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Who cares what happens when there's so much what happens? Who cares what happens when there's so much that crappens? Hello and welcome to Watch what Crappens. A podcast. All the crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me on this cattle rustling saw bean growing show, it's Ronnie Caram. Hi Ronnie, how's it going?
TJ Raphael
Well hello, how are you buddy?
Ben Mandelker
I am just dandy. We are here to talk about the premier ish season premiere Bravo Premiere series premiere but show that already existed, McBee dynasty today. Before we get into that, just some scheduling updates. We're going on a little July 4th vacay. So we're taking off Thursday, Friday, Monday and Tuesday. So we're going to throw up some of our some we did some episodes that we recorded along the way, some classic episodes when we're on the road. So some people have been like, where are we going to hear those episodes? Well, guess what, you're going to hear them this coming up while we're on break. But that being said, we are going to be on break, so some stuff you won't be able to hear, like not here, but meaning, like we're not going to have a blow Deck recap next week, et cetera. So just bear with us while we.
TJ Raphael
Talk about Miami Below Deck Atlanta won't be on, so that'll be missing and.
Ben Mandelker
This and this and McBee.
TJ Raphael
Yeah.
Ben Mandelker
So just thanks ahead of time for your patience. Just want to take a little break. But that being said, we are here today for some McBee dynasty. Oh, and if you're new to Crappens because you came over from the previous season of McBee or whatever, welcome. We have a patreon patreon.com watch for crappens where we offer usually it's a weekly bonus episode, but right now it's like a lot per week because we're covering Love island usually about three times per week on Patreon. Also, we do something called Crap It's On Demand where you don't just listen, you can actually watch us. Every episode we do is streamed and it's available exclusively on Crap is On Demand for a week before we put it onto YouTube. So if you want to get the full Crappin experience, go to patreon.com watch a crap. And so we also have like a really wonderful Discord community which you can actually get access to through our Patreon. So with that all being said, it is time to dive into McBee Dynasty. So I will was aspiring to watch season one of the McBee Dynasty leading up to this. But then I thought, you know what? I'm going to watch this like a Bravo viewer, which is I'm going to go into this blind and I'm just going to go in starting where it's being presented on Bravo. But you Ronnie, you watched all of season one leading up to this, did you not?
TJ Raphael
I did. I watched all of season one. Loved it. I couldn't believe it's coming to Bravo because it's not Really a Bravo style show. It's not like hammer and all of that. It's cowboys. So I was kind of surprised it was coming to Bravo, but what a trashy, garbagey show. I loved it. I loved the first season. I fell in love with Jesse. What a hottie. Oh, my God, what a hottie.
Ben Mandelker
Jesse, the longer haired one. He's the long haired one.
TJ Raphael
He's so cute. And then Steve's kind of cute, but he's like big Lego looking. And then Cole's like the loser brother. And now the sad thing is that the father is going to jail. He will be in jail, and that's why he's not on this season. But he was the main character in the first season, so you missed all of him, Ben. So you'll have to watch it. Maybe one day you'll fall in love with this. You'll go watch it. But the dad's just like this, and he's like, these kids, their lives are being ruined by women's. The womens are always trying to trick my boys into being in a relationship. The dad was cheated on the mom with Galena, who's the Russian lady running the hedge fund. Try. And then. And the whole season he kept saying, yeah, kids, come on, we got to get this together. We can't have another insurance call. The insurance people are real sick of us filing insurance. Well, it turns out it's because he was filing fraudulent insurance claims up to, like $4 million, and his ass is going to prison. Okay? So that's why the dad's not here. And, you know, all this stuff went down, and I was like, this is definitely Bravo worthy. I mean, you've got a whole cast that could go to jail at any minute. All you really need for this show is Galena anyway, because she's amazing. She's an amazing character. So anyway, it's rambling, but loved the show, and I'm so glad to be at least covering one of them here. Who knows? Who knows how this will go, but at least we're gonna cover one.
Ben Mandelker
It's so funny because I thought this premiered on Sunday because we got a screener. So I watch it Sunday afternoon. And then I just. For some reason, I just thought it was premiering on Sunday. And then on Monday, I was like, I wonder how people are receiving this show, because it really did not feel like a Bravo show to me at all. Like, not just it has to do with like. Like cowboys, but it just. It felt like Bravo shows have a certain feel and a vibe and a tempo and this show, like, to me, had none of that. And so I was like, I wonder how people are going to receive it. And I was like, wow, no one's even talking about the show. What a colossal flop for Bravo. Like, I was like, there's not no one post anything in our Facebook group. I'm not seeing anything on Reddit. I'm not seeing anything, people. There's not a single tweet about this. I was like, I just did. I searched for hashtag the McBee Dynasty, hashtag McBee Dynasty, everything, and not a single tweet. And then I saw it hadn't even premiered yet. I was like, okay, that explains it. But, yes, today I did look, and people are talking about it, but, yeah, so why don't we dive in on this crazy, crazy new show?
TJ Raphael
But it's a new show to replace the dad, Steven Sr. He was the one who narrated everything, so they got rid of him. And so now we have his, like, henchmen. The lady who does everything around the farm, Tessa. And the whole part of the first season was her going, you know, boss, right? Even though he was always wrong and doing illegal and cheating on people. She'd be like, I get what you're coming for, boss. I get what you're coming from, man. Let's take care of the children. Because that's what she calls all these grown men. So now the new narrator is Tessa, and she's like, it all started with one man's dream. This man, Steve McVeigh. All he wanted was to be a patch of Missouri farmland that no one could ever take away from him and his sons, the children. But they set their sights on building the billion dollar industry. Only problem was, they were going too fast, and they took on a potload of debt.
Ben Mandelker
And then we see a flashback from last season where the dad is like, if we don't make it work, they'll take my. My house, your house, everything we own. And then Steven Junior's like, we'd rather die than watch this place go down. So then Tessa's like, the boss man cooked up an idea to save the farm by investing 100 million of venture capital into the car washes.
TJ Raphael
And so then his big plan was okay in order to get venture capital. So first of all, what he does is he'll buy a lot of stuff, and then he'll add that to what he owns, and then he'll say, okay, well, my estate is. Now that I've got all these new tractors, my estate is worth $20 million. So then he'll get a bigger loan, and then he'll buy more shit and say, okay, my estate's bigger. So that he keeps, like, building up all of these loans. And so, because he didn't have enough of a thing to get a hedge fund, I don't even think he knows what a hedge fund is, to be honest. Because he thought it was. Yeah, we maybe this venture capital thing coming up. So, kids, we got a venture capital hedge fund thing. We better be nice to Galena. Am I right?
Ben Mandelker
And so hedge fund is obviously a gofundme for planting bushes around your farm. It's a hedge fund, Right?
TJ Raphael
Well, he had no idea what it is. I still don't think he knows what it is. And so he was. Okay, so the lady who was going to be running the hedge fund is Galena, right? The Russian lady that works there. But he's also fucking Galena. But then he's also cheating on Galena on camera with multiple people. Like, one other lady he's going on dates with and all this. And then he's cheating on her with this young girl in Nashville. I mean, he's cheating all over the place. Like, she's never going to find out. And Galena loses her shit every single time. So she's the one in charge of this headphone hedge fund. And because they didn't have enough, they decided they'll open all these car washes, right? So they open up all the car washes, and now people are like, well, okay, but you've just had these car washes for five minutes. We're not giving you a hedge fund. And so at the very end of the season of season one, Galena finds out they are not giving us the hedge fund money. And he's like, what? I can't believe it. This didn't work out. So the dad goes on the run because now he's fucked. He's taken out all of these loans, he's filed all this insurance fraud and all this stuff to keep going, and now he's not going to get this $100 million. So he literally just got in his truck and ran away.
