#2969 RHOM S7E10: Spain’t Misbhavin’

Summary

Podcast Summary: Watch What Crappens – Episode #2969 "RHOM S7E10: Spain’t Misbhavin’"

Introduction

In Episode #2969 of "Watch What Crappens," hosts Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam dive into Season 7, Episode 10 of "The Real Housewives of Miami" (RHOM), titled "Spain’t Misbhavin’." This episode is a rollercoaster of drama, friendships, and cultural clashes as the Housewives embark on a luxurious yet tension-filled trip to Seville, Spain. Ben and Ronnie provide their characteristic blend of humor, critique, and insight, dissecting every moment of the episode while offering their own witty commentary.

Episode Overview

The RHOM ladies—Alexia, Larsa, Stephanie, Adriana, and Lisa—travel to Seville for a lavish getaway filled with flamenco dancing, luxury shopping, and interpersonal conflicts. The trip is meant to be a bonding experience, but underlying tensions quickly surface, leading to confrontations and strained relationships.

Key Discussions and Insights

1. Travel Logistics and Delays

   • The episode opens with the group preparing for their trip, highlighting Alexia's dislike for latecomers. Lisa's habitual lateness sets the tone for early tensions.
   • Ben Mandelker remarks at [12:01] on the recurring theme of seatbelt policies, humorously reflecting on his own upbringing and the generational clash with Ronnie’s more relaxed approach.

2. Private vs. Commercial Flights

   • A significant portion of the episode revolves around the group's use of a private plane. Ben and Ronnie discuss the differences between private and commercial flights, noting the unique arrangements on RHOM.
   • Ronnie Karam at [07:40] humorously expresses her discomfort with private planes, equating them to scenes from infamous plane crashes, yet admits finding this episode's private flight more enjoyable due to the social atmosphere.

3. Interpersonal Conflicts and Alliances

   • Tensions rise as Julia accuses Stephanie of belittling women to boost her own status. This accusation leads to a heated exchange.
   • Ben Mandelker captures the essence of the conflict at [30:24]: "Little Women" becomes a metaphor for Julia's perceived condescension, sparking debate among the hosts.
   • The hosts dissect the authenticity of these accusations, with Ronnie comparing Stephanie's antics to "Heather Dubrow," highlighting the entertainment value in watching such dynamics unfold.

4. Cultural Experiences and Missteps

   • The Housewives engage in local Seville culture, including flamenco dancing and shopping for luxury dresses. However, cultural misunderstandings and mismatched expectations lead to further friction.
   • Adriana De Moura educates the group on the different Spanish dialects at [33:10], which the hosts mockingly imitate, adding humor to the cultural segment.

5. Lisa’s Solo Journey

   • Lisa's extensive and delayed travel plans become a focal point of frustration and ridicule. Her solo journey across multiple cities with excessive luggage is portrayed as comically over-the-top.
   • Ronnie Karam laments at [58:39] how Lisa's travel mishaps add to the group's growing animosity, poking fun at Lisa's inability to navigate simple travel logistics.

6. Stephanie’s Triaging and Gift-Giving

   • Stephanie's over-the-top generosity with gifts and her management of group dynamics are heavily critiqued. Her attempts to maintain harmony are seen as superficial and patronizing.
   • At [24:08], Ben Mandelker humorously critiques Stephanie’s "new money acting like old money," highlighting her obnoxious behavior as a source of amusement.

7. Climactic Confrontations

   • The episode crescendos with public confrontations between Alexia and Stephanie, leading to dramatic disclosures and heightened tensions.
   • Ben Mandelker captures the intensity at [65:08]: "I love Stephanie being just an obnoxious twit. I don't know why. It just tickles me to no end."

8. Lisa’s Grand Entrance

   • Lisa finally arrives after an arduous 24-hour journey, only to be met with cold receptions and subtle jabs about her travel woes.
   • The hosts mock her struggles and Stephanie’s continued antagonism, emphasizing the ongoing drama.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Ben Mandelker [00:00]: "Weight loss medications are everywhere right now. Everyone's talking about them, everyone's on them."
• Ronnie Karam [07:40]: "I really like to fly private. That is crazy. I'm praising myself for the comments."
• Ben Mandelker [12:10]: "We're packing. Everybody's packing to go, and Alexi is packing with Frankie."
• Ronnie Karam [30:24]: "Little Women."
• Ben Mandelker [48:11]: "You literally bought them. And then when Julia didn't do as you wanted her to do."
• Ronnie Karam [66:55]: "Am I right, guys? Napoleon complex."

Humorous Highlights

• Seatbelt Discussions: The hosts humorously debate Ronnie’s nonchalant attitude toward seatbelts versus Ben’s strict adherence, reflecting generational and personality differences.
• Private Plane Shenanigans: The depiction of the private plane as a social hub with cheese, crackers, and wine contrasts sharply with typical cramped private flights, providing comedic relief.
• Gift-Giving Critiques: Stephanie’s extravagant gifts and superficial attempts at bonding are a recurring joke, with Ben comparing it to sapping genuine friendships with materialism.
• Cultural Misinterpretations: The hosts mock their own inability to grasp Spanish dialects and Seville’s local customs, adding a layer of self-deprecating humor to their critique.

Critical Analysis

Ben and Ronnie excel in balancing humor with insightful commentary. They highlight the superficiality and drama inherent in reality TV, particularly within the "Real Housewives" franchise. Their ability to pinpoint inconsistencies, character flaws, and comedic elements allows listeners to gain a deeper understanding of both the show and the dynamics at play.

Conclusion

Episode #2969 of "Watch What Crappens" offers a thorough and entertaining breakdown of "The Real Housewives of Miami" S7E10. Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam effectively capture the chaos, drama, and humor of the Housewives' Seville trip, providing listeners with both laughs and thoughtful critiques. Whether you're a die-hard fan or new to the series, this summary encapsulates the essence of the episode, making it accessible and engaging for all podcast audiences.

Transcript

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[Ben Mandelker]

Who cares what happens when there's so much that crappens. Hello and welcome to Watch Watch crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben, Ben Mandelker specifically. And joining me today is a wonderful person who I would always bring on my private plane. It's Ronnie Caram. Hi, Ronnie, how are you?

[Ronnie Karam]

Shoja showed up to.

[Ben Mandelker]

You know what Shoma stands for? Stupid housewives of Miami? Airplanes.

[Ronnie Karam]

That's funny. I thought it was like a new shalom. Like shalom, shalom.

[Ben Mandelker]

Show my the money. So we are here to talk about the first episode of the big cast trip to Sevilla on real houses of Miami. A hilarious episode going forward. Miami is going to be airing on a new night Thursdays and so our recap of it is going to go up on Mondays. So keep an ear out for it then. And there's a brand new Miami actually going to air tonight. So that's going to be. We've got back to back. Miami is happening. Very excited for that. Be sure to join us on Patreon patreon.com watchful crappings. We have weekly bonus episodes. We also have crappings on demand where you can watch us stream these recaps on El interneto. So join us there. We would love to have you there. Or don't do whatever you like.

[Ronnie Karam]

See you there. We would love to see you. Come on by. So this episode of Miami takes a place in Sevilla or as they call it, in Sevilla, Seville, which I found interesting. I don't know why that kept bothering me the whole time but every time, every time someone in Sevilla said hello, welcome to Seville. Like, well, that's interesting because everybody else on the show is telling me I have to pronounce it Sevilla. Is it because they are just catering to Americans and they're like we know you're gonna it up.

[Ben Mandelker]

So well, I was excited just to to go to the city where Cadillacs were born. Cadillacs. No.

[Ronnie Karam]

Oh, I believe you. It took Me a minute.

[Adriana De Moura]

Sorry.

[Ben Mandelker]

No. Cadillacs are from Michigan. Laughs.

[Ronnie Karam]

It's Cruella's sister city. Okay.

[Ben Mandelker]

It's where the first barber was ever invented was in Seville.

[Adriana De Moura]

Yes.

[Ben Mandelker]

But actually Seville looked beautiful. And I really want to go now. I want to go to Spain. I've never been to Spain. I am ready for my Spanish adventure.

[Ronnie Karam]

So let me tell you, that place looked gorgeous. And the only thing that I think it really lacked was air conditioning because I did not see any air conditioning slots. And that's the first thing I look for when I look at vacation trips. I'm like, where is the air conditioning vent? Could I travel to this country? Where is it?

[Ben Mandelker]

I have to say Radisson Collection, because they were like, oh, we're staying at Radisson Collection. Look at the Radisson Collection. Radisson Collection logo. I have to say we've seen a lot of presidential suites on Bravo over the years. This was not a very impressive presidential suite. This was basically like a high. This is like a Hyatt house. Like, this is like, there was like a little foyer and a bedroom. I was like, is happening. I understand in Spain or in Europe in general, hotel rooms are always smaller. But I mean, what presidents are you putting in those suites right now? Come on.

[Ronnie Karam]

I don't think they respect the presidency in Seville. Okay. And they're like, no, we. We don't like presidents here. It's like the real suite is the mayor suite. You know, that's like the big ornate one.

