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Ben Mandelker
Happens when there's so much that happens. Hello and welcome to Watch what Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me, Ronnie Caram. Hi, Ronnie, how are you?
Ronnie Caram
How are you?
Ben Mandelker
I'm so excited. If you're listening to this in time, hopefully you can come join us tonight at the Fonda Theater in the heart of Hollywood, California on the Walk of Fame for our big final show of the Mountain Hysteria tour. We are recapping the Valley. If you're wondering where is our Valley recap, it's because we're recording it tonight at the Fonda. So come join us. Tickets are@watchwalkerappens.com the links are there. Come solo, come with friends and have a fun time. We're going to have a fun time. That's the plan, anyway.
Ronnie Caram
Yeah.
Ben Mandelker
On Patreon we have recaps of Love island because we're watching it and having so much fun with that. Those are our bonus episodes. And we also do Crappies on Demand where you can watch us, not just listen to us. So that is all the exciting stuff. Patreon.com watch our crappens. That's the news. And today we return with Miami. Miami goes to Milan, 2m cities with I think, the same number of letters. So exciting times. What did you think?
Ronnie Caram
Jamie and Milan, So good. The show, so good. Love it. Shot so well. So beautiful to look at. My God.
Ben Mandelker
It's also nice to go to, like a real fashion event. So many of these housewives shows are like, we're putting on a fashion show at the Foot Locker in the Salt Lake City mall, and it's like, you know, 30 people. And here we're at like a real deal fashion show in Milan with like hundreds of people clamoring to get in. It's just nice. Nice to the stakes a little bit.
Ronnie Caram
Yeah. I don't know anything about fashion, so I don't know who this person is or if it's real or not. But I like that. It was fun.
Ben Mandelker
I'd heard of him before and I thought, oh, is this going to be one of those fashion designers who's just like a fame whore who just always will bring on reality stars? But then it seemed like there were a lot of people trying to get into the show. So I was like, that seems like a legit designer. I don't remember where I've heard Of.
Ronnie Caram
This, it seems like his global ambassador is the one who got them in anyway, because the designer's like, who's your friend? The blondie? Who's the blondie?
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, who is this person? Yeah, I wish I knew more about fashion to know whether or not, like, this is a guy we should make fun of. Like, is he crap or is he good? I don't know.
Ronnie Caram
I mean, I don't know. He's got, like, jogging pants and man purses. I don't know. It looks the same to me as every other douchey thing I see, so I don't know. But let's see what happens. Miami takes Milan. Gertie, Lisa and Adriana are talking, and Adriana is full on, whatever happened to baby Janing today? Not sure what she's thinking, but she's in like a little girl dress and then bows in her hair and she's like, oh, look at me. Talk about my man. He's inspiring me to look younger. Okay, younger or like dance moms. Like, what? What are we doing here?
Ben Mandelker
I know. Why are we trying to look like Clueless in 1996?
Ronnie Caram
Is your boyfriend on a list? Because you look like a 12 year old cheerleader. This is a bit. If you need to do this for your man, there are some kinks you need to question. Nah.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. And so we're like, they're chatting, but they're also getting flashbacks of what happened in the last episode, which means we have Alexia being like, oh, God, Todd moved out to my house with Frankie there. And, well, sometimes what's right for the whole isn't what's right for the soul tagline.
Ronnie Caram
Yeah, well, we were traveling and I was asked to walk in the Milan fashion show. Bad news. My dad had a heart attack. And then so we see her telling Jod, yeah, you know what? My dad has a heart attack. Like, he could die any second. But you know what? I got to live my life. And they get that. They get that. So Lisa. This is so Lisa. You know, he could die. It's so difficult not knowing if he's going to die. Here I am going to Milan. Oh, my God, is he dead or is he not? It's so hard to concentrate on putting on lipstick.
Ben Mandelker
I got to live my life, but guess who I have to see in Milan. Larsa. I'm so mad. Adriana's like, yeah, I mean, you don't go into someone's house and that you tell you're a bitch and stupid. Just don't do that. I'm like, have you seen seasons one through until this moment, Adriana. That is your entire thing. That is your M.O.
Ronnie Caram
I do that, but you don't do that. Okay? So Gertie's like, oh, God. I don't want her to make it about her in Italy because that's probably what she's going to do. And Lisa goes, she wouldn't do that. Right? And Gertie goes, would she? Would she?
Ben Mandelker
This is what they're all concerned about because they all know they all will make everything about themselves given the chance. So we'll get back to that. Put a pin in that. So then now we have Lars at home.
Larsa Pippen
Preston. Preston. Preston. Xyz. Like, XYZ W. Abc. Preston, where are you?
Ben Mandelker
He's like, oh, my God, Mom, I'm right here.
Ronnie Caram
So she has to call him on the cell phone.
Lisa Hochstein
She's like, bro, like, you don't, like, hear me, like, calling for you, like, like you're going to miss, like, your fight. Like, bro, like, come on. Like, they don't have, like, multiple flights, like, to Milan, Okay? This is like the only flight. Come on. God.
Ronnie Caram
So she tells us that she's known Philip Plein for years.
Lisa Hochstein
And originally, of course, they, like, asked me to walk on the show, but I was, like, nervous because, like, what if I trip? Like, walking's hard, like, so I suggested, like, Preston, like, is like, he's the creative one in my family and you know what creative people can do? Walk this. Like, so creative how he walks. He's always walked. Like, when he first took his first step, I was like, oh, my God. You're like, basically Michelangelina, like an artist.
Larsa Pippen
He's a creative walker. Preston, you don't have your passport. I mean, come on.
Ben Mandelker
I love when her, like, non affected accent sneaks out and she starts talking like this.
Larsa Pippen
Then she goes back to, like, this. Preston's in college. He's forgetting who he is. I mean, if he wants to model, I will make sure he models because he's a creative model. Walker. Walker model. So I really want to support that.
Ben Mandelker
And they're like, do you know that Lisa is in the show?
Larsa Pippen
Yeah, that's fine. I'll be okay with that. But, like, do you think Lisa's actually gonna be on the flight? You guys wouldn't put Lisa on the flight, would you? You guys are just reality TV show producers. You would never do that to me, right?
Ronnie Caram
You just said there's only one flight that goes from Miami to Milan today. What do you think's gonna happen? Larsa put two and two Together eight.
Lisa Hochstein
So they're stupid. What do you think I'm stupid? Act like a creative son. Stupid. You're stupid. Face. You're dumb. Everybody knows who you are. Stupid. Recapper. Stupid.
Ronnie Caram
Like, so Lisa is calling Jody while she's getting ready. She's like, oh, my God. I can't believe it's happening. I'm walking in Milan. Fashion Week, one of the biggest in the world. Oh, God. I've watched fashion shows in Canada. I've done tons of covers.
Ben Mandelker
I've been Saskatchewan Vogue. I'm sorry. And I was also in Saskatoon Vogue. I've been in Alberta L. They just call that Alberta L. Quebec.
Ronnie Caram
I mean, our Kit Kats don't have corn syrup Monthly. God, that's a great magazine. Canada really brags about that one.
Ben Mandelker
I'm in Newfoundland's edition of Women Wear Daily, which is just flannel every day. But that's fine. I was in it.
