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Misha Brown
Every big moment starts with a big dream. But what happens when that big dream turns out to be a big flop? From Wondery and Ill Media, I'm Misha Brown and this is the Big Flop. Every week, comedians join me to chronicle the biggest flubs, fails and blunders of all time. Like Quib.
Ronnie Karam
It's kind of like when you give yourself your own nickname and you try to like get other people to do it.
Misha Brown
And the 2019 movie adaptation of Cats.
Ben Mandelker
Like, if I'm watching the dancing and I'm noticing the feet aren't touching the ground, there's something wrong with the movie.
Misha Brown
Find out what happens when massive hype turns into major fiasco. Enjoy the Big Flop on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to the Big Flop early and ad free on Wondery. Plus get started with your free trial at wondery.com plus.
Ben Mandelker
Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens? Hello and welcome to Watch what Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.
Ronnie Karam
So Charlie is saying. Charlie, not stars guard is saying like, yeah, you know, not looking for love, but I do miss not being single because like if you're in a relationship you miss being single. But if you're in a, if you're single, you miss a relationship, you know. So like if I impregnated some chick tomorrow and that was love of my life, I'd be cool. Cuz life is short, like especially in crypto.
Ben Mandelker
So Brooks is like the thing about Charlie that's so confusing is he talks a big game, but he actually doesn't sleep with that many people to like my knowledge. And I really don't want them to sleep together. That would be like disgusting and horrible.
Ronnie Karam
So Chloe's on the date now and she's like so br. Is his mouth telling me escape it a lot? And he's like, yeah, I was like big into a skateboarding accident last year and like this dude was like, holy shit, were you bit by a shark? You look so bloody. And I was like, God, I wish I got bit by a shark. That would have been badass. That have been so crypto.
Ben Mandelker
We see Footage from his bike accident. You know, it's when people talk about that they have a life changing bike accident, it's usually like something that was like, near death or they broke bones and everything. And it's just like, him just bloodied. Like he fell off his bike. He just was, like, scuffed up. And he's like, it was crazy, this bike accident. Chloe's like, yeah. And then he's like. He's like, yeah, I wish I was, by the way, I went out, I was like, talking to a girl recently, and she was like, yo, if a guy got bit by a shark, that would be an ick to me because it's like, he should be able to fend off the shark. And I was like, that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.
Ronnie Karam
Chloe's like, you know what's ick to me? Like, like when guys go through security at an airport and take your shoes off, like, and then they walk through the machine barefoot. Ew.
Ben Mandelker
Then she also has another ick. She goes, you know what's an ick for me? When a guy is, like, struggling to open an umbrella, it's like. And it's like flopping back and forth. That's such an ick. Like, if you can't open your umbrella the first time, then, like, why are you even talking to me?
Ronnie Karam
But then he's like, so wait, if it's the airport, is it the taking off the shoes thing or is it the barefoot thing? And she goes, both. Like, ick. Okay, so what do you want the guy to be put in terrorism jail? Like, they're gonna throw your boyfriend into Guantanamo Bay for refer refusing to take off his shoes. Chloe.
Ben Mandelker
Chloe's also revealing that she doesn't have, like, TSA pre check, by the way. Just like, ew, I hate that. That's actually, I think, her real ick. She's like, guys, with that clear.
Ronnie Karam
If.
Ben Mandelker
He doesn't have, like, global entry, I'm like, gross.
Ronnie Karam
Ew.
Ben Mandelker
Ew. Might as well just, like, try to open up an umbrella awkwardly.
Ronnie Karam
So Chloe orders a drink that's served in a little bathtub, which is hilarious. I'm sure her mom's like, attic. Marla approves.
Ben Mandelker
And Charlie's like, am I aching myself out if I drink this? I don't know. I don't know what's happening. Am I. Am I giving you the ick right now? She's like, no, you're not. He's like, so?
Ronnie Karam
He's like, yeah. So am I like your second ever first Date. And she's like, no, because. Because I was picturing, like, boyfriend and then me. And she's like, don't flatter yourself.
Ben Mandelker
Flatter myself? Yeah. So Chloe's like, Charlie's. She's like, charlie's great. Like, Brooks and I are friends, so, like, why would he not want. I'm sorry. Charlie says that Chloe's great and that Brooks. He's like, since Brooke and I are friends, like, why would he not want me to wake up with a sister?
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. So she's like, what's your, like, vibe for the summer? Like, dating, seeing people. Any umbrella action coming up? And he's like, well, I'm like, open to seeing. And she goes, yeah, that's a good answer.
Ben Mandelker
It's like, not even an answer. It's like, I'm just opening to see what happens. Oh, my God. That was so insightful.
