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Watch what happens. Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens?
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Well, hello everybody and welcome to Watch what Clappens. I'm Ronnie and that is Ben. Hello, Ben. Hi.
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How are you?
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Good. Two nights in a row of me Jam. Jams. How you feel about it?
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Great. So good. I have to say that, that, that last night's episode, what was really fun was that it was the first episode this season that's airing after Orange County. And so Orange County's in New Orleans. This show is in Spain. It's like dual trips, dual peak housewives. And it was like really great because Orange county was such an amazing episode, but it was like an angry episode. Like they were all fighting and there's like, there's bitterness there. So it was fun. It's always great to go to Miami and they are always so silly and ridiculous and they have fights, but they're so. There's like, they're just petty and stupid. It just felt like a nice, like, dessert. Like we had our main course and we had a dessert. It felt like a complete meal for me, you know?
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Yeah, he had a little dulce, if you will. Dulce, as they would say in Spain. Yeah. This is a great show. I love it. We did record this on Friday. We. It is Friday. Right now we're recording. You're probably hearing it on Monday or so because, you know, spreading out the letter. We don't have anything on Mondays right now, so this is going on on Monday. But last week we put out an episode of Trailer Trash over on our Patreon, which is a preview of the trailer. It's a preview of the preview. It's a recap of the trailer for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. We've not recorded it yet, but we have by the time you're listening to this and let me tell you, the hilarity. Okay. What a good time. I'm so glad that show is back. I cannot wait to talk about it again. This fall is looking up batch. So we're so grateful for that. So grateful for you guys for being here. If you want this on video, go watch it over on Patreon. And that's where you get all of our videos day after. If you don't want to pay, that is fine. You will see them a week later later over on our YouTube channel for free. But they're a week later and that does not include bonus episodes. Sorry. So everybody thinks. And bonus episodes also are Patreon as well. Amazon Live is this Monday, 4pm Pacific time. That's where we sell stuff on Amazon. And it's ridiculous. Fun. Join us for that. And thanks everybody for giving us this really fun life to lead because it's been. It's a long day. We're not even halfway through our day, but we're laughing our asses off. So thank you.
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We love you guys. Yeah, thank you. For real.
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For real. Okay, let's get into some jam. Unfollow or Unfriend Season 7 Episode 11 we're in Sevilla. Seville, Seville, Spain.
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Ceviche. And it's raining. Oh, well, look at the weather. I feel like I'm in Miami. Like, we brought the rain to Sevilla and Marisa's like, wow, we brought the hurricane season. I wish. Wish Steve were here to put some tape on this Radisson collection window. Am I right? I mean, what do you have to say about dinner the other night, by the way? This hotel was driving me nuts all episode. It's so small. It's so small. Like, are there no more. Are there like, no glamorous hotels in. In Sevilla for these ladies? I mean, this is a Real Housewives show. This is like a. It's actually like a perfectly fine hotel for like, normies. But I just want for like a Real Housewives show. Like, there should be, like, grand lobbies and like, I don't know, more than like two blank walls close to each other in their presidential suites. It's driving me nuts.
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Yeah, it's a tiny little place, but, you know, everywhere. It's not America. America, like, has big things for no reason. You know, like the houses in Texas where I live, you've got these doors that are 20ft tall. It's like, why do we need 20 foot tall doors in every house? And why are the ceilings, like 50? Why do you live in the hottest place in the world and you can't cool your house down? Because the walls are cavernous. They're so high in every house. Why. Why are we doing this? Yeah, and so, yeah, they listen, this. This building has been here for 19, 000 years. Okay.
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And now it's a Radisson. It's like, this was formerly. This was once the house of the most important flamenco designer in all of Sevilla. And now it is part of the Radisson collection.
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Did you guys ever know that polka dots were an accident, but now they're popular? I love that.
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I love that too, actually.
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I thought that was so cool. That's really cool. And I was like, I could be a fashion designer. Do you know how much I spill on myself at eating? Like, eating at lunch or dinner or whatever. I'm constantly getting splotches on myself. And I would love to just make that fashion. It's like, oh, there's some pizza on your sauce. Pizza sauce on your shirt. Or is it high men's fashion in 2026 coming at you?
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Yeah, that would. I feel like we could be real innovators in the flamenco space.
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B
Yeah.
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I just looked it up, by the way. I was like, you know what? I'm worried that I'm taking this, like, too much on face value from, like, a random lady on tv. Like, is this true that polka dots were, like, just an error and they just. They ran with it? And the answer is, yes, that is what happened. Because they had to use low fabric. Low, low cost fabric. The, The. The. The. The. The. The original. The OG Flamenco people.
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So, like, when I show up places and people are like, did you get that on a fashion shoot? What are you wearing? You look amazing. And I was like, it's Old Navy because I didn't have any money left over after mortgage. Well, that's. And also because it's my favorite store on the planet.
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Oh, I'm gonna go to the Gap after this. I just want to announce this.
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Oh, that's fancy.
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What are you. Yeah, you're.
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That's.
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I'm going to step up.
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Yeah, that's.
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I'm going to step up because, like, this little polo that I'm wearing here, I just. I.
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It's very cute.
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Thank you. Thank you. That's all I was. I was like, can I just want my polo to be acknowledged.
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It is really cute. I'm surprised that I didn't say that earlier. I was thinking it when we were talking earlier. I was like, wow, what a cute polo.
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Thank you. Well, the thing was that two weeks ago, I don't know why I'm telling the story now, but I'm in it. I'm in it. We're Going through it now. Two weeks ago I went to the Naked Gun. I took myself to the Grove. Ugh, disgusting. I went to the Grove to go see the Naked Gun and I had time. I mean the Grove is fun, but it's also annoying. And I had some time to kill. So I was like, well, you know what, let's get a cocky and go to the Gap. Although I didn't really have a cocky, but I went to the Gap and had all these cute polo shirts and I've been wearing them and I'm feeling cute in them and I feel like I haven't really shirt in a little while. So I'm going to go back and buy more polo shirts. Oh, everyone get ready.
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Polo era. Yeah, that's pretty cute. I like it on you. It's very preppy. I like your preppy look. You've been upping your preppy anti lately and I think it's good on you.
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You know I like a prep. Preppy is like my, my native look. I'm from Westchester, New York. I'm from Westchester, New York. I went to school in New Hampshire. Like preppy is like my true vibe.
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That's my true yeah, babe limit.
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I could go to a party. I could teach Lisa Hoxton a thing or two.
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So they start. Alexa and Marisol start talking about what a mess last night was. And we see the clip of Alexia saying who do you think you are? And Stephanie's saying, Stephanie Shaji. Shajaji or whatever. She's like, oh, big. And I'm Alexia Napola.
