomers alike. Their unique perspective sheds light on the intricate dynamics aboard the yacht, all while keeping listeners entertained with their playful banter and sharp wit.

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Note: Timestamps correspond to the provided transcript and are indicative of when each quote occurs within the episode.

Transcript

[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

Well, hello and welcome to Watch what Crappens. I'm Ronnie and that's Ben over there. Hello, Ben.

[Ben]

Hi.

[Ronnie]

What you doing?

[Ben]

I'm hanging out with you. What are you doing?

[Ronnie]

Just getting ready to do a little Below Deck down under. Everybody, welcome to the Captain's Lounge. We are doing two shows here in Texas next week, which is very exciting. Our mounting Historia tour will be stopping in Austin at Emos next Thursday. Friday we'll be in Dallas and then the week after we'll be in Las Vegas for our first time. So get your tickets, ticket links and all that good stuff over at Watch what Crap in Stock. That's also where you'll find links to our Patreon, which has these video recaps we're on right now. Hello video people. And our bonus episodes. We did a Next Gen NYC preview last week and this week we're doing a below deck regular flavor preview which is going to be really fun. That should be coming out tomorrow or the next day. So check that out over at our Patreon. And also I just wanted to give a shout out to my friend Stephanie Wilder Taylor who wrote a book called Drunkish about her sobriety journey. She's a really funny lady. I used to co host Rose Pricks, a bachelor podcast with her and now she has a podcast, a new podcast called Drunkish based on her book where she talks to regular people and also celebrities like whoever's kind of in her orbit on their sobriety journey and of course makes it really funny. So if that's something you're going through or you're sober, curious as they say, go check out Drunkus. She's a talented lady and I'm proud of her for, for all of this good stuff. What's going on with you today? Banoons.

[Ben]

Well, now I'm feeling pride for our sweet Stephanie. I'm just happy here to talk some below deck. Had a really fun time watching it last night and you know we have. And I just want to also flag too. Some people have been asking. We are going to recap Love Hotel. We're going to do that right after this, in fact.

[Ronnie]

Oh yeah.

[Ben]

Keep an ear and an eye out for that because that's gonna be a real fun one for us. But you know, I'm just here, I'm below deck day. I really, I really enjoy below deck day these days. I don't know why. It's like a nice change up for me. So I'm happy. I'm a happy clam. Happy as a clam, pun intended. Because it's an aquatic show.

[Ronnie]

Well, there you go. Are clams happy? I don't know where that. I guess because they look like they're smiling. Right. Because of their shell.

[Ben]

If clams are happy, then why is it that if you're like palms get sweaty or whatever, you say that you're clammy. Clammy. Clammy is not a happy adjective. Or I think that like happy as.

[Ronnie]

A clam is a right.

[Ben]

Yeah. I think happy as a clam is, is a sarcastic phrase like, oh, I'm as happy as a clam, you know?

[Ronnie]

Yeah. Cuz the only clams I ever see are dead. They don't look happy. They look very sad.

[Ben]

They're like squirt at you in the sand.

[Ronnie]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Clams do not. They're not happy.

[Ronnie]

They're, they're or they're like, like people use it as like a vagina thing. Which I'm not saying vaginas aren't happy. It's just like, I don't know, I feel like we need to leave the clam alone at this point. Stop drinking the clam.

[Ben]

Probably upset because they have such a, they have such a monosyllabic sort of like womp womp name like you know something like they're, they're. Its friend gets to be called a full on muscle. You got barnacle, you got muscle, you got scallop and oh, who's this clam?

[Ronnie]

Hey, clam, welcome to the party. It was so good to see you. Well, Freeway was backed up on the tent due to an accident. There was blood all over the road.

[Ben]

Hey, clam, how you feeling today? Well, I got another grain of sand in me today. So whoever winds up eating me, better wash me real hard. Otherwise I'll see the meal.

[Ronnie]

Another tried to find a pearl in my today. So that was fun.

[Ben]

I had to tell them I'm not an oyster, you idiot. I will say clams do have a really cool cousin because, you know, like clams are so. But actually it's not really a cousin, it's like an older brother. Razor clams. That's pretty cool. If you're a razor clam, you're like, like clam is always just like in the shadow of its cool brother razor. Because, like, no other shellfish has a razor in its name.

[Ronnie]

Unless you're like a fat razor clam. And then you're like, oh. They're like, oh, my God, a fat razor. What an embarrassment to the family.

[Ben]

Well, it could be worse. You could be a gooey duck, which.

[Ronnie]

Are like, yeah, no one makes nice, nice things out of gooey duck.

[Ben]

Those poor things. People are like, oh, like a gooey duck. People dress up like a gooey duck and win an Oscar for it, you know?

[Ronnie]

Yeah, that's like Charlize Theron's like, Oscar winning turn. So, everyone, the point of all of this is that Lara is an asshole. Okay, welcome to Below Deck Down Under. Here we go. Lipstick Wars. Dun dun dun Dun Dun. Season three, episode. No, it's not season three. It is season three, episode 13. Let's see what happens, shall we?

[Ben]

Let's see. So previously there's tension between Lara and Zarina. So then we're at the club and. Because they just had a whole talk, like, where Zarina sort of fixed things with Alicia. Alicia. And then. But then she and Lark. Is it okay? Yeah. At all? I'm. I'm probably driving the listeners nuts because all season long I just can't tell. So I just alternate during the recap and just that way my. I hedge my bets.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. Yeah, it's Alicia.

[Ben]

Okay, good. Okay, we are officially.

[Ronnie]

Listen, it took me eight episodes to get it right to you, sir. Nine. So I got it. And it's below deck. I feel like we should not be expected to get anything correct about these cast members until, like, episode 20 out of 24. Yeah, there's a lot of changes on.

[Ben]

This show when the mid season trailer drops. So anyway, so Lara and Zarina just had a fight. And Zarina's like, I've never had a stewardess ever tell me how to play it before in my life. So now Brie and Lara are in the bathroom complaining. Lara is venting. And Zarina, meanwhile, is venting to Harry. And they're both complaining about each other. And Lara's like, I said to Serena, if I'm being totally honest, sometimes you can come across to me as passive aggressive and you can say things to me that make me feel stupid. And Zarina's saying, like, she just doesn't back down. Like she has to have control over everything and I'm just over it.

[Ronnie]

I like that. Harry goes. Laura? We talking about Laura? Yes. Harry, don't come console me if you're gonna pretend you don't know who the fuck we're talking about.

[Ben]

No, we're talking about Ruth, Buzzy. So Lara's.

[Ronnie]

We're complaining about Bea Arthur biting her wrist in the big scene. Yes, Harry, thank you for focusing on.

[Ben]

Well, Zarina's great. I'm glad Zarina said the thing last week because she said a phrase that has gotten under Lara's skin and she cannot shake it. She's so. And we hear it for the first time here. Laura goes. I mean, she said to me. I've never had a stewardess tell me the way I should plate things. Well, one. I'm not a stewardess. I'm a chief stewardess.

[Ronnie]

Oh, okay, Doctor. Okay, let's just pull out the pitchforks. Do you remember that season when Kate, I think it was Kate called? She's like, oh, yeah, we're. We're all great because, you know, you're a Yachty. I'm a yachty because how dare you call me a yachty, you bigot. Like, he got all mad because, yeah, he said yachty. Yachty is a derogatory term. Listen, there's. There's so much going on in the world. This is not the time for you. This is not your. This is not the time for your parade, okay? No, she knows you're a chief stewardess, Laura, okay? And also, Ms. Fucking Gaslighter, you're the one that talks past aggressively to people and makes them feel stupid. Okay? That's. You. Stop turning people's. Stop turning your own faults against people. I'll be your projector. I'll be your projector.

[Ben]

Don't bring. Don't bring Beyonce into this. Don't. Don't sully her with Lara.

[Ronnie]

Blue Ivy's dancing behind me.

[Ben]

Listen, this ain't yachting. So Zarina, like, Lara, is just furious because Zarina got Lara where it hurts. And Lara's like, you know, Zerina and I have obviously had our differences in the past, but we never argued about plate presentation, because who would ever take plate notes from Quasimoto in the kitchen? Am I right? I mean, it's always my way or the highway. So I don't understand why Zarina's making this so personal.

[Ronnie]

And so Bree's like, that's not a way to handle a confrontation. So then Alicia is talking to Nate. You know, they're flirting. And she's got on her flirting bow. Her big, old, like, Little House on the Prairie bow. When did those bows come back? They're so weird. My niece wears one of those bows, and I just pull it off.