[Ben Mandelker]

Like, these were weak ass presidential suites. Also, I have to say this, I had such a strange reaction. I had lots of really strange takeaways from this episode. We've also seen over the years many, many, many private planes on Bravo all the time. And every time I see them on a private plane, I'm like, yeah, sure, looks fun. Whatever. You see them. I always feel like it looks a little cramped, in fact, but, you know, I know private flying, private sky be better. This was actually the first time they flew private. And I was like, I would like to fly private someday. Like, because I. Maybe because it was just four of them. Well, there's a hot plane.

[Ronnie Karam]

No, but like, I really like to fly private. That is crazy. I'm praising myself for the comments.

[Ben Mandelker]

I have a hot take. Flying Private looks amazing. But this one kind of looked like the best one I've ever seen. It was just four people. I think it was because they were sitting at a table and they had a giant spread of like cheese and crackers and wine. And I was like, this looks so fun because it wasn't. Normally when they fly private, they're on these little seats, and it's small, and they're always, like, sitting there, sort of stand sitting on the seats over, like, the edge of them, talking to each other. I'm always like, that looks like a little annoying. But this one, they were just sitting at a table eating snacks, and I thought.

[Ronnie Karam]

And they had beds when they went to lie down on the beds, I like that, too. But I look at private planes, I'm like, you. I mean, I normally think of them as like, John Denver died, you know, or like, you know, Lou Diamond Phillips died on that in that movie La Bamba. Or like, JFK Jr. You know, I think about people that we've lost in private planes, so that scares me. But then I realize I'm an addictive person who rides a Vespa. And I'm like, get over it. You can ride this. But also, looking at this one, I did think it looks nice, but it also just looked like the old man balls. You have to guzzle to get that. And I was like, this is not as nice. I didn't like it. And the whole thing's like, show my show. I was like, all I can see is you guzzling old man balls. That's all I can see. I'm sorry. I don't want to be on this plane. It makes me uncomfortable. You know, like, an earned plane. I'll go on an earned plane. But I feel like Katie from Vanderpump rules when she didn't want to go on Lala's plane because, like, she blew some guy to get on that plane. I feel like I'm like, I'm not getting on that plane. But then I would get on the plane, and I'd be like, I love this plane.

[Ben Mandelker]

You could smell Massoud's pubes. But I'd have to say, I think despite that, I think you know what it was? I mean, they were being so stupid, putting on, like. Like, stupid lighting and dancing, having a dance party. But then there was part of me that thought, that's wild that you can do this on a plane. Like, I know I'm. Private planes, the rules are different in terms of, like, being, like, in seatbelts and moving around and all that stuff. But I'm like, that's wild. But that being said, like, what happens with turbulence? Because I know I can just be. I will be sitting in my seat on a regular plane with my seatbelt strapped and, like, that random turbulence that hits out of Nowhere, Nicole. Like if you were doing that and you were not in a seat belt and you also had like a giant thing of like grapes and charcuterie in front of you that's just getting everywhere. So.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah, yeah. I was wondering how you were feeling watching that because you're very, very into safety. Like I've driven you a couple of times and when I'm pulling out of the. I'm one of those people, like pulls out of the driveway and starts putting on my seat seatbelt. You know, kind of gets ready as like, move along. Like if I was a woman, I'd be putting on the lipstick cuz I was driving. You know, I'm like that. And you're very much like, why isn't your seat belt on? Why isn't it on right now? We are pulling out. I'm like, I'm putting it on.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Girl.

[Ronnie Karam]

Give me, give a boy a break. Like, no, this is what before driving is about.

[Ben Mandelker]

I don't like your seat belt policies. I don't like how slow it takes you to put on your seat belt when you're pulling out of the, out of the, out of wherever we're pulling out, that seat belt should be on and it should be ready to go.

[Ronnie Karam]

And you don't like that I put it on. I don't put it on in the back seat.

[Ben Mandelker]

I don't hate that.

[Ronnie Karam]

I know it makes you crazy, but I don't feel like that's the law. And you know what? I'm still, I'm old enough to remember when they passed the seatbelt laws and when people went crazy and they were like, how dare you. And also I'm from Texas, you know, but they're like, how dare you tell me what I can do in my own car. You can't tell me to put on no seat belt.

[Ben Mandelker]

People.

[Ronnie Karam]

There weren't even seatbelts in the back seat. I don't think back then, I think.

[Ben Mandelker]

That was my grandma Sylvia. My grandma Sylvia hated putting on a seat belt because, you know, when she was, you know, she came up with the car. Like back then there weren't seat belts. I'm not even joking. I mean she, she was born in like 1917, okay? So she was like, she, she was so when the idea of putting on seatbelt was like, well, we didn't ever have to do this before. But I'm like, we like. But like, I am like, buckle up, it's the law. That's what I raised, was raised with. I'm like, I want that seat belt. And I want it on. I want it all over me. Get that belt all over my body.

[Ronnie Karam]

The belt all over me. Yeah.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yes. Belt me up.

[Ronnie Karam]

Give me that belt. Give me some laws.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, you know, remember. Yeah.

[Ronnie Karam]

Well, this episode Seat belts. Real Housewives of Miami.

[Ben Mandelker]

Seat buckle them. Buckle your seatbelts. It's time to recap.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. We're packing. Everybody's packing to go, and Alexi is packing with Frankie. You know my favorite part of going to places where it's a little colder than Miami? I like to go in these boots, and I like to say, I'm wearing these boots. And you didn't compliment them in front of Frankie. How could you?

[Alexia Echevarria]

How could you do that, Frankie?

[Ben Mandelker]

And he looks at the boots and goes, horrible, horrible. Well, Todd didn't like them either. He's like, you see? Thank you. So then we see Gertie packing, and then Lisa's packing shoes, and she's like, these girls are gonna be jealous. Just wa. They see my looks. I win, I win, I win.

[Ronnie Karam]

And we see what she's packing, and it's just like a pinky sized red dress.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, I think you have to get to Seville in order for you to win the competition first. So we'll circle back to that.

[Ronnie Karam]

So the airport women arrive at the airport. The commercial women arrive at the airport. And Alexia's like, I live In Spain from 17 to 23 in Madrid, that's more of a metropolitan city, like New York. And Seville is more like an elder city. So it's like the Marisol of cities, you know? And I know Americans sometimes call it Sevilla. Seville, But I just can't with that. Like, it's Sevilla por fav.

[Ben Mandelker]

Adriana just pops up and says, you.

[Adriana De Moura]

Know what I call Sevilla, but dry, bony knee city.

[Ben Mandelker]

Dry, bony knees.

[Adriana De Moura]

Bony knees. Dry, dry, dry knees.

[Ronnie Karam]

Hey, hey, Marisol, could you take us to the dry news museum?

[Ben Mandelker]

So Lisa is running late. She's 45 minutes late. Actually, not 45 minutes late. It's 45 minutes of boarding time. And they're like, where is she? It's an international flight. You can't just, like, pop up at the last second, right? And Gruddy's like, I mean, she knows we got to be there two hours at the minimum. I mean, look at this. So we get another Lisa running late montage, which they love to. They love to bust out that montage multiple times a season. And this has been happening for a few seasons because how annoyed has production been? You know, we were talking when we were on Jeff Lewis last week. He Told us that Lisa, I guess what, Lisa's call time was late. And even if Lisa's call time is late, you know, production, Production has had it with her. And I mean, you can tell production has had it with her this episode. They are roasting her the entire time.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. So there. There's gonna be a point of contention, guys, okay? And Alexi's like, what does she think they're gonna stop the plane for her? Come on. She probably does. And then it's two hours later and we're in Stephanie's private plane and Larsa Adriana are boarding. And Stephanie finally gets there. She's late and she's like, hello. Shake my hand, please, driver. That's right, Sergey. Okay, first, the Birkin. This is a Birkin that carries all of the other Birkins. It's 70,000 dol. Have you ever noticed the way she laughs?

[Ben Mandelker]

She does that.

[Ronnie Karam]

She does a silent laugh. But we have a friend who makes this exact same face. Her name rhymes with matey mazzorla. And she laughs like this. It looks just like her. It looks just like her. It cracks me up. That's the most likable crap about Stephanie.

[Ben Mandelker]

Is that little laugh crap is on the mat. Exclusive. The Stephanie Show. Stephanie, I don't even know what's her last name is Shojai. Laugh. You're so right. She laughs exactly like Midi Bazorla. So, yeah, she gets up, she has her thing, and then she gets on board and they're like, no, no, no, take off your shoes before you step on the cashmere because there's like a cashmere rug, I guess, which, listen, we know you're rich. We know you've got a private plane and all that stuff. Why do you have a cashmere carpet or rug like.

[Ronnie Karam]

That ain't her. That's her. That's her husband's company. Planes got show my all over it. He has. Because it's fancy. You take clients around on there, but.

[Ben Mandelker]

That'S not rug material, okay? Be. Be luxurious within reason. Like, be logically luxurious. Don't be stupid. Luxurious.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. And she's like, you know what they say, girls, departure time is whenever Stephanie shows up. Yeah. Let's get some drinks on. Let's get some drinks on.

[Ben Mandelker]

So they're going and making drinks. I think the reason why I really liked this private plane. I'm just going to talk about this the entire episode. I think the reason why I like this private plane is because they were acting in this private plane. They were. If they were just like in someone's kitchen. And I never really saw a private plane space feel like a kitchen. They were making cocktails. And obviously we know you can make cocktails on the plane because that's what flight attendants do all the time. But there was something about them grabbing booze and pouring drinks and. And dancing and lights. I don't know. I was like. I was like, I think I want a private plane now. I think I want this experience of my life. Can we make that a Patreon goal?

