#2993 Below Deck S12E15: Behind the 8 Course Ball

Summary

Podcast Summary: Watch What Crappens – Episode #2993: "Below Deck S12E15: Behind the 8 Course Ball"

Hosts: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
Release Date: September 9, 2025
Episode Theme: Recap and comedic evisceration of Below Deck S12, Episode 15 ("Behind the 8 Course Ball")

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Episode Overview

Ben and Ronnie dive into the penultimate episode of Below Deck Season 12, “Behind the 8 Course Ball.” Their trademark mix of loving mockery and incisive Bravo commentary focuses on the season’s exhausting love triangles, the never-ending guest dietary restrictions, crew antics, and a dinner beleaguered by logistics and a fireworks deadline. The hosts discuss their growing fatigue with the season’s storylines, especially the overplayed romances and over-wrought personalities, and hilariously roast both crew and guests with sharp asides and quotable zingers.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Below Deck Season 12 Fatigue and Frustrations

Timestamps: 04:24–08:00

• Ben voices exhaustion over the drawn-out and dull nature of the season:

  "I am so over this season. I'm not gonna lie… I’ve never seen a Below Deck season with so many interesting people but turned into such a dull season for me." (04:24)

• Ronnie and Ben focus on the cast’s over-sexed energy, love triangles, and their lack of investment in who’s “hooking up with who”:

  "It’s only interesting, like, when you kinda want to bang them. There’s gotta be like some element of you want to have sex with them and that's why you're interested in who they want to have sex with. Right?" (05:02 - Ronnie)

2. Crew Critiques: Damo, Jess, and Solane

Timestamps: 05:25–07:47

• Damo Roasting:
  • "He looks like a cartoon chicken. First and foremost. He's like a cartoon chicken. And that already is like a boner killer…" (05:35 - Ben)
  • "He’s also like a dick. He’s a total dick. And he frames his dickish behavior as some sort of like, personal journey that he’s on—a selfish period, if you will. And I’m like, ‘no, you’re a dick. You’re just a dick.’" (05:45 - Ben)
  • Ronnie jokes about Damo inevitably ending up on OnlyFans and calls him “so icky.”
• Jess & Solane Drama:
  • The hosts recount the constant apologies and “consequences of your actions” refrain echoing through Jess’s arc.
  • Jess’s whirlwind relationships, cheating rumors, and emotional messiness get both ridicule and sympathy.
  • Memorable moment: Recurring riff on “consequences of your actions” as a Bravo meme.

3. Guest Stereotypes, Preference Sheet Insanity & The Malibu Barbie Trope

Timestamps: 09:23–13:36; 19:39–27:57

• All Single Ladies Trope:
  "This is another trope I can do without. Like the, 'Oh my god, there’s like a bunch of ladies together on a boat.' It’s like the fifth time this season. We get it." (09:28 - Ronnie)
• Preference Sheet Meeting Roasting:
  • The hosts mock guests’ picky eating habits (beets, Alfredo sauce, “chewy” or fatty meat), gluten-avoidance, and unreasonable demands:

    "No, you're not allowed here, okay? What are you, five?" (20:16 – Ronnie) "You can pick one thing. You can’t pick 20 things… You’re not this important. I hope you brought your own fucking bag of gluten free bagels." (24:43 - Ronnie)

  • Recurring joke: The guests are so picky, the only thing left is “a plate of fingernails.”
• Malibu Dream Yacht Theme:
  • The pink décor, Barbie references, and guest requests for over-the-top themes get consistent side-eye.
  • "Just burn the boat down at this point." (27:57 - Ronnie)

4. Crew Dynamics, Romance, and More Sordid Hookups

Timestamps: 33:39–39:01

• Damo’s pattern of “moving in” whenever someone’s vulnerable gets skewered, with Ben noting:

  "There's clearly not something there. Damo is the sort of guy [that]…if you're nice to him, he's like, 'Wow, she's flirting with me.’” (36:59)

• Barbara’s potential as a “power lesbian producer” gets lovingly imagined:

  "Barbara could be like running Hollywood right now…she is set for life. That hair!" (19:16 – Ben)

• The endless rotation of flirtations and make-out sessions, even at dinner or in the laundry, is noted with exasperation and humor:
  "Who's fucked who this season? I'm asking for a friend." (33:39 – Ronnie)

5. Eight-Course “Fire and Ice” Dinner: Crew vs. Logistics and Guests

Timestamps: 29:08–48:58

• Anthony the chef faces an impossible task: eight courses, a fire-and-ice theme, guests’ endless restrictions, and a non-negotiable fireworks deadline.
• Fraser, the chief stew, is called out for undermining Anthony:

  "This is Fraser. I’m sorry, this is undermining by Fraser right here." (31:30 – Ben)

• The logistics and “suffering for the plot” nature of the meal get playfully blown up, concluding the only sensible menu is “dinosaur chicken nuggets” or “a series of Chicken McNuggets and various dipping sauces.” (77:21 – Ben)

6. Humor & Running Gags

• “Consequences of your actions” – riffed as a catch-all for the crew’s and guests’ messy choices.
• Damo as "the Alfredo sauce of humans":

  "He is the Alfredo sauce of humans." (49:40 – Ben)

• Studying Abroad One-Upmanship:
  Multiple guests attempt to flirt with Damo on the strength of having studied abroad, escalating into ridiculousness:

  "Well, I studied abroad. This is Brienne, by the way. I don’t eat beef. I studied abroad…So maybe even a little bit better than New South Wales, because it’s a little bit of a broader category…" (50:29 – Ben)

• Crew School Play Fashion Shows:
  The mandatory crew fashion show for the guests is roasted as “another school play put on by the Below Deck crew, which is just people dressing in pink and posing a lot.”

