#2965 Below Deck S12E11 Part 2: Getting Off, Scot Free

Summary

Watch What Crappens: Summary of Below Deck S12E11 Part 2 – "Getting Off, Scot Free"

In episode #2965 of Watch What Crappens, hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam delve into the tumultuous events of Below Deck Season 12, Episode 11 Part 2, titled "Getting Off, Scot Free." This episode primarily centers on the controversial actions of crew member Kyle and the subsequent fallout within the yacht’s crew dynamics.

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Kyle’s Controversial Night

The episode kicks off with Kyle’s infamous night, where he admits to engaging in a sexual encounter with Helen—a fact that sets off alarm bells among the crew. At timestamp [02:28], Ben states:

Ben (02:28): "Fred’s gonna make it now they got a shitty tip because he fucked this guy's wife? No, if Frank was mad that he fucked the wife, he would have gotten him fired and not given you any tip."

Kyle’s actions not only jeopardize his professional standing but also strain relationships with his colleagues. Ronnie adds her disdain for Kyle’s lack of discretion:

Ronnie (04:26): "I agree."

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Crew's Reaction and Concerns

Fraser and Damo, two key crew members, express significant concern over Kyle’s behavior. at [07:52], Ronnie summarizes Damo’s perspective:

Ronnie (07:52): "He’s sleeping with the charter guest. I'm seeing somebody that's crying out for help."

Ben echoes this sentiment, emphasizing the need for professional conduct:

Ben (05:58): "Yeah, he's gross. And he's like, well, in all fairness, she slipped my dick inside of her. So GROSS."

The duo debates the appropriateness of Kyle's actions and the potential need for his dismissal, highlighting the severity of the situation.

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Jess and Celine’s Romance

Parallel to Kyle’s storyline, the episode explores the budding romance between Jess and Celine. At [06:22], Ben humorously remarks on Jess’s dating life:

Ben (06:22): "I just like to think of Barbie's dad sitting at home, like, taking off another hundred thousand dollars off of Barbie's inheritance every time there's a Kyle scene."

This subplot provides a lighter counterbalance to the heavy tensions surrounding Kyle, showcasing interpersonal relationships among the crew.

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Captain’s Investigation

As tensions rise, Captain Sandy initiates an investigation into Kyle’s actions. At [18:17], the hosts recount Fraser’s ultimatum to Damo:

Ben (18:17): "He’s like, you either you do it or I do it."

This confrontation forces Kyle to address his actions directly with the captain. Despite the mounting evidence, Kyle maintains his innocence, leading to a heated exchange:

Kyle (20:54): "I was just taking the piss out... taking out the piss by sticking my dick in Helen. Taking out the piss again. That was taking out the piss right away."

Ben and Ronnie critique Kyle’s credibility and professionalism, questioning his suitability for the role:

Ronnie (21:08): "We have to maintain that reputation."

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Crew Interviews and Perspectives

The episode transitions to individual interviews with crew members, each providing their take on Kyle’s behavior:

• Fraser remains skeptical but cautious, noting the complexity of the situation.
• Damo subtly undermines Kyle, expressing concern over his integrity.
• Rainbow starts to distance herself, recognizing the toxic environment Kyle fosters.
• Selene questions the validity of Kyle’s actions, hinting at possible deceit.

Ben and Ronnie interject with sharp observations and humor, dissecting the crew’s responses and the overarching tension aboard the yacht.

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Kyle’s Unexpected Favorable Outcome

In an unexpected twist, despite the overwhelming evidence against him, Kyle manages to escape immediate repercussions. At [30:29], Ronnie highlights Kyle’s elation:

Ronnie (30:29): "I'm free."

Ben remains incredulous at Kyle’s ability to retain his position:

Ben (30:29): "I think he should have been fired. That's fucking crazy."

This outcome leaves the crew and listeners grappling with the implications of favoritism and the possible undermining of professional conduct on high-stakes yachts like Below Deck.