Ronnie Caram
I was on an electronic McDonald's menu once. I'm huge. Huge in Canada. It's how I got my Visa. Okay.
Ben Mandelker
Oh, yeah. So I just can't believe this is happening. This is huge. It's huge. That's why I'm gonna be a. You know what? When I'm walking amongst 18 year olds, I'll be like, looks like I still got it. I'm like a fine wine, I guess. A fine wine that Lenny wants to someday. I guess that's what an 18 year old is like. Am I getting my metaphors right? I feel like I'm losing the thread.
Ronnie Caram
Let's go to Reforming Pilates where Lexi and Gertie are working out. And Julie. Wait, what did I say? That's not Alexi and Gertie. It's Alexi and Julia. So there they do their workout. And of course Julia's doing this. Shannon Beador.
Lisa Hochstein
I'm so wacky. I don't know how to work out. Oh, I'm falling. Oh, this is so difficult. I have to stand on thing and move my hip. Oh, my God, I fell. I'm not used to this. Wacky. Julia.
Ronnie Caram
Wacky.
Ben Mandelker
And so Alexia is like, oh, my God. For me, this is like, you know, like, this is about, like the mind, like, especially, you know, after that party. Like, I need my mind to be fresh. Because I feel like the way they were all talking to each other was just like disgusting. Like, you don't talk to your friends like that ever. I'm like, again. Let's rewind the tape.
Ronnie Caram
Yeah. Okay.
Lisa Hochstein
Alexia, I'm glad we came here because I'M only got lotties. This was much, much less stinky.
Ronnie Caram
So Alexia is like, well, they need to have a conversation because I don't want this to turn into, like, Larson Gertie last year. You know what I mean? By the way, how are you and Gertie, take five seconds because I'm going to talk about da, da, da.
Lisa Hochstein
And she's like, I don't care to see Gertie, because I had this cool message from her after she found out about the boys. I was holding both boys in my hands and I dictating message. I said, you miss news, so you find out what everybody else. That's it, you know? And she wrote, congrats. And that's all she wrote. How dare you? And then Martina had a health scare and I told Gertie, and so she volunteered to come to a date with me to a dinner in Martina's place. And then she made it all about herself and her PR and accused me.
Ronnie Caram
Of not looking after her properly for some dinner reservation. Excuse you, ma' am. Julia. You know, I like Julia in general. But first, the thing you did to Gertie was shitty. This lady couldn't make it to your Zoom call, so you tell her she has to find out with everybody else. That's a shitty friend. Sorry, that's dickish. And then you ask her to sub in for Marina and. Or Martina, and you have her sat at a different table from you and then ignore her all night. She was there as a favor to you. You're on the wrong here. I don't know exactly what you're trying to prove with all these Instagram screenshots either, because it just makes you look more and more wrong.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, Julia's. Julia made, like, a statement on her Instagram about Gertie.
Larsa Pippen
She's like, first of all, I was in emotional time. I did not know if I had boys yet, if it would be boys or goats or neither. And it was a hard time for me.
Ben Mandelker
I was like, okay, it's already ridiculous that you're holding this Zoom moment against Gertie, but now that you're gonna pull the. Well, we didn't know it was so emotional. Oh, my.
Ronnie Caram
If you didn't know, then how did you have a Zoom call announcing it?
Ben Mandelker
Yeah.
Ronnie Caram
Yeah. What else did it say?
Ben Mandelker
I was actually. I'm trying to flick it up. I was hoping. I was like, keep talking around and keep talking. I'll find it. I can't find it anywhere.
Ronnie Caram
I saw a little bit about it on Reddit, but I was like, what was it?
Ben Mandelker
It was actually not interesting enough. So, yeah, it wasn't interesting enough. And it was actually a really bad font that wasn't my main.
Ronnie Caram
Too long. It was two pages and it was in, like, a cursive font. And I was like, no, I'm not. I won't read those. That's why I never know what's going on with Bronwyn Newport, because I'm not reading that. I don't go to Instagram to read 5 pages of your bullshit. Okay. Brevity.
Ben Mandelker
Bullet points. So, Alexis, like, well, guess what? I wasn't listening to anything you're saying because I'm in emotional limbo.
Lisa Hochstein
Oh, yes. Okay, well, I guess we're done with my thing.
Larsa Pippen
So tell me about your thing.
Ben Mandelker
Okay, good. So I hope, you know, I hope that this doesn't move forward because, like, five years ago, I would be done. The ball. But the ball is in his cart. And I tried to save our marriage, but I have to say, God has a plan. And I'm super anxious. And that plan has to do with the ball. And the ball is in the court. And that's also part of God's plan. God really wants to see a really good game today. So he's like, just waiting for it to start. Ball in court. That's not like a million.
Ronnie Caram
She's. So there's a ball in the court. I don't know what to do with it. What are you supposed to do with the ball in the court? Do I throw it to the judge? What's going to happen to me? So she starts crying, which she does in every fucking scene. So then we go to Milan, Larsa and Preston arrive, and Lisa and Jody arrive, and Jody's like, if you're going to be a model, learn how to learn how to handle the cold, honey. I'm international or what? Are models not allowed to buy coats? Jody? I don't understand Jody's logic.
Ben Mandelker
So I saw Larsa on the plane, and I didn't say hi, and she didn't say hi, and it was awkward because this is my moment. It's about me. How do you say me in Italian? Like, think it's me? So they have a van to pick up, and the van, van has. The driver has a sign that says Hochstein. Hochstein and Pippin. And she's like, oh, God, really?
Larsa Pippen
Oh, my God. Are you sure there's not another car? Like, I mean, I was on the same flight, like, and now the same car? Like, I would have, like, taken a camera, like, to get away from her. Like, where are all those famous Italian camels?
Ronnie Caram
Like, and Preston hates this so much. He's like, oh, God, I'm taking the front. And she's like, wait a minute, but.
Lisa Hochstein
You'Re gonna leave me back here with him? Oh, my God, don't leave me back here with them lying.
Ronnie Caram
And so Lisa's like, oh, God. Hi, Larsa.
Lisa Hochstein
Hi.
Ronnie Caram
I didn't know we were driving together. Preston, you got up there. Oh, God. You want Jody to sit there? Like, where's Jody gonna say? You want me to sit next to him? You want. You want to sit next to him? Lars is like, no.
Lisa Hochstein
Like, I don't like when I could sit with him. No. Like, no, no. Like, no, I like that they're.
Ben Mandelker
By the way, they're all too cheap to actually get their own separate Uber. Like, well, God forbid, just call an Uber.
Larsa Pippen
Y. I don't want to sit with Lisa, but I also don't want to turn down a free ride, so. Oh, well, I promised Preston I wasn't gonna, you know, do all this because it's, like, his thing. I want him to enjoy his moment. So anyway. Okay. Preston, did you have your moment? Great. Okay, we can do our thing now.
Lisa Hochstein
Hey, Preston, I just, like, want you to remember, like, this is your moment. Like, that you only let go because, like, I dropped out of my moment. So, like, enjoy your moment. That was supposed to be my moment. Okay. Person that nobody really would have called had it not been for me first.
Ben Mandelker
Preston, have you ever walked before? Do you ever do, like, I don't know, Quebec City Fashion Week? No, never did that. Oh, it's pretty cool. Northern Territories Fashion Week? No, that one?