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Okay, well you said I had a big head.
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Ble back to the present. Stephanie is getting glam with Larsa and she's like, why did you say I have a big head? I have a normal sized head. Like I really don't like this. Everybody talking about my big head. Now. Did you see the purses of my husband sent me to this presidential suite?
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You have a large head. It's okay. The celebrities have large heads.
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So is she large headed? I don't notice.
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She's like slightly large head. I don't think it's like massively large. But like a large head is, is enviable because all the celebrities have big heads. Like if you're a famous person, you're usually a famous person partially because you have a very large head.
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Did you not know what does that say? No, I didn't know that. But I've got a humongous head and I'm not a.
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That's why Ronnie. That's why you're Basically a star. Like, that's why people love.
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Basically, I'm just. I'm a star.
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You're basically like a star. Like Alexia. No, it's for real. Like, it's like when they. There's like there was some study that, like, analyze all these famous people and like, there was something about facial symmetry, but also having a large head. It photographs and it films very well and people like it. And people. You see a large head, you just want to get an autograph, I guess.
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Well, maybe eventually one day I'll become famous. I'll be an actor or something.
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You are famous.
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No, I'm not. And I've always wanted to be there. So maybe I'll go try it. Okay. Why not? I'll do an old person rewrite of my life.
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You should. Well, you know what? What you miss, Ronnie, is that when you were on vacation, Eric Williams was on the podcast and we're talking about. He is adorable and everyone should listen to it. That's a gay ass podcast. But we were talking about, like, you know, he's. He comes from an acting background. I don't come from an acting background, but I do have a SAG card that I've never used because I got grandfathered into it through some bureaucracy. So I randomly have a SAG card.
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Oh, I have a sack face.
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And I basically, we both were like, hey, casting directors, like, just put us in a commercial. We just want to be in a commercial. And I think you need to join in on the blatant plea and say, hey, I've got a big celebrity head. I've got a celebrity ready head. Put me in your commercial.
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I have to giant head. Everybody, come on, do it.
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Put me, Ronnie, and Eric Williams in commercials all in one commercial. In separate ones. Mix and match. Do it. You will. But we know there's casting producers out there, and we just want to be in a commercial.
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Yeah, I would freaking love that. Okay, let's do it.
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But if there has to be one person, it should be Ronnie. It should be Ronnie. Because this.
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No, no, we don't. It's not Sophie's Choice. Let's all do commercials. I would fucking love that. That's why I grew a mustache. Because people are like, you know, it's a different look. No, I didn't. It's not why I grew one, but that's why I kept one, because I got a mustache. And then someone was like, oh, maybe you'll start working a lot now as an actor because you changed your look. And that's what happens. Now, I've never auditioned for anything, but maybe just being in the sprouts, people will be like, oh, my God, who's that bald guy with a giant head and a mustache? Oh, yes. We're having a movie about the porn stache. Come on. Yeah, get on board. All right. So anyway, they're talking about big heads. I think Stephanie's head is not big. I don't think it looks too big. But I would say if she feels that it's too big, she should not do helmet hair on purpose. Because she's, like, doing that, like, you know, Mad Men kind of Jackie O helmet head thing. And it's not doing you anything. It's very official price, if you're worried about that. Yes. Fish price.
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Lego.
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Very fish price. It's like a. That's like a plastic. I used to have this one, Fisher Price. I mean, I'm acting like it. You're not gonna like the. You know, the blue. It was like the lady with the blue. She had, like, a dress. So, like, her figure was, like, round. It was for, like, curving and out a little bit. And then she had blonde hair and she just had that look on her face. You put her in the bus. Like, that's kind of like her hair. That's her vibe.
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She is very Lego person on a bus hair. So we go back to Alexi and Marisol, and Marisol's like, listen, we're gonna make it work. We need to know each other. We just all need to get to know nowhere more. That's really all it is. I'm sure everything's going to work out great. Back to Lars and Stephanie. Lars is like, look, like, I feel.
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Like all I know today, like, I feel like it's going to, like, be fun. Like, cuz, like, I feel like I'm looking forward to getting a cute flamingo dress. I love flamingo.
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I just want a dress that's pink and has feathers. I can't wait for it. I love that they invented flamingos in Sevilla.
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So then night night earlier, Marisol is telling us about that they're going to be going to this boutique. And I was waiting. But I just want to say right now, after Marisol made this big announcement at the table and they talked about, like, appointments and putting Lisa in the late appointment, I thought for sure there was going to be some massive drama around this. I was imagining last year, the Real Housewives of Dubai, when. When Lisa Milan secured all those, like, local Indonesian dresses and they all had, like, breakdowns over it. I was like, oh, we're gonna get that again. I'm looking forward to it never happened. And I'm a bit disappointed about that.
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Yeah, well. And understandably, so. So they're all getting ready for this flamenco thing, basically, and remembering the past. And Stephanie's like, okay, well, who's in our group? Because they're splitting up because it's Housewives. And so the first group is going to be Larsa, Marisol and Adriana. And the other group gets Lisa.
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And Lars is like, Would, like, treat, like, hate her. I hate Lisa, like, so, like, much. Like, she's a person. She's such like, a groupie, like, groupy.
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Like, like Larsa is. She's roiling over the fact that Lisa still has not unfollowed Marcus Jordan. And Larsa is saying, I love when.
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Lisa says she needs to set boundaries with her friends. Meanwhile, she shows up, like, days later. It's like you set a boundary on, like, time or you need to. You need to set a boundary on being late so that way you can be on time. So, yeah, showed her.
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Yeah, this is very Larsa coded. I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?
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Yeah, she wants boundaries, but then she's late.
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I guess the idea is that, like, I guess the idea is like, oh, you want to. You want your friends to show up and pull up and whatever, and yet you just show up late. Like, you just don't even care about us. Like, you want us to do things things to acknowledge your feelings and then you don't even show up on time. Like, you. You're late.
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I don't care if my friends show up on time. I really don't. And if I'm, like, standing there waiting for them, but my friends know if they're more than 15 late, I'm doing whatever I was going to do without them. So if I go to a show and you're late and I got you a ticket and you don't show up for half an hour, you know, late, which has happened recently. I don't get mad. I just go into the show. I'm not going to stand out in the rain and wait for you. But, like, you do you.
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You know, this is why I don't like going to. I've stopped liking going to concerts with people. I'm literally going to go to see Dave Matthews Band. See, I am in my preppy era going to Dave Matthews Band next week alone because I'm like, I don't want to coordinate about when you're getting to my place and then we're going to drive down there. Maybe we'll meet someplace and I'll find you, give you your ticket, or we'll do this. And then you want to have a hot dog. And then the show's starting, but you're waiting in the long line because you want to have a hot dog. I don't want to do any of that.