[Ben]

Is it a hair bow?

[Ronnie]

Yes, the hair bow. Like the big hair ribbons.

[Ben]

Oh, she has so much stuff dangling from her hair at all times. She always has two balls of hair, and then just, like, streamers and confetti. It's like little ticker tape parades going by.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, she's got a lot of distractions in her hair. I do like her little mini buns that she puts on top of her hair. I like those that look kind of like you've been, like, hit on the head multiple times. You just got, like, little bumps. I like this. They look cute. So Alicia is like, oh, you're such a young spirit. And Nate's like, all right, I'll take young spirit. Doesn't he look like he's always trying to see something? He's like, yeah, spirit. I've got young spirit.

[Ben]

Every week we have a new take on what he looks like or what he's doing. I'm still. I'm still riding high on the Inspector Gadget thing. I'm still going to force that to happen. But, yeah, he's like, okay, so he's Detective Quimby trying to see the fog to see if Inspector Gatchett has arrived yet. So he's. So Alicia's like, you know, you kind of walk around like this, like you have no worries in the world. He's like, that's how I feel. It's like, yeah, I mean, you're happy to be alive. Yeah, I mean, are you happy to be alive? He's like, fuck, yeah, we're gonna sweat tonight. Well, have you seen this season? I think you guys are gonna sweat every minute of the day, not just tonight. I hate to break it down.

[Ronnie]

I'm kidding. You're gonna sweat all. And I like that. She's shocked that, like, a. An attractive blonde, tall, young, white guy has no worries. She's like, it's amazing. Why are you so happy to be alive? He's like, I won the genetic lottery pretty much. So no. No complaints here. So then Alicia is like, oh, yeah, he reminds me a lot of the previous guys I've dated. He's just, like, so playful and soft, and I'm into that. So, yeah, it wouldn't have worked out with Johnny.

[Ben]

Johnny. I thought Johnny was pretty playful. The way he punched that wall and then punched the door, then slammed the door, then punched the door, then slammed the wall. That was playful.

[Ronnie]

Poor. I feel bad for Johnny. Watching this because she's texting him every day, like, I miss you so much. And it's. It's over. That's done. Not that she really owes Johnny anything. I mean, they're young people on a boat, you know, but still, I do feel for Johnny. And even more, I feel for the cabinets in Johnny's house because going through a rough time today.

[Ben]

So Alicia's like, by the way, did people tell you that I may have kissed the other deckhand? He's like, so what's that got to do with anything? And she's like, nothing. I just thought I'd tell you. I feel like. I feel like you're just trouble. Launch you. And he's like.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, I'm not just a deckhand. I'm the boson. So it's different. It's different. Did somebody turn the lights off?

[Ben]

Him?

[Ronnie]

Yeah. You have to open your eyes. Oh, yeah. He's like. Plays the piano brilliantly out of nowhere.

[Ben]

I'm not just the. I'm not just a deckhand. I'm the boson. Which means that if we hook up, it's just a little bit more problematic because there's a power dynamic at play. So let's have at it.

[Ronnie]

So they get on the vans. Each van has a pizza, which.

[Ben]

What a way. Love it.

[Ronnie]

That's how we need to start taking vans. What the hell? We need to start getting into Ubers with full pizzas. When we're touring, we do not do this. And this is, like, the first piece of travel that I've ever seen on the show, where I'm like, this is what I want. A lot of people watch below deck as aspiration. Like, I want to take a private yacht one day. I don't. I have no desire to get on a private yacht and sleep in a tiny bed and poop in some weird airlocked bathroom. I don't have any desire for that. But this. This is the kind of travel I aspire to. Getting in a van with a pizza. Fuck, yes. Show.

[Ben]

Yeah, I like that. Every van should have a pizza. Okay, so Harry said. Harry's like, well, I thought. I think there's a lot of attention in this van right now. It's about you and Zarina. That's the issue. So Lara's saying, I'm sorry, but if I've. If I've done the table to be that elegant for dinner service, I don't want blue plates. Like, it doesn't go with the theme. And I don't think I should have to explain I know she wants her food looking amazing, and I get that. But, like, don't call me a stewardess. I'm a chief stewardess. That is my table. That was the right call for that dinner. And you can't. But blue random plates with a silver and gold evening. It's that simple.

[Ronnie]

How dare you call me a stewardess. Have I earned nothing in this life? And Alicia's like, yeah, it's not about the plates, I don't think. And then we cut to Harry, and he's like, it's. They're just plates. While we're having this big argument about plates. I don't get it. So now they're talking. Adair is asking Marina, how's this mooch? Because Marina got to kiss her hot nerd guy and she's in love. You know, she's like, I'm trying not to get my hopes up, especially after Vihan, but, you know, I'm a nerd. You know, we can maybe watch Hobbit together or play Mario and then, you know, cuddle on the couch. It's like, that's half my kind of girl. Like, play Mario. I don't know about the Hobbit. I'm kind of a nerd, too, you know, but I. At least in my cultural offerings, my cultural. Like, I've read a lot of sci fi and watch a lot of sci fi, but I don't know about the Hobbit. Well, Hobbit's a wuss. There, I said it. I'm so sick of Bilbo Baggins in his. Okay, I don't need another story of Bilbo. Just walking places. And they're like, oh, my God, they're so little. Oh, they're so cute. He's not cute just because he's little. He has gross feet. And I'm sick of watching watching him walk places.

[Ben]

Yeah. I did not get down with the Hobbit. I loved Lord of the Rings, okay? Although that. Even. Even me loving Lord of the Rings. I was really over Frodo. Oh, my God. Watching him wander around with those big eyes being confused and always, like, trembling and always being like, I want to touch my ring. I want to touch my ring. Like, how about you put it in a box and put a lock on it, and then you'll be fine? But, yeah.

[Ronnie]

I can't. I don't know what it is about Lord of the Rings. I can't get into it. I tried watching the new show. Well, it's not new anymore, but the newer show on Amazon, the Elden Ring show. Whatever. That's not Elden Ring. Whatever that's called. Lord of the Rings shows. And I turned it on and it's all these bleach blonde people fighting with fairies or something. And I was like, is this slc? Like, I already have one of those in my life. I'm not. It's a Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. I'm not watching this. Okay.

[Ben]

Yeah. So then Nick. Nick texts Marina goodnight and she's like, oh, I was wondering if he was going to text. And he did. He texted a good night winky face. And it was like, that's perfect if you want to date a pussy.

[Ronnie]

Well, you didn't get a poem yet. I guess it's not a full on wuss. So now it's 8am, which means it's a peaceful morning because it's an even number and it's four hours before charter. And it says, jason's doing yoga. But isn't this the part where he just bends over weirdly in his. On the bridge?

[Ben]

He just, like, bent over? Yeah, that's literally all it was. He just bent over. And then they're like, Lara has like a little meeting with her group and everything, and Nate has a little meeting with his group. It's like the department meetings. And then Zarina pulls Alicia and is like, I want to have a chat with you. So. So they're all gonna gather into their groups. So first we have Harry and Nate talking. And Harry's like, so, did you have a good night? Anything you want to tell me that I can relate to the girls? And Nate's like, yeah, savvy boy, Nick. Cracking on off to the right side. Am I right?

[Ronnie]

No. Proud of my team. Everyone's great on deck. You know, I'm just great on the dance floor. Who can ask for more? How many fingers am I holding up? Why does everyone keep testing my vision? What is it?

[Ben]

I don't get it. Zarita's like, all right, so I've had a conversation with Lara and she's shown me that you've gone to her crying a few times, saying, I'm not approachable and you can't speak to me. And then when you're upset, you're allowed to cry. Listen, when you're upset, you're allowed to cry. You're allowed to have your feelings, you're allowed to do go wherever you want, etc. But what I won't stand for is another head of department giving lipstick to someone in my department. That's just a line. I will not cross.

[Ronnie]

And she's like, well, I never cried. They were the ones who approached me. Which is true. And I'm glad she told her. And she's like, okay, well, I'm sorry you're in the middle of it. But she's just, you know, God, I mean, I just want to make sure you're. You're happy, and I just want to be approachable. You know what I mean? Are you sticking your finger in your butt crack right now? It's itchy. It's itchy. Smells like burrito, which is kind of odd. Am I still being unapproachable? Yes, actually, totally different way.