Ronnie Caram
No.
Ben Mandelker
Oh, okay. Katie Lang Fashion Invitational.
Ronnie Caram
No.
Ben Mandelker
Okay. Guess you're more inexperienced than I thought.
Lisa Hochstein
What do you mean? Like, I haven't even seen you practice, Preston. Like, what are you talking about?
Ronnie Caram
And Lisa's like, oh, what are you, a show mom? You're like a show mom.
Lisa Hochstein
And Larsa goes, yeah, Like, I know. Like, when you said, like, everyone knows what you are, I was like, I know who I am, Lisa. Like, like, I have four superstar kids. Like, I'm an entrepreneur. Like, no, I'm sorry. I'm an entrepreneur. Like, like, that, like, really kind of, like, hurt, like, really bad. Like.
Ronnie Caram
Anything just to make it into a fight. You were a show mom.
Lisa Hochstein
Yeah, because, like, you really heard me that time when you said that thing.
Ben Mandelker
Like, Larissa saying she doesn't want to fight in front of Preston and then launching right into it. Well, you know what? Was hurtful. Was when you came to my boyfriend's party slash my wedding to be and you said, jody is Jean sleep well, Like, And Jody's like, yeah, it was my birthday.
Larsa Pippen
I hugged you.
Ben Mandelker
I was nice to you.
Ronnie Caram
Oh, yeah. It was really bad quiet over there. Jody, take your AC and be quiet.
Larsa Pippen
It's fine. Be friends with Marcus. You chose him. I would choose Lisa over everyone. Because, by the way, I always choose Lisa. Okay, then my. If my next boyfriend says don't be friends with Lisa, then fine. But like, for me as like a woman, like, I could never, like, be friends with, like, with someone who's like, bashing my friends life.
Ronnie Caram
Like, he's like, well, but I can't, like, not be his friend. I chose to, like, not be his friend.
Lisa Hochstein
Oh, yeah. Then like, move in with him then, like, like he's not even your friend. Like, he's getting back at me. Like, he doesn't even like you. Jody. Your math doesn't even move. Like, he does things to hurt my family. Like, look at Preston. He's. He looks so sad. Preston. He sad like, no, see, he's like, he's like despondical. So, like, if you don't, like, understand that, then you're like a psycho. Like, you're so psycho. Like, you know what you think it's your friend. Like, then fine, then, but like, you want to choose to believe someone you've known for like five minutes and like, whatever. Believe your stupid, like, friend. Like, look at Preston. He's crying. Pes me crying? No, he's sobbing up there. You're mean. You're a psycho, mean person. Stupid. I hate your stupid faces. Both you. Ew.
Larsa Pippen
You know, every time the person says no, that's a creative person's way of saying yes. So he's really agreeing with me.
Ben Mandelker
Jody's like, well, if I shouldn't believe someone I've known for five minutes, then why should I trust you? Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a good one, Jody. That's a good one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? She's fighting with me and her son is like, right there. Okay, like, be a good example for your kid. I would never, ever, ever do that. Please roll the flashbacks of me and Lenny fighting for the children.
Ronnie Caram
You talking about Lisa? She's so fucking crazy.
Ben Mandelker
So Lisa tries to pull a charm.
Ronnie Caram
You're giving the kids pizza. What do you want him to be, fatty four eyes? It's bad enough he's not a four eyes. Now like, Lisa, we've seen the tape. Okay, yeah. And by the way, my dad is sick and he's in the hospital and is he gonna die? Is he not gonna die? Like, I'm on standby.
Lisa Hochstein
And she goes, yeah, then, then go home. You shouldn't be here.
Ronnie Caram
She's like, what?
Lisa Hochstein
Yeah, leave. Because like, if your dad is like sick in a, like, hospital, like dying, like, what are you like, doing here?
Ben Mandelker
Like, I mean, Larsa does not fall for the tactic. She's like, you're not going to use that to manipulate the situation. She's like, okay, that's rude.
Larsa Pippen
Well, I mean, he has a week to live. Like Jody said, like, you shouldn't be here, like you shouldn't have come. Like, like this is a place for creative people, like my son. Son, be creative. No, he was being creative, saying yes. Okay, go home.
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Ronnie Caram
So now we go to Gertie and Russell, and she's in there for a checkup at the plastic surgeon, and she's still got. She had breast implant removal after having cancer. Like, she's had so much going on, you know, and so now her boobs are kind of messed up, and so she's trying to get them reconstructed properly. She's had, like, fat moved from parts of her body to her breasts, and it's going to take a while for her to get them done. And Russell's just, like, over the surgery. He doesn't want any more surgeries because he's watched her go through so much. But she's, you know, she wants to, like, feel confident and do it and, oh, my God, it's. It's rough. I hate watching Gertie go through stuff. And so I can't believe she puts all of this on camera because she's. It's hard for her. You know, it's like she just takes off all of her clothes and they don't even blur out anything. Like, they put a blur on the side of her boob. I'm not really sure what. I know they really do.
Ben Mandelker
Like, they really left little to the imagination. But, yeah, she basically is like, I just want one more surgery. I'm so close to it, looking good, and I've went through a lot, and I want this. So he's like, okay, okay. And I'll tell you who else is going through a lot. Marisol, who's a vegan and just was served sushi. Hey, Steve, did you forget that I'm vegan? What's good for the. What's. What's good for the stomach is. Is good for the. Steve, you're gonna have to help me out with this one.
Ronnie Caram
Water fish and it's bad for your bish, Steve. And he's like, well, I might have gotten a whole table full of sushi, but I also got you a little seaweed side salad. Why are we pretending you eat again? She's like, all right, well, you got sake. We're eating them in his little box. So little lipstick come out of this wood. Because it's all over it now. I'm a real lipstick lady. All right.
Ben Mandelker
You know, I love to put some lips on the wood. What's. What's good for the wood is good for the should, right? Am I losing my touch, Steve?
Ronnie Caram
What's good for what is good in my hud. Am I right, Steve? Yeah.
Ben Mandelker
There we go.
Ronnie Caram
Yeah, that was good sake. So you're gonna get some sake. Am I right, Steve? Got it. Nailed it.
Ben Mandelker
I'm excited to be married. You know, I mean, we are married. And I get married every season on this show. But that's okay. I'm gonna be. Keep it simple. Okay. I feel safer. We're gonna make it. We're gonna make it legal for reals. What's good for the laws is good for my paws all over Steve.
Ronnie Caram
What's good for Steve gets all over my sleeve. All right, I'm going a little far, probably. And that was a. Steve. Did you get that your hearing aids in, Steve?
Ben Mandelker
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Ronnie Caram
Meow I say meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow I say meow, meow to Steve, you know, I don't want to glow, because Alexia to Alexia. You know, because the whole Todd thing. I mean, Lexi with Todd. This is not good for Alexia. She gets very defensive, angry. I mean, she's away from him. It's like a breath of fresh air. And, you know, I don't like fresh air, Steve. But in this case, I'll take it. He just brings out the worst in her. Steve, are you still eating that dead thing? He's like, God, I love fish.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, I mean, I gotta see another side of that edginess. Just not fun. And so we see a clip from last season of Alexia being mad at Marisol. And she's like. I mean, it's her home life that's creating this angry person. I know that she's just not like that. I'm like. That seemed like the Alexa we've seen every single season. I don't know. It wasn't any different to me.