[Ronnie Karam]

You're a person who, like, has told yourself that you love rules. And you've defined yourself. You've defined your life by rules. And you're seeing what it's like to live without rules. And you're getting turned on. You're getting a no rule boner. You're going to become. You're going to become a fucking renegade, like, anarchist.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah.

[Ronnie Karam]

After this episode, I will.

[Ben Mandelker]

I will totally be an anarchist. Which is ironic because during the Spanish Civil War, anarchists were part of the mix. So, Casey, want. I've been playing a board game about the Spanish Civil War lately a lot. And you can play as anarchists. And I've learned. I'm learning things about what's. What went on in there in the 30s. So fun times, everyone. So Stephanie is like, I've never been this super social, full of, like, you know, full of friends type of girl, you know? And it's been, like, crazy. Look at all these lights flashing and we're partying. But I'm trying to do new things. And, I mean, how bad can it be, right? Guys, I am fun. I am Stephanie Shoja. I am paying for my friendships right now, which I will deny doing later.

[Ronnie Karam]

When she said, I've never been the super social, full of friends type of girl, I was like, oh, you don't say. I. I can't tell at all.

[Ben Mandelker]

You seem like the person. You seem like the person that people naturally gravitate to. Like, for instance, your sisters. Yeah.

[Ronnie Karam]

You just seem like you have so much fun with women. And she's like, guys, show my bags. I've got show my bags here. Everybody gets one. They've got led masks and bus bench posters with my face on them. Just if you want to put them anywhere in your house, that would be okay. And what else does she give them? She gets open pajamas.

[Ben Mandelker]

Not pajamas. She gives pajamas. Not pajamas. And Larsa. Larsa is, like, annoyed for some reason.

[Adriana De Moura]

She's like, I mean, who does Stephanie, like, think she is? Like, Oprah? Like, you got a gift. Like, you Get a gift. Like everybody's getting a gift. Like XYZ and this and that. Like.

[Ben Mandelker]

Like Larsa when you're. What? When did you not stop liking that? I feel like that's Larsa's MO in life is to receive gifts.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. So Adriana's like, I could get used to this life. It's a tough life, but someone's gotta live it. I'm grateful you chose me to live it.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Thank you for choosing me. Oh, it is. Kiki chose you to live this life, not me. Not me. Don't forget. Hilarious call back to Adriana being mean to me.

[Ben Mandelker]

I was concerned, honestly. Are you guys good? Are you guys fighting or anything? Like, what's going on? You guys want to fight right now?

[Alexia Echevarria]

No.

[Adriana De Moura]

No fighting.

[Ben Mandelker]

It's like. Cuz I feel like you feel like a certain way. Is that true? Do you want to put on my pajamas first before we discuss this?

[Adriana De Moura]

No.

[Ben Mandelker]

Maybe there's like a little hiccup, but I thought she had chosen to come without me.

[Alexia Echevarria]

If I would have a private plane, I would invite you on private plane and give you God pajamas. But I do not have private plane.

[Ronnie Karam]

Not my plane, not my rules, and.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Not my place to make an invitation.

[Ben Mandelker]

So the producer asks her, Julia, like, did the thought cross your mind to not take the private plane to be with Adriana on a commercial flight? And Julia's like, the answer is goat. No. Wait, I'm sorry, wrong question. The answer is no, and I think the answer should be no. I'm sorry. If someone invites me, like, this is not middle school. No. People don't have to hold hands on different flights. I think it was very nice of Stephanie to invite Julia, and I don't think that there was any obligation to, like, maybe if it was like a husband and a wife situation, maybe if you had like a Acadian Tom situation, maybe there'd be a consideration. But honestly, if.

[Alexia Echevarria]

If.

[Ben Mandelker]

If Dom got. If Dom. If you got invited onto a private plane and I was on commercial, I would be like, go, have fun. Have a blast. That is a lie. Sit there in the plan. I'd be like, them.

[Adriana De Moura]

Fuck them all.

[Ben Mandelker]

But it doesn't matter if I'm mad. You guys should still do it. You should. I should never. Never stay back because of me. Let me be mad. Let me. Let me be Katie. Katie Maloney on the plane. Because ultimately it's not right for you to give up a private plane experience for my crusty, angry ass.

[Ronnie Karam]

Oh, Ben, I would totally give it up for you. Don't worry. Whatever happens, you're the private plane is you silence that.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, I wish to make a noise.

[Ronnie Karam]

Everyone, but it was really hard. I couldn't invite Gertie. And speaking of Lisa, do you even think she made it on the plane? You guys, she's late all the time. I'm such part of this group. Look at me with girlfriends.

[Adriana De Moura]

I don't know like, but like I'm just gonna be cordial with her like. Cause Lisa hasn't even unfollowed my ex boyfriend like Marcus Jordan.

[Ronnie Karam]

Like.

[Alexia Echevarria]

It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial.

[Larsa Pippen]

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[Ben Mandelker]

And Stephanie's like, okay, guys, it's time for us to put on pajamas. Are you guys ready to put on your Shoma group pajamas? Mine are the white ones, you guys have the black ones. Okay, we could. We're gonna show what the difference here because I own the plane. Okay, so I've got different pajamas than you guys. You want to put on your pajamas? Anyone?

[Alexia Echevarria]

Like, no, but like, if Lisa doesn't like, see how like the things like I'm going through like publicly like with someone like bashing me like, you're not like my freaking friend. Like, I feel like I love Larsa.

[Ben Mandelker]

Elevating her situation with Marcus to like national scandal. No one is paying attention. No one cared. We saw the picture of him snorting coke in France and we all laughed like stupid Marcus.

[Ronnie Karam]

And we all never heard from him, right?

[Ben Mandelker]

No one is keeping tabs on Larsa's issues. No one is tracking down Larsa's comments on Marcus's Instagram. I'm gonna tell you that right now. And if there's footage of us talking about it on Crappy Hour, then fine, I don't care. It's two of us talking about it, but the world is not talking about.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah, this is not the world. We're just two queens, you know?

[Ben Mandelker]

So Stephanie is like, I wonder if the girls on commercial got pajamas also. Because I gave you guys pajamas because I'm a girlfriend. I'm a real girl girlfriend.

[Ronnie Karam]

Do you think the other girls are doing private plane things? Getting food, drinks, dancing, Getting show my bags? Do you think they're doing that on the private plane? What losers. Oh, my God. She. This girl screams, just got some old man's money. Like, she's just screams as sad. It makes me sad. Like, you should just be more enjoyable. You should just, like, enjoy this more without needing to rub it in everybody's face, you know, you just need to be one of those people. It's like you want to look at someone with new money and be like, their new money. They act like a Rockefeller. So classy.

[Ben Mandelker]

I. You know, my favorite version of new money is when people act like they're old money, but they've been new money all this time. Like Yolanda Foster, you know, oh, yes, you want to come onto my flight? Please come onto my flight. But I don't know. I like that. I can't describe it, though. That's my favorite version of new money is fake old money. But I'm really enjoying Stephanie being just an obnoxious twit. I don't know why. It just tickles me to no end.

[Ronnie Karam]

I'm laughing. I mean, look, I think that Stephanie is a complete asshole. I really do. I think she's a horrible human being. I think she's a terrible person. She's an awful, awful, awful girl. But I'm really enjoying her. I have to say, I was laughing very. It's fun to laugh at. It's kind of like a Heather Dubro thing. Like, I had to get through a lot of years of just despising Heather Dubro, and now I don't despise Heather Dubro anymore. Like, I can see the humor in her. You know what I mean?

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah.

[Ronnie Karam]

I don't know her, talk to her, or be in the same room with her or, you know, like, even, like, the same bus as her, whatever. Which would never happen.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, it's. Don't worry about that. Heather Dubro. Flap hand. Flap hand. I. Yeah. I just think that Stephanie. I think Stephanie is so funny because she's just. She just cracks me up, but. Obnoxious, terrible person, but cracks me up. So Julia is. We, we, by the way, we then see footage of the. The women on flying business class. And I do say it's. It's funny. Business class is so nice. And they're like, at a nice business class, they've got pods. This is like. This is like enviable flying. It's like first class. This is enviable flying. But after seeing the four women on their own plane, then when you see them all, when you see them all in first class, it looks like they are on like a city bus. I was like, disgusting. I mean, crowded. It is.

[Ronnie Karam]

Honestly, I'd take the pod. I would take the pod. I mean, to me, that's like the ultimate glamour. You're in your own private bed. You can be a bed or a chair. You don't have to look at anybody. You can watch whatever you want on tv. You get your own personal three meal service. I mean, that's for me. Listening to Stephanie brag about her shit. You could not pay me to be on that. Although I would take the red light mask because did you notice that red light mask was one that I suggested on Amazon Live? I was like, that girl must have watched our Amazon Live because she got my favorite red light mask.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yes. This week I'm hoping to add Shoma group pajamas onto our. Onto our broadcast. Fingers crossed. Fingers crossed. So Julia's like, do you think the.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Girlfriends are bitching about us having caviar and salsa?

