#2986 RHOM S7E13: Plane of Resistance

Summary

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Watch What Crappens #2986: RHOM S7E13 – “Plane of Resistance”

Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Date: September 1, 2025

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Episode Overview

Ben and Ronnie break down the standout drama and extravagant antics from Season 7, Episode 13 (“Plane of Resistance”) of The Real Housewives of Miami. The episode is set amidst a luxurious Marbella getaway, but the battle lines are drawn over a private jet, shifting alliances, and petty grievances, all delivered with the hosts’ signature wit and affectionately savage recaps.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Marbella Opulence & Scenic Fights

• The hosts marvel at the level of luxury this season, spotlighting the private jet and decadent Marbella seaside mansion.
  • Jenny: “This show is just, like, gorgeous. … The fight with Stephanie and Alexia may have been the most scenic fight we’ve ever seen on the show.” (04:51)
• Emphasis on aesthetic juxtaposition: petty fights set against golden sunsets and epic Spanish plazas.

2. Private Plane Power Struggle

• Stephanie’s use (or misuse) of her private jet becomes the episode’s central symbol of status and control.
  • Ben: “I’m glad to see [Alexia and Marisol] doing this, because Stephanie is really ridiculous. She needs to be brought down a peg or two.” (09:44)
• Alexia and Marisol skip the flight out of principle, sparking debate about loyalty, double standards, and etiquette.
  • Jenny: “Julia just being chill about this…she tormented Gertie for missing a Zoom link and yet these two jokers are missing an entire, like, emotional, spiritual thing…massive double standard.” (08:20)
• Stephanie is gutted: “They’re both fired. … How could they do this to me? How could they not fly on my plane? Oh, I’m so sorry that your weapon has been watered down.” (13:21, Ben)

3. Who’s the Real Villain?

• The hosts dissect whether Stephanie's “jettiquet” is justified or obnoxious.
  • Larsa’s comment: “By the way, this is costing her $40,000 to go 20 minutes. … There’s a shred of truth to what she’s saying, but she’s on a power trip.” (17:33, Jenny)
• Ben argues it’s not generosity if it’s weaponized: “No, you don’t [do so much for people]. When you’re bragging about it and holding it over everybody’s heads and then telling everybody how much money it costs… I don’t want your scrotum plane.” (18:36)

4. Plane Etiquette (“Jettiquet”) and Dance Parties

• Stephanie attempts to establish “jettiquet”—to no one’s amusement.
  • Ben: “Everybody that has a jet should have rules. It’s called jettiquet, okay?” (24:12)
  • Jenny: “She’s trying to make jeticut happen. This is the second week in a row she’s pushed the jettiquette thing. It’s not going to happen.” (24:22)
• The cast distracts themselves with a dance party at 30,000 feet, underscoring the surreal frivolity.

5. Friendships, Factions, and Power Dynamics

• Notable tensions: Lisa celebrates her (official) divorce, Larsa downplays it, and Julia heaps forgiveness on her Marbella-skipping friends.
  • “Wow, you’re giving a hall pass to them for missing one of the biggest days of your life. That’s nice.” (29:19, Jenny)
• Marisol and Alexia bask in Sevilla café life, delighting in “cockies” (their word for cocktails), while giggling about avoiding the main group. (30:10–31:49)

6. Celebrity Cameos & Future Trips

• Flashback: Marisol FaceTimes Richard Branson, setting up an upcoming Virgin Voyages cruise.
  • Jenny: “Richard Branson is relegated to a flashback. This is like a major, like, celebrity, like cameo appearance on the show. … And they just are like, oh yeah…” (31:49)
• Marisol brags: “When you go on his planes, there’s no rules—and when you go on his boats, there’s no rules. You can smoke, you can poop, you can do whatever you want.” (34:50)

7. Word Mix-Ups and Lingering Misunderstandings

• Adriana’s “ratchet/wretched” drama: accent confusion or intentional slight?
  • Jenny: “They didn’t do a slo-mo, like, rewind at that moment of her saying it, because I’m pretty sure she said ratchet.” (42:02)
  • Ben: “She said ratchet. Sorry, I read it. That’s crazy because even now when she says that, she’s like ratchet. No, last time you said ratchet.” (42:09)
• Eventually, Kiki and Adriana resolve their drama in a surprisingly civil manner.

8. The Showdown in the Plaza

• The pièce de résistance: Stephanie confronts Alexia in Seville’s grand Plaza de España about who’s responsible for the private plane snub.
  • Stephanie: “Can you explain to me what happened yesterday?” (53:34)
  • Alexia: “I feel like Marisol should be here… She wanted to spend the day with me… That’s it.” (54:15)
• Arguments spiral (“You are weak!” “You belittle women!”) as the group argues in a swirl of shouting and cross-accusations.
  • Ben: “She’s my favorite kind of argument on Housewives. The classic, ‘You are! Nuh uh, you are!’” (55:38)
  • Jenny: “They’re all talking over each other… our poor note taker. I couldn’t even keep up watching it.” (60:33)

9. Comic Relief—Jesuses, Funerals, and Champagne

• Lisa’s quest for “great Poupon” and attempts at “rich people English” provide comic respite.
  • Lisa: “I feel like I want to be classier here, you know? Like, I want to hold the glass by the stem...” (35:38)
• The hosts highlight a random patio umbrella that looks like Jesus (65:07), and a literal funeral procession coinciding with the finale of the group fight:
  • Jenny: “Of course there’s, like, a giant funeral procession happening down the streets below. … I was like, of course.” (68:06)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Ben on fashion double standards:
  “To make fun of someone’s fashion when they’re so well put together – that really says what this… how good this show is, because it’s like, she looks great. … It’s just Miami standards, you know, that you’re judging.” [06:06]

• Marisol on Stephanie:
  “Between Adriana and Kiki and Stephanie’s whole mini Mussolini moment, I just can’t.” [11:11]

• Stephanie’s power move backfires:
  “She doesn’t have a private plane to hold against someone. So what is she gonna do? Let’s watch her stew.” [14:17]

• Jettiquette attempts:
  “Everybody that has a jet should have rules. It’s called jettiquet, okay?” [24:12, Ben]

  “She’s trying to make jeticut happen… not going to happen.” [24:22, Jenny]

• Ben on Stephanie’s ‘generosity’:
  “No, you don’t (do so much for people). When you’re bragging about it and holding it over everybody’s heads and then telling everybody how much money it costs… I don’t want your scrotum plane.” [18:36]

• Lisa on divorce:
  “Lenny filled out his Subway card. … and also, yesterday, I am officially divorced.” [27:46]

• Lisa still hyping Grey Poupon:
  “I feel like I want to be classier here, you know? … Do you have any great Poupon?” [35:38]

• Marisol (about Stephanie and Marisol’s split):
  “This is exactly what I go through with my sisters. And it’s really, really triggering… Oh, come on. … hilarious that you tried to pull this card.” [61:51]

• Ronnie on the quick escalation:
  “They’re all talking over each other so fast… when I was watching it, I was just laughing the whole time because you just hear little random snippets. But this is so good.” [60:40]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 04:51 – Praise for Marbella luxury & the most scenic fight
• 09:44 – Alexia & Marisol boycott the plane, power struggle with Stephanie begins
• 13:21 – Stephanie has her power move blunted after being snubbed
• 17:33 – Larsa attempts to defend Stephanie; $40K jet flight debated
• 24:12 – Stephanie’s “jettiquet” rules get roasted
• 29:19 – Jenny calls out Julia’s selective forgiveness for absent friends
• 31:49/34:50 – Marisol FaceTimes Richard Branson, announces cruise
• 35:38 – Lisa’s endless Grey Poupon schtick
• 42:02 – “Ratchet” vs. “wretched” mixup explained and dissected
• 53:34 – Fiery Stephanie/Alexia fight in the plaza
• 60:33 – Hosts marvel at how fast and overlapping the group argument became
• 65:07 – Lisa mistakes a patio umbrella for Jesus, comic relief ensues
• 68:06 – Funeral procession becomes accidental fight meme

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Tone & Final Thoughts

As always, Ben and Ronnie deliver their recap with biting humor, deep Bravo knowledge, and more than a little mock affection for the Housewives’ ridiculousness. The episode is a meditation on control, status anxiety, and shifting alliance—wrapped in high fashion, luxury travel, and hilariously petty disputes.

• Ronnie: “This is my favorite kind of argument on Housewives. The classic, ‘You are! Nuh uh, you are!’” [55:38]
• Jenny: “Every single time. It’s a good one. So good.” [69:32]

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For fans and newcomers alike, this recap captures the episode’s blend of glamor and chaos, dissecting the social chess and emotional pitfalls of Miami’s most notorious gallery of frenemies.

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Note: Timestamps (MM:SS) are provided as heard from the transcript for easy reference.