Ronnie Caram
Yeah. She's like, you know, more than what I fear about the situation with Alexia. What I fear more than anything is for myself. Okay. I just, like. It's hard. It's hard being friends with someone who's mean to you because of their boyfriend. Steve, are you still eating fish? Listen, you might, like, sushi but you're not going to get into this tushy. You like that? Steve, drop the fish already. It's disgusting.
Ben Mandelker
So now we go back to Milan and Larson. Preston are getting ready, and Lars is.
Larsa Pippen
Like, so, Preston, what did you think of that? That conversation? Like, as a creative person? Any notes? I'm just, like, trying to make her see my point of view. Like, and it's like, I'm going through a lot. Like. And, like, I know, like, she has her whole dad situation. Like, God forbid your dad could pass away in a week. Like. But, like, why are you in Milan? Your dad's sick.
Ben Mandelker
And he's like, that's their business. Like, don't be confrontational.
Larsa Pippen
I'm just, like, telling her how I feel about her dick. Her sick dad. Like, what's the problem with that?
Ronnie Caram
Like, it's so weird seeing a carbon copy of Scotty Pippen with microbladed eyebrows. Can I just say it's weird? Is it weird to you? I don't even really know Scott. I don't even know sports that much. I've just seen him before, but I'm like, God, you look exactly like him, but with microbladed eyebrows. It's like a mind funk. I don't know how people are dealing with this out there in the fandom, but it was rough for me.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, you went through a lot. So Jack, the global ambassador of Philip Klein, shows up and.
Larsa Pippen
Hey, rockstar. Hey, girl.
Ben Mandelker
So they're gonna go to a fitting in about an hour, and then we cut over to Lisa's room, and she's getting her hair and makeup done, and she's gonna. And so Jody comes in. He goes, well, time to get out.
Ronnie Caram
What?
Ben Mandelker
I said, how are you doing? I was like, what? You just. No, you didn't say that at all. Were you talking about your relationship? He's like, all right, time to get out of this relationship. I mean, how are you doing today, Lisa?
Ronnie Caram
She's like, I thought you said you were gonna head out. And so she's like, oh, my God. You know, I just recently connected to my dad. He's dying. I mean, he needs. I just need to stay pos. You know? I mean, I can't believe Lars has said that thing about my dad and his health. I mean, she has no idea. Here I am trying to get into pantyhose knowing my dad is dying when I'm doing a fashion show, and I could have been there with him. I mean, how dare she? And you know what? She's a terrible friend. She's being, why isn't she with my father? Has anybody asked that?
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. And she shouldn't be reacting to any something that is in the news about her like that. I'm what? How are you doing? That's what I said. So then we see the headline, marcus Jordan Shades ex Larsa Pippen on Instagram after fans suggested he win her back. See his fiery response, which I think was literally just like a little emoji being like, whatever, she should be in the. Or something like that. So Lisa's like, this whole fight is stupid. Yeah, that's like a bit. There's like way bigger things to be worried about in life. Like, will I ever be cured of this lockjaw that seems to plague me every single year? Yeah, whatever that was. Yeah.
Ronnie Caram
He's got lockers. It's not even his jaw. It's his entire face. Every time his eyes move, I get freaked out because it's like watching. It's like the haunted mansion. And when you're walking in the paintings, the only thing that moves on the paintings are the eyes. They like watch you as you go back and forth in the room. It's like, can't. So then now it's time to go to the fitting. And Jack is like, oh my God. Practice your angry eyes. I want to see some angry eyes. And Preston's like, like this. It's like completely dead eyed. He's like, yes, nailed it.
Ben Mandelker
Just like that. Practice your angry eyes so we can see them when you put your giant sunglasses over your face during the show.
Lisa Hochstein
He's an idol. He's like a real polka.
Ben Mandelker
Hello, I am Philip Klein. Oh, look at this. She's sparkling, she's shiny. She's a little star in the sky.
Larsa Pippen
And yeah, that's right. Like, I'm like a star in the sky. Like, oh, and this is my son, Preston.
Ben Mandelker
Oh, you look good. You look tall. You look in shape. Eh, did you, did you show? Did you do some show before all your eye? All eyes on you. This is life. This right here fashion show is life. It means whatever happens here, everyone can see. But the good news is, is you don't have to wear heels. Haha, stupid women wear heels, cuz girls are wearing heels. But you're not a girl, you're a boy. Okay? That's a different ball game, bro.
Lisa Hochstein
So she's like, yeah, like, you know what? Like, I would do like anything to make my kids happy. Like, I remember, like, Preston like, forgot his Spanish bucket. Like school. Like, and he was like, my teacher, like, is going to be, like, so upset. Like, so, like, I got my Ferrari. Yeah, I had a Ferrari. Like, and I drove, like, 100, like, miles per hour, like, hour. And like, I literally had to pay the janitor to let in. Like, I got his book and then, like, I brought it to him so he could do Spanish homework. Like, like, that's what kind of a good mother I was.
Ronnie Caram
And they're like, so how much did you give the janitor?
Lisa Hochstein
She's like, well, like, I just took off my shoe and put my foot up against the glass. And then he. He opened the door and started thanking me in Spanish and chasing me down the hallway with, like, a newspaper in his hand. He was like, crazy.
Larsa Pippen
Like, this.
Ben Mandelker
I don't believe any of this story. She did not go racing to school to fetch the book he left behind. I'm just gon that right now.
Ronnie Caram
No, she didn't. And she never paid anybody $50 either, you know? You know Larsa doesn't tip.
Ben Mandelker
She would pay off the teacher to not give her son an F. Yeah.
Ronnie Caram
She just wanted to remind us she had a Ferrari.
Lisa Hochstein
So she's like, yeah, like, I'm, like, totally invested. Like, and my kids, like, like, the fruits of their labor need to, like, come back and, like, take care of me someday.
Ronnie Caram
Like, and I believe that that's the most believable thing she said.
Lisa Hochstein
Remember when I took kids in Milan? That should have been my show. But, like, I let you do it. Like, and you're not going to give me, like, half of your modeling money. Like, come on. You're a terrible son.
Larsa Pippen
Yeah, like, how about your mom? Like, even though I look younger than you, like, sorry.
Ben Mandelker
Like, so then Preston's, like, changing into the outfit, and Philip's like, no, no, no, no, no. We don't wear T shirts under the church.
Larsa Pippen
This is not America.
Ben Mandelker
It is Milan.
Larsa Pippen
That is.
Ben Mandelker
No, no T shirt under shirt. And your shoes, what happened? We cannot lace them up like this. It looks really weird. You. This looks like my little son who goes to kindergarten. Stupid American shoes. Why are you doing this? Why are you in my fashion show? I can't believe Bravo pay me money to put this idiot in my show.
Ronnie Caram
Oh, do you do this, like, in America like this? You laced them up like this? Because this looks weird.
Lisa Hochstein
I don't like it.
Ronnie Caram
Change America. Change the whole thing. I want a revert.
Lisa Hochstein
Change it. Whoever voted for this is.
Ronnie Caram
I don't want to see it anymore.
Larsa Pippen
Yeah, well, he's. He's never modeled before, but I don't want him to do Too well, because I want him to get an MBA in finance, like all kinds of creative people do.