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I don't want to do anything. Somebody wants to go to the hot dog line. Oh, my God.
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And the show's about to begin. I'm like, I don't wanna.
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And it's like, will you wait with me?
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I'm like, no, I will not wait with you. I'm going to the seats. And then you're there. And like, even though you're there, your friend's not there. And you're thinking like, well, they're gonna be late. And then they're gonna like walk in, they're gonna have all their hot dogs and all their sodas and their chips and they're make. It'll just be a pain in the ass. And then you're like trying to enjoy the song. Like, do you want some hot dog? You're like, no, I just want to listen to song. Shut up.
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Yeah, I'm here for Dave Matthews, not your hot dog Journey, you late ass.
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D
Yes.
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A
So one day earlier, listen to a 17 minute long jam. Okay.
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B
Yeah. So we see all these clips of the ladies being annoyed with Lisa being late and stuff. And Hotel Magdalena Plaza. They. Stephanie sees Lisa. It's like, I made it. How are you? You look so cute. And Stephanie's like, did you come by train for real? Like, is that something you really did? So something people do? Do you have a man that owns the train or was it like a public one that anybody could go on? That is so sad. That is so sad.
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Yeah. Train. That's crazy high.
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Like, hi. Like, I like hi, this and that. Xyz. Oh, my God. You made it. You made it. I guess with all that time on the train, you had time to unfollow Marcus Jordan by now, right? Like, we were worried about you.
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Like.
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It took like, so much, like, time to keep following Marcus that you're late.
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A
Well, I have legal matters that need my presence, number one.
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But you were just like, in St. Bart's like, yeah, I was insane parts.
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And I was elected as a judge and I had to preside over some court cases there. So there were legal matters I had to deal with. And it was also a long weekend and I was what with some lawyers and they are helping to represent me with the law things Saint Martha, where.
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B
Everybody goes to talk about legal cases. What. What is confusing here? And so we see a picture of Jody and Lisa kissing in St. Bart's.
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C
And Lars is like, wait long, St. Bart. You'd, like, crack me up, like, with you. Like, lies, like.
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B
And she goes, yeah. Say, boss.
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C
Any more questions?
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B
Sorry, objection.
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C
Because that's what you do in legal cases. Just like, what legal cases does, like, Lisa have that she can only, like, solve it in St. Barth? Like, what's next? Like, doing your taxes in Bali. Like, what's next? Like, I feel like.
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Like, what's. Like, what's next? Like, starting an LLC in the Philippines. Like, what's next? Am I right? I'm on a roll. Let's do it. I'm on a roll. I've got a lot more in me.
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C
What's next? Like, getting her property taxes lowered while she's in Thailand.
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D
Like, like, what's. Like, what's next? Like, getting temporary parking passes, like, when you're in Turkmenistan.
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C
Like, I'm out of places. Like, I'm out of places in America.
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D
So surprised I knew about Turkmenistan, to be honest.
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Lisa's like, me not making the flight got nothing to do with me being the same boss. Okay, I'm finalizing my divorce. I was hit with a bunch of legal work. Signatures, paperwork, phone calls, suntan, pina coladas. Not exactly in that order. Okay. Life happens.
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What I'm gathering is that there was a long weekend and Lisa went to St. Bart's and then she got back from the long weekend, so she had to do all this legal stuff before going on the trip. Right? Is that what there's. That does that what it is?
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B
I guess that's what she's saying.
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A
Yeah, but like, lawyers, if you're a high profile case, I think the lawyer will, like, be available on the weekends. Just. Just gonna say that right now.
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B
Well, and also we learned that she didn't do the paperwork and signatures because later she gets a call from the lawyer that says, this is due in an hour. And she's like, how could you tell me I've only got an hour? I'm like, they probably. This is probably the stuff that you were supposed to do before you went on your long weekend. Lisa, it's like, it's probably the end of the timeline that you were supposed to get it in, you dummy.
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What? So it's so silly.
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So Lisa well anyway, I'm here, I'm here. I'm still here. So now Adriana and and Gertie join the ladies and if everyone sort of gathers, they're all saying good morning. Everyone's like oh you look colorful and everything. And Marisol shows up last and Julia's.
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Like so we are going to do Stephanie Larsa Lisa, Marisol, Adriana and Goat. You're gonna go shopping now then, Gertie, I, Alexia, Kiki, Chicken, go shopping later.
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C
Where's Kiki?
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B
And everyone looks around and Kiki is missing, but she's coming, so everybody leaves. What's that?
- [25:05]
A
Doesn't she. Doesn't Kiki show up like a second later?
- [25:08]
B
Yeah, I don't know, but they're like, we gotta wait for Kiki. Oh, Alexia, don't make me. Don't make me go. I'm so. Go have fun. Go have fun with the normal people who are sad, sad people. Go have fun with the people. Go have fun with non stars. It's gonna be okay for one day.
- [25:25]
A
So dress group number one goes to the dress place there where they're leaving for that. And Adrian is like, oh, look how beautiful it is, you guys. Yeah, exactly. Wow. It's almost like God had a cocky and said, let's get some good weather to Sevilla, right?
- [25:40]
B
Lisa's like, oh, maybe we should buy some walking shoes.
- [25:43]
C
And l goes, maybe you should get a watch.
- [25:45]
B
She says, what?
- [25:46]
C
Yeah, like, we need to get you.
- [25:48]
B
A great watch because I have one. I have money. Lo goes, oh, my God.
- [25:52]
C
Does it, like, have the right time, like.
- [25:54]
B
And Stephanie goes, oh, my God. It wasn't about money, Lisa. It's about you not being on time. Do you understand? It's like a joke. Like, she said something about a watch because you're late.
- [26:03]
A
But, like, the watch works, though. No, I know, but the joke is that you're running late. But, like, why would I get a new watch, though? Because. Okay, I'm not gonna explain this to you.
- [26:15]
B
Just. Oh, my God, look, they're selling an agenda right there. Let's get her an agenda. She's like, what? What's that? God. Okay, you know what? Let's just go to the fucking store. Lisa.
- [26:27]
A
Lisa has her own version of improv where the tenets of it are. Yes. Huh. So they went. So they're riding along and Kiki, the other group that's not going to the dress store first is going to a market. Big night for markets on Bravo market visits. So they go, and they look those vegetables and fruits and vegetables. It looks great. Looks amazing.
- [26:56]
B
As she goes.
- [26:57]
C
I love the fruits and vegetables in Europe. Smells good.
- [27:02]
B
Okay, well, you know, the American apples are holding their heads in shame. I'm sure right now, the stinky, disgusting grape smell of America.
- [27:12]
A
I mean, it's fair.
