#2956 Below Deck S12E10: Stillie the Boulder Holder

Summary

Podcast Summary: Watch What Crappens Episode #2956 – Below Deck S12E10: Stillie the Boulder Holder

Release Date: August 5, 2025
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam | Wondery

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Introduction

In Episode #2956 of Watch What Crappens, hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam delve into the latest episode of Bravo's reality series, Below Deck Season 12, Episode 10 titled "Stillie the Boulder Holder." True to their style, Ben and Ronnie offer a blend of praise, ridicule, and sharp commentary on the show's events, characters, and drama. This episode provides both fans and newcomers with an insightful and entertaining breakdown of the episode's key moments and underlying dynamics.

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Recap of Below Deck S12E10: "Stillie the Boulder Holder"

In this episode, the crew faces internal conflicts and challenging guest interactions that test their professionalism and camaraderie. The focal point revolves around the problematic guest, Drunk Kelly, whose behavior disrupts the harmony onboard. Captain Carrie takes decisive action by removing Kelly from the yacht, a move that sparks mixed reactions among the crew and other guests.

Key Events:

• Removal of Drunk Kelly: Kelly's excessive drunkenness becomes a liability, forcing Captain Carrie to make the tough decision to have her leave the yacht for safety and order.
• Introduction of Barbara: To fill Kelly's role, Barbara steps in, bringing her own set of quirks and style, which soon becomes a point of contention among the crew.
• Guest Dynamics: Additional guests, including Frank and Helen, explore complex relationships and alliances, adding layers of drama and tension.
• Cowboy Theme Dinner: The crew organizes a themed dinner night, aiming to boost morale and provide an enjoyable experience for guests, but execution falls flat amid ongoing tensions.

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Key Discussions and Insights

Departure of Drunk Kelly

Ronnie opens the discussion by recounting a specific scene where Kelly's behavior culminates in her being escorted off the yacht.

Ronnie [07:05]: "Kelly is walking out in her bikini. You know, it's not dripping out of her face... Kelly splats right into the boat. Right on her hoo."

Ben concurs, highlighting the frustration and the necessity of Kelly's removal for the sake of the crew's safety.

Ben [07:26]: "And Kelly splats right into the boat. Right on her hoo."

Replacement by Barbara

Barbara's introduction serves as a replacement for Kelly, but her presence brings its own set of challenges. Her "boobalicious" persona and lack of professionalism irritate some crew members, leading to further discord.

Ronnie [05:56]: "Gotta get my boobs out. I gotta get my boobs out."

Ben [05:44]: "Barbara was replaced in this episode by her insane friend... the one who was, like, my daughter knocked my Louis Vuitton into the toilet."

Interpersonal Drama and Love Triangles

A significant portion of the episode's tension arises from complex relationships among the crew and guests. Kyle’s unrequited feelings and Damo’s defensive behavior towards Kyle's actions create a strained environment.

Ben [14:19]: "He's probably took a goat to prom. He's just one of those guys."

Ronnie [15:20]: "It's like me missing a meal, you know, I have so many meals."

The hosts mock the exaggerated emotional responses, emphasizing the cyclical nature of the crew's conflicts.

Ronnie [30:43]: "Anthony, I'm not discrediting your dyslexia... So you kind of just, like, showed your ass there."

Critique of Character Development

Ben and Ronnie express disappointment over the perceived regression or lack of depth in character portrayals, particularly focusing on Captain Carrie’s handling of situations and Fraser's scripted demeanor.

Ben [18:15]: "I feel like he's trying too hard and he's like a robot. I need, I need a recast."

Ronnie [18:44]: "I just want him to be better."

They highlight how certain characters' actions seem forced or unrealistic, detracting from the show's authenticity.

Humorous Exchanges and Memorable Quotes

Throughout the episode, Ben and Ronnie intersperse their analysis with humorous exchanges and memorable lines, enhancing the entertainment value.

Ben [29:41]: "It's like you just threw a straw hat and yelled at some people."

Ronnie [41:36]: "I detest a lava cake that does not do the lava thing."

These interactions showcase the hosts' chemistry and ability to find humor amidst chaos.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Ronnie [00:00]: "Imagine if Captain Jason got into medicine. That's what those scrubs look like."

• Ben [01:10]: "What's the difference between a house and a home? A home is a cozy place..."

• Ronnie [07:26]: "I'm going to go with you, Kelly, okay?"

• Ben [10:07]: "She's now on the dock lugging her... she's screaming, 'You got me?'"

• Ronnie [15:04]: "There's a certain amount of, like, you know, why don't you be more of an aspirational hookup..."

• Ben [23:02]: "It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial."

• Ronnie [36:34]: "So, Anthony, next up at the rodeo meal, branzino with lemon caper sauce. Also not a rodeo meal."

• Ben [43:55]: "I love her, covered in piss."

• Ronnie [50:18]: "It's therapy, Helen. You can still be a nurse, by the way."

• Ben [58:30]: "He's got his top off, and this chick's nuts."

These quotes encapsulate the hosts' candid and often irreverent takes on the show's events.

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Conclusion and Final Thoughts

In this episode of Watch What Crappens, Ben and Ronnie provide a thorough and entertaining critique of Below Deck S12E10. They dissect the crew's management decisions, guest behaviors, and the ensuing drama with a mix of humor and sharp analysis. Their ability to highlight both the absurdities and genuine tensions aboard the yacht offers listeners a comprehensive overview of the episode, enriched by their unique perspectives and memorable exchanges.

For fans of Below Deck and reality TV aficionados alike, this episode of Watch What Crappens serves as both a reflection and a humorous commentary on the complexities of managing a high-stakes, drama-filled environment like Below Deck. Whether you're deeply invested in the show's latest twists or simply enjoy the behind-the-scenes breakdown, Ben and Ronnie deliver a compelling and engaging summary that captures the essence of the episode.

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Transcript

[Ronnie]

So I went to the dentist last week, Ronnie. While I was there, I noticed that everyone in the office was wearing super clean and crisp scrubs. Like, I mean, really clean. Like, sort of like when a crew meets a new guest on Below Deck down under, you know, and like, Captain Jason's there looking all prim and proper, etc. It's like that. Imagine if Captain Jason got into medicine. That's what those scrubs look like.

[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ronnie]

Hi Ronnie. How are you?

[Ben]

Good. I'm still sty. I'm still burdened with my sin sty. So I've got that today. So I've got glasses on but otherwise good. We just did Jeff Lewis over on Sirius xm. That was a rollicking good time.

[Ronnie]

It was.

[Ben]

Yeah. So just got home from that and what else? You know what? Getting ready to do a little below deck. We had an Amazon Live last night which was super fun. Our next one is going to be Monday, August. What'd I say yesterday? What's four?

[Ronnie]

I will tell you 18th.

[Ben]

So it'll be Monday, August 18th at 4pm over on Amazon Live. You can always get the links day of on our Instagram. Um, so that was great. Also, next week will be Crappy Hour. This coming Monday will be Crappy Hour. So that's super fun. If you want these recaps on videos instead of just audio, get them. Okay. Go over to Patreon Crappin's Patreon is where you get Crappens on Demand episodes and our bonus episodes. Also, this is Dwell hello week over on Wondery Plus. So if you like house Hunters recaps, we've got a killer one coming for you about a cougar in Sacramento moving in with a very young man. Very young, poorly coiffed male.

[Ronnie]

A very young but extremely articulate and precocious 22 year old with a lot of insights and definitely understands how to do things, like, I don't know, opening up medicine cabinets.

[Ben]

Guys, I don't know a lot, but I know this. That guy's going places. And we're going to talk about it on this MMA fighter. We're going to talk about it on this week's Dwell. Hello. All right, so let's get into her. How'd you feel about below Dick being.

[Ronnie]

I felt good about it. It was, you know, another episode. How did you feel?

[Ben]

I was sad. They got rid of drunk Kelly. We needed Kelly for this episode. Although Kelly was replaced in this episode by her insane friend. Not Helen. Barbara was it. What was her.

[Ronnie]

What was Helen? Helen was.

[Ben]

Helen's. The primary. So the one who was, like, all boobalicious. Yeah, that's what we do. That's what we do. Okay.

[Ronnie]

Gotta get my boobs out. I gotta get my boobs out. You know, I don't remember the. There's another lady there who I loved, and she was the one who's like, my daughter knocked my Louis Vuitton into the. Into the toilet. And I said, you know what? When I die, you're waiting for a bag. That's the one you're gonna get.

[Ben]

I love her covered in piss.

[Ronnie]

Y' all gonna get the piss bag because you knocked it over. You gotta pay attention when you're around. My exp.

[Ben]

Knocked it into the toilet. I think I get them confused. Do they look exactly the same?

[Ronnie]

They do, they do. They both have, like, black, long black hair. They both. They went in hard for the Kardashian look a few years ago, and they're still in it. And one has bigger lips than the other, but one has bigger boobs than the other. So one's boobs, one's lips.

[Ben]

Okay, well, you know, God bless them. God bless.

[Ronnie]

Yeah.