Ronnie Karam
Yes. So now we go apartment hunting with Ariana and Hudson and Kevin, the real estate agent, he's like, welcome to Alphabet City. Okay. Based on Avenue A, Avenue B and Avenue C. Okay.
Ben Mandelker
Oh, my God. Is this where the soup is made? No, this is not where Alphabet soup is made. Oh, that's too bad.
Ronnie Karam
So they're like, this is so hard. Shopping in New York. It's, like, so expensive. So they go. So then we go to Riley, and Riley's like, my mom is Candy Burris. People might remember me when I was a little girl, but I just. I just got out of NYU with a major in music business, so I'm going to work for the universe. I want to work for the industry, but I only have one year until I'm cut off. It's like, that is not fair that Todd is still not cut off and you are going to be cut off.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, exactly. Totally. Is Kayla cut off? Kayla's cut off, right?
Ronnie Karam
She was cut off. Yeah, I think they cut off Kayla a while ago.
Ben Mandelker
Oh, I wonder if. I wonder if Raleigh's gonna be able to meet someone who works in the music industry. Huh? So Brooks is, like, sitting next to Riley and he's. He goes, the pressure is on. And they're like, oh, my God. She's like me saying that in the most monotone voice. Like, that was iconic of me.
Ronnie Karam
The pressure is on.
Ben Mandelker
She's like, literally, I was thinking that, like, you said that, like, the pressure's on. It's definitely on. Like, that was so funny, Brooks.
Ronnie Karam
So Brooks talks to Chloe. She had a fun date. She's like, it was fun. It wasn't that deep. But now Brooks is getting Himself worked up into a tizzy because he's a Housewives fan and he knows that that's what he's supposed to do. So he's starting to get himself revved up. He's like, I personally find it offensive that he texted me something like, come meet us out later tonight if we're not already back at my place. Like, so gross. And I responded like this. Ew.
Ben Mandelker
Chloe goes, I'm gonna vomit.
Ronnie Karam
Like, he's texting me like I'm one of his boys.
Ben Mandelker
In what hemisphere, in what umbrella opening hemisphere does he think that I would go home with him on the first day? Like, grass?
Ronnie Karam
No, I have to see him at Amira's show and it's gonna be like, so awkward because he texted me about my sister.
Ben Mandelker
That's like, so gross. And I had to pretend like I didn't have the ick when he said that, like, people who get shark bites, they couldn't help it. One secret. I was like, gross.
Ronnie Karam
So he meets up with Riley to go see this fashion show. And he's like, hey, so is there a dress code for this? She's like, yeah, I thought it was like the theme of the show. And he goes, oh, let's look at the invitation. Liminal beings. I don't know what that is.
Ben Mandelker
I don't know what that means either. Great question. I don't know what that.
Ronnie Karam
The fuck is that.
Ben Mandelker
Liminal beings. Oh my God, I love these.
Ronnie Karam
Liminal. Occupying a position at or on both sides of a boundary or threshold relating to a transitional or initial stage of a process. So I guess they're taking that to mean B, dead. Or like you just died. Cuz this was like a horror show, right?
Ben Mandelker
Sort of, yeah. I mean, like subliminal, I think. Liminal, I always thought of as like a. A, Like a. Something to do with like where your. Where your mind is at or something. I don't know. So Charlie's.
Ronnie Karam
So they go from the dicks. So don't argue. If you want to argue with someone to call Miriam or Webster.
Ben Mandelker
Well, when you said it was a. Is it a thing about death? That's what I was trying to say. Like, in my mind, I always thought it was pertaining.
Ronnie Karam
Oh, okay. That was me. You were arguing with the right person.
Ben Mandelker
I have like the ick right now. You called the right department. Did you take more than one second to open up your umbrella? Because if you did, I have the ick.
Ronnie Karam
Your aura is icking me.
Ben Mandelker
I have so much ick right now about your umbrella. So Charlie's playing basketball with his friends Dylan and Shai. They're smoking a joint because they're cool.
Ronnie Karam
And they're very like, One Tree Hill, these guys. They're like, yeah, smoking joints. Yeah, it's fucking amazing. You want another joint? That one is so hot. And then he. Everywhere he shows up, he's like, anybody want to hit my joint?
Ben Mandelker
I don't know.
Ronnie Karam
You're so cool.
Ben Mandelker
He just learned how to smoke weed. He is hot. And so what's so funny? One thing that we talked about on the trailer for this show is that we see all these characters, and then when you look at the key art for the show, there's this one person who's on the poster who's front and center that's not in the trailer and is like, not on this episode. But actually that person is Shy, who is in this scene. But they don't even highlight Shy in the scene. They just highlight the other guy who's not even on the poster. The hot guy with the joint, who I think is Dylan. It's just weird, this. It's just funny to me that there's this person named Shai who is all over the poster, and yet people like, he's like, not. They don't seem to pay attention to him on the show. It's.