- [27:13]
B
Is it?
- [27:15]
A
Yes. No, the produce, everything is like, the produce is always so nice in Europe. It's really like, ah, look at me. Bonjour. I am French produce and I am much nicer than with it. First of all, it's lovely. The apples all have little berets. And you know, the oranges are kind of like, they're just like full figured and beautiful and they just sort of.
- [27:36]
B
Effortless and like puny and like making an effort. Like in America we have hgh. Like we have youth, growth hormone, vegetables. Like, if you want an orange as big as your head, come to America. Okay? I don't want to hear from your ass. Like, no steroids injected fruits and vegetables.
- [27:56]
A
So they're walking around here. Kiki makes a joke about balls and everything. Meanwhile, Larsa's the shop and she's like, where she's going.
- [28:06]
D
She's like, Marisol, All I know is that this place better have gorgeous dresses for us, otherwise I'm gonna need to get Lisa to get a new watch. I'm sorry, I didn't really know where to go with that one.
- [28:21]
C
What is it like dressmaking and like New Zealand? I'm still workshopping that.
- [28:29]
D
Lisa, Lisa, you should like the dressmaking because since you're moving a lot, it's like you're a dress making. So think of what a dress. Because you're in a new address.
- [28:42]
B
Yeah.
- [28:42]
D
So you're like a dressmaking.
- [28:44]
A
I didn't make the address, I just moved to it.
- [28:46]
D
It's like a joke though, Lisa.
- [28:47]
B
Like, I got money.
- [28:49]
C
Okay, never mind, never mind.
- [28:51]
B
Like, so Stephanie's like, rocio, como est? Que bueno? And she's like, muy bien manga.
- [29:00]
A
Oh, welcome.
- [29:01]
B
So they go in. Marisol's like, well, before this trip to Spain, Stephanie posted on her Instagram story that it was for her birthday. So Julie and I have been doing like a wizardly things behind the scenes. You know, she has a presidential suite, has a staircase. So we've taken out every other step, hoping maybe she falls. There's a balcony and so we've taken out all of the the railings. So God, who knows, maybe it might be her visiting Jesus again day. You never really know what's gonna happen.
- [29:32]
A
Well, this is a very famous flamenco designer shop that actually Stephanie leaked that she loves. So we're gonna get her a secret dress. We just have to make sure they can make a flamenco version of a 1961 Jackie O Chanel suit. Fingers crossed on that one.
- [29:52]
B
So Rosio's like, we make them hand by hand or no, we make them one by one and hand by hand. So no two are Identical. Everyone's like, whoa, that's amazing. That's how many does faces. But somehow we all do end up looking kind of alike.
- [30:10]
A
That's how Lars's boobs were formed.
- [30:12]
D
No two are ever identical.
- [30:16]
A
So they're just, like, looking at. They're looking at all these dresses. They're super cool and everything. And they're like, there's. We see the polka dots and everything, and Lisa's like, rocio, Rocio. What's the history of flamenco dresses? The first time Lisa has ever been inquisitive or curious about anything in the history of anything. Like, literally 10 years later, Lisa's first question where she's wants to know about something, she's like, so then the lady is talking about. About, like, the history, what we talked about before, about how there was this one person make all the fabric, and then there was some error printing error or whatever, and they wound up with polka dot fabric, and they went with it. And then everyone was like, yay, polka dots.
- [30:54]
B
Yeah. So everybody tries on these dresses, and they're pretty and stuff, and Mary still is like, oh, my God, I want the white one. I want a wedding inspiration, a wedding inspired dress. I love getting married. Hey, honeysuckle. Steve, it's me. Yes, I am still wearing my widow's outfit. No offense, honey. Hey, you want to get married again? How about this time we have, like, a flamenco theme and we'll go to Plaza Espana and we'll have another wedding there. Are you down? He's like, yeah, I guess I'm getting used to it now. I'll do whatever you need, Steve, you still with me? Hit yourself on the back, Steve. Yeah, sounds good. I'm getting used to it now, honey.
- [31:41]
A
Oh, God. Wow. Steve is like Anthony Quinn keeling over in the movie from 1967. Am I right, everyone? So, by the way, how angry was Adriana that she did not get to tell the story about the polka dots? Fun fact, polka dots were invented by gypsies in Sevilla.
- [32:05]
B
Boom. We said, yeah, we're getting married again. So what happened? I heard there was drama last night.
- [32:11]
C
Lars is like, yeah, like, I, like, got to go, like, to dinner, like. And Alexi and, like, Stephanie like, got kind of loud.
- [32:18]
B
Nah, you and Alexia were loud. Come on.
- [32:20]
A
I don't believe it.
- [32:21]
B
So we. We see a flip to that. Ah. I'm Alex.
- [32:30]
A
So Stephanie is like, well, we hash it out, but, you know, I'm. I'm also, like, really taken aback yesterday when the whole thing ended and, like, everything was fine and, oh, And I was like, you win, bro.
- [32:41]
D
No, even worse.
- [32:42]
A
Here's what I was really taken aback by. And we see a flashback of Marisol after their fight, saying, every day of the week, I will bet on this horse. Because she'll. She'll bury anyone. She's a really good fighter. She'll bury anyone. And so now step is, like. That was, like, really mean, okay? Because no one's trying to bury anyone, okay? No, I wasn't trying to bury her. She wasn't trying to bury me. None of us trying to bury anyone. So why you keep saying that we're trying to bury people?
- [33:05]
B
Well, I thought she did. Excellent. I'm sorry. I thought she did very well. You know, Good. Fine. I was just saying. But she didn't bury me, okay? And I didn't bury her. We're not burying each other. All right, well, you know, you put whatever you want on your ice cream. I really don't care for it. I like peanut butter plain. I don't need anything on it. Okay.
- [33:25]
A
I love Marisol giving, like, a cine score to, like, the fight. Well, I ranked this. This movie was an A minus. I would recommend it to anyone. Four stars on. On Google. Three and a half on. On Yelp. I didn't like the service, but great fight overall, guys.
- [33:40]
B
Yeah. Stephanie's like, yeah, I don't like it. I don't like that you said I was buried. And she goes, okay, well, God, I'm glad you don't feel buried.
- [33:49]
A
You know, it's like, if Alexa's eating chocolate chip ice cream, Marisol will be like, I love chocolate chip ice cream, too. But then, like, when Lexi is not around, Marisol would just be like, oh, no, I don't really like chocolate chip ice cream. I was like, wow, that was a thank you for illustrating. All right, some chocolate chip ice cream now.
- [34:04]
B
But you do have her back. Almost to a fault. Mary Social. All right, ladies, thank you for the advice, but right now, let's do some more shopping, which was very skillful, I thought, because they were ready to have it out. And Marisol is like, no, you're. You're very boring, non friend people. I don't care.