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[Jenny]

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[Jenny]

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[Julia]

Okay.

[Ben]

The next week we'll be back with Crappy hour. You can also find a new Dwell hello coming towards the end of the week. And if you want these recaps on videos or you want our bonus episodes, go over to our patreon. We did a really. We did a long three hour Love island recap last week that was super fun for the reunion. And this week we should have a trailer trash coming for either Potomac or below deck Mediterranean. Okay, so today we are going to be talking about Real Housewives of Miami Season 7, Episode 12.

[Jenny]

Yeah, what a glamorous episode. It's beautiful. I mentioned a little bit on our Orange county recap, but like this show is, is, is doing the Lux thing. Like they, I mean, the private jets, the, the, this mansion, the seaside mansion in Marbella. I mean it was, this show is just like gorgeous. I was watching it and I was like, I cannot believe it. I believe the fight with Stephanie and Alexia that happens later in this episode may have been the most scenic fight we've ever seen on the show. They are fighting and the sunset is like casting them in this golden light. There's this gorgeous, beautiful Plaza de Espana, I think, is what it's called. That's like, out in the background. He's like this colonnade, this huge vista. I was like, this is gorgeous. Gorgeous. What a gorgeous setting for a petty, petty fight.

[Ben]

Yeah, it was really beautifully done, all the colors there. They wore their flamenco dresses that they had done for them. The whole thing was just gorge. My God. Really well done.

[Jenny]

Lettuce.

[Ben]

So here we go. It's gerdy. And, you know, it's also funny that everyone's al. Always making fun of Stephanie for her fashion. We talked about it a little on Crappy Hour. Her stylist had a fit, and I said she looked like a golden crappy or whatever. But, you know, like, to make fun of someone's fashion when they're so well put together, I mean, that really says what this. How good this show is. Because it's like, she looks great. I mean, she's really pretty and she wears. I mean, her outfits are a little try hard, Jackie. Oh. And everything. I get it. But it's just funny because we're making fun of outfits that are actually really good. It's just Miami standards, you know, that you're judging. Yeah. I mean, especially coming from Orange county, where you want to talk about some shitty fashions.

[Julia]

Oh, my God.

[Ben]

It's like we don't even mention it as much on that show because it's just so expected, you know? Right, right. But here we are.

[Jenny]

We start up here we are still in a skirt.

[Ben]

Espana.

[Jenny]

Yes. It's the morning, finally. Morning of the Marbella trip, this fraught trip that's going to involve Stephanie's private plane to whom that. That. That may or may not be accessible for everyone in the cast, depending on their behavior. So we're in this hotel bar. They spent a lot of time in this Radisson lobby on this. On this trip. They're always on this, like, little couch on the side. They're sitting there. They're gathering. Gertie and Judy, Julia are there, and Kiki and Lisa join. And Kiki's making. Makes some joke about, like, oh, like, looking ratchet. Etc. In the wake of last episode's fight. And Kiki is like, julia, I'm so excited. You described the home and the people are so lovely. And I'm like, you know what? I don't want to miss out on it. And I really want to be there for you. And she's saying how she's. Yeah, she's still pissed off at Adriana, but she's going to be on, like, Good behavior. Because she. It's, like, very important for her. She wants to be on the private plane, and it's important for her to go to Marbella and be there for Julia.

[Julia]

Listen to me. I just saw Liza. She didn't even look at me. We didn't look at each other. I mean, I get it. I get it. I get it.

[Ben]

You guys still have things to work on.

[Julia]

Yeah. But I'm not going to do that today. I'm on my best behavior. I don't want to go to the principal's office again. Okay. Okay. Everybody just leave me alone. It's been a rough year.

[Marisol]

Well, you know, guys, that Alexia and Marisol is not coming.

[Jenny]

And Kiki's like, I can't believe that. And Le like, well, why aren't they coming? Like, they set up this. They set this up with you. With. And you. As you and Marisol set this up.

[Marisol]

It's like, well, Mar feels that what if something happens? And then we are, like, you know, stuck in Marbella, and then how do we get home? Because if Stephanie doesn't take us back or something weird happens.

[Jenny]

This. Julia just being chill about this. When she hung Gertie out to drive, she tormented Gertie for missing a zoom link. And yet these two jokers are missing this entire, like, section of the trip. A whole, like, emotional, spiritual thing with the Godfathers. And she's like, okay, that's fine. To me, this is a massive double standard. Julia is just sucking this season.

[Ben]

I know. And this is a super important event, too. I mean, she's really coming all this way. She's taking another flight, and she's doing it to give two elderly gay men access to stem cells. And, you know, I think that people need to have some goddamn respect.

[Jenny]

Well, it's important that those boys have a male figure in their life that lives in a far away place and is much older and might not be around that long. It's. It's just really important that they have that male figure.

[Julia]

It's very important. My children have male figures in their life that they will never see and that will probably die in 10 years. So.

[Ben]

So Kiki's like, oh, we can walk back. Who cares? And they start cracking up. She's like, we catch a horse back. So Julie is like, I'm not taking.

[Julia]

It personal to heart, you know, because I wish they would come, but I can't change it. It is done. It is done.

[Ben]

So then we go to Mary, Sol and Alexia, who have decided they're going to stand against Stephanie which, listen, they're usually on the side of evil, these two. They are the side of evil, usually. But I'm so glad to see them doing this, because Stephanie is really ridiculous. She needs to be brought down and peg or two.

[Jenny]

Okay, yeah, well, I agree that Stephanie needs to be brought down to peg or 2. I don't think that this is the way to do it, personally. I think this is actually, you know, mean to Julia. Especially because Julia put it. Has put in so much work kissing their asses. The least they can do is pay it back a little bit. But, of course, this is the problem with kissing asses like Alexia and Marisol. You're never really gonna be part of their group ever.

[Ben]

So no one respects the kiss ass. They just. They're just gonna use you and be done with you. So I don't care that Julie. I don't care about Julia's fake shit. I don't care. I don't care. I'm just glad to see what I'm talking about. To the lady with the old man ball playing.

[Jenny]

Well, I'm so excited for the weather today. Well, you know, Peter, like, we're, like, actually gonna get to enjoy Sevilla for once. And Marisol's like, oh, my God, I want to walk around, bro. I don't want to sit. I don't want to hear anyone bitching or complaining anymore. I need some quiet in my head. You need quiet in your head, but you're gonna hang out with Alexia. Good luck with that.

[Ben]

How is there anything but quiet in your head? It's soaked in booze. What?

[Julia]

That.

[Ben]

What's going on in your head is very slow. I'm sure. Anything. And also, I love that she's like, I gotta get away from the complaining.

[Marisol]

So.

[Ben]

So I'm going to spend a day complaining just how I do it. So she's like, yeah, you know, it's just a little overwhelming. I mean, between Adriana and Kiki and Stephanie's whole mini Mussolini moment, I just can.

[Jenny]

Mini Mussolini moment. I didn't clock that the first time. Mini Mussolini. So then we see a flashback to Stephanie, like, being like, okay, so someone's giving me the timeout seat, and then two people can be up here, and then the cool people will be back here. And then this. Someone has to sit in this chair, and they have to call my sisters and then, like, hang up the phone right away. So then Marisol's like, I mean, the fact that Stephanie said that. That, you know, if there was any fighting, that she would just, like, you know, she would just kick everyone off. It's not exactly encouraging to hop on a plane, am I right? I mean, the good news is it's easier to remove people than ads, so we're golden, bro. Obviously, I don't want to be rude, but we're just gonna be rude, you know? And we need to let her know we're not going. So. Hey, you know what? Even though I worked in public relations for years and years and would brag about how at a PR company, that Alexia, why don't you write the email? Because you're much better at writing those things. Yeah.

[Ben]

So she's like, okay, I'm going to write an email. I'm going to write a text. I'm going to write it right now. Okay. Here's what it's going to say. Hi. We're not going to come. Okay, bye. Well done. Beautiful. Beautiful. Poetic.

[Jenny]

We need a mental break. Okay, let's say this. We need a mental break from Stephanie and pretty much everyone that's going to be there today. Have a wonderful day. Bye. We're not coming. And it's great. It's really beautiful.

[Ben]

We're not gonna come. But listen, I want to tell you, I thank you for not flying in a private plane in front of Frankie. That I respect. I got it. You know, I respect that. I respect it. So now the girls are still gathering, and Stephanie comes down, and she's like, oh, my God. Alexia just texted me. She said, buenos dias. Hope you got some rest. Blah, blah, blah. They're not coming. What do you mean they're not coming? She's texting me. She's not gonna go. I just went to sleep and everything was fine. I mean, I'm genuinely, genuinely hurt. This just suc. They're both fired. I mean, we were in a good place. Now they have to come and do this to me. How could they do this to me? How could they not fly on my plane? Oh, I'm so sorry that your weapon has been watered down.