[Ben]

So here we go. Carrie is kicking Kelly off the drunk Kelly. So he's like, someone needs to go with Kelly, take her ashore. And I was like, I'll go with her as long as I could come back. All I ask is that I get to come back on the ship. Please let me come back on the ship.

[Ronnie]

All right. And Kelly's like, where's my bag? You Democrats take my bag again. They're like, you know, this is the same thing. Liberals taking bags. That's what they do all the time.

[Ben]

Yeah. Democrat, My bag. Kamala. Kamala. Kamala. Terrorists probably took my bag somewhere. I'm not standing for this.

[Ronnie]

All right, all right, Kelly.

[Ben]

All right.

[Ronnie]

I'm going to go with you, Kelly, okay? It's on your shoulder. The bag's on your shoulder, Kelly, okay, I'm going to go with you.

[Ben]

And Kelly is walking out in her bikini. You know, it's not dripping out of her face. And Barbara's like, oh, my God, she's going without trousers. I think she needs. She needs. She needs a short. She needs a short. Please, somebody help her. And sure enough, Kelly splats right into. Into the boat. Right on her. Right on her hoo. Ha. Bone.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. And she keeps saying, I just want to go on the banana boat. I mean, that's small. That's all I wanted to do. I mean, so, like, why suddenly you can't.

[Ben]

What.

[Ronnie]

This is America. We're allowed to go on a banana or boat if we want to go on a banana or boat. He's a. He's a. He's a.

[Ben]

This is America. I can't go on a banana boat. Become a banana republic. You're a captain. So she's screaming at the cap from the little boat, and then even when they get her ashore, they sew her on the shore like pussy. Goddamn pussy is what he is.

[Ronnie]

Do we ever find out. Was there any. Did any articles come out saying what happened to Kelly after this, after this, that. This incident? Did she get arrested in St. Martin?

[Ben]

She's in some French prison making cheese.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, that's what they do there. That's where 95% of Brie actually comes from. French prisoners. It's their license plate.

[Ben]

They make cheese license plat.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, yeah. Literally, like, if you go to France, they don't have license plates. They just have wheels of Brie with numbers scratched into them. That's a. Maintain a very cold temperature in that country.

[Ben]

So Carrie's like, all right, she's gone ashore and she'll be fine. So we're gonna pick up the primary tomorrow. Thank you for everyone's help. Thank you. Thank you for all the hiding you did and not dealing with Kelly. I appreciate it. Thank you for no one helping me keep the door closed. Dima's like, I did. I helped. All right, you did.

[Ronnie]

Thank you.

[Ben]

You helped me in prison. A Republican. Thank you. Thank you for. Thank you for your service.

[Ronnie]

You know, it went from 0 to 1000 in a moment. I mean, well, maybe. Maybe several moments, you know, when. Let me rephrase that. It went from zero to a thousand after the 15th drink that we served her. And I've never seen someone. All right, all right, Kelly, you're off the boat. You can go to jail. You can go to jails, a Dutch jail and a French jail.

[Ben]

Because you can say, matt, you cheese. Fuck you, Will of cheese. All right.

[Ronnie]

She got. She got more and more aggressive. She was as scary as that bridge that we're about to crash into 15 more times this season.

[Ben]

You still hear her.

[Ronnie]

She's.

[Ben]

She's now on the dock lugging her. Lugging her luggage, screaming, you got me? She's like, wait. Put everyone's safety at risk. It had to be John, and that's me. Life sometimes is not an adventure. So he got rid of her. And then we go to Brian. He's like, I'm so sorry that you had to deal with that crap, Captain. That is some. That girl is trash.

[Ronnie]

Okay, well, you know, it's all in a day's work, mate. No big deal over here.

[Ben]

Just put a big. Someone put a big pause on fun. That's what happened. Big paws on fun night. Thanks a lot, Kelly, you trashy slut.

[Ronnie]

Well, don't you worry, because you've got the rest of your charter to enjoy yourselves. So get to it.

[Ben]

And then Rainbow, you know, a lot of people stick up for Rainbow in the comments. I don't think Rainbow's an evil person, but I do see why so many people get annoyed with Rainbow because she just has this way of talking to people. So she goes up to Barbara, who's working. You know, she's like, barbara, are you good with staying on service? Are you good with that? It's just such an intense, faky niceness that just rubs people the wrong way. You know me. Yeah, it rose me the wrong way. Barbara's like, yes, I'm fine. Please, please don't talk to me while I roll towel. This towel I'm rolling has more personality than you. Please. Peace.

[Ronnie]

Barbara's like, I don't know if you saw, but this is my sad episode, so I should not be talking to many people. Okay, so Frank. Frank is the. I think he's Helen's husband. And he's missing some jewelry. And Barbara's like, oh, really? It was. It was with you, the big. And Fraser's like, frankie, I found something for you. And they. I guess they find this necklace.

[Ben]

It was in his shirt the whole time he was wearing it. Fraser just like, reaches down. He's like, either this is an enormous hard nipple or it's your jewelry. He's like, ah, you got it, kid. You got it. This kid's got it. He keeps doing that. He's doing like a little. Yeah.

[Ronnie]

To be honest, at this stage, my excitement for this charter has completely gone out the window. I'm gonna start calling it My Boyfriend. We're going to try and put everything we've just gone through behind us and bring the fun and joy back to the strip. Because when people see me, Fraser, they think, fun and joy. He's the man who'll bring it. So there might be a slight amount of hope that this will increase our tip. The hope is the very, very small. Much like the love I had for my boyfriend.

[Ben]

So now Kyle is talking about how he's usually the drunk one. He's like, is that what I look like?

[Ronnie]

Fuck.

[Ben]

Is that what I look like when I'm all drunk? Jesus. That's the kind of tantrum I have. You know, the deckhand gets my girl. Fucking mate gets my girl. You know, just all the tantrums and Jess, who stole his girl, and Damo, who stole his girl, try to comfort him, but it's not really working.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, I, I'm going to need Kyle to like, wrap up his moping because I really, I. I don't know if I have the bandwidth to take on someone feeling so sad about a hookup. Like, you guys weren't even together. You guys had like, you made out in a hot tub. Like, let's not act like this is a 10 year romance that came to a conclusion. This is not Kramer versus Kramer. This is just, it's just so lame. So I just don't want to see any more of it.

[Ben]

Also, it's, it's Kyle who has no standards. So Kyle will like fuck a doorknob, you know, he doesn't care. Yeah, like he will fuck a, you know, squirrel on this. Like he doesn't care. He's just one of those. He's probably took a goat to prom. He's just one of those guys. As we learn later in the episode, he will fuck anything. He doesn't have any standards, so I don't know, I can't really listen to him, like, cry like it's the great love of his life, you know, you could literally just walk down the street and pick anyone and it would be fine for you. So just be quiet. It's like me missing a meal, you know, I have so many meals. Like, it's okay, it's okay. No one wants to hear me complain about missing one tuna sandwich.

[Ronnie]

There are other fish in the sea and we all know Kyle will actually make out with the fish. So like, let's just, let's just like nip this in the bud. Okay. Also, maybe, like, I don't know, maybe Kyle could, like, be less of, like, a dirtbag. Like, we all like Kyle, but he's also like, are people genuinely excited to bring Kyle around to be like, hey, look at this guy I'm dating is this guy. And it winds up being Kyle. Like, maybe there's a reason why people maybe visit with the lips and then move on because it's. Oh, did they have sex? They had sex. Didn't they.

[Ben]

Just cuddled and kissed? Or when they have sex. No, I think you're right. Maybe they did have sex. Either way, it's just kind of like having sex. I'm not keeping count.

[Ronnie]

I just feel like Kyle, there's a certain amount of, like, you know, why don't you be more of an aspirational hookup for someone rather than the. Rather than the Roy Rogers they visit on the way to another city road trip.

[Ben]

The Roy Rogers.

[Ronnie]

It's a mixed metaphor. Okay, I'm mixing a lot of metaphors here, but I think we all get what I'm trying to say. Okay?

[Ben]

Okay. Well, yeah, that guy's. I don't feel bad for him either, but I do. I mean, I do kind of like him, but. Shut up.

[Ronnie]

So I like him, but I'm. Yeah, I like him, but. Shut up. It's over. We don't want to deal with it anymore on the show.

[Ben]

Yeah. So Celine is like, oh, maybe I could think baby Blake. You know, I never think baby Blake. Yeah, maybe I could think baby Blake. Yeah, she's just, like, kind of looking out over the swim platform, and she's waving at Jess. And Jess is like, not Jess. Rainbow's like, oh, hi, babe. When you're done out here, do you mind just checking day heads and then helping Barbara with service? She goes, okay, I do the heads now. Which becomes a huge problem for Rainbow later.

[Ronnie]

Absolutely. So then the guests are talking, and, you know, they're talking to Barbara at the bar, and they're just, like, talking about just, you know, Kelly being a total disaster and everything. And so Brian is like, well, that's Frankie's girl. That's not my girl. And Frank is like, I mean, do you. What? You think I date girls like that? And he's like, well, absolutely not. It's like, I mean, years ago. I mean, I'm not with her anymore. It's like he's. Brand's like, nah, dude, I don't date train wrecks. Sorry.