- [34:22]
A
Unfortunately, I can't fight with you because Alexia promised she'd buy me a bowl of chocolate chip ice cream later today, and I really don't want to miss that opportunity. So I'm just going to skedaddle out of this conversation.
- [34:32]
B
Yeah, I'm done here. So now we go to the other women who are the mercado de triana. And Julia's like, all right, girls, are.
- [34:39]
C
You ready to emerge into Seville's culture of colors and tastes? Here we go.
- [34:48]
A
Okay, so they walk around this market and everything. And then Alexa's like. She's like, oh, look at those peppers. Those are like star peppers. Those are like Alexia peppers. So beautiful. And Julia's like, I love it.
- [35:01]
E
I just want to smell everything.
- [35:03]
A
And she's sticking her nose and stuff. So they're looking at stuff. It's, like, really nice. You know, I'm, like, super jealous because I want to be doing all this stuff as well. And then they sit down, and then there's like. Julia proposes that they get some oysters. And Alexia is like, oh, well, you know what? Oh, you know what, Peter? The Spanish word for oyster is euphemism for vulva, because the Spanish love to relate their foods is with sex. So, like, Julia really likes vulva. I mean, I meant oysters, but of course that, too. I mean, that was like, a 40s. Like, I'm. As a star. I almost just said that Julia likes vulva, which is hilarious. Isn't that hilarious, everyone?
- [35:39]
B
That was like, Freudian. That was like Freudian. What just happened right now? So they get these oysters. They're gigantic. They are. They're huge. They're like fork and knife oysters. These are like Americans. I would just swallow. That's a lot.
- [35:53]
A
Those oysters will become famous someday. They have big heads. Yeah, they'll be in a commercial.
- [35:58]
B
They're like, mission Impossible level oysters are huge. So they're. They're like, let's make Kiki do it. Because Kiki likes to have funny food scenes. So Kiki, you do it, and, like, look grossed out and it'll be hilarious. Is gonna be hilarious. So Kiki does it, and she's like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Swallow it, swallow it, swallow it, swallow it. Please. People are watching. This is ridiculous. Like, please don't give us any attention over here. There's a lady swallowing a giant oyster. She's never done it before. Everybody stop looking over here, please. Please.
- [36:32]
A
Okay, now, Kiki, while you are doing this, I have projected several text messages up on the screens here to show everyone at the mercado that you said in the past that you have liked oysters, and now you haven't. So Kiki is like. She hates this. She's like, puke. They found, like, some canister for her to, like, puke up the oyster in, etc. And they're like, wow, normally Kiki is really good. At swallowing things, but she's not swallowing well today. I wonder if something's wrong with her. Yeah.
- [37:00]
B
To, like, enter the Kiki drama moment. We know. Although Kiki did make a sexual joke, so I was like, maybe we're safe. But she's like, yeah, normally I'm a good swallower, but this was too big for me to swallow. And like, oh, my God, she's not making swallowing jokes by herself to us, so something must be wrong with her. And Gertie's like, ah, what's going on here?
- [37:20]
A
And they show a flashback to show that Kiki's just not herself. And the flashback is they're. They've arrived in Sevilla and they're on. They're in, like, the van. And Marisol goes, welcome to Sevilla. And Alexia goes, sevilla's beautiful. And then Kiki goes, yeah, that's it. It's like, oh, my God. She is not rhapsodizing about Sevilla.
- [37:42]
B
So now they're all worried about her. They're talking about how they're worried, and Kiki is saying that she's getting back into her groove. She just needs to pass the storm. But she needs to leave the conversation alone because she's already scared. And they're like, what? What? You have to share, what you want to share. Do. You don't have to do anything you don't want to do, okay, except swallow oysters, but we made you do that. That's, you know, it's fair to say now on. You don't have to do anything you want. You don't want to do. Don't speak. She's. Okay, I'll tell you. So she tells the story, and she's saying there was a thing where a lot of Haitians and a lot of Mexicans and Guatemalans were coming over because Biden made it easy. So there was a law, like, if you have family members in those countries, you don't have to go through the whole process. You can just do a paper, and if you can be the support system for your family, you can bring them over. So she thought, well, I have a good job and I should help. Help as many people as I can. So she was bringing some cousins in that she knew had no hope. And it was five people, which is crazy. I mean, that's a lot to take on because you have to support these people, you know?
- [38:45]
A
But she brings. She brings these cousins on. But, like, then more and more family members are like, bring me, bring me, bring me. Because, you know, like, things are dire in Haiti and all these People want to, like, be. She had to eventually say, like, no, I can't do this anymore. I can't keep. I can't support all of you. So she had to draw a line. And then people were mad, and she has some asshole cousin who's like, I'm going to kill you. Like, gave her a death threat. And she had to move. It was so bad. She actually had to move because of it. Then her dad finally stepped in, which I can't believe the dad took so long. Like, it should have been right away. The dad stepped in. And so she'd been, like, preoccupied with a lot of anxiety about this, and she's only now starting to, you know, get things like. You know, get things like, she's starting to, like, recover. And it is the. What's funny about this? This is not funny. But what's funny is how, like, Lars with Larson, Lisa, it's like, why didn't.
- [39:39]
D
You unfollow Marcus Jordan?
- [39:40]
A
I mean, why you have Kiki here dealing with, like, an international crisis, a family crisis, death threats, murder, things that, like, tie into, like, American policy and stuff.
- [39:48]
D
And it's like, yeah, but, like, Lisa still found me, Marcus.
- [39:54]
B
Yeah. I mean, it's so crazy, and it's. It's pretty amazing how Kiki stays so funny and so fun on this show. And she's got the dire. The most dire storylines every season, really, if you think about it, the stuff she's talked about has been pretty, you know, serious. She still, like, bounces right back and, like, can hang and it's, you know, she doesn't get enough credit. Kiki, I think, think on this show, 100.
- [40:20]
A
I mean, she's really just so. She's just, like, so great, like, season after season. So she tells this whole story, and it's, like, very sad. And. And then they're relating because, you know, like, pretty much everyone on this cast is like, either immigrant or first generation, and so they. They can relate to these sort of stories. And, you know, when Diallo was subbing in for you, he meant. He mentioned something about the show that has, like. Like, really stuck with me that was so profound, which is that, like, this is a show where almost, for almost everyone on the cast, English is their second language. And it is actually, if you think about that, that is such an amazing thing with this show. Like, all. Everyone in this cast has come from, like, like, a different country or a different background. And I just think that is so fascinating. And so when you do see these. These stories bubble up on the show, I Actually just. I actually just love it because I just feel like it also reminds us that as, like, wacky and silly and effervescent as the show is, there's like, a huge amount of. There's a huge amount of, like, backstory to all these people and how they got here. And given that everyone has backstory. And I just feel like this is a unique, like, show in that it's like, in. In many ways, not to get too, like, academic, but, like, that it's really cool. That is against the backdrop of. Of all these people, you know, having come from different places and walks of life and arriving here in Miami.
