Watch What Crappens: Episode #2963 Crappy Hour 8-11-25: Dorit Writes, Heather Reads, Gretchen Flails
On August 12, 2025, Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam dive deep into the latest happenings in the Bravo universe and beyond in episode #2963 of Watch What Crappens. Titled "Crappy Hour 8-11-25: Dorit Writes, Heather Reads, Gretchen Flails," this episode is a whirlwind of drama, gossip, and candid commentary that Bravo enthusiasts won't want to miss.
1. The Fallout of Tonya Haddix from Chimp Crazy
The episode kicks off with Ben expressing his distress over the recent news about Tonya Haddix, the star of HBO's Chimp Crazy. Ben shares, “[04:00]...I had some terrible news this week having to do with Tonya Haddix from Chimp Crazy. She is going to jail for loving chimps.”
Ronnie adds her perspective, highlighting the absurdity of Tonya's actions: “[04:10]...if you can't abduct a chimp and hide it from the authorities and lie in a courtroom, what can you do, right?”
The hosts lament the consequences Tonya faces, emphasizing their unwavering support. Ben passionately states, “[05:30]...They don't give anybody else that disrespect. They let Karen go to prison looking decent. I think every...”
2. Larsa Pippen's Viral Photo and Public Reaction
Transitioning to a hot topic, Ben and Ronnie dissect the viral photo of Larsa Pippen that has sparked widespread discussion. Ronnie initiates the conversation, “[07:07]...a picture of Larsa looking puffed up. Everyone's like, what did you do to your face?”
Ben humorously chides the scrutiny Larsa faces: “[08:51]...she's like the Miss Potato Head of our time.”
They play clips from Larsa’s response video, where she addresses the rumors about her facial procedures. Despite some skepticism, the hosts defend Larsa's right to her appearance, with Ben noting, “[10:07]...I can't believe I'm doing this today. I've been very upset.”
Ronnie further critiques the public's obsession with Larsa’s looks, stating, “[09:19]...this woman’s crafting is her face.”
3. Kenley Collins' Allegations Against Andy Cohen
One of the most intense segments revolves around former Project Runway contestant Kenley Collins and her serious accusations against Andy Cohen. Ben summarizes the situation: “[15:22]...Kenley Collins goes off on Andy Cohen, saying he's worse than Harvey Weinstein.”
Ronnie delves into the history, reflecting on how long it has been since these allegations surfaced: “[20:21]...it was like, season five, right?”
The hosts discuss the implications of these allegations and the potential impact on the Bravo community, with Ronnie expressing doubt about the timing and motivations behind Kenley's statements: “[20:41]...I don’t know what’s going on with her, why this is coming out now.”
Ben adds a critical viewpoint on comparing Andy Cohen to Harvey Weinstein, emphasizing the gravity of such comparisons: “[21:29]...He raped people. Yes, yes. That's quite different...”
4. Gina Kirschenheiter and Heather Dubrow's Real Housewives Conflict
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to dissecting the ongoing drama between Gina Kirschenheiter and Heather Dubrow on the Real Housewives of Orange County reunion. Ben vents his frustration: “[37:25]...they're boring and they suck.”
Ronnie empathizes with Gina’s defensive stance, highlighting the unfair treatment she receives: “[40:55]...she's selling out her people. She's always selling out friends.”
The hosts critique the dynamic between Gina and Emily, debating their roles and authenticity within the show. Ronnie poignantly states, “[49:55]...they're terrible people. They're terrible humans. They’re terrible friends. That's it.”
5. Teresa Giudice and Louis Rellis' Marital Struggles
Ben and Ronnie briefly touch upon the turbulent marriage of Teresa Giudice and Louis Rellis, discussing rumors of financial and personal struggles. Ben humorously mocks Teresa’s predicament: “[50:54]...Your relationship with Louis, how? Nothing that Louis ever does is easy.”
They speculate on the future of Teresa and Louis’s relationship, intertwining humor with genuine concern.
6. Brandi Glanville’s Facial Parasite Incident
The episode also covers the bizarre incident involving Brandi Glanville, who reportedly contracted a facial parasite. Ben sarcastically remarks, “[53:06]...Brandi Glanville has named her facial parasite Caroline after Caroline Manzo.”
Ronnie and Ben discuss the absurdity and severity of the situation, questioning how such an issue could have been mishandled: “[54:40]...couldn't you aim up?”
7. Dorit Kimsley’s Upcoming Memoir
Concluding the news segment, the hosts spotlight Dorit Kimsley’s forthcoming memoir titled Unburdened. Ben expresses his skepticism about the authenticity of her stories: “[56:45]...Ain't nothing in here is going to be true.”
Ronnie anticipates the exaggerated tales Dorit might include, envisioning fantastical adventures: “[57:17]...every chapter is gonna be some amazing story...”
8. Community Interaction and Final Thoughts
Throughout the episode, Ben and Ronnie engage with their audience, addressing comments and shout-outs, such as congratulating a listener's 60th birthday. They emphasize their commitment to providing honest and unfiltered commentary on Bravo's latest escapades.
In wrapping up, they tease upcoming discussions and invite listeners to join their live sessions on YouTube TV, fostering a sense of community among Bravo fans.
Notable Quotes:
- Ben Mandelker ([04:00]): "She is going to jail for loving chimps."
- Ronnie Karam ([05:09]): "She didn't have her glam. I was sad."
- Ben Mandelker ([08:51]): "She's like the Miss Potato Head of our time."
- Ronnie Karam ([21:00]): "Andy Cohen was disgusting, horrible, worst predator..."
- Ben Mandelker ([37:25]): "They're boring and they suck."
- Ronnie Karam ([49:55]): "They’re terrible people. They're terrible humans."
Conclusion
Episode #2963 of Watch What Crappens offers an unfiltered look into the tumultuous world of Bravo, blending humor with sharp critique. Ben and Ronnie navigate through scandals, personal dramas, and the ever-evolving reality TV landscape with their characteristic wit and candidness. Whether you're a die-hard Bravo fan or a casual observer, this episode provides insightful commentary and plenty of laughs, capturing the essence of why viewers tune in daily to hear what Watch What Crappens has to say.