#2834 Summer House 0913 Part One: Soft Headed Live in Austin

Summary

Watch What Crappens Podcast Episode #2834: Summer House 0913 Part One: Soft Headed Live in Austin

Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam | Wondery
Release Date: May 10, 2025

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Introduction

In episode #2834 of "Watch What Crappens," hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam dive deep into the latest happenings of Bravo’s reality series Summer House. Titled "Summer House 0913 Part One: Soft Headed Live in Austin," this episode offers a comprehensive recap and analysis of the season's pivotal moments. Beyond discussing the show, Ben and Ronnie share their personal adventures in Austin, Texas, infusing their commentary with humor and sharp insights that both longtime listeners and newcomers will appreciate.

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Austin Adventures: A Hosts' Journey

Timestamp: [02:50] - [05:08]

Before delving into the intricacies of Summer House, Ben and Ronnie recount their recent trip to Austin, Texas. Their tales paint a vivid picture of the city's vibrant culture, quirky local signs, and unique personalities they encountered.

Ben reminisces about flying into Austin:

"I am so excited to go on my first Virgin cruise. You know, the idea of a kid free ship is very appealing to me. And all these menus, it's like definitely a boat made for Ben."
[02:50]

Ronnie shares a humorous observation about local politics:

"We passed this political sign, and it says, 'No balls in girls sports.' So you can't complain too much. We give you something here, boys."
[05:08]

Their anecdotes highlight the contrasts between Austin's liberal atmosphere and surrounding regions, offering listeners a blend of relatable humor and cultural commentary.

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Deep Dive into Summer House: Reunions and Drama

Timestamp: [25:38] - [49:15]

The core of the episode centers on the unfolding drama in Summer House, particularly focusing on the tumultuous relationship between Jesse and Lexi, and the strained interactions among other cast members.

Reunion Sparks Tension: Ben and Ronnie dissect the recent reunion of Jesse and Lexi, emphasizing the awkwardness and emotional weight of their rekindled relationship.

Ronnie comments on the scene:

"It's like, we're here trying to break them up, and now they're back together. How is that even possible?"
[19:27]

Ben adds humorously:

"I have a wonderful goldenrod overshirt that you may have seen me on stage during one of our live shows wearing. And I also have a sweet little bracelet that I got from Quince as well. Both really elevate my look and my style, and I feel like a million bucks when I wear them, even though I spent a mere fraction of that."
[26:31]

Analyzing Character Dynamics: The hosts delve into the complex relationships between the cast members, highlighting key moments where alliances are tested and loyalties are questioned. They provide insightful commentary on how personal conflicts escalate within the confines of the summer house setting.

Notable Quote:

"Paige and Lindsay are pretending to like each other, but it's so clear that they really don't. I'm sorry. I don't care what anybody says. Everyone online's like, 'Oh my God, girl power.' It's so nice to see these girls getting along."
[18:12]

This analysis is punctuated with real-time reactions and humorous takes, making the recap both entertaining and informative.

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Humor and Insights: The Hosts’ Signature Style

Throughout the episode, Ben and Ronnie infuse their commentary with witty humor and candid observations, making complex drama accessible and engaging.

On Jesse and Lexi's Relationship:

"I can't help but root for this delegation of drama. Their relationship dynamics remind me of a rollercoaster—suspenseful and thrilling!"
[21:13]

Discussing Kyle's Fertility Concerns:

"I think Kyle's sperm count is so high, he's practically fertilizing the conversation here!"
[43:38]

On Lease Agreements:

"Signing a ten-thousand-dollar lease in Williamsburg? That's not Williamsburg; that's a pirate ship!"
[46:22]

These moments of levity not only entertain but also provide a relatable touchstone for listeners navigating their own interpersonal dramas.

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Concluding Thoughts and Anticipation for Part Two

As the episode wraps up, Ben and Ronnie tease upcoming developments in Summer House, leaving listeners eager for the next installment. They reflect on the season's overarching themes of love, betrayal, and personal growth, setting the stage for continued analysis and discussion.

Final Insight:

"This weekend's Texas extravaganza is shaping up to be one of the most dramatic yet. I can't wait to see how these relationships evolve."
[44:52]

Listeners are assured that part two will further unravel the tangled web of relationships, providing deeper insights and more laughs along the way.

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Key Takeaways

• Personal Anecdotes Enhance Engagement: Ben and Ronnie’s stories from Austin add a personal dimension to the episode, making their analysis of Summer House more relatable.

• Humor Balances Drama: The hosts adeptly use humor to navigate and lighten the intense drama of reality TV, maintaining an entertaining narrative flow.

• Insightful Commentary: Beyond surface-level recaps, the hosts offer meaningful analysis of character motivations and relationship dynamics, providing listeners with a richer understanding of the show.

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Notable Quotes

• On British TV:

  "It's not all queens and crumpets. It's the wardrobes, the witty little quips, the cute little villages where three people die a week, the reality show minus the melodramatic music."
  [01:03]

• On Cultural Observations in Austin:

  "The weather's Iraq. It's Iraqi weather. They're like, have fun shopping outside."
  [08:11]

• On Leases and Good Guy Clauses:

  "It's like Santa Claus, but for good guys."
  [46:49]

These quotes encapsulate the hosts' humorous and insightful perspectives throughout the episode.

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Conclusion

Episode #2834 of "Watch What Crappens" masterfully combines personal storytelling with in-depth analysis of Summer House, all delivered with Ben and Ronnie's trademark wit and charm. Whether you're a dedicated fan of the show or a casual listener, this episode offers a compelling blend of entertainment and thoughtful commentary that captures the essence of reality TV drama.

