Watch What Crappens - Episode #2972
RHOM S7E11 Part One: Flamencos On The Side of My Face
Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Date: August 18, 2025
Podcast: Watch What Crappens
Episode Overview
In this lively episode, Ben and Ronnie recap and riff on Season 7, Episode 11 of "Real Housewives of Miami" (RHOM), as the ladies embark on a trip to Sevilla, Spain. The hosts revel in the contrast between the chaotic energy of Orange County's angry fights and the dessert-like, silly, and petty Miami drama. With plenty of sharp takes and playful banter, the duo deep-dives into travel mishaps, big head drama, group dynamics, and a surprisingly heartfelt immigration storyline, all while peppering the recap with their signature wit.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. RHOM's Sevilla Trip: A Change in Housewives Vibes
- 00:40 Ben notes how the episode is “like dessert after an angry Orange County main course,” delighted by the "petty and stupid" but enjoyable flavor of Miami housewives ("It just felt like a nice, like, dessert. Like we had our main course and we had a dessert.” - Ben, 04:09).
- The hosts commend the generally lighter, sillier tone of RHOM compared to other Bravo franchises.
2. The Great Hotel Debate
- 06:06 Ben is irked by the “tiny little Radisson” that’s apparently not glamorous enough for Real Housewives: "Are there no glamorous hotels in Sevilla for these ladies? ...There should be like, grand lobbies." (06:19)
- Ronnie counters with an American vs. European architecture comparison, saying America’s “big things for no reason” can skew expectations. (06:53)
3. The Polka Dot Flamenco Myth and Fashion Tangents
- 07:36–09:17
- Humorous discussion about polka dots allegedly being invented by accident in flamenco culture, blending facts with classic Crappens sarcasm.
- Fashion sidelines: Ben and Ronnie riff about big stains as “the next big thing” and their love for polos and Old Navy/GAP shopping sprees.
4. Housewives Group Splits & Shopping Antics
- 15:51 The ladies are split into shopping groups for flamenco dress fittings, preparing for their big night out.
- Larsa and Stephanie’s group features tension over Lisa’s lateness and her failure to unfollow Larsa’s ex, Marcus Jordan—a plot point that will recur through the episode.
5. The 'Big Head' Debate – Size, Celebrity, and Insecurity
- 10:36–13:57
- Larsa teases Stephanie about having a big head. Ben and Ronnie delight in dissecting the psychology (and photogenic advantages!) of large heads for celebrities.
- Ronnie, amused by the subject, quips: "I've got a humongous head and I'm not a star." (11:19)
- Ben: "That's why you're basically a star. That's why people love you. ...Having a large head. It photographs and it films very well and people like it!" (11:23)
6. The Lisa vs. Larsa Unfollowing Saga
- 16:09–17:49, 55:47–61:00
- Larsa continues to needle Lisa for not unfollowing Marcus Jordan, reading deeply into social media boundaries as a barometer of real friendship.
- Several attempts to confront Lisa devolve into circular “are we good friends” arguments, tinged with classic Crappens mocking impressions.
- Quote (Larsa, 16:09): “I hate Lisa, like, so, like, much. Like, she’s a person. She’s such, like, a groupie.”
7. Lisa's Tardiness & Excuses
- 18:24–21:26
- Lisa’s lateness is dissected through a series of quippy exchanges, including her convoluted "legal matters" in St. Bart's and missing paperwork.
- Ben and Ronnie poke fun at Lisa’s elaborate (and suspect) explanations and lampoon her inability to grasp joking shade.
8. Market Tours & Shady Fruits and Veggies
- 26:55–27:56
- Alexia, Julia, and Kiki tour a bustling Sevillan market, marveling at the superior produce (“I love the fruits and vegetables in Europe. Smells good.” - Kiki).
- Ronnie comments: “The American apples are holding their heads in shame. ...The stinky, disgusting grape smell of America.” (27:01)
9. Kiki’s Heavy Immigration Storyline
- 37:41–41:54
- Kiki opens up with a moving story about bringing her family from Haiti, facing overwhelming requests for help, and ultimately dealing with a family death threat.
- Ben highlights the depth and seriousness this brings to an otherwise silly show: “Kiki stays so funny and so fun on this show. ...She doesn’t get enough credit.” (39:53)
- Both hosts appreciate how this cast’s diverse backgrounds and immigrant stories elevate RHOM beyond pure fluff. (Ben, 40:20–41:53)
10. Todd's Social Media Video & Alexia's Marital Drama
- 44:46–48:52
- Ben recaps Todd Nepola’s latest “address to the nation”—a lengthy video blaming others for rumors and explaining his side of the Alexia breakup.