[Ben Mandelker]

Or are they saying, we're so happy for them? And Stephanie is like, absolutely none of them are saying, we're so happy for them. I feel like I've got to make a noise to do the Stephanie. Like, for the people who are just listening with audio, I feel like we have to make some sort of noise, indicate. It's Stephanie's silent laugh.

[Ronnie Karam]

It's just so funny to me that she doesn't ever make any noise. There's no breathing. There's no panting. There's nothing. She just go. So then we cut to Marisol and she's getting glams. They're like doing her lips and her, like, you know, widow outfit. She's like, oh, my God. Flying commercial, you have to go through the line. You have to see tsa. You have to take things out of your bag. They stick their finger up your buns. They like do a mouth Swab. You know, they turn you upside down by your ankles and shake you. I feel like a fucking prison. What is this, a tuna sandwich? I feel like a prisoner. And.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Oh, horrible.

[Ben Mandelker]

So then we come back to Steph, and she has a big announcement because I love tea sandwiches. Like, Marisol's tea sandwiches were so good. This is the first time we've ever heard anyone declare love for a tea sandwich. I feel like tea sandwiches are the most basic, simple sandwiches of all time. I mean, they're nice. I mean, cream. Cream cheese and cucumber. Fine, lovely. But who says that they love tea sandwiches? I'm sorry. That is crazy. When there's so many other, better sandwiches out there in the world. Tea sandwiches are just like the. They're just the. They're just. I'm trying to even. I can't even come up with a metaphor. I can't even come up with an analogy. I was gonna try to say that they're the something of sandwiches. I can't even come up with what they are. What are they of the sandwiches?

[Ronnie Karam]

They are. They're like. Well, no, not even mayo, because mayo is like a must.

[Ben Mandelker]

They're like the Christopher Cross. They're like the Christopher Cross of sandwiches.

[Ronnie Karam]

Oh, okay.

[Ben Mandelker]

Nice. Yeah, they're nice.

[Ronnie Karam]

They're just basics, you know? And she. I think she likes them because she sees them as something that's fancy, you know, like, she went to a tea in England with Massoud or whatever, and she's like, oh, my God, this is so fancy. You know what? I'm really into Massoud tea sandwiches. I always happen. Always have been. How did you know that? And you brought me to a tea sandwich place.

[Ben Mandelker]

Larsa goes so good. Larsa has no idea what a tea sandwich is. She doesn't even realize that the sandwich that is in her fingers is a tea sandwich. She thinks it's a sandwich in the shape of a tea.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah, she thinks she's eating. Gossip session, you know?

[Alexia Echevarria]

So, like, Barry and Alexi, like, fighting. Like, it's like, I'm so confused.

[Ronnie Karam]

Like, and we see the Chihuahua vs. Rottweiler fight, and Stephanie is saying, you try to belittle me. You try to belittle women to try to make yourself be. Feel better.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Julia's like, ah, just my advice. You feel she belittled you? Maybe let's stick to this point without saying she belittle other women. Because, honestly, I don't think she belittles other women. She belittles little women. You are little woman. But not all women. Only little women. Maybe say she be Littles.

[Ronnie Karam]

Little Women.

[Alexia Echevarria]

This would be good.

[Ben Mandelker]

This would be.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Okay.

[Ben Mandelker]

Her favorite novel is literally called Belittle Women. Okay? Adriana goes, well, you didn't.

[Adriana De Moura]

You didn't see her belittling me for two straight years. Julia.

[Ben Mandelker]

And Julia's like, adriana, you're good with her now. Why are you going to the past? You had this thing about you. I love you, Blithe. You go to the past all the time, and Adriana's going to the past all the time. Like, I don't know, maybe Julia being upset at Gertie being a little salty about a cruise line was Captain sand.

[Ronnie Karam]

That happened a year ago.

[Ben Mandelker]

Or Julia being upset about Gertie not hopping on a zoom link fast enough. God, I hate when people go to the past. So Julia's like, you know, it's just you go to the past all the time. And she's like.

[Adriana De Moura]

Because we're talking about the pattern of behavior.

[Ben Mandelker]

That's why, you know, all of a.

[Adriana De Moura]

Sudden, Julia has developed selective amnesia, you.

[Ben Mandelker]

Know, and we see a really great flashback montage of Alexia belittling women and.

[Ronnie Karam]

Julia in particular, which is really funny. She goes, oh, you know how to be a prostitute because you're Russian, so that's why. That's why you know how to be a prostitute.

[Ben Mandelker]

So funny. So Adrianna thinks that basically Julia's memory is clouded by her new friendship with Alexia.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Well, it is up to her. It is up and down with her and Todd, and I'm not making excuses for her. But Alexia, Alexia doesn't understand because she can't take jokes right now because she's.

[Ronnie Karam]

Very upset, and she's like, it's not my fault she doesn't have humor. Am I right? Am I right, guys?

[Adriana De Moura]

Sevilla, here we come.

[Ben Mandelker]

Like, so then Julia, I don't know. This. This whole scene just is making me laugh. Like, everything about it makes me laugh. Just like Larsa in the corner going.

[Adriana De Moura]

Sevilla, here we come.

[Ben Mandelker]

I don't know why. I don't know. Larsa even understands where she's going in the world right now. I think she thinks she's going to get off and, like, she'll be in Australia somewhere.

[Adriana De Moura]

She's like, where are the koalas?

[Ben Mandelker]

Like, so Julia is like, stephanie and Alexia both have strong personalities, and hopefully they can coexist on trip. Like Martina and Chris Everett during press tour. Because we're going to Spain for Alexia and I need everyone to get along. Wishful thinking, right?

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. She's going to ruin it in two seconds.

[Alexia Echevarria]

I Hope everyone gets along. By the way, Alexia, you were talking about you.

[Ronnie Karam]

So now Julie and Larza take the beds and they're cuddling in their masks and everybody gets in their red light and. Morning. It's now morning. Fun fact. Did you know that Spain has five different types of Spanish, which in its own country. The first official language is Castilian.

[Alexia Echevarria]

And Castilian had a list.

[Ronnie Karam]

So, for example, Barcelona, Ibiza, dry neath. And then her Chiron says, Professor Adriana, resident expert on all things.

[Ben Mandelker]

I love this, like, little lesson. I actually really liked it, but it just was so funny that they inserted it out of nowhere. Just like, here's Adriana to tell us a little bit more about Spain's languages.

[Ronnie Karam]

Because even. Bravo. Even the editors at RAVA are like, let's mock somebody for going back to school, because that shit is hilarious. Can you believe this idiot is going to Harvard? What a loser.

[Adriana De Moura]

Rumor has it it was created by an old king that had a lisp and he couldn't really say the S properly.

[Ben Mandelker]

I just love how she's also so delighted when she tells people she's teaching someone information and she has a story later on that she also conducts with the same tone as if she's explaining about, like, different Spanish dialects.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah.

[Ben Mandelker]

However, it has a different ending. Well.

[Ronnie Karam]

I love the story too, about the old king with the lisp. And I love it. Just shows how powerful gays are. We're like, guess what, I'm gay. And you're all gonna at least talk gay. You may not have a dick in your mouth, but you are gonna have a gay tongue in your mouth. Do you understand? It is now said Barcelona and that's it. And if not, you're beheaded. Got it? Batch.

[Ben Mandelker]

And we're calling it Castilian. Oh, because you live in a castle? No, it's because Julian Castilian lives next door and I really want to impress him.

[Ronnie Karam]

So now Stephanie's group is in a van and she's like, do you guys have your passports? And Lars assists.

[Alexia Echevarria]

The only time. The only thing, like, I've still got on me, like, is a good time, like, and I'm, like, ready to, like, have, like, a great time, like.

[Ben Mandelker]

Larsa. When she said this with a big goofy smile on her face, she was, like, trying to have this, like. Like, we're girlfriends going on a trip moment. We're here. But she started off in the wrong way because she said the only. She should have said, the only thing I still have on me is a bad time and I'm Ready to have a good time. But she's like, the only thing I.

[Adriana De Moura]

Still have on me is a good time. And I'm ready for a great time.

[Ben Mandelker]

Ha. Okay. Sure, sure. That could be your let's get this party started motto.

[Alexia Echevarria]

She's like, I've been to Barcelona, like, and Ibiza, like, but I've never, like, been to Sevilla, like, so, like, you know what? Like, I love, like, cultures and, like, foods and, like, I don't know, they have cars there, right? I love their cars. I love the cars there.

[Ben Mandelker]

You cannot tell me that Larsa eats on vacation or partakes in any sort of local culture. You just cannot tell me that Larsa is shopping and partying. That's it. Yeah.

[Ronnie Karam]

So Julia has explained. She's like, okay, everybody, we got a presidential suite. But. Oh, no, no.

[Alexia Echevarria]

I'm sorry, I'm Jul. Shut up. You shut up. Stop taking my line, little person. Okay, I'm Julia. So we have a presidential suite as one of our suites, but I have taken the moment to give this suite to Alexia because she is going through such a hard time. So I hope everyone is good. I waited to tell you until after I was off of your private plane.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yes, seriously. But guess what? The joke is on Julia Because. Hello, Ms. Stephanie Shojai. You have been upgraded to a present presidential suite for the second president who can visit us. And she's like, oh, that was not me. That was.