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Notable Quotes

• Ronnie (on the guest dietary restrictions):
  "You can pick one thing. You can’t pick 20 things. You’re not this important. I hope you brought your own fucking bag of gluten free bagels." (24:43)

• Ben (on Damo):
  "He looks like a cartoon chicken. First and foremost. He’s like a cartoon chicken. And that already is like a boner killer, you know? It’s too much." (05:35)

• Ben (on being over the season):
  "All I do know is that [it’s] time to put this season out to pasture. I’m done with it. I can’t do it anymore. It’s been 15 episodes. Geez, I felt every single minute of it." (77:46)

• Ronnie (on the eight-course dinner logistics):
  "Tell him no. Tell him no. Tell him you need something simpler for the beach then if you want that. Because that's crazy…" (42:08)

• Ben (on the endless guest requests):
  "No plates. I actually don't like my food served on plates or bowls, so maybe a napkin. Anything that's good for a napkin I would really enjoy." (46:35)

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Memorable Moments with Timestamps

• 04:24–05:25: Ben expresses his weariness with love triangles and lack of real Below Deck drama.
• 09:28–10:27: Ronnie skewers the “single ladies on a boat” reality trope.
• 20:16–27:35: The duo eviscerate the ridiculous guest preference sheet.
• 49:40: Ben dubs Damo “the Alfredo sauce of humans.”
• 64:54–65:50: The crew’s forced “fashion show” for the guests.
• 66:41: Hugo faces Captain Carrie over a logbook lapse, dramatizing minor crew errors.

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Recurring Themes & Closing Thoughts

• The hosts’ Bravo-loving snark is in full force, especially as Season 12 fatigue sets in.
• Ronnie and Ben turn what might have been a plodding episode recap into a goat rodeo of in-jokes, roast battles, and reality TV archetype sendups.
• As the season limps toward its finale, both hosts long for the classic Below Deck mix of “awful rich people and the maids who serve them.”
• Ben: "Thanks everyone for being here. Season finale next week. Looking forward to it." (77:46)

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For New Listeners

You needn’t have watched the episode to enjoy Ben and Ronnie’s biting humor. Their summary captures the key plot beats, while the hosts’ banter adds context and punch, making this a perfect entry point for fans old and new.

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Next time: The season finale—will the crew and listeners survive? Stay tuned!

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[Ronnie]

Hello. The consequences of your actions. I take full blame for this. I shouldn't have done it. It's a good consequences of my literally every week.

[Ben Mandelker]

You know, I love my board games and I was reading through the rules of a new board game and at one, at one point it said like, like, you know, put your piece here. And then because of the consequences of your actions, you must do this. And I like literally started to laugh. I just started to hear Jess voice with the consequences of your actions. You put the piece in the wrong place. The consequences. Yeah. Geez.

[Ronnie]

Lots of consequences of actions going on over here.

[Ben Mandelker]

So many consequences.

[Ronnie]

But you know what? Good to see this. This cast is just so horny. They're like, you know what, we've got two episodes left. Let's change it up again. Let's fuck Kyle over again. Let's do it again.

[Ben Mandelker]

I am so over this season. I'm not gonna lie. I am over it. And I don't think I've ever seen a below deck season with so many interesting people but turned into such a dull season for me. I. I just, I can't deal with it anymore. I think in, in beginning, I mean, I love Babara and I love Solane, even though Selena is the worst. You know, I think they've got like a good mix of personalities, but I think that the emphasis on these love triangles is driving me nuts because I just don't care. I want to see work ethics and I want to see work ethics violated. I don't care about love triangles on this boat.

[Ronnie]

Especially with a bunch of people you don't want to bang. You know what I Mean, there's like so many people and they're all, you know, cute people and stuff. But I think it's only interesting, like when you kind of want to bang them. There's got to be like some element of you want to have sex with them and that's why you're interested in who they want to have sex with. Right. But it's weird. It's like, I don't. I don't. I don't know what I'm trying to say. Like, they're all cute people. I'm not like ugly shaming anybody.

[Ben Mandelker]

I just.

[Ronnie]

They're all just so icky. Especially Damo. I just find Damo to be so gross. I don't. I understand. I don't understand. I just don't get it.

[Ben Mandelker]

He looks like a cartoon chicken. First and foremost. He's like a cartoon chicken. And that already is like a boner killer, you know? It's like it's. It's too much.