Ronnie Caram
By the way, where's your friend? You know, the blondie, the blonde one, the stupid one, the follow.
Lisa Hochstein
Where's she? And she's like, oh, Lisa. We're, like, not even, like, friends anymore. Like, so.
Larsa Pippen
Yeah, we haven't, like, talked in, like, minutes. We're, like, not friends anymore.
Ronnie Caram
She's so ridiculous.
Larsa Pippen
Can I push her down the stairs or something?
Ben Mandelker
He's like, yeah, well, maybe she will follow the show.
Larsa Pippen
Maybe she's a father.
Ben Mandelker
So now we go back to Miami, and Alexia's at a restaurant, and Marisol's there, and Kiki and Julia. And Johnny shows up, and Alexia, hilariously, is like, oh, well, Johnny is, like, one of my best friends. He's like my son. And he's actually like Peter Sage. Oh, well, you know Peter. He's like a Johnny, but he's not a Johnny, because Johnny is a Johnny. And, like, he's like an incredible human being that I miss so much. And, like, he moved to Madrid, and, like, I'm just gonna surprise him with all his friends, you know? And, like, unfortunately, Gertie and Adriana didn't make the cut. Because I want everyone to have fun, and I don't want anyone to make. Make it about them. I want to make sure in this scene, no one makes this scene for Johnny about them. So understand, it's a scene for Johnny, and it will be only about Johnny. And anyone who makes the scene about them are going to be removed from the restaurant. Okay?
Ronnie Caram
Oh, my God, Johnny, we're so happy.
Lisa Hochstein
To have you here.
Ronnie Caram
You know, Johnny's been in Madrid for a year, everybody. And unfortunately, when Todd moved out, he didn't think about how Johnny would feel about it when he was on his plane coming from Madrid, I believe did this to me.
Ben Mandelker
Hold on, hold on. Alexia, we need to have some fun and games here. So let's talk about circum. Uncircumcised men. So many in Madrid, right? No, no, no, not yet. You'll get your moment. Okay? Uncircumcised man. What do you have to say about that, Alexia? Spanish guys don't get circumcised. Are you circumcised? Are you? Are you? Who's circumcised? Okay, if you got four squin skin, raise your hand. Okay? No one.
Ronnie Caram
So they're. The guys aren't answering. They're like, whatever. And the guy goes, what about you? And she goes, what about me? I don. Have A dick question.
Ben Mandelker
I would like a penis. I would like a penis, you know? And by the way, extra meat is fun. You just pull it and snap it. And if we're handing out dicks, that's what I'm saying. Give me some foreskin in a dick, and I'll put it right there. And that's what you call a good sushi.
Ronnie Caram
You got foreskin. This whores in. Got it. Well, thanks to Johnny, when the news was terrible, Johnny was like, I'm booking a right flight to Madrid because you need to get out. Because the news has been bad. Right, Johnny? Right. Because unfortunately, Todd filed five to six months ago, and the courts have picked up that he's filed, and so now there's no action in the case, so they're forcing him to dismiss it and drop out or proceed. So the ball is on his court, you know, And I said, why are you taking a ball to court? They don't like that in there. What, are you gonna get a basket in court? I can't play ball. Like, this is unfair. It's unfair. But I said, you know what? God wants me to play ball, so I'm gonna go. Go to the court. So I got a glove.
Ben Mandelker
And then a guy at the table is like, you need to decide what you want to do.
Larsa Pippen
Excuse me.
Ben Mandelker
No, this is the balls in his court, okay? And kid Kiki is like, you know, Alexia I know, is very strong. She's very stubborn. She'll tell you how it is. I've never seen this weak side of her. And I know love makes you do things that are crazy, but, girl, you got to get your power back. I think he's playing with me without the ball because it's in his court, and he left it behind. And, like, basically the story was he didn't like the show live. Todd, he liked the show in the beginning, and then he didn't like the show because he didn't like the way he saw himself or how the public saw him. They said he didn't like how the papers made him look, so the show bothered him, and he, like, couldn't control it.
Ronnie Caram
So that's what happened. And I told him after we got back together in the therapy, I told him, I will leave the show. I will leave the show, dad. If that's what you want, I will turn all the cameras off. You are more important to me than camera. I mean, it was a lie, you know, because, like, I'm a giver, so, like, I have to give the people what they want, and the people Want me. You know what I mean? Like, you can't tell the people to walk out and look up in the sky. There's no stars there. Okay? They need to see the star, and that's me. But I told him, you know, I was like, I'll leave. I'll leave that if you want me to. And then he said, oh, no, it's too late already, so you might as well stay on the show with me and co starring with you. And Marissa was like, I knew it.
Lisa Hochstein
He's a show. I knew it.
Ronnie Caram
It. I hate men who are show horse. Steve, come here. Sit on my lap. Say something funny. Okay, Go back to the car.
Ben Mandelker
God, he's just soothing her and calming her down because she's filming a show and wants her to say nice things about him. I don't like it. Yes. I'm realizing that it's not that he doesn't like the show. He doesn't like the power that the show gives me, and he doesn't like my friend group, and he doesn't like any of that. And he says, marisol is a slut that has a stupid face and has bad hair. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Too many details here, right? And he wants to control the narrative. And by the way, I don't want to bash him. This is not bashing. This is truth. The man does not own all the. He's done. No accountability. He's stupid. He has an ugly nose, tiny dick, and he is dumb. But I'm not bashing. I'm just saying the truth. That's it.
Ronnie Caram
And one of the guys is like, well, if it acts like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a ghost. So I'm going to finish this because I really don't day eat goat.
Larsa Pippen
I. I put little duck bills on goats and make them quack. That's how it works.
Ronnie Caram
Well, one day it's hot, and one day it's cold. And I don't even know him. He's like a total stranger. I'm like, who are you? My ring camera is, like, registering someone's at the door. But I'm like, what, are you, from Amazon? And he's like, no, it's Todd. I'm like, who? You know, because I live in your fake rented apartment. Okay, it's not even a real apartment. It's like a shoe box.
Lisa Hochstein
It's like a shoe box.
Ronnie Caram
There's no AC in there. It's not even real. I drive your fake rented car. You know, there's a little person under the There. With feet that makes the car move. It's not even real. So, like, there, I said it. I said it. I do everything. Nothing is yours. Nothing is mine. And that's the truth. It's all true, okay? It's all true. It's been a lie. This whole thing has been a lie.
Ben Mandelker
Alexia, you're one of the strongest persons I know, but I'm. But I'm weak when it comes to this man. I hate that I'm so mad at myself because I love this man. I love this. It's like, all right, all right, right. Okay, well, you got a narc, which is short for narcissists, but I guess I should be careful when I say narc around you, Alexia. Yeah, I already had that chapter in my life. Okay? Everyone gets a narc right there. So Alexia's sobbing, really making sure this night's about Johnny. Alexia's sobbing in the middle of.
Ronnie Caram
Johnny's had problems, which is why she invited him here in the first place.
Ben Mandelker
And I love that Marisol goes, you had an arc. I had an arc. Wait. And she says, julia had an arc. She goes, wait, you had a narc?
Larsa Pippen
Julia?