[Adriana De Moura]

I did not do that.

[Ben Mandelker]

And guess what? It was Massoud. So she has, like a big. She has everything. She has a patio. There's roses. They walk in their Chanel gifts. And then they have to sit there and watch her as she, like, unpacks all the these gifts and try to, like, pretend like they are not super jealous.

[Ronnie Karam]

I mean, those are really nice gifts. I wonder what he gives to the mistress. I mean, Jesus, giving that to the wife. What do you. Who are you giving the good stuff to? Well, I've had lots of men do very romantic things for me. One time, a man took me on a helicopter all the way to his own private island in the Bahamas. And it was a pyramid. And there was a lady there who got us massages from girls who had golf hats on, but nothing else. And it was great. Unfortunately, he died. His helicopter went down.

[Ben Mandelker]

He died in his helicopter flying back.

[Adriana De Moura]

From his island back to Palm Beach.

[Ben Mandelker]

Died.

[Adriana De Moura]

The helicopter fell.

[Ronnie Karam]

Got Epstein on the way home. So Stephanie is unpacking her presents, and meanwhile, the other ladies are coming in vans, and they're called Team no Sleep. And Marisol goes To see me, see them passing orange trees, which are orange, and they pass them, and Marisol goes, are those limes?

[Ben Mandelker]

Oranges. The capital is known for its oranges.

[Ronnie Karam]

Also oranges are known for orange.

[Ben Mandelker]

Orange is the new lime. Am I right? So Lisa. They find out that Lisa is landing soon. And Alexis, like, you know, I love that Lisa is safe, but, like, oh, well, you know, Peter, I would have, like, really appreciated if she would have sent us a text, but, like, not just saying anything had us really worried that she might actually be joining us. Like, I was like, please don't make it on the trip. But she might. She's joining, after all.

[Ronnie Karam]

We were so worried about her. Look how we acted at the airport when we said, where's Lisa? And then we got on the plane and we left.

[Ben Mandelker]

So then meanwhile, the other women, they've changed. They're. They've spiffed up, and they're now sitting at the hotel bar. And there's like a. There's this guy named Oliver who works at the hotel. And she goes, I have to tell you, I am obsessed with Tomas. He is like your best employee of all time. And then we see that there's this guy Tomas, who's basically like a butler who was in the. The room with Steph. And she's like, okay, repeat after me. Tomas, no basic. Okay, no basic. I hate to break it to you, but you're kind of the basic of this group.

[Ronnie Karam]

You're not the rule keeper. Tomas, just repeat it. He's like, no, basic. She's like, very good. Give him a raise. So then we go to Julie and Adriana going to a bar, and Stephanie's there, and she's like, like, you guys, this is my first trip without Massoud. It is so hard without being with Massoud, you know, like, going down steps and not worrying if somebody's going to fall down them. You know what I mean? It's really, really hard to get used to. Do you have any other trips and not having to read them to somebody difficult.

[Ben Mandelker]

It's just weird being on a trip and not being told that you're going to be going on another trip within the trip to go to Canada. It's just weird. But she says the only other trip that she's had was with. With. Without Ms. Hood was when she went to Columbia to get her boobs reduced. So I. I just love the way she continues to, like, brag when, like, she finds new and interesting ways to brag at all times. Like, she have just such enormous boobs that they had to be reduced. So she went to Columbia to do it.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. Why are you getting. Why are you finally getting an old man and getting your boobs reduced? When the old man is starting to grow the boobs, it just seems like weird timing.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, well, it's like you. It's like conservation of mass. Like there can. It's just, you can't. Like, it's a zero sum effect. If his boobs get bigger, yours must get smaller. Yeah, so she says, I don't like being away from my husband because I'm obsessed with him. I'm addicted to him. Like, I love his energy. I like, I'm. I'd love having him around me. Like, I like to tell him things. I like to go to lunch. I like to have breakfast. I like to have dinner. I like to cuddle with him. I like his presence around me all the time.

[Ronnie Karam]

I give them five years.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, well, I'm sure you could have gone to a fabulous place with Bassood and had fun, but you chose to be with us. And thank you for that.

[Ronnie Karam]

Oh, yeah. There's so many feelings that need to be discussed. But we need to move on and be friends. And while I do believe that Alexia should choose her words more wisely, I do not not like her.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Two grown up women fighting about dog breeds is pretty funny. I have to say. It was so hilarious.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, I think what it is is Napoleon syndrome. Because you go to sleep every night feeling very, very in fear. So you wake up in the morning and try to make yourself feel like you're superior. But in reality, reality, every day you go to bed knowing you have self esteem issues. And at. This was so funny. Is that when she was saying this? I literally thought she was talking about herself at first. Because she's the short one.

[Ronnie Karam]

She's the short one. That's what Napoleon complex is.

[Ben Mandelker]

And that's what. Yeah. And then you start. I started to realize, oh, she's saying Alexia has Napoleon complex. I was like, do you know what a Napoleon complex is? And you realize you're the Napoleon here.

[Ronnie Karam]

She just described herself and you know, you need to make yourself superior, but in reality, it's your sister that are bitches. Right, guys? Napoleon complex.

[Ben Mandelker]

You need to make yourself feel superior. Like, I don't know, picking and choosing gets to go on a private plane with you. I don't know.

[Ronnie Karam]

And then bragging about all the Chanel gifts your husband sent you when he upgraded you to a presidential suite.

[Ben Mandelker]

For a moment I thought she was being self reflective. I was like, I actually really appreciate that she acknowledges that she has Napoleon syndrome. And then it's like, oh, no, her Napoleon syndrome is so bad, she actually thinks the taller person has it. I've never seen the Napoleon syndrome be so ironic.

[Ronnie Karam]

So Adriana's like. I'm like, who are you? Oh. So Julia tells. Oh, so, like, the other girls come in to the bar, all the bus people. So they come in and Julia gets right, runs up off her seat to Alexi, and she's like, hello, get ready. We were talking about you. But have drink first. Have drink first. Because girl over there talking about you.

[Alexia Echevarria]

It'S gonna be mad.

[Ronnie Karam]

It's gonna be bad.

[Ben Mandelker]

And note, her tone was not, oh, my God, we were just talking about you. Her tone was, get ready, we were just talking about you. You need to have a drink first. There was nothing about that that was friendly or that was peacekeeping or was in line with everything else that Julia said this trip was supposed to be about.

[Ronnie Karam]

No, she was being a little kiss ass. Of course she's running up to her, like, masters and giving them the information so she can be like, oh, I was the one standing up for you. Everybody else hates you. I guess I'm your best friend here.

[Ben Mandelker]

So, Alexis. Well, I don't care. They can all go off. What do you mean they were talking about me? I told you not to talk. I told you not to talk about me.

[Ronnie Karam]

But it wasn't me. I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about them not talking about you, maybe. And so Adriana sees this and she's like. I'm like, who are you? Do I even know you? Are you like a little puppy now? It's like she became Alexis Little, so eager to run to mommy. Just a small fact, mommies are called mommies because the real word is mother, which is longer. But people shorten it out of affection for the woman that birthed them.

[Ben Mandelker]

And that woman died in helicopter. So Alexia, Alexia is tells everyone that Lisa missed the flight and has landed in Madrid.

[Adriana De Moura]

And Larsa's like, like, I wish I would have, like, bet, like, on Lisa missing her flight life. Like, because I would have made, like, a million dollars. Like, because I would have bet, like, a million dollars. Like, and then, well, I guess I would have bet, like $500,000. Like, and then I would have won that back, like, so it'd be like a million and, like, XYZ and this and that.

[Ronnie Karam]

She's gonna be late to her own funeral. Girls, honestly.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Here comes one right now.

[Ronnie Karam]

So Alexia goes upstairs with her group and Julia joins them, and Stephanie is telling Larsa, we haven't been off the plane for two hours. And this is how Julia repays me. She doesn't even let me finish the conversation. She just goes and gossip. The one horrible, disgusting move that she made. That is one horrible, disgusting, poor person never going on a private plane again. Move that she just made. I hope she enjoys. Southwest Airlines.

[Ben Mandelker]

This is Stephanie, who's like, this is how she repays me for me doing this for her. When later on, she's like, I don't. I don't buy things for my friends. So that way.

[Ronnie Karam]

She got to go on a sponsored company old man jet. How dare she taking her old man pajamas.

[Ben Mandelker]

She got free branded Shoma Group pajamas. That's valuable. So, yeah, Adriana's like, yeah, she's. This is a new Julie. I don't know her. So then the other. The other ladies are toasting to each other. They're checking the rooms. Marisol, for some reason, is dressed like she's in a hazmat suit. She's like an all white, and she has, like, a little thing over her head. I think she thought she was going to Chernobyl.

[Ronnie Karam]

And then Julia goes, everybody, stop the process. I'm just looking for E.T. give them up. Give them up. We can go back to our day. Does anybody have a stockpile of stuffed animals? He likes to hide Laos.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, I'm worried about radioactivity because the limes here are orange. That's scary. So Julia goes back to the original group, and she's like, what have I missed? And Stephanie goes, julia, I have a question for you. What the hell were you thinking? She hasn't even been here for two hours, and you have to go.

[Adriana De Moura]

Gossip.