[Ronnie]

He.

[Ben Mandelker]

He has. He's also like a dick. He's a. A total dick. And he's fre. And he frames his dickish behavior as some sort of like, personal journey that he's on a selfish period, if you will. And I'm like, no, you're a dick. You're just a dick with something about.

[Ronnie]

Like, you know, like sleeping naked. Like people sleep naked. Like, I get it. You know, you don't have to wear your undies. I don't care. Well, I don't care how you sleep. Yeah, but like you've got a camera right in front of your face. And I find every morning him waking up just open legged to the camera is just gross and pervy. It's like, leave the camera people alone. Like there are people in the fucking room. You know, the camera, the. What do you call it? The viewing room. What do you call that? Where they've got all the TVs.

[Ben Mandelker]

Control room.

[Ronnie]

The control room. They don't want to see your wiener flopping all over the place all the time. It feels like. It feels like he's going to get arrested for like jerking off in public. He just seems like one of those people, you know?

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, I'm sure he'll be on Only Fans soon. He just seems like the type, you know, it just. It seems like that's. That's going to be a path for him and you know, God bless, maybe that is the. That's the lane that he should be in. But I don't know, I'm just like. I'm a little over Demo myself. And I think I just. I just. I don't know. Like, I also think that the producers kind of, like, jumped the shark a little bit on their guests. You know, we always know that there's gonna be some. Some trashy guests here or there. But it felt like, really, this time the producers were out to cast yacht guests that were, like, outrageous. Look, it's porn stars. And look. Look at some more wild people. Look, it's. I don't even remember half the guests, but every time I felt like there was, like, a new set of people on, I was like, really? And then they wouldn't even get. They wouldn't even squeeze it for all the juice they can squeeze it for. I just feel like we need to sort of, like, get back a little bit to what below deck is about, which is, like, awful rich people and the maids who serve them and don't always serve them well. Like, that's what I want to focus on.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, okay, I hear you. We'll take it.

[Ben Mandelker]

Thank you.

[Ronnie]

Hopefully someone takes this to production.

[Ben Mandelker]

Take it. I'm taking it to the top. I'm taking it. Taking it to the UN it's an international issue, but anyway.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, so here we are with some below deck. Also, last night, we did crappy hour super fun every other Monday, 5:30 Pacific. And when we're not doing that on Mondays at 4pm Pacific, we're doing Amazon Live. So that's coming up this coming Monday, September.

[Ben Mandelker]

Which, not just that, Ronnie, tell them. Tell them the exciting news for this one. The next one coming up.

[Ronnie]

I don't know what it is that.

[Ben Mandelker]

We'Re going to be on the Amazon Prime.

[Ronnie]

Oh, oh, yes. Yes. We're going to be on Amazon prime television. That's right. We're going to television finally.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, we'll have more details on how you actually find us on there. But yeah, I mean, that's literally the same show. It's just that you could watch it on your tv.

[Ronnie]

You can watch it on tv.

[Ben Mandelker]

It's still. Basically, we can say we have our own TV show now. I don't know if we legally can say that. I don't know if that is even true. But I just tell my friends that I've got my own TV show now. You can watch it.

[Ronnie]

Guys, can't be with you Monday. I'm gonna be live on television.

[Ben Mandelker]

Okay, Sorry. We're crafting our future Emmy submission. Okay, everyone, now come look at the teaspoon that I bought.

[Ronnie]

Oh, you're busy Monday. Yeah, I'm busy, too, because I'm on Amazon prime, so. Yeah.

[Ben Mandelker]

I'm so excited because you can tell. But anyway, yeah, tune in for that. Ba ba ra.

[Ronnie]

Do it.

[Ben Mandelker]

Okay, so let's get in to below deck. Season 12 Episode 15 all the single.

[Ronnie]

Ladies so this is another trope I can do without. Like the. Oh, my God. There's like a bunch of ladies together on a boat. It's like the fifth time this season. We get it. Is it that crazy that ladies hang out together? They're like, oh, my God, can you believe it? Ladies are hanging out together on a boat. And then the ladies come on and it sounds like they're a. Watch what happens. Live audience every time. Like, can you just come on and enjoy the boat? How come every time you come on I have to hear this? Oh, hey, do you guys want a glass of champagne when you come? Champagne? Hey, look, it's the crew. Oh, my God, they're so cute. Oh, my God. Who's single? Who we gonna. Oh, my God. Oh, God. Do they make them do this? Because I hang out with a lot of ladies, and I can tell you this is not how we act everywhere we. Do you guys want an appetizer menu? Shut up. Just shut up. Is Stephen Colbert coming out?

[Ben Mandelker]

Shut up, Stephen Colbert. I think there. There must. There's something about stepping onto a yacht that makes people live up to their, like, stereotypes or something. Like, a group of women come on.

[Ronnie]

Like, woo sh.

[Ben Mandelker]

But then a group of guys come on. They're like, bro, yeah, come on. We're going to go, like, get sloshed.