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Kyle’s Aspirations and Final Remarks

The episode concludes with Kyle expressing his desire to transition into the adult film industry. At [32:22], Ben remarks:

Ben (32:22): "He's like, you should talk to Bruno."

Ronnie draws parallels to past crew members who have made similar career shifts, underscoring Kyle’s questionable decision-making.

Ronnie (32:22): "Bruno went from Below Deck to porn. So, you know, Kyle, there is a for you."

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Conclusion and Takeaways

Throughout the episode, Ben and Ronnie provide a blend of humor, criticism, and insightful commentary on the unfolding drama aboard the yacht. They highlight the intricate web of personal relationships, professional responsibilities, and ethical dilemmas that define Below Deck. The resolution, where Kyle remains unpunished despite significant misconduct, serves as a point of contention and discussion for the hosts and the audience alike.

Notable Quotes:

• Ben (05:58): "Yeah, he's gross. And he's like, well, in all fairness, she slipped my dick inside of her. So GROSS."
• Ronnie (07:52): "He’s sleeping with the charter guest. I'm seeing somebody that's crying out for help."
• Ben (18:17): "He’s like, you either you do it or I do it."
• Kyle (20:54): "I was just taking the piss out... taking out the piss by sticking my dick in Helen."
• Ronnie (30:29): "I'm free."
• Ben (32:22): "He's like, you should talk to Bruno."

This episode underscores the complexities of maintaining professionalism in high-pressure environments and the personal challenges that individuals face when balancing their personal lives with career responsibilities. Ben and Ronnie's engaging analysis offers listeners both entertainment and a critical lens through which to view the unfolding drama of Below Deck.

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[Ronnie]

Watch what happens. Who cares what happens when there's so much. Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens? Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So Rainbow and Demo are now in the Jacuzzi with Fraser and they're just like talking. And Kyle's like, I'm wet as, I'll tell you that. And Rainbow's like, that's what she said. And Kyle's like, it's actually. What, Helen? It's actually. It's actually Helen. Helen that. It's Helen. Sorry. It's actually Helen that I fucked tonight. I fucked Helen in the sea. Right? I fucked her in the sea for sake. And Fraser's like, what? He's like, I slipped my dick in. She's like. And Rainbow's like, dead ass. No, it was a very alive ass.

[Ben]

And Fraser's like, well, wait a second. The husband paid for the tip, so that explains it. So Fraser's gonna make it now they got a shitty tip because he fucked this guy's wife? No, if Frank was mad that he fucked the wife, he would have gotten him fired and not given you any tip. They're just cheap. Like, I know Fraser's gonna make this whole thing like he us all over. No, what he did was not good. But that guy totally would have completely not tipped you. They're just cheap. Don't let them off the hook for being cheap. Yeah, Can I just say, Kyle's really gross. And it's not only the part, you know, I mean, who cares? Like, I've had plenty of. Whatever. I've had my own sexcapades that I'm not gonna apologize for, so I wouldn't need him to do that either. But dude, like, at least have some secrecy about it. Like, you a married woman and you get away with it on a charter, that should be exciting enough for you. But then throwing her under the bus is not cool. I didn't.

[Ronnie]

I agree.

[Ben]

I thought that was completely shitty. I mean, I think she's gross and everything, but even gross people deserve some respect, I think.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, it has nothing to do with her being aggressive. It just is also just unprofessional. Well, he should have done it in the first place. But if you're gonna do it, don't announce it on tv. Like, do you want to have employment opportunities? And really what it does is he's in a position now where either he was completely unprofessional and irresponsible, or he's a liar and he's making up really bad lies about someone that could really imperil someone's marriage just to, like, have a joke. So both, I think, are terrible. And I would fire him for both situations. Quite.

[Ben]

Yeah, I think, I think. I think that alone is a fireable offense. Like walking around. I actually really do, like, dissing.