[Ben]

I just want to be totally approachable, which is why, for the next 12 hours, any question you ask me, I won't answer you. I'll just stack sheet pans, make enough noise till you walk away.

[Ronnie]

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[Ronnie]

She was not getting the text. So I went to Instagram. She has no Instagram anymore. And Facebook. No Facebook anymore.

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[Ronnie]

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[Ronnie]

Now Lara is splitting up some duties. You know, she's helping clean and stuff. And then Jason radios everybody for the preference sheet meeting. Here we go. Charter 7. And this is Rebecca and Eric. They're a husband and wife. They run an alternative clothing company, which basically means people who want to look like extras in the Flintstones when they're at the bowling alley.

[Ben]

I know. I don't understand the concept of alternative clothing. Is this, like. Is this different things for clothing? Is it, like, wearing, like, a door as, like, a shirt or something like that? Like, I don't. I don't know, but based on what you see.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, it's like 50s, you know, old clothing, if you will.

[Ben]

It's like we have a boutique in Los Villas.

[Ronnie]

Yes. It's very, like, thrift store, but we paid a hundred dollars for this top. You know, it's like B52s kind, you know, Rosie the Riveter.

[Ben]

It's like, not. What's it called? Rockabilly. It's like rockabilly burlesque adjacent. So in other words, like, kind of annoying clothing.

[Ronnie]

So, yeah, like, I support it because it's, like, colorful and fun, but I feel like I'm never invited to those parties. Well, you know what? Actually, I was invited to those parties when I did improv, so you. Okay, here's what I'll say about these people. They're all very nice. I've never met a person with this style who's an asshole. Never. Yeah, they're always very nice, very opening, very sharing. Most of them will try to you in a part. Like, there's. They're all kind of swingers. They're like swingers that you wouldn't guess would be swingers. These are the people when you. Yeah.

[Ben]

When you are, like, 13 and you turn on real sex on HBO. Thinking. Thinking you're gonna see something really hot and sexy and you're gonna see these people.

[Ronnie]

Yes.

[Ben]

Touching each other naked at a sound bath. That's what this is.

[Ronnie]

The best way to put it. Thank you.

[Ben]

And, like, the truth is, actually, I don't really have any issue with their clothing. I think it's just that, like, I'm. The mutton chops on one of these guests are so overpowering. It's like. It's like burnt garlic in a dish. It's just gonna. It's gonna turn Everything. So, like, I just can't appreciate this clothing as long as those mutton chops are there. Like, if this was their way of selling the stuff, those mutton chops have gotta go. Okay. We need to do better.

[Ronnie]

I feel like it's a lot of untrimmed pubic hair. I feel like there's not a lot of man grooming going on. That's how I feel. Sorry. So that's who's coming on the boat. So they're trying to figure out what this really means, but they want a circus thing, so they want a circus menu and a seafood extravaganza. Extravaganza. Extravaganza. And Laura loves this because she loved going to the circus when she was little because there were so many people to give lipstick to and turned them to her side so it was nice. She had a whole clown car of an army to use that sounds.

[Ben]

Requires so much lipstick. So, yeah. Now we hear some of Lara's trauma story that somehow is related to the circus. And she talks about how I used to love going to the circus. When I was little, my mom would take me all the time. My parents divorced when I was 3, and my mom, it was, like, really hard for her. So, you know, she's divorced with two kids and had to work three jobs and keep us maintained and happy. So, yeah, going to the circus was like a dream for me. I can't wait for this one.

[Ronnie]

Was your mom a tightrope walker?

[Ben]

I don't. I just don't.

[Ronnie]

Like, was your mom the bearded lady? What does that story have to do with the circus?

[Ben]

Were you raised in 1907? Like, who has so much circus presence in their life?

[Ronnie]

I love going to the circus because my parents are divorced. Ghost. And it really hurt. Like, what the is that? Can we just. Do you think we're not. Do you think the elephants aren't suffering enough pain? How they're treated in circuses without you bringing your parents. Divorce into it? Just let the animals live in pain on their own. We don't need your added trauma here, ma'am. This is a circus.

[Ben]

I can't stand the circus.

[Ronnie]

I never really got the circus either. I always felt bad for the animals and always smelled like poop. And the clowns were weird. I did like, the.

[Ben]

The.

[Ronnie]

The tightrope people and the, you know, swinging the trapeze people. I like that stuff.

[Ben]

But Cirque du Soleil stuff is cool. Like, yeah, technically that's a circus, but honestly.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, because Cirque du Soleil are like, Children. Okay, so Cirque du Soleil is where they take like the Eastern European children and they're like, you will learn to hang from Rob. And they make them do it. And I think that that grows strong children, which grows strong adults. So that's what I like to see. But I don't like to see you kidnapping elephants.

[Ben]

And, you know, well, unless they can fly. So.

[Ronnie]

Unless I can. Well, that, that wasn't a happy story. I made the mistake of watching that dummy Dumbo. I made the mistake of watching the live action Dumbo. That was depressing as. How was that for kids live?

[Ben]

I forgot that they did a live action.

[Ronnie]

Tim Burton.

[Ben]

Listen, so here's the thing with circus theme. I think circus theme is the only thing worse than a circus is a circus theme. And like, circus theme is so. Ugh. It's always, it's tacky colors. It's just, it's just annoying. It's gross. I, I just, I. It's always like red and purple or something or like orange and purple. It's always just this. And I say this realizing that my.

[Ronnie]

My lighting scheme behind the whole background is purple.

[Ben]

I have a, I have a circus theme. I'm going to circus. I just, I just don't like circus theme. I think it's also, it's just, it's too much. It's too aggressive. How about like, how about like a. Here's a theme that they should go for. How about a goop themed dinner on a yacht? Just goosh and beige. Beige, beige and beige with a little bit more beige. And then like a TV room.

[Ronnie]

That's where I like to eat.

[Ben]

Just dabbling.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. Okay, so warning. The winds are coming from the south, guys. We might have to relocate, but we'll put up with it. Surely nothing can go wrong. By the way, Laura, I'd like you to put Marina on service. And she's like, but she's already on breakfast service and she's involved in lunch service. That's all I'll allow a brunette to do on this boat.

[Ben]

Listen, I'm not going to move this boat until you put some. Put her on service. Do you understand? She's like, all right, I just want her to grow because I've decided that I want her to grow. Do you understand what I'm saying? She's like, fine, Fine.

[Ronnie]

So she's visibly pissed. I don't understand why she's so upset about Marina doing service. It just does not make sense to me. I've never seen somebody this.

[Ben]

I actually do understand I actually do understand. It's because Brie is doing a good job on service and Marina's doing a good job in laundry. And she's like, it's working. I don't want to have to fix it. I don't understand why I'm being given this, what feels like an arbitrary edict. So I do understand, and I actually don't really understand why Jason is that invested in this. But that being said, he's telling you to do it, so just do it.

[Ronnie]

And Marina, yeah, God forbid you have to train somebody, Miss, like, call me only Chief Stewardess. Like, train, do your job. Like, make it worth it, okay? Earn your title, ma'am.

[Ben]

And Zarina gets her little lick in, too. Zarina's like, yeah, Marina would be great with the circus stuff, I think, as well.

[Ronnie]

She's like, oh, God, I can't wait to use a CVS online to bring this bitch down. So Nick is talking to Harry and he's like, for lunch, we eat Vegemite sandwiches, and for breakfast we eat Vegemite on toast. Why is Vegemite a particular Australian thing? And his. Harry's like, because it was made there. What do you think it was? And he's like, well, what about Marmite? And he's like that. It's like, oh, my God. I don't think I've ever seen Harry this upset, except for that time where.

[Ben]

He'S like, I will walk off this.

[Ronnie]

Boat if you say Marmite one more time.

[Ben]

Swear, if you bring Mama onto this vessel, I will walk right off. There's nothing keeping me here right now. So then Alicia is talking to herself and she's saying, brain, brain, brain. What is going on inside the brain? And then Tsarina's lying in the cabin and Lara's like, should we have a chat? We've obviously been. We've known each other for a very long time, and, you know, I've. For so many years, I've said, you know, I. I once worked with this crazy old hunchback in a kitchen, and they said, was it the person from Frankenstein? I said, might as well have been. She did cook stuff that tasted like brains. And I always enjoyed having you as that. That role in my life. And I would hate it if we were on bad terms because I want to be able to on you some more to people you don't know. So can we put this in the past?