[Ronnie]

And then my gays come on. They're like, can I put the anchor up my butt? Yeah, I want to blow that. I want to blow the captain. You know, we're all.

[Ben Mandelker]

It's always like that. They're like, oh, wow, primary bedroom. Okay, what about my primary asshole who's going to lick it? Hey, guys. You're like, really? It's like, we. I don't know if we've ever had a group. Oh, we have had a group of lesbians. We had Gigi Fernandez, and although she was I guess maybe what is the lesbian walking lesbian group walking onto a yacht stereotype? It's like, oh, very nice, Very nice. Love that. Love that. I guess that's like the lesbian stereotype of what? You walk onto a boat. I don't know what the lesbian like the lesbian?

[Ronnie]

More like. Yeah, well, it was very sporty. Like, yeah, this is stereotypes. Yeah, she did like the lesbian who plays sports stereotype, which everything was like, oh, wow, you Served that well. I mean, I served it pretty well too, for years. Am I right, ladies? Because I'm an international tennis star, okay?

[Ben Mandelker]

In that. In that situation, tennis stereotypes overtook lesbian stereotypes. So we didn't really get to see what the stereotypical lesbian reaction would be.

[Ronnie]

Well, I mean, a lesbian stereotype is sporty, right? So true.

[Ben Mandelker]

There's a lot of overlap.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, sports, big overlap. Let's just be as stereotypical as possible as we go onto the boat, you know, of course, two gay guys sitting here bitching. I mean, we're stereotypes too. I guess that's just how the world works, you know?

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

So here we go. All The Single Ladies Season 12 Episode 15 Dun Dun Dun Last week we got so lame in the message going, yeah, you make rules about me, Captain? You make rules about me. I'm not a children. I'm not a children. And then being like, oh, I don't think she understands how the China Command works.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, she needs to understand hrc, which is Turkish, of course, for hierarchy. Thank you. Still, still learning. Learning my languages from my Mrs. So Fraser has to sit her down and he's like, listen, Soleil, you're the reason, you know, you're here for a reason. Because you've made a huge progression. You went from being absolutely terrible to absolutely still terrible, but, like, a little bit more charming about it. It's a huge progression.

[Ronnie]

Soleil, I have to say one thing that's really impressed me with you is that your eyebrows came on completely wonky and in six weeks have somehow improved themselves massively. I'm not really sure how that happened, but congratulations.

[Ben Mandelker]

Is it because you always fall down a staircase every episode? Did it just bang your eyebrows into place?

[Ronnie]

You're here for a reason. Because you're willing to have sex with multiple people on camera and frustrate everybody around you. She's like, well, okay, this is clear. One more chatter left. Good, good, good. Anything else? Anything else? Well, what else?

[Ben Mandelker]

No? Well, if you want to tell me that I'm hideous, I'll always accept that. So then we go downstairs. Hugo's talking to Jess. I guess they're talking about the aftermath of when Jess yelled at Soleil. And Hugo's like, you know, it feels good in the moment to yell at someone, but it doesn't really. Didn't really help anything. That is true. I will speak to her. Jesus. I know, like, my behavior was not appropriate, especially for a place of work. Now I must face the consequences of my truly.

[Ronnie]

She really is like one of the men on Bravo who's constantly apologizing. It's like, do something wrong, then apologize. Do. Every episode, she has to apologize.

[Ben Mandelker]

At this point, I literally can't even say, consequences of my actions.

[Ronnie]

Consequences of my actions. I mean, clearly I had all this anger built up in me with her that I didn't know I had. You were the one who dumped her. Wait, what are you so angry about? You dumped her, ma'? Am?

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

No.

[Ben Mandelker]

Just because Soleil stood up for herself afterwards and was like, that was what you did. Even though it was Soleil who was playing games first, but still. So, yeah. So now she. Jess is like, yes.

[Ronnie]

Why are you calling her Soleil today? Don't call her Soleil. Don't get. You're giving her too much credit. You're giving. I decided to moon fry her credit.

[Ben Mandelker]

I moon fried her up. I was like, you were Soleil today, Selen.

[Ronnie]

I don't.

[Ben Mandelker]

You know what I decided? She doesn't. The end was like a baseball on my porch. You know what? I keep this now, okay? Until you start acting better. I keep the end. You know, Solan, Solen and Jess are, you know, I don't know if you saw, but Babara was on watch what happens live wearing a vest, which didn't really make sense to me, but she told. It was like she was, like, wearing. It didn't. It was like I didn't understand it.

[Ronnie]

I get it. You know how many times I've tried to pull off the vest. I just can't do it. I mean, I've tried every decade. I feel like, to pull off a vest, like, vest fashion, and my body just won't do it. I mean, I think it's the muffin top, but I'm also long torsoed, and I just. I don't know. I've never been able to make it work, but I feel like it's hard.