Ronnie Karam
Well, maybe we'll get to him. We'll get to him later. You never know. They'll just bring in shy. They'll bring up backup. So they're like, having a set, a joint, a j sesh while they play some ball. And then Riley and Brooks are shopping, and so they're talking about who they're hanging out with. And he likes Ariana. He's like, she just moved here. Do you know her? She's like, I haven't spoken with her since I was, like, 10.
Ben Mandelker
So. And then we see this flashback of, like, baby Riley and baby Ariana. And Riley's like, do you have a boyfriend? And Ariana's like, yes. How did you know? And Riley goes, if I had a.
Ronnie Karam
Boyfriend, my mom would whip me as hard as she could. So Riley's like, yeah, once our parents fell out, it's like, who's gonna bring their child to hang out with someone's child who they don't really mess with? So what happened between your moms? And then we see the clip of Wait a minute, how much total was made off of tardy for the candy's like 80 to 100,000 at least. And all I've ever gotten was three or four thousand dollars. And you don't. And you think you should make.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. And Kim's like, I think so. Do you have any money, by the way? So then Riley's. Riley's like, ariana. So back at the present, Riley says, we're probably so different from how we were when we were younger. Yeah, because you guys were five years old, you might be a little different. Yeah.
Ronnie Karam
So then we go back to Charlie and the boys. It's like, yeah, I did it. Chloe, she's really fucking hot. I could see it happening. Like, we drank, you know, we talk. Like, we barely even ordered appetizers. Like, I would be like, you know, like, bathtub. And she'd be like, umbrella. And I'd be like, wall paint. She'd be like, oh, my God, it was crazy. You guys, they're like, yeah, yeah.
Ben Mandelker
We like touching arms.
Ronnie Karam
You guys are like, long term.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, man, you're doing great. And Shy's like, that's wonderful. Quiet, Shy. You're not on the show yet.
Ronnie Karam
Your name is Shy. You're not supposed to speak.
Ben Mandelker
This is Dylan's moment to make it big on Bravo. So see the floor, Shy.
Ronnie Karam
So back to Brooke starting to spin out. He's like, what's your opinion on friends dating? Friends, Siblings. I don't like it. He tells her the whole story, and she's like, what? I would be really upset. That's like, out of pocket to text somebody that.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. And. And br. Like, I feel like you're really good at articulating what I think, but I can't say it.
Ronnie Karam
He's like, yeah, I don't like people texting me like that. So then the other guys are like, you guys are going to get married? And he's like, I don't like it. Sending me disrespectful texts about my sisters crossing a line, and I'm not okay with it. Okay, Brooks. Okay, y' all get it out. So now we go back to Brianna and Hudson apartment hunting, and she's bouncing on a grate on the sidewalk, which is just so zolciac.
Misha Brown
It's like.
Ben Mandelker
It's like. It's like. Like the two metal doors that are, like, bound by, like, some deadbolts. So she's bouncing on it up and down. She's like, it's like a trampoline. And Hudson's like, yeah, but you don't know if you're gonna fall through or not. Yeah, whatever. I love the trampolines in New York. It's like, new York, I'm safe. Everyone knows New York City. A place for safety. Okay. I have wanted a clothing line forever, and Atlanta doesn't offer so much, like, no trampolines in the middle of the ground there. So when it comes to my career path, New York is really the place to be.
Ronnie Karam
So they go look at a little tiny place, and it's. It's a New York apartment, but it's been done, like, farmhouse modern, which I don't like that, like, you're in New York. Please don't fall into the Joanna Gaines of it all, you know? And also, it's too late.
Ben Mandelker
She's like, when it comes to apartments and, like, this clothing line, money is, like, always on my mind. And Hudson and I differ there because, like, I work in online jobs so I can have a paycheck and he doesn't have to worry about it. And then they see a dead pigeon outside their window and they're like, oh, my God, it's a dead pigeon. And says, like, rip, pigeon. But then it's like, the pigeon is like, I was just, like, taking a nap and just, like, flies off and it's like, oh, my God, it's alive.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. So this is one of those New York scenes where people like, oh, my God, this costs $6,000. There's not even a closet. We need more. I need, like, bedrooms and a closet and three toilets.
Ben Mandelker
She literally says, I think we need to have a two bedroom because we want our moms to be able to have somewhere to stay. No, that doesn't work that way in New York City. Anywhere else. Sure you want to have a spare bedroom for when your parents visit. But you're in New York City. You. There's no such thing as a spare bedroom.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, no, no, no. So she tells us that Hudson comes from a blessed family and it's because he started Zaxby's chicken restaurant. It's been around for, like, 40 plus years.