[Ronnie]

Yeah. And Serena's like, so Alicia's telling me that you're, like, getting involved a lot. And she's like, I need some Respect, you know, like, if anybody comes to me bitching about you, I tell them to have some respect and talk to you. So it would be nice if you stuck to your department. And she's like, oh, would I kind of disagree with that? You know, I mean, listen, you're a bag lady, and what you do is hold bags outside a store. And I'd really love if we could go back to the days where I come into the galley, throw a tup and sit your head and just take the dishes. Can we just go back to that?

[Ben]

But. But you can see that. First of all, I just want to say, I don't have a hunchback. Second of all, you can see that it's upsetting me that you're still really supportive of this other person. Okay, well, I'm gonna push back a little bit. You don't have a hunchback, but you are brunette, which is basically hunchback in blonde terms.

[Ronnie]

It's follically hunchbacked. You're follicly hunchb.

[Ben]

That brown hair cascades down where hunchback would be, and I don't want to look there at that brown hair, so I just assume there's a hunchback there too.

[Ronnie]

Now Serena's like, okay, but you're not supporting me. You only care if the other person's upset. And she says, but if someone comes to me, I'm just listening. That's literally all I'm doing. But it's not what you're doing, because even when she came to you in the bathroom at the club and said, we talked it over, and she said, it's just part of the industry, you were like, no, she doesn't have a right to treat you like that. And just because she's a chef, she doesn't have the right to treat you like. So, no, you're not just listening. You're stirring, ma'am. You're stirring.

[Ben]

Serena's like, listen, I think if we continue like this, we're just going to be going around in circles. I was sort of like you when you walk because of that tiny left leg of yours. What? I don't. My legs are perfectly even. Are they, though? Are they? You do a lot of circles in that galley.

[Ronnie]

Listen, you used to be content being a peg leg, just. Just spinning yourselves in circles like a protractor. Why are you getting all this attitude all of a sudden? I just don't understand it. I mean, I used to put a parrot on your shoulder, and, you know, we'd ask it to Repeat things. And you were fine with that.

[Ben]

So.

[Ronnie]

But in seriousness, I'm glad that Serena just stayed calm because she can see what Lara's doing, you know, and she just stayed calm and was like, listen, I'm just asking you, leave my department alone. Okay? And so Laura leaves pissed off and she's like, very, very frustrating. So now lunchtime is. Lunch is being made and stuff. And Laura's talking to Marina and she's like, okay, well, I guess I'm going to be switching you around, Bri and Marina. So Bri, you'll do breakfast, help out with lunch. And Marina, you'll be main service. So is that something that you'd like?

[Ben]

Yes, it would be. And Lara's like, you know, Marina is great in housekeeping, although she is a brunette, so it's a little gross. But Brie is great in service, just working so well. And I'm a firm believer if it isn't broke, and furthermore, if it isn't blonde, put it in the cave. And so like Jason wants to challenge all that in the name of growth and. Thanks, Jason. Now we can have a brown haired person facing the guests. I'm sure they'll really love that.

[Ronnie]

You know what I always say, if it ain't blonde, don't dye it. But this is what we're gonna have to do. So, Marina, you're on dinner service tonight. Get downstairs so I can bleach your hair immediately, please.

[Ben]

Are you comfortable wearing wigs? I have this Marilyn Monroe one. It's the best I can do.

[Ronnie]

Okay. So Nate tells Jason that he's made Harry the lead deckhand. And Jason loves that idea. He's like, oh, he's suitable to advance. He's great in a kimono. I've already used him in a couple of online ads. Do you feel that your teams are supporting him? And he's like, I think so. You know, they seem to take leadership from that, from what I heard as a sexual harasser. So they're great with Harry. They'll do great with Harry.

[Ben]

Harry has worked really hard to be a, become a lead deckhand. But the work is not over. There's a little fish tank up here that's cased in green algae. So he'll have to come and scrub that. Then the work will probably be over. But he's got to worry about a whole team now. A team of fish that are trapped in a, in a really disgusting tank. I'm excited to see where this is gonna go, which is gonna be the fish graveyard we all know.

[Ronnie]

So down in the galley, the ladies are preparing a vegetarian stroganoff with beef on the side, because boys need meat all the time. And now Lara's calling provisioner for circus items. And, you know, I feel so bad for the provisioner because she's like, I would like some hula hoops possibly, you know, things that go in a circus. Maybe something that's reminiscent of alien elephants. My parents are divorced. It really hurt. Possibly the phone number to my mother. She's probably still crying. I really can't do this. Could you just send over some circus things? Thank you.

[Ben]

Oh, and also some pink lipstick. One of our girls lost hers. She's blonde, so she needs it desperately.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. So I don't know if we skip that part or if it hasn't come up yet, but I don't think it was. Is that what's her buns? Alicia loses her lipstick and she's like, oh, my God, I can't believe I've lost my lipstick. Where did it go? It's half my personality.

[Ben]

Yeah. So Lara's gonna do her a solid and get her some new lipstick. So then Nate tells the gang. He's like. He said, all right, everyone, I decided to make Harry laid deckhand. And Adair's like, oh, still a pussy, though. And Nick's like, that's very cool. Very excited for that.

[Ronnie]

You're sure choosing a lot of people to lead without a pickup truck.

[Ben]

Last time I checked, he was too pussy to get into the ocean with an infected thumb. So Harry is like, oh, I'm excited. I can finally prove to prove to myself, to Jason, that I've got what it takes, that I can do that job, do the job. And if anyone challenges me, I'm not afraid to walk off this boat right now.

[Ronnie]

So Lara is. Who's she bossing around? She's like, boss around Alicia.

[Ben]

Which is.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, it is her. Right. It just didn't seem right that she'd be bossing around Alicia when I looked at the notes. But I guess that is what happened.

[Ben]

It is what happened. Because at the end of the preference sheet meeting, Jason said something like, also, can you clean up this galley? Not galley, the crew mess, Which I always thought was the deckhand's job. Isn't that the deckies that clean the crew mess? So Lara goes up to Alicia's, like, in the morning, if we could just do, like, a vacuum wipe of the crew area and then obviously put lunch out. Keep up lunch. Everyone will clear their plates and stuff and bit but, you know, clean down. I was Like, I feel like you're not supposed to give orders to Alicia, like, for cleaning stuff. That should be. I don't know. I think that Alicia's job is in the kitchen.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. And Serena tries to kind of step. She's like, well, are you going to be okay with your timings? And she goes, oh, I can make time for it. So she's like, you know, Serena's like, godamn it.

[Ben]

So then, like, oh, by the way, here, I got you something special. It's a. It's a raw herring that you can feed that ogre in the corner of your galley. I know she's getting angry at this time of the day.

[Ronnie]

Here's a cracker for you to feed the parrot in case she ever puts that back on the shoulder. Really is a good gig. Really good. So then the guests are coming in 10 minutes. And here they come. It's Eric and Rebecca. Their primary charter guests are from LA Shocker. They own an alternative clothing company, Bigger Shocker. And they have over 50 tattoos between the two of them. There are no surprises here, but there is a lot of color, Lots of color coming down.

[Ben]

Lots of color.

[Ronnie]

Also, these are just like Barney Rubble cosplay coming down the deck.

[Ben]

A lot of bright orange colors that are there. It's. It's like a lot of, like, cheese doodle colors are coming. Coming to the yacht. Also, these people can't be that interesting because if the. Normally the third factoid they give is something really bizarre. It's like hired someone specifically hired, like, two assistants for the dog. But this case, to say you have only 50t. To say you have 50 tattoos between two people from LA. I just don't think that. That they could do better. They could find a funnier thing. Like, do these people just not have anything else going on at. Beyond that. Their tattoos? Because having a lot of tattoos these days is. Is really normal, I think.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. I was expecting the last factoid to be Eric and Rebecca both sleep with Rebecca's sister or something. You know, so Nate's like, these guests look awesome. You know, first impressions, they remind me of my mates back home. You know, very long armpit hair.

[Ben]

Now, maybe there's some merit based on your theory that he looks like he's. He can't see. It's like, are you sure these remind you of your mates? Do they really look like this? So he's like, yeah, they're like a bunch of larrikins. They're like, what's a larrikin? Oh, put it up. Put up on the put up on the screen. Lyrican noun, Australian, English. A good natured, mischievous person. Oh, larrikin.