Ben Mandelker
Oh, my God. I get. I get. How did you not know that Julia didn't have a narc? That's, like, her entire storyline, the first two seasons.
Ronnie Caram
Yeah, let's not. Let's not even waste time explaining to Alexi, because she ain't gonna listen anyway. So she's like, oh, my God, I can't. They should all die. They should all die. We should kill all parks. No, it's a narc. No, I never liked parks anyway. What are you supposed to do? Go outside? Like, am I supposed to do that with this face? I put cream on. On. Come on.
Ben Mandelker
You know what I don't want to see. I don't want to see it. Kill them all. I. I just want straight lines. No, not arcs. Narcs. Oh, well, I don't like that shape either. Rainbows should be straight lines. Just a straight left, left to right.
Ronnie Caram
Well, listen, you know what? It's a personality disorder. It's horrible. It is so horrible. Marisol's like, it's a mental illness.
Lisa Hochstein
Okay?
Ronnie Caram
It's a mental illness. What are you gonna do? God.
Lisa Hochstein
Terrible.
Ronnie Caram
Let's get rid of all of them. You know what we should do? Take mentally ill people. Put them in a swimming pool, cover them in gasoline. Just light a match. Just kill all the mentally ill people. I'm just over it.
Ben Mandelker
I did think it was really hilarious when Alexia was like, oh, narcissists. They should all die. She's like, they should all die. They're terrible. They're monsters. So then she's like, you know, I'm going to leave it on him because he wants to put. Put it on me. But, like, you're like the. You're the one that wanted it. I tried, okay? Like, I made the effort. And you know what I'm not going to do? I'm not going to give him that. I'm going to say, you know what? You're the one. You did this. You've been playing me for five to six months, and now I've waited this long, and it's going to be on you. Ballon Court.
Ronnie Caram
Balon Court. And so one of the guys is like, oh, yeah, so you're supposed to be the bad guy and file. And she's like, oh, yeah, exactly. Like I. Like, for eight years, I gave you my heart and soul. And like, the guy's like, yeah, he's trying to get you to file for divorce so he could say, look what she did to me. Well, I'm not gonna give him the opportunity. You know why? Because he's a coward. And he's a coward. He's like a park burn. That's what I want. I want dead parks, no slides for anybody. He's gonna do it like a coward, you know?
Ben Mandelker
And she's fully screaming in the restaurant. She's like, he's a coward.
Larsa Pippen
And how he loves a coward.
Ben Mandelker
And he's not gonna do it like a coward. She's making. She's is so riled up, and it's hilarious. And of course, Marisol loves this because she loves the piling on. And Julia's like, no, I keep on.
Larsa Pippen
Wanting to like Todd. You know, he's charming. And when I visualize what you said to all of us, and his daughters were packing, and Frankie was there, and you came home, and Frankie was sitting on couch, and Frankie was saying, todd is gone. Oh, if only I had got for Frankie in that moment.
Lisa Hochstein
Every time you say you have dinner with him and I run into you in a restaurant or wherever we are, and I think, oh, you're charming. You are. But you're the guy. You smile to me, but you are the guy who let Frankie see somebody move.
Ronnie Caram
Oh, my God, he did this to Frankie. Frankie had to see him move. Frankie was on the couch. Frankie has never been the same. This morning, Frankie came to me and he said, mom, can I have breakfast? Oh, my God, he has ruined Frankie.
Ben Mandelker
Oh, Frankie is ruined forever. My Kids are everything to me. And it's just so. She's just so starts. It's making these noises and the entire table gathers around.
Ronnie Caram
I still love him. Please help me. Everybody, please. You have to help me. You have to help me.
Ben Mandelker
I can't go back to this guy. They're like, I love how this is playing out on the Valley and Miami together.
Ronnie Caram
This one at least makes it fun, you know, Commercials.
Ben Mandelker
Here comes one right now.
Ronnie Caram
So then Larza is walking with the global ambassador and she's like, oh my God.
Lisa Hochstein
Like, the traffic like, is crazy. Like.
Ronnie Caram
And so they're at the Philip Plein show and it's packed and makeup is being done. And Lisa's like, I want bigger hair. I want these kids to know who's coming down my Runway. It's me. Stop calling me mom. So I'm looking amazing. My hair's looking fine. I'm gonna show these little 20 year olds what's. What's up? It's Lisa. Lisa Hochstein, the next big thing. I think we need to work on that. The newest big model. Lisa Hochstein.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. So then she checks in on Preston, which is actually really nice. She's like, you need food. Okay. Because I'm gonna be mama bear. Because your mom's not back here. Okay. I guess she doesn't have the same sort of access that us famous models have. Oh, well, Larsa, too bad. Enjoy sitting with all the regular people. We're models.
Ronnie Caram
If your mom has really done what she said she was going to do and make the last man whore of dad to you, he would have had some coke and he never would need food again. But he's not here, so look, I got a pop Tart in my purse.
Ben Mandelker
So then Jody shows up and he's like, shows up in like a little white blaze or whatever. And the music's like.
Larsa Pippen
I'm like, what is this like Ford.
Ben Mandelker
F150 commercial music for him?
Ronnie Caram
Why are they stealing from McBe Dynasty all over? They're like, if we have to air it, we're going to steal our music for incidentals. So now they go, Jody is on one side of the gay and Lars is on the other side.
Lisa Hochstein
And Lars is like, oh my God, like Jody who. Like, like I'm like, as far as like, I'm concerned. Like, he's just like another face in the crowd. He's like a doorknob knob. He's like a doorknob with teeth. Like, I don't an eyes that move. Weirdly enough. Did you just Talk. What? Just talk. I think something shocked, but I don't know. It doesn't move.
Ben Mandelker
Jody is sitting there like the FAO Schwartz clock. And he's just like. And Jody's like, so Lisa, when she was doing her practices, took a wrong turn. Choice. Larsa, you don't have any marbles, do you?
Larsa Pippen
I actually do. Like, but she's a father. Like, she falls. She doesn't even need my marbles, love. Like, why doesn't she want my marbles? Like, I tried to have marbles to knock her over, and she didn't even use them. Like, that's not, like, a real friend. I'm glad we're not friends anymore.
Ronnie Caram
Like, so Preston comes out number two, and Jack is like, oh, my God. Preston came out as number two. He basically opened the show. I mean, basically. I mean, it was number one, but it was number two. I mean, that's, like, close. Like, basically the opener. She's.
Lisa Hochstein
Yeah. And like, this is like, number 50 or something. Boyfriend number 50. 50. LOL.
Larsa Pippen
I'm like, dad, like, number 50. That's, like, so pathetic.
Ben Mandelker
So then Lisa comes walking. And so when Lisa comes out to do her walk, Lara is like, wait, wait, wait.
Larsa Pippen
Jack, Jack, Jack. Let's do a selfie. Like, let's do a selfie.
Ben Mandelker
So they do a selfie.
Ronnie Caram
She pulls out a selfie light. She's setting up, like, a full ring light in the front.
Lisa Hochstein
She's like, can we get a wind machine over here? That would be great because we're, like, going to do, like, a selfie. Like, oh, look at that.
Larsa Pippen
Love you.
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Josh.
Ronnie Caram
Blows them a kiss, and Jody's like, well, she. She did great.
Lisa Hochstein
Yeah. Like, I don't know who did. Me. Yeah. Like, I look so good in this one.