Ben Mandelker
So I haven't heard of Zaxby's, but I just trust that it's like a big deal somewhere.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, I guess. I mean, he's loaded. He's like, why don't we double the budget, babe? Because the realtor is like, yeah, if you want all that stuff, it's going to cost you $9 million a month. And he's like, got it. She's like, no, because I. I want to contribute rent, and I can't physically wrap my head around six grand a month. Okay.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. I'm just looking up to Zaxby's. Of course, because I need to know about this. I don't I was trying to see what the locations are. Can't find it. All I know is there's none in Los Angeles, so whatever. Dead to me. So now I think so. Really?
Ronnie Karam
Let me see Zaxby's location and hours. Oh, they just give you a map but then you have to like put in your address. Wait, hold on. Put my zippy in there. Let's see where there's. There's no results by me, but that doesn't mean anything. I mean, I think it's probably a thing.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, it looks like it's a fast food spot, so it's, I guess, close to raising canes. There's an article that says I'm a food reporter who went to Zaxby's for the first town and I found it to be ever so slightly less flavorful.
Ronnie Karam
Okay, so now has an article that says Zaxby's just launched an all new menu we never saw coming. Zaxby's targets New Mexico for expansion. Seeks franchise partner Zaxby's late night menu offers $9.99 mix and math. I think it's a big deal.
Ben Mandelker
I want to go to Zaxby's so badly right now. I'm so hungry. Zaxby's is coming to New Jersey and Pennsylvania, so that's exciting.
Ronnie Karam
There you go. They're huge.
Ben Mandelker
Zaxby's has arrived, everyone.
Ronnie Karam
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Ben Mandelker
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Ronnie Karam
It's kind of like when you give yourself your own nickname and you try to, like, get other people to do it.
Misha Brown
And the 2019 movie adaptation of Cats.
Ben Mandelker
Like, if I'm watching the dancing and I'm noticing the feet aren't touching the ground, there's something wrong with the movie.
Misha Brown
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Ben Mandelker
Now it's time to go to New Jersey with Gia, a lifestyle and beauty influencer and former immigration law school lawyer. To be so we hear Gia being like, I honestly get so fucking drained constantly driving into the city. My mom is Teresa Giudice from the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Here she is. Okay. I met Brooks at BravoCon. Bravo Con happened and Brooks and I were hanging around the city one day and we just really hung out. We had a great time together.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. So like now we're friends and like we hit it off right away. And so she's talking to we see the flashback to the dinner and she's like, yeah, well first I'm gonna go to the south of France and then I'm going to be in Mallorca and then I'm going to Ibiza.
Ben Mandelker
They're all, like, gross. The girl from New Jersey is talking to us.
Ronnie Karam
No, she just keeps listing all these places. So they're all planning to meet up at the Runway show. Okay, so now Mira's getting glam. It's like, guys, I'm so nervous to get, like, glam from a makeup show. I'm basically, like, the last one. So, like, I have to give, like, a mega drama.
Ben Mandelker
And then his. Her girlfriend is. Her boyfriend is like. Like, you're nervous in the moment. You'll be good. So then everyone's, like, cheering her on. Like, amira, don't worry. You can do it. And Gia's like, hey, guys, just left New Jersey. Be there in, like, eight years. It's, like, so hard to get across there. It's, like, so hard.
Ronnie Karam
So when you live in New Jersey, there's, like, one way to get in and one way to get out, unless you're deported. But, like, then you have to go through the Holland Tunnel, and there's, like, water that could come in and you could, like, die. So, like, if there's traffic, that's it. You're done. Stick a fork in me.
Ben Mandelker
What about the path train? Why don't you just take the path train in?
Ronnie Karam
That's what I was thinking. It's actually easier to take publication in and out of Jersey.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, I feel like the path train. You'd be in and out of there in 25 minutes. And she's like, krista would die.
Ronnie Karam
She might. Oh, my God. Not my daughter. Not my daughter. I'm not sending her down no path. You saw what happened to Red Riding Hood.
Ben Mandelker
So Gia's just driving in, and. Which sounds awful. And then now they're at the show, and everyone's showing up, and Brooks has a bouquet of flowers, and he's like, oh, my God. I have, like, a hideously, hilariously small bouquet. I hope this doesn't give anyone the ick. Chloe, do you have the ick for my bouquet? She's like, yeah, I do.
Ronnie Karam
So he goes with the chart. He's, like, still doing this Charlie thing. He's like, oh, my God. Like, Charlie, I get steamrolled in our friendship. And, like, it's funny, but, like, don't do. Don't make me stick up for myself, like, right now, because I'm, like, getting steamrolled by Charlie. And meanwhile, Charlie's like, hey, how's it going? He's like, oh, steamrolled.