[Ronnie]

I think that's like.

[Ben]

And all that is not that they don't ever diss a guest, but you know what I mean? Like, trying to ruin a guest life is not cool either. He could get fired.

[Ronnie]

That could really mess things up. I think, like, if he. If he was just doing it to be funny, then, yeah, that's really shitty. And I think, honestly, the way he talked about it in the van, the way he's talking about it here, I don't see any sense that he's trying to take the piss out of anyone. He is full on bragging. There's no just kidding, kidding. There's no laughter. There's no. There's no nothing. He's like literally saying. He's like saying, yeah, he's giving. He's actually elaborating in a way that's not. Like, this is funnier and funnier. He's just saying it. So if he. If it is a fabrication. He's also showing his ease with just lying. So, yeah, I think he's shitty.

[Ben]

Yeah, he's gross. And he's like, well, in all fairness, she slipped my dick inside of her. So GROSS. So then, 24 hours until charter, it's the next morning, and they're like, happy birthday. Oh, my God. Happy birthday, Kyle. And Kyle's like, thank you, brother. I'm about to my pants, though, because they showed him before he went to bed. Just downing large glasses of wine too chugging before he went to bed.

[Ronnie]

Yeah.

[Ben]

And he wakes up all like methy, like, like all shaky and gross. He's just gross. He's sketch. And he needs to go.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. So then Jess is.

[Ben]

I just like to think of Barbie's dad sitting at home, like, taking off another hundred thousand dollars off of Barbie's. Barbie's inheritance every time there's a Kyle scene.

[Ronnie]

Yep. Seriously. So Jess goes up to Celine the next day and she goes, you sleep. She goes, good, thank you. She's like, okay, I asked Barbara, Barbara on a date today. Today. Yes. Yes, I did. She said yes. Surprisingly well, I mean, is she saying Is she saying this to Celine to make Celine jealous or she's saying it to Celine to, like, make sure it's not awkward?

[Ben]

I think to make sure it's not awkward.

[Ronnie]

Okay.

[Ben]

I mean, you should tell somebody, right? That seems like they all do that. They're like, well, I'm doing this with that person. I'm doing this with that person. Hope you're not mad. This seems to be kind of the theme of the season. So now Kyle and Damar are watching the deck and Kyle's saying he was rude to Silane and he feel like he was right in what he said, but it was probably too rude. And Damo's like, well, you can be right and still be a prick. So he's like, well, I also fucking smashed a girl on the beach and. And didn't wrap it. So I'm really worried. Worried. Very, very worried. And he's like, yeah. And you also told a lot of people about your, you know. Oh, that Helen slipped it in. Oh, yeah, she slipped it in. Yeah, it was good. So now he's sober. Ish. And still saying this shit the next day.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, still saying it. Like. Like, maintain. Like, at this point, you're. Why are you still, like, taking out the. So Damos. Here comes Damos Instagram wall. Because now it's his tortured past. He's like, before I joined yachting, one of my friends, he was just manic, like, living in a squall, like he couldn't keep a train of thought. Still, he's reminding me of my old friend. He's still hurting on the inside. He's root. He's. He's having sex with strangers on the beach and in the toilet. And I believe him. He's sleeping with the charter guest. I'm seeing somebody that's crying out for help. So, yeah, I'm concerned. Not concerned enough to answer that cry for help, but just concerned enough to sort of stand aside and maybe undermine him a little bit.

[Ben]

Yeah, I'm concerned enough to try and get him fired. So. So Fraser goes to talk to Solene, the bar, and she talks about the date and he's like, well, I'm here for you. Don't be upset, gorgeous. If you ever need a hug, just come to me, old scarecrow. Fraser.

[Ronnie]

Scare.

[Ben]

I'll make sure no bird approaches you while you cry on my straw.