- Ronnie observes the irony of Alexia accusing Todd of narcissism while refusing to quit the show for love.
11. Ice Cream, Instagram, and Cringeworthy Shade
- 49:47–51:41
- Lisa, Larsa, Marisol, and Stephanie’s ice cream stop turns unintentionally hilarious, especially as Stephanie, in Spanish, literally asks the shopkeeper if they have ice cream ("Tienen helado, chica?").
- Larsa demonstrates, with vivid pantomime, why Housewives can’t resist making fellatio jokes with cones.
12. More Flamenco Shopping and Friendship Drama
- 52:18–53:58
- The other group shops for flamenco dresses, with Alexia reflecting (ironically) on how "disconnected" travel brings her even closer to Todd—thoroughly undermining Julia’s attempts to help her move on.
- Meanwhile, the Larsa-Lisa-Marisa drama continues in circles, with Lisa refusing to unfollow, Larsa calling her a groupie, and the group descending into mutual sniping.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
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On the essential “dessert with the main course” vibe of this Miami episode:
- “It just felt like a nice, like, dessert. Like we had our main course and we had a dessert. It felt like a complete meal for me, you know?” — Ben (04:09)
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On RHOM’s questionable hotel accommodations:
- “Are there no glamorous hotels in Sevilla for these ladies? ...This is a Real Housewives show. There should be like, grand lobbies.” — Ben (06:19)
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On head size and Bravo fame:
- “Having a large head. It photographs and it films very well and people like it. ...You see a large head, you just want to get an autograph, I guess.” — Ben (11:23)
- “I've got a humongous head and I'm not a star.” — Ronnie (11:19)
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On the Lisa/Larsa unfollow crisis:
- “I hate Lisa, like, so, like, much. Like, she’s a person. She’s such, like, a groupie.” — Ronnie as Larsa (16:09)
- “I still follow Marcus because he’s a better friend to me than she is!” — Lisa, via Ben (58:41)
- “You only did, like, a frigid groupie. Like, you frigid groupie.” — Ronnie as Larsa (59:00)
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On Kiki’s immigration burden:
- “...It's pretty amazing how Kiki stays so funny and so fun on this show, and she's got the most dire storylines every season. ...She doesn’t get enough credit, Kiki, I think.” — Ronnie (39:53)
- “This is a unique show in that, in many ways … almost everyone on the cast, English is their second language. ...That is such an amazing thing with this show.” — Ben (41:10)
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On Todd’s self-serving video:
- “Is this all written down? ...Jesus Christ, Todd.” — Ronnie (47:05)
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On travel disconnect and marital denial:
- “When I travel, I disconnect. … I talked to Frankie … Todd … Peter… I just love being disconnected. It’s so good.” — Alexia, via Ronnie (52:21)
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On circular Housewives bickering:
- “Lisa, just unfollow Marcus already, okay?” — Ronnie (57:48)
- “Now you’re just being mean to each other. ...She called me a groupie. She called me a lady with legs and arms. I hated that one.” — Ben as Lisa (61:05)
Key Timestamps
- 00:40 – Dual trips: Orange County vs. Miami’s atmospheres
- 06:06 – Ben’s hotel rant
- 10:36–13:57 – The big head debate
- 15:51 – Group split and shopping assignments
- 16:09–17:49 & 55:47–61:00 – Larsa/Lisa unfollow & friendship crisis
- 18:24–21:26 – Lisa’s lateness and legal drama
- 26:55–27:56 – Market adventures and produce shade
- 37:41–41:54 – Kiki’s immigration story
- 44:46–48:52 – Todd’s “state of the marriage” address
- 49:47–51:41 – The ice cream cone incident
- 52:18–53:58 – Alexia’s ‘disconnection’ and marital denial
Tone and Style
Ben and Ronnie keep things light, irreverent, and full of observational asides as is their trademark. They joyfully mock the Housewives—especially the Miami cast’s petty squabbles—while also pausing for genuinely heartfelt reactions (especially regarding Kiki’s family struggles). Their back-and-forth banter, impersonations, and meta-commentary on Housewives culture and Bravo tropes add an extra layer of comedic insight, making even the silliest moments feel fresh and deeply entertaining.
Summary for New Listeners
If you missed “RHOM S7E11 - Flamencos On The Side Of My Face,” this Crappens recap covers all the essentials: quirky travel hijinks, petty bickering over social media etiquette, a shockingly touching immigration saga, and plenty of Bravo self-parody. With Ben and Ronnie as your virtual tour guides through Seville’s markets, dress shops, and the minefields of Housewives friendship, you’re guaranteed laughs, shade, and a few unexpectedly poignant moments.
For Part Two of this recap, keep an eye on your podcast feed!