Ben Mandelker
And so Riley's just gonna stay out of this because she doesn't want to deal with it. So now the show happens and Amira comes out and they are like, oh.
Ronnie Karam
That'S like, they're dead people. I did not know what the show is supposed to be, but they were like zombies or freshly murdered dead people with blood and gore all over them doing the Runway. And they're like, wow, that was a little lillable. That was. What was the word?
Ben Mandelker
Liminal. That was.
Ronnie Karam
That was so liminal. That was liminal.
Ben Mandelker
I am like, post liminal now because it was so amazing. Oh, my God, there's Charlie. I had a hate confrontation.
Ronnie Karam
And Charlie's like, yeah. I mean, Amira did gray, like for a fashion show. I mean, she walked. So, I mean, I guess if you could walk, you did a good job.
Ben Mandelker
So they all go. All the kids go out to like a restaurant afterwards or a bar or something. They're all sitting around. And so Georgia sits down and she meets Riley for the first time. And George is like, wait, Riley, are you in the city? She's like, yeah, I'm in Brooklyn. She's like, wait, where were you before? She's like, I lived on top of Cats Deli. Oh, my God. I did like a birthday party thing like two years ago. It was like the Cats Deli Diplo party. You know, Riley was like, like, yeah, the thing that kept me up for until like, four in the morning. Stupid losers downstairs going to a deli.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah.
Ben Mandelker
George is like, I. The parties I throw are, like, really, really unique. Like, I worked on the Cat's Deli Diplo party, which, by the way, I could just end the show there. The Cat's Deli Diplo Party. Yeah. Yeah. We turned the most iconic New York restaurant into like a rave for the night. With the Diplo DJing, there was like a 3,000 people on the street. Also, Anna Delvey's clubhouse arrest party. She, like, got released from prison and then she like, threw like this. We threw like a hot nightclub in her house arrest apartment. And it was actually like the hottest party in New York City. So I was like, really proud of that.
Ronnie Karam
She says, you guys, cut. Stelli got famous because of When Harry Met Sally. You remember that, right? Like, no, you know, it's the famous scene where she, like, fakes an orgasm and Riley's like, I don't even know that show.
Ben Mandelker
Say, okay, okay. Random girl sitting here. Have you heard of How I Met Sally? And the girl's like, no, she's okay. Useless. You're all useless. Not getting invited to the next Cat's Deli Diplo DJ party.
Ronnie Karam
And then in her confessional she's like, yeah, something's not hitting with these people. Like, it's not aligning. Like, am I an alien? I've never felt like that in New York. And is it like, maybe because Riley and Gia are, like, from here? I mean, G is from Jersey, but, like, I mean, that doesn't count.
Ben Mandelker
So all I know is that when I throw a rave at Lonnie Anderson's guest bedroom, they're not gonna be there. So then Ava is. She's joins them and they're like, oh, my God, Ava.
Ronnie Karam
She's like, yeah. I was in an event for my friend, my favorite shoe designer, Manola Blahnik. And everyone's like, oh, my God, your shoes. Yeah, you guys, fun fact. Manola knows what Harry Met Sally is.
Ben Mandelker
I also love the bookends of shoes on this show where we started off with Ariana with her mangled up Christian Louboutins that were probably fake because her mom gave them to her, I'm assuming. And then we have, like, Manolo Blahniks. So then, like, oh, my God, Manolo Blahnik. So Georgia is like, wow. And she goes and she touches the Manolo block. She touches the bottom of the shoe. She doesn't just, like, graze it. She actually, like, pets the bottom of the sole. Like, she touches it and, like, she likes, like, she sort of strokes the bottom of the shoe. And everyone's grossed out.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. She's like, wow. So she is grossed out. And Riley's grossed out. And Riley's like, oh, my God, she just touched her eye after she touched that shoe. And she's like, yeah, you just never voluntarily touched the bottom of someone's shoe in New York. Like, people piss everywhere. That's disgusting.
Ben Mandelker
And we see footage of Jordan doing it again. It's like slow motion. And then truly touching her eye afterwards. It's foul.
Ronnie Karam
Like, rubbing her eye. And scene was gonna get you going.
Ben Mandelker
It was hilarious. And Riley was like, I have no words, like, don't touch me. And George is like, George is like, touching everyone with her, like, her hands and everything. And she's like, wait, Charlie, do you have a good time with Chloe? Do you want to invite her to the Orville Redenbacher pop up, literal pop up popcorn pop up that I'm going to be doing at the Ed Koch grave memorial. Do you? Charlie's like, yeah, I did.