[Ben]

I love. Like, you think I date girls like that. Have you seen Helen she's the epitome of class. Look at her out there.

[Ronnie]

So people are getting ready for dinner.

[Ben]

Burping out Wayne Newton songs on the, on the deck.

[Ronnie]

Then, you know, when you go to St. Martin, you go there for one thing, which is to have a cowboy party. I mean, when you think of the Caribbean, what do you think about horses, lassos, cowboys, mob.

[Ben]

Mob wives, ladies in, you know, frills. So Fraser is announcing to everybody that they've all got cowboy outfits. And he's like, oh, God, this is a crop top. What man is going to put on the crop top? So Celine. They're going over picnics and stuff and. No, they're going over the outfits. And Celine's like, well, look, this dress looks like picnic table. I'm not picnic table. Why look like picnic table? You know, not.

[Ronnie]

And you know, Damo actually is embracing the crop top life. Etc, and then Hugo's putting out whatever. They're just putting on these costumes and making jokes. And then Fraser's like, tonight's theme is cowboy night. I went to a rodeo once. It was basically cows, fat men, and barbecues. And that's when I learned how to crack a whip. So, yeah, I don't know. Fraser's sort of annoying me.

[Ben]

I feel like he's not fun. His interviews are so funny and he's just, he's trying too hard and he's like a robot. I need, I need a recast.

[Ronnie]

I, I agree. I, I never. I like, I, I love that there is a gay man as a, as a chief Stew, but I feel like his little interview quips feel either rehearsed or scripted. And the way he sort of like leans in when he says them, I don't know, they're like, they're giving me grown more than anything else. I just, I just want him to be better.

[Ben]

And also, that's really not what a rodeo is, sir. So be quiet.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, don't crack a weapon.

[Ben]

Don't make me stand up for rodeos. That's how lame you are. You're making me stand up for rodeos right now. Okay? Rodeos are more than cows and fat people and barbecue. So Celine is like, there's also cow poop smell.

[Ronnie]

There's clowns. There's clowns. Okay.

[Ben]

So Fraser is, you know, being hilarious and Celine is like, oh, no, this is not cowboy. I look like prostitute cowboy. And it's like, your tits, your tits are unprofessional. Look at those things. And she's like, I'm the cow who give milk to Cowboy.

[Ronnie]

So Damo says, there's only three things that are important to me, and that's my. Oh. He goes, there's only three things that are important to me, and that's my God, my truck and my lady.

[Ben]

In that order.

[Ronnie]

He does it in. In, like, a Southern accent, which is so everyone, that's. Congratulations. That's what we are exporting to the world. This is. He's like, I'm going to say something that's typically American. I was like, that's, I guess, us.

[Ben]

God, guns. My baby. So Jess is trying to be nice to Barbara, but Barbara's just ignoring her. It's like, Barbara and I, you know, we have my personal stuff here, but, you know, you don't need to wash it, Barbara. So I'll just take it out of my cabin. If you don't want to wash it, you don't have to. And Barbara's like, ignore, ignore. Talk to the curly hair. Talk to the curly hair. I have nothing to say to you.

[Ronnie]

The bangs are closed. So Jess is like, you can hear a fucking feather drop right now. It's so awkward between Barbara and I. And Barbara's like, it's not nice. You know? Like, we don't joke with feelings. Like, we don't joke with people, period. Don't involve people in your shit. And Jas is like, I don't know. It's so weird. I come from a family. Oh, wait, hold on, Instagram wall. I come from a family that, like, we don't give a shit. We don't speak about our feelings, but we do speak, and you know what I mean? Like, even if we're upset with one another, we just kind of get on with it. I'm like, but you're not making out with your family. You're not fucking your family. At least I don't think maybe you are. No.

[Ben]

You never know.

[Ronnie]

I know.

[Ben]

So Barbara's over it. She's like, whatever, I'm done with her. So then Anthony's making dinner, which really isn't that important to say, except, guys, I really love slow motion onions being chopped. It's just so sexy.

[Ronnie]

Ugh. The way they decide to use a depth of field on those close ups of him chopping really elevates the whole show.

[Ben]

And they really add in that sound effect of the onion being chopped slowly. It's like.

[Ronnie]

You know what's actually funny is that, like, whenever. Whenever they do that, whenever they do this, like, slow motion onion being chopped, it just kind of looks like the promo that plays on, like, a TV screen in a hotel room. When you check in, they're like. And downstairs, eat at Del Frisco Monaco, our award winning steakhouse. They always show like a slow motion chef and then like a fire raging. That's just what they're doing on this show.

[Ben]

The best chicken nugget and the best western this side of the Mississippi.

[Ronnie]

And then it cuts to some ladies with martinis. And then if you want an adventurous night out, go to Blondies, our martini bar located on our rooftop, which is recently exterminated. All the pigeons.

[Ben]

Yeah, it's all classy. And then you go down to the pool and it's like. What do you mean? Need a bathroom? Just pass in the pool. Donnie, just piss in the pool. We don't have time for this. Like, wait a minute, where's Damani's Steakhouse?

[Ronnie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ben]

People changing their diapers on a pool chair.

[Ronnie]

Unfortunately, our kitchen is closed. But it's 8:30. Yeah, yeah, it's closed.

[Ben]

Oh, yeah, that rooftop bar, we've been remodeling that for about a year. Oh, you're staying on the 10th floor? Yeah, you'll be hearing that.

[Ronnie]

Unfortunately, we discovered a whole bunch of raw asbestos, really, all over that rooftop. So we're just gonna leave this card.

[Ben]

On the door if you don't want us to clean your room because, you know, we're trying to conserve water. Oh, really? Really? Change my fucking sheets. How about that fucking best. What is this, the best Western or the mediocre Western?

[Ronnie]

Well, unfortunately, our best western sign did burn down, so if you. We do apologize for the inconvenience. Oh, and another thing is, we recently learned that the club next door is undergoing endless construction, but not during operating hours. So that means there'll be construction during the day and at night, the club music will happen all night. Okay, here's some tiny. We've given you some tiny earplugs and a white noise machine that's supposed to do something.

[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

So. And she's a, but you'll never find the guests here. She's like, no, I was taking towel in the laundry. She's like, okay, but you need to go to work. Otherwise I'm going to get you in trouble. Oh, what? What is your trouble? Papa hits me. Oh, because I'm an oh. It wasn't very nice, you know, because she didn't like that we kissed and I said I liked her. But then five minutes later, I'm with you, and then I'm in bed with you. So now Celine's like, wait, so you like Barbara? What the hell?

[Ben]

Which she already knows. I love that she's acting like she has no idea. Like, she didn't just sit there and watch with a little dirty look on her. Fair and upset look on her face last week when at the pool when she was canoodling with Barbara and talking to her, then kissing her and stuff like that, which is why she ended up making her move later and boning her. So we all know your move, Selene. Okay, so Celine's like, well, you can like Barbara, too. What do I care about? You can, like, Bubble too. I don't care. So. Well, obviously she's not the type of person to, you know, go for somebody, but then that person is going for somebody else after they say they like you. So just. Oh, but what is your situation with me? You call me situation. Why you call me situation? I want to understand. And she's like, well, it wasn't right. I hurt her feelings, you know, and now she won't speak to me, and I everything up. Oh, no, what have I done?

[Ronnie]

Oh, but I really do not know about the situation. Like, you like Barbara. Now I know, like, you can go back to sleeping in your own bed. I do not want to be a situation. Celine, you literally, like, you were. You were born a situation. Okay? Like, why is Elaine shocked that she's a situation? She's made out with the entire boat and the entire island practically at this point. And I'm not even slut shaming. I say go for it, but then don't be surprised. Surprised when people are like, yeah, I'm in a weird situation where I'm hooking up with this person who's fun to hook up with. Like, you know, like, don't be surprised that you're a situation.

[Ben]

But it's the attention she needs the attention from every single living person around her, you know? And then the second they give her enough and she's hooked them, then she dumps them, like, kind of still, you know? And then she needs attention, so she'll start fucking around in front of Stilly to kind of, like, lead him on. And then, I don't know, she. And then. But the thing that surprised me is that she got upset and she's like, well, I don't know how it's possible. They just like someone else, you know, if she decided to stop with me, I feel like a fail. Voila. I just don't know. She hurt me. Did she hurt me. She hurt me. I don't know. And she's crying like, what the fuck? You're the biggest gamer here. I can't. But she's like, I didn't hook one. You know, I failed. If you don't know, that says it all. I failed. Like, she likes someone else.

[Ronnie]

I'm a failure.

[Ben]

I'm getting kicked off Love island all over again.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, if you don't know if you've been hurt, chances are you probably have not been hurt. So they. They. They anchor, and they're gonna start plating. And Anthony is saying, after the villa, easy, fresh start. Because I see now I feel really better, you know, now I can cook hot dogs alone and not be mad about it. I'm just so happy. What I love, I do every day. Like, oh, can we have Instagram more, please? I'm going to have personal moment. Okay, there it is. And here we go. Cooking is my purpose, for sure, because I have very bad dyslexia, so I almost got kicked out of school. But, like, I can't focus on one thing. The one thing I'm focused on is when I cook. So I feel like Kono school saved my life from dyslexia. And every time I cook for people, I'm wondering, am I cooking for people or am I cooking people? Dyslexia? I just don't feel like it's a job. It's a passion. The way they're tying this in, it is nice.