[Ben Mandelker]

Gossip. I said we were talking about you. Like, oh, we were talking about you.

[Adriana De Moura]

But why would you do that, though? Like. Like, why'd you do that?

[Ben Mandelker]

Like.

[Adriana De Moura]

Like, though.

[Ronnie Karam]

It's, like, so disrespectful. I thought we were friends, but did.

[Alexia Echevarria]

I tell her we were talking about. I know. I said we are.

[Ben Mandelker]

Hi.

[Alexia Echevarria]

We're talking about you.

[Ben Mandelker]

Have fun.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Look at you.

[Ronnie Karam]

You're here. We were talking about you.

[Ben Mandelker]

Lies, lies, lies. Okay, why are you stirring the pot? We just got here. You were the one that was like, this trip has to be fun. This trip has to be great, and you're already stirring the pot. It hasn't been 10 minutes. Like, the pot hasn't even been taken out of the box yet.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Huh? Stephanie.

[Ronnie Karam]

No, no. Stir, stir, stir. You know what? Stir away, because guess what?

[Alexia Echevarria]

I Have the biggest fucking spoon, bitch.

[Ronnie Karam]

And I'll be stirring all Fucking trip.

[Ben Mandelker]

No, literally, guys, I have, like, a really big spoon. Like, Massoud got it for me. It was actually hilarious. So when I was coming back from Colombia, when I had my breasts reduced, he was like, I feel bad that you went on a trip without me. So we went. When we flew back up to Canada, he found an enormous Montreal spoon. They call it Montreal spoon. So I brought it back. It's actually the only one in the entire world. So I have a huge spoon. Oh, my God. I'll show you guys when I get back to Miami.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Yeah. Like, those are the ones you have to, like, look out for the ones that are, like, doing all the dirty work. Like, and then you're not knowing, like, Marisol. Marisol's definitely dangerous also. You know what's dangerous? Like, spoons. They're, like, really hard. Like, nothing stays on them. I keep putting them on. I keep trying to put food on there, and it just falls off.

[Ronnie Karam]

You need to turn the spoon the other way.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Oh, yeah.

[Ronnie Karam]

Wow.

[Adriana De Moura]

Yeah. Spoons are scary because when I look at my reflection in it, I'm upside down. That's like. That's not right.

[Ben Mandelker]

Like, so Julia is. Julia's like, stephanie, I like you, but.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Stop with the attitude, please.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, I'd like you, but then you go and you tell someone we were talking about them just because, like, the only thing we were talking about was the situation. Like, you didn't have to go and tell her. You know, I have a. You know. Okay, Okay. I have a. I have a prayer I'd like to say for Julia. Lord, baby Jesus, protect us from people with hidden agendas as we strive to be genuine and others are not. Amen.

[Ronnie Karam]

And Julia's like, well, cheers to Seville. And she goes, well, cheers to finding.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Out who our real friends are.

[Ronnie Karam]

You're never gonna see my money again.

[Alexia Echevarria]

You're never gonna see my showma again.

[Ben Mandelker]

So it's night time now. People are getting into glam. Marisol is, of course, leeching off Alexia's glam because it's Marisol and their hair spray. The. The guys doing hairspray on or the. Whoever it was is doing hairspray on her and Mars.

[Ronnie Karam]

Like, wow.

[Ben Mandelker]

God, be careful. I got hair spraying my khaki.

[Ronnie Karam]

Well, I'm glad you wanted to do this. Julie and I both want you to be distracted from thinking about. Ta da da. All right. Oh, yeah. I thought it was weird that Julia, as soon as she saw me, was like, oh, we've been Talking about you. Oh no, that's Alexia. I thought it was weird that Julia, as soon as she saw me was like, oh, we've been talking about you. Like, I don't know if I like should be happy or like, were they saying nice things? No, don't be so wicked and think the worst. It was probably something great, you know?

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. Then we cut to Larsa. This is, this is actually, it's actually really up. But like the way it's treated on this show kind of cracked me up because it's so Real Housewives in Miami. So Larsa's like in glam and she gets a phone call.

[Adriana De Moura]

She's like, hello, hello, hello, hello.

[Ronnie Karam]

The best part is she was saying a different accent.

[Alexia Echevarria]

She goes, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.

[Adriana De Moura]

Hola. This guy keeps calling me from different numbers saying I have a crush on you. And I've like blocked all these numbers.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Instead I'm like, what country are you from? Like I can like, I can only reject him in like the language that he's like accustomed it to. So like, so I say hello in so many different languages.

[Ben Mandelker]

Like Larsa is literally being stalked and Stephanie goes, larsa, are you dating anybody? Like, like I don't care. Like this is a scary situation and like Stephanie just doesn't even like, whatever. Are you dating anybody?

[Adriana De Moura]

Like nothing crazy.

[Ben Mandelker]

Like, okay, I mean this in a kind loving way. I just feel like maybe you should try and stay away from athletes for a couple of months and try a bit businessman or I don't know, what about that guy on the phone who keeps calling you? I mean, I think stalkers could be a totally viable source of romance.

[Ronnie Karam]

I mean he's making an effort, you know, and that's the important thing.

[Alexia Echevarria]

No, but like, like I'm open but like, whatever. Like the universe like has in store. Like, you know, like if it's rich and like has like a career in like sports, then yeah, like, and then.

[Ronnie Karam]

They show the guy that's doing their glam but they don't give him a name. They're like Cesar and Sammy or whatever. I was like, can they have their own identity vanities? Because you're only talking to one and he's like, oh, you know what? I think that she likes being a MILF because if it was, if I was 25 or a 75 year old with the same bank account, who would you date? And Lars is like, but like I.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Can'T like go to bed at like 8:30, like my love here. Like I go to clubs, I like to Stay out like all night.

[Ben Mandelker]

Like, Stephanie's like, excuse me, we sometimes go out all the way to 9:30. Okay? Because only bad things happen after 10:00pm, right? So Stephanie says that she doesn't have a guy for Larsa yet because Larsa has strict requirements, AKA they have to be athletes. And Lars is like, I'm open to it.

[Adriana De Moura]

I mean, Steph wants to find me someone in finance or like a builder or something like that. That's stupid. I don't like it.

[Ben Mandelker]

So Larsa. Larsa is saying that she hopes that Julia doesn't go back and tell Alexia everything. Where Alexia is feeling like she has to like, like come into this trip, like in a bad mood, which is too late for that. That ship has sailed.

[Ronnie Karam]

And Steph is like, well, you know what these people need to get used to? If you stir the pot, I'm going to stir the pot right back and I'm going to flip the table right back on you. And I'm not going to stay quiet.

[Alexia Echevarria]

It's like, wow, that's like a really big reaction for like, I don't know.

[Ronnie Karam]

Like a normal day on Housewives. You're going to need to scale it back a little bit there.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. So.

[Ronnie Karam]

The flamenco singers have been brought to dinner and Alexi's like, hello, Hello. I love flamenco. I love your work. Oh my God, I love you. Come here, give me a kiss. You know what you do flamenco. You know what you do? Put your foot down. That's what I'm trying to learn to do with Todd.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Okay?

[Ronnie Karam]

So maybe you can teach me. Put my foot down. Click, click, click, click, click, click, click.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Click, click, click, click, click, click.

[Ronnie Karam]

I did it. Give me a kiss. Come on.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, this trip is really important for Alexia because we've decided it is. And it's my duty to distract her and keep her off thoughts of Todd. I mean, so I hired this musician. He looks like Kenny G, but they call him. They call him just like the crazy guy who sings. And you know, I want him to start to give us a good mood to begin the trip with a bang, you know?

[Ronnie Karam]

Well, I want to say something personal about love. I'd like to sing with my heart to Alexia. I will sing with my whole heart. Alexia.

[Alexia Echevarria]

So.

[Ben Mandelker]

Good. It's so good. Oh, well, you know, Peter is so good. I know Peter. I'm crying.

[Ronnie Karam]

I was. He was dying. He's like right in her face, like, o. He's like sobbing. He's like, please, the love inside, don't let it go.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, I'M crying in my khaki right now. It's just so beautiful. Everyone's, like, trying not to laugh. I mean, I don't know. I don't know what. Like, I feel like this is like a certain style of singing. So I was. I was watching, trying to be respectful, like, oh, this is probably just a local style of, like, incantation. But I was like, this is great. This is great.

[Ronnie Karam]

It's so funny because the drama. He was just so dramatic. Oh, my gosh. And the song he was singing was so funny.

[Ben Mandelker]

He's like, oh, my God, the son you gave him.

[Ronnie Karam]

That man didn't understand your love. Ladies are crying. Alexi are both sobbing like, oh, my God.

[Ben Mandelker]

And. And I have to say, like, everyone's trying to be respectful, but they cannot. They cannot hold their laughter. They are like, dying inside. Like, Larsa just, like, she's just like. Like, she's just trying to cover her mouth. Everyone's just, like, trying to be like, chill. And they're like.

[Ronnie Karam]

This guy was just so dramatic. And Lars is like, I don't, like.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Know what's, like, happening. Like, like Alexia, Mary, sort of, like crying. But, like, I don't feel, like, any emotion.

[Ben Mandelker]

But.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah. Do you ever feel any emotion? Like, have we ever seen Larsa with any emotion ever?