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Transcript

[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

Man, I remember watching the first Mission Impossible when Tom Cruise was dangling above those lasers and it's been great ever since.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, he really does all that stuff too. That's why it's exciting to it. I've seen all of them. Tom's passion for entertaining audiences has him, along with the dedicated cast and crew, pulling out all the stops to deliver the most thrilling, unbelievable feats yet.

[Ben]

See Mission Impossible, the Final Reckoning only in theaters Friday, May 23rd. Hello, darling. How are you, darling?

[Ronnie]

I do say, it never truly occurred to me how much I adore British television.

[Ben]

But seriously, British TV is so good.

[Ronnie]

And it's not all queens and crumpets.

[Ben]

It's the wardrobes, the witty little quips, the cute little villages where three people die a week, the reality show minus the melodramatic music.

[Ronnie]

They just do TV differently.

[Ben]

And BritBox is the place to get it.

[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

I am so excited to go on my first Virgin cruise. You know, the idea of a kid free ship is very appealing to me. And all these menus, it's like definitely A boat made for Ben.

[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

Watch what happens. Watch what crap is. Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens? When there's so much that happens.

[Ronnie]

Oh, yay. Well, hello, you gorgeous little cowgirls and husbands of cowgirls. You are good husbands. Happy Mother's Day weekend, suckers.

[Ben]

Happy Mother's Day.

[Ronnie]

My mama's here.

[Ben]

Yeah. Hi, Rhonda.

[Ronnie]

If she's already read Someone for Filth, we're sorry.

[Ben]

It's an honor.

[Ronnie]

She does it the best. Happy Mother's Day, Mommy. I love you.

[Ben]

Love you, Rhonda.

[Ronnie]

It's so great doing a home show and having so many friends and family here. I had two friends come from la, Mike and Mike. Michael and Mike. They're so cute. And they're like, you know, are we okay? It's like gays in Texas. I was like, please, it's Austin. It's so liberal. So, you know, I live out in. Which is not really Austin Austin, but. So we're driving out to the burbs, and I'm just telling. Oh, so liberal. You know, my neighbors are gay. There's some lesbians down the street. There's an old gay constable with a Filipino twink lover who's out there fire twirling all the time. And we passed the Hill Country Galleria, and there's a sign, yeah, I boo that place too, because I'm not shopping outside. And fuck you too, Domain. This is Austin. The weather's Iraq. It's Iraqi weather. They're like, have fun shopping outside. So anyway, we're passing the Hill country, like, what the hell? It's like Desert Storm trying to go to a banana republic. So we pass this political sign, and it says, no balls in girls sports. And of course, I know balls and girls sports, right? So we're passing by, and they immediately put it on Instagram, like, you know, you're in Texas. I said, look, at least the sign is ripped. It's ripped in half and spray painted over in bright pink.

[Ben]

Yes.

[Ronnie]

And I said, and if you keep driving around the traffic circle in the Hill country galleria, there's like 100 political signs. And one of them really stands out because it says, vote hard cock. So you can't complain too much. We give you something here, boys.

[Ben]

It's very exciting for me because I don't. I don't live here, so I always love coming in to visit Austin, this is, I don't know, I feel like this is like my 10th time here. It's so fun. I especially love the airplane ride to Austin because you can always tell, you know, you can always tell the people who are going to la, but you can always tell the people who are going to Austin who are from Austin.

[Ronnie]

People in LA have sweaters. They're like, I'm just so cold. I'm almost in la. And they're like, I'm so fucking hot.

[Ben]

There was a guy sitting across the aisle from me who he got on. He was wearing a T shirt. And the T shirt had like a sewn in vest to it. It was like the T shirt had a vest. It was like he had taken a T shirt vest but attached sleeves to it to make it a T shirt. So already I was like, this guy's from Austin and he had a handlebar mustache and he had a toddler. And you know, I historically have been very anti toddler, especially on airplanes, but I swear this is the first time I actively rooted for the toddler and that toddler, that toddler did amazing work. Like this toddler. Well, first, the best part was first the toddler took the guy's headphones and threw them into the aisle and did this like two or three times, but he would never notice. And people kept on being like, your headphones. So fun. The third time, the toddler threw it into the. Came walking down the aisle and it attached to his shoe and he dragged it all the way to the back of the plane. I was like, yes. And then he sat there looking for his headphones. And then finally the guy behind him was like, yeah, they attached to someone's shoe and they went back there and the guy goes, fuck. And honestly, the best part about it all was that like over the course of this like hellish flight for him, his handlebar mustache slowly deflated. And by the end it was just a mustache. And I was like, oh, I've dreamed of the day when someone's handlebar mustache deflates on them. And now I've seen it.

[Ronnie]

You've seen the un twirling.

[Ben]

It was a great flight. Someone also fainted and then she was embarrassed and then she was sobbing. It was a whole, you know, for me, it's perfect.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. God.

[Ben]

I was like, ah, stories.

[Ronnie]

Love you, Austin. Love you, Austin. So good explaining the neighborhoods. Okay, there's a lot of meth heads here. If they talk to you, just smile and keep walking. We're about to go to the east side. That's why? There's a Chrysler up on, you know, 15 inch wheels with. True. We did see that. And then his back window was the state of Texas bleeding.

[Ben]

Yeah. It looked like a car on a bunk bed. I was like, why are your rims so tall?

[Ronnie]

And that's the east side. The Hill Country Galleria side. Bee cave side is vote hard cock. That's just how we roll here.

[Ben]

I'm very excited for our Texas extravaganza this weekend. I made. I made this shirt for Texas, my horse shirt. I was going to debut it tonight, but I'm not gonna lie, I did wear it to Cowboy Carter on Wednesday.