[Ben]

It is nice. Yet did you mean passion? Dyslexic, Please. I'm trying not to break down right now. Okay, Smart.

[Ronnie]

The way they are, like, tenuously drawing this together. Like, oh, I feel so much better after I talked with Fraser, because I was. I am dyslexic, and I had a hard time in school. And cooking saved my life because I had a hard time, and I found something where dyslexia was not going to interfere. And so it's happy. I'm happy now that everything is okay, because now I can go back to the thing that I love. I mean, come on. This is too much.

[Ben]

It's like you just threw a straw hat and yelled at some people. You don't need a full dyslexia monologue.

[Ronnie]

Okay? We don't need to hear, like, the. Yeah, we don't need to hear, like, the fine subtext about how dyslexia informed your tantrum right now. Like, it's fine. You're dyslexic. It's okay. Like, it's. We'll Move on.

[Ben]

This isn't your defense for the death penalty, you know, he's like, oh, but my childhood, it was so hard. And then I found culinary school, which saved me. Saved me from reading, you know, listen, it's a parking ticket. You can just pay the fine and go home.

[Ronnie]

Anthony, I'm not discrediting your dyslexia, you know, like, that's a real thing. But we all know if you're a real chef, culinary school cooking would have saved you from drugs and living on the street, not dyslexia. So you kind of just, like, showed your ass there. Okay? Be more hardcore.

[Ben]

So Rainbow's like, fraser, can I please see you? It's about Solene. Because today I was cleaning and doing and, you know, cleaning up deck. And she was just standing there doing nothing on the app deck, just staring off. And I was like, hey, babe, mind checking the day hands? And he's like. And what did she say? What was her response? She said, hold on. Okay, sure.

[Ronnie]

Well, I guess that's a better response than we've had in the past. I'm just gonna keep a closer eye on her. Without actually reprimanding her or telling her she has to do her job better or tell her to respect you, I'll just say that I'm gonna keep a closer eye on her so that way you get out of my personal space and I can go back to doing things like coming up with my next quip for my interview.

[Ben]

Have you ever been to a rodeo? What are they like exactly? What do they do there? Something about fat men. I just want to say, fat men. What else happens there?

[Ronnie]

Are there actually roads in a rodeo or does it happen in a different sort of space?

[Ben]

So Rainbow really thinks she did something there. She's like, since the villa, the dynamic between Barbara, Solene and I has not changed. And it's the point where everybody's on the outs and it's, like, sad, but it is refreshing to be like, okay, guys, we're all, like, outside now. We all get it, right? We all get it. You saw somebody standing there, you asked them to do work. They said, okay, move along now, ma'.

[Ronnie]

Am.

[Ben]

I don't know.

[Ronnie]

You don't understand.

[Ben]

You're getting.

[Ronnie]

This is very liberating for her. She's like, wait, we are finally at a place where we all are not getting along. Which makes me feel most at home because this is how it was before we went to the island in the middle of a lake in Holland where we all fought.

[Ben]

Yeah, she's happiest when nobody's getting along. Like, it's not just her that people don't like, it's everybody.

[Ronnie]

That's the environment she knows best. So Frey's just like, yeah, we're gonna do cabin. So everyone's changing for the cowboy cowboy dinner. And they're saying how they really just don't want one guy. Richard's like, well, I didn't even want Kelly to come on this trip. And. Yeah. And they're like, yeah, I don't want him either. And they're like, it's bumped. They're bummed because Helen basically has to spend the night. You know, she has to spend. Could you think of something more, more insulting and terrible than having to spend the night on a beautiful Caribbean island alone instead of being on a Y.

[Ben]

Well, with Kelly, though, that's the problem. Yeah, like she has to keep that wreck going. So Brian calls Helen. She's like, hey, it's me, Helen. I just want a promise, a promise I could return. And he's like, what's up? You know what? This is stupid. And it's not your fault. It's not anyone else's fault but that trash Kelly. You tell your crazy ass white trash friend she doesn't need. She needs to go home. And you got to come back here and enjoy your friends because one thing we are not going to have on this boat up is Kelly. And you better tell her that Brian's really. Brian's really ready to go.

[Ronnie]

He's on one. Yeah, he really is. So now they're gonna do this cowboy thing. And it's time for dinner. They all are gathering. Anthony serves a bouillabaisse, which is just what they would eat on the frontier.

[Ben]

Super rodeo.

[Ronnie]

Super rodeo. When I think rodeo, I'm like, get me that bouillabaiss. Could we have some muscles maybe. Maybe a delicate, I don't know, vichysois.

[Ben]

So someone asked Frank if he's got a girlfriend. He's like, it's a long story, papow. Brad's like, well, you're allergic to girlfriends because they break out and cuss, right? Am I right? Like Helen. And someone's like, God, it's just not the same without Helen, is it? God, we miss Helen. Like, we're down to Frank's mistresses. Like, that's what we're talking about now. Come on.

[Ronnie]

She's. She's missing this cowboy bully base. Such a. Such a travesty. So Barbara is talking, sits down with Solene, and she's like, let me ask you something. Is everything okay between us? And she's like, yep. Because I really feel like you're a bit upset about this. And she's like, well, I really like her. Of course, as you could tell by the fact that I started making out with other people. And just today just. She just told me, like, I like Barbara. And I was feeling bad about that.

[Ben]

And she's like, well, we. We just made out, you know, at the carnival, because that's what you do. But it was just one little kiss, you know? And I don't think she put me in a nice situation, but it's not fair. And, you know, I'm just. Everything's my fault. And I just want to explain to you because I just want to be friends with you. So they make up, basically. And Barbara's like, yeah, I just. I just want to explain. And she's like, oh, thank you, Barbara. At least you explain. You explain. Now I understand. She goes, okay. Oh, my God, there's lipstick in the toilet. Where's this woman putting her mouth?

[Ronnie]

You see that?

[Ben]

There is lipstick, like, marks on the rim of the toilet. Like she was.

[Ronnie]

Yes.

[Ben]

Making out with the toilet lid. What the hell?

[Ronnie]

There's also, like, lipstick, like, under the sofa. I think that she, like, sat on her lipstick and it got, like, on her thigh or her leg, and then. Then it just smeared on everything she sat on. Because what? Aggressive lady upwards. I know. Disgusting. I mean, I'm. I. I would. I would be mortified if I were her. But we all know she's not mortified. She's actually probably so proud. She's like, look at me. Look at that. Look at that being hilarious. So, yeah, so she's got. She got it everywhere.

[Ben]

So, Anthony, next up at the rodeo meal, branzino with lemon caper sauce. Also not a rodeo meal.

[Ronnie]

Excuse me. Are they just pulling out the entire Wyatt Earp menu? I mean, come on. The authenticity is this so Yellowstone Cookbook. Wait a second. Are we in St. Martin or we in Tombstone? Because last time I checked, this is full on cowboy food.

[Ben]

Well, what are we in St. John Wayne?

[Ronnie]

What are we in St. Martin? Scorsese directing a genre picture about the cowboys. It was a little bit of a stretch, I get it. But I was just trying to. Yes, yes. Anding the film. Situation.

[Ben]

Situation. So Jennifer is like, oh, wow. Very nice. Might be the best branzino I ever tasted. As we talked about. Ben, you made a branzino last night. Do you think you were inspired by this show?

[Ronnie]

God, I hope not. I. But maybe I Was maybe it, like, infected my brain. All I know is that yesterday it was such a beautiful day here in Los Angeles, and I have been wanting to eat healthier, so I'm trying to eat more fish, and I just decided I wanted to make a whole fish. So I went all the way over to the fish market, which meant I had to go to the Grove, which is. I mean, this is dedication. But also, there's, like, three.

[Ben]

I was wondering where you got a branzino. I was like, I don't think you got that at Ralph's.

[Ronnie]

No, Because Los Angeles, despite being our coastal city, has all of about, like, the three fish markets at this entire metropolis. There's, like, one in Glendale. There's, like, one in Santa Monica, and then there's a fish counter.

[Ben]

There's one downtown, right?

[Ronnie]

Oh, yeah, there's that, too.

[Ben]

You don't want to go down, man.

[Ronnie]

Right? Am I. Am I right?

[Ben]

Republicans, Disgusting.

[Ronnie]

I mean, Democrats thing. Sorry. I got. I got drunk with my party affiliation for Kelly. So I had to go to the fish counter at the farmer's market in the Grove because there was, like, a Monsieur Marseille, and they have a fish counter. So I went. You know, I'm not gonna lie to you, Ronnie. I was originally gonna go for red snaps, but I decided to do branzino instead of small. It was cute. It was about a pound. I said, let's do it. Let's get this branzino going. So I grilled her up, and I deboned it, and it was delicious. But guess what? You never really can debone a branzino because there are bones on bones on bones. It's like this cast. Lots of boning.