Ben Mandelker
Wow. You know, I feel like the last people on Bravo to lean into car washes were the Manzos. And that didn't really work out so well either. So I think, like, if you're a reality star, car washes are not the way out, okay? And also, it's not every day that $100 million goes walking out that their do bet their farming. Unfortunately, they lost. Poor old boss man, he took it Harder than anyone. Hell, he just skipped it and head out of town. Now it's time for the oldest boy to take the reins and all the hell that goes with it.
TJ Raphael
Yeah. Also, the other people that really jumped into car washes was Breaking Bad to launder all the drug money. So that's the first thing I thought when I saw the car washes. I was like, guys, this has been done. And we all know it's a criminal enterprise. Okay? So we know. Yeah.
Ben Mandelker
So now after Tessa gave a whole backstory that included the stuff, everything you said. Then we go to Gallatin, Missouri, where Tessa and the employees are in the kitchen at the McBee farm. So we see Cole. Oh, this was funny to me because I feel like after she does her whole intro, we then sit through five minutes of watching the stars of this show with their backs to us. Because it's like we cut back and forth between, like, Cole and Steve Jr. Washing dishes and. Or Steve Jr. Is cooking something at his stove and Cole's washing dishes. And it's like two cross cutting scenes of these two guys. They're literally their backs of the camera. I was like, this is a great start to the show. Love this. Excited to meet the stars here.
TJ Raphael
It's reality. So Cole. Cole's the youngest brother, and he's the biggest loser. Like, he's really dumb. And he's not hot. Right. Because the other two brothers are hot as, like, one of them's from Joe Millionaire. That's Steve. And then Jesse, I mean, Jesse's just hot as hell. Like, everybody loves Jesse. And then you've got Cole with his tiny little mouth, and he's like, I should win this farm. I'm not the best running the farm. Nobody trusts me with shit. I mean, that guy knows money, sure, but I know how to clean a horse. And they're like, oh, yeah, it's not really about cleaning horse, bro. And so he's always trying to undermine his brothers, but he's the biggest loser. And so he went off and, like, gained a ton of weight. And I don't know, he. He had the big. One of the biggest Season 2 changes, but he's also the biggest shithead. So it's kind of nice to see him not doing great.
Ben Mandelker
There's like a dust off about how he was on Twitter throwing around the F word for years. Years and years. Like, shut up, you liberal F word. Shut up, you liberal F word.
TJ Raphael
That does not shock me. Yeah, so I'm not. So I'm not surprising at all. Yeah. So I'm glad he got fat. That's what you get. Cole calories. Okay.
Ben Mandelker
Now, it was all the way back in 2017. So I will allow people to grow and change, but I have a feeling he probably has not.
TJ Raphael
So we like this Ben. So they use the clapboard in front of his face for his interview, and he goes, did DJ Khalid use that? It's like his only point of reference.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, he's like, hip hop. Am I right? It's about to start getting real busy around here. First of all, we're going to get into fall calving season on the farm, where the cows have their babies and you check them every day and you make sure there's no complications. So we like to call it cow er. You know, we play the music and then we say, I need 10 C's of milk, stat. And then we milk the cow. It's fun.
TJ Raphael
Yeah. You know, we have Calvin season. We want to make sure those cows are healthy before we kill them and eat them. So. And Jesse's like, yeah. And at the same time, the farm has a harvest season. It's coming up here pretty quick. And so, you know, they're explaining harvest season, whatever that means. And Steve's like, yeah, and fall harvest season, that's the most important time because We've got some $6 million payment that's due by November 1st, and if that doesn't happen, the world is going to sink in on itself and we're all going to die.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. So then we see Steve Jr. And his girlfriend Kala, and they're working outside, and Kyla's like, last year, Steven and I made it Instagram official. A lot has happened since then because Steven and I have been through a lot of ups and downs. And so we see, like, flashbacks of all the stuff they went through last season. And she's like, we've gone through a lot together, but we love each other. And the only times we're really ever had major issues is when other people get involved. And then she spends the rest. The rest of the episode complaining that other people didn't get involved in their life.
TJ Raphael
Truly. Okay, so her backstory is she met Steve Jr. On Joe Millionaire, and she was a contestant, and I guess she won with him or something. So that's how they met. So she's long distance. But he last season, he's like, you literally cannot meet a man where. Meet a woman. Where I live, there's no women. There's, like, men. And then everyone who's here is married. Like, there's nowhere to date if you go on Tinder. There's literally no one. So I have to stick with this chick who lives in, like, Nashville or some shit. So it's very romantic. He's like, I stay with Kala because there's literally no one else. So the dad hates Calla because she's, like, a strong, independent woman. And the dad thinks women are just trying to steal his children from him. Like, the dad wants to just go out and party with his kids and. And get. You know, get laid everywhere they go. And the women get in the way, but Cal is not going to stand for it. But then also, Calla gets super wasted and, like, tells everybody off. And so the dad thinks that she's not enough of a lady for his men. Meanwhile, he's three people at the same time. This. Yeah, okay, so that's Alice thing. So now she's super upset, but we'll find out later. So now we go to Cole and his girlfriend Casey, who I normally like, but she's. She's trying me today.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, because she's pregnant, right? She's the pregnant girlfriend.
TJ Raphael
Well, she's not trying me because she's pregnant.
Ben Mandelker
I didn't. Sorry. I didn't mean it that way. She's reproducing. Women, they just want to trap you and have babies. So they're just, like, cleaning and talking about having a baby. And Casey's like, cole and I weren't talking about having children, and the baby was unplanned. But we're both very excited. In fact, the doctor. Well, we had an ultrasound, and the doctor said if you listen closely, you can hear the baby using the F word already. So we're just so proud.
TJ Raphael
She's like, this is all I wanted since I met him. But, you know, I just. Ever since I met him, I knew I loved him. Casey, you are such a fucking liar. That is not true. She told the story of when they met. Last time, they met with a group of friends, and he was kind of a wuss and didn't do anything. And then they saw each other a few months later, and, like, he made a move or something. But it was never like. I just knew I always loved him. But now she's pregnant, so she's changed her story. It's like it's a love story for the ages.
Ben Mandelker
So Cole's saying, yeah, but, you know, you'll be doing most. You'll be doing most of feeding, though. And the last few weeks, they've been really filling up. I think something looks a little different. She's, like, free Boob job. He's like, no, I was talking about the cows. It's calving season coming up. I think they're gonna have a bunch of calves.
TJ Raphael
Can we just latch that baby onto a cow and watch it go?
Ben Mandelker
When I met him back in 2019, that's just always what I wanted. When I first met him, I said I knew I loved. And though through the last six years, I've never seen myself with anyone else. Like, literally, there's no one else for me to choose from. So I literally can't see myself with anyone else. Like, I literally. I cut out my. My picture and tried to attach to someone else's photo, and it was just a picture of grass. I was just sad. So it just took us a long time to figure it out, that's all.
TJ Raphael
Now, did I end up with the tiniest mouth hole? No lipped on this family?
Ben Mandelker
Sure.
TJ Raphael
But you know what? You take what you get. That's what I always say. I'm gonna name my kids settle, settling, settling. McBee.
Ben Mandelker
Does he sort of look like Meryl Streep doing some sort of very strange farm role? Perhaps, But I kind of think that's attractive.
TJ Raphael
He's like, yeah, I mean, we're gonna have a kid. Jesse, Natalie are getting married this year. You got bigger boobs. Things are crazy. Faggy toe burritos. Come on, Cole. We're on tv.