[Ronnie]

You know, I think now Seline gets one. I mean, it's like rapid succession of, like, Instagram walls. Selen's like, I'm hurt. It's like a truck on My body and like the road and again and again and again. And like, I push away and then I push away Jess and I think if I take other decision and to stop kissing Scotty, to stop kissing Demo, maybe me and Jess still be together, but I push her. And I think I really like her because, oh, it is painful. Truck. Me on road with truck running over. It is hard.

[Ben]

I was run by truck. So you're not upset because you like Jess. You're upset because Jess doesn't like you as much as she should. Just like you're upset that Kyle doesn't like you as much as he should. Just like you're upset that Damon doesn't like you as much as he should, just so that you're upset that everybody doesn't fucking fall in love with you because you treat everybody like crap and you seem like a nice girl. I mean, you can't just go around treating people like shit and then crying about it and wondering why they don't like you anymore because you hurt all their feelings. Elaine. Okay? You dummy.

[Ronnie]

She must have been a disaster on Love Island. It makes me almost want to watch French Love Island. Almost. So, Fraser, by the way, when is that reunion? Is it, what, in a week or so? When is the Love island reunion? Do you know?

[Ben]

No, I don't know.

[Ronnie]

No.

[Ben]

Okay, so I'd forgotten about it. Like, is that gonna happen still? I think it's too late.

[Ronnie]

I think they would need. They need them to like, spend like a month outside the villa to like, watch all the episodes and get mad at each other. So they come into the reunion all like, I'm stinking hot mad. So freeze.

[Ben]

Yeah, I had to delete all my, like, Reddit things that I was following for Love island because it's just too much and it was just clogging my feed and every day it was like, oh, my God, you guys. Huda is so offended at how someone took her reaction in episode two. Like, this show's over. Like, I can't follow along as Huda gets caught up with 18, you know, hours of or 36 hours of TV. Like, I can't.

[Ronnie]

I really, like, it's been such a. It's been such a dream having this, like, post Huda life where I don't have to think about her anymore. So it's going to be rough having to dive back into the reunion. I mean, love the. Love the season. Just Huda too much.

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah, it was a fun show, but, you know, it's one of those things that just needs to end Yeah, I agree.

[Ronnie]

Like, the reunion should have been pretty soon. But anyway, Fraser is. So now Fraser's still talking to Celine and he's like, do you think you really like chess? She said, normally I like a big tall man. And he's a baby woman. She's a baby woman. Like, who could do drive baby woman, Drive truck. And he's the opposite. He's like, so what are you doing? Why aren't you being honest? Honest with yourself and with her. She's like, well, because she was scared to like me and now she's okay, so. I don't know.

[Ben]

Darling, the minute you have someone wrapped around your finger, you want attention from other people. She's like, oh, but I'm so disappointed because it's so late. It's so late. She doesn't listen to a thing he said because he calls it. You know, that's pretty obvious.

[Ronnie]

She just.

[Ben]

She doesn't listen. So then Damo comes to talk to Fraser and he's like, I don't know where to start. Steely. He's still. He's hammered. And like all the he was saying last night, I'm not seeing this fun party boy. I see, like someone in pain. Let's get him fired.

[Ronnie]

I know. All right, we'll deal with this together. Shall we exchange blowjobs? And then Fraser's. Fraser's like, do I. Do I think it happened? Let me turn three quarters of the camera and lean in. Do I think it happened? I don't know. Plausible deniability. You're surrounded by every single other guest and crew member on a public beach. It might just have been a slip in, slip out situation. Regardless, that's inappropriate. It's unacceptable. It's horrifying. So now it's time for preference sheet meeting. All right, Hugo, Hugo, Hugo. Preference. You meeting in the main salon. I'll see you there in five.

[Ben]

Okay, so. All right. Rob and Denise and their friends, they all own restaurants throughout the United States. Baby back. Baby back. Baby back. I want my. I want my. All right, all right.

[Ronnie]

They own a three star Michelin restaurant called Jamba Juice. I don't know if I'm familiar with this.