[Ben Mandelker]

It's hard. I had a fleece vest moment back in around, like, 1999 to 2001, because it was like, you know, people would wear fleece vests up in the Northeast a lot. It was like a cool look. You get your LLB or your Patagonia vest. I had my Sigma Phi Epsilon fleece vest. So I was both wearing fleece vest and I was being fratty at the same time. So I was really going 2 for 2. And then I moved to Los Angeles, and I think I wore that fleece vest once or twice. And the amount of horrified looks I got, it was like, okay, go get in the garbage right away.

[Ronnie]

Oh, yeah, this is this is like a vest. Like one of the ones you're talking with, like, a northeast vest.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

Right. So the people. Yeah.

[Ben Mandelker]

So I think she was trying to go for a look. She was. Because there's, like a. There's like, you know, there's like, that photo booth thing that's backstage, and she has, like, a whole look. And she was. But the thing is that, like, maybe. Maybe if you see the whole look with the vest and the skirt, it has a look. But a lot of the pictures are just, like, top up. So it just looks like she decided to put on some, like, finance, bro. Finance, bro Vest and go on to watch Happens Live, which was. I don't know. I think it's a little bit of a misstep. Luckily, she's so gorgeous, it doesn't even matter.

[Ronnie]

It's kind of cute with a little. The little tight shirt underneath.

[Ben Mandelker]

I mean, I like the little Brazilian vest.

[Ronnie]

I can't tell. It's, like, starting. Oh, it's a Brazilian flag.

[Ben Mandelker]

Brazilian Star Trek, which is basically just like, a lot of super hot people flying around in space and dancing. We will boldly dance.

[Ronnie]

Now there's a. I would watch.

[Ben Mandelker]

What is the expression? We will boldly go where no.

[Ronnie]

Where no man has gone before.

[Ben Mandelker]

We were boldly samba. Where no man has samba. Before.

[Ronnie]

That.

[Ben Mandelker]

I would watch 100%.

[Ronnie]

Well, I know I need to speak with her because I'm not appropriate behavior, and I have anger build up, and it's not a good look. Shame on me. Shame on me. Bad, bad Jess.

[Ben Mandelker]

Bad consequences. Wait, I didn't. I didn't even say what the reason why I brought up Barbara on Watch Happens Live is. She said that when shooting finished, they were all in a hotel, and Barbara and Jess were going to be staying in a room together, but they got into a fight because Barbara still suspected Jess had a thing for Solane. So they got into a fight, and Barbara decided not to spend the night with her. And then when they were, like, she was walking down the hallway with Damo, like, a door opened, and Jess and Celine were together, and Selene was naked. And so that didn't work out. Yeah. And Barbara's hunch was correct. So you wear that vest because it's a vest of truth. That's what I say.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. You know, when she. When they were talking about seeing each other after the season, I was like, this girl is gonna cheat on you the second she gets a chance. Why are you even giving this cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater a chance? Because she's gonna Cheat. She's gonna cheat. You know she's gonna cheat. And especially talking about having a long distance relationship with Jess. That girl not cheat while she's in front of your face. Like she'll do it right in front of your face. She's done it before.

[Ben Mandelker]

Someone who advertised.

[Ronnie]

Glad Barbara's getting away from her. Hopefully.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. Barbara is like a hot lesbian and she could, she could pull some A list lesbian tale. That's what I say. And she deserves it. Not Jess, for crying out loud. You can cheat. Much better.

[Ronnie]

Gigi Fernandez worthy. Okay?

[Ben Mandelker]

Barbara could be like running Hollywood right now. She gets in with like a power lesbian producer and she is set for life. Okay? Like she is. She can do it. I have all the faith in her. That hair.

[Ronnie]

Okay, so Jess is a loser. Okay, so then it's the preference sheet meeting. Please let's continue doing it in separate rooms because for whatever reason that works for production this year.

[Ben Mandelker]

It's so weird. It's why I just want heads of departments. So yeah, we have this thing and Fraser saying Deb is a mother of three from Philadelphia. And you know she is cause her name is Deb. Also the co primary, a neighbor, Erin, an eternian mother of four who loves dirty martinis, blue cheese, stuffed olives and reruns of Mike and Marley. Erin's sister Brianne and Tara are incredibly picky eaters. Doesn't like beets, Alfredo sauce, fatty or chewy meat. So Anthony, I'm sorry, you will not be able to serve your chewy, fatty steak and beets and Alfredo sauce today.

[Ronnie]

I'm sorry, you're not allowed on the boat. I get people. It's like I'm alert if I eat this, I'm gonna break out in hives or something. But someone who's just like, guess what? Beets, Alfredo sauce and fatty or chewy meat. No, no, you're not allowed here. Okay? What are you, five? I like that. I like that. The chef calls them out later and he's like, yeah, they're very picky. He's like, they're. What are they, children? I think I'll just serve them dinosaur chicken nuggets. That's what we should serve them. And that's what it sounds like. Like, ew, creamy sauce. Now is that meme? Fanny, please don't make the meat too chewy. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial.