Ben Mandelker
Khalid would say, so now we go over to Jesse and his fiance Ali. They're bringing in horses, and Jesse's like, what do you have going on this week? She's like, dress fitting for the wedding. Oh, yeah. Have our invites been sent out? No. Do you have Kyle on the list? I don't know.
TJ Raphael
Yeah. So this is very much this couple not even having wedding invites. I believe that. So we go back to Stephen Jr. He's cooking eggs in his towel, and Kala is there in the kitchen with him, and he's like, I'm excited for this barbecue. We're gonna play volleyball, swim in a lake, have fun. And it's important because we town, you know, and it's important to keep the town not resentful at us because, you know, if they are, then we're not going to be able to pay that $6 million. Everything's got to fold in on itself. We're all going to die. She's like, oh, my God. He's like, you going to talk to the girls? And she's like, I don't know. Like, I don't know if I even want to initiate a conversation because like, my sister died and like, no one even texted me. Like, what the fuck? Like, that's bullshit. My sister died and no one can even text me.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. So she does tell the story. Her sister, she was really close with her. They sleep in each other's beds most nights. And then she d. She was struggling with addiction and, you know, and then she was. Calla was upset because she got text from, like, people that she's known for, like, having. Hasn't even talked to him five years, but then her potentially future sister in laws wouldn't even text her, which I think is pretty shitty. So she's like, really mad.
TJ Raphael
Mad. Well, until we find out why later. But I still think it's shitty, you know? Yeah, I still. It's. It's pretty shitty. So he's like, well, I talked to my brothers about it, and they didn't know what to say. You know, they just didn't feel like you were very approachable. You know, it's very important if you want people to be there for you when your sister dies, you need to be a more approachable person about it. Yeah. Okay. If you want to be hugged, you need to be huggable. Kala. Okay, this is your fault.
Ben Mandelker
Then we go back to Jesse and Ally, and Jesse's like, well, I do regret not texting her. I wish we. I wish we would have now. And Ali's like, I agree. She's like, yeah. I mean, he's like, yeah, looking back on it, I thought it was the right thing to just stay out of it because I didn't think she want to hear from us, you know? She's like, yeah, Ellie had no interest in texting her. You can just tell she's like, I'm fine.
TJ Raphael
And I like that he wishes that he did the bare minimum too. He's not like, oh, we should have called her or sent her flowers or let her know that we were there for. He's like, I guess we could have just sent a text. So then back to Steven. He's like, yeah, you know, this tension between Casey, Ali, Kala. Listen to all those names. Casey, Alecala. Okay? It puts me in the worst place possible, literally between a rock and a hard place, because I'm the leader of this family now. And Cal is like, I mean, they could at least reach out and be like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry for you. Like, Jesus. But, like, I'm not gonna beg somebody to be a decent human being to me.
Ben Mandelker
Well, you meant the right family, because they're not gonna do that for You.
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TJ Raphael
So it turns out family, too. Stephen tells everybody not to speak to her, and he's the boss now. So they don't speak to her. And then Steven's acting like. Well, they just didn't know what to say about it, honey. Instead of saying, I told them they couldn't speak to you. You see? Fucking liars. Every guy in this family is a big liar, by the way, except Jesse. So then Cole back to Cole is like, yeah. I mean, at the end of the day, you ain't DJ Khalid if you're not DJ Khalid. Am I right? And it's up to you to do what you want to do. I'm not going to support you, obviously, and our kid, but, you know, I do want to keep my relationship with my brother. So you better make up with. With Calla. Okay? You better do it.
Ben Mandelker
Well, I never. I never asked you not to do that. Why are you saying that? It's like, we'll do what you want. I bet. We. I said a million times, I've fixed things, and I never. I never said anything. Anything mean. I never came at either of them before.
TJ Raphael
Now you're wanting to make me feel like this.
Ben Mandelker
Why are you doing this to me? He's like, now, I know you haven't said that. It's like, I know, but you act like I'm the one that's doing it. You're the ones making me feel better.
TJ Raphael
Yeah, because of course, these guys are like, hey, Steven doesn't want you calling Colin Callis, so don't do it. Like, okay. And then the second call is back in the picture. They're like, man, the girls are. Aren't they? God, blame it all on the girls.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. He's like, yeah, yeah. I just don't want to lose my relationship with my brother. Because you didn't. You didn't text Kala. And she's like, but wait, I didn't. You told me not to text her.
TJ Raphael
Yeah, exactly. He's like, so I'm gonna lose my relationship with my brother by going behind his back and taking out a 2.5 million dollar loan on some land?
Ben Mandelker
He's like, look, you did nothing wrong. And I don't want you to get stressed out like this. You're a woman, okay? You don't understand things in life. That is your role. And it's just a bunch of dumb drama. It's like woman drama. Honestly, if you think. But it's between the men, which is strange. And it's really because they break up all the time and they can't fix their own relationship.
TJ Raphael
Cows are for milk and not for fighting. Okay, Honey, it's like I always say, she's got really bad pregnancy hormones because the first year Casey said nothing. I think she said she would be like, hey, Steve's or Callie told us that Steve gives her like $10,000 at a time. Y' all better start giving us some money. But other than that, she really never said anything. And this is the most line she's ever had in a road. I can't believe you. Please sit down. So we go to the McBee car wash, and we get to see my favorite character, Galena.
Ben Mandelker
Yes. So Steve is like, good morning, everybody. Obviously, we're about to start harvesting everything, so let's get right to it. She's like, yes.
TJ Raphael
Yeah.
Ben Mandelker
I'm like, literally starting to have panic attack over our yields.
TJ Raphael
I'm having panic attack over yield. Okay. I go to bed, I think yield. I wake up in the morning, I think yield. I cannot go to the bathroom without thinking yield.
Ben Mandelker
He's like, intersections, I don't think yield. Intersections. I don't think yield. All right, everyone. Well, in the financial state of the farm we are leveraged at, we got close to $7 million in debt between payroll, meat facilities, seed fertilizer, fulfillment center, moisturizer, vehicles, fuel repair, cattle utility, towels, insurance, little cute, you know, seasonal decorations that you get at Target from the Joanna Gaines section. Bought a lot of those. Medicine, attorney. Wow.
TJ Raphael
Just.
Ben Mandelker
It all keeps me up at night. Okay. We could lose our entire company immediately.
TJ Raphael
Here's what we're going to focus on. Me. That's it. Me. I'm letting thousand go. I'm letting go of thousands of acres. Ranching is at an all time high for cattle prices, and that's where we need to be going. Meat. So then we go to Jesse, Cole and Jake, who's a farmhand, who I think is a meth head. I'm not sure. So then Jake's like, we get no one alleged that. I'm just going off face. So Jake's like, yeah, we get big, big bad Steven up here instead of at the gym. Look at that. Someone's coming to work instead of working out. Wow. Big brother. Look at him coming to work. Are you sure? Are you sure you don't want to do something squats, big boy?
Ben Mandelker
And Cole's like, well, he's too busy to work, you know, don't you know he's got to get his lifts in? He can't be building fences on the farm, right? It's like whale boys. I got news for you. I think he dropped a big, big chunk of the farm. We already dropped Weller and Milan and Miceville and Mercer, Miller and Malum and Watermelon. Watermelon county dropped. And I'm assuming you probably are not aware of that yet, are you, Cole?
TJ Raphael
And Cole's like, well, yeah, Steven's plan ain't as bulletproof as Woody thinks. You guys, he's selling off your stuff because your dad filed fake insurance claims and you have to pay back the government. I love that they're. That all of them like Steven and is working out in his hotness. He's just had to ruin us all.