[Ben]

Why are there so many bones in a branzino? Listen, I started eating branzino because of below deck, because of Captain Sandy was always talking about branzino. Or at least we were always talking about branzino. As Captain Sandy.

[Ronnie]

I think he actually only said it once. But it's fine. We. We ran with it.

[Ben]

Yeah. But, you know, I've ordered it a few times when I'm out, and they have it, and every single time, there's a million bones in this thing. I don't care if they say they fillet it for me. They do all the stuff, and they're still full of bones. I don't get that fish. I don't get why it's so popular. I need less bones.

[Ronnie]

Bones. I know. I mean, it was delicious, and it was so fun to cook, and it, like, cooked perfectly. It was like, you know, I've never grilled a whole fish before. And I was like, next thing you know, internal bleeding. I mean, here. Maybe that's why I'm so tired today, because I'm like slowly leaching blood into my stomach. But, like, you know, I thought like, for sure it was gonna be drama. I was like, this fish is. This is my first time grilling fish. It's gonna stick to the grates. We all know what's gonna happen. It didn't stick. It flipped over. It looked beautiful. Beautiful. And it tasted lovely too, but. And I followed. I mean, I. When I tell you, because you know me, I watched so many deboning videos and I watched all the technique. I did it. I was so fastidious. I did everything. I pulled out the fish head, the spine came out, everything. Still fucking bones in that thing. Like big bones, not just like little pin bones. You know why? You know why? You know why? This is the problem. Those branzinos are too small. I never realized how small branzinos are. They're too small. You need a fish that has more meat bone ratio. That's why.

[Ben]

I don't know. But I've never understood that fish. Okay, something else not understood this time by the chef. What? Lava cake is so a dairy free lava cake comes out. Which they're natural lava. They're naturally dairy free. But I think you meant the ice cream. And anyway, they cut into it. No lava came out. Okay, There was no lava. That was a Coke.

[Ronnie]

That's actually a big pet peeve of mine.

[Ben]

Let's. You can't eat lava cake when there's no lava in there. It's like calling it a volcano when it's spouting out licorice. No, it needs to spout out lava.

[Ronnie]

I do believe that in like a whimsical setting, like Candyland of a licorice volcano does qualify as a dangerous. Like, that's.

[Ben]

People would lose their eyes. Burned to death. But we did get poked a lot by flying sticky things smell weird.

[Ronnie]

I detest a lava cake that does not do the lava thing. Because then what's even the point? Then you're just having like a generic piece of chocolate cake that tastes nice, but there's like no point in it. Like, it's like the most generic cake you could get. But if it's lava, like, when the lava comes out, it's special and delicious and gooey and like. Yeah, that should have been clocked.

[Ben]

You know who's really perfect? It was clocked by me. You know who's really perfected the lava cake. Domino's. Domino's pizza? Really?

[Ronnie]

Yes. There's probably fake, right?

[Ben]

I'm sure it tastes like chemicals. It's like. Yeah, it's like chemical lava cake, but.

[Ronnie]

It'S probably like a corn syrup on the inside. Yeah, well, good for them.

[Ben]

Hey, listen, a lot of things use corn syrup. I'm learning that because I'm on a pastry tour on YouTube right now learning about pop tarts. And so that has led me to look at pie crust videos, which has led me to look at pie videos because I'm like, well, I could be a pie person. I could be like that lady from Waitress, the film, you know, or just like make pies. That could be my thing.

[Ronnie]

Or a waitress in general.

[Ben]

Waitress.

[Ronnie]

That's what.

[Ben]

That's what it is. Yeah. And maybe I'll be a pie person. You know, I'm searching for my new identity because I'm going through my midlife crisis and corn syrup is in everything. I'm telling you. They put it in. In all these. These girls have no shame. On the YouTube, they're like, man, then you put corn syrup and that's how you make a limit. That's the only way to make a lemon meringue. So deal with it. Or cornstarch.

[Ronnie]

Sort of funny, corn starch.

[Ben]

But they do use a lot of corn syrup too.

[Ronnie]

It is kind of funny because I'm sort of in a. In a semi pious stage. I recently made some pie dough and like, pie dough is, like, hard for me. And I got a new cookbook called Fat and Flour and. And there's like a technique called, like the cold butter technique or whatever that I tried out. And it's good. The problem with pies, I find, is that I actually don't like a lot of pies because a lot of them are like fairies, you know, so it's like I could like. I love an apple pie. I like like a lemon pie. I'm not like a cream pie pie.

[Ben]

Banana pie, chocolate pie, pecan pie.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, those are fun.

[Ben]

That's a lot of corn syrup. And the.

[Ronnie]

Well, I love a pecan pie. Yeah, love a pecan pie. I just feel like, in terms of like the fruity pies, which is what it feels like also a nickname that I have for myself. But I think that, like, in terms of fruity pies. Hey, fruity pie. It's the summer, so it feels like you should have like some sort of like fresh fruity pie. But, like, I don't like a lot of fruity Pies. And it's like really sad for me. Gotta figure it out.

[Ben]

Well, speaking of lava cake, Jennifer says something that I really felt to my soul. She's like, the best part of my day is when I take my bra off. Looks like you're a girl with you letting them let him hang out.

[Ronnie]

Me too. Yeah, let him flap in the wind there. Okay, I'm with.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

So Rainbow is like, it's late now. It's 1:30 in the morning, 1:13 in the morning. Rainbow is tells Solene that she's gonna send her to bed. She goes, it's not real. Not. And slingers. Oh, that is very nice. She goes, not really. It's just kind of my job to tell you that. No, no, no. But I'm not saying that you are nice. I say it is nice to go to bed in general.

[Ben]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. Go to bed. She calls her. She walks off. It's like, okay, now you're just looking for stuff because she's not even being mean to you. This whole episode you're just. You're the one like running around tattletailing and now calling her a bitch. She didn't even do anything thing. I mean, there's other episodes she has, but Celine's just on a war path now. And I kind of like. I mean, not Elaine Rainbow.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, I like that. Personally, I like it. Like, who? Like these people are not. They're not doing their work. They don't like you. Stop trying to be friends with them. You don't have to be friends with them. Just drop all the pretenses and just be your natural self.

[Ben]

Well, that's what she's doing. That's for Darn. Darn.

[Ronnie]

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[Ben]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ronnie]

I'll do anything. Do you get the feeling that Helen always says that anytime she answers the phone or calls someone, hi, this is Helen. Even though we're now in an age where we always see who's calling, she's like, hi, this is Helen. It's like, yes, we know Helen. It says your name on the phone. We have cell phones now.

[Ben]

So he shoots her a water taxi and then he announces to the crew that she's coming back in 45. Well, we're waiting for the primary to come back, everybody. And Anthony's like, oh, well then for maybe for lunch, I will make it simple because tonight is 8 crores you know, that's is very lot. That is very lot for me. He's like, just make sure they're going to be full, please, please.

[Ronnie]

Now if Anthony makes him an eight course meal that's like t bone steaks and like onion rings and like roast chicken and things like that, I'll be like, okay. There really is something to his dyslexia. Oh, no. I did the wrong one on the wrong night. Then it would make sense why it was what the food was the night before.

[Ben]

I am serving you nutshell fish. That was the gay charter three charters ago. It's like, oh, it is not dyslexia. I cannot read catalog. I cannot read calendar. So I'm sorry, it's calendar. It's calendar based dyslexia.

[Ronnie]

So Merry Christmas.

[Ben]

Merry Christmas, everybody. No, wrong, wrong.

[Ronnie]

He's just blaming everything on dyslexia. It doesn't even matter. It's like that has nothing to do with dyslexia. Probably calendar based dyslexia. You just didn't turn the page on your calendar. Oh.

[Ben]

It is odds. I turned the page backwards. I turned the page backwards. Very, very jumbled.

[Ronnie]

You know, she always says, if I could turn back time, all she has to do is turn the calendar page a different direction. It works every time.

[Ben]

Guys, look who's back. It's Helen. So she hugs her husband and she's like, that was so bad. You know what I think of in my second life? I'm going to become a nurse. And he's like, no, you're a therapist. You know what? I'm already a therapist. I mean, come on, what am I, a therapist? What do you think lingerie sales is? It's therapy.

[Ronnie]

It's therapy, Helen. You can still be a nurse, by the way. She's like, you know what? If I ever die and come back to this earth in a mortal coil, I'll be a nurse. Then I'm like, you could do it. You could do it now, Helen. It's not too late.

[Ben]

Paint yourself, paint your life. Just change it up.

[Ronnie]

It's not like in another life I'll come back and be like. Like an elite athlete where your window has closed. Like the nursing thing. Do it, Helen. You can come in to see patients. Be like, hello, I'm Helen. I'm your nurse.

[Ben]

I'm Helen, bleeding out your asshole. I think what you need is a decent bra at bedtime. Okay, I've got a doctor. I've got a couple of models coming in here to show you what you could be, doctor.

[Ronnie]

We got another branzino bleeder in here. Okay, Guess what. You've heard of a. You've heard of a. You've heard of a hospital gown. Guess what? But I invented hospital lingerie. Put it on. You'll feel great.