- [41:42]
B
Yeah. So they talk about the immigration policy and, I mean, yes, I have. Nothing bad.
- [41:48]
A
Yeah, that's just my thought. Like, it just makes me. I think about, like, I love that the show makes me think about this once in a while.
- [41:53]
B
It's really cool.
- [41:54]
A
Yeah.
- [41:55]
B
Yeah. Where else do you see storylines like that? Like, okay, so I'm bringing in people and trying to help as many as I can, and now they're threatening to murder me and I have to move my house. Like, what the.
- [42:05]
A
Like, what not happening on Orange County. Yeah.
- [42:10]
B
So she's feeling. She's starting to feel a little bit better. And her dad, you know, stepped in, like you said. And Alexia's like, you know, I know Kiki's a warrior. That's why she's my kind of friend. But you know what? I love that she's opening up and she's sharing this with us. We should make her eat another oyster immediately because that was funny. That shit was funny.
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A
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C
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B
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B
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A
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A
I know Wayfair is exactly where I go for a nice little refresh, whether it's my office, whether it's some dining room stuff. I love what Wayfair does.
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B
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A
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A
Would now be a great time to mention the latest Todd Todd news. Did you see Todd's video from today this morning?
- [44:54]
B
No. What is it?
- [44:57]
A
Well, everyone, if you were missing Todd and his famous addresses to the camera to clear things up, congratulations. There's a new one in store for you. I watched, I think, like, two or three minutes of it, and then I was like, this should be wrapping up soon. And I saw there were still like, four or five. I was like, I can't do this. But from what I saw, this is what it was.
- [45:20]
E
Hello, I am Todd Nippola. I am here to address everything. One of the worst things that I ever did in my entire life was participate in the Real Housewives of Miami. I thought it would be a fun thing to do, and the woman that I love does it. But I realized these people just want to slander me. Adriana, the producers, the cast mates, all they want to do is take something and lie about it and turn it into a story at my expense. And I was okay with that. You know, I tried to do. I tried to participate in it, but then all they would do is make up lies about me not having a lot of money. Well, I just bought a shopping center for $16 million. Does that sound like someone who doesn't have Money to you. Anyway, I had to come to the difficult decision to leave my beautiful and wonderful wife because I could not live with this show and she couldn't live without it. So I had to make a difficult thing, and that was fine. I wasn't gonna say anything. I was gonna let it go on. The producers have to do this. They had to make a story. I was okay with being the story. But what I was not okay with was when Peter went on TV and said I was bad to Frankie. Let me tell you something. There's only two people who have ever cared for Frankie more than Frankie himself. Alexia.
- [46:35]
A
And.
- [46:35]
E
And Frankie's biological father, who, by the way, does not get enough credit for doing all these things. He takes him out for baseball on the weekends. But outside of those two people, I have spent every single waking hour of the past seven years caring for Frankie. I love that boy. I woke up and. I wake up in the morning and have coffee and I talk with Frankie. And at night, I talk with Frankie. I talk with Frankie at different times of the day. I love that boy. So for Peter to even say something like that, I just couldn't stand by any longer. I had to set the record straight.
- [47:04]
A
And I was like, okay.
- [47:05]
B
Oh, my God. That's exhausting. Is this all written down?
- [47:09]
A
I don't know if it's. If there's a transcript. I don't think there is.
- [47:14]
B
Making all that up from memory.
- [47:15]
A
I just made that.
- [47:16]
B
That's all. Jesus Christ, Todd. Also, I love that Todd skirts around it and blames everybody else for starting these stories, but not Alexia. Alexi is the one coming onto TV sobbing and saying, you're a narcissist. Narcissist. And then throwing a narcissist party in your honor to talk about what you are.
- [47:34]
A
It was not. It was to celebrate Greek gods and goddesses and Australian influencers and saying, please.
- [47:39]
B
Girls, don't let me get back with this man will matter. He's terrible. He's horrible. I mean, that's Alexia. And also, it's funny that Alexia is calling him a narcissist over and over again when she wouldn't quit the show for love. Which is kind of narcissistic. Although I would say, don't you dare quit the show for love. You know, get rid of that.
- [47:58]
A
Don't you dare.
- [47:59]
B
Yeah, I think that was a smart. You should never give up your career for a man. I'm just saying because it was a. It's something about her being a star on TV that she chose the stardom over the. Over the man. But guess what? You know what? You had to start him first. The man came second. So the man, you're gonna come just how you came chronologically. Second.
- [48:19]
A
That's right, Todd. That's right. So that is the Todd update that felt like a nice palate cleanser after Kiki's death threats from Haiti storyline. So now time to do. Well, then we have another. Well, we have a nice pivot here in the show because Alexia's saying not only as Kiki's good friend, but as my parents coming here as immigrants, I can relate to her situation. And then Julia says, on that note, Carlos, we have a fitting to go to. It's like, on that note. On the note of their death threats against me for my own cousin.
- [48:52]
E
Well, on that note, let's go try on flamenco dresses.
- [48:56]
A
I was like, sure, if that's gonna be your transition, then, then by all means, transition away.
- [49:02]
B
Yeah. So picture time. And Julie's like, are you going to.
- [49:08]
C
Post this picture on Instagram? Because you unfollowed me on Instagram.
- [49:12]
B
And Gertie's like, oh, that was. I don't even know why I would do that. That. Come here, give me a hug. Give me a hug. Give me a deep, deep hug.
- [49:19]
A
And Alexia is like, oh, by the way, Lisa also needs to unfollow Marcus, by the way. And we see flashbacks to Lara talking about that and everything. And so then more just like walking around the city, having fun, etc, going to the cobblestone seat street. And Lisa is like, oh, God, how you walking in those stiletto heels on the cobblestone larsa? Didn't you get the memo? God, cobblestone.
- [49:47]
D
I know what I walk like, girl. Walk like walk, baby girl. Like.
- [49:52]
B
Marisol, take us to get ice cream. So that possibly I can say you only ordered that kind of ice cream because Alexia ordered that kind of ice cream. So I can make my earlier statement make sense at an ice cream shop. All right, all right, I'll find some ice cream for you. And a little bit conference for moi. How do you say khaki and ice cream?
- [50:13]
A
So they go and they get ice cream, which looked delicious. And then of course, this was so funny.