Ben Mandelker
So we see a flashback of all the brothers in the office, and Steven's just like yelling at them. He's like, the plan to escape here is we're gonna call it. Get the. At farming. And we're gonna focus on the meat company and the cattle. And I know that there's gonna be growing pains. I know it. But we're getting the. Out of farming.
TJ Raphael
And you can believe me, guys, because I've got a white board. The white board. Look, I'm writing this down. Fuck farming, okay? I'm circling it and making a pyramid. What does it mean? Nobody knows but me. Me.
Ben Mandelker
Okay, we have. We have a plan. Because I've drawn a very simplistic bar graph. Okay? First bar shows like smiley faces. How happy we are. Second bar shows pecan pies. How many pecan pies are we gonna make for Thanksgiving? Third bar, debt notice. It's down. It's the negative one that says we owe $7 million. So now we got a plan.
TJ Raphael
That bar chart was so funny. He's like, look, this is. This is us doing good happiness.
Ben Mandelker
Whoa.
TJ Raphael
Doing bad. It's all the way down. You understand?
Ben Mandelker
Now save a million dollars in debt. It's below the line. See? That's bad.
TJ Raphael
So back to the.
Ben Mandelker
Closer to hail.
TJ Raphael
Yeah, back to the car wash. Steven's like, yeah, I mean, our payments for all the loans we got. I mean, by the end of the year, we need to have 6 million in the banks by November. And Galena goes, oh, yeah, a minimum, A minimum of that, you know, and the. The crop prices, they suck. And you know, the thing is with cattle operation, we're not trapulated and we're not trapped into regulated price. We can charge based on our quality. You know, you have a prettier cow. It goes much better than. Than for ugly cow. That's just it. So I say we give lip injections to the cows. We. We call it up. The cows. We can make more money. That's just It. It's simple math.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. Galina is part owner for all of our companies because of everything she does, the financial side, I need her now more than ever. Because, you know, crop prices are crap. We should just call them crap. Crap prices. So then we go back to Cole, and he's like, oh, yeah, boss. Stephen. Greatest thing. I love to run everything. He knows everything. Stephen just sees number. If we're up to him and there was money somewhere else, he would get rid of the farm in a heartbeat. It's like, well, the farm's $6 million in debt, so, yeah, I think that sounds like a pretty good idea. Maybe get rid of this farm.
TJ Raphael
Why? Stephen thinks he can run a business by only thinking about numbers.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah.
TJ Raphael
Stupid. I think he's supposed to be thinking about. So then Tessa pulls up her truck to Steve's house. Steve Sr's house. This is the dad's house. So now we see Masha, who's this new blonde, and she's driving a Porsche, which they are sure to get Five close ups of different angles of the Porsche logo on this car. And so Tessa's like, whoa, I'm going to put this as kindly as I can, boss man. He tried it in last year's model for a new one. Tessa's loving this, by the way.
Ben Mandelker
Yes, she is really loving it. And so Masha's like, hello, Tessa. And she's like, now this. This is not the place to wear heels. You gotta take those heels off, Russian city lady. And she's like, no, I know. I noticed that gravel, very strange. So Tessa's like, I mean, I started to laugh, but it's just, you can't make this stuff up. So they bring. She brings Masha into this house. This is Steve Senior's house, a big house. And she's like, I can't believe you're coming to the farm in this attire. You're gonna ruin the meals in 2.5 seconds. Now, the boss said to town and he said, I was supposed to bring you in here. So here's the key. Here's the key to the house. Now, you understand this is a light switch to turn lights on and off. You turn it up to turn it on down. Turn it off. You understand that? Masha's like, yes, I've. I've been in the house before. I understand.
TJ Raphael
Light switch child, I hope you know what you're doing coming up in here. This is dangerous territory here where you could die looking like that in this ass. Goddamn idiot woman. And so the producer's like, okay, well, tell us who this Masha is. Is she the Galena replacement? She goes, damn straight. The Russian thing's been, you know, you know, new. It's not new, you know? I mean, this is the second one in a row. Well, you got just a bus of Russians coming over here. Okay, look, this is how it looks most of the time. This is the kitchen. Gunner ain't potty trained. He's a bad child. You're a bad child. If Gunner gives you any problem, just threaten to put him down or something. Kick him outside. Here's how it is. Here's the sink. It turns on with a knob. Do you know how knobs work, Misha? She's like, um, I understand how things work. I'm not a stupid lady. Okay?
Ben Mandelker
So then Tessa says, I'll tell you what. The things that my boss gets me into, it seems like I'm always doing it dirty work. And then we see a flashback, which I'm sure you can provide some more context as what was happening in the scene with these girlfriends and Galena and Messiness.
TJ Raphael
Because Galena had her car in the shop. Or no, no. So Galena. So Steven Sr's girlfriend that he was cheating on Galena with was named Brooke. And so Brooke had her car in the shop, so she needed to borrow a car. So he loaned her Galena's car without telling her. So Brooke took out Galena's car and crashed the car. And so the car place called Galena was like, oh, we've got your car. And she went to pick it up. She's like, what the fuck happened to my car? She's like, this whore. You get my car to your fucking whore. And it became this huge fight. I'm walking out of this business and hedge fund. It is either her eye. It is her eye. There. It's a decision. He's like, oh, yeah. This is the last time you get to give me an ultimatum.
Ben Mandelker
I love that. That's what his takeaway is. Not like, oh, I shouldn't have done this. So Tessa's like, well, Mancha, this is awkward to do. And do you find this quite awkward? Like, what. What.
TJ Raphael
What is.
Ben Mandelker
What do you think about this? She's like, no, I don't find awkward. This what happens. People meet people through friends. That is life, you know? Well, I hope you don't mind if I overstate my bands. You might just tell me. She's like, no, it is fine. It is fine. I understand. You know, I am. I am gold digger, and this is how it goes. All right?
TJ Raphael
Well, let me give you all the Te Masha first met Steve McBee through old Galena. And then we see a flashback to last season where Galena's like, oh, it is Masha. Masha, I would love you to meet Steve, the love of my life. And so we know that Masha made her way in there. Stole that man. Stole that man. So Tess is like, okay, well, this is a kitchen. This is where things are cooked. You probably won't be able to do it. I'll probably do it because I'm the one who takes care of the children.
Ben Mandelker
No, I, I, I. I've been here before. So I'm just dropping off my stuff, and I'm going to check on chickens. It's like, oh, I see. Just a little advice, by the way. Make sure that. But you have the boss if it's okay to start messing around with this little nest, because you know those chickens, you got to be careful with them. She's like, oh, fine. I like chicken. He told me, do whatever you want to do. If you want to poison Kalina, that is okay, so bring whoever you want to bring.
TJ Raphael
Well, I think I've got it from here. Thank you for the key. I hope to see more of you here. Stupid old lady. Okay, well, I hope to see you, too. More reasonable Sues.
Ben Mandelker
So now Kala goes and meets with Galina at a cafe in their town. And so they. They get, like, ice chai and chocolate mocha. I was like, wow, how city. City, like. And so they, like, sit on a bench and everything. And Ka's like. She's like, you don't really come up to Gallatin too much anymore, do you, though, right? She's like, no, not really. Not as much as I used to. It's been quite a bit of changes happening. So tell me about you and Steven. So that way I can be distracting myself from the betrayal of Steven Senior.