[Ben]

All right, well, I'm thinking first off the bat, what do we smell? Pizza. Money. No, what do we smell? Money. Pizza.

[Ronnie]

I love Celine going pizza. No, it's money. Money.

[Ben]

All right. They want to do some snorkeling. Let's see what's around that area. The only thing showing up on my radar is Carl's penis for some reason.

[Ronnie]

So the primary has requested all black and white formal three quarter dinner where his wife will be wearing her original wedding dress. And rainbow goes aw. And it's the meal can be up to chef. And in honor of the primary's 10 year anniversary, she would like to jump off the vessel in her wedding dress in hopes that she drowns and dies. Because she hates her husband that much.

[Ben]

She hopes to recreate the emotions she felt on her wedding day. Jumping off the boat. I mean, do you know? Is that how you felt on your wedding day? Divorce the man. If that's how you feel on your wedding day, don't marry him. That's a sign your body is trying to tell you something. And do you know how many people go on cruises? And the man throws the wife overboard. This does not bode well for you too.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, I don't feel like this one. This is not someone who's happy in her marriage because she's jumping into the salt water with her wedding dress. She's basically saying, okay, I would like to ruin this wedding dress. I this is step one and expunging my memories of that dreaded day when I ruined my life. First I will destroy the wedding dress in this box in this fashion.

[Ben]

Yeah. So then they're going to have a birthday surprise for Kyle and the crew.

[Ronnie]

Ass.

[Ben]

It's a syphilis test.

[Ronnie]

I know.

[Ben]

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[Ben]

So then Kyle comes for a surprise and everybody's celebrating. What's he gonna do for his 28th year? And he's like, nothing. So now Damo needs a meeting with Fraser as well. Dun, dun, dun. So Fraser is saying, listen, the captain's gonna find out what happened with Kyle, and if he finds out that I knew and didn't say anything, that could put my job on the line. So I don't know what to do. You should go tattle on him. And he's like, I'll do it. I'll tattle on him.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, and Fraser, I mean, Frazier's basically like, you either you do it or I do it. He's basically pulling the Gina. The Gina card from last year on Orange county when Gina's like, hey, Katie, remember when I told you to say this thing on camera? Well, Heather's gonna find out about it, so you better tell Heather. Otherwise I'm gonna have to tell Heather. So that's what. So Damo's like, fine, whatever. Okay, I will do this. So Damo goes up to Kyle and he's like, look, there's. There's no other way to say this. The Helen thing, the primary, you spoke about it with too many People around you gotta go tell the captain, basically. So Kyle's like, all right. Oh, I was just taking the piss out. I mean, I think it's evident. Couldn't you tell from all my joking? From all the times I silently said just kidding to no one but myself in on the inside?

[Ben]

Oh, all that time you were just lying and ruining somebody's reputation for fun on camera. Oh, that's much better, Kyle. Yeah. So he's like, well, it's going back to the cap. Said the writings on the wall, mate, he needs to know. And he's like, all right, all right, I'll go, why did you have to do this? I'm birthday. So he goes, dun, dun, dun. Now Kyle is like, so, Captain, see, now, you know me, I'm a bit of a loudmouther. I kind of say things without thinking sometimes. And on the beach yesterday with the primary, we were rather close, you know, nothing did happen. But I've maybe said things that would suggest that something did happen. He's looking all shifty and still drunk and he's like, well, what did you say happened? Well, I may have said I slipped it in. And just the look on Carrie's face was so good. It just cuts to Carrie.

[Ronnie]

He's like, really? You know, I genuinely. I genuinely didn't. But yeah, I definitely said that. And you know, but nothing genuinely happened. Genuinely nothing happened. I can look you in the eye and say nothing happened. He's like, so the crew now think you banged it out? I guess. Well, that's what. Damon just came and approached me and said, somehow all these people who. I said, I slipped it in and Helen took her up my wiener and put it in her vagina. Somehow all these people think that I. That I actually had sex with her. I don't know what happened. I was taking the piss out and it definitely didn't happen. Well, dead set. I'm looking yet in the eyes. Nothing happened at all, by the way.