- [50:19]
B
So they walk into an ice cream store and Stephanie goes, which means, do you have ice cream, girl?
- [50:32]
A
No. This is where they sell Buicks.
- [50:35]
B
It's nothing but a glass case filled with ice cream.
- [50:38]
A
Like, that seems like a larsa question, quite frankly.
- [50:41]
D
Ice cream. Like, well, maybe.
- [50:44]
A
Maybe she thought it was only gelato. And she was like, do you have ice cream? No. That's too much credit. Too much credit for her, you know, maybe.
- [50:52]
B
So Larza gets a cone. An ice cream cone. She starts licking it.
- [50:57]
C
She's like, Mary's are like, does this look like, I feel, like, sexual? Like.
- [51:08]
A
She starts fellating the ice cream.
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B
She starts, like, putting the ice cream between her toes and then, like, deep through the cone, it's like, okay, Larsa.
- [51:18]
A
Wow. When I saw her licking that ice cream cone, I was like, wow, what's. What's going on here? It's like Cary Grant with a cigar. Am I right, everyone? Oh, Lord.
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B
All right, we're gonna go back to the hotel. Julia just set up something called spiritual flamenco, which should be interesting. All right. It's basically you guys stomping on my head and calling it spiritualism, I'm assuming, is what this is gonna be. Let's get to it.
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A
Like, we're supposed to wear something flowing or something flowy. I don't have anything flowy.
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D
You have nothing.
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A
That's flowy. That's ridiculous. You're all fired. You can't fire us. You're not our boss. Okay, so then now the other group goes shopping for flamenco dresses. And it's just, you know, they're trying on different things. They all look cute and nice and pretty, and they're all enjoying it. And they're all saying with, I like this one. I like that one and everything. And Julia's like, how good does it, Alexia?
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E
How good do you feel to be out of Miami in Sevilla?
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A
And Alex is like, oh, so good. When I travel, I disconnect. You know, I talked to Frankie, and I like that. Like, I think, like, two times I talked to him and then, you know, texted with Todd. And then we FaceTime. And then the three of us zoom together. And then we. Then we did another zoom with Peter, and then we did one just with Peter. And then Peter and Frankie together. Then Frankie. And then I did, like, Todd. Todd. He went to Starbucks. So I zoomed in with Todd on going to Starbucks. I just love being disconnected. It's so good.
- [52:43]
B
Yeah, I even talked to Todd, and actually he just, like, texted, like, he's always text me like, good morning.
- [52:48]
C
Good morning. He's like, when I see us.
- [52:50]
B
Whatever. And it's like, it's so romantic.
- [52:52]
C
It's like, so severely disconnects you with Todd.
- [52:56]
B
Well, no, I've always been connected to Todd. You know what connects me to Todd?
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A
Todd.
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B
Okay, that's it. Like, that's it.
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C
But for you're physically away from Miami. So you could feel him more or you could feel him him less. So what is it? You're physically now away from him. What do you feel now?
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B
She's like, I'm feeling him more, you know, because, like, look, I'm wearing my ring again. I'm wearing my ring again. It's like he's right here. Like, I wish I could be wearing his ring in front of Frankie because that would, like, make it more real. But, like, yeah.
- [53:24]
A
Jul. Julia's, like, trying so hard, like, the whole point of this trip is to get Alexia away from America so that she'll, like, not think about Todd. And Alexia is like. Like, I'm thinking about Todd more than ever before. My God. Wow, this drip has been so great to bring me closer to Todd.
- [53:37]
B
Julia's like, let me tell you what I've got. I've got location turned off of my heart, okay? My heart doesn't. You can't. If you go and find my. It's not going to say my heart because there's no location, okay?
- [53:50]
A
Guess what? Even though I'm far, far from Todd, I stuck a air tag in his shoe. So I feel very close to him now.
- [53:59]
B
So then the producer is asking her, why are you wearing your ring again? She goes, because I' maybe that's why. Like, what a crazy question. That's, like, nuts. So then we go back to Larsa and Stephanie, Lisa, all the other girls inside, and Lars is like, oh, my God.
- [54:17]
C
Like, I just feel like Alexia, like, she, like, does not, like, say anything about, like, Todd, like, anymore. Like, I feel like, yeah.
- [54:24]
B
Well, the last update I have was the night before the trip. He took her to New York, and they had a wonderful weekend.
- [54:30]
D
So she was in New York with him. Like, yeah.
- [54:33]
A
While she was with him. She's happy, she's good.
- [54:36]
D
Now it's like the honeymoon phase again. Like, yeah, well, when she's not good.
- [54:40]
A
She'S not easier to be around. It gets unpleasant. You know, let's look a. All right. Let's look at a clip package of her being unpleasant. Look at her. She was so unpleasant. Look, she's crying. Crying in front of the gays at the restaurant. You know what? It's just terrible.
- [54:53]
D
Lars is like, well, if Todd and Alexia get back together, like, you do realize, like, you lose Alexia, right?
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C
Like, stop.
- [55:03]
B
Stop that. It's like, well, I've said it once, I'll say it again. If those two end up together, I'm gonna end up with cement shoes on the bottom of the Miami River.
- [55:12]
A
Okay, listen. You know why I'm never gonna see Todd again? Because Alexia tells me where she's going and I don't go there.
- [55:20]
C
Well, I feel like.
- [55:22]
B
What's that?
- [55:24]
A
Oh, I made a joke. I was waiting for the audience to laugh.
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B
I'm sorry. It's just me. All right, all right. There you go.
- [55:31]
C
Well, I feel like it's like, really important for your friends, like, to know that they, like, have your back. But, like, I want to be there for Alexia. Like, I'm so there for people. Like, that's who I am. I'm like, such a good friend to everyone. Like, did anyone ask Lisa if she's unfollowed my ex boyfriend, since I'm such.
- [55:47]
D
A good friend to you, like, since I've done done things like be friends with you and such and XYZ and this and that. Is anyone doing the same for me?
- [55:54]
B
Like, oh, wait, did she unfollow him?
- [55:57]
C
I don't think she, like, and followed him. Like, and by I don't think so, I mean, like, I just checked like five times today and she's still like, following like, five. Five. I feel like.
- [56:04]
B
Well, then I'll say. Say something if it bothers you.
- [56:07]
C
Well, did you, like, what? Like, what am I supposed to say? Hey, there she is. Lisa. Like, did you, like, I feel like everyone follow Marcus. No, but like, are you, like, planning to or like, I feel like, no. Like.
- [56:26]
A
I don't know if I'm going to. It depends on if he's on Traders again. I'm waiting to see what her star goes.
- [56:31]
C
But like, you told me, like, you were going to, like, you don't like Alexia.