[Ben]

The doctor's like, scalpel. Scalpel, please. God damn it, Helen. This is a thong. Listen, it's precision. That's what this requires. Was this heart surgery? That's what this requires.

[Ronnie]

Trust me. Trust me. Before you open up this body, she's going to want to have some panties on. Give it to her.

[Ben]

No one wants to bleed to death in pajamas.

[Ronnie]

All right, listen, it'll just make her look more shapely if you put the wonder bra on her, okay. Before you go into her appendectomy.

[Ben]

So she comes up to Carrie, and she's like, captain, that was exhausting. And let me tell you, are you directed by Spike Lee? Because you do the right thing every single time. Thank you. And Carrie's like, is she doing all right? I think she's going to. To therapy after this. No joke. No joke. The woman is. Is going to be therapized.

[Ronnie]

Oh, I just got a video from Kelly. She's drinking a martini, and she's saying, this is my therapy. Okay, I didn't get the joke. Apparently, I didn't realize she was joking.

[Ben]

So now Kyle calls one of his friends, and he's like, how are you going, lad? And we're just here. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm still kind of over it. You know, I'm gutted. I'm gutted by the whole thing. I'm a bit hurt. You know what I'm saying, don't you? It's just killing me. I couldn't get out of bed this morning. I just need a few days to be like, oh, you're a suck, and then get over it.

[Ronnie]

I've just been a foul mood, but whatever, you know, the winds. The winds well and truly knocked out of my sails, which everyone wants to hear from someone working on a boat. So Lynn's definitely playing the field, which is fair. But maybe I'm a little jealous. Maybe. But I was definitely catching feelings for this girl. And now I looked like a mog. Literally. I've got a handle stuck onto my head. I don't know how that happened. Drunk accident. Anyway, I look like a mug and a puppy. And, you know, I'm not the best version of myself right now, which is sad, because if the other version you've seen of me is my best version, well, just think about that. But anyway, Stefanie fucking Spoon, big time.

[Ben]

And now this guy is also doing a defense the whole time. But it's a pre defense because he already knows at this point, probably that he fucks Barbara or whoever. He doesn't he end up fucking Helen or somebody, not Barbara.

[Ronnie]

Why do I keep saying Helen?

[Ben]

They're making it looks like he. They're making it look like he goes and fucks Helen. So I don't know yet. I don't know. But it sounds like he's already making a defense. Like, I'm just so broken up after what the lane did to me. Look what I've become. Look what I just become.

[Ronnie]

Yes. He just had to. He had to go towards the one person who made him feel attractive. Whole guy.

[Ben]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I finally veiled a dragon to do somebody. It's like themselves.

[Ronnie]

The Valley defenses.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

So now it's the second day of the charter. It's the morning. The guests are gonna sit down for breakfast. And Helen's like, hi, I'm Helen. It's Helen. Anyway, I'm leaving. I'm in the same swimwear as yesterday, because that's how quickly I left the boat. It was an emergency. I'm wearing the same exact swimwear. Oh, I guess it's not even the next day. It is the next day, but it's not the next day after the next day. Okay. I'm still on the same bottom. It's the next day from yesterday.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

Yeah.

[Ben]

And so she's wearing the same thing. And so someone's like, well, you sure have a nice booty, Helen. She goes, oh, yeah, that's right. Bought and paid for. Bought and paid for.

[Ronnie]

So the guest is like, wow, this food. He prepared this perfectly. I mean, I never thought I would love a tomahawk steak in the morning, but, you know, it tastes wonderful.

[Ben]

You think he's single, this captain? You think he's single? I want him. I want him. Bring him home to me. I think it's pretty hot. Gary's like, ah, here you ladies. And I'm not single. I've got a very feisty Turkish missus. You don't want to get in. You don't want to get in a ring with that looks cute, but she'll take you out, trust me.

[Ronnie]

That's. That's why I've been working on my Turkish duolingo. So in case you're wondering.

[Ben]

I'll have.

[Ronnie]

Some peter, please, for breakfast. That's what they do in Turkey here. What was the thing that we'd always say last season, when he was always practicing Turkish, he'd be like, it would just.

[Ben]

Everybody's partying, and then it would just cut to him and he'd be like, mahaba, Mahaba, mahaba. Nazi lanis. Nazi lanis. Nazi lanis.

[Ronnie]

Turkish delight.

[Ben]

Am I right?

[Ronnie]

All right, that rhymed.

[Ben]

Listen, my wife didn't want me to go out again, but I told her, honey, I've gotta go because I'm a man. A man who loves Makera.

[Ronnie]

Oh, yes, I love an accidental rhyme. I love when. When I get to say that rhymed. Or in Turkish, as they say, bu cafielli. Bu cafielli. That rhymed in Turkish, ironically doesn't rhyme.

[Ben]

Okay, so there were just two words for adventure. I had to get him in there because it was time to flex. Flex my muscles. So Barbara is talking to Celine and she's getting annoyed because Elaine, you know, she does suck at her job. And so they're. Barbara's like, oh, we have to do these things, you know, she goes, what is turning up? She's like, turn up. You know, it is to make sure they change everything. But while they are out and she's. Ah, wait, so guests are for us? She goes, no, for the guests. Why? Why would it be for us? Everything is for the guests. Okay, what? You. You want turn up in your own room? The. Your room is not turning up enough. Your room has turned up enough. Okay, we need less turn up in your room.

[Ronnie]

Personally, I don't even eat turn up. So then they find a beach for a little beach picnic. The guests head out there and everything, and Fraser welcomes them. And it's like, beach fun times and stuff. And Helen's like, is this a nude beach? Where's Fraser? Fraser, I don't like tan lines. Okay, you know what? As someone who has a lingerie company, you know what I love to do? Not wear it. Okay? Ugh. Who wants to wear. Who wants to wear lingerie? Am I right?

[Ben]

I don't want that lights phrase. So I gotta take off my top. I'm like, please don't. You know, and this is the problem with nude beaches. Everybody thinks like, oh, you know, you go to the nude beach and everyone is like, everyone's gonna be so hot. That was my first thought. Like, if I go to nude beach, I'm gonna feel so insecure because I'm always so insecure about my body. And everyone's gonna be all hot and naked and stuff. And then you get there and no one's hot and Naked. And I'm like, wait, these. These are all people I don't want to see naked.

[Ronnie]

Like, where HBO's real sex.

[Ben]

Yeah. Like, I'm gonna be naked at the beach and put myself through this trauma. I should at least be able to see hot people. I'm not saying I am one. I know I'm not. But at least I can have the view of it. It. But no, it's. It's the Helens. It's the Helens and the Franks of the world that are at the nude beach.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. It's unfortunate.

[Ben]

It's a shame. That's why I'm taking a burkini and I'm going to a holiday in. No, a Best Western pool. I've already decided.

[Ronnie]

Oh, we're terribly sorry, but the best. The pool's closed for renovations. Sorry. So. So Helen's like, ugh. Ugh. Oh, my God, the water. I need Kyle. Kyle, you're my floating raft. Kyle, just hold me. Hold me, because you're my raft. All right, here we are, Kyle. So she's just, like, topless and in Kyle's arms, and he's loving it.

[Ben]

He's.

[Ronnie]

I mean, she. He's basically. Helen's basically being held up by Kyle's boner at this point. And, you know, her husband's just sitting there. Frank is like, I don't care, because he's. He's been down. It's not his first time at the rodeo callback, because this probably happens every time there's a vacation. He doesn't care. I feel like the staff is more scandalized than he is. This is. He's like, oh, it's Helen being Helen. What can I say?

[Ben]

Say, my first time at the rodeo, I got a brancino on my pocket. Yeah. But he's used to it. I think they're probably swinging or something, because he's like, well, whatever. And they're playing this really dramatic music, like. And Kyle's kind of carrying this naked lady through the water. And everybody seems like they're chill and having fun, but the music's like.

[Ronnie]

Like, the music is so extra right now. And deo's like, she's got her top off, and this chick's nuts. I've got no idea what's going on in that guy's head. Vibes are weird. I'm like. I think he's just. She's like, she wants Kyle. He's whing himself out as per the duties of a staff member on a yacht. Yeah.

[Ben]

And Kyle's like, listen, my hands were about to hold the rate. And Helen's like, this is better than a pool float. Float. It's better than a pool float. You're doing a great job, Stilly. How come they call him Stilly? I've never really understood that.

[Ronnie]

Term for Scottish Stilly, I think. Oh, his last name is Stilly. Oh, it is Kyle Stilly.

[Ben]

Oh, well, there you go.

[Ronnie]

I think.

[Ben]

Yeah, Kyle Stilly. I just looked him up, and he's got a lot of veins. In his first picture, he's very veiny in his face. Is he hot? Is he in the steam room? What's happening to Kyle in this picture? I have to look now. It's his Instagram. Let me see. Stilly visit. Ask a question. Why am I signed out of Instagram? Okay, here it is. Yeah, he looks terrifying in this picture. Let me see. What does it say? Somewhere in the world. That's what I am. That's all it says. Somewhere in the world. I have to say, never gone hashtag model.

[Ronnie]

Never gone.

[Ben]

Hashtag model.