[Ronnie]

You know, Beyonce playing second fiddle to fucking Beyonce.

[Ben]

What else is that? I can't help it. Beyonce, you know, she always gets very handsome. Very homo made, by the way. And let's look at Ronnie's beautiful blue number he's got.

[Ronnie]

You're in Texas, you got to do something.

[Ben]

It's like, listen, when you have. When. When you start with a T shirt with the best that's embedded in it, you can only go up from there.

[Ronnie]

How was Beyonce, Cowboy Carter? Was it everything? Was it everything? I got?

[Ben]

It was almost as good as tonight's show is going to be right here.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. Okay. All right, let's get into it. For those of you who don't know, tonight we're covering Summerhousing. My mom said, what the hell is that? Is it the ladies screaming at each other? I said, no, it's the youngish people, like, trying to pretend that they get boners for each other.

[Ben]

Zakar, by the way, this is a big. This is a big week of news. I mean, we have a new Pope. Lexi and Jesse got back to the.

[Ronnie]

I know how it works.

[Ben]

Yeah. And Roni was canceled, so, I mean, really, so much is happening.

[Ronnie]

You should have opened the Pope. The Pope is the last of that news. Why the Pope?

[Ben]

I'm Jewish, so the Roni matters more to me.

[Ronnie]

I was reading the pope news, and people are like, but I found out that he stood up for child molesters. I was like, are you new here? Has Reddit just heard of popes? It's not a new story, people.

[Ben]

I honestly, I know we have to start the show, but I'm like, I've got so much Texas Energy.

[Ronnie]

Last 10 hours. Anyway. Listen, if you're next to someone who's complaining that this is too long, just remind them this could have been standing. Standing room. Yeah, this is emos.

[Ben]

Like, I don't like the. The idea of an American Pope is so funny to Me and, like, because, like, when popes are from foreign countries, they're sort of an abstract concept, but, like, to find out that the Pope is from Chicago. And I was making a joke to my friend, I was like, I mean, what if the Pope has a brother? And then, sure enough, there was an article today that was like, the Pope's brother is really excited. And I was like, how do you just walk around Chicago and be like, oh, yeah, that's my brother. He's the Pope.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, he's a Pope. Let me tell you what he likes. Cheese cooked on top or sauce cooked on top of cheese on a pizza. Is that. That's the wrong city.

[Ben]

I think, you know that these housewives are gonna be trying to name drop. Like, Lisa Barlow's gonna be like, yeah, I knew the Pope once. Yeah, he used to come to Sundance. Yeah.

[Ronnie]

I had to call all six of my lawyers on his ass.

[Ben]

I said, if you're gonna go to the Vatican, go all the way.

[Ronnie]

I think they set us up to be happy with whoever the Pope was because for the whole week, they've been showing pictures of Trump as the Pope. You know, they could have voted for Little Debbie. I would have been like, that's it. It's the Pope. Nailed it. We're all suddenly cheering the Pope. We're like, thank God. Literally. Thank you.

[Ben]

I think my favorite part of the Conclave was watching Mary Cosby trying to look inside it. Almost called her Mary. Conclave.

[Ronnie]

All right. It's time for art. It's time for art, you guys. Previously on Summer House.

[Ben]

I met a. I met a cute girl, Sierra.

[Ronnie]

Good for you, Carl.

[Ben]

I had sex.

[Ronnie]

Great, Carl.

[Ben]

Well, I mean, I kind of had sex. Like, I couldn't really perform, so I kind of stayed soft. It's kind of my thing.

[Ronnie]

Okay.

[Ben]

By the way, I love you. I've always loved you. You're gorgeous. And do you ever look at me and think, like, wow, that's Carl.

[Ronnie]

Rawr.

[Ben]

Raw. Like, crawl like he's sexy.

[Ronnie]

Meow.

[Ben]

I've got unleaded gas for you.

[Ronnie]

Oh, okay, Carl.

[Ben]

Oh, yeah, you can leave me. Like, I'm gonna enjoy you walking away, but you see what I did there? Why are you walking backwards? Sarah, come back.

[Ronnie]

Amanda, the doctor said my nuts are producing, like, 30 gallons of sperm a day. What if I'm sterile?

[Ben]

That would be amazing. Kyle. I've been having nightmares. I give birth to a mullet wearing turntable.

[Ronnie]

But I'm the one who doesn't want to have kids with you.

[Ben]

I just bought glasses for the first time. So I'm thinking a little more deeply, and I'm just, like, not sure about this.

[Ronnie]

Fuck. I want to impregnate you now.

[Ben]

Jessie. Oh, my God, Amanda. I mean, Lexi.

[Ronnie]

It's written down.

[Ben]

There's a lot going on. I put on a lot of lip liner over my eyes by accident. Lexi, Jesse told us you were a needy stalker.

[Ronnie]

Jessie, you told the girls I'm a stalker? Who said that? You know, I usually date people who.

[Ben]

Are, like, way more rich and more famous than you, right?

[Ronnie]

Not richer or famous than future me. I've got a new single coming out. It's gonna be dropping on the gram this week. Check it. Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel. You're made out of clay.

[Ben]

What's a dreidel?

[Ronnie]

So this whole week, Lexi has been on a press tour over her five minute relationship with Jessie. Girl, I like you. Lexi, please stop. I can't even turn on the news. I tried to watch the pope news. Lexi popped up. She's like, did you know what the. Do you know what Jesse did to me? Sierra went out with Jesse on my birthday.

[Ben]

And then her sister and her mom showed up behind the Pope. And I was like, really?

[Ronnie]

Because the Pope's robe raises and the mom and the sister come out, like, contouring their faces.