- [56:34]
A
Like, yeah, but then we got into all this, you know, stuff and you've been like, not so great to me in.
- [56:41]
C
Oh, I've been not so great to you, really? Like, I've been like, not so, like, great, like, to you. Like to you, Like, I feel I.
- [56:48]
A
Want talk about it here on the street. We're right in front of the ice cream place. It's too scary for them. I don't want to do this right here. Okay.
- [56:54]
C
No, but like, what have I done to you that's like, not so great then.
- [56:57]
A
I don't want. I don't want to do this. Okay? I need to collect my thoughts. I got a lot of thoughts. They need to be collected. I left a few in St. Bar, so I got to take a plane back there to get some. There's one. I left a thought on the train too. Oh, my God, it Was such a good thought. So I just need to collect them all, and then we can talk about another time. I don't want to do the scene right now.
- [57:12]
C
But, like, you told me you were going to, and then you told Alexi, like, you were going to, too, let's say. So, like, including, like, before.
- [57:20]
A
A lot of unspecified things happen with us I can't articulate right now because I got to think of what they are. Okay? I gotta. I gotta come up with some things. Okay? I can't just, like, do a scene, okay? I have to work with Jody. We gotta come up with some examples. I talk to chat GPT.
- [57:38]
C
But, like, it sends a message. You don't care about me. Like, you know what? Like, I would never, like, talk to you again. Like, I would never, like, acknowledge you again. Like, because, like. Like, publicly, like, oh, God.
- [57:49]
A
All right, girls, can we just. Loud. So this is not good, you know? Lisa. Lisa, just unfollow Marcus already. Okay?
- [57:57]
B
Yeah. And she's like, trust me.
- [57:59]
C
You were like. You were, like, not missed yesterday. Like, no one even cared. Like, someone was like, where's Lisa? And then everybody's like, ew. Lisa. She's so stupid. Like, she's probably somewhere following somebody stupid someplace. Like, who even cares? Like, we all ordered drinks, and we're like, ha, ha, ha. Who's Lisa? Like, no one cared.
- [58:20]
D
Yeah. You were not missed at all.
- [58:22]
A
Leave me alone.
- [58:23]
D
You were missed at all yesterday. Best believe that. Or maybe I should say worst believe that, because you're the thing that's the worst thing to believe in.
- [58:34]
B
And Lisa's like, whatever. You know what? I'm. I still follow Marcus because he's a better friend to me than she is.
- [58:42]
C
You know what? I just. I guess you're just like a groupie, like, because you used to follow Pippin and now you follow Jordan. Like, you're groupy. It's all good groupie.
- [58:52]
D
Yeah, you're like, the worst kind of groupie. The kind of groupie that doesn't even have sex with him. Like, I did.
- [58:58]
A
Lisa's like, what groupie? You dated him.
- [59:00]
C
You only did, like, a frigid groupie. Like, you frigid groupie.
- [59:05]
D
You're like a groupie that can't get past, like, the metal things outside of Mass Square Garden. But, like, the real groupies can go through that and into the tunnel and get to hang out backstage and then, like, eat, like, the little, like, cheese and meats that they have in the reception area for when the athletes come out. But you have to stand Outside. And when you get hungry, you have to go to a hot dog vendor that's like, down the street. And then you have to go find your place in line again by the metal grades. That's sad for you.
- [59:30]
B
Does Marques even have groupies? He's not a sports star, is he? He's just like, related to somebody. Like, I don't even think that counts.
- [59:39]
A
Yeah, it does not count. No.
- [59:41]
B
So I love that Lisa pointed out, she's like, oh, my God, this girl who's always associated with an athlete, a rapper, the Kardashians, like, no bigger groupie than Lars a Pippin. I mean, what. What in the clout? Thank you. Now, that said Larsa sucks. But also, you should unfollow Marcus.
- [59:58]
A
You shouldn't follow what the hell, guys just made up. You should do. Do it as like a gesture that you want to move forward. Like, why are you. What? Yeah, I mean, the fact that she is still following Marcus at her, like, or just get like a burner account or something. But, like, yeah, this is. I think it's shitty of Lisa at this point because she's made a request and you're just being a dick about it at this point.
- [60:19]
B
Yeah. So now Lisa is going off to Mary's all in the lobby. She's like, she just came at me. Well, you shouldn't follow him.
- [60:26]
C
Okay, well, someone's being an. I'm not going to do as they say.
- [60:29]
B
Well, someone at some point needs to move the needle here, all right? Someone's got to do something. It's not going to be resolved right now, all right? And Adriana's like, I gotta be like, this is so boring. Like, I love Adriana because none of this drama involves her and she is so bored when it's not involving her. It's like, I'm going to behave on one trip and God is going to be the worst trip of my life because it's so boring.
- [60:52]
A
Yeah, seriously. So Lisa's like, so you weren't messed. You weren't missed last night? Like, what she said I wasn't even missed. That's crazy. Well, I mean, now you're just being mean to each other. No, like, I'm literally not actually saying anything to her anymore, okay? She's being mean to me. She's calling me a groupie. She called me multiple names. I wrote it down right here. So for instance, she called me a groupie. She called me a lady with legs and arms. I hated that one.
- [61:20]
B
She called me a grouper, which I don't Even know what that is. It's a fish, I think. Well, that's not very nice.
- [61:26]
A
She said I was group think. I don't get that. Well, that's a psychological principle. When a lot of people are together, they sort of, like, move the needle on what's logical, and by the end, they get to some other place where they're thinking that something's normal and it really isn't. They've just all convinced themselves that I'm not even following anymore. I don't like this. I'm not happy.
- [61:41]
B
Why would she even call me grappa? Like, what the is that? All right, you know what? Now I think she's just trying to think of words that she's heard before. All right, listen, I want to go to bed. It's not normal to take notes, okay? Yes, I'm taking notes. I'm writing every word down. Look at this one. I can't even. That's not a word.
- [61:59]
A
It says gra.
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B
Grappled. No, it doesn't. Yeah, it does. All right, spell it for me.
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C
B.
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B
No, you're. I'm going to bed. I'm going back.
- [62:11]
A
Wait, wait, wait. Look at this. Look at this. It's underwear. Yeah, it's Fruit of the Loom. And she circled the one in the middle and said. You the grapes. Yeah. Unacceptable.
- [62:24]
B
All right, let's get running for some spiritual flamenco. Necessitas. Okay. You need it?
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A
Yeah. Okay. I'm going back to my room. Okay. I'm not a stenographer or anything like that. And I'll give you about five minutes to figure out what stenographer means. Okay. Hey, everyone, this is the end of part one of this recap for part two. Keep an eye on your podcast feed. It is coming up in just a moment. Thanks so much for listening.
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Catch you on the second half.
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