[Ben Mandelker]

I don't think Larsa feels anything anymore. I don't know if that she has. I don't think sensation is something I think about with Larsa. There's a lot. So Marisol's like, well, I did not ask Danny to play that tearjerker. That was. That was on his own. Holy crap.

[Ronnie Karam]

Wow.

[Ben Mandelker]

My goodness. Silas crying so much that my knees got lubricated.

[Ronnie Karam]

And then it ends and Alexi goes, ole, ole. So they applause and then caviar is served. And Julie is gives her speech like.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Welcome to Sevilla Civil. Seville? Yeah, Sevilla. We've put a trip together to welcome you all. We have had different reasons to be here. Me, scary, got babysitting children, Larsa, I don't know. She knows where she is. Stephanie. Mean person needs mean place to go. But we wanted to make it special for you, Alexia.

[Ronnie Karam]

And she goes, oh, you have. You have. That was so special. That was so special. I died inside and came back to life. Thank you, ladies. Thank you.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Thank you, Danny.

[Ben Mandelker]

I love you, Danny.

[Ronnie Karam]

I love you. Don't change, Danny. You're a star. Smaller star, but still a star. You're in a constellation of stars.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Okay.

[Ronnie Karam]

I'm like the moon of the stars.

[Ben Mandelker]

Okay.

[Ronnie Karam]

Okay, Little Dipper. I love you. Little Dipper.

[Ben Mandelker]

I'm Ursa Major. You're Ursa Minor. Oh, my. My friends are my family. And, like, the only reason I'm still standing is because of my friends, you know? So, like, no matter what, if we have our differences, we come together and we support each other, even except one person.

[Ronnie Karam]

Where's Lisa? Where's Lisa?

[Ben Mandelker]

So she's like, she's on a train because. Oh, well, you know, Peter, she missed the flight, so she had to go to Miami, London, London, Madrid, Madrid. To get on the train to Seville. I see a map and she's. You know that Lisa had a million bags and she went alone. Because these people. The production was like, we paid a lot of money for this flight. And you just were like. You just shrugged it off. Good luck. You're carrying your own bags. Through planes, trains and automobiles.

[Ronnie Karam]

They didn't even give her a pa. They're like, good luck. Hope you can make it. And I like that. Alexi is so dramatic. She makes every city twice. She's like, Miami, then London, London, Madrid, Madrid. Then she went to Madrid, and then from Madrid, she was coming from London. So then London, she went to Madrid. But then when she got to Madrid, she had to go on a train from Madrid to Seville. From Madrid, it was like, from Madrid to Seville. So it was like, London, Madrid, Madrid, London, London, Sevilla, Sevilla, Seville, Sevilla, London, London. It's like, okay, it's three places. So it's like. I can't even imagine little Lisa getting on a train with her luggage. She must be like, oh, my God, there's so much luggage. I'm just a little lady. I've got so much luggage. What is she gonna do?

[Alexia Echevarria]

What?

[Ronnie Karam]

What's she gonna do?

[Ben Mandelker]

I think. I think they, like, think of the train as being this thing with, like. It's like donkeys are on there. Like, people have bird cages selling spices. Like, just like. Like peasants and, like, beggars and everything. But. But reality is. I mean, if you have, like, more than one bag on a train, it is very stressful. And you know that Lisa has, like, five giant suitcases. I really don't know. I really don't know how she did that. I don't know how she did the train. How do you do that with so many bags and you're alone?

[Ronnie Karam]

Mars is like, oh, my God.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Like, she might end up in, like, Poland or, like, Italy. What if she ends up in Poland?

[Ben Mandelker]

I would love it if Lisa ended up in Poland. Like, she said, well, I'm in Warsaw, everyone. So Adrian's like, I feel like she's paying the price.

[Adriana De Moura]

Just like that man who died in.

[Ben Mandelker]

A helicopter, no one wants to be on the train.

[Ronnie Karam]

So Stephanie announces that tomorrow she's taking everyone to a luxury flamenco dress store because they're gonna get luxury dresses because she's stubby. And she knows what town, too, because she's been here many, many times. So she knows where the luxury flamenco's.

[Ben Mandelker]

At, but they have to have appointments to go into the store. And, like, what happens if there's the Lisa appointment? So they decided that they're gonna give Lisa the last appointment of the day, and if she makes it, she makes it. Which makes me wonder if they're setting up some sort of drama. That Lisa shows up last, and there's, like, no, no more good. Like, flamenco dresses left, and she has a meltdown, which I feel like will probably happen.

[Ronnie Karam]

Yeah.

[Alexia Echevarria]

But, like, I feel like it's rude.

[Ronnie Karam]

Like, yeah, it is real. And she needs to check in with us. I mean, why? She checked in with us. Yeah, she needs to check in. That's what I always say, you know? I always say, you know, Peter, you got to check in, you know? And then one time, Peter didn't check in. And Frankie Bazar. I said, how could you not check in in front of Frankie? Come on.

[Ben Mandelker]

Come on, bro. Come on. Alexia. Alexia full on, has, like, her. Her nose up in the air, you know, when she. Her impervious. Imperious. Impervious nose. Whatever it is imperial. Maybe she has her nose up. She's like, you got a chicken. You have to check in. How do you not check in if you don't? You have to check in. If you're gonna be late, that's fine, but check in.

[Ronnie Karam]

You're not gonna imagine me, like, last week at the preppy party wearing glasses right now, so you'll take me more serious.

[Alexia Echevarria]

She didn't check in.

[Ben Mandelker]

When you're late for your friends who work so hard to organize a trip. And by your friends working so hard, I mean people at Bravo and your friends take all the credit for it. It is not the right thing to do.

[Alexia Echevarria]

That is not right.

[Ben Mandelker]

You must check in.

[Alexia Echevarria]

She thinks we are not important enough to make a call. Another bad Lisa. Like, but, like, we had the best time on the plane with Stephanie.

[Ronnie Karam]

Like, Marisa's like, I am just so happy for you. Wow. I'll play in a private plane. That was amazing. I enjoy the tuna fish sandwich that somebody threw out of my head while I was getting my ankles shook out in tsa. So.

[Adriana De Moura]

Yeah, we drank, like, we danced. Like, it was fun.

[Ben Mandelker]

Like, I felt bad to split all of you guys up. But, you know, I did ask you first. I did ask you Alexia first. And Marisol's like, yeah, when we arrived, did you guys feel a weird vibe? Sorry, this Lieutenant Marisol showing up to do Lexi's dirty work right now. So let's get the ball rolling on the fight.

[Ronnie Karam]

I felt it was weird, too, Kiki. Yeah, it was weird. I felt that. Well, yeah, because then Julia came up and she said you were talking about me. So. Yeah, she said that. You know, it would have been nice to get a heads up about it, you know, like maybe like a text or something, you know, because you're supposed to.

[Ben Mandelker]

Heads up.

[Adriana De Moura]

She was like. She was, like, basically getting off her chest.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, like the time I went to Colombia to get a breast reduction. I just like to get it off my chest. Oh, well, yeah, well, you spent time getting to know the other girls, but you judged me from day one. Because that is not true, Alexia. Well, at Marisol's party, I thought you were going to sit down and tell me how you couldn't take all of this, attack all of us. And, you know, it turns out all you said, all the hurtful, defamatory lies, and how could you accuse me of belittling women to make myself better? Like, I know you guys, I know you're new, but these girls have known me for years. So you're just gonna come into the group and change the dynamics and make me look or seem like somebody I'm not.

[Ronnie Karam]

Okay, first of all, you're not going to tell me what dynamics I'm going to change and not going to change and be sorry you're offended, but sometimes the truth hurts, Napoleon.

[Ben Mandelker]

I like Stephanie taking a stance on which dynamic she's going to change. You don't get to tell me what dynamics I'm going to change.

[Ronnie Karam]

I'll change dynamics all I want to. Just who do you think you are? I am Stephanie Shojai. She was. And I meant Alexia Napola. Okay, so there. You're Shojai. I'm a Nepala. So look at that. Let's see. Last.

[Ben Mandelker]

And I think you're very insecure. I think you're very insecure.

[Ronnie Karam]

No, no, no, no. You have insecurity. You're insecure yourself. That's what I said about her, right? She's insecure.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, I'm Alexia. I'm Alexia. When I tell you, even though it was all over the trailers, I. Let me tell you Something I cracked up with her thumping her chest, yelling, I'm Alexia.

[Ronnie Karam]

Oh, you know why? Because my confidence, it bothers you. You know, thank you very much. Because that's what happened. Look, my confidence hurts, okay? Oh, yeah, Jealousy hurts. What am I jealous of? What am I jealous of? What am I jealous of?

[Ben Mandelker]

What? What?

[Ronnie Karam]

Just.

[Ben Mandelker]

You need therapy, you know?

[Adriana De Moura]

And when somebody comes in with, you.

[Ben Mandelker]

Know, youth and beauty and a lot more money. Alexia, I think she's a star. And then that start might get threatened.

[Adriana De Moura]

And I think that might be a point of contention.

[Ronnie Karam]

It's like, why are you trying to start a problem with me? That's your tone of voice, okay? That's the tone of voice you take. And she goes, okay, then match my tone of voice. Oh, I'm matching it right now. I'm matching your tone of voice right now. Okay? So Julie's like, oh, my God, would.