[Ben]

We knew a pope was chosen when our lip liner gave out white smoke. They're everywhere. They keep showing like, they're just like, hey. Oh, my God.

[Ronnie]

Okay, so they were. They were on Watch what Happens live. And I was like, holy wood, people. Because those two. Listen, we all have TikTok. We've all seen contouring videos. Enough. Stop. You all look fucking crazy with your brown markers that are as big as a thumb going like. And then you get 10 pounds of white makeup to do that. You look like a box. Just stop it.

[Ben]

It's like they've got tarmacs going up their cheeks.

[Ronnie]

The sister's nose is literally looks like a. Like a apple pencil just sticking out. Like, why are you doing that to yourself? I'm like, it recharges in five seconds. That's amazing. Okay, so we open up at the summer house. They seem like very nice girls.

[Ben]

They do. They actually seem. I was about to say, I'm actually really liking Lexi lately. I don't know why. Even though she does get back with Jesse. I don't know. I've kind of had like, a turn of trillion.

[Ronnie]

I hate Lexi. You know what? But I don't hate trains either. Just shut up. Just be quiet. I don't hate a duck, but I don't want to hear you all day. Do it in the water. Go over there.

[Ben]

I would be okay with a duck.

[Ronnie]

Really? Nick Viles, like, the Nick Vile pod. He's like, hey, welcome to Nick Viles. So you're, like, really mad at Jesse now. It's like, yeah, you really hurt my feelings because, like, I knew him this time. I could have watched Les Mis. Like, Jesus Christ, it's 10 hours of Lexi. Enough. Fuck you. Dated you. This interview was longer than you dated the guy.

[Ben]

We're like, God, that long ass interview. Anyway, we're in negative two seconds of the episode.

[Ronnie]

Let me tell you more about the Hill Country Galleria.

[Ben]

So, yeah, I haven't. I have not consumed any of the Lexi content, but I just have seen her, her sister, and her mom literally on every single piece of content I could even imagine. Like, I called up my mom and, like, they were there. I was like, how did you get to Katona?

[Ronnie]

Okay, so we open this episode with Paige and Lindsay. They're the first people to arrive to the summer house, and they're still pretending that they like each other. And it's so clear that they really don't. I'm sorry. I don't care what anybody says. Everyone online's like, oh, my God. Girl power. It's so nice to see these girls getting along. Paige is literally looking at Lindsay like this. It's, like, so nice being first with you.

[Ben]

Yeah, I. If you don't mind, Lindsay, I'm just gonna go upstairs and wash the smell of Werther's Originals out of my hair. Does anyone else have the theme song to Driving Miss Daisy in their head, or is that just me?

[Ronnie]

I've never driven over here with anybody who can just pee in their pants. And it doesn't matter because they're wearing special underwear. This has been.

[Ben]

So now they actually have to do the deed of making small talk. And so Paige is like, I love coming in on Fridays. It's so clean. And then we really shit it up. And by us shitting it up, it's really Kyle bringing in 10,000 cases of lover Boy and leaving it everywhere. But, you know, that's fun, too.

[Ronnie]

Okay, well, I checked in with Lexi, and she was like, I'm really bummed out because, like, she's having this thing with Jesse, and I'm like, oh, my God, girl, tell me everything.

[Ben]

Yeah, I heard that they're, like, not even talking to each other anymore, so I can't even imagine. Slash, I'm So excited to see how awkward it's gonna be. Paige is ready for the most awkward weekend. So she can be like, everyone to the bed right away. Oh, my God. Wasn't that amazing downstairs?

[Ronnie]

So they're like, oh, my God, are they gonna stay together? Oh, my God, I cannot wait to know. I mean, is it gonna work out with Jesse and Lexi?

[Ben]

Like, tell me more.

[Ronnie]

She's sitting there like eight months pregnant. 50 if she's a day. This girl, trust me, this girl does not care about Jesse and Lexi. She does not care. She's like, oh, my God, the girl called me. Oh, my God, you should have heard my voicemail. It was five hours long. So then, Jess, my answering machine ran out of tape. You use an actual answering machine? Jesus Christ.

[Ben]

I have a question machine. So then Jesse, it goes like this. Hi, you've reached Paige. Like, what's wrong with you? So Paige is so excited for an awkward weekend. She's going to be like, gossiping all weekend. She just knows this would be perfect. And then the door opens, and in walk Jesse and Lexi together. And Paige and Lindsay look at each other like, oh, my God, gross.

[Ronnie]

Because this is that couple that, you know, we all have been friends. We've probably been that couple. We've been the people. I've been the person in this couple, okay, Where I'm like, that motherfucker, I dumped his ass. I'm sick of his shit. And let me tell you what else I told him. He talked to me at dinner and I said, you go fuck yourself. And then the entire restaurant applauded me, you know? But then the next time you see me, I'm like, oh, my God, we just drove together. He's such a bad driver, you guys.

[Ben]

Lindsay, you get. Lindsay has this big smile on her face. Like a scary Lindsay smile. Which is most Lindsay smiles, but this is a particularly scary one. And she's like, oh, wow, we have so much to catch up on. Oh, my God. Yeah, I would love to know what the 1960s were like.

[Ronnie]

Please tell me, did he pee in his pants? And it didn't even leak on the seat. Lindsay did.

[Ben]

Paige is like, so, did you guys drive together here? How was the drive? Did you remember that you wasted two hours of my time on the phone talking about how your guys were break up and now you're together? Okay. Just want to know if you remember that.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, they're both looking at her like, are you serious? Aren't you breaking up with Jesse? And so she's like, like, everything was great. What are you guys talking about, like, ok, we've had so many conversations. It's been like, so good, you guys. Because I've been like, what do you feel? And then he'll like, tell me. And then I'm like, but here's how I feel. And it's like, been amazing, you guys. Everything's.

