Watch What Crappens Podcast Summary
Episode #2964: Below Deck S12E11 Part 1: Getting Off, Scot Free
Release Date: August 12, 2025
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Carroll | Wondery
Introduction
In this episode of Watch What Crappens, hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Carroll dive into the scandalous events of Below Deck Season 12, Episode 11: "Aruma Mill So Stupid Title". The duo offers their characteristic blend of praise, ridicule, and sharp commentary on the latest happenings aboard the luxury yacht, focusing on the drama surrounding Kyle's controversial actions.
Recap of Key Events
Kyle's Bathroom Incident
The episode centers around the much-hyped moment when Kyle allegedly had sex in the bathroom. Ben kicks off the discussion with a strong reaction:
Ben Mandelker [03:53]: "Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. What the fuck, bro? Ew. Ew to all of you. All three of you. You're all gross. You're all fucking gross."
Ronnie concurs, expressing disappointment over the choice of location:
Ronnie Carroll [04:41]: "I just feel like they could have chosen a better location. There was like, literally anywhere else that they could have gone to."
Instagram Walls Controversy
Ben and Ronnie delve into the ongoing frustration with the show's use of Instagram walls—a feature they deem annoying and disruptive to the flow of the episode.
Ben Mandelker [05:57]: "I think it's just part of life. Like, Instagram walls are the most annoying part of everybody's life."
Ronnie highlights a brief moment of optimism when it seemed the show might abandon the Instagram walls, only for them to return unexpectedly:
Ronnie Carroll [05:19]: "Honestly, they're the most annoying part of every person I know."
Crew Dynamics and Anthony’s Struggles
The hosts shift focus to Anthony's subplot, where he's preparing an elaborate eight-course meal. Ben humorously critiques Anthony's culinary efforts:
Ben Mandelker [09:31]: "When he came out with the mini quiche, I died."
Ronnie points out Anthony's recurring sob stories, questioning his sincerity and impact on the show’s narrative:
Ronnie Carroll [11:03]: "Bringing in a sob story about... it's like, 'I'll save the dyslexia for this week.'"
Character Interactions and Conflicts
Jess and Barbara’s Tension
A significant portion of the episode analyzes the strained relationship between Jess and Barbara. Ronnie criticizes Jess for her manipulative behavior:
Ronnie Carroll [35:13]: "You were the one who played the game. You were the one who actively kissed Barbara to make Selene jealous and bring Celine back to you from the fold into the fold."
Ben reflects on the simplistic moral dichotomy presented by Barbara:
Ben Mandelker [33:10]: "I'm into a very black and white way to look at the world. Nice. Not nice."
Kyle’s Reckless Behavior
The discussion intensifies as they examine Kyle's irresponsible actions and poor decision-making. Ben labels Kyle as "gross" and an "idiot":
Ben Mandelker [40:34]: "Kyle's an idiot."
Ronnie adds to the criticism, emphasizing the negative impact of Kyle's actions on the crew:
Ronnie Carroll [40:41]: "He's the ickiest person."
Thematic Insights
The Cycle of Revenge and Jealousy
Ben and Ronnie explore the recurring theme of jealousy and revenge among the crew members, highlighting how it leads to a cycle of indiscretions and conflicts.
Ben Mandelker [49:07]: "They're like, at least she gets, like, cuter people. So you don't feel bad about it, if that makes any sense."
The Futility of Apologies and Second Chances
The hosts discuss the superficial nature of apologies on the show, questioning the authenticity and effectiveness of the characters' attempts to mend relationships.
Ronnie Carroll [36:28]: "I do appreciate, like, she's sort of trying to be introspective as opposed to many of the other, you know, boys we've seen on Bravo for years and years. But, like, I'm over it."
Notable Quotes
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Ben Mandelker [03:53]: "Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. What the fuck, bro? Ew. Ew to all of you. All three of you. You're all gross. You're all fucking gross."
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Ronnie Carroll [04:41]: "I just feel like they could have chosen a better location. There was like, literally anywhere else that they could have gone to."
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Ben Mandelker [05:57]: "I think it's just part of life. Like, Instagram walls are the most annoying part of everybody's life."
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Ronnie Carroll [35:13]: "You were the one who played the game. You were the one who actively kissed Barbara to make Selene jealous and bring Celine back to you from the fold into the fold."
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Ben Mandelker [40:34]: "Kyle's an idiot."
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Ronnie Carroll [40:41]: "He's the ickiest person."
Conclusion
Ben and Ronnie wrap up the episode by lamenting the unresolved tensions and chaotic relationships aboard the yacht. They express a desire for the cast to move past the drama, especially focusing on Kyle's unrepentant behavior.
Ben Mandelker [36:47]: "Wrap it up."
The duo signs off with their trademark humor, leaving listeners eager for Part 2 of the recap.
Stay tuned for Part 2 of this detailed recap, where Ben and Ronnie continue their unfiltered analysis of Below Deck's latest turmoil.