[Ronnie]

So they do the tour and Harry passes one of them and he's like, I've never seen facial hair like that. I mean, what is it? It's a mutton chop. What do they call it? That? And then he's wearing it in the confessional, is wearing like little mutton chop.

[Ben]

To be fair, I don't think Harry has ever seen facial hair. I think he's still waiting for his whiskers to grow out.

[Ronnie]

He's still waiting for his balls to drop.

[Ben]

So he's still got his puberty stash.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. So there is radioing the luggage is inside. And Bri tells Rebecca that she loves her outfit. And Rebecca's like, oh, thank you. You know, I always like to keep it, you know, demure. We're still doing that, Ryan. This is still right when that tick tock happened.

[Ben]

Oh, how embarrassing that she uses, like, slang that was current for like, like a slang that had like a two week window and she's caught on camera and they're showing it like 10 months later. It's like, lame. Oh, yeah.

[Ronnie]

I actually felt really bad for that drag queen who came up with that because they didn't copyright it and then it was stolen and she could have made all this money and she didn't. And she was, you know, she took it to the court and the. By the time it got there, the judge said, this is a worthless phrase. It's over. Please leave my courtroom. Sorry.

[Ben]

Yeah, I think she got it back, but by then it was over. So sad. Yeah. So I'm really gonna have a moment with that for a moment. Wow. It's like the Tsarina of. It's like the Tsarina of slang. Right? Has a two week. Two week. Two weeks of relevancy and then just sad and dark. So Nate is like, hey, you narrator. You're gonna be up on the bow so you can do anchors. So then Marina is. Marina's doing service. She's killing it. She's doing a great job. And she tells Zarina that they didn't eat really any of the fruit, but they did enjoy the passion fruit. And Serena's like, oh, this is good. I love this communication. This is really good. Good communication.

[Ronnie]

Knowing what condescending fruits that people like. You're doing it. I knew you could do it. I knew you could do it. So I fought for you.

[Ben]

So Harry, meanwhile, is now, as he's elite deckhand, he's going to he's gonna teach Nick how to drop an anchor. So there's a whole prolonged scene where Nick is like, is this what I do? A little bit more? Is this what I do? A little bit more? Is this what I do? A little bit more. Okay, stop it. Okay, a little bit more. But he's like. It just goes on for a long time. But he's so involved with Nick that he's not telling Captain Jason what's going on. And they're getting stressed with each other.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. And Nick's like, well, I've never been shy to take on a new challenge, but every anchor on every boat is different. Pretty nervous about this one. Hopefully I can get it.

[Ben]

Yes. They're all. All the anchors are different, but somehow they all look like Zarina. Am I right, everyone? High five. High five life.

[Ronnie]

Here's what you need to know about an anchor like Serena. It always eventually sinks to the lowest it can go.

[Ben]

But I'll tell you one thing. If that anchor were blonde, I'd put it on service any day of the week.

[Ronnie]

So now the anchor drama begins. So here we go. He's doing the anchor. It's dropping. It's dropping. It gets stuck. It gets stuck. And Jason's like, hello, guys. Let it get out. Let it out. Let it out. Why is nobody talking to me on the radio? Nobody's talk to me on the radio. Hello? Hello? Is anybody there? Is anybody talking to me on the radio?

[Ben]

We're going to sink the anchor. It's plummeting.

[Ronnie]

The anchor is going, no, no, no.

[Ben]

I'm going to walk one off this. Marmite. Who wants Marmite?

[Ronnie]

All right, anchor's done. Well done, everybody. And by the way, there's no talk on the radios now. Whoever's up forward should be telling me where the anchor is, how much is out. There's no calls whatsoever. I was just bent over, touching my toes. Don't understand how this went wrong.

[Ben]

Harry's like, I've just become lead deckhand, and I've bungled it up. However, Jason's still got a bit of faith in me, and I'm definitely gonna redeem myself from this. So, yeah, basically the long and the short of it is that Nick didn't tighten it all the way so that the anchor kind of, like, fell faster than it should have, and then they stopped it, and then will the boat sink?

[Ronnie]

Will the crew win? Will Harry get fired as deckhand? We'll find out after this very special fish report. Fish Report commercials.

[E]

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[Ronnie]

All right, so we start off with my favorite of the evening. I mean, this is just octopus first image of the night here and I just like to show you. Look at this dance that this octopus does. This dance is like, it's beautiful. It's like gorgeous. Can't touch this.

[Ben]

By the way, people, if you're watching with crap, it's on demand. You can watch, you can watch this octopus dancing. This is not my octopus teacher. This is my octopus dancer and I love his waddle.

[Ronnie]

This octopus was like, I don't give a if my next skin looks old. I'm 50 and I'm loving my life.

[Ben]

Just want to point out this was the very first image of the show. It opened with this octopus.

[Ronnie]

He's like, you want to see me twerk? Look, now he's twerking. Beautiful.

[Ben]

Strong contender to be number one of the week. Yeah, this contender, I'm telling you right.

[Ronnie]

Now, look at this twerking. Yes, yes, Octopus. This one's my favorite and I love that. The octopus is playing straight to the camera and he's like, I'm not going to look stupid just because I'm twerking. I'm going to do this right by a brain looking reef thing. Yeah, you know he's like exfoliating his butt.

[Ben]

But yeah, great.

[Ronnie]

Octopus is doing great.

[Ben]

Great marks for the octopus.

[Ronnie]

Okay, up next we have this little guy.

[Ben]

This one's really been the start of the season. The moray eel has been missing for the past two weeks. Makes a strong return with a really striking profile view. This maury eel, she comes out, she's wearing her finest speckles. She has spent two days, two weeks in bed. Did not want to see the world. She was recuperating she perhaps went to a facility for exhaustion, but she is back. She's making her return appearance on the show. And she's saying, hey, everyone, I am here and I am ready to stake my claim. And she is going to put a strong challenge up to that octopus.

[Ronnie]

She actually got out of surgery because she got her ears pinned back. If you can see right here now, she just has a little hole where her ear was. So she's looking great. We're glad to have her back on our screens. Little smile. Now we come to the show off the upside down jellyfish. Jellyfish. Let's talk about somebody who's not trimming their pubic hair. Okay, here we go.

[Ben]

Like, wow, Jellyfish.

[Ronnie]

Walking in on your mom in the shower when you were a little kid.

[Ben]

You have to know your angles when you're on tv. And so while the jellyfish is technically beautiful and graceful, I just feel like it's just not aware of really its relationship with the camera. So I'm gonna have to say this one is not in contention to be a top five for the week.

[Ronnie]

Really? You're ass shaming this. I feel like this. It's just tired of being filmed. It's tired of these cameras being in its room all the time. And it's like, kiss my ass, male kiss my ass. And just like turns upside down and faces after the camera. That's it. Yeah. Next we go to another contender.

[Ben]

And I would like to say something. This is very important to me. Two weeks ago on the fish report, I called this a zebrafish. This is a lionfish. A zebrafish is a totally different fish.

[Ronnie]

I would think these would be zebrafish here on the side.

[Ben]

I would think. Yeah, you would think. Oh, maybe the ones. The background was the zebrafish, but the foreground is a lionfish. Lionfish, Really? I mean, lionfish is. It's hard to deny the lionfish. I mean, this is. Look at this. It's like, this is architectural.

[Ronnie]

This is polka dots, stripes. I mean, it's very difficult to pull off both polka dots and stripes. That is a fashion. No, no, but it. As you can see, its body is striped and its fins are polka dotted. I mean, this is amazing.

[Ben]

And if you have the confidence, you can pull off any. Look, the Met Gala is next week. And. And let me tell you something. This lionfish will be there on the red carpet.

[Ronnie]

And listen, we do not have audio because this is under the o. Ocean, but we got some shipped in. I'd like to play it right now. We don't need another hero.

[Ben]

Can we give also a shout out to the lionfish's friend, who. We've got several lionfish. Okay. We've got. Look at this lady down here.

[Ronnie]

No, I think this is, like, Ken from. Ken from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills carrying the lionfish's purse. Like, I'm just happy to be here behind you.

[Ben]

Well, that lionfish down there almost has, like, this puffy chin area. Like, it's almost like wearing a cravat. Like a. Like a lionfish cravat down there or an ascot. I'm just so impressed with this group.

[Ronnie]

Great work. Now here we go to the basics. These are the Lara of fish. They only want to hang out with other blonde fish. They're mean to all of the other fish in the sea. They stay to their own little school. I think these are shitty fish and their followers. I don't like them.