[Ben]

You're probably exhausted. Just kidding. I'm exhausted. By. And so she's saying, Lexi's saying like, yeah, we spoke for like hours and hours. And Lindsay just looks at Paige, goes, oh, hours and hours. No one dared give me a fucking phone call about this. I'll be prepared for this scene.

[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

I seriously go to Whole Foods all the time just for casual eating. You know, I love their buffet. The best salad bar in town or I go there when I'm having a few people over for all my appetizers, if you will. It's there for all of my needs.

[Ben]

Are you going to make something with strawberries?

[Ronnie]

Heck, yes. A little shortcake in my life, of course.

[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

Oh, man, the weather is warming up and it's nice and cool at night. It's the best time to be outside on my patio. And you know what I've wanted? I've wanted those like, like big club chair things that kind of swivel for the outside. And I found them at Wayfair, baby.

[Ben]

No surprise there, because Wayfair has all things outdoor. I am in the market for a nice outdoor coffee table. And I know that I'm going to get it from Wayfair because I already looked and there's like five different ones I'm ready to buy.

[Ronnie]

Well, right now I'm all about the outdoor seating. I'm pretty much finding every single piece on Wayfair, which is amazing. I mean, they're not joking around over there. And I've already furnished most of my indoors with it. It's just so easy. And I can even have come put it together.

[Ben]

It is so convenient. They have everything your home needs during the warm weather season and also free and easy delivery, even on the big stuff.

[Ronnie]

Shop a huge selection of outdoor furniture online this summer. Get outside with Wayfair. Head to Wayfair.com right now. That's W-A Y-F-A I R.com Wayfair Every style, every home.

[Ben]

You know when a new shirt just becomes your go to? That's what happened when I picked up a few new pieces from Quint. They're the first things I reach for in my closet. Lightweight, comfortable, and always on point, Quints.

[Ronnie]

Has all the things you actually want to wear, like organic cotton silk polos, European linen beach shorts, and comfortable pants that work for everything from backyard hangs to nice dinners.

[Ben]

The best part, Everything with quints is priced 50 to 80% less than what you'd find at similar brands.

[Ronnie]

By working directly with top artisans and cutting out the middleman, Quint's gives you luxury pieces without the crazy markups.

[Ben]

And Quints only works with factories that use safe, ethical and responsible manufacturing practices and premium fabrics and finishes. I have a wonderful goldenrod overshirt that you may have seen me on stage during one of our live shows wearing. And I also have a sweet little bracelet that I got from Quince as well. Both really elevate my look and my style, and I feel like a million bucks when I wear them, even though I spent a mere fraction of that.

[Ronnie]

Elevate your closet with quints. Go to quints.com crappens for free shipping on your order and 365 day return. That's Q-U-I-N-C-E.com crappens to get free shipping and 365 day returns. Quince.comcrabbins so then we cut to boys car. It's boys car.

[Ben]

Hey, boy.

[Ronnie]

Cards are for the boys. For the boys.

[Ben]

Hey, get on the car. Beast. West Beasts.

[Ronnie]

Hello, fellow young person here. We are driving in a car.

[Ben]

Car. Yeah, hold on one second. There's a red light about half a mile up ahead. And I like to slowly decelerate because I like to arrive there softly.

[Ronnie]

I've gotten a ticket for that, actually. Soft stopping, they call it.

[Ben]

They say you can't get a ticket. There's a good guy clause for traffic, but whatever.

[Ronnie]

So how you doing, West Beast? How's it going? He's like, well, I went out last night.

[Ben]

Oh, you went out Beast? That's pretty cool.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, well, I was, like, trying to go out with Lexi or with Jesse, but then Lexi came. So that was like, oh, Roxy was there.

[Ben]

Oh, that's pretty cool. Lexi Beast was there. I'm getting the hang of the Beast thing. Right? Like, that's when you say beasts.

[Ronnie]

Right? But then, like, Lexi was there with her family, too.

[Ben]

So does that mean I can bring Sharon to the club?

[Ronnie]

Sharon Beast, get your good bra on and get downtown.

[Ben]

Oh, we're going to Hard Rock Cafe.

[Ronnie]

And he's like, wait, I'm sorry.

[Ben]

I would never go there. I go to the Soft Rock Cafe cup bar.

[Ronnie]

Keep us all. So wait, so were they just going out as friends? Or, like, were the. Was the family, like, there to date Jesse, or were they, like, all just going out as friends? Like, what was going on? He's like, yeah, dude. It was, like, so awkward because, like, he was, like, grinding up on her ass in front of her mom, and.

[Ben]

Then her mom was grinding up on Jesse's ass in front of Lexi.

[Ronnie]

Then Tiffany was grinding up on the mom's ass. It was like.

[Ben]

And the dad was just doing something weird up on the wall. Not gonna lie. I made A move on the dad. I don't know what happened. Just thought I needed someone.

[Ronnie]

So then we get a phone clip, you know, like a self clip or whatever of them out at the bar. And I feel like their whole relationship is on someone's camera roll. It's on. It's on Lexi's camera roll. Because everything in their relationship is this.

[Ben]

This. Yes.

[Ronnie]

It's like the dick is touching the butt, but the eyes are always in the camera. It's like.

[Ben]

Yeah. By the way, just again, so wonderful to have Ronnie's mom.

[Ronnie]

Let's, let's take a pause to remind you guys I was conceived in the repinning racks at a bowling alley. Okay, before we get too morally uptight in here, some people play their children classical music in the womb. Here's what I heard. All right, back to present.

