Watch What Crappens Podcast Summary
Episode: #2918 RHOM S7E5 Part 2: Too Late to Apologize w/ Diallo Riddle
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Release Date: July 11, 2025
Platform: Wondery
In episode #2918 of "Watch What Crappens," hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam delve into the intricacies of "The Real Housewives of Miami" (RHOM) Season 7, Episode 5 titled Too Late to Apologize. Joined by special guest Diallo Riddle, the trio offers a comprehensive and entertaining analysis of the episode's pivotal moments, character dynamics, and overarching narratives. The discussion is enriched with personal anecdotes, sharp critiques, and insightful observations, making it engaging for both avid fans and newcomers to the franchise.
1. Miniature Golf: A Scene of Reflection and Frustration
The episode begins with Ben and Diallo reminiscing about miniature golf, setting the stage for their discussion on a significant scene at an indoor miniature golf course called Puttery. Here, Kiki, her son Shamar, and his friend Neary navigate the second indoor miniature golf course, highlighting both the fun and the frustrations of the activity.
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Ben (02:01): "I don't feel like there's any good miniature golf courses in Los Angeles."
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Diallo (03:54): "False advertising."
The hosts express their disdain for standardized putt-putt courses lacking genuine interaction and whimsical elements. Ben emphasizes his preference for interactive and creative miniature golf experiences, lamenting the mundane setups that fail to engage players meaningfully.
2. Introducing Massoud and Stephanie: Tensions Rise
Massoud's introduction marks his first significant appearance alongside his wife, Stephanie. The hosts dissect their dynamic, noting Stephanie's assertive "boss baby" persona juxtaposed with Massoud's more subdued demeanor.
- Ben (09:01): "Hello, my name is Masoud. And at one room, that's all I will need to see."
Stephanie's overzealous efforts to showcase Massoud's youthful side, including humorous incidents like Massoud attempting TikTok dances, are critiqued for being forced and out of sync with the show's authentic vibe.
- Diallo (10:57): "I've never owned a turtle. This was very informative to me."
3. The Confrontation: Gertie vs. Julia
A central focus of the episode is the heated confrontation between Gertie and Julia at a restaurant. Ben and Diallo analyze the emotional depth and scripted tensions, questioning the authenticity and motivations behind the characters' actions.
- Ben (20:16): "No, because a villain has to be sort of looking like they're enjoying."
Julia's portrayal as a "nasty villain" is examined, with the hosts debating whether her antagonistic behavior feels genuine or forced for dramatic effect.
- Diallo (22:09): "It's about nuance and feelings, but none of them are speaking their native language."
The discussion extends to the communication barriers between the characters, highlighting moments where language misunderstandings amplify tensions.
- Ben (24:36): "These people are trying to convey all these complex emotions. They don't have the same rules, they don't have the same language."
4. Production Choices and Character Development
Ben and Diallo critique various production elements, such as scene setups, character introductions, and visual aesthetics like mirror quotes designed to reflect narcissistic traits.
- Diallo (35:46): "He's got those three books that therefore, like, he might be treated with some more gravitas for the narcissism stuff."
The hosts express frustration with superficial production choices that undermine the show's authenticity, advocating for more meaningful character development and storylines.
5. Lisa's Entrance and Group Dynamics
Lisa's arrival at the "narcissism party" is dissected, with the hosts highlighting her disruptive entry and the ensuing conflict with Stephanie.
- Ben (47:46): "How do you start off two hours late with someone you don't know?"
Stephanie's confrontation with Lisa is portrayed as a pivotal moment, showcasing Stephanie's loyalty to Larsa and her willingness to challenge disruptive behavior within the group.
- Diallo (56:37): "Like, you just immediately see, like, oh, Stephanie's got. She's got fight."
The interaction underscores the fragile dynamics within the Housewives ensemble, where alliances and antagonisms shape the narrative landscape.
6. Closing Thoughts and Future Speculations
As the episode wraps up, Ben and Diallo reflect on the unresolved tensions and anticipate future developments in the season. They emphasize the need for authentic conflict resolutions and deeper character explorations to maintain viewer engagement.
- Diallo (60:16): "Sounds like an 80s sitcom. Lisa's lot in life."
The hosts express optimism for the show's progression, hoping for more nuanced storylines and character arcs that move beyond superficial drama.
Notable Quotes
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Ben (03:33): "How do you start off two hours late with someone you don't know?"
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Diallo (22:09): "It's about nuance and feelings, but none of them are speaking their native language."
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Ben (24:36): "These people are trying to convey all these complex emotions. They don't have the same rules, they don't have the same language."
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Diallo (35:46): "He's got those three books that therefore, like, he might be treated with some more gravitas for the narcissism stuff."
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Ben (47:46): "How do you start off two hours late with someone you don't know?"
Conclusion
Episode #2918 of "Watch What Crappens" offers a thorough and entertaining recap of RHOM Season 7, Episode 5. Through dynamic discussions and candid critiques, Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam, alongside guest Diallo Riddle, provide valuable insights into the show's narrative and character developments. Their balanced approach, blending humor with thoughtful analysis, makes this summary a must-listen for fans seeking a deeper understanding of their favorite Housewives and the production nuances that shape their stories.
Connect with Hosts and Support the Podcast:
- Patreon: www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, video recaps, and exclusive Discord access.
- Follow Diallo on Instagram: @Diallo
- Check Out Their Shows: Southside and Sherman Showcase with 100% Rotten Tomatoes ratings.
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