Ronnie Karam
She would say, I'm a perfect gentleman, I'm sure. And Riley's like, I don't think anyone's ever said that about you. And she was like, well, Brexit's too nice. Like, don't say that. It'll give him anxiety. Okay.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. And so Brooks is like. Like, he texted me after the date and was like, come meet us out tonight. And if Chloe and I aren't already back in my place, like, it's just like, nacho.
Ronnie Karam
She was like, oh, my God, how didn't you freak? He's like, I mean, is that, like, a joke about my sister? Like, oh, my God. So Charlie hears this because he's doing it right in front of Charlie. So he's like, what are you guys talking about, Brooks? I mean, I can hear. I can't hear you speaking to me. And Gia says, well, I think, like, he wouldn't be comfortable dating your sister right now. With, like. I guess, like, with the way you.
Ben Mandelker
Act, it's like, well, why are you telling. Why are. Why are you telling me this? And, like, why is not Brooks not telling me this? Like, why are you. Why are you. The voice box, Brooks? Like, I just don't think it's appropriate. Like, it's appropriate setting. Getting into it. This is, like, the Post Amira fashion show setting. Like, not cool, bro.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. But, like, I like this. She's speaking for him and, like, his mouthpiece for him. She's like, I'm not his mouthpiece. I'm just a nice friend. Also, Melissa Korga's a.
Ben Mandelker
I care about you, and you're, like, a really good friend, and I have, like, a lot of love for you, and I just, like, don't want this conversation to go the wrong way. And Riley's like, well, you know how respectful Brooks is. And he doesn't want to say anything that, like, pushes it.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. So Riley's like, I used to be called Captain Saho, but I'm not doing that anymore. And so clearly, G is, like, clearly is not, like, telling you a million times on his end that he's, like, getting defensive. Like, that's just what's happening. I'm sorry. Okay.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. Everyone's, like, basically rallying around Brooks right now. And Brooks is like, I texted you, and I said, don't be disrespectful to my sister. Like, and you said, like, meet us out unless she's home with me. Like, that's, like, gross. And Charlie's like. He's like, no, I never said that. I'll show you the chat. But then, of course, it's right there in the chat. He's like, okay, fine. It was, like, one thing I said out of everything else, he's like, sorry.
Ronnie Karam
It was one inappropriate joke. Sorry. Is that what you want? Sorry, ladies. And he's like, I'm not okay with him disrespecting my sister. Okay, wrap it up. Wrap it up.
Ben Mandelker
He's like, I don't think I did anything wrong. I mean, I would, Chloe, but, like, I wouldn't say it to him. It was just to piss him off, you know? So he's like, should I call Chloe right now? Brooks, I'm sorry, but for what? What are you sorry for? I don't know.
Ronnie Karam
He's like, I don't even know. You know what? I'm sorry for the joke about Chloe. There, I said it. You want to go smoke? So the boys go smoke, and the girls go to the bathroom. So now we just hear the girls in the bathroom, and we hear, Riley, go, girl, you don't wash your hands. And George is like, I don't really believe in that. I'm pro germ.
Ben Mandelker
So Riley's like, I don't know if you're serious or not. She goes, I'm dead ass.
Ronnie Karam
She goes, wait, so you really don't wash your hands? She goes, no, I was like the kid in New York City eating candy off the sidewalk. I don't wash my hands. When Harry licked Sally on a subway train.
Ben Mandelker
Okay, that's not something to brag about. Riley's like, I think Georgia's interesting is like, I would. I would hold your hand, but you didn't wash them.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, because they're talking about manicures. And she's like, yeah, I'm not taking your hand. Okay. She's. No, look, seriously, like, no allergies. I never get the flu. Like, maybe it's crazy, but I think as a kid growing up, like, I had no sense of germs. Like, I touch worms. Like, touch your mouth, touch worms, touch your eye, touch poop. Like, who cares? And Riley's like, yeah, I guess your body's definitely had time to adjust to stuff.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. No, this girl's crazy. Like, yeah, yesterday on Below Deck, we were talking about the guy who was scanning everything with a black light, and I was like, you know, too much is too much. Like, you know, sometimes it's okay to have a few germs. And I do think, like, you don't want to be totally. You don't want to be totally insane about it. And then, like, you know, it's good to have some germs, but, like, the. The going to the bathroom and then, like, not washing your hands, the touching the bottom of the shoes. That's a bit too much for me, I think.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. And then just like making your stance that I never wash my hands. It's just my thing. Like, I love germs, so get me as dirty as possible. She goes crazy. How polar opposite these days have been on Bravo with that.