[Ben Mandelker]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ben Mandelker]

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[Ronnie]

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[Ronnie]

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Switch now@t mobile.com BI/ taxes and fees guarantee exclusions like taxes and fees applies to the exclusions and details. @t mobile.com you know, Alfredo sauce? First of all, I can't think of the last time I had Alfredo sauce because I just feel like it's so retro. It's not something I gravitate to anymore because I've had it a lot lately. Really. I mean, when I was a kid I loved it, but I haven't had a lot.

[Ronnie]

I have a friend who's into it and so every time, well, I have a friend whose husband is into it. So every time we go out, he orders Alfredo and we share everything. And I don't have the heart to tell him this is disgust. This is a heart attack. Why are we ordering. Why are we ordering? Heart disease. Like, we're all older. We shouldn't be ordering this.

[Ben Mandelker]

Wait a second. I thought Alfredo sauce was salsa. No. Am I incorrect? That's how the debro. But Alfredo sauce, that's when that, that's.

[Ronnie]

When my helper has an attitude. Okay, Alfredo gets a little saucy.

[Ben Mandelker]

My helper, my nobu flatware transporter gets a little saucy.

[Ronnie]

We don't call them bus boys anymore, Ben.

[Ben Mandelker]

But I have to, I have to say though, that like, if Alfredo sauce were served to me on a super yacht, like, if I'm not like allergic or have an intolerance towards any ingredients in it, I'm gonna eat the Alfredo sauce. I'm sorry, I just will. Because it's like you're on, you're on a yacht. That's, that's you're supposed to indulge, like have some Alfredo sauce on the yacht. Now do I want beets in the Alfredo sauce? Probably not, but by the way.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, it's just they've. They've got this whole thing in their minds, this whole nightmare in their minds. Like beets and Alfredo sauce.

[Ben Mandelker]

Like just with fatty and chewy meat.

[Ronnie]

Yeah.

[Ben Mandelker]

Here's some beef tallow. Beef tallow served on a bed of beets topped with Alfredo sauce. Honestly, we probably have seen stuff like that. And I want to say also, Ronnie, since as long as we're talking about Alfredo sauce, that there is a recipe that I will send you that is like a tofu Alfredo sauce where you actually blend up tofu. And I was, I was skeptical. And it worked.

[Ronnie]

It worked. Absolutely.

[Ben Mandelker]

Letting you know.

[Ronnie]

No, just letting you know. It works. No, I don't need Alfredo sauce. Worsened. I already don't like Alfredo sauce, so. Okay, so it doesn't end there. So she doesn't like beets. Alfredo sauce. Fatty or chewy meat. No. Red meat or pork. And dun dun, dun. Gluten free as well. Fuck off. Like, this is just too much. You're not this important. You know what I mean? You're not this important. I hope you brought your own fucking bag of gluten free bagels. Just sit in your room and eat that. I don't even want to talk to you. That's too much. Get a personality. And also, by the way, Aaron, neighbor and attorney, mother of four, you need to have more in your personality than dirty martinis and blue cheese, stuffed olives and that's it.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, that's it. Come on, Aaron. Now Fraser then says, any fish, including shrimp, pork, beets celery, carrots, eel, tomatoes. Are those things. They are not going to eat any.

[Ronnie]

Fish, including shrimp, pork, beets, celery, carrots. No, these are all the things they won't eat.

[Ben Mandelker]

Do you know celery and celery? Okay, yeah, because celery.

[Ronnie]

I'm here, so. Okay, well, celery is annoying. I don't understand celery. It's so stringy and it's hurtful.

[Ben Mandelker]

So stringy. But it's not hurtful. It has a place. And it can actually be delicious and wonderful, like this whole new world of celery salads. I'm all about it. But that being said. Okay, fish, I get it. Some people just don't like seafood. And shrimp, obviously, there's, like, kosher issues or there's also allergies. Pork. Okay, fine. Beets. You know, I know there are people who don't like bees. They find them to be too grassy. Well, guess what? Why don't you start enjoying some grass once in a while? That way you can enjoy beets. Am I right? Get me a khaki. But I love beets. And I think. But whatever, I'll accept. But I'll accept not doing.

[Ronnie]

It's just too much.

[Ben Mandelker]

Carrots are, like, so standard. I'm sorry. Celery and carrots, they should be let in. Okay, I'm sorry. This is too much.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. And tomatoes. I mean, you're just. You're just ruining it for everybody is what I'm saying. You know, you're not alone at home. You need to, like, be chill when you're with a bunch of people on a boat.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. If you're going to.

[Ronnie]

You can pick. You can pick one thing. You can't pick 20 thing. You can pick gluten free. Okay, fine. But you can't pick gluten free and chewy meat free. You can't. You can't do everything. Pick one. You don't get to include beets and Alfredo sauce. Like, I'm already hating these people.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, I don't like the. The Alfredo sauce really bothers me because there's something so specific and stupid about it. It's just like. I don't know. I mean, I understand if you don't like fettuccine Alfredo. You don't. You're like, please don't serve me fettuccine Alfredo. But like, I don't know, like, in the context of everything else, it's like, at this point, like, you sort of deserve fettuccine Alfredo. Like tomatoes. I understand. Some people have tomato allergies and, I don't know, tomatoes are oddly divisive. Again, celery and carrots is where I really am drawing a line here. This is where you're just being astonished. Stupid person. I'm sorry.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna say something really controversial. I think we need to move on. I'm getting too worked up. But, like, in my mind, I hate these people now. I'm like, I literally hate these people now. Okay, so Fraser's like, wow, she sounds like a joy. Night one guests will be wearing pink and want decorations to scream Malibu Dream Yacht. Just burn the boat down at this point.