[Julia]

Sorry, your.

[Ben]

Your weapon has been turned into a foam finger.

[Julia]

Whoops.

[Jenny]

Yeah, she was. Her whole thing is that, like, they were in such a good place last night. And we see a flashback to Stephanie like. Like doing that. That silent laugh that she does. And, like, also nudging Alexia with her elbow. She is definitely someone who laughs when she laughs. She elbows you, which I don't love that as a laugh technique. I don't like you elbowing me to make me laugh as well. That's not going to make me laugh.

[Ben]

Oh, my God. I'M literally a laugh elbow. I'm like, you're laughing? We're not going to laugh at this.

[Jenny]

Wait a second. You are not a laugh elbow or you never laugh? I've never seen you laugh elbow.

[Ben]

Really, Ben, in our live shows, I'm constantly leaning on you and laughing like, you need to laugh hearted at this.

[Jenny]

No, no, it's okay to, like, lean. It's okay to touch. But, like, Stephanie literally, like, elbows Alexia and like, knocks her to the side. Like, that's. That's too much.

[Ben]

So Stephanie's all upset, but now she doesn't have a private plane to hold against someone. So what is she gonna do? Let's watch her stew. So now they all go to the sprinter van, and Adriana wants to clear the air with Kiki, but she. With Kiki, but she's refusing to engage. You know, I mean, this is a big day for her to choose the grandfather, you know, I mean, godfather. Oh, what am I saying?

[Jenny]

Look at how I miss say words all the time. I am just going to establish my case for.

[Ben]

I'm so ratchet right now. I'm so ratchet right now. Am I right?

[Larsa]

Oh, Julia, should we send Marisol and Alexia another message that if they need to move more time like, that we could wait for them? Like.

[Jenny]

And Gertie's like, no, I just literally texted Alexia right now. I said, sorry, we won't be there for. Sorry that you won't be there for Julia. And we spoke with her and she totally understands. Love you or that's what they sent me. And Stephanie goes, I mean, what happened? I mean, she said that she spoke with you and that you understand her and Marisol.

[Marisol]

And Julia's like, well, I think that she, you know, she was feeling that if we misbehave. Because sometimes in our group, we misbehave. You know, sometimes people just pour water on people. It's as they say, water under the bridge, but overhead first. But you know, like sometimes we have, you know, with the rules on play, and they get scared.

[Ben]

Oh, so it's about me? It's about me. That's what they're saying. It's about me?

[Marisol]

No, no, it's. No, it's about goat. Really? Cuz we want to bring goat on plane. We knew you would not, like, and like, they didn't want to be beholding and feeling that if something happens, they would. How would they even get back? You know? Cuz once you go to Marbella, unless you have private plane, you cannot leave Barbea.

[Ben]

What? So they Think I'm just going to leave you there? After a whole night of me threatening to just leave everybody there? That is crazy. That is insane. How could they do this to me?

[Marisol]

Oh, Stephanie, you know we love you, but sometimes your delivery is very bossy.

[Ben]

Oh, but I'm bossy. But you're about to get on my plane. Oh, wow. Wow. So I'm boss. You're getting on a bossy person's plane. Well, that's great. That's great. You're. You're willing to go on a bossy plane.

[Jenny]

Boss, baby, when I made that joke. Still funny.

[Ben]

Do you not see what you're doing right now, you dummy? So Julie is like, really?

[Julia]

This is exactly what Marisol and Alexia were talking about. She doesn't offer something then point it out and kind of belittling way.

[Ben]

And Lars is like, stephanie, like, thank.

[Julia]

You so much for like, inviting us, like, on your plane. Like, like, I really appreciate it. Even though, even though other people don't really appreciate it. Like, I do.

[Larsa]

Like, you know what?

[Jenny]

I don't want any. I don't want anything to thank. I mean, you guys, you guys don't owe me anything. You don't owe me a thank you. Don't owe me a thank you. Now say the thing. Larsa. Say the thing you're supposed to say.

[Larsa]

Okay, guys. Yeah, kind of like a.

[Julia]

No, no, no. You start. You start.

[Larsa]

Wait, let's do it together, guys.

[Julia]

Okay, let's do it together.

[Larsa]

Double Larsa.

[Julia]

Yeah. Okay, everybody situation. Like, you know, it's kind of no way. You do it. You do it. You got it.

[Larsa]

Okay. Three, two, one.

[Julia]

It's like a no, it's like a.

[Jenny]

It's.

[Larsa]

It's like I'll lose.

[Julia]

I messed up.

[Larsa]

You go.

[Julia]

You go.

[Larsa]

You go now you go. Okay.

[Julia]

Thank you so much for listening to the Larza and Larza relationship podcast.

[Jenny]

Yeah, I miss you.

[Ben]

I miss doing the Marcus and Larsa podcast. That was so fun. Damn it. I really thought those two would last forever.

[Jenny]

Well, basically Larsa is kind of like, you know what? This is like a no win situation for Stephanie because either she's dangling the plane and she wants to include everyone. Like they basically, it's like, like, like you guys either call her a kiss ass and. Or she's like being like withholding, like, which one is it? Because by the way, it's. This is costing her $40,000 to go 20 minutes. So like, it's not appreciative. And like, you know, it's like, up. I actually think there's like a shred of truth to what Larsa is saying. It is actually, like, Stephanie is definitely on a power trip, and that's not right, but she is also spending $40,000 on these people. So, like, get it together a little bit.

[Ben]

You know, I. I mean, I disagree. Only because they don't want to go because Stephanie's being an asshole. And no one has said why they're not really going, which is that Stephanie's threatening to kick Adriana and. Or Lisa off the plane. So that really what they're. That's really why they're not going. And no one's going to say that. It's just like, oh, poor Stephanie.

[Julia]

She just, like, does so much for people.

[Ben]

No, no, you don't. When you're bragging about it and holding it over everybody's heads and then telling everybody how much money it costs you to do it off, like, I don't want your scrotum plane. Take it.

[Jenny]

I just think that, like, it's not. I think that there is, like. Like I said, it's just a shred. That there's a shred of something to, like, you know, she's spending $40,000 and, like, just follow her rules, you know, But I think that she's spending $40.

[Ben]

To brag on a housewives show that she married a rich guy is how I see it.

[Jenny]

She does get that. I mean, the problem is that she. She took it too far and she was not chill about it. And now, like. Like, I think that there's, like. I think the etiquette part of it gets totally removed because she was being classless in her presentation.

[Ben]

Yeah, I guess that's all I'm saying. But you're right. I mean, in a normal circumstance, it would be totally rude. Like, what, I arranged this private plane and. And now you guys are just at the last minute not coming. That's not cool. But, you know, she's a dick, so I don't care.

[Jenny]

No, she. She her own up. So I'm not saying I'm not. To me, I'm not saying it's like a team Stephanie versus. I'm just saying, like, there is something to it. She's spending $40,000 on this stupid private plane. But. And, like. And she said. And, like, the least they can do is, like, show up and not be like, like, don't mess up on the plane. But she went too far by. By acting like she's like the, like the mom on the porch who's gonna take the ball away from the kids.

[Ben]

Yeah, well I'm really glad that she doesn't want to look bossy and controlling. So she shows up on the plane with like a little iPad that she's reading from and she's like, guys, I just want to say thank you for showing up to show my air. I love all of you and I'm happy that you are all in here. You may notice the exits. No lipsticks near the exits, please. If anybody has zippers on their pants, get the fuck off of my plane. My husband works very, very hard and this is why I run an industry.

[Julia]

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[Jenny]

There's also something so funny about having like a, like this, like, like a 10 minute dance party because you know they've got to take off. They can't dance while they're taking off. They've got to land. But then for 10 minutes it's like, woo. Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. Okay, sit down. We gotta land. It's like, it's so cool. It's like a flash.

[Ben]

It's like a flash mob as they dance. We cut to Alexi and Marisol just sitting there typing on their phones like click, click, click, click. Oh my God. Click in Spanish. Click in Spanish. Click in Spanish.

[Jenny]

I did wordle and I just filled it in. I entered in pips. Pipps. Didn't get it.

[Ben]

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[Jenny]

Well, I answered my favorite starter word. Khaki. I had to spell with a Y. Give it to me.

[Ben]

Okay. Look at us. We got through this flight. Oh, sorry, I thought you were finished. Go ahead.

[Jenny]

Now. I just realized that if you spell cocky with the Y, you actually make a real word that would be totally acceptable on wordle. Who would have thought? Still didn't get it though. Gads.

[Ben]

Well, thank God we made it drama free. Okay, everybody that has a jet should have rules. It's called jettiquet, okay? They're very necessary, especially with the group like this.