[Ben]

He's not really able to maintain eye contact. He's like, look at me in the eye while I tell you this. Okay. Can you see? Like, why are your eyes going back and forth, bro? You're not taking an eye test. Follow the light. Follow the light. There's no light, Kyle. All right.

[Ronnie]

Well, you know, this build has a reputation. A reputation where people with who work in insurance and have small restaurants in the United States come on here and get face and kicked off and sent to the authorities. And we have to maintain that reputation.

[Ben]

Yeah. So look me in the eye. Did you do It. And he's like, well, I hope you believe me because genuinely nothing did happen. So I understand your position. It's like, all right, I'm gonna have a chat with the crew now. So he's like, are you kidding me? Why would you make up a story like that? My immediate reaction is you're full of and you're lying and that's unacceptable. I need to investigate this further. Get out me one eyed. Get out my one eyed magnifying glass. Going to tan.

[Ronnie]

Now listen, I need to make sure that you're not lying because if this imperils our ability to bring on porn stars onto this vessel, we're gonna have another thing coming.

[Ben]

So now cabins are being divvied up, work goes ahead. But now Hugo, Damo, Fraser and Rainbow are all brought to speak about Kyle separately. And it's like an interview process on a Law and Order, you know. So how's it been the last few days? Dam like, well, still, he's been great. He's really good. My highlights have been doing well. My curls feel actually stick to Kyle. Apparently he's been saying he banged the.

[Ronnie]

Primary and they all kind of COVID for him. Honestly, Fraser's like, you know, I heard about it last night and I don't particularly believe it, which is a lie because you 100% last night were saying, he's the reason why we have a low tip. And then Rainbow's like, like, I kind of brushed it off as him being drunk and like just like talking guck. And then Carrie, then Demo's like, well, you know, at the beach, Helen was requesting him to go underwater with her and hold her up and he was doing that and she was just topless and. But there was like always like two or three other guests around him, so I don't think it really happened. Like, you guys all know what happened. Stop saying this.

[Ben]

You were sure to get the. He was holding her topless in there. Fucking Damo. Little undermine. Yeah. And Rainbow, not that Kyle really deserves much more, but still, like, if that's supposed to. To be your bro. And then Rainbow's like, but they were very close, so I will add that. And he goes like, I mean, I didn't even give it the time of day. I thought it was a drunken chat, but I'll keep my eye on him and probably get hard because it's very sexual. So then Selene and Barbara are working on cabins and Selene's like, what happened with Scottish? And I don't know if I believe it, but. But you know he's not stupid. So maybe he didn't do. It's pretty stupid.

[Ronnie]

I think he's pretty stupid.

[Ben]

Yeah, he's pretty stupid. You're judging by Love island standards.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. And so now Kyle is sulking in his cabin and demo's like, it's my fault. I was talking to Fraser about it earlier. It's my fault. And Kyle's like, no, I mean, I shouldn't say shit like that. I was just taking the piss. I was taking the piss, as was evident by the fact that I kept saying it over and over again until I got caught. So then he goes checking in on Jess about this whole thing, and just like some people do not have that common sense. People who get away with shit, they love that feeling. Anyway, I'm gonna go make out with Barbara to get Celine jealous.

[Ben]

I was gonna say, you would know. So Hugo hopes that he's professional enough not to do it, but hope he didn't. And that's not the kind of professional environment I would like to be in either. Okay. Hugo love. Hugo's like, I'm quitting. I'm quitting if he got it in. So then we go, Hugo doesn't want.

[Ronnie]

To have that sort of professional environment and yet did nothing to step in once he heard any of this was happening until he was summoned by the captain.

