Watch What Crappens: Episode #2960 – RHOM S7E9 Part 1: Preppy Le Pieu
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Release Date: August 7, 2025
Podcast: Wondery
Episode Description: In this episode, Ben and Ronnie dive deep into the latest happenings in "The Real Housewives of Miami" Season 7, Episode 9, titled "Preppy Le Pieu." They dissect the drama, financial upheavals, and lavish lifestyles portrayed on the show, all while delivering their signature blend of humor and sharp commentary.
1. Introduction and Initial Discussion
Timestamp: [03:23] – [04:09]
Ben and Ronnie kick off the episode with their usual camaraderie, briefly touching on personal updates before diving into the main topic. Ben jokes about his recent eyelid surgery, setting a lighthearted tone for the episode.
Ben Mandelker:
"I'm sick of wearing the glasses." [03:49]
Ronnie Karam:
"Look at those eyelids." [03:45]
2. Stephanie Branj’s Financial Turmoil
Timestamp: [04:55] – [07:35]
The hosts shift focus to Stephanie Branj from "The Real Housewives of Miami," discussing her recent financial issues.
Ben Mandelker:
"I found Stephanie Shoji and her husband Massoud were forced to sell their 12,000 square foot home after failing to repay an $8 million mortgage loan on time." [06:31]
Ben highlights the severity of Stephanie and Massoud's financial predicament, emphasizing the rapid foreclosure process.
Ronnie Karam:
"We can sense financial issues a mile away when someone comes in looking like a minion in Chanel." [07:56]
Ronnie comments on the portrayal of wealth in the show, noting how extravagant displays often mask underlying financial struggles.
3. The Dog Drama: Basquiat’s Antics
Timestamp: [07:35] – [20:44]
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to exploring Adriana’s dog, Basquiat, whose behavior becomes a focal point of humor and critique.
Ben Mandelker:
"She's taking her dog to a place for dogs to mate. What an odd business." [10:21]
Ben humorously critiques the scene where Adriana brings her dog to a "doge" facility, mistaking it for a dog grooming place, only to discover it's a breeding center.
Ronnie Karam:
"I'm still trying to look up the dog's name. It's driving me absolutely bonkers." [15:39]
Ronnie expresses frustration over not being able to remember or find Basquiat’s name, adding to the comedic element of their discussion.
Ben Mandelker:
"Basquiat’s favorite type are human legs. And we see a montage of Basquiat humping so many legs. It is so funny because it's this super floofy dog humping everyone’s legs." [10:52]
The hosts find the dog's overly affectionate and inappropriate behavior both hilarious and a bit absurd, using it as a metaphor for the excesses depicted in the show.
4. Marisol and Julia’s Friendship Struggles
Timestamp: [25:16] – [38:58]
Ben and Ronnie delve into the turbulent friendship between Marisol and Julia, highlighting key moments and conflicts.
Ben Mandelker:
"They're on opposite planets. What's happened with you? She's offended." [25:16]
Ben explains the growing rift between Marisol and Julia, attributing it to misunderstandings and lack of communication.
Ronnie Karam:
"I think everybody needs some therapy in this group." [30:17]
Ronnie suggests that the constant drama among the cast members might benefit from professional intervention, hinting at deeper emotional issues driving the conflicts.
Ben Mandelker:
"This is why we want to organize a trip to get away from Todd." [33:13]
The idea of a getaway trip to Seville emerges as a potential solution for easing tensions, though it’s met with skepticism regarding its effectiveness.
5. Character Dynamics and Upcoming Events
Timestamp: [38:58] – [57:04]
The discussion shifts to the interactions between other cast members, including Massoud and Stephanie’s awkward meetings with Martina and the general social dynamics at play.
Ronnie Karam:
"Massoud is trying so hard to look young, but it doesn't work." [38:58]
Ronnie critiques Massoud’s attempts to appear youthful, highlighting the age-related insecurities and societal pressures faced by the cast.
Ben Mandelker:
"Martina isn’t even performatively humble at all. It’s so funny because she’s accomplished a lot. There’s no rule she has to be humble." [39:45]
Ben points out Martina’s genuine demeanor, contrasting her with other cast members’ sometimes superficial behaviors.
Ronnie Karam:
"Martina is such a tennis diva. She won’t deal with anyone below a certain level." [46:17]
The hosts analyze Martina’s competitive nature and how it affects her relationships within the group, particularly her interactions with younger or less accomplished members.
6. Thematic Analysis: Wealth, Friendship, and Drama
Timestamp: [07:35] – [57:04]
Throughout the episode, Ben and Ronnie weave themes of wealth disparity, the fragility of friendships, and the constant undercurrent of drama that fuels "The Real Housewives" series.
Ronnie Karam:
"People wind up hiding food from their smart dogs. That’s not an asset to me." [13:50]
Using the metaphor of overcomplicated pet ownership, Ronnie draws parallels to the complicated relationships and hidden issues among the housewives.
Ben Mandelker:
"I don’t want my animals to be on the dumb side. I want them to be low energy." [14:05]
Ben extends the metaphor, suggesting a preference for simplicity and low drama, contrasting sharply with the show's portrayal of high-octane interactions.
7. Conclusion and Teasers for Part 2
Timestamp: [58:13] – [58:29]
As the episode wraps up, Ben and Ronnie tease the continuation of their discussion in Part 2, encouraging listeners to stay tuned for more insights and laughs.
Ben Mandelker:
"Congratulations, you've reached the end of part one of a two-part recap for part two. Go look for the recap that says part two. See you over there, suckers." [58:13]
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
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Ben Mandelker:
"I found Stephanie Shoji and her husband Massoud were forced to sell their 12,000 square foot home after failing to repay an $8 million mortgage loan on time." [06:31] -
Ronnie Karam:
"We can sense financial issues a mile away when someone comes in looking like a minion in Chanel." [07:56] -
Ben Mandelker:
"Basquiat’s favorite type are human legs. And we see a montage of Basquiat humping so many legs. It is so funny because it's this super floofy dog humping everyone’s legs." [10:52] -
Ronnie Karam:
"I think everybody needs some therapy in this group." [30:17] -
Ben Mandelker:
"Martina isn’t even performatively humble at all. It’s so funny because she’s accomplished a lot. There’s no rule she has to be humble." [39:45]
Final Thoughts
In Episode #2960 of "Watch What Crappens," Ben and Ronnie offer a comprehensive and humorous analysis of the latest "Real Housewives of Miami" episode. Through their sharp observations and witty banter, they uncover the intricate web of relationships, financial strains, and personal dramas that make the show a captivating spectacle. Listeners are left eagerly anticipating Part 2, where the duo promises to delve even deeper into the unfolding drama.
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