[Ben Mandelker]

No, just burn the season this way. For real.

[Ronnie]

Explode the boat. Explode the boat.

[Ben Mandelker]

And then they're on day two. We're gonna go for a scout to Happy Bay. Happy Bay is pretty cool. I wouldn't say it's actually happy. It's quite sad. It's a tragic place. I cry there all the time. It's quite small. It's in a beautiful pocket. It doesn't matter if it's the last charter or the first charter. They're still. Yes. And they'll still be paying to be here. So we're going to give them 100, and I'm ready to go. So let's get it done. Let's get these pink ladies to Happy Bay.

[Ronnie]

Happy Bay, a gorgeous place. Unless something goes wrong and a line is tied and the beat Free Woman chokes on chewy meat and dies in a pink Malibu Barbie and fit. But it should be fine. It should be fine.

[Ben Mandelker]

It's just in. I'm hearing that Happy Bay is the world's foremost place to get fettuccine Alfredo. Is that gonna fly? With a guess? No. All right, new location.

[Ronnie]

We'll be going to fettuccine Alfredo. Surely nothing will go wrong.

[Ben Mandelker]

Chewy, meet and beat bae. All right, everyone get on board.

[Ronnie]

Also, dinner should be an eight course meal inspired by fire and ice. Oh, really? Well, surely she hates either fire or ice. And how do you want eight courses when you just listed half of the food in the world that you won't eat? No, you're getting fingernails. I'm giving you a plate of fingernails. That's what you're getting.

[Ben Mandelker]

The only way I'm going to support this fire and ice themed meal is if Fraser serves Aaron A. Or craft some sort of like, George R.R. martini, then I'll be okay with it.

[Ronnie]

Or if they die by either.

[Ben Mandelker]

Or they recreate the last season of Game of Thrones over this meal and have a dragon torch them all.

[Ronnie]

At this point, I'd prefer the Game of Thrones ending. You know, just.

[Ben Mandelker]

I know.

[Ronnie]

Disregard everything and just make the lamest person on the show the winner. Just. Just have it be them. I won't even say who it is because maybe someone hasn't watched Game of Thrones.

[Ben Mandelker]

Do we think that these women realize, are they doing a Game of Thrones thing here or are they just saying Fire and Ice?

[Ronnie]

I think no, because they're having their Fire and Ice sing on their pink Barbie Malibu Mansion night.

[Ben Mandelker]

They're like, guys, we want to have a Game of Thrones themed evening of fire and ice. There cannot be Alfredo sauce. Like, we weren't going to include Alfredo sauce in the Game of Thrones tribute. Okay, just wanted to double check. We do want a red wedding without beets. Oh, well, now you're fucking me over.

[Ronnie]

Well, also, we can't have tomato sauce because I don't like tomatoes either. So I guess no pasta. Nothing pasta.

[Ben Mandelker]

Y. They literally can't do the Red Wedding episode. I'm so mad.

[Ronnie]

It goes final night, everyone eating different stuff. How are you supposed to do this? And Fraser's like, we'll find a way. And by we, I mean you will find a way. As I stand complaining about how crazy you are in the doorway. I don't know. Okay, go ahead.

[Ben Mandelker]

But here's an idea for you, Anthony. I know that you've had a very difficult season and having to do an eight course meal or all these dum dums with different dietary restrictions will be very difficult. So how about I organize a time sensitive fireworks display that has a hard timing that you cannot move whatsoever and means you have to serve your dinner as early as possible. Would that be okay with you? Because that's what I'm going to do.

[Ronnie]

Yes. I would like to arrange some fireworks mostly for us because we deserve it at the end of this season. And Anthony goes, let's go to hell. Yes, Anthony. I like Anthony's new like, oh, I've not messed up in a couple of weeks, so I'm manly chef now. Let us go to hell. We go to hell together.

[Ben Mandelker]

I go to hell. I am manly now because my eyebrows are thinner than ever. So let's go to hell. This is so obnoxious. This fired fireworks display. It's totally over, Anthony, to have this what the fireworks are at like 9 o' clock or something? Which means. And there you cannot, you cannot make them wait on the fireworks. The fireworks can go off at 9 no matter what. Which means that this guy who will most likely get in the weeds with his meal is going to be forced to give a shitty meal because Fraser put a time constraint on it. When they really should be starting at 8 o' clock and be going until midnight with an eight course meal. So this is Fraser. I'm sorry, this is undermining by Fraser right here.