TJ Raphael
Oh, yeah, we're doing good. Are you sore? And they start laughing. It's like, yeah, because, like, you know, my sister passed, and she goes, oh, I'm so sorry to hear about that. I was going to maybe text you, but then I thought, why waste the money? You know what I mean? Like, thank you, you know, but I didn't really get what I needed from him at that time. And the girls, like, what bitches? Like, we're close. Like, I remember we hung out one time, and I told him that Steven gives me $20,000 sometimes. Or there was, like, this other time where we, like, had toast together. So, like, we were super close. And they didn't even. And I was shitty and like, am I. Am I being sincere right now or is that weird? Like, am I sincere? Just not. It's weird. I'm. It's my second language. But I think you're using sincere on. No, I'm like, totally sincere about it. I'm pissed. Okay, but you know, they're guys like, you cannot date McBee and expect sensitive. Am I right? What fucking losers.
Ben Mandelker
Honestly, like, yes. Because like, exactly what you're saying right now. Steven does to me all the time and it makes me so mad. Like, okay, like, so what is going on?
TJ Raphael
Me with.
Ben Mandelker
With Steve, by the way. Steve Sr. Like, are you single? Are you dating? She's like, I am definitely single. Look, I have breakup makeup on. Okay, Just. I'm just going to lay it out. Yeah, single and ready to mingle. Well, not really mingle. There's no one here. I mingled with lamppost, but that didn't really go so well. We're going to go on a second date anyway. But he doesn't really talk because he's object. But whatever. You know, Steve was my boyfriend. Steve and I broke up because I found out he was fucking my friend Masha Slut while I was still living in the house. I was so severely backsliding step and I wasn't going to just die from it.
TJ Raphael
It's like, yeah, well, I wanted to hear it from you, the source, rather than hear from everybody else. Like, I'm so sincere right now. She's like, well, I moved out of lodge and have my own house in Kansas City. I cut my hair. I redone the way I do my makeup. I mean, I'm trying to give, heal. Like, yeah, that's healing and that's. She did get the second season Housewife glow up where it's like Botox, Botox haircut, good hair dye, hair comb. I mean, Galina needed some work and she looks great.
Ben Mandelker
She came back, but it's like a USA Network. It's like a USA Network glow up. Which is different from the Bravo glow up because the Bravo glow up also involves usually like a totally new face and she just has like, like more like eyeliner on.
TJ Raphael
I think she did some filler eyeliner and better. Way better hair. Like maybe some karastin or whatever they call that. What is it? Karistas and Charis does?
Ben Mandelker
Yes, whatever. She got the Lisa Barlow treatment. Yeah. So Kyla's like, well, I knew after you had already moved into the new house. I think like we went over for dinner or Something. And Masha was there without you. And I was like, that's weird. I'm so sincere about that. Everybody thought it was, like, very fucked up. Did anyone text you about it? Because no one texted me. Did you know that anything about it while it was happening, like, she literally just, like, snuck in. She's like, oh, yes, she did. And she was like, the biggest freaking backstabber ever. So Galena says how, like, Masha starts reaching out to me, and I'm like, oh, my gosh. Somebody from country home country that can speak my language. We had something I thought in common.
TJ Raphael
Yeah. They met 13 years ago and were each other's only Russian friends in this town. And Masha came in and snaked the man. And it's cold because you see the clips of her being like, oh, Masha, I'm so good to meet you. Masha's like, hello, this is so good to only be friends and be completely respectful in situation. I mean, ultimately, obviously, it's Steve. It's Steve Sr's fault, but this is still super shitty of this Masha chick.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, it really is.
TJ Raphael
So then Cal is like, yeah, she's a stick and shows. Gold digger, whore. Hats on. Moves everything. So sneaky behind back. They were laying straight to my face. They were lying straight to my face. And she goes, you know, and people come to me and say, you're not the first one. She does it, too. She done it to multiple men and women. You know, she befriend woman. She pretends she knows her language, and then she go after man. This is her way to support herself. And Kyle's like, yeah, that's disgusting.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, well, you know what? She told Steve she's taking entire summer off to focus on him. Ridiculous. I'd be on trip, and she'd be like, oh, can I come to lodge? And I'd be like, well, that's weird. I'm not there. But I trust you. I literally said the exact words, I trust you. I wish I had said, I trust you.
TJ Raphael
You. I would never do that to other woman ever. Ever would I do that. And then call. It goes, yeah, I think that Galena has amnesia because, like, you were the other woman. Like, you did the exact same thing to Christy McBee. Like, they had children involved, too. That's up, too. I didn't know this. That she. That Galena knew Christie, the wife, the first wife, and, like, befriended her, I guess, and then snaked the man away. God, Steven's such a pig, too. She goes, I mean, Galena situation is more up than the Masha and Galena situation. But she doesn't say that because she's not a total idiot.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, she's like, you know, I think that like, Masha staying up at the lodge. So I just want to make sure that you're aware of that so you guys don't run into each other. She's like, yes, yes. No, of course. Thank you for letting me know that. I will absolutely not go to the lodge to see her. I will not do that at all.
TJ Raphael
Not furious at all. I have no feeling about this. Nothing. You know, I need to go to restroom. I will be right the bank. She gets up and walks off, and Callie goes, you guys, do you think she's gonna leave? You just see Kalina jump in her car and speed the fuck out of there. She gets on the phone. She's like, you. You will die in sleep. Okay, I found out your little your is here. This gold digging has balls to shop again. You don't give a. I hope this whore goes to hell. Okay. I'll give her that much. This cheap world got some ball, but no brain. If you are satisfied with your message, press one. Oh, sorry. The mailbox is full and cannot accept.
Ben Mandelker
Unfortunately, Masha has filled up her mailbox with messages from Steve, the person who used to bang commercials.
TJ Raphael
Here comes one right now.
Ben Mandelker
Then we go back over to Steve Jr. He's arriving at the offices on the farm, and Galena is there. This is a whole other scene. And he's like, hey, Galena, what are you up to? She's like, oh, perfect timing. She's like, yeah, well, you look nice. Did you just come from the car wash? She's like, no, but that's not what I'm worried about right now. She's like, well, what. What do you got? She's like, well, I think you need to look at this. And it's basically documents about Masha's car. He's like. He's like, is this. Is this about Masha? He's like, yeah, whatever. Whatever. Just another horse name. I don't even track all the names of them. Whatever her name is. He's like, wait, what? What is this? Seven grand for her car. $7,000 in damage. What happened to her car? Hood, front door, rear door, rear lens, rear bumper. And we see pictures of Masha's car, which has mysteriously just been. Someone went to that lodge and beat up Masha's car.
TJ Raphael
I was laughing so hard at this part. I was cheering in my house. I was like, yes, Galena and Steven's just looking at her. She's like, I don't know what happened. It's crazy. This lady's car. I guess we have to pay for it now. What a right. And he's like, did you do this? She's like, nope. I know Galena. And I can see that look in her eye. They look crazy. And that's when all bets are off. And she does have those, like, little shining eyes. Like, nope, no. No idea. What happened to car? I don't know.
Ben Mandelker
No, I don't know. Took a Louisville slugger with both hands on. But not to car. Just play baseball with it.
TJ Raphael
And he's like. Well, I would say the odds are, I don't know, 0.11% that this is true. Because I've seen Galena react to the other woman my dad's dated. And then we see a clip of the other one, this whore. This war crashed my Escalade.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, it was 100% Galena, without a doubt. Seems like this has been a lot for my dad where he goes in Captain KS causing the absolute mess of things, and then I just have to follow behind him, pick up the pieces. And I've got so much on right now. They're just trying to keep the damn farm and ranch alive. God, this is being. Oh, my God. There. Galena, can you. Can you just put down that slugger that was not her pulling into the parking lot, Please put down that.