Ben Mandelker
I know. She's like, germs kind of grow your microbiome. This is not me making this up. I read about it in Liminal Science magazine. It's scientifically proven germs are good.
Ronnie Karam
But it's interesting how both of the people on those shows used it to define their personality. Right? Like the guy on Below Deck is like, better than everybody. So everybody's filthy. And this girl's like, I am so New York. Like, I love New York germs. That's how New York I am. Like, I don't even get sick cuz I'm from New York.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. So Riley tells Brooke. She's like, I was like, you didn't wash your hands? And she was like, oh, I don't really believe in that. No, she didn't. No, she didn't.
Ronnie Karam
And Ava just goes, I hope she doesn't get pink eye. And so now George is getting defensive because they're like all mean girling her. Like, they're all like laughing at her and looking at her like up and down. And she's like, I mean me if I'm wrong, but I was raised not to wash your hands. Okay. Like cats himself didn't wash them probably, I think maybe. And Charlie's like, yeah, I give a less if Georgia washes her hands. Like, I don't wash my hands after I touch my dick in the bathroom. Like, my dick's clean. I don't need to go scrub my.
Ben Mandelker
Like, yeah, but you're probably getting. Well, first of all, your dick is probably not as clean as you think. It's probably got swampy in there. Let's be honest. It probably got a little swampy. So you're getting your dick swamp onto your fingers. And let's. Let's be honest, there probably was some splashback from the urinal. So wash those hands.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah, wash them up.
Ben Mandelker
Just give it a rinse at least.
Ronnie Karam
Or at least just lie. You know what I mean? Like, you don't need to make your stance like, I'm not washing my hands because now, like it's going to be the whole season. So she's saying bye. She's like, okay, bye everybody. I'm just gonna leave. Okay, bye. So she goes to hug Riley and Riley pulls away. And she's like, no, I don't want you to touch me. Sorry.
Ben Mandelker
And mirror's like, that's crazy. She's like, bye. And you're like, so Georgia is like, girl, I literally just met you tonight and you're telling me what to do with my body? That has nothing to do with you. Like, what happened to my body, my choice? Honestly, I was like, oh, God, I love this show.
Ronnie Karam
Elevating you and you're just looking after. And she is like, that will touch everything. Like she doesn't care.
Ben Mandelker
Oh, God, I love this Looney Tune. Making it a stance about this is what I do with my body. I'm like, yeah, but you're doing it. But you're touching my body with your body choices. So stop it. Oh, my God.
Ronnie Karam
So silly. What a fun show.
Ben Mandelker
Really fun. And I'm looking for. It was obviously the show is kind of like. Because it was the first show, it was sort of all over the place in a way, like introducing all these people. So I'm really looking forward to once it settles into its groove. Not a criticism, but I'm just looking even more forward to it going forward as it, as it comes together. It was so funny. I loved it.
Ronnie Karam
Yeah. Good times, guys. Good times. Well, we'll be back tomorrow with a little Summerhausen and later this week with Dwell. Hello. Don't forget to get tickets for our final live shows. Seattle on the 12th for Real Housewives of Miami and LA on the 19th for the Valley. Everybody, we will talk to you next time. Bye.
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Detailed Summary of "Watch What Crappens" Podcast Episode #2880
Title: Next Gen NYC S1Ep1 Part 2: I Believe The Children Are The Future
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Release Date: June 5, 2025
Welcome to episode #2880 of Watch What Crappens, hosted by Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam. In this episode, the duo delves into the intricacies of the reality show "Next Gen NYC", specifically exploring the dynamics and developments from the first season's initial episodes. This summary captures the essence of their engaging discussion, highlighting key moments, humorous exchanges, and insightful commentary.
The hosts kick off the episode by welcoming listeners and setting the stage for a deep dive into "Next Gen NYC." Ben reminds listeners that this is part two of the recap, encouraging newcomers to catch up by checking out part one. The enthusiasm is palpable as they prepare to dissect the latest happenings in the Bravo universe.
A significant portion of the discussion centers around Charlie and Chloe, two central figures navigating the tumultuous waters of modern dating.
Charlie's Contradictory Behavior:
Ben points out Charlie's confusing demeanor, noting, "The thing about Charlie that's so confusing is he talks a big game, but he actually doesn't sleep with that many people to my knowledge." ([02:05])
Chloe's "Ick" List:
Chloe expresses her pet peeves, or "icks," which include men removing their shoes at security checkpoints and struggling with umbrellas. Ronnie humorously captures this dialogue:
“Chloe's like, you know what's ick to me? Like, when guys go through security at an airport and take your shoes off... Ew.” ([03:17])
Charlie's Unconventional Conversations:
The hosts dissect an awkward exchange where Charlie wishes he'd been bitten by a shark instead of having a skateboarding accident, showcasing his quirky attempt at impressing Chloe. Ben remarks, "He's like, that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard." ([02:39])
Brooks emerges as a protective figure within the group, particularly regarding interactions between his sister and Charlie.