[Jenny]

So trying to make jeticut happen. This is the second week in a row she's pushed the jettiquette thing. It's not going to happen.

[Ben]

It's her champs.

[Jenny]

Is Jetta get a thing? No.

[Ben]

I don't know.

[Jenny]

Oh, it is. It is.

[Ben]

Well, there you go. So she makes a speech. She's like, I have to say something. I'm gonna get it off my chest, okay? Because we're gonna land. So I'm sorry you missed Julia's event. You love Julia so much, but you miss her event. Picking the godfather of her parents because of her children. Because I said you needed to throw the toilet paper in the garbage can and take your shoes off and not scrape my seat. No, that's not what happened. You threatened to kick the cast off and not bring them back if they got into an argument. And their job is to get into arguments. Stephanie, okay, you little control freak. And she's like. And so that. So now she's not. So that superseded. So those are your friends, Julia, okay? They cared more about making me look bad than being here. And whoever doesn't agree, you're not, okay?

[Jenny]

So then they land, and then they're heading off to this estate. And Julia's like, I'm really grateful to.

[Marisol]

Stephanie because it was really difficult to get here. And Marbella, I love it. It actually reminds me of Miami. Sevilla is so gorgeous. It's very traditional. But Marbella is so cosmopolitan. Look at all the houses and not.

[Jenny]

City parts of it, but at the.

[Marisol]

Same time, very charming. And you can find your hidden gem spots all over. And you can dance until six.

[Jenny]

I'm like, what? Like, we get it. Marbella. Maria is nice. Like, why are you selling us a Marbella right now? Just let us look at all the pretty buildings.

[Ben]

And this, my friends, is some serious white lotus, okay? And I approve this message. I approve.

[Jenny]

It's funny because on the on the Potomac trailer, when there's a part of the Potomac trailer where they go someplace nice and you hear one of them say, this is some white lotus, I was like, okay, this is gonna be our new catchphrase on Bravo. So then we meet Julia's friend Derek, and, like, he literally is like the gay guy in season two of the White Lotus. Like, it's so 100 the same guy. Like, this is. I would be a little scared, personally. Yeah, he is.

[Julia]

He's like, hello, welcome. Welcome, everybody, to this full finished home in Marbella. Please offer anybody. Offer anybody. I'd like to introduce you to my nephew.

[Ben]

So Julia talks about how they've been friends for 15 years and they're the life of the party, and she can't wait to give her back Boys, men in their lives who smell like Old Spice and hair dye. So they all cheers. And he's like, oh, welcome to my old crappy sit down area by the pool. It's disgusting. I'm sorry that you've been exposed to it. Sit down, everybody.

[Larsa]

If this is what Alton crappy looks like, I guess I shouldn't be too.

[Jenny]

Offended by what Kiki called me last night. Remember, she called me old. Okay, Adriana. So Derek is like, so what's this? Announce what's going on in everyone's Life. Anyone have anything exciting going on? And Lisa's like, well, I have an announcement, okay? I have an announcement to make. First of all, Lenny filled out his Subway card. He's gonna get us. He's gonna get a footlong tomorrow for free. So very happy for him about that. And also yesterday, I am officially divorced.

[Ben]

So they all stand up and cheers and Larsa just sits down giving dirty looks. And Lisa's like, Gertie's like, I mean, I know. And Larsa goes, congrats.

[Julia]

To what? Lawsuits. Wow. Like, congratulations.

[Larsa]

Like, wow, wow. You got like divorced. Like, I don't know, like, some of us already do that already. Like, sorry. Like, why didn't people toast to me when I got divorced?

[Jenny]

Like, so then Lisa tries to, like, toast to Larsa, but Larsa just ignores her. Girl is like, I mean, I know they have their differences, but like, come on, Larsa, you're a big girl, aren't you? I mean, you have been hearing about, you know, I've been hearing about Lenny, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny for two years. I feel like this is like a win, win. No more Lenny, Lenny, Lenny. But Lars is like, like, what am.

[Larsa]

I even toasting for? Like, Lisa's like, going to be like continuously fighting with Lenny for years to come. Like, it's not over. It's like a pause. Like, it's not an end. Like it's not a period. Like, it's like a pause, like and this and that and xyz.

[Julia]

I extended a branch light, but it's okay, I guess. I guess. Forgive me for extending a branch.

[Ben]

And Derek's like, well, we have a.

[Julia]

Couple of friends arriving. Here they are.

[Ben]

So Chris and Danny arrive and Lars is like, well, I wish like a.

[Julia]

Mirror Alexa and like, Mary so would like, be here, like, because I feel like they just like, I feel like miss, like out on like a great. I feel like they like. And Julia's like, I know, but look, honest to God, I don't hold it against them. I don't hold it against them. Their power. They have so much power.

[Marisol]

So, so much power.

[Jenny]

Wow. And then Stephanie tells us, wow, you're giving a whole pass to them for missing one of the biggest days of your life. That's nice. That's nice. I'm like, I don't think this is one of the biggest days of our life. I mean, like, it's. You're having lobster with an old queen in Spain. I mean, it's a nice day, a great day. It's. I wish I were there. But, like, come on, Let. This is. This is not like a. Let's just relax.

[Ben]

So now Marisol and Alexia are in a cafe, and Marisol's in one of those Kathy Hilton bucket hat things. She's like, oh, my God, look at us. I'm so happy. We're enjoying the day. Like, we're at peace right now. That's crazy. Watch this. Can I have an espresso? You have that. Oh, my God. They have espresso. Oh, Santa Maria. Okay, bring it.

[Julia]

Am I right?

[Ben]

Like, could you imagine a better day going to a coffee place with espresso? This is crazy. This is, like, totally crazy right now.

[Jenny]

I know. It's so crazy. I mean, it's been so exhausting. I mean, Alexia, if I have to hear about that airplane one more time, I'm gonna need a cocky. The last thing I want to hear is about the same thing over and over and over again to try to make it a thing that people enjoy. That's why I'm gonna have a Cocky now, a Cocky later, and a Cocky tomorrow, and each one will be in my special cocky caddy. So that way, you know that I'm having a Cocky. God, I hate when people really try to make something happen. Like, they're.

[Ben]

God, I'm sorry. Can I get a little espresso cup with jewels on it? I'm really into bedazzling. It's kind of my thing.

[Jenny]

You know? I feel like she has this, like, boss attitude. I don't really like it. And Marisol's like, yeah, I mean, everyone's got to work on their delivery. You know, I'm gonna start the Marisol school of delivery, which will actually be about how to deliver things to things. But, you know, that's different. You can also learn how to speak, because I don't. You know, I. I know how to hand it over soft. That's what I do. I hand it over soft. Being. Being like. That's a dumbass question to, like, Dr. Nicole.

[Ben]

Yeah, yeah, I know how to hand it over soft. I mean, God, I've learned something from Steve. Am I right? So. Well, I admire that about you being so soft, you know, because, like, when you don't have that trait. And what can I say? I was born with it. I'm Elsa's daughter. She handed it over soft. We get a clip of Elsa going, I'm going to hit you with my pocketbook.

[Jenny]

To Elaine.

[Ben]

So then Marisa goes, oh, Elsa, man, she was a classic. Every. Every little thing they show of Elsa is just a gold. She doesn't even need that many lines. I'm going to hit you with my pocketbook.

[Jenny]

She was so great. Remember she had that like web series where she had like a. Like a truck and she was like, it's like some sort of food truck. I don't know. So Marisol is like, oh, by the way, I'm talking to Richard. Okay. And you know, we got a little something up our sleeve. And then to me, this was crazy. We go to a flashback of Marisol just FaceTiming Richard Branson. I was like, richard Branson is relegated to a flashback. This is like a major, like, celebrity, like cameo appearance on the show. And they just are like, oh, yeah, the man. This thing that happened about you like a little while ago. Let's see a little. Let's see like three seconds of Richard Branson.

[Ben]

Well, Richard and I are social friends. We met in our social circle. So we see their call and he's like, how's the marriage? I've just prayed to Burt Reynolds. So tell me how it's going with you. She's like, oh, we finally made it legal in Miami. Can you believe him? Richie. Richie Rich or Dick? You mind if I call you Dick? Dickie. Dick. Richard. Richard Dicker. We're friends. M. We go a long way back.

[Jenny]

We're friends, right? Yeah. He's like, well, I think you're planning a night. Planning a two night vacation with all your girlfriends to celebrate your wedding. Yes. Cuz there's one thing we like doing on the show is having my wedding and going on vacations and sort of alternate. So right now we're on vacation. When we get back, we'll have a wedding and then go on vacation again. Is that okay with you, Dick? And that works for you, right?

[Ben]

Are they going to Branson? Is that where the Richard no tie in is?

[Jenny]

No, they're going on the virgin voyage next week on the cruise ship.