TJ Raphael
What are you talking about?
Ben Mandelker
Can we just. Can we make sure. Can we just erase Those Carrie Underwood MP3s from her phone, please? Let's give her too many ideas.
TJ Raphael
So Steven's driving now, and the office manager calls him, hey, Stephen, how are you? So I just wanted to call that, you know, that the lease is finalized on that ground up on Highway 69. He's like, what lease? Oh, you know, the one right across from the road from Cox. You know, it's brand new ground. You know, like 237 acres of Cole was working on. Don't you? Cole? You know Cole. You know your brother. Didn't he tell you about it?
Ben Mandelker
First of all, this is not New York City or Los Angeles. We don't allow around here. Okay? So I don't even know what you're talking about.
TJ Raphael
So how do you run a business and you don't know that someone is taking out money to sign a lease on a huge farm? Like, that's crazy. He needs to pay more attention.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, exactly. So then Cole is at, like, a farm. So Steven shows up, and then they're like, okay, we're gonna have a fight, and this won't be scripted at all. Okay? Now let's start our fight. So Steven comes and he's like, cole, did you sign a fucking lease without me? I am angry. And Cole's like, like, yeah, I did. I signed a damn good lease. I'm angry too. Yeah, well, you think you're a big boy now. You want to cut that check? I'm still angry. Doing a good job, being angry. And this is genuine anger right now.
TJ Raphael
Have you not heard? We need $6 million by November 1st. He's like, well, I'm trying to do us a favor by making more money for us right now. I mean, what do you think you can just work at? And that's all you gotta do? This is a money making farm. I know about money making farms. What part of. Did you see the whiteboard? We are not farming. It said, fuck farming. Do you need me to show you the bar going down again for you to understand how much farming sucks?
Ben Mandelker
Well, I'm trying to do us a favor by making money for us right now. I can tell you right now, this is money making. I bet you. I bet you right now there's 60 bushels of soybeans on it. Every bit of it. I mean, it looks insane. If it wasn't for the farm, we wouldn't have nothing. Think about how everything started. Look at the meat facility. From our cows, from our farm.
TJ Raphael
Cole, I've got news for you. You've got Nothing now. You're $6 million in debt, bro. And that's just like the minimum payment, okay? And he's like, I'm not gonna get screamed at like this after. I'm just doing what trot for our farm. We always been bigger than the raw crop size. Steven's convinced there's no money left in it, but I think it's just the best of what's to come. So he wants to sell farms. I'll keep buying farms. Then.
Ben Mandelker
You'Re gonna be paying for that damn lease out of your own account. That was fucking dumb.
TJ Raphael
Well, we all know that Cole. We know from last season, Cole has twelve hundred dollars in his account. So that's not gonna happen. So Cole's like, well, I do it every day. And dad told me to have more confidence in myself. And then we see a clip from last year where Steve Sr. Is like, hey, you need to add more confidence in yourself. Me? Sure. You're kind of a loser. Nobody believes in you because you suck at most things you do. But you should really? Trust your own instincts. Go.
Ben Mandelker
So, yes, the brothers are mad at each other. And then we cut to Tessa just being like, amazing grace. How sweet. Oh, it's a tractor. So she's, like, just singing it by the tractors. And she's like, oh, Stephen, I got a trivia question for you. I just heard this this morning. Okay, you see that little door hanging off that machine right there over there? What do you reckon that door is called? He's like, trapdoor. Yeah, that's the technical term. And if I'm lying, I'm dying, and God is my witness. It's called wait for it, everyone. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, is everyone listening? It's called the dribble door.
TJ Raphael
It's like slipping herself and like backing up a dribble door. Can you believe it? You know why? Because it keeps corn from dribbling out into the beans. I reckon.
Ben Mandelker
That makes sense. That make underwear with that? Why aren't you laughing at my joke? You think the triple door is funnier than my joke? Okay, wait. Hey, you got a second? Oh, wait, hold on one second. Let me get into character. I'm pissed as hell. Sorry, I forgot I was angry. I just had a very real angry scene with my brother.
TJ Raphael
So he's like, can you believe Cole signed a new leak Steel? It's a little bit of a bombshell. I even showed him a whiteboard. I mean, what the heck? You're upset. But, you know, he's a boy, and we're not allowed to be a boy. Maddie. Boys in this family. He just gotta love him because Cole's just trying his best to get his, you know, something good going on. So you just gotta love him. You gotta be a good brother to him.
Ben Mandelker
But we can't just drop acres over here, over there, because our expenses are locked in for, like, two, three, five years. So how do I know he's even looking at one when the least expire? I mean, when we. When. When we can drop land over here to pick this up. We can't do that. She's like, yeah, I would have thought surely he would have checked on them. Can we talk a little bit more about the dribble door? I wasn't quite done with that discussion yet.
TJ Raphael
Well, you know, Cole's got such a tiny mouth, and he done got any lips. And he's always looked up to you. And I'm sure he was just trying to make you proud. I'm sure he was. Okay. You've just been so wonderful with them boys. Y' all know how to use the Same, thanks to me. Okay. You watch over him. You. You bring him through the good and the bad. I know your heart. I know it. Be good to your brother.
Ben Mandelker
She just is like, I'm just gonna cry so this guy gets out of my face, and I can go back to laughing at the dribble drawer. So she's like, those boys working together sometimes, like oil and water. And I guess I'm the impartial judge because I love oil and water together. You ever put it on a salad? Of course you don't. That's for gay folks folk. Anyway, they don't. I love them equally. And I could no more choosing than nothing.
TJ Raphael
Whatever.
Ben Mandelker
I want that dribble door. So Stephen Junior's like, well, maybe he did look it up and he's got a plan in place, but he should have called me first, you know?
TJ Raphael
Well, you gotta. You gotta remember that you've got a penis and he's got a penis, so you've got a mutual enemy. Vaginas. Concentrate on that. By the way, if I told you I'm sorry for having a vagina up. I'm so sorry.
Ben Mandelker
I mean, 300 acres rows. 300 acres. Row crops. Row crops times 200 bucks an acre. Can you do that math? Yeah, I can't do it either. And all I know is that we're really expensive. I'm just gonna say it's $60,000 mistake.
TJ Raphael
Well, you got every right to be concerned. Thank God he's got you ball. Smile.
Ben Mandelker
Listen, we've all got to be on the same page moving forward. And if the left hand isn't talking to the right hand, that means that someone's masturbating. Okay? So we're gonna end up completely flopping in the pan with this. With the farm.
TJ Raphael
So then we go to Casey and Cole, and Casey is feeling insecure because she's pregnant. She's put on a little sundress for this party, and she's like, do I look weird? And he goes, no, you look cute. Like a little Amish girl. Kidding. Such an idiot. Why would you have a. Seriously, this person? My God. He's like, so I'm excited about Jess's barbecue Noir. You know who' coming. And she's like, scholar Baylor Braden. I'm just gonna list stupid names and hope some of those people show up. Scholar Baylor Braden, Biden shooting Putin.
Ben Mandelker
So then Tessa and Keller arrive at the farm, and Tess, like, how you feeling, sweet thing? She's like, oh, just a little. I don't know, a little spicy gal. Well, listen, you could literally see the steam coming off. Are you girls all right? Cuz? Yeah. I mean, it's. Whatever. And then we see a flashback to Kala, like, complaining to Galena, saying that no one sex with her. She's like. She's like, well, there's been a lot of stuff going on. I just want to make sure you, especially you girls are okay. You know, having vaginas and such. You're prone to making mistakes. She's like, yeah, well, we've just been on a weird page since my. Since my sister left. Like, nobody really reached out to me or said, like, one word to me about it. So I'm just, like, kind of hurt by that. There's been a lot. Yeah.