[Ben]

I mean, I think as schools of fish go, they're all right. I sort of enjoy that. They have a tennis ball color. What I. What I'm seeing, though, is that they were disorganized school. Look at the ones in the middle. They're all like. Most of them are heading away from us, but then there's some in the middle that are going left and right. It's like, are you not gonna participate in your school? Like, you have to. Like, like, this is. We need. We need you guys to all be on point. This is choreo. Let's be together. Let's make this look good. We want clean lines here. And so the one in the middle, sloppy.

[Ronnie]

This is sloppy school. Look at that.

[Ben]

This is a bad. So I'm really gonna give. I'm gonna say, like, I like. I love the tennis ball color, but I have to. I have to downgrade this one for sloppy. Sloppy alignment.

[Ronnie]

Extra points taken off for this fish right here. Do you see it? Turning his face away from the school to look into the camera. You are part of a school. You're supposed to pretend the camera isn't here. You just ruined this entire shot.

[Ben]

Look, we love a rebel and an independent thinker, but if you're gonna be in a school, be in the school.

[Ronnie]

Be in the school. Be in the moment. You're, like, literally fired. I hope you get eaten later by a seal. You deserve it. Okay, let's go. Next. Oh, look. Swimming the wrong way completely. Look at him just swimming the wrong way to escape.

[Ben]

Okay, I know you're having an existential crisis. You don't want to be in your school anymore, but you have to. You have to Participate. It's too late. You can't do this to the group.

[Ronnie]

What a loser. Okay, then we get some little striped fish down here. This is just fine. Know, generous. Yeah, they're okay.

[Ben]

They're like screensaver type fish, you know?

[Ronnie]

Yeah, they're fine.

[Ben]

They kind of like reflect. They. They kind of speak of the epaulettes that we see in the other frame, because this is like a. We're seeing different panels. So we see epaulettes in the upper right hand corner. And these are kind of like EP fish, I think. I think this is an intentional choice by the editors. So I appreciate the. The choice, but I think as fish, not that special.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. Okay, let's go on. We've got a lonely stingray over here. Who's ready to sting somebody? Look at that stinger. It's just out and ready.

[Ben]

I really like this. As stingrays go. I like this one. Really showing off a nice pattern. I don't know why we're getting. It's. I feel bad for it that it gets paired with a close up of an onion, but. Yeah.

[Ronnie]

Red onion. Yeah. The most stingingest onion that there is.

[Ben]

We've seen several. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. I'm not gonna dwell on the ray. The ray. The ray always does solid work.

[Ronnie]

Well, we'll get more rays later. Now this one, we both get a shot of what's his face's wiener in his underwear. Yeah, just right here. So that's nice. And then we get a shot of this Nemo. You know, the. Where am I? Where did I come lost? Where's my parents? Somebody help me. Yeah, clownfish.

[Ben]

We don't have time for it. Like, I appreciate. I do enjoy it, like, nestling up against the anemone. Or anemone. Anemone. But, like, honestly, you're still coasting off of. Off of Finding Nemo, and I just have no respect for that.

[Ronnie]

I don't either. Like, change your outfit, you know, get a different haircut. Like, try and break the mold a little bit.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

Okay, so let's move. Oh, well, let me see the wiener again.

[Ben]

They really are getting in.

[Ronnie]

He's got a pokey wiener. His wiener is very pokey. But we're not here.

[Ben]

I'm still looking at the clownfish. That clownfish is really, really getting up in that anemone.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, really is. Okay, now we come to the saddest news, which is fish murder. As we can see, these lobsters were killed in a terrible freeway pile up and just laid out.

[Ben]

This is like, we see the body Bags on the side of the road or something. Rip. Honorary mention to the lobsters who gave their lives for the seafood extravaganza. They obviously cannot be part of our top five, but we want to just say, like, an honorary shout out to them. Much like. But, you know, the red snapper, the.

[Ronnie]

Shout out to them in death because they're doing a nice posing, you know, Even the death are staring at the camera, though. They're like, we can see you. Okay.

[Ben]

Some love.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ben]

Thank you for. Thank you for including that, Ronnie. That was thoughtful, Maury. Eel comes back, but this is a different one. This one is not speckled. I think this is archival footage of pre surgery. More eel. Yeah, this one's a little.

[Ronnie]

This is like the amore eel. This is the before section of a contouring video. Go right here.

[Ben]

This, you. This. This. More eel doesn't have as much personality as I would like, you know, that's.

[Ronnie]

Why it's hiding in the shadows. Look. It's like, I'll just be down here in the shadow and everybody just ignore me. I'm hideous. I'm not going outside. I'm not smiling either.

[Ben]

It definitely has, like, a very strong, like, Glenn Close jawline, which I appreciate. But I'm going to say I like the other mora eel more. I mean, me as well.

[Ronnie]

But I feel bad because we're such a shallow society. You know what I mean?

[Ben]

I know this. More eel. You know what? I do like that. More eel from this angle. No, no. The more we see it, the more I'm like. It's just like living in.

[Ronnie]

It's faded. Look, it's faded. Spots are all faded. This is like the d. It needs a little turbine right here. This amore is like memory. Well, we should love that.

[Ben]

These are things we love in our divas. So I think that this is elevating. The more I eel.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. This is the next. Next gypsy. Okay, so we go or mama.

[Ben]

Identify that blurry ass Clownfish.

[Ronnie]

Clown jellyfish. Yeah, whatever. Okay. Another jellyfish showing us its ass. But this one does trim its privates, so, you know, shout out a little bit more.

[Ben]

Made it. Oh, I forgot about the.

[Ronnie]

Is this one pregnant? Are these babies? What are these things here?

[Ben]

No, that's. I think just. That's weird. Internal organs that we just get to look at.

[Ronnie]

Don't they look like a baby?

[Ben]

Their babies are just like little specks and that just, like, grow.

[Ronnie]

They don't.

[Ben]

They don't. Yeah. Now this. We forgot about this shark. This is. This shark. Honestly, this is a shark.

[Ronnie]

Isn't this an eel? It doesn't have a shark.

[Ben]

I mean, it looks like an eel, but I don't think eels have fins like that. It looks like, honestly, just the most beautiful, glamorous shark I've ever seen. It looks like the eel. I know what you're saying. It looks like the eel, but I'm pretty sure, Murray, eels do not have little, little, little fins, little wings.

[Ronnie]

Well, this is just a flowy, beautiful fish. It's just, it's like people and you know in school how they had like flag core and then a ribbon core. What was it called when they like twirled their ribbons? The ribbon twirling people. This is like them where you're like, that's the dumbest thing. Like on paper, it's the dumbest thing. But then you see one and you're like, I get it. You know, I get it.

[Ben]

Oh, you know what? You know what? I think you're right. It says, I, I looked up, I said, do more eels have fins? According to Google, it says, yes, they do have fins. Specifically, they have long, continuous dorsal fins. Oh, no, that's the top that's on their top, runs on their back, merges with the tail. Okay. No, no, these are side fins. This is a shark. This is a shark.

[Ronnie]

So then we still see a plant. A plant fish. A fish or a plant. I don't really know what it is. Then we've got, we have this one. I don't know. It's not really. It's trying to hide from the camera. So you got your wish. We will talk about you. Here's a school of. Here's a school of stingrays.

[Ben]

Now this, not only that, but this is what you call a striking image. These are rays that are like, okay, girls, let's get it together. We practice our routine. And let's. 3, 2, 1. And let's. Let's go. Cuz this is coordination right here.

[Ronnie]

They're like. Even though Lucy's mother did not get her measle shots, and now we're all, we're going to still stick with this dance routine and we're going to get it down right. Okay, so now we move on to just some random, random little fish. Okay, here we go with these stripe fish. I will say the horizontal stripes probably do make them look better. So whoever spread that around in Weight Watchers, that was correct.

[Ben]

But also, they're kind of like advertising how you might want to cook them. They're like, would you like to grill us? This is what we'll look like if you do it.

[Ronnie]

We're the flame broiled fish.

[Ben]

We're going to pretend like we're already been. We've already been cooked, so no one wants to catch us.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, this is a pretty fish.

[Ben]

This one is like. This one is the classic screensaver fish. Like, this was the one in 1994. Just. This one had its moment. It's trying to find new relevance in 2025. Maybe trying to do a nostalgia play. But we all know that really its moment was 1994. 1996, and that's really where it's gonna stay.