[Ben]

Oh, right.

[Jenny]

Imagine they're going to. Imagine they go to the Ozarks. They're gonna go to pray. Well, Dick, you know I love what you do. So we're gonna go to a city named after you and see some Wayne Newton. Hope you're bound to join.

[Ben]

Listen, it's not a real marriage until it's sealed and delivered by Loretta Sweat. Am I right.

[Jenny]

Rip? Am I right? So Marisol's like, yeah, so darling Dick. I mean, Richard, he's so generous. I mean, he wanted to give me something to celebrate Steve and I like, reach new nuptials. And I wanted to invite the girls and share Dick's Love. This is so Marisol. Well, first of all, the fact that she's having her umpteenth wedding celebration for her umpteenth wedding to Steve is hilarious. But also, like, Alexia got married on a boat. So Marisol, of course, is like, well, I got to do a boat, too. That's just how. It's just. That's the rule of bro.

[Ben]

So what is she saying? That Richard Branson got them the Virgin cruise because she said, richard is so generous. He wanted to give me something. So she's taking. Saying, okay, you know what? You can get me a trip for 10. A Virgin voyage cruise for 10 people.

[Jenny]

Yup, that's exactly what's happening, because we see in the previews for next week, we see the. We see the cruise ship. So Marisol's like, you know what? When you go on his plane, there's no rules. And when you go on his boats, there's no rules. You can smoke, you can poop, you can do whatever you want.

[Ben]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jenny]

Except, yeah, except maybe, I don't know, missing out on the. On the safety instructions. So then I'm, like, watching imagine Marisol running amok on the cruise ship, being like, no rules, guys. Am I right? Like, just cut to her being, like, tied up in the. Tied up in the bilge.

[Ben]

Can I get a king? I have a right to call my king.

[Jenny]

Like, ma', am, you were trying to break into the captain's quarters. No rules, though. Am I right?

[Ben]

So now we go to Back to Marbella, and they're having lunch, and Lisa, they're talking about how fancy the lunch is, and Lisa's like, oh, my God.

[Julia]

I love rich people dinner.

[Ben]

You know what?

[Julia]

I feel like I want to be classier here, you know? Like, I want to hold the glass by the stem. That would be crazy, right? Like, I feel like I need to be, like, super elegant. You know, I want to talk like, rich people English. Do you have any great Poupon? He got any great Pong?

[Ben]

Could.

[Jenny]

Could she just, like, embarrassing? Like, Julia Roberts and Pretty Woman? She's so first part of the movie. Like, you were married to Len Lenny for a 12 year. And look, you guys are both trashing new money, but did you learn anything about how to be around wealth? Anything at all?

[Julia]

She goes, yeah, could you Got any Great Pon? Give me some of that was a sauce. Whatever it is, give it to me.

[Ben]

So embarrassed, saying, I can't with her. So she's like, all right, everybody, racing glasses. And Kiki goes, how many toasts do you have today?

[Jenny]

You're done. No more toast. This is amazing. And also, I wish our friends were here. Goes. That's nice. We should pour a drink out for the poor drink. I was like, don't pour your nice champagne out on the table, okay? You are not. At some point, you're not at some frat house in Miami. Come on, get it together.

[Ben]

Look, we should pour a drink out. And Garden goes, they're not homies that are dead in la. Girl. Put it down. Put it down. I'm not gonna do that.

[Jenny]

They're all just like, oh, my God, she is mortifying.

[Larsa]

Lars is like, it's, like, embarrassing. Like, you know, I'd like award shows when they have, like, the music play because, you know, people are talking too long. They're like. And people are like, wait, I just have a few more things to say. But they're, like, playing the music because the. It's, like, going on for, like, so long. And then eventually they cut them a commercial because it went on so long, but they played the music over them and they cut the mic. Like, that's what they need to do for Lisa, right? Play the music.

[Ben]

So Julia is like, I just want.

[Julia]

To say to everyone here what a special goat is to me. This is not just my friend. You are my family. I would so love for my boys to be part of your mansion and pull and view of the ocean. So I want to ask you. You and Jeffrey, the boring one. Hello, Jeffrey. Thank you for not speaking ever. No one need to what? Except to be godfather of little boys. And please say yes, don't say no. I brought all these people here. Will you sign this paper?

[Ben]

Boys get money, right? Boys get godsons get money.

[Jenny]

You know, it's like, absolutely, absolutely. Everyone claps. Imagine if he's like, unfortunately, we can't do that.

[Ben]

I know. I thought for a minute, wow, this is going to be like an Adrienne Malouche set moment where Taylor's like, okay, so you didn't say you'd be my children's godparents, but will you? You want to be my children's godparents?

[Julia]

She's like, no, no, not really.

[Jenny]

I don't.

[Ben]

That's a huge thing to ask.

[Jenny]

No, I forgot 100% about that.

[Ben]

So embarrassing. Oh, my God. I will never. The level of cringe.

[Julia]

She's like, no.

[Marisol]

You know, our children have two wonderful mothers, two sisters, a goat and a chicken. And I hope that they will one day meet soon and they will come around. I hope my daughters come around because the boys don't have a male figure in their life. And now they will. They will have a male figure in a remote land that they will see once or twice. And this is just so important to us. And Derek, who is my closest friend, is now, like, officially a part of our family. It is special.

[Jenny]

Yeah.

[Ben]

So they go take a little walk together, and Adriana says, you know, I'm really happy for them. Like, they, you know, they wanted the godparents, so it's good to have it. But I have to admit, I'm a little bit sad that I wasn't asked. I mean, it feels a little bit rotten to me. You know what I mean?

[Jenny]

I clearly said it.

[Ben]

I'm just saying. Well, did you not understand what I said? I said, what did you hear me say? Because maybe you're just hearing it wrong.

[Jenny]

So then Stephanie is of course calling Massoud, and she's like, babe, look how beautiful this house is. It makes me miss you. It's like, so different being here without you. He's like, I love you. And no, I haven't even told you.

[Larsa]

The half of it.

[Jenny]

Like, I just, like, didn't know, like, that the world was, like, so harsh out there because I feel like I live in such a bubble. Like, but it's like a happy bubble, but I just didn't know the world was harsh. What is she talking about? Did she, like, go to a slum or something? Why? Is she having some sort of perspective that the world is harsh out there?

[Ben]

Like, because people refuse to go on her private plane. She's like, oh, my God, it's such a hard life out there, Massoud. But I'm normally surrounded by such love. He's like, because you are under my wing, my little love. My underarm, anti waving wing. Get over here. Come back under. Put your head under my underarm flap. Come here.

[Jenny]

I love that wing. And I also love that you applied some degree Cool Rush deodorant under that wing for once. Much better. Much better.

[Ben]

Masood. It is so bizarre being in a mansion with a senior citizen male. That's not you.

[Jenny]

So Gertie and Kiki are talking, and Kiki is saying, like, about the ratchet thing, you know. You know, when they've been calling us, she said, you know, talk about how it bothers her. And she's basically like, I'm not gonna have a conversation with Adriana here. And, like, maybe in Miami I'll talk.

[Marisol]

Like, maybe in Miami I will.

[Jenny]

But, like, I'm not doing it. I didn't Leave my kids to start drama, okay? I'm gonna have the best time. So then Adriana and Lisa are talking, and Adriana's like, so I couldn't sleep last night thinking what I did say. Like, what was so bad about it? And Lisa's like, well, you said ratchet. And then they're looking at the phone and Lisa's like, oh, you said wretched. You said wretched. Oh, you thought. Okay, because we thought that you said ratchet, but you said wretched.

[Ben]

So Adriana's like, yes, I was looking on my phone all night at this word, trying to stare at it to figure out what's wrong with it. Look at the word. It's like, that's wretched.

[Julia]

That's a.

[Ben]

That's a tool. That's a tool. So don't feel bad about that. And she's like, yes, I said wretched. And she goes, oh, well, it sounded like you were saying ratchet. She goes, no, that's what I'm saying. Ratchet. No, I was.

[Jenny]

That. They did not do a slow mo, like, rewind at that moment of her saying it, because I'm pretty sure she said ratchet.

[Ben]

She said ratchet. She said ratchet. I mean, she said ratchet. Sorry, I read it. That was. That's crazy, because even now when she says that, she's like, ratchet. I'm like, no, last time you said ratchet. It's different. Yeah. Feeling better in your body shouldn't be a full time job. That's why hers makes it easier to get started and stick with it. Backed by expert, guided online care that puts your weight loss goals first.

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[Jenny]

He's calling you that now. You're wretched. Please leave the estate.

[Ben]

I thought you were asking my opinion on your behavior, but you are the one who keeps saying Grey Poupon over and over again. Wretched. Absolutely wretched. And ratchet, if I do say so myself.