TJ Raphael
And so. Well, you know, y' all are girls. Okay? Girls gotta stick together. Cause without girls, who's gonna support the children? Okay, you gotta forgive them. They don't understand about sisters dying.
Ben Mandelker
Okay?
TJ Raphael
You guys gotta understand them. Please lift up these boys. Please lift up. I can't do it if these boys are upset.
Ben Mandelker
I do get what you're saying. I just feel weird about initiating the conversation. I don't want to come off any type of way and obvious my feelings are, like, really hurt by this.
TJ Raphael
Well, now, listen, maybe you could say something like, hey, girls, my sister died. Maybe you could text me something like that. You know, maybe just something like that.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, 100%. I would like to get this behind me because I'm already dealing with, like, so much. Like, I made some brownies for this party, and that took a lot out of me. So I don't need this on my plate as well.
TJ Raphael
And Tess is like, well, I come from a family, a tragedy. Have you ever heard me sing the song about the triple door? It's a rough one. It's a rough one. Friends are close. You gotta keep them close to you, honey.
Ben Mandelker
My great. My grand. A sister in law died by a dribble door. So been want to know the name of that thing for many years. Finally, vengeance will be mine.
TJ Raphael
So she's like, yeah, like 100%. We should sit and talk about it. But, like, like, I'm already dealing with so much. Like, I don't need this on my plate as well also.
Ben Mandelker
So now we go to Jesse and Ally's farmhouse, and they're opening up some frozen french fries, put in the air fryer, basically. But it comes with seasoning, so has green stuff on it. They're like, what's that? That's gross. It looks like spinach. So then Braden and Jake walk in, like, Hi. Look at our French fries. What? It's got green stuff in it. Yeah, it's French fries for seasoning.
TJ Raphael
What?
Ben Mandelker
That's crazy.
TJ Raphael
Yeah. And they're like, that just didn't mix well. What do we do? So they end up throwing it away. Dumbasses. So Jake comes over and he's like, hi, what kind of barbecue you guys have? Do you guys put any planning into this at all or what, are we just gonna watch Stephen work out all day? Big boss man working out doing some scrunches, huh? Is that what we're gonna do? Is that a barbecue now? Just watching Stephen work out.
Ben Mandelker
And then Cole and Casey arrive. And I did love how Ally was just like, look at this. Because they colon Casey, get out of the truck, and she's full on pregnant. He just gets out of the truck and just walks to the house. Like, does not. He's not like, like waiting for her or anything. He just starts walking to the house. And Al's like, look at him, leaving Casey behind. And I was like, oh, I love that Ally doesn't like this guy.
TJ Raphael
Yeah, he's just a piece of Cole. He's just the rudest. Like, he has no manners. He. He's an idiot. There's. He's not hot. Like, there's nothing redeeming about this guy.
Ben Mandelker
No.
TJ Raphael
So Casey's like, oh, my God, I'm having so much anxiety. Cuz, like, Stephen invited Cal and now Cal is really mad at me and I'm pregnant. I don't want to be stressed out about nothing. Something, you know, I mean, I saw I solve Cala mad whenever she gets mad with Stephen. And I'm scared. I'm scared.
Ben Mandelker
So then Calla just walks in and she's like, hi, I brought brownies. And like, no one says anything to her.
TJ Raphael
She's like, no one even speaks to her. They're so rude. Who doesn't? But then they're like, hey, Kala, so nice to see you back. You doing okay? I'm so sorry about your sister. Like, at least try and make it better. What the hell?
Ben Mandelker
But then she says, I mean, they're protein brownies, but they're like, really good, I swear. So I kind of understand what they like. Witch.
TJ Raphael
You can't do that. Especially in the South. Show up with protein brownies. And Ally's like, oh, they actually don't look well. Not too bad, I guess. She's like, well, it's really hard for me to make effort because, like, it's like, awkward in here. So then Casey just sees her, because no one's speaking to her. I think she's being perfectly nice, but no one's speaking to her. And so it's just silence in there. And so Casey's like, oh, my God, my heart, my heart. Please get me out of here. I gotta go. I gotta go.
Ben Mandelker
Are you hurting? Do you need to leave? Do you need to go to the hospital? Okay, so Casey, she starts to, like, freak out and calls like, oh, my God, I'm freaking out. Oh, God. Casey's not feeling good. She just collapsed even though she was just sitting in her chair and didn't collapse at all. But she wanted to stand up, but she stayed sitting. So I think that counts as collapsing, right? Anyone?
TJ Raphael
And everyone's just surrounding her now in this room, and they're like, oh, my God, call the vet that. Call the bat. And Gal is just sitting there, like, licking browning off her finger, like, huh. So they're like, oh, my God, what's going on with Casey? We gotta get Casey away from evil cow protein brownie calla.
Ben Mandelker
And so they're like, go, go, go. Leave, leave, leave. And Cal's like, I literally have goosebumps. Like, I don't like that at all. I'm don't like, like, come on, Casey, see me to come with you. So they basically all, like, pile into the. Into the pickup truck. Like, we're going to the Cameron Hospital. Casey's heart is really. It's really bad. She's gonna explode any moment. She's gonna give birth to a heart.
TJ Raphael
Then they just leave, Callous sitting in the kitchen like, okay, well, glad I came by.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah.
TJ Raphael
And then we. Clips of the season coming up. Real American Cowboys. And it ends with the FBI investigation and Galina being thrown in jail. Oh, my God.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah, it was a pretty wild trailer. I'm gonna definitely give it to the show that it served up a very strong, like, coming up this season trailer, because I was like, wow. I mean, if you got the FBI involved, that's always. That's always impressive. And jail time and lots of fighting. And it was like a very high fighting trailer. I was like, okay, well, that's. That's definitely a good sign for this show. For sure. For sure. It definitely felt like a USA show to me, and not just because it was rural. Did not feel like a Bravo show. But I'm like, I'm gonna keep an open mind about it. You know, there's. There was definitely some entertaining stuff in there. I thought.
TJ Raphael
Yeah, I'm interested to see what people think of it and how Long it'll.
Ben Mandelker
Last because, yeah, I think people are gonna like it. I feel like it's gonna be a hit. Bravo put in a huge amount of marketing into this. They did like, they literally created a whole show of like McBee dynasty watch parties where they gathered their. All their talent to watch it. I mean, God forbid they put any of that. Those resources into Real Housewives of Miami, a show that really deserves some sort of marketing budget. But I think that they really did. They've done a big push and the show already does have an audience. And I think it's gonna be one of those things where we're all gonna be. Well, you're already. You've already watched the first season, so you're hooked. But I think for the rest of us, it's gonna be like, I don't wanna watch this show that's clearly for USA that they're just gonna wedge onto Bravo. This just. It's not right. But I think we're all gonna get hooked. So I'm anticipating it and I'm just gonna be chill about it and. And go along for the ride.
TJ Raphael
Yeah, I mean, you never know. I mean, some shows that have taken off on Bravo, I never thought were Bravo type.
Ben Mandelker
Exactly.
TJ Raphael
Below deck. Still weird. Below deck Blow Deck does so well On Bravo.
Ben Mandelker
So 100% Vanderpump rules. Remember, we hated that at first. Like this get this show off our tv. But I'm like. In terms of like shows where I've had like non amazing, like initial reaction off of it. Like, this one's far better than like. I mean like Vanderpump Villa is like my. That continues to be what I judge them all against. Like, is it better than Vanderpump Villa? Much better.