[Ronnie]

I love that it has a raccoon face. I'm gonna call this raccoon faced fish. It's very cute. So then we go to another clownfish. Just get out of my life already. Again, I mean, clown fish. And then the final is the turtle. The turtle is just looking so good. This is such a majestic turtle, and I love that they include it in every episode.

[Ben]

Yeah. Okay, so if we're gonna do top five, top five of the week. I think my top five is gonna be. I think I'm gonna do the school of stingrays. No, I'm gonna do. No, I'm gonna do.

[Ronnie]

Do.

[Ben]

I'm gonna do lionfish as my. As number five, which is very. That's low for the lionfish was my number one two weeks ago.

[Ronnie]

Why don't we do a top 3? Why don't we do a top three?

[Ben]

Top three. Okay, well, gonna be here all the time. I just. The mori. I'm really. I'm so torn because I love the octopus. I love the moray eel. I love the shark. I love the. The stingrays, and I love the. The. The. The lionfish. So. So I think I have to get. I feel so. The shark was amazing, wasn't it?

[Ronnie]

Yeah.

[Ben]

That moray eel is great. The octopus.

[Ronnie]

All right, well, you have to pick.

[Ben]

Let me see the octopus.

[Ronnie]

Okay. I'm gonna go with Tina Turner for my number two. She would have been number one, but I cannot not give it to this twerking octopus. I mean, this.

[Ben]

I think the octopus is number one this week. I'm giving more eel number two. I can't help it. I'm giving lionfish number three. Shark. If we had more time than that shark. Shark would have been higher because that graceful ribbon movement was amazing. And those stingrays all in that ghostly pattern is a. Is a strong number five. Great containers this week.

[Ronnie]

All right, well, that was the fish report. Thank you for being here, everybody. Okay, so now on with below, Dick down under. So we are with Lara deciding picnic stuff. So she is going to send Brie to the beach and she tells her to take some margarita mix. And then Brie's like, I'm so excited to go to the beach with the guests and get fresh air. Oh, thank God. I love. By this point in the season, they're just so happy to be off the boat, you know?

[Ben]

Right. This is also the part where we discover that Brie is a totally inept stu and we just haven't been paying attention to him. It so. And that starts to be revealed. We. We got a little bit last week when she didn't know how to turn the shower off by turning the knob. But it's just becomes a. A bigger and bigger thing now that she's actually doing stuff that's out of her wheelhouse.

[Ronnie]

Although unheard of. They are making showers more difficult for no reason.

[Ben]

Yeah, I mean, we all know, like, when you first go to, like, a hotel. Okay, here are the things I hate when you go to a hotel. Hotel one, it's figuring out how to turn lights on and off. Because if it's like, whoever manufactures lamps for a hotel, they're like, let's put this. Let's put the on off button. And it unintuitive place. And it's always going to be different in every single hotel. Is it up by the bulb? Is it at the base? Neither. It's like in a weird section of the middle part that's, like, hidden and you can't find it. But also showers, turning on showers. And how they're like the knobs and the twisty things like which way is hot, which way is cold, what turns it on, what gives more pressure. It is difficult.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. So that's Bria's only defense here. So then Alicia and Serena are working on guest food, and Serena's like, wait, do you know how to take the poop out of these prawns? And she's. I did take the poop out. She's. No, no, no. You do it like this from the other side. You know, you see the poops there? You can pull it out. Now put it all over your fingers and then sniff. Sniff it. All right, now put your finger in your own butt and then hold it up to the prawn's nose. You see, that's how humans and prawns interact. Do you understand?

[Ben]

So now the guests are over on the beach and they're looking. There's bats flying around, there's crabs. They're all having a great time. Oh, by the way, we did not. We did. I want to give a shout out, retroactive shout out. Honorary mention. All the crabs on the beach. They were great. So then we have Marina. She's. She's like, telling Nick that they're gonna be doing a seafood extravaganza tonight. And Nick is saying, I'm honestly starting to think that Marina is kind of like the Jean Gray to buy Cyclops from X Men. Incredibly powerful, born leader, very driven. Feels like she's got control over my mind.

[Ronnie]

And as he's saying this, we see Marina pulling out placemats, which is my favorite thing. He's like, wow. Very driven. Born leader. And she's like, should I use the silver or the purple? She's got control over my mind. So she tells him she's been wanting service. She's finally got it, and he's in love. So then they go to the beach, and there's crabs everywhere, as you pointed out. And Lara has not come back from the beach, but other people have. And Laura's like, why isn't Bri back yet? And who did I say? Marina?

[Ben]

Laura. Yeah.

[Ronnie]

Laura's wondering where Bri is. Brie hasn't come back from the beach. So she's getting pissed off because Brie is not back.

[Ben]

Yeah. All this time she's been punishing Marino when Brie is the one when given a chance to be a slacker. So. So Lara's like, okay, that's weird. I don't know why she's not here yet. But meanwhile, Nate, Adair and Bri have made, like, a little fire, and then they're just. They're just hanging out there and just enjoy because they're waiting for the tentor to come back and get them. So they're just, like, gallivanting on the beach and it's like, bree, what are you doing? And also, this is why I can't stand when. When the deckhands are always complaining about helping out the. The. The interior. Because the deckhands get these moments all the time where they get to just hang out on a beach, whereas the interior is working non stop.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. So then, let's see. So then Laura's still stewing over her not coming back. And then Nate's like, oh, just come on the radio and say, take your time. I'm not fussed at all. I'm not fussed at all. And it's like, yeah, forget us. You don't need us. Right? This is so amazing. And then Lara's like, bri, what are you doing, girl? Like, sometimes you don't want to be in housekeeping, but help me out. I mean, what is this girl on? God, is she even blonde anymore?

[Ben]

So, meanwhile, Zarina has finally remembered that the best way to battle, like, battle someone who is fighting for your stew. I mean, for your. For your Sue. Is to do it right back. So she's like, so, Alicia, tonight, I was thinking you could put on your chef jacket and come up with me when I explain the food. Lisa's like, oh, it would be an honor. Also, I need you to start with the oysters, though, first. She's like, oh, I've never actually shucked one. What actually is an oyster? Is that, like, a type of sponge? Oh, dear.

[Ronnie]

So the beach team arrives back, and Laura's like, next time, come back with the guests. Don't just sit on the beach. You don't want to get changed into your blacks. How do you. You change into your blacks and then straight to the laundry. Please, please. So then she's like, okay, sorry. So she runs down into laundry, and then the dinner table is being decorated, and Alicia is helping Nate with his epaulettes. And Serena. I just. I don't even think they showed Serena giving dirty looks, but I felt her stewing while they're trying to get all this food ready. And Alicia is just, like, giggling, helping Nate with the apple, and she couldn't figure out how to put them on. You know, she's like, is this backwards? Is that backwards? Which way do we do it? This is hilarious. Serena's just like, oh, that you wear a chef's coat.

[Ben]

Serena has a certain way of, like, lurking in the back of the galley, and she's always, like, doing something with her hands, and she always looks up, and she just gets this death stare from across the kitchen island. So they make. She makes, by the way, a great seafood extravaganza. Because sometimes we've seen on the show where people ask for a seafood extravaganza, and what they get is, like, a nice, like, little plate of some shelled lobster and, like, three shrimp and. And I don't know what else, like, maybe an oyster. But this was, like, a lot of seafood, and it looked delicious, and I wanted to be part of it. And I know I'm saying that on the heels of our fish report, but this is just my reality.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, okay, well, that's fair. So then she's teaching her how to set it up and stuff, and the lobsters and all that. And Serena's gonna knock this one out. Of the park. So meanwhile, we listen to the guests, and one of them's like, I have a friend. It's a burlesque dancer, and she breathes fire, and she swallowed a little bit of kerosene and gave herself pneumonia because she drank too much kerosene. I mean, that was wild. And then Barney Rubble's like, yeah, well, we were in Las Vegas for a bachelor party, and we saw a stripper on roller skates breathe fire, but not from her mask. That was a marvel to see. What the. You're blowing kerosene out your hoo ha to hoo ha's blow.

[Ben]

Listen, I don't have any empathy for the story. The story arc is someone put kerosene in their mouth, and they wound up getting sick ultimately because of it. Yeah, it's because you put kerosene in your mouth, and you try to light your mouth on fire, and you got a pneumonia. Well, pneumonia was unexpected, like learning, but it does not normalize any of this.