[Jenny]

Two for one discount. Really? So he's like, I'm aware. So then Julia and Derek are talking and Julia's like, you know, when you.

[Marisol]

Last saw the adoption came up, it was tough because like, I don't know, maybe we can call them like the children and see them and like check.

[Jenny]

In on them so they FaceTime the kids and like, oh, this is your. This, your. This is your godfather. The kids are like, the kids have no idea what's going on.

[Ben]

The kids are like coloring on the walls with sharpies, you know?

[Jenny]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Carving tattoos from the goat with glass.

[Jenny]

Scratching a treasure map into the F150 that Julia has. So Martina's like, oh, my arm, my.

[Ben]

Arm is falling off. Honey, I have to go. Okay, you can try and get sympathy from the audience on your own time. Mama's trying to take care of some boys over here.

[Jenny]

So then Julia's talking about her daughters and how her daughters are like not talking to her right now. And Derek is like, you need time. Time is all it takes. Look. Look how much I enjoy you now because I've had three years since I've seen you last and I'm only slightly rageful right now.

[Ben]

Let me just tell you something that normally I wear a ball gown to say time here. Is everything alright?

[Julia]

This is not time for this, okay? Please, I can't take it right now. My daughters, why won't they talk to me?

[Ben]

Well, darling, it's just overexposure to you, sweetie. Just let it go. I'll talk to them. They can be mad at me because I don't care.

[Jenny]

I'm gay and wealthy, so no one will ever be truly angry at me for very long.

[Marisol]

Tell them, tell them, tell them how I miss them. And I hate talking about it, but like, if they would have known 1%, 1% how much I miss them, I'm sure they would not wait so long. And Martina, oh, me, I don't cry a lot. But Martina, she's much softer than me. When you look at Martini, you see there is a soft woman. Soft, soft Martina, always sobbing on the tennis court. Sobbing, tears down her eyes. Martina, the softest lady on the entire show. Oh, she is so soft. She is hurting so much. Derek, please help.

[Ben]

Oh, they'll be back, darling. They'll be back.

[Julia]

Oh, I could not imagine having boys with the upset girls. I'm waiting. I'm waiting.

[Ben]

So she's says bye to him and it was wonderful and amazing. So now let's go to day five back in Sevilla. Tomas, the hotel employee, brings Lisa her dress. And she's like, andalay.

[Julia]

Is that what you say here?

[Ben]

And he's like, no, here we'd say olay. She's like, olay.

[Julia]

Poupon. Please give me some great Poupon. Are you buying it? You're buying it.

[Jenny]

Do you happen to have some gray Poupon? Ole. I don't think. I don't know what they were talking about now.

[Ben]

So then Julie and I are planning Stephanie's birthday since a week ago. So I guess we have to go. We're gonna go to. I don't hear any complaining about it. We're gonna do hors d' oeuvres and carriages to Plaza de Espana. You know, even though Stephanie's been like a really kind of over the top, little power baby idiot face. I mean, I don't want to lose my deposit.

[Jenny]

So they're gonna be celebrating Stephanie. So they're all. They're all gathering in the lobby except for Lisa, who's taking a while. And then Marisol is talking to Stephanie. She's like, look, I'm so glad that it was a good day and everybody got along. The pictures were beautiful. I just. I wish I could have seen the house. But I also, you know, I wanted to be Alex with Alexia, too, because we kind of haven't had any time, you know, because, you know, what's the point of spending all that time with your friend in one place when you could be spending all that time with her in another place, right? You just haven't had a day for her.

[Ben]

I mean, it's just been really upsetting. This whole trip was for Alexia leaving Todd. Even though she didn't really leave Todd, she's still happy with Todd. And I just couldn't. Why would we spend it with someone picking a godfather or someone else who just got over cancer? I mean, that's ridiculous. We needed some espresso with jewels on it, and we did it.

[Jenny]

So Stephanie's basically like, their story keeps on changing. And then we cut to Larsa telling Alexia that they were missed and everything. And Stephanie's like, so did you. And Alexa is telling Marisol that. Alexa is telling Stephanie that. That Marisol felt really strongly about the rules and that's why they didn't come. So Stephanie's like, so did you say that you. You wanted to stay because you wanted to relax or is it because you thought I was gonna leave you stranded? Like, it's. I have too many rules. You aren't my friend. Which one is it? Someone's lying.

[Ben]

And so thankfully, people just get in the van so they don't really have to answer. So now they take a fun van ride and they take little carriages now. So they're riding around the plaza and carriages. And they look beautiful in these dresses. I mean, this whole sequence is just really good looking. And Stephanie's like, I never thought I'd be in Seville on a horse carriage in a dress. I mean, this is fabulous. I just love the smell. I do. I love It. It reminds me of the farms in Colombia before I was, you know, a trillionaire. And Kiki's like, okay, okay. Too. Too far now.

[Jenny]

Too much.

[Ben]

You don't need to. We don't need to smell the. The Columbia farms even in memory, please.

[Jenny]

So they arrive in this plaza. This is like a big historical plaza. I've never been to Sevilla, and I don't know much about the city, but I have to imagine this is like, one of the big spots. And they. They show up and. And Marisol tells everyone about what it is. And it's like a place where people play. People would dance flamenco and everything. And it's crazy because they basically, like, cordoned off an area where they're going to be shooting. So you have like. Like, actually a giant crowd has, like, assembled on the edges of this plaza. So here come the Real Housewives of Miami in this historical landmark location that have. And they have, like, a crowd watching them all do, like, flamenco or. And, well, the sink. Well, first half, flamenco singers sing Happy Birthday to Stephanie. It's kind of like a wild scene in production. Like, it's. It's a very large scale moment.

[Ben]

Yeah. So they. She. FaceTimes. Massoud. She's like, oh, my God, I miss you so much. They're singing to me, Massoud. They're singing to me.

[Julia]

And Julie is like, well, we thought, you know, with Marisol, it would be so special to feel welcome like this, to feel that she's part of us. We are so thoughtful people, right?

[Ben]

Gardi and Gerdy's like, this is epic. This is absolutely epic. I've never seen anything like this in my. Like, why did you just pour water on me?

[Julia]

It was not a friendship. This is what I do. You know, it's no big deal.

[Jenny]

They're also treating Stephanie like a make a wish child because they're like, stephanie.

[Marisol]

Does not know how to make friends.

[Jenny]

They're like, Stephanie, she doesn't understand how to be a friend to person. We want to show her how to be a friend and that you are part of a group. And Stephanie's like, oh, my God, I have friends. They're doing something nice for me. This is crazy. They're like, come on. Come here, sweet little girl. Here you get to understand friendship for a day.

[Ben]

Yeah. She's like, this is so sweet and so nice. But wait, they were just, like, saying I was bossy a second ago. I'm gonna fight with them anyway.

[Jenny]

Yeah, that's her gift. The greatest gift you could give to me would be to fight with me right now.

[Ben]

So they dance now and talk about. And, you know, Adriana. Adriana explains flamenco to us some more. And then Stephanie thanks Marisol and Julia for planning this thing. And so now they're up on this castle balcony and kind of walking around this gorgeous castle. And so Stephanie's like, oh, my God, what a beautiful, touching moment. Alexia, do you want to go fight? She's like, oh, my God. Okay, I'll do it. It's Frankie.

[Jenny]

Not in front of Frankie.

[Ben]

Not in front of Frankie, please. That's a statue of St. Francis. Please, not in front of Frankie.

[Jenny]

Okay, St. Frankie. Stephanie's like, so I wanted to talk to you because I didn't want to talk in front of everybody, because then it gets too crazy. Okay, but can you explain to me what happened yesterday? And she goes, oh, well, maybe Marisol should be here, too, because I feel like it's more mar. So. So, like, you really shouldn't be fighting with me. And she's like, okay, yeah, but, like, she threw this for my birthday, so I don't want to fight with her because she arranged that singing thing, so I'm gonna have to come after you instead. She goes, okay, yeah, like, I understand, but, like, it doesn't have to be, like, your rules. I feel like Marisol should be here because she wanted to spend the day with me. So, like, she's a big, important part of the conversation, and I needed a day for myself to be with Marisol, and, like, that's what we decided to do. So it was her decision. It was her decision for me to have my decision. Just have a day with her. That's. That's it.

[Ben]

But I like that Alexi immediately is like, you know what? Like, it doesn't have to be on your rules, okay? Because, like, I like my rules better, and my rules is that Mary's social should be. Now she's gonna fight over rules. So she goes, okay, well, the way I felt. I felt like everybody there was on the way there. And she's like, but, like, I don't want you to take it personally. It's just that we don't like you. She's like, wait, I let you finish. And she's like, no, no, because if you're gonna talk to me like that, like, I appreciate you not talking to me like that, because this is the thing with you. Like, you're trying to set rules, and this is the problem. And so you know what I'm going to do now? I'm going to kind of Put my head up and shake my head and then nod it and blink a lot. So you're going to get very confused. Do you see what I'm doing? Okay, go by my rules. Not your rules, because I don't know what you're talking about right now. Do you see? You see?