[Ronnie]

Stilly is having the time of his life. He's loving this because, you know, he's going through a lot right now with Solane, so to be able to have a fresh body in his arms is very meaningful to him. And, you know, he says, no requests too large, so to speak. You know, bear on the boat. So Helen's like, oh, God, St. David. I'm totally doing St. David again. This is great. Oh, wow. So then, meanwhile, calls her brother to complain about the situation. Oh, no. I can't believe you said that word. Ben Mandel.

[Ben]

Care.

[Ronnie]

I'm very close to my brother. Like, when we are together, we're, like, best friends. And, like, we do the bad stuff together, like, make out with each other and stuff. But, like, when I have to jump from the window to escape to go see my boyfriend, like, don't tell Mom. Like, we share the secrets together. And I've never been with a woman, so it's a little surprise for me. But how could you try to build something with me in the meantime, like, a new one?

[Ben]

The producer's like, you remember making out with Scotty or Stilly the other day? She like, oh, no, it's not the same. Bubble is my best friend. Bubble's my roommate, so I need to protect myself. The first rule is, don't get hurt. Well, that's your problem. No, do. Do not harm others.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, either.

[Ben]

Yeah, the kind of doctor are you gonna be first? Don't. Don't get hurt. No. Do not cause no harm. Do no harm.

[Ronnie]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Do no harm first.

[Ronnie]

Do no harm.

[Ben]

If I was ahead of the Dr. Community, I would say we need to change our saying because we're constantly doing harm whether we mean to or not. Like, not everybody can be saved. And I think it's just, it's just self defeating to say do no harm. Okay, we're gonna get sued. So let's just change it it to lava cake. Should be lava in the middle. Okay, everybody now go forward, pass it on.

[Ronnie]

That's right. I would say no harm, no charm, right? So Helen is like, they, they sit down for lunch and Helen is like, okay. Oh my God, this food. I'm just gonna worship you right now. This is amazing. Jen, Jen, just have a drink, okay? Don't let a zempic dictate your life. Okay? Have fun somewhere. Amira from Next Gen New York City is like, that is like the most biggest breach of etiquette I've ever heard. Talking about someone else's Ozempa.

[Ben]

Bitch food shamed me. The bitch food, she fat shamed me. Wow. So Jennifer is, now they're ready to go back in the water and Helen's like, I'm not getting back in there without Stilly. I'm doing it. I need stilly. I need my raft. So Fraser is like, stilly, there's a request to have you in the water. The primary. Do it. And he's like, oh, I can get fine. I can get back in that water. Okay. Well, I'd like it to be known that Fraser knew what was going on. He knew that he was carrying this naked lady around. He never said, have some boundaries. Don't forget your boundaries. He just said, go back into the water with that lecherous woman.

[Ronnie]

So that's right.

[Ben]

When he gets in trouble next week, just remember who's throwing him, tossing him in that bus. Bus water just threw me into the bus water.

[Ronnie]

Big bus water. Big, big bus water. So Anthony's back on the boat. Carrie's checking in about dinner. And Carrie's basically like, can you make sure it's not a three hour meal? Because they're all wasted. I don't want to sit there for three hours. And then Richard's pass out on the beach and which is one of the guests. And Helen and Kyle are getting handsy again. And Rainbow's like, I'm just like, what am I living in a twilight zone? Like, her husband's 20 meters away. Just, you see Frank, he's like, you know, just wants a beer. He doesn't care.

[Ben]

The more you do, the Less I have to do. Got it, kid.

[Ronnie]

So then Fraser calls Carrie to pick them up. And Barbara, Barbara is like telling Celine, you should do the, the, the welcome drinks and everything. And so then they're approaching and Barbara's like, Celine, Barbara Solene. Barbara. Like, come on, come to the bar now.

[Ben]

Now.

[Ronnie]

Come to the bar now. And Barbara's like, no. Yes. Oh, you could what? Okay, but I have to put away vacuum in good place. Like you cannot yell at me, okay? I mean, you cannot call me situation because I'm putting vacuum in closet.

[Ben]

So Barbara's getting pissed and she takes both trays out by herself. And it's like, where were you? It's like, I'm here, I'm here. Why you scream at me? Please come down with me. You do not have to talk like this with me. Speak proper. Speak proper.

[Ronnie]

No, they are here, they're here. Celine, they are here. You come on. You have to be here quickly. Okay, then stay here, okay? If you don't want to be here, then stay here. Okay? Celine.

[Ben]

Yeah, she's like, okay, well where are the drinks? And you don't have to scream at me like that. Blah, blah, I'm coming. I'm not chilling.

[Ronnie]

But you're not here. I cannot, I'm not supposed to drinks. Like I had one tray at a time. Otherwise things fall and they follow you clean up. It actually makes more of a mess. The longer I wait for you, the more of a mess. I mean, if you don't do your vacuuming earlier, do it later. But you don't. But if I need you now, I need you now. Okay?

[Ben]

I need you now.

[Ronnie]

I need to know why you're not here. You should be here.

[Ben]

They are here. I told you they were here. So they start passing out drinks and Barbara is going to kill her. So Jennifer is like, captain, I want to know where to send my application and this is the life for me. And he's like, oh, you like working 18, 20 hours a day just talking to your kid when he's learning to drive?

[Ronnie]

Drive.

[Ben]

Do you know how hard it is trying to teach a 15 year old how to drive on FaceTime? God, that's not easy.

[Ronnie]

It's not easy at all. But what I will say is, oh.

[Ben]

You'Re looking at Turkish.

[Ronnie]

It's worth it.

[Ben]

That was a long phrase you typed in. You're like.

[Ronnie]

What are you talking about? Typing. That was the sound of my brain churning as I remember the Turkish I've been learning.

[Ben]

This is spinning beach ball as you.

[Ronnie]

Were getting beach ball, spinning beach ball. Or as they say in Turkey, dona and plaj turpu.

[Ben]

So Damo is like, so, hey, what's going on, Rainbow? Did you get kicked off the boat? Now you're back. What's going on? And she's like, well, I was borderline. Whether I could come or not. I mean, we've got tensions on the boat, in the interior. I just work so hard, you know, I just work so hard. I work so hard. It stresses me out. And I think there's something going on with Jess. Like a little love triangle. Oh, God, I don't know. Everybody hates each other. Isn't it great?

[Ronnie]

Rainbow, the. The observation powerhouse that is Rainbow. I think there's a love triangle going on. Really? I didn't notice that at all.

[Ben]

Figuring it out, really. Nobody talks to Rainbow. It's so sad.

[Ronnie]

She really is not aware. So then Jess goes talk to Barbara. She's like, are you okay? So I was like, mm. Are you sure? I heard you on the radio. Hello? Do you hear me? Is it me you're looking for? Answer me. Please answer me. And Barbara's like.

[Ben]

She ignores her and, like, scrolls very slowly on her phone. I like when people do the slow scroll on the phone. Like, I'm not even scrolling quickly. I'm just very, very slowly ignoring you. Enjoy.

[Ronnie]

I have so much time in the world that I can scroll slowly. And I'm still with all that time not taking any of it to talk to you. That's what I'm doing right now.

[Ben]

So just as a whole, oh, this is all my fault. I've done horrible things. This is me suffering the consequences of my actions. So I guess I would have to suffer. So then just is like, so did you hear Barbara on the radio with Soso? And Hugo is like, oh, she's getting fucking bitched at hard dude. I was like, who's Hugo? He's the new guy. She's getting fucking bitched at hard dude. It's, like, bad. It's bad.

[Ronnie]

It's bad. He's bad. He's from New York. So Jess is like, I think she's awesome. Like, I really do dig her. But people are complaining about the work ethic. Like, it's not the first time I've heard it. He's like, yeah, well, you might as well get it in soon, because I don't know. I don't know what you guys call it, but you might as well get it in soon. What do you. So what do you lesbians do? What's the version of lesbians getting in soon. Might as well get them touching soon. Might as well get the legs wrapped around the leg. Might as well scissors soon. Am I getting close? Tell me.

[Ben]

She's like, oh, well, I did sleep alone last night. Barbara wants nothing to do with me. She made me. She made that very clear. And he's like, ah, because you smell like so. So that's why you understand that, right? Oh, my own consequences.

[Ronnie]

Instagram wall. Hugo says, well, this love triangle between Jess, Elaine and Barbara is just. It's just too messy. She doesn't know what she wants. But the problem is people are going to be jealous and people are going to pretend to be angry at each other. And you have to be an adult. You can't pretend that we're in this bubble. You can just freely keep eating, getting with people. It's just not. It's just. Just not going to affect anything. I mean, we live, we eat, we sleep, we shit in the same place. It reminds me when I was a kid, I once ate a candy bar. There. There was my personal information. Moving on.

[Ben]

I did it because my dad tortured me. There. There's a parental story. We can move on. So some of the guys, Barbara and Helen, or a couple of those, are just, like, conked out on the couch in the most uninterest, like, in the way that you just don't want to be caught by cameras. She's, like, just, like, there with her bikini. Like, she's all hanging out everywhere, and she's. They're, like, breathing with their mouth open.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. It's, like, mortifying. And then, like, one of their friends. I don't like, their friend who came up and, like, was trying to wake them up. I'm like, let them be passed out. Like, hello. Are you guys passed out? Hello. Hello. I'm like, get out of there. Let them.