Ben Mandelker
Lisa's like, every window spotlights on her with her little light. No one cares because everyone's looking at me like, cut to, like, Italian fashion editors. Who is the older person now walking down the. Down the Runway? Why do we have senior citizen on the Runway right now?
Ronnie Caram
So, Jack, you know that they just got these people for stunt casting because Jack could tell. She goes, oh, my God, the finale's the best because they all come out again. Yeah, we know, Jack.
Ben Mandelker
I love that Larson needs to be told this.
Ronnie Caram
Yeah.
Larsa Pippen
She's like, oh, my God, there's a mob on the Runway. There's too many people. They're rushing. It's a riot.
Ben Mandelker
No, they're all. It's supposed to be all the models.
Larsa Pippen
Oh, my God.
Lisa Hochstein
But, like, I support my son so much. I'm gonna do, like, another selfie, like, during his bow.
Ronnie Caram
So she does another selfie while they're doing their walk. And then backstage, Jody comes back and he's like, wow. Do you think Larsa was going for you with the kisses? Yeah. Yeah, honey, you're watching me over there and I'm over here, so I'm gonna be a. And I'm gonna be a bad one. What do you think about that, Jelly? It's like, you're so amazing. Your dad would be so proud. Loud. I called him.
Larsa Pippen
Be honest.
Ronnie Caram
It just. There was a lot of beeps. Oh. Oh, that. That means it's probably okay, right? Really slow.
Ben Mandelker
Everything's fine.
Ronnie Caram
Yeah, he's fine.
Larsa Pippen
I have to be honest, like, I wasn't sure Preston was going to be doing. Do a good job, like, because he's creative, like, but he's also, like. I don't know. He's not very good at things, like, but he killed it. He did a great job. Like, good for him.
Ben Mandelker
So now we go to the after party and Larson, Lisa are just totally ignoring each other. And Lisa says, thanking Philip for the opportunity. And Lisa, Larsa goes up to Lisa's.
Larsa Pippen
Like, I feel like we have to talk, like, when we get home.
Ben Mandelker
Like, yeah, we have to, but, like, I don't want to do it here unless there's like a rapper who was big in the year 2004 to come to. To. To mediate between the two of us. Okay. I just want to have fun tonight.
Larsa Pippen
Yeah.
Ronnie Caram
Oh, so we are besties again. Come on, you guys. Join me along with me. We have to be best friends, you and the blonde one. Come on, stupid face. Hey, how come you didn't fall? Do you want me to push you sometimes in the man? You know, if you want to fall, you should tie your. Your shoes like this idiot over here.
Ben Mandelker
You know what? Lars's tone is terrible. She likes to talk down to people. And this is all too familiar. And then we see flashbacks of Lenny equating Larsa to Lenny Hawk scene is hilarious. And, like, definitely. No, it's not the same. Larsa's terrible on her own grounds.
Larsa Pippen
That's the thing.
Ben Mandelker
Like, you don't have to equate her to Lenny. Larsa is her own awful, you know, vertical. Like, she doesn't need to be equated. So Lisa's like, I don't do that. I have boundaries. She's gonna respect me or she's not gonna have me around anymore.
Ronnie Caram
Oh, my God, I hate this fucking woman. I can't Wait to hang out with her the rest of the night and ignore my boyfriend, which she does. So they decide to, like, put it aside and just hang out. Anyway, so they're talking to Fabulous, and he's like, oh, I'm just trying to be messy and see what's going on with the housewives. And Lisa's like, well, if anyone can solve this, it's gonna be to Detective Fabos. I love your cleaning stuff. Love your cleaning stuff.
Larsa Pippen
Yeah, you're from New York, right? Like, I'm like, so you understand loyalty, like, right? Huh?
Ben Mandelker
He's like, so you aren't loyal? She's like, well, if someone says you, you're a. Your man's cheap. Would you kick her out of your house?
Larsa Pippen
Okay, but, like, how are you going to hang out with my ex boyfriend when he's talking about me publicly? How about that, Fabulous?
Ronnie Caram
Nah, he's lying. She's lying. She's lying. Never did that. And he's like, okay, well, but that. If the boyfriend was doing it, then it's not her, right? Just see if Fabolous says so, that's what it is. Okay, could he use a new in his name? Sure, but whatever. And he's like, this is how we squash it. You don't hang out with her ex, and then she won't be disrespectful to you. She goes, if Fabulous says that's what's up, that's what's up.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, I love the Fabulous. Came in here and randomly, like, took over and, like, solved it for them. He's like, I can't deny it. I'm a fucking writer and you guys have too much of a beef, okay? And so she's like, wow, Judge Fabulous sided with me. I won America. And then Larson's like, I've let it go.
Larsa Pippen
It's fine. Fabulous definitely sided with me. It was very clear. Judge Fabulous was on my side. Loyalty is big in the rap game. And as a rapper, I think he saw that in me.
Ronnie Caram
Loyalty is big in the rap game. Is it it? Am I reading different news feeds than you? Like, what are you talking about?
Larsa Pippen
Lisa shouldn't be hanging out with my ex. And of course, I shouldn't be disrespectful in your home. But notice what needs to happen first for the second part not to happen. Like, clock that Fabulous.
Ronnie Caram
So now Jody isn't found, and Lisa's like, oh, Jody's gonna be mad because he feels alone and left out.
Lisa Hochstein
She's like, but you have to be social. That's like Our business, like, we just talked to. Fabulous. Fabulous. So, like, it's like we're in the rap game now, basically, to tell Jody to get over it, he's gonna get a cap in his ass.
Larsa Pippen
Like, I learned that from Fabolous.
Ben Mandelker
So then the camera's on screen. The camera shut down for the night, but the tension between Lisa and Larsa and continued. And Jody, it also didn't shut down. So one week later, Kiki's like, oh, I want to hear about Milan. Because I've been hearing about Alexia talking about Todd for seven days straight. Please, something new.
Lisa Hochstein
Okay. We're like, Lisa, like, and I, like, started to like it along. Like, and like, we made progress. Like, but then, like, the last night of Milan, like, Jody got so, like, crazy, and he didn't want to talk to us anymore. And he was, like, yelling at us, but no one could see his mouth moving. So I thought it was the lady behind me yelling, and I, like, almost punched her in the face. But it turned out it was, like, this piece of wood that was yelling at me. And his name is Jody. So, like, I'm going to show you a photo.
Ronnie Caram
And someone goes, oh, my God. What was his eyes like? What were his eyes like?
Lisa Hochstein
She like, let me show you his eyes.
Ronnie Caram
And they show the eyes. And Jody's like. Like, he's, like, bumped out of his brain. Oh, my God, look at his eyes, Jodi.
Ben Mandelker
At a step and repeat in, like, some paisley jacket or something like that. And he's like. And they're like, oh, my God. But watch it be that he, like, did a step and repeat without Lisa. And they're like, without Lisa. How could he do that?