[Jenny]

And you talk to people like that. It's like, you're very condescending, Stephanie. And, like, you're talking to me like that. And it's only with me, and you don't want Marisol here. Like, that's not right. And Stephanie's like, no, I'm going to talk to Marisol. Just like. Because I'm not talking to you guys together, because we're like, you're. You're not twins. And I'm allowed to talk to you guys at separate times because. No, no, no, you're not. And, like, I'm not allowed to talk to you like. And I'm not allowed to talk to you or not. Whenever I want to as well, which is. And I am allowed to as well, which is my favorite thing that Alexia does when she throws you, too.

[Ben]

You are like. You are, though.

[Jenny]

I'm allowed to talk to you guys separately. And I'm allowed to talk to you, too. And I'm allowed to pull you to the side. And I'm allowed to pull you to the side. I'm going to the side. I can decide if I want to go to the side. But not just you.

[Ben]

She's my favorite kind of argument on Housewives. The classic, you are, but you are. Nuh. You are. So Stephanie's like, okay, but, like, I got on the bus, and they said to me, who's they? Who's they?

[Julia]

Who's that?

[Ben]

Who's that? I don't know. They. Who's they? Julia? Gertie, you told everybody that I dangled a plane in front of you. But you do. You do it. You dangle a plane. You're like Godzilla holding a plane. Okay, was that the monkey? Was Godzilla the monkey or the dinosaur? Like, I don't remember each one, but, like, that was scary. Okay, that was scary. Fine. Okay? And Marisol said the same thing. And you know what? You could ask her, but she's not here right now. Because you wouldn't do it because it's your rules.

[Jenny]

You said that you were so scared that if I broke a rule, I was gonna leave you there. What kind of human do you think I am? I would never do that to someone unless they broke the rules. I don't understand where you Got this from like. Well, did you. Did you or did you not do that? Because same with the seating thing. Remember, we see a flashback to that when she was being a little tyrant and Alex is like, you know, you're, like, trying to separate people. Like, let's try and fix it. You're trying to separate. She goes, really? Because I wanted to bring everybody on the plane together. No, that's what I've been doing. I've been. I actually wanted to bring people on a plane. I was going to do the plane thing, too, but you did the plane.

[Ben]

I love Stephanie. I wanted to bring everybody on the plane. Yeah. And then separate them into different rooms and close the door.

[Jenny]

Yeah, that's true. She wanted to cordon people off on the plane to bring people together.

[Ben]

Yeah, I wanted to bring them together like you bring food into a bento box. Everything must be separated.

[Jenny]

So you wanted me to leave people behind. You disguise yourself as a friend and then backstabbed me. She goes, oh, you're so rude and disrespectful. No, you are. You're a liar. So then Alexis starts walking away, and Stephanie starts going after. You are weak. You're a fragile little ego is weak.

[Ben]

Oh, gosh, she's so terrible. Stephanie's so fucking terrible. But I was laughing, too. So Alexa's like, I'm not going to talk to you anymore because this is how you belittle little women, okay? Because you. Look at you. You're the women belittler. Am I right? You guys remember when she said I was mean to women? Look at her. She's belittling me right now. And she's little, too. It's like a little person belittling. It's so much littering right now. You bet. You're basically a mouse on a roller skate. That's how little you are right now, Stuart. Okay, stop it.

[Jenny]

You were like that song, don't Worry, Belittle, okay? That's what you're doing right now. So Alexis, like, I'm not gonna talk anymore, okay? So Adrian's like, oh, God, So they're already fighting again.

[Larsa]

Harvey, this is.

[Jenny]

This is rational behavior right now.

[Ben]

This is so wrinkled, you see? And Julie is like, no way.

[Julia]

No. No way. No, not good. That's what that means.

[Ben]

And Marisol is asking what happened? And Alexis said, yeah, well, I'm tired of you reprimanding me over and over. This, that. This, that. Belittler women be littler. Okay? Why don't you take out a list? A little list, okay? Take out a Little list. And Stephanie's like, she wanted me to leave you behind, Lisa. And we were in the car ride, and you said. And they're like, what? That's not true. They never told you to leave her behind. And so Alexia's. Oh, okay, so now you're gonna lie? I'm saying, no, I'm not lying.

[Jenny]

It was. But it was. It was. It was Larsa who wanted to leave Lisa behind. And in fact, I think we see a flashback somewhere in here that it was Larsa who's like, I don't want to come. So then everyone. Now, everyone's joined together in this group in the middle of this, like, beautiful colonnade. And Lisa's like, wait, who asked? Who has to remove me from the plane for the day? And Alexa's like, larsa. Larsa. And Stephanie. And Stephanie. That's not true. So. But it's 100% true.

[Ben]

It is true.

[Jenny]

Stephanie, who introduced the idea at that tile class of like, hey, should we not have her on the plane? How do you feel, Larsa?

[Ben]

Yeah. I can't have drama on my plane, guys. It's a plane, and planes can't handle drama. It was totally her. So Lisa's like, I'm so confused.

[Julia]

But, you know, I mean, did you know Gray Poupon is, like, yellow? Like, what the.

[Jenny]

Why would they call it that? So we. We see the flashback here that shows that Stephanie was the one who asked Larsa. And so Lisa's like, larsa, you don't control the group, and you're working overtime to try and get everyone against me.

[Larsa]

Oh, take notes on your friends. Take notes on your friends.

[Jenny]

Noted. Petty Pippin. Patty. Pippin, everyone. Petty Pippin.

[Ben]

By the way, she didn't want to be at your plane because she didn't want you to dangle the carrot. Okay? Carrot dangler. And Stephanie's like, well, that's the truth. And Alexi says, so tell her the truth, so say it to her. And she's pointing at Marisol. And so Gertie's like, oh, my God, call her the Chihuahua. But we have the Rottweiler. Okay, we have the Rottweiler right now. This is so good.

[Jenny]

So then Stephanie is like, it wasn't that she wanted to hang out with you. That's the truth. And the. Alex is like, no, she wants it to stay. She wants to stay at Marisol's. Like, stop demanding an answer from people. We don't answer to you. And I think one thing that we are not emphasizing is how this was all happening all at Once, like, yeah.

[Ben]

They'Re all talking over each other so fast.

[Jenny]

Like, I have to. I mean, like, when I was watching it, I was like, oh, my God, our poor note taker. Because I couldn't even keep up watching it.

[Ben]

And this was over in, like, 30 seconds.

[Jenny]

Parsing this out.

[Ben]

Yes, but the way they're all talking over each other is so funny, actually reading all their little lines. Because when I was watching it, I was just laughing the whole time because they're all. You just hear little random snippets. But this is so good.

[Julia]

You're lucky. I'm shutting my mouth. Open it then. Open it, then. Open your mouth and la, la, la, la, la. You're all lumpy and bumpy, bumpy, lumpy.

[Ben]

This is so ratchet. Now this is what I call ratchet. Then Adriana's like, oh, my God. See, look, Arthur, thing seems like nothing now. Kiki, right?

[Jenny]

Saracel tells Stephanie, shut your. In Spanish is like, shut your mouth. I've had it up to here. We don't have to give you an explanation. We don't have to give you an explanation. Like, we didn't want to go on your plane, and that's it. Oh, so you're so your twin's just gonna, like, do whatever you want to, huh? That's what's gonna happen. And, like, she's like, no, she's not. She's independent and she thinks in a certain way. Isn't that right, Marel? I am independent and I think in a certain way. That's it. Yeah.

[Ben]

Okay, then. Then if you're going to talk to us, then you should talk to her too, and not just me. She goes, well, how can I talk to you? Because you're not standing together. You're twins. You're standing across from each other. I don't have eyes that can go like this. They can go like this.

[Jenny]

Alexia, Marisol are flip flopping and screaming, and they're saying one thing, and then they try acting another way. And this is exactly what I go through with my sisters. And it's really, really triggering to me. Oh, come on. You cannot bring your sister into this. That is hilarious that you tried to pull this card.

[Ben]

Well, I'm glad she did because it shows exactly what's going on with her sisters. She's an asshole. And then when anybody reacts, she's like, oh, my God, they're so sensitive. They're just so sensitive. No, you're an asshole. Like, if you have the balls to be an asshole to everybody, then have the balls to not care when they get mad about it. You know, can't have it both ways.

[Jenny]

So threatened by. She is so threatened by the fact that I'm now friends with you guys, and she couldn't split up the group. Can I say something, please? Do you. What I don't understand is that even though Adriana and I, we had our differences the night before, but we still put it aside to get on the same flight. So then Adriana sees this as a way to get in, and she's like, oh, by the way, Kiki, I owe you an apology. I'm sorry for using a word that has double meaning. Like. So you're saying you did say ratchet then?

