Watch What Crappens: Episode #2888 – "The Valley S2E09: No Time to ReJax" Summary

Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Podcast: Watch What Crappens
Release Date: June 11, 2025

Introduction

In Episode #2888 of Watch What Crappens, hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam delve into the drama-filled Season 2, Episode 9 of Bravo's The Valley, titled "No Time to ReJax." As usual, Ben and Ronnie blend sharp wit with insightful commentary, dissecting the latest twists and turns of their favorite reality TV show. This episode offers both a detailed recap and their unique perspectives on the unfolding events surrounding Jax and the rest of the cast.

Recap of Main Plot Points

1. Jax’s Return from Rehab

The episode centers around Jax's anticipated return from rehab on the 21st. Ben expresses excitement about being in an audience that shares their disdain for Jax, stating, "It's just our luck that we will be recapping the return of Jax" ([05:07]). Ronnie echoes this sentiment, highlighting the collective frustration as they prepare to confront Jax's latest antics.

2. Jax’s Infamous E-Commerce Ventures

A significant portion of the discussion revolves around Jax selling Jennifer Craig tote bags on eBay—a move that irks Brittany. Ben humorously critiques Jax's entrepreneurial missteps: "They are just Jenny Craig tote bags. And I guarantee Jax is like, well, whatever. I don't like looking at them. I'm just gonna sell them." ([08:28]). This subplot underscores Jax's continued struggles to regain stability and respect within the group.

3. Brittany’s Ongoing Divorce Saga

Brittany's tumultuous divorce from Jax serves as a focal point for much of the episode's tension. The hosts discuss her frustration over not receiving the same level of support as Britney, with Ronnie noting, "Brittany needs the cow catcher." ([54:28]). The financial strains exacerbated by Jax's $1.2 million tax debt reveal add another layer of complexity to her situation, as Ben laments, "And so the fact that now he is like, okay, I'm releasing this house to you, and you have to pay off the rest of the mortgage. He's basically saying, you're paying off my $1.2 million of tax debt." ([62:13]).

4. Character Interactions and Conflicts

The episode also highlights various interpersonal conflicts among the cast members. From Janet's discomfort and confrontations with other friends to Danny's drunken outbursts, Ben and Ronnie provide a humorous yet critical analysis of each character's actions. Ronnie remarks on Daniel's behavior: "He knows that he's got to say what he feels as well." ([76:10]).

Hosts’ Insights and Commentary

Ben and Ronnie infuse their recap with candid opinions and humorous observations:

• On Jax’s Manipulative Behavior:
  Ben criticizes Jax's manipulative tactics, stating, "But, like, Jax crackhead ass selling Jenny Craig bags on me." ([08:31]).
  Ronnie adds, "Anybody who believes one single thing coming out of Jax’s movie mouth, I swear to God." ([37:42]).

• On Brittany’s Resilience:
  Despite the chaos, Ben commends Brittany’s proactive approach in seeking a divorce: "I was really proud that she got this advice. And she was like, despite the fact that she still has feelings for Jax, she knew enough that she needed to do this step for herself." ([64:36]).

• On Group Dynamics:
  The hosts discuss the fractured friendships and alliances, highlighting how jealousy and betrayal permeate the group. Ben comments on Jesse's misplaced anger: "Jesse, you're such a fucking piece of shit." ([78:27]).

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Ben Mandelker:
  "Wayfair has everything your home would need during the warm weather season." ([00:46]) – Promotional but sets the tone for their sponsorship integrations.

• Ronnie Karam:
  "I have gorightly get that Jemmy el brand." ([09:24]) – Reflecting their playful banter and focus on detailed plot points.

• Ben Mandelker:
  "Being a Prime subscriber gets you access to a ton of perks." ([01:46]) – Another promotional segment blending into the episode.

• Ronnie Karam:
  "Everyone's business." ([74:38]) – Highlighting Danny's intrusive behavior.

• Ben Mandelker:
  "He's a really scary one." – Discussing Jax's character development ([55:23]).

Conclusion and Future Episodes

Ben and Ronnie wrap up the episode by teasing their upcoming live show in Los Angeles at the Font Theater, expressing hope to see fans there while humorously wishing Jax would stay away: "None of us want to see his face. He will get kicked out." ([79:57]). They emphasize the ongoing nature of the drama and hint at continued deep dives into Bravo's reality TV narratives.

Watch What Crappens continues to offer a blend of humor, critique, and insider insights, making it a must-listen for Bravo enthusiasts eager to stay updated on the latest reality TV escapades.