Ronnie Caram
Well, they said something about his eyes, and they showed his eyes all cracked out. So I'm guessing they're going to come for Jodie for his coke use. Because last week, after the very obvious, like, oh, let's go into my room and do some ac, bro. Or whatever. Wow, isn't this AC amazing? Yeah, this AC is great. So he came out with an Instagram post. He's like, this is just editing. This is ridiculous. You know, my friends came to support me, but we don't like being on tv. So we were in my room and what? So what if I was doing coke? Anyway? It's Miami. Half the people do coke. But I wasn't doing coke. And how dare all of you. And that was another one that was too long to read the whole thing. I was like, girl, Joanie, ain't nobody need five pages from you.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, it was all about his friends didn't want to be on tv. But they didn't want to be on TV though, because they don't want to be seen on TV doing coke. So I guess that's probably the thing. Anywho, this was a hilarious episode, honestly. Alexia's big monologue in the middle of it, like, while she's saying she doesn't, she wants the night to be about Johnny. And she turns in not only in the all about her, but she makes everyone's meals about her because she's like yelling like, oh, God, kill all the narcissists. It was so camp. Like, Alexia is so camp. That's why I love her so much.
Ronnie Caram
Yeah, this shows, this shows off to a great start. And they're really smart and how they're editing it. It's. It's very quick moving. And the, the first scenes just having all the ladies getting together and explaining really quickly what's going on to those people who are just jumping on because Miami's not one of the highest rated. And you never know when people are just going to leave that TV on and keep watching. And that's smart. They're doing a good job this year. I'm loving it.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, I. Everyone should be watching it. I can't wait for the new new girl to join the cast too. She looks like she'll be fun, so we'll just have to wait on that. And we will see what happens with this photo next week on the Real Housewives of Miami. But until then, hopefully we'll see a bunch of you tonight at the Fonda again. Tickets or watchwalkerappens.com and we will catch you on the next episode of Love. Watch what happens.
Ronnie Caram
Bye, everyone. Bye.
Ben Mandelker
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Ronnie Caram
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Ben Mandelker
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Ronnie Caram
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Ben Mandelker
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Ronnie Caram
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Ronnie Caram
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Watch What Crappens Podcast Summary
Episode #2897: RHOM S7E2 - "Grist for the Milan"
Released: June 19, 2025
In episode #2897 of "Watch What Crappens," hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam dive deep into the latest developments of "The Real Housewives of Miami" Season 7, Episode 2, titled "Grist for the Milan." This episode, set against the glamorous backdrop of Milan Fashion Week, unpacks the intricate drama, alliances, and personal struggles of the cast members. Ben and Ronnie provide their signature blend of praise, ridicule, and sharp commentary, offering listeners both entertainment and insightful analysis of the show's unfolding narratives.
The episode centers around the Housewives' participation in Milan Fashion Week, a significant upgrade from the typically modest settings of previous seasons. Ben highlights the contrast:
Ben Mandelker [04:12]: "It's also nice to go to, like a real fashion event... it's just nice to the stakes a little bit."
Larsa Pippen and her son Preston attend the fashion show, introducing new drama as Preston is thrust into the modeling spotlight. Larsa grapples with balancing her professional commitments and her personal turmoil, particularly concerning her ailing father.
A prominent storyline involves escalating tensions between Larsa Pippen and Lisa Hochstein. The friction reaches a boiling point during a dinner where past grievances about Lisa's behavior and influence come to the forefront. Ben and Ronnie dissect this confrontation with keen observations:
Ronnie Karam [07:12]: "I do that, but you don't do that. Okay? So Gertie's like, oh, God."
Larsa criticizes Lisa for making situations about herself, echoing previous seasons' dynamics and setting the stage for potential alliances and further conflicts.
Alexia's storyline continues to captivate audiences as she deals with her relationship issues, particularly with Todd, who has distanced himself amid mounting pressures from the show. Her emotional breakdowns and intense monologues add layers to her character, portraying a woman torn between love and self-preservation. Ben poignantly captures the essence of Alexia's turmoil:
Ben Mandelker [11:10]: "She's so riled up, and it's hilarious. And of course, Marisol loves this because she loves the piling on."
Gertie undergoes breast implant removal following cancer treatment, showcasing her resilience and vulnerability. Her journey is candidly portrayed, highlighting the physical and emotional challenges she faces. Ben and Ronnie empathize with her plight while critiquing the show's portrayal:
Ronnie Karam [22:12]: "Gertie and Russell, and she's in there for a checkup at the plastic surgeon... It's rough. I hate watching Gertie go through stuff."
Preston's unexpected entry into modeling adds a fresh dynamic to the show. Despite his inexperience, his presence creates both comedic and dramatic moments, especially during the fashion show preparations. Ben humorously remarks on Preston's lack of modeling background:
Ben Mandelker [16:48]: "Guess you're more inexperienced than I thought."
Johnny's return to the scene introduces new tensions, especially concerning Todd's allegations and the ongoing court battle. His interactions with the Housewives, particularly Alexia, stir up old wounds and unresolved conflicts, driving the narrative forward with heightened drama.
Ben and Ronnie offer their unfiltered takes on the Housewivees' actions and the show's direction. Their discussions often blend humor with sharp critiques, providing listeners with both entertainment and critical insights.
On Larsa and Lisa's Feud:
Ronnie Karam [17:20]: "She's so ridiculous. I can't Wait to hang out with her the rest of the night and ignore my boyfriend, which she does."
The hosts mock the persistent feuding, highlighting the cyclical nature of reality TV drama.
On Alexia's Emotional Monologue:
Ben Mandelker [36:41]: "Alexia's sobbing in the restaurant... It was so camp. Like, Alexia is so camp. That's why I love her so much."
They appreciate Alexia's theatrical expressions, emphasizing the show's flair for dramatic storytelling.
On Preston's Modeling Debut:
Ronnie Karam [31:55]: "So then Preston comes out number two, and Jack is like, oh, yeah, so you're supposed to be the bad guy and file."
The hosts humorously critique Preston's modeling skills and his impact on the show's dynamics.
Throughout the episode, several quotes stand out for their humor, drama, or insightful commentary:
Ben Mandelker [00:00]: “The two of us have been traveling across the country with our show, which has been so fun. But I tell you, coming back home, it just feels so great to escape to a place that truly feels like my own.”
Ronnie Caram [04:04]: “Jamie and Milan, So good. The show, so good. Love it. Shot so well. So beautiful to look at. My God.”
Larsa Pippen [09:07]: “So you're the one that wanted it. I tried to save our marriage, but I have to say, God has a plan.”
Alexia [12:14]: “I had to stand on thing and move my hip. Oh, my God, I fell. Oh, this is so difficult.”
Ronnie Caram [19:02]: “She wants me to talk about my relationship. She's like, how are you supposed to...”
Ben Mandelker [36:41]: “Alexia, you're one of the strongest persons I know, but I'm weak when it comes to this man.”
Larsa Pippen [44:32]: “I'm like, dad, like, number 50. That's, like, so pathetic.”
Ben Mandelker [51:18]: “Like, you're the one that wanted it. I tried to save our marriage, but I have to say, God has a plan.”
Episode #2897 of "Watch What Crappens" meticulously dissects the latest episode of "The Real Housewives of Miami," offering listeners an engaging mix of recaps and candid commentary. Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam's dynamic interplay brings forth both the humor and the underlying tensions of the Housewives, providing a comprehensive understanding of the show's current trajectory. From high-fashion drama in Milan to personal battles within the cast, this episode encapsulates the essence of reality TV's allure and its intricate human stories.
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