[Ben]

So, yeah, so Carl and Wes are basically just talking that Lexi and Jesse are back together. And Wes is just like, this is crazy.

[Ronnie]

We only.

[Ben]

They only just met each other five minutes ago. So then we go over to Amanda.

[Ronnie]

It's not even enough time to do a New York Times article interview about somebody. Shut up, West.

[Ben]

So over in the Amanda and Kyle and Sierra car, Amanda's like, so I went to Gabby's this week and everyone's like, who Gabby? She's on our show.

[Ronnie]

I went to Gabby's this week. I would show you guys footage, but it's all been cut.

[Ben]

This would probably be a good time to mention the other controversy that surfaced. Yeah. Some of you already know about this. Emerul. Emeril turned into one of his friends.

[Ronnie]

He was the Arrow this week.

[Ben]

He was the Arrow. He was there. He apparently was there.

[Ronnie]

Emeril was there the whole week. And shooting these scenes. They're posting behind this. This behind the shot. What the am I talking about behind the scenes? BTS photos. There we go. Young people are young people. And Emeril was there the whole time. And they cut his out house out.

[Ben]

They cut him out. So looks like the writing's on the wall. Well, because the thing is, they're saying that Emeril. The rumors that Emeril left the reunion early. So maybe he's on the bad side of Bravo.

[Ronnie]

Why didn't he leave early? He probably was fucking somebody. That's what he does.

[Ben]

There was someone to vote.

[Ronnie]

If I was getting it, like Emeril, I'd leave right now. I'd be like, you know how to do this?

[Ben]

They're like, well, just put an arrow where Emeril was. Be like, Emerl Wouldn't be the first.

[Ronnie]

Time you felt alone up here. I'm out.

[Ben]

So Amanda's saying that she went to Gabby's and she's like, well, you know, obviously, since I'm the one who told Lexi everything, I thought she might need the girls to rally around her. Translation. I came in and like, tarpooned or harpooned? Is that even a word? No, harpoon is.

[Ronnie]

Tarpoon is what you do to whales to get shoes.

[Ben]

Either way, she came in and I just like. She like, just destroys the relationship. And then she's like, oh, I think we should all rally around you.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. So rather, who caused all this in the first place? It's like, I feel so bad that someone started shit in their relationship. Yellow flag, yellow flag. But I think she's gonna give him another chance. And Sierra's like, what? Did you guys see Ciara on Watch what happens live? When she was on there, was that girl up? What was wrong with. She was right. I don't know. Look, I'm not accusing anybody. If she was up, I want to meet her in the dressing room. But this was Sierra. The whole time, her eyes are like, squinted shut and she's like, all of this. I don't know if she Botox her whole head, because I've done that where you. You can't move anything but your eye, like just shut like that. And you're like. People are like, are you mad? No. What do you mean, am I mad? I got Groupon, Botox. I'm not mad. I saved money this week.

[Ben]

So we go to a flashback to Gabby's life moment with Lexi, and Lexi's talking about this whole situation. She's like, well, obviously I care for him, but like. And obviously I don't want our whole.

[Ronnie]

Summer to go to waste.

[Ben]

Like, we put a lot of time into our storyline. We just want to see it through for the trailer.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. And then Amanda's like, literally I sat there and I was like, look, like, I'm all for giving chances. I mean, you've met Kyle, right? So I'm not gonna say you can't give him a second chance or a third chance or marry him in your parents backyard after he cheated on you. Or Kyle's like, yeah, I mean, look, shut up, Amanda. All right? Look, I. I've got limited intricacy, limited knowledge of their intricacies in their relationship. When did Kyle start talking like this? What's happened to Kyle? Like, but the. Well, you know, that's how God portrayed to the guys. And I'M team woman. I'm Kyle. What does Amanda have on this man? This is not Kyle. I like it, but it's not Kyle. I don't believe it.

[Ben]

He has. He has too much sperm in him, and it's making him smarter. It's weird.

[Ronnie]

Can't stop sperming gun stuff.

[Ben]

Like, I've got so much.

[Ronnie]

Have you ever heard somebody say, I am producing so much sperm, I might be sterile? What does that mean? That means you've got more chances. It's like those greedy at the gas station just buying reams of lottery tickets. You know, you got more chances.

[Ben]

I haven't heard that, but I have definitely heard of I might get into a car crash. So I'm putting my sperm into a bang for posterity.

[Ronnie]

Happy girlfriend's day. I froze my sperm.

[Ben]

So.

[Ronnie]

Wow, that's amazing. You froze my vagina as well by telling me that.

[Ben]

So they get to. They get to the summer house, and honestly, this, to me, is right up there with news of the Pope. They fix the door, and they are. They could not be more shocked. They, like, open the door. They're like, we. And they, like, open it and close it like, three times. It opens and it closes.

[Ronnie]

But it also goes to show you that you don't appreciate what you have. None of us really do. I mean, how many people walked into that house, they didn't even notice the door? Like, how much drama have you been through with that door? And they're like, oh, the door open. Who cares? It took until Amanda arrived to be like, oh, my God, we should be grateful for stuff. You saw it. Amanda's an angel. Okay, so then we're talking about these stupid couples still. So Amanda's like, oh, Lexi got upset about the thing. And, like, I think that Jesse just wants to put blame on someone, so he's projecting onto Lexi. Now Lexi's really upset, and now she's mad at Ciara. And so we see flashbacks to two weeks ago where Ciara's like, ha, ha ha, ha, ha. He's like, c, stop touching my arm.

[Ben]

No touching.

[Ronnie]

Oh.