Text Message Tensions:
Brooks' discomfort with Charlie's suggestive text messages leads to a palpable tension. Ronnie highlights, "He's like, I personally find it offensive that he texted me something like, come meet us out later tonight if we're not already back at my place. Like, so gross." ([07:03])
Group Support for Brooks:
The conversation reveals Brooks' friends rallying around him, reinforcing his stance against disrespectful behavior towards his sister. Ben adds, "Everyone's, like, basically rallying around Brooks right now." ([29:05])
Ariana and Hudson's quest for the perfect NYC apartment showcases the high-stakes and often absurd nature of real estate in the city.
Navigating Alphabet City:
Ronnie captures the initial frustration:
“Kevin, the real estate agent, he's like, welcome to Alphabet City. Based on Avenue A, Avenue B and Avenue C. Okay.” ([05:37])
Financial Strains:
The couple grapples with skyrocketing rents, with Bella expressing concerns over budgeting:
“We want our moms to be able to have somewhere to stay. No, that doesn't work that way in New York City.” ([14:18])
Zaxby's Conundrum:
An amusing tangent arises regarding Hudson's family ties to Zaxby's chicken restaurant, leading to a playful mockery of the brand's prominence:
“Zaxby's has arrived, everyone.” ([16:41])
The hosts explore the vibrant (and often chaotic) social events that define the characters' experiences in NYC.
Cat's Deli Diplo Party:
Ben nostalgically recounts, "The Cat's Deli Diplo party... we turned the most iconic New York restaurant into like a rave for the night." ([24:06])
Manolo Blahnik Event:
Ava's involvement in a high-fashion shoe designer's event adds another layer to the group's dynamic, emphasizing the blend of glamour and absurdity:
“I was in an event for my friend, my favorite shoe designer, Manolo Blahnik.” ([25:34])
A heated debate surfaces around personal hygiene, particularly Georgia's unconventional approach to germs.
Georgia's Germ Obsession:
Georgia's refusal to wash hands after touching others becomes a focal point of mockery and concern:
“I touch worms. Like, touch your mouth, touch worms, touch your eye, touch poop. Like, who cares?” ([30:18])
Contrasting Views:
Ben offers a balanced perspective, stating, "Sometimes it's okay to have a few germs. And I do think, like, you don't want to be totally insane about it." ([31:02])
Group Reactions:
The group's reactions oscillate between disbelief and disgust, highlighting underlying tensions:
“No, look, seriously, like, no allergies. I never get the flu.” ([32:08])
The interplay between characters continues to evolve, with new relationships forming and old ones being tested.
Riley and Gia's Interaction:
Riley's skepticism about the group's dynamics surfaces during her interaction with Gia:
“I have no words, like, don't touch me.” ([33:25])
Brooks and Charlie's Miscommunication:
The episode culminates in a misunderstanding between Brooks and Charlie, emphasizing the complexities of their friendship:
“I don't think I did anything wrong. I mean, I would, Chloe, but, like, I wouldn't say it to him.” ([29:53])
As the episode wraps up, Ben and Ronnie reflect on the unfolding drama and express anticipation for future developments.
Hosts' Impressions:
Ben shares his excitement about the show's potential:
“I'm really looking forward to once it settles into its groove... it was so funny. I loved it.” ([34:05])
Teasers for Upcoming Content:
They hint at future discussions and invite listeners to engage with upcoming live shows and bonus content.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps:
"The thing about Charlie that's so confusing is he talks a big game, but he actually doesn't sleep with that many people to my knowledge." — Ben Mandelker ([02:05])
“Chloe's like, you know what's ick to me? Like, when guys go through security at an airport and take your shoes off... Ew.” — Ronnie Karam ([03:17])
“Zaxby's has arrived, everyone.” — Ben Mandelker ([16:41])
“I touch worms. Like, touch your mouth, touch worms, touch your eye, touch poop. Like, who cares?” — Georgia ([30:18])
“I'm really looking forward to once it settles into its groove... it was so funny. I loved it.” — Ben Mandelker ([34:05])
Final Thoughts:
Episode #2880 of Watch What Crappens offers a vibrant and humorous exploration of "Next Gen NYC," shedding light on the complexities of modern relationships, the absurdities of New York City living, and the intriguing personalities that drive reality television forward. Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam's sharp wit and insightful commentary provide listeners with both laughter and thoughtful analysis, making this episode a must-listen for Bravo enthusiasts and reality TV aficionados alike.