TJ Raphael
I remember the one that you hated the most out of every show. I think one of the only ones that you've ever said, no, we're not fucking covering this. Because usually that's me who's like, no, I'm not doing it. But there was only one that you did that too. And it was that one about the mom group in like Santa Monica and they would like get together and have mom meetings and stuff. And it was. They were trying so hard and you were just like, oh, hell no to this.
Ben Mandelker
Not do it. I did not like that one. I think, I think. I think in retrospect, I may have been too harsh on that one. I also remember really outright rejecting. We both did a show that Bravo tried to do called LOL Work, which was worse than you could ever. That's probably the very worst show that Bravo ever aired was. That was just the stupidest, stupidest idea.
TJ Raphael
Yeah. You never know. I was just watching it because I was watching this one because I had to put together together furniture one weekend, and that's so hard, you know? And so I just needed something mindless. So I thought, I'll just check out this McBee thing. And at first I was like, we're never gonna cover. There's no way, A, that Ben will cover this. And then, B, I don't want to cover this either. Really. I think we're gonna agree that this sucks. But then as it started going on, I was like, oh, I can see the Bravo in it. And that. Yeah, they're fighting over millions of dollars first. So there is money there, even if it's fake and they don't really have it, which is very Housewives. Right. And then the other thing was that the men are such assholes on it.
Ben Mandelker
Yeah.
TJ Raphael
Which is very, like, Southern charm and summer house, you know, where you're always, like, kind of rooting against the men. So I think that it has that, you know, boys will be boys, and boys just can't grow up and commit. It's got that thing going for it. But I don't know. I ended up really loving it, but mostly because of Galena and Steven Sr. Who's just clearly. Even before all this stuff came out or that I knew about this stuff, he's clearly a criminal. And all of this stuff about, oh, we keep calling insurance. We can't call insurance anymore. I'm like, it's total fraud. I mean, it's just like the writing was on the wall, you know? So to watch them kind of get taken down was pretty fun. And they got a lot for a new cast, you know?
Ben Mandelker
Yeah. I think that it'd be interesting to see what Bravo does with it. I almost wonder, are they going to slowly transition the show into more of a brav tone? Because, like, Bravo is more than just, like, showing luxury. There's a certain way that they just present their shows that's almost hard to describe. But, like, you can tell the difference between a show that airs on, like, A and E versus Bravo versus USA versus E. There's, like a. Just, like, a different aesthetic, a different pacing, a different way of doing the editing. And I wonder if they're like, maybe we'll start the first episode a little bit more like USA so that with the old people who are, like, already fans who will be.
TJ Raphael
Be the.
Ben Mandelker
The base of the show won't feel Alienated, but will slowly, tonally change it. It'll be a little bit fit. More like the Bravo vibe. Because that, to me was really the. The issue for me was that just. It had, like. It just felt like a different network on my.
TJ Raphael
Well, because it's Peacock, you know, and. But I think they figured, well, it gets huge ratings on Peacock. And then we still got the straight guy audience with, like, Summer House and Vanderpump Rule, you know, the straighter guy shows. And so they're like, we'll just play the vato audience, you know, So I don't know that they'll Bravo it up. I think it's pretty good as it is, honestly. And look, we're already getting mail like this. We just got this email just came in. Hey, loves. Listen to y' all every day. All I have to say is, Steven Jr. He's such a. I wonder if he realizes how much of an. He acts like. Also on the first episode of the second season, he doesn't even know what certain parts of a tractor are. I couldn't stop laughing. He's not a farm boy. Love. Wow.
Ben Mandelker
Well, people are already feeling things, so I guess there's that. Yeah, we'll see how it goes. Bravo's trying all sorts of new things. They've also got what's it called, Queen's Court that's coming out. That's like. They're doing more dating stuff probably in the wake of Love Hotel, etc. So Bravo is definitely trying to expand its horizons for sure.
TJ Raphael
Yeah. All right, well, we'll see. We will be back. Not with. Not next week with this, but the following week. We'll probably try McBee again, see how it goes. Let us know what you think. Do you even want us to cover it? Tell us what you think, guys. Yeah, we'll listen. And thanks so much. We will talk to you tomorrow.
Ben Mandelker
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Podcast Summary: Watch What Crappens - Episode #2908 "McBee Dynasty S02E01: Big Farma"
Release Date: July 1, 2025
In Episode #2908 of Watch What Crappens, hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam dive deep into the highly anticipated Season 2 premiere of Bravo's "McBee Dynasty," titled "Big Farma." This episode offers a comprehensive analysis of the show's latest developments, character dynamics, and overarching plotlines. Ben and Ronnie provide their signature blend of praise, ridicule, and insightful commentary, ensuring listeners are both entertained and informed about the newest twists in the McBee family saga.
"McBee Dynasty" continues to follow the tumultuous lives of the McBee family as they navigate the challenges of running a sprawling farm empire. Season 2 kicks off with significant shifts in leadership and escalating financial pressures that threaten to dismantle the family's legacy.
Leadership Transition: With the patriarch, Steve McBee, incarcerated for fraudulent insurance claims amounting to $4 million, responsibility shifts to his eldest son, Steve Jr., marking a pivotal moment in the family's dynamics.
Financial Struggles: The McBee family grapples with mounting debts, primarily stemming from overexpansion into the car wash industry—a venture that mirrors Bravo's penchant for high-stakes business endeavors.
Introduction of New Characters: Galena, the formidable Russian executive running their hedge fund, takes center stage. Her complex relationship with Steve Sr. adds layers of intrigue and tension within the family business.
As the new head of the McBee empire, Steve Jr. faces the daunting task of salvaging the family's financial woes. His inexperience juxtaposed with the immense pressure creates a fertile ground for conflict and character development.
Cole remains the black sheep of the family, grappling with his role on the farm and his relationship with his girlfriend, Casey. His struggles with self-confidence and familial expectations are a recurring theme.
Galena's introduction adds a layer of complexity to the narrative. Her professional acumen contrasted with her tumultuous personal life, especially her affair with Steve Sr., paints a picture of a character who is both indispensable and disruptive.
Ben and Ronnie dissect the show's blend of rural business challenges with personal drama, highlighting how "McBee Dynasty" straddles the line between traditional Bravo glamour and gritty reality TV.
The hosts express initial skepticism about the show's fit within the Bravo lineup but acknowledge its potential to carve out its own niche by blending classic reality TV elements with unique storytelling.
Family Tensions: The episode delves into the strained relationships between the McBee siblings, especially focusing on the fallout from Steve Sr.'s actions and how it affects their business operations.
Business Maneuvers: Discussions around the McBee's ill-fated expansion into the car wash industry serve as a cautionary tale about overreaching in business ventures without solid foundations.
Emotional Undercurrents: The personal lives of the McBees, including pregnancies, breakups, and new relationships, add emotional depth to the relentless business pressure they face.
Ben and Ronnie conclude the episode with cautious optimism, intrigued by the show's fresh take on family and business drama. They anticipate that with the right balance of character development and strategic plot progression, "McBee Dynasty" could become a standout series within Bravo's portfolio.
The hosts invite listeners to share their opinions and stay tuned for their continued coverage of "McBee Dynasty," promising more in-depth analysis and commentary in future episodes.
Episode #2908 of Watch What Crappens serves as an engaging and thorough exploration of "McBee Dynasty" Season 2's premiere. Ben and Ronnie's dynamic discussion not only entertains but also provides valuable insights into the mechanics of reality TV storytelling, making it a must-listen for fans of Bravo's diverse programming.
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