Watch What Crappens Podcast Summary
Episode: #2861 Below Deck Down Under S03E17 Part One: The End of TzaLara with Guest Ryan Bailey
Release Date: May 27, 2025
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Guest: Ryan Bailey

Introduction and Guest Welcome

The episode kicks off with host Ronnie Karam welcoming guest Ryan Bailey for a special recap of the season finale of Below Deck Down Under.

Ryan Bailey [02:11]: "Well, hello and welcome back to the Watch What Crappens podcast. I'm Ronnie and today for this very special Below Deck finale recap, I'm with the gorgeous Ryan Bailey from the So Bad It's Good podcast with Ryan Bailey. Hello, Ryan."

Season Finale Recap

Ryan and Ronnie dive straight into the recap of the finale, highlighting the emotional and logistical challenges of concluding the season.

Character Dynamics and Developments

• Harry and His Relationship:
  The hosts express relief and amusement over Harry finding a partner, albeit in a lighthearted and somewhat sarcastic tone.

  Ronnie Karam [03:17]: "Like, what are they going to do? Are they going to have somebody to hold hands with in the food court?"

• Laura's Behavior and Conflict with Serena:
  Laura's antagonistic behavior towards Serena is a focal point. The hosts critique Laura's manipulative tactics to undermine Serena, especially concerning the seven-course dinner dilemma.

  Ryan Bailey [48:20]: "This is crazy. So she says, yeah, it's tricky up top. ... What a dumbass."

• Captain Jason's Leadership:
  Captain Jason remains the stable force aboard the yacht. Despite ongoing issues like the stuck tender and malfunctioning stabilizers, he maintains composure and authority.

  Ryan Bailey [56:55]: "He was like, 'you learn something, something. You did it. You learned you'll never do it again.'"

Key Plot Points in the Finale

• Stuck Tender Incident:
  Nate, the boatswain, gets stuck on the tender, leading to frustration and added stress on board. The failed attempts to retrieve the tender highlight operational challenges.

  Ryan Bailey [14:54]: "Should it be called stabilizers if it doesn't stabilize?"

• Seven-Course Dinner Crisis:
  A significant conflict arises over the impracticality of serving a seven-course meal with insufficient cutlery. Laura's handling of the situation is criticized for her lack of foresight and blame-shifting towards Serena.

  Laura [46:22]: "We've never worked on a boat. And I know about the cutlery."

Analysis of Characters' Actions

• Laura's Manipulative Tactics:
  Laura attempts to pin the dinner disaster on Serena, exacerbating tensions and showcasing her lack of teamwork.

  Ryan Bailey [47:20]: "She doesn't know how much you suck at your job at this point."

• Serena's Professionalism Under Pressure:
  Serena remains calm and solutions-oriented, contrasting sharply with Laura's chaotic approach. Her willingness to adjust portion sizes and accommodate guests underscores her competence.

  Laura [48:49]: "What the fuck?"

Fish Report Interludes

Interspersed throughout the episode are humorous "Fish Reports," where the hosts anthropomorphize various marine animals, drawing parallels to the yacht's cast members and their behaviors.

• Hot Turtle:
  Represents Sheena Cornet, noted for her attention-seeking nature.

  Laura [26:08]: "This turtle is that Sheena cornet. That's a beautiful."

• Fabulous Bat:
  Symbolizes Captain Jason with references to his composed and enigmatic demeanor.

  Ryan Bailey [34:02]: "Look, it's grooming itself. Like, when am I not grooming myself?"

Humorous Observations and Jokes

Ryan and Ronnie sprinkle the discussion with witty remarks and playful jabs at both the show’s characters and the Fish Reports, maintaining an engaging and lighthearted tone throughout the episode.

Ryan Bailey [35:55]: "That's impressive. And also goal weight. I've always wanted to just hang upside down like that."

Conclusion and Teaser for Part Two

As the episode wraps up, Ronnie announces that this is Part One of a two-part recap, encouraging listeners to tune in for the continuation.

Ryan Bailey [58:07]: "Congratulations. You've reached the end of part one of a two part recap for part two. Go look for the recap that says part two. See you over there, suckers."

Notable Quotes

• Ryan Bailey on Laura's Leadership:

  "I think Laura decided she wasn't going to make up a Serena. She didn't like that. So she's going to try and trigger Serena into, like, having some kind of breakdown and making her look stupid because she's like, well, I don't want to do seven courses. So why don't you go talk to him about it?" [46:43]

• Ronnie Karam on Captain Jason:

  "He was kind of hands off for most of the season, but then when he does need to come in, he's like, you're fired. You're fired. You're fired." [57:05]

• Ryan Bailey on Fish Report:

  "We put them together. Ron, come on." [41:49]

Final Thoughts

This episode of Watch What Crappens offers a comprehensive and entertaining analysis of the Below Deck Down Under season finale, blending detailed plot recaps with humorous insights and character critiques. The inclusion of Fish Reports adds a unique and playful layer to the discussion, making the recap both informative and engaging for listeners, whether they're fans of the show or newcomers seeking an overview.