[Ronnie]

Know what I mean? Learn a trade. Like seriously swallowing kerosene for money. And then the roller skate one, you know, like, how much do you have to do to please a dude at a bachelor party? You're already a roller skating stripper. You also got to blow fire out of your hoo ha. Why?

[Ben]

That's a lot. It's a lot. What happened to ping pong balls? You know?

[Ronnie]

So truly, I didn't know there was, like, a respiratory system in a hoo ha. I mean, I don't know much about who Oz, but that's a lot.

[Ben]

That's a powerful queef. So.

[Ronnie]

Okay, so then the plates are delivered. The meals are delivered. Everybody loves it. And so Jason and Laura are making small talk, and she's. Laura's telling him, oh, you know. You know, Alicia is doing so great, and I know she just gets excited every time. So I got her elite little sparkly pink lipstick, just arrived. I can't wait to give it to her, because, you know, she lost hers, and she's gonna like me so much more than Serena now. It's amazing.

[Ben]

So. Which is.

[Ronnie]

It's.

[Ben]

Yeah, stupid little lipstick is gonna be a disaster.

[Ronnie]

It's so transparent, and Alicia is so easy that it's hard for me to respect Alicia that she doesn't even see any of this, you know, gross.

[Ben]

So. But the thing is this. It's like, it'd be one thing if she just got the lipstick and was like, hey, I got your new lipstick. I'll put it in your room. But she put. Gives it to her in, like, a little black bag in the middle of service and is like, open it up. Open it up. She's like, there's a present in there for you. She's like, what is it? It's a present. What do you mean, it's a present? Is it from the circus, perhaps? I can't open it. I've got too much to. Just open it. Just open it. And Zarina's watching, like, what the fuck?

[Ronnie]

Wait a minute. This is divorce papers. Oh, I'm sorry. That one was the actual one from the circus. Okay, open this one.

[Ben]

Okay, this one. Oh, what is this? There's some sort of repellent. Oh, that's for. If Serena gets too close to you. But keep looking deeper. There's more in there. A lipstick.

[Ronnie]

A stun gun. Keep looking. Keep going further. It's a grab bag, really. So she gets a lipstick and she's like, oh, my God, that's so thoughtful. Look, every. Everyone, it's a lipstick. I'm gonna go put it on right now. Can't wait to put on my lipstick. I'm putting on my lipstick. Isn't it amazing? Everyone, I got a lipstick. Jesus Christ. These people are deprived. I've never seen somebody that excited for a lipstick.

[Ben]

I know. I mean, she does, like, wearing a big red lip, so it's like, wow. She. I guess it's part of her identity. But Serena's just watching, like this. You had. You had to do this. Like, right now. It couldn't wait till tomorrow? Tomorrow?

[Ronnie]

Yeah.

[Ben]

She's so pissed.

[Ronnie]

And I like to. Serena walks off. She's like, oh, God. She just can't stay out of it, can she? Jesus. That you just hear in her cabin, that lipstick.

[Ben]

And then Alicia's, like, walking around. And I was like, oh, you're very pink today. She's like, yes, I am. New lipstick? Yeah, very pink. It's like I look like Britney Spears, the 2000s. It was a gift for blood. I've got lipstick today.

[Ronnie]

Oh. So Jason goes to look at. See, check on the guests. And he's like, hello, tomorrow. There's a bit of.

[Ben]

A.

[Ronnie]

Bit of a swell coming in, but we will have the toys out, and we'll get wet and get hot. And Rebecca's like, I think we're all pretty wet and hot right now. We just heard of a stripper getting her vagina burned off on roller skates.

[Ben]

So, meanwhile, downstairs, Alicia is still parading around her new lipstick. She's like, do I look like a nutjob? Because it's so Pink. Look at me. It's so pink. I've got pink lips. Blonde and big lips. I can take over the world. Serena's like, you look absolutely phenomenal.

[Ronnie]

God, traitor. Is your perfect color. Beautiful. So then Adair is like, I used to be the one who's getting bossed around, but now I'm bossing somebody around because Brie doesn't even know how a shower works. Watch this. Hey, debris, turn on the shower. She just put Kleenex up to her ear.

[Ben]

Call me Scrub Mommy. So Harry gives Nick some instructions about what to do overnight or in the morning. And then the guests head to bed and. And everyone. Some people go to bed, and Lara is talking with Alicia, and she's like, so how was today dealing with that monster in the. In the galley? She's like, oh, it was really nice to. Because you got your lipstick back. That's why.

[Ronnie]

Oh, God.

[Ben]

Your fairy godmother fixed it for you.

[Ronnie]

Oh, God. Okay. Okay. You have to rub it in that you got her a lipstick. Like, yeah, you had a good day because you got a little gift. A gift from someone who truly appreciates you. A lipstick.

[Ben]

Yeah. So then Lara walks into the room, and Zarina's in there, and Zarina gives her this, like, death stare from the bed and just ignores her.

[Ronnie]

The look she gives her is so funny. She's, like, lying there in the bathrobe, and her. And a towel, turban. And she's just, like. Just gives her this look as she walks past. So Alicia. Lara isn't. They're not speaking to each other, basically. And then Lara sees Alicia, and she's like, oh, Alicia, I love your hair. Oh, God, you just look so beautiful. And Serena's just like, God, die, woman, and die.

[Ben]

Yeah. So they're setting up breakfast now, because the next day. And Serena's talking about getting food up there in the next 10 or 15 minutes. And Lara's like. Because she's upset. It's gonna take so long. And meanwhile, the swell is crazy right now. The boat is, like. It is going. This is like sailing yacht. It is going up and down so much. I'm like, why are we. Why are they staying in this spot? Why are they. Why have they chosen not to move to someplace that's a little, like, calmer?

[Ronnie]

I don't know that you can't. You can't escape it here in the Seychelles. That's just how it is. There's wind. Sometimes it kills you, you know that St. Captain Sandy is at home, like, gripping her chair, like, with her Fingers turning white. Like, I can't believe he's just sitting there in the wind. The wind. So Bri is being ordered all over the place to do stuff, and she's about to have a nervous breakdown. She's like, I don't know how Marina does this. I just feel like I'm being pulled in every direction. It's too much. It's too much. And then while she's in the confessional, Lara radios her. She's like, hello. Hello. Possible becoming a brunette. Could you please get up here with the eyes I requested? It's like, can't take anymore.

[Ben]

Yeah, Brie is really. She's really, really struggling here. So then Zarina's like, well, we're gonna be. We're gonna be at the anchorage all day or doing this. It's gonna be a. It's gonna be a tough day. So then Lara's radioing, asking Alicia to help take plates down and stuff. Serena's. And Serena's like, careful. You might. You might turn into a cook stew with Lara. That's what happened on my last boat. And Alicia's like, okay. She's like, sorry, I need to stop. God, I shouldn't be a. I really shouldn't. But it's just so deeply entertaining.

[Ronnie]

So they're setting up for dinner, and it's circus night. And Laura's like, well, I'm thinking for this theme that we go sort of big tent to mimic the life under the big top. You know, I want gold in there. I want some popcorn. I want crying little girls because daddy's gone. You know how it goes. The emphasis is fun tears. Fun, fun abandonment tears. It's gonna be a great night.

[Ben]

So they're all setting up and everything, and Serena's like, are you gonna go dressed up as a clown? Is that why you have that lipstick on your face? Smeared all over like a common trollop? Lisa's like, yeah, I guess I can do that. So they're setting up, but the wind starts to blow and starts getting. It starts getting windy. And Lara's like, so is it gonna be windy? Because I don't want to keep setting up if it's. We're gonna have to take it all down. We're spending an hour setting this up, and if it's windy, I don't want to take it down.

[Ronnie]

But Jason's like, no, no, keep it. It's fine. And they've got all these ribbons and streamers and stuff taped to the ceiling, and so it's like, the worst day for wind. But the wind comes and starts taking everything down Dun dun dun. We're all gonna die. It's wind. And that brings us to the end of Below Deck Down Under. Aye, I fun one wall. You're tricking no one with your lipstick, ma'am. No one. All right, everybody. Thank you so much for being here. For Below Deck down under go get live show tickets for Austin, Dallas and Las Vegas over at watch what crappens.com and check this video out on Patreon if that is your kind of thing. We'll see you later in the week for Love island and a Below Deck check preview Summer House and the Valley. Talk to you next time.

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