[Ben]

Yeah, you want to drop. You want a margarita or something? What do you want? So then, let's see. They wake up. Helen wakes up and she's like, I want to pack my suitcase. Kyle, could you come with me? And he's like, oh, you can take me with you. She goes, yeah, you're. You're coming in it. And she's like, I'm taking you home. That was just so good, Kyle, what you did for me. That was so good. You do a good job, Kyle.

[Ronnie]

You do a good job, Demo. Meanwhile, I was talking to Hugo, and he's like, oh. He's like, celie had a hard shift. And Hugo's like, why? It's like there was some wordplay. In there, but that you didn't pick up on. But anyway, Primary took a liking to him, used him as a flotation device in the water while she was toppling. And he had an erection, an enormous boner erection. He's not following, Hugo. So then Fraser is working with Anthony to figure out what the meal is for the evening. And Anthony is like saying how the meal is going to last. It's going to take three hours and we've got. And. But now he's got to do this three hour meal in just one hour because Carrie told him to.

[Ben]

Do you think that Damo is kind of acting weird with Kyle? Do you think, like, Kyle being hurt that Damo is making out with his girl made Damo go on the defensive? Because what does Damo care that he was carrying that lady in the water? It seems weird that Damo's making this big a video out of it over and over. And now going to their boss and making a big deal out of it and kind of tattletailing on him in a very casual way. I didn't really expect that behavior from him. You know, they was doing the thing, we're doing the best thing. But it seems like weird best friend behavior.

[Ronnie]

Damo's doing that thing where he did the shitty thing and kind of canceled. Despite saying that he's in a selfish space in his life and this is just what he's gonna do. He kind of can't like, actually sit with it and be okay with it. So he's gonna have to start creating a narrative that Kyle is like the crazy, unprofessional, unreasonable one. Because, like, when he went to Kyle to kind of like, apologize, even though Kyle was like, it's all good, he could tell Kyle was mad. And so Dammo, I don't think is comfortable with having people mad at him. So he has to sort of of start turning it on the other person. So that way Damo doesn't feel bad.

[Ben]

Yeah, that makes sense. Because he's being fishy. That is not like, I'm not saying Kyle's being professional. I mean, of course, if it was. If it was anybody else being like, well, that is unprofessional. I don't, you know, blah, blah, blah. I would get it. But like, you're supposed to be best friends and also you're the one making out with everybody. Like, trying to be like the most sexually free. Like, you're the male Celine on this boat. So it's like for you to be throwing stones feels a little weird. Especially to the boss. I don't know. Shady. Shady behavior. Highlights.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. So now Damo is talking to Jess about how he has to wash his sheets. And Jess is like, I haven't washed my sheets. Only done it one time. But I've also been sleeping in other people's beds.

[Ben]

He's only washed his sheets one time, too. This whole charter. That is nasty. Don't they have some kind of, like, standard where you have to wash your sheets? That's nasty.

[Ronnie]

If only they had some people on board who had some sort of expertise with washing sheets.

[Ben]

If only we had some maids on this board. Come on.

[Ronnie]

So then. So then Jess is telling us more. She goes, this whole situation. Sorry. I had to say the words. It's making me really nervous. It reminds me of high school, and it didn't end so well. I was in a group of three girls, and there was one girl that I was having a thing with, but it's because the other girl who I. Other girl who I actually liked. So what I'm trying to say to you all, America, I've been playing games for many, many years. Yeah.

[Ben]

I was gonna say, like, wow, thanks for the story to illustrate how you never learn fucking anything. You're doing exactly the same thing you did in high school. You're like, it reminds me. Reminds me of high school when I was bullied. But you're like the bully. You know, it's like, oh, God, I've just. I've just run someone over in a crosswalk. It reminds me of high school when I pushed that child out of his chair. Ah.

[Ronnie]

It reminded me of high school when I first became a garbage person. And, you know, I didn't like. You know, she didn't like me back. And I tried to make her jealous, and I decided not to go for the person that I actually liked. And then the other girl, me over and I don't know. It's a. Up with me and up relationships with girls. I'm really good at it, apparently. I'm like, I know what. What's up with you? You're terrible.

[Ben]

Yeah. You're an. That's what's wrong.

[Ronnie]

Yeah.

[Ben]

And you're the one. Everybody over in these relationships. They're not you over. And you are crying.

[Ronnie]

You were in an insincere. You led someone on insincerely because you were using them in a game to. To ar arouse the attention of someone else in a triangle, you idiot.

[Ben]

Yeah. So Damo is talking about how rainbows. Is he saying rainbow's been coming onto him pretty strong. And she's like, oh, my God, Damo, no. You've been flirting with this girl all season. So don't make it seem now like, oh, my God. I don't know where Rainbow's coming from. I guess Rainbow's into me. Come on, sir. Both of you. It's like both the boys talking each other through something. It's like two dumb. Two dumb boys standing around telling each other exactly. Exactly.

[Ronnie]

Well, tonight is an eight course meal with a tasting menu. And it's where you can judge if a chef is good or not. Because you want to come up with a story for the table. And that's the most important period. So the first course to the last course, you have to make up a story. You know, it's not just you throw over. But I feel like it's too much in my head every day. But now I'm a new man and I'm telling myself, I'm a winner. I'm a winner. I'm a winner. I'm a renew. Oh, did that one wrong. And I got this. I got this. I.

[Ben]

This got. Yeah, I like that. He's trying to get all like, I'm a bitchy chef now. Like, he's trying to change his character in the. In the middle of the season. And I'm just not buying it. Like, Fraser comes in, he's like, how's dinner coming? He's like, please, Fraser, I don't want anyone in here. This is not summer camp. This is summer camp where people come in kitchen. What kind of summer camp are you in? Where it's just everybody in the kitchen.

[Ronnie]

Kitchen summer camp. We all know kitchen summer camp. You don't have that in America. So Damo is saying how Frank is the best guest they've had all season. He's like. He's like, yeah, there's a few mob vibes, but, you know, they look like they spent a couple of days down by the pizzeria swapping stores about the old days, about how Frankie Two Fingers got his name, etc. I'm like, I just. I just love now when Damo dips into American culture. First he had the cowboy thing and now he's like, Frankie Two Fingers. I'm waiting to see what's next. He do like a Woody Allen impersonation next.

[Ben]

So Hugo's like, oh, wait, captain's going to be at the table. He's like, yes. So if we can pick up any advanced problems we're going to have, that would be great. Like, if you have no Idea. The attention to detail we do to service with him.

[Ronnie]

Him.

[Ben]

It is insane what we do for the captain. You do not. What are you talking about? You sit his ass down and serve him the same old hot dogs everyone else gets.

[Ronnie]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to your evening of lingerie and lights. Here to join you, wearing his most formal teddy, it's Captain Carrie. Please, Captain Cary, come join.

[Ben]

And Anthony is like, well, the plan is ours, but it is most important. Captain is coming, and it is scary for me, but he's so important to me. I want to make sure this is right, you know? So I'm so nervous. So Carrie comes in, and meanwhile, Jess is having dinner. Solene is having dinner in the crew mess. And Jess is like, what happened with you and Barbara today? Because I heard her a couple of times call you. She's like, oh, no. She asked me, celine, come down now. And I said, don't speak to me like that. You know, no worries. It's not about you, Jess. And she's like, but I care about if you keep your job or not.

[Ronnie]

Because guess what? Production just told me we're starting a new storyline that you're about to get fired. And she's like, well, you know what? Stop to care about that. Anything. Stop to. Stop to say you care. Stop to say you care. She's like, why? What's wrong with caring about that? I'm telling you now, you need to be really careful. I don't want you to get off this boat, but I do want to get you off on this boat, if you know what I'm saying.

[Ben]

It's like, you know, maybe I prefer when we don't talk. And so she's like, oh, she just gives me off vibes, you know? Now she's very distant. I don't, like. I don't find people who aren't driven attractive. Oh, really? Okay, so now you're gonna come up with a way that this is your choice. Come on.

[Ronnie]

Yes. Yes. She's gonna. That's exactly what this is. Now she's gonna make it seem like Solene isn't serious. She goes, I don't know. Something's changing of me. Too much trauma that you caused. I feel like I'm losing my head on this boat. Barbara is super real. Exactly. What you see is what you get. Like, she speaks her feelings. And I just. I do have regrets. I feel like I'm going in circles, like Barbara's banglets. It's just hard, you know? It's hard.

[Ben]

Yeah. It's not hard, but she's up at every turn on this.

[Ronnie]

On this one, she really is. That's the end of the episode, though. That's the big cliffhanger, which is what will happen next week. Will Jess and Celine still have terse conversations? I guess.

[Ben]

Next week on people you don't care are each other.

[Ronnie]

It's a good rebrand. Thanks, everyone for being here. It's a delight.

[Ben]

Fun times. Fun times, everybody. Good talking to you. We will talk to you next time. Love you guys.

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