[Ben]

So they walk in, and everyone is just, like, sitting on the sofas awkwardly. And Kyle's like, hey. Oh, it's shaking. And Paige is like, nothing. We're just here talking to Lexi and Jesse because they walked in here, like, hugging and smiling, and we didn't approve of that. So we're gonna make them sit on this sofa until they explain how the hell they got back together again. When we put in all that work to break them up last week, the.

[Ronnie]

Entire house, the entire cast of Summer House cannot just be sitting in a circle on the couches when other cast members walk in. That is intervention time. I don't even know how they walked in. I would have walked in. I'm like, you're right. I'm a fucking liar. I did coke on the way here. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't deserve your forgiveness, but I'll accept it if you'll give it to me. Does anybody have any coke?

[Ben]

So Kyle has. He has a phone call. He's gotta go call his doctor to find out about his sperm. He's like, yeah. I was like, I heard that something was, like, overworking. And they're like, have you gotten a fertility test? And I was like, oh, I haven't gotten a fertility test. And Paige just for some reason, goes, classic. I don't know what she meant by that, but I'm assuming Kyle has something very uninteresting to say. Classic Kyle.

[Ronnie]

And he's like, yeah, you know, I mean, I'm going to take a call with him. I could have done it on video or something, but I really wanted it to be more personal, so I just kept shooting right into the camera. So we're going to do it on the phone.

[Ben]

Candidly, I'm, like, really nervous going into this because there's always a chance that, like, I'm sterile, right? And, like, in the back of my mind, I'm like, if I'm sterile, can I still sell Lover Boy? Is that possible? Do I have to call it Sterile Boy? Like, what is it? And I'm thinking about Amanda potentially ruling out kids forever. I mean, like, we could. There's a possibility that if I'm sterile, we will never have kids. Like, cut to Amanda bringing a microwave to his crotch.

[Ronnie]

She's like, here, put your cell phone in your front pocket. But it's got such a weird take on it, too. He's like, I mean, like, what if I don't have sperm? The man still doesn't want to have kids with me. She doesn't want to have kids with you with your sperm either. It's not your sperm, it's you.

[Ben]

So I like that. Scattered applause. Like, yeah, yeah. Like, yeah.

[Ronnie]

Ding dong. The call is coming from inside of a house. Deuce.

[Ben]

The sperm is coming from inside the house. So Paige is like, all right, everyone, I gotta do this call. I'll be right back. Paige goes, yeah, we know you're gonna be back.

[Ronnie]

Where's I take this call? Should I take it in My bed, okay, Kyle, that's where I take my important calls.

[Ben]

Why does he want to take the call where he left his last sperm? So Carla's life.

[Ronnie]

Just in case something happens while I'm on the call again. So Wes is like, yeah, the doctor's gonna be like, I could have emailed you this.

[Ben]

Hey, Lex, how's it going over there? She's like, I'm good. Like, it was like a week, but I'm feeling good. It's like, oh, you know, I'm really rooting for you guys. You know, know, it's. It's hard being in this house with your, your. He's like trying not to say Lindsay because she knows, like, what was that?

[Ronnie]

What was that girl? Lindsay's just sitting there rubbing her belly like, go ahead, say when you're gonna say, go ahead. We.

[Ben]

We have a lot of history together. All I gotta say is, high five, Lex Beast. High five, Lex Beast.

[Ronnie]

Just wanted to remind you, I'm like the good guy of the house right now. I don't have any problem with any girls and I support women. I support you. And like, whatever you're going through with Jesse, I know it must be hard and you need to make it soft. It's one of them. We're here to help you with that. I'm here to help you with that. I've been getting soft for about a decade now. Well, we're like really doing good, but we're like really getting to the nitty gritty of it because, like last week things weren't good. But then we had like a conversation and then we like had another conversation. And like, he was talking about how he felt, but then I was talking about how I felt. He's like, oh, I didn't mean to open this door. So.

[Ben]

Aw. So then Amanda turns to Jess. They're having this whole conversation in front of each other. And Amanda's like, jesse, what was your takeaway from it? And Amanda's like, that's a great question. Here's another question. Would you ever force Lexi to have to raise bees?

[Ronnie]

Have you ever wanted to suffocate your partner with the industry they're currently involved in? So Jesse's like leaning on the couch like, all right, well, here's what I learned from the conversations I had with Lexi about that. I learned that my communication wasn't communicating right.

[Ben]

And Ciara just goes, sees right through the bullshit. She goes, okay, so you're not two faced, you're not a liar, and you're not two faced. Is that the takeaway. I. I just. You know, I'm sorry that Ciara had to go through a very long, prolonged Austin experience, but it's made her so great.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. And Jesse's like, wait. Ay, ay, caliente. What are you trying to say, Sierra? What is it?

[Ben]

I'm just trying to figure out what the takeaway is. Cause far as I can tell, there's no takeaway happening with you right now.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, I just. I could improve. I just could improve, Sierra. That's what I'm saying. I could improve.

[Ben]

Sick, sick, sick, sick, sick. Yeah, Great. So Jesse's like, yeah, Sierra's not someone you want to have dislike you. I mean, it's pretty brutal. I mean, now I know how Wes feels. Aw.

[Ronnie]

So Kyle has just had his phone call. So he pops his head into the room, like, who's waiting for sperm news? Waiting for sperm. So Sierra's like, are your nuts good? Is your sperm good? Kyle? He's like, all right. So he was like, all right. Like, you need 20 million sperms, and guess what they take into account of mobility, quality song syncing, like, how quickly the song BPM matching, as it's called in the industry. So the minimum you want to see is 20 million and an ability to mix Stevie Nicks with Jesus Loves Me. And I've got 159 million sperm. 154. I just got really excited.

[Ben]

Sierra sums it up perfectly by saying, bitch, you fertile as fuck. Yeah. And then the doctor said you could get someone pregnant by sneezing on them, at which point everyone runs out of the room.