[Ben]

I think she's. I think her argument is she was saying wretched, and she doesn't even know what ratchet is because she's showing the word to everybody in the dictionary. Like, I didn't know this was bad. It doesn't say in the dictionary it's bad. And they're saying, yeah, ratchet is bad. And she's like, I know, but I didn't know because it's ratchet. It's in the. It's in the dictionary. And they're like, but it's bad. So she's not even taking it as a separate word.

[Jenny]

Her.

[Ben]

Her defense is she was saying wretched, and they're telling her that wretched is Also has racial, you know, undertones. Like racist undertones. And she didn't know that wretched had racist undertones. I still don't even.

[Jenny]

She thinks they're type of.

[Ben]

I think from what she's claiming, meaning she doesn't even know that ratchet is a word. She's still fighting about the word wretched, right?

[Jenny]

Or maybe she's saying, I meant to say wretched, but the way it came out of my mouth was ratchet, and I didn't mean to use the word ratchet.

[Ben]

She says a word has double meanings. Wouldn't that mean that she's using one word in one way, but they're taking it as a different way? That's how I'm taking it. But I don't know. I think she said ratchet.

[Jenny]

That this is so Adriana. She goes, you know, we all have.

[Larsa]

Times where we stick our foot in.

[Jenny]

Our mouths and say things we don't necessarily mean. I'll get misconstrued or misunderstood. So I'm forgiving myself, and I'm forgiving Kiki. Adriana, I thank you for forgiving yourself for calling her ratchet. That was the first step.

[Ben]

It'S just so this show. And Kiki's like, okay, I accept your apology. However, you know, I said a word to you, and, you know, it was very hurtful. It was awful. And so Kiki's like, yeah, you know, but, you know, I think you're the most beautiful woman, and I always give you compliments, so please start taking your power and be like, you know what? I am older, I am smart, and I'm beautiful because that's how I view you, you old skink. They're like, hugs.

[Jenny]

Yeah. Somehow this craziness winds up with, like, resolution for the two of them. So now they all sort of had. They head back to the Radisson, and Marisol is like, like, crying, and she's like, oh, I still got to get my breath back. I mean, everything was crazy. That was horrible.

[Ben]

Wow.

[Jenny]

And Kiki's like, why are you crying? She's like, I don't know. Today was beautiful. And I'm just a little emotional right now. That's crazy. I mean, I miss my Steve and.

[Ben]

My khaki by the fighting. She's such a weirdo.

[Jenny]

I know. Lisa, Alexia, and Julia are on their. Their presidential suite patio on the roof, and they're talking, and this is my favorite part. They come around the corner. Lisa's like, whoa. And she's like, oh, God, that looked like Jesus. And we see there's a patio umbrella on another rooftop, and, like, from the angle, it looks sort of like Jesus. And then they put this halo effect on it, as on the umbrella. I die. That was the funniest thing.

[Ben]

So then we go to Larsa and Stephanie, and Lars is like, are you, like, getting comfortable?

[Julia]

I feel like a what?

[Ben]

And Stephanie says, yeah, you know, I need comfort, because I just started thinking about what happened, and I'm not okay with it. I just feel like I might not be so much Alexia, but maybe Marisol, too. So then we go to Marisol, Kiki, and Adriana, and I. You know Adriana well.

[Jenny]

Also, don't. Don't overlook that she once again draws a connection to her twins, because Stephanie once again tells the story about how, like, she's actually saying, like, it's really Marisol who's the problem. It's not Alexia. So that way, she can still be friends with Alexia. And she's, like, saying how Marisol likes to play two sides of everything. And, you know, and that's just what her sisters would do. They would tell me one thing to my face and another to my. Like, you can really. This is a this is a stretch. Drawing your family trauma, putting it on, grafting it onto Marisol. And I say this as someone who. Who enjoys it when anyone grabs anything on to Marisol, but this is a stretch.

[Ben]

Well, Marisol does do that, too, though. She does flip flop. And she won't just be honest. Like, she should have just said what she's told the audience, which is, listen, you're sitting down, you're making rules about behaving and who's going to be kicked off the plane, and it just starts. Starts feeling gross to me, and I don't want to be a part of that. So if you're gonna do that, then you do that. But I don't want. But instead, she's like, well, we were tired, and it's for Alexia. We haven't spent any time together. But then she's telling the other ladies this other thing instead of. She probably just doesn't want to fight with this girl, you know?

[Jenny]

But, yeah, she's always been sort of cowardly when it comes to fighting.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Jenny]

So now we have Marisol and Kiki and Adriana. Adriana saying how she's heartbroken, and Marisol is like, like, well, that's why you three are here. Part of my petite committee, because now we have the cruise coming up with Dick, you know, Dick's cruise. And, like, this is great, but I don't see a future where anybody's getting along with anyone anytime soon. Wow. How do we set this up?

[Ben]

So now, back on the rooftop, Alexi is like, oh, my God. Stephanie's trying to create friction and conflict between our friends. Like, I'm not gonna allow her to do that. You know? And that Larsa soap of Stephanie, his ass. Like, I don't like that.

[Julia]

Yeah. And I've never seen her act like that.

[Ben]

Yeah. You know what? I put yourself in my shoes. And I was like, oh, oh, my God, these shoes are so high. And, like, how can plastic hold me up? So high. But also, like, you have to be hurting, right, Lisa? Oh, my God, poor Lisa. You're hurting so bad, Lisa.

[Jenny]

And then she. And Alexia is like, I know. I just, you know, like. And you unfollowed. You unfollowed Marcus. Right? You unfold good, because I'm happy you did that. Because at least you're saying, wait, what's that smell? What's that smell? It smells like death. And then it turns out that there's a funeral procession, like, a big funeral procession happening downstairs. And, you know, Adrian's like, oh, adios, meals. Oh, God, not During a funeral, not during death. And I'm like, this show. The way they're able to have these crazy things happen during their big fights. Like, last year, it was in Mexico City, like, on. On those boats. And then, like, another boat came by with, like, the mariachi band. It's just like. Like, I was dying. I was like, of course there's, like, a giant funeral procession happening down the streets below. And of course they're, like, going to use that as, like, they're the thing that brings them all together. Like, oh, my God.

[Ben]

Stupid. Lisa's like, oh, my God.

[Julia]

Is that what death smells like? I smell it. Ew, Gross, Lenny.

[Ben]

So they look down over the roof, and they're watching this huge funeral procession walk by, and they're like, oh, my God, I cannot believe we were having this conversation about you unfollowing Marcus. And then the funeral pack past. This is so beautiful. This is so beautiful. It's like an angel is telling us that you are right to unfollow Marcus. Like, this is such a beautiful moment.

[Jenny]

And can you believe that Jesus is here watching the whole thing? No, that's. That's still an umbrella, Lisa. Oh, yeshua. They all hug. They all hug. It's so wacky.

[Ben]

Every single time.

[Jenny]

It's a good one. So good.

[Ben]

All right, everybody, well join us next week because it looks like it's time to go on the Virgin Cruises with the Real Housewives of Me Jam Jams. We sure love you guys. We will see you later this afternoon for some Amazon Live. And go on Patreon if you want videos. Hi, everybody. On video if you want videos or bonus episodes. And we'll talk to you next time. Bye.

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Kristen the Piston Anderson. Get a bee in your bonnet with Lacey, baby. Que sera, sera Whatever will be Will Lauren Sills be bringing the funk?

[Jenny]

It's Leslie Plunkett.

[Ben]

She gets an A from us It's Lindsey D. Let's give a Kisserino to Lisa Lino. Fresh as a daisy. It's Maisie McHenry we love her on the rocks. It's Melissa Cox. Megan Berg. You can't have a burger without the.

[Jenny]

Berg this is Living with Michelle Vivian.

[Ben]

I love Aya Olivia Williamson. Tastier than Flanderson. It's Rachel Manderson.

[Jenny]

She sure is swell. It's Raquel.

[Ben]

Yes, we canna. It's Savannah.

[Jenny]

Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. Let's share with Sharon Eldridge.

[Ben]

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[Jenny]

Somebody get us 10cc's of Betsy MD.

[Ben]

We'Re taking the gold with Br Brenda Silva.

[Jenny]

Let's get real with Caitlin O' Neal.

[Ben]

Don'T get salty with Christine Pepper can't have a meal without the Emily sides.

[Jenny]

Who, what, why, where? And Gwen Pentland.

[Ben]

Let's go into the woods with Guy Tubbs. It's our queen.

[Jenny]

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[Ben]

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[Jenny]

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[Ben]

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[Jenny]

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[Ben]

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