[Ben]

Yeah, I mean, at the very least, say, bro, even if that's true, you need to shut up or you're going to get fired. You know? Yeah, something. So Jess and Barbara are talking about it, and now they are heading out for their date. So now they're talking about. Jess is like, did you speak with. So. So that's like, why are we starting out the date talking about Solane?

[Ronnie]

Come on. Barbara's like, well, I know she wasn't. Okay, because, you know, it wasn't very nice. And like, you cannot go around saying to everyone that you don't care. Like, you don't feel that you don't. Like, you don't do anything if you don't feel it now. Like, and then you do, and then you cannot go in people's lives and up with everything. How could I believe if you. If you just say those things, it's not nice. It's not nice.

[Ben]

Oh, I understand. Because Fraser explained to me that my actions were not following what my words were saying. So I understand now that if I say something, I have to do that thing. Crazy. Crazy.

[Ronnie]

I didn't want it to be a thing. I just wanted it to be casual because I was, you know, she never spoken to me about her feelings. And the only time she was ever interested in me was when I was going for you, which was what I was doing. So that way she'd be interested in me. And that's what pissed me off. And then I got cut off. And we laugh and we have fun and whatever, but, like, something wasn't like that with her, you know? And that something is curly bangs. I love those.

[Ben]

I don't know. From what we saw, Jess, you finally got sex with Solane and then immediately dumped her, even though Selene was, like, kind of in with you at that point. So.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ben]

Wow, you've. You're out, Solane. That's actually impressive. It's impressive to see. I've got to give her. I've got to give her credit. So then she's like, you know. And then I spoke with Fraser and he explained what I did. And so Barbara says, okay, I have to ask you something. Why do you think you're like, why do you think you like me? What does she say? Like, why do you think you like me?

[Ronnie]

Why do you think you're not like me? But, like, it's just, like, to say, why? Like, why do you what? I think she's saying, why do you like me? But she's saying, why do you not.

[Ben]

Why do you like me now? And she's saying.

[Ronnie]

I think she's saying, not like me, but, like, why now are you like, is this happening? And Jess is like, when the pressure came off of me and you, I was like, ah. And then Fraser said, you should like Barbara. And I said, I should. And I saw you and I was like, okay, should I like you? And then Fraser was like, yes, keep going. You're almost there. And I think I got there. I think I like you.

[Ben]

I saw you fixing a bicycle wheel on your Instagram wall. That's a shit answer. She goes, okay, well, let's just drink instead. So they do.

[Ronnie]

It's like a chemistry free date. It's so bad. I think Jess looks like a loser. And I'm like, ugh, I'm so glad that Barbara's above this. But then they go back in bit. They go. They go back, back. And Barbara's in her bed and Jess is like, can I cuddle with you? And Barbara's like, well, if you want to get in, you can get in. Like, first rule of lesbian, go on one date, cuddle forever. So, sure.

[Ben]

So can our cat come into. Yes, we did adopt a cat on the way home. So, yes, bring her into the bed. Meanwhile, Celine is sleeping in the bunk above them. Like, hello.

[Ronnie]

Jeez, why are you not cuddling in Jess's bed in a different. Like, this is so obnoxious.

[Ben]

Yeah. So then she goes back to her room in the next morning, and Rainbow's like, where do you sleep? And she goes, you slept in Barbara's bed. She goes, well, she's a good cuddler though, so I'm not gonna lie about it.

[Ronnie]

I just like Rainbow's slow realization that she was trying to gain acceptance from a bunch of really obnoxious people. She's like, you know what? Never mind.

[Ben]

Yeah, so the Fraser finds out what's going on and he's like, oh, God, you guys slept together in the cabin? Oh, geez. So then Kyle and Carrie. Dun dun, dun. Kyle's like vaping in the bathroom. He's like, oh, my God, how this works out? It's like, you're lucky Captain Sandy's not here.

[Ronnie]

Oh, yeah, seriously. He's like, so how's it going?