[Alexia Echevarria]

I have known I would start a crazy conversation. I never would have done it. I feel so bad. This is not what dinner is supposed to be about.

[Ben Mandelker]

This classic person who says something like that, and it's like, oopsie. I never would have known that when I made it sound like they were talking about you, that she would get mad.

[Ronnie Karam]

Where does this go wrong, Mary Soul? I have tried at every event to talk, to talk to Alexia. Do you remember the time I told her her husband was garbage? I mean, come on, it was like a hug. It was like a warm hug I was trying to give her.

[Ben Mandelker]

And I have reciprocated by calling me a Chihuahua. Will you take things too personally, my dear? It's like you called me a Chihuahua. Well, because you said I barked.

[Adriana De Moura]

It's, like, really hard.

[Ronnie Karam]

Alexia saying you think you take things too personal is funny.

[Ben Mandelker]

Like Alexia Alexa, of all people.

[Adriana De Moura]

Yeah, it's really hard to go toe to toe with Alexia. Like, brutal.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Really.

[Adriana De Moura]

Like, but I like the same time, like, I don't think I've ever seen Stephanie this heated.

[Ben Mandelker]

Like.

[Adriana De Moura]

Like they butt heads because they're, like, alpha. Like, like they're fighting about dog breeds.

[Ben Mandelker]

Like, okay, well, why did you pick a Chihuahua for me? Well, because you sound like one right now. Well, why did you say I kiss it? I'm a kiss ass. Because you think you can buy friends with all your riches. She's like, oh, did I buy you? Did I buy you?

[Adriana De Moura]

Did I buy you?

[Ben Mandelker]

It's like, you.

[Alexia Echevarria]

I'm sorry, what did you say? I couldn't hear this. Red light mask on. Hold on. What?

[Ben Mandelker]

You literally bought them. And then when Julia didn't do as you wanted her to do. You said, this is how you repay me, implying that you paid for something first. Exactly.

[Ronnie Karam]

So Kiki's like, this is the most entertaining dinner. I'm on Team Kiki. I'm enjoying myself so much. This is great. Lexi's like, you are dangling carrots. You know what? Who's gonna get on my jet? Oh. Oh. I don't care about fancy things like that. Okay, look, I'm friends with Marisol. She looks like a newspaper with a head on top of it.

[Ben Mandelker]

Did you see that? When Stephanie was going around saying, did I buy you? Did I buy you? Did I buy you? Kiki goes, give me a Birkin bag. She's like, I'm for sale. She's like, you can buy me.

[Ronnie Karam]

I'm for sale. So good. He's like, oh, what happened to let the good times roll? Spain knows we're here now. That's for sure. And Stephanie's like, alexia, I will take this moment to be the bigger person. I genuinely like you. Okay? Can you tell? And I've not once said anything bad about you, except that you're insecure and shallow and stupid. Okay, but I was rubbed the wrong way, and that's it. Just. Oh, you know what? But I was rubbed the wrong way, too. That's why. Because, like, I was rubbed the wrong way too. That's, like, crazy.

[Ben Mandelker]

I was offended when you called me a kiss ass because it didn't go in hand with calling me a big head 20 minutes earlier. So if you're going to insult me, they need to be consistent. Alexia, I need consistency.

[Ronnie Karam]

Okay, but did it go hand in hand with you talking about Todd? Was that hand in hand with something? I don't even know what hand in hand means, but I'm gonna say hand in hand because you said Todd was garbage.

[Ben Mandelker]

You know, the one comment I regret is calling him trash. Because just because he is trash doesn't mean I have to call him trash, you know?

[Ronnie Karam]

And she's like, I only called her him trash because I'm trying to be on her team against a guy that she says she's breaking up with. So she's like, I'm just trying to say Todd sucks. It's just my way of saying it. And Stephanie's like, I'm not here to tell you what to do with your life. She goes, but even, like, you know what? Like, I get it because, like, stuff that I've told you guys about my relationship, like, like, you know what? I'm so regretful, you know, because you say things out of anger, and then it gets you girls mad. And I know you have my best interest at heart. So, like, what I'm trying to say, Stephanie, I love you. Like, we're best friends, right? And she's like, yeah, I love you, too. Like, I can't even believe this. We're gonna be the best friends. Yeah. Like, we're gonna be together forever. The conversation turns so quickly.

[Ben Mandelker]

That's why I was cracking up. I was like, I love this show because they went so hard at each other. And then they're like. And Alexia was like. Like, now they're fighting over how good friends they'll be. Like, you know, we're gonna be good friends. No, we'll be great friends. We're gonna be great friends. No, we're gonna be. You're gonna love the way you look. No, you. No, you are Men's Warehouse. So they cheer, and everything's fine. So now it's 11:20pm And Lisa arrives after nearly 24 hours of traveling. And she's like, after traveling, which felt like years, Decades. Scores, millennia. I'm here. I'm here. I made it.

[Ronnie Karam]

So, okay, what room am I?

[Alexia Echevarria]

125.

[Ronnie Karam]

What room is Mary's soul?

[Alexia Echevarria]

Could someone take my bags? I've had a long day.

[Ronnie Karam]

So she goes up, and she's telling us her travel story. She says, it was so scary traveling alone. Like, there was one point where I was. No one spoke English in this train station. It was so scary. And I had to lug my own bags because no one was helping me, because no one knew what I was saying. It was so hard. People don't even understand hand motions at the train. I was doing this. Nobody helped me. It was crazy.

[Ben Mandelker]

You're saying you've been living in Miami for, like, 20 years, and you still don't know enough basic Spanish as someone to help you?

[Ronnie Karam]

That's so Lisa. That's so. She doesn't even know how to say please. Like, are you the poor favor? Like, please. Come on, Lisa.

[Ben Mandelker]

So, although, to be fair, I live in Los Angeles, and. But I have tried to learn Spanish. I just keep starting and stopping. So now we. So she goes up to Marisol and Lexia's room. Marisol's like, oh, we were worried monkey. You finally made it. Oh, it's fine. We're on vacation. But what happened to you? Pish posh. No.

[Ronnie Karam]

Typical monkey. When she does something wrong, she comes in with games. Look at her. Pish posh. Games, games and some fun. While she says passion, she Says P. I mean, she's just ridiculous. So Alexi is like, but you know what? You coming late. That was so rude and disrespectful to us. Like, really? That was so bad. That was, like, really bad.

[Ben Mandelker]

Honey, we're not doing that right now. We're not doing it. I was on a train. It was disgusting. I saw so many maids on there.

[Ronnie Karam]

G, look, that's narcissism right there. You know what? At least take accountability.

[Alexia Echevarria]

And this is like, I don't want to do this. I came to say hi to you guys. This is the first thing I did, was come to say hi to you.

[Ronnie Karam]

Well, help us help you, because everyone's pissed, so you're gonna have to deal with it tomorrow.

[Ben Mandelker]

I have my reasons, okay? And that's that. Yeah, but, like, why not text the girls and tell us your reasons? Like, hey, I'm on the flight. You know, narcissistic behavior, narcissism. It's like, I can't. I can't get into it with you because I need some time to figure out what my cover story is to make you guys all feel bad for me.

[Ronnie Karam]

But it's been, like, 24 hours. And you're like, he, he. Ha, ha. You know, the girls are very, very mad. You know, they feel like you're very disrespectful. You're not even gonna get pajamas, whatever that is.

[Ben Mandelker]

So sue me, okay? I didn't hurt anyone. What did they lose? They had dinner at the hotel.

[Ronnie Karam]

Everyone's very offended. Monkey. Okay, well, they can deal with it tomorrow.

[Alexia Echevarria]

Fuck them.

[Ronnie Karam]

Because when they understand what's really going on, they'll feel like assholes. And that's all I'm gonna say about that. Let me give you a hint. It has something to do with.

[Ben Mandelker]

I guarantee you nothing significant is going on. Guarantee it.

[Ronnie Karam]

But I don't need a whole fight of yelling at Lisa for being late. I mean, she paid the ultimate price, which is having to travel alone with all of her bags on three different. Like, the three different cities and taking 24 hours. So let's say, you know, she sucks. Suffered.

[Ben Mandelker]

She suffered enough. So, everyone, let it be. Thank you all for being here. We will be back with Orange county, and we will catch you all on the next episode. Bye, everyone.

[Ronnie Karam]

Bye.

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Jamie.

[Ben Mandelker]

She has no less Namey she's our kind of mess.

[Ronnie Karam]

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[Ben Mandelker]

Jessica Trot she's our favorite streamer Caroline.

[Ronnie Karam]

Peacock, Kristen the Piston Anderson Get a bee in your bonnet with Lacey B. Que sera sera Whatever will be Will Lauren Sills be bringing the funk?

[Ben Mandelker]

It's Leslie Plunkett, she gets an A.

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[Ben Mandelker]

Berg this is Living with Michelle Vivian.

[Ronnie Karam]

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[Ben Mandelker]

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[Ronnie Karam]

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[Ronnie Karam]

Woods with Guy Tubbs it's our queen.

[Ben Mandelker]

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[Ben Mandelker]

She's the queen bee. It's Sarah Lemke.

[Ronnie Karam]

We cannot tell a lie. It's Sarah.

[Ben Mandelker]

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[Ronnie Karam]

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