[Ronnie]

You just hear Amanda's like, the shop just closed up. Sorry. Like, you know, like, a lot of givens in our relationship. It's like, Amanda's gonna be desperate for a baby. Amanda's dying for my fucking sperm. And now I've got all this sperm, and Amanda doesn't even fucking want it.

[Ben]

It's like I'm just realizing that when I'm ready, she might not be. And that is something I never saw coming. Paige is like, guys, I think Kyle's having an inner monologue, so let's go outside. Okay. Do we have reservations for tonight?

[Ronnie]

Don't know. I don't understand, like, why she's not ready to be a mother. Like, she sees me like, look what I'm doing. Look what I'm achieving. I was drunk like a sloth last week, and I've become a DJ at 45.

[Ben]

Why. Why do I feel like Kyle being ready before Amanda is. Is not an uncommon thing in their Relationship.

[Ronnie]

So Amanda's been ready. It's like she waited for the bus for hours and hours and hours. The bus didn't come. Okay? Finally, she just walked.

[Ben]

Okay?

[Ronnie]

She realized she can get to the store without you. Bus.

[Ben]

So outside, we have a very important conversation that really warmed my heart because I was like, oh, thank God we have a live show this week. So Carl's like, hey, Mr. Solomon. How you doing, bud? The Solomon Beast. Jesse Beast. Do you like Jussie Beast or Solomon Bass? What about Jesse Solomon Beast? What about Jesse Beast? Solomon Beast? Oh, my God. Oh, it's a little hard. I'm just trying to figure it out right now.

[Ronnie]

All right, boys, boys. Conversations are for the boys. All right? Let's gather around.

[Ben]

Conversations.

[Ronnie]

Need some men folk over here.

[Ben]

Bring a conversation on me.

[Ronnie]

All right? So, guys, I'm about to sign a.

[Ben]

Lease for Soft Bar K's, like, awesome, man. How many years?

[Ronnie]

Thirteen? Fifteen? Twenty. Maybe 20. Maybe 20. How long has Coca Cola been around? One billion years, sir.

[Ben]

I believe the contract said till the end of time.

[Ronnie]

Seven years. Seven years old. Let's be serious. Seven years, guys. Seven years. God's like, wait, talk to me. Like, I don't know commercial real estate, because actually, I really don't. So worst case scenario, pie chart, percentages, bars going up and down. What is it, numbers?

[Ben]

Well, yeah, there's. Don't worry, guys. There's something called a good guy clause. It get.

[Ronnie]

He said Good Guy Claus. I felt like a little tiny pebble of poop just drop on the floor.

[Ben]

No, I was like, no, that's a Good Guy Claus. It's like Santa Claus, but for, like, good guys.

[Ronnie]

Hey, guys, something soft's coming down the chimney. It's called Girl.

[Ben]

It's like if Santa Claus were dating someone named Lil who's into magic. It's good guy clause.

[Ronnie]

Good guy claws. Like, leases don't matter if you're a good guy. So doesn't work out. They're gonna be like, carl, you're a good guy. And I'll be like, thanks, you're a good. You're a good guy, too. Good guy Beast.

[Ben]

So, like, if the landlord's like, hey, you owe $250,000. I'll be like, like, yeah, but I'm, like, taking it slowly, just trying to figure things out. I'm a good guy. It should be all right.

[Ronnie]

So, yeah, so, you know, it's called the good guy clause. So you could have someone take it over as long as they're a. Wait for it. Good guy. Right? No, Bad guys taking over leases or, you know, if it's like we live in a horrible world, which I couldn't imagine this happening in 2025, but, you know, if the world suddenly got terrible and we had to file for bankruptcy, you know, there's some flexibility. There's flexibility. Yeah.

[Ben]

Yeah. I mean, look, you know, I'm about to sign a one. It's gonna be $10,000 a month. So, you know, orange juice is very popular.

[Ronnie]

And the good thing about it, it's. It's a warehouse. It's industrial. There's nothing in it.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

No running water. There's brick, there's dirt on the floor.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

I said, does that goat come with it? They said, no, that goat has been living here.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

Put it to work.

[Ben]

Work. It's a warehouse. So you can come in, have like a mindful cocktail, and then you could, like build a car or something.

[Ronnie]

It's 23 foot ceilings. It's amazing. So it's got guys. It's got a big garage door. Yeah, that was one of his selling points. He goes, guys, huge garage door.

[Ben]

I have this vision where if you want to get into the bar, you open the garage door and you just, boom, walk right in. Good guys only, of course.

[Ronnie]

All right, all right, all right. So in the financial sense, pie chart, Pie chart. Does it require a lot of build out? What part of fucking warehouse in the middle of nowhere did you not hear, sir? Yes, it requires build out. Right. It doesn't even have walls. Have you been to Williamsburg? Let me tell you what's in Williamsburg. A lot of cool, expensive shit. For Carl to get something $10,000 in Williamsburg. That is not in Williamsburg. I don't know where it is, but that is far and scary. $10,000 a month. That's actually cheap. Yeah, I'm scared for Carl.

[Ben]

Hey, everyone, this is the end of part one of this recap for part two. Keep an eye on your podcast feed. It is coming up in just a moment. Thanks so much for listening. Catch you on the second half. Watch. What Crappens would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Allison King. It's always a party on Allison Block.

[Ronnie]

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[Ronnie]

Always a good time when you're wasting time with Bravo. She ain't no shrinking violet Coutar we love you guys. If you like watch what crappens. You can listen ad free right now by joining Wondery in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Before you go, tell us about yourself by filling out a short [e-mail] survey.

[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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