[Ben]

I mean, it's nicotine. It's nicotine, not weed, but still. She'd be like, how dare you? Mary Time is on her way. Mary Time law.

[Ronnie]

You violated Mary times law. Well, I could be better. Everyone I've spoken to you seems to think you're full of shit, that you were just talking shit. Yeah, of course I am. I'm very full of shit. Yeah, well, did you do it? I definitely didn't do it. 100% deadly. No, I did not do it, Cap. I was just taking out the piss. Taking out the piss by sticking my dick in Helen. Taking out the piss again. That was taking out the piss right away.

[Ben]

All right, well, with the evidence I have, I can't do anything except let you stay because boats are run on hard evidence and lawyers. All right? You had Mariska Hog in here. She cleared you. So you gotta go Donk. I mean, you can stay dong. I changed my mind. There.

[Ronnie]

All right, now listen. But I want you to stay. But, but put your head in. Put your head in. He's like, actually, you know what? I'm gonna actually rephrase that because I'm pretty sure that's what goes into this mess.

[Ben]

All right, now I just want you to promise that from now on you're gonna come clean. All right? God dang, that's another bad way to put it.

[Ronnie]

So I don't want you to close. I. I don't want you that close to guess anymore. It's like, fair enough. You gotta draw a line that's good. I love to draw. I've got a pad right here. It's a metaphor. All right, It's a metaphor.

[Ben]

All right. As we've learned on this here channel, from now on, close your legs to married men. Do you understand? Like, all right, Captain. So he's all excited. He's like, oh, God, I did it. I did it.

[Ronnie]

I'm free.

[Ben]

I'm free. Like a bird. He's, like, skipping out of there, like, yes. And he's, you know, basically psyched that he gets to stay. I can't believe he got to stay. I think he should have been fired. That's fucking crazy.

[Ronnie]

I was shocked. So, basically, at the end of the episode, we see Kyle sitting in the. In. In the interview, and the producer says, so can you tell the truth? Did it happen? And Kyle's like, was it a joke or not? Well, give Helen Nicole. I was like, see, you being coy about it makes me mad. Because if you were taking the piss out, you should really be like, it was a joke. It was all a joke. But him being coy is like, either they didn't have sex, but he's still going to, like, relish, like, revel in this moment where he gets this attention at the. At the moment, the cost of Helen's potential marriage. Or he did do it and then he lied and got away with it, which is also uncool. Like, he's garbage. Don't like him anymore.

[Ben]

And he's a tattletale with Helen, so he's kind of a piece of either way here. I just looked up to see if Helen has responded. I haven't seen anything yet, but I hope she does because this is too. He went on watch what happens last night. And of course, Andy loves this, you know, so he's like, oh, my God, you stuck it in. He's like, I'm not gonna answer that. But he was talking about how he wants to be in porn, and Fraser was like, oh, yes. I told him he should have an Onlyfans. And he's like, no, you know, if I'm gonna do an OnlyFans, I don't want to do it. Just right on the back of all of this fame. And, you know, oh, I was just doing it because it was on tv. No, I want to have an actual porn career. You know, really get in the industry. And someone in the audience couldn't stop giggling. They're ew. But I guess he's, like, into. You know, he wants to be, like, an actual porn star now. And he's like you should talk to Bruno.

[Ronnie]

Talk to Bruno. You know, Bruno did it. And actually the season one, there was a guy who was a porn star who came onto Below deck, but Bruno went from below deck to porn. So, you know, Kyle, there is a for you.

[Ben]

Yeah. It's a road that's been hoed. So feel free to. Feel free to ride down it, you know.

[Ronnie]

Well, fun times, fun episode. And thanks everyone for being here and. And let us know if you think they did it or they didn't do it. Leave a comment on our Instagram at Watch what crappens and we will talk to you on the next episode. Bye, everyone. Watch what crappens would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Alison King. It's always a party on Alison Block.

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