[Ronnie]

We've seen Anthony's eight course meals. One dish is going to be a plate of one asparagus and then one will be a hard boiled egg and then one will be a celery, you know, probably. And they'll be like, oh, I almost killed some more celery. I mean I need to be more careful of this. But I mean we've seen his intricate eight course meals before. So I'm not too worried for him. He'll survive this. And if he can't just say no, I can't do it. Then, then you go to the beach and you cook the chicken because I can't do all of this.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, I just think this is shitty. I think, I think the. I, I don't know. Or this idea that it all has to be done by the fireworks is dumb too. I think they should just like time it so that way they take an intermission in the middle of their meal. But as a result Anthony has a, has a time constraint the rest of the episode that we have to all sit in it door because the freezer. So now it's time to go out. So everyone goes to La Petite plus for dinner. And then Barbara and Jess, they. Barbara and Jess basically leave the table to go make out in the bathroom for a long time. Which is just kind of like. Can you just like wait? Do you have to make out at the dinner table like, or, or like while you're waiting for food? Can you just do this after dinner? Like can we? It's just too much.

[Ronnie]

Well, who's fucked who this season? I'm asking for a friend. Let's talk about sex, baby. So Kyle's like me and Damo every night. We fuck every night. And then Barbara and Jess return and they do a toast for the last charter. And I don't know, it's kind of. I think they're ready for it to be done too. And Barbara wants to play Mary. Fuck or kill, which sounds like a terrible idea. Just kill all of you at this point.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, let the boat sink. But Jess says I would rainbow and I would marry. So, so. And just for the plot. And then Barbara, I will have to kill you. I'm Sorry. Oh, no. Barbara is dead. It is the consequences of my actions. No.

[Ronnie]

And Selene's like, yes, Just it first. And then after I married demon and sex guy. Nice ex, Kyle.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. So then Celine and Jess have a talk. And Jess is like, I just want to say sorry for yesterday. It wasn't right to call you out at the table, just all in front of everyone. Yes, I am talking. Okay. This is. I'm apologizing to you, but you do not get to speak. It's part of this. So, yes, I did it in front of everybody, and it is not okay. And I'm very sorry that I brought up personal issues that I still had to deal with into what happened that day, because it's completely disrespectful. And I know you don't deserve those consequences of my actions.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, yeah, I heard it before, lady. And Celine's like, aha. Okay. Glad you realized it. And she's like, why do not forgive her? I'm not good with her. She apologized. And what, you kill someone after? And after. Oh, sorry, I kill you. No, too late. Too late.

[Ben Mandelker]

So then they both agree that they're good even though they're not good. And then they return to the table, and then they start talking about waking up. And now they're going back to the boat, and they're hanging out in the bar in the boat. And then Jess and Barbara go to the guest cabin. And Barbara's like, I am sad that I'll not see you anymore. Yes. But I have no plans. I know you're working, so I'm chill. I do want to travel to the US In a little bit, so can I come with you?

[Ronnie]

And so Jess is like, wait, you want to see me? And Barbara says, yeah, you know, there's difference between what I want and what I can. You know what I mean? I'm going to be work, so. Well, Barbara has a grip on me. I really fucking like Barbara. I don't ever want to mess up Barbara, but I will if I have the chance. First thing I can do. So if I'm in a relationship, I want to be there. I hope Barbara feels the same. I hope she feels the same about me.

[Ben Mandelker]

So now up on deck, Rainbow sort of flirting with Damo. She's like, damo, catch me, catch me. I'm gonna punch in the face. Are you trying to make out with me again? I'm gonna punch you so hard. Let's go to Nyla. You wish. I'm already fucking deep in those blue, blue eyes. And they're brown. Oh my God, I am so flirtatious.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, they try it, but Damo's bored. He's like, yeah, I can't really figure her out. She's not interesting to me anymore. So I've always had eyes for Silane. She's smoking hot. She keeps flirting with me. I can't really understand her eyebrows. And there's clearly something there. We've got three days left. I'm gonna fuck over my best friend on this boat. Let's do this.

[Ben Mandelker]

By the way, there's clearly not something there. Damo is the sort of guy nice to him. He's like, wow, she's flirting with me. Like we have an attraction. I mean, there's nothing there. I mean, you guys made that in a pool. But that was for revenge on her part. And there's like. If there was something there, I'm sure you would have known from Celine's part.

[Ronnie]

Damo's going through a middle aged crisis early because he's got so much sun damage. And I think he's just like grasping onto his last few years of like playing the field because he's just grasping at whatever he can at this point. And no one really likes Damo, you know. And to hear Damo talk about it, he's like the sexiest guy on this boat. And maybe he should be like, he probably works out the most, you know, he's like the blondest. I guess people like that. But ultimately no one's really into Damo. He's just kind of there when they're bored, you know, needs to make somebody else jealous. So it's been a fun watching. It's like kind of freezing the drain.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, he is. Because Fraser like literally broke up with his boyfriend sort of for demo and then still didn't really even care about pursuing demo. Right. Like they made out in a pool. Fraser called his boyfriend, was like, guess what? I made out with someone. Okay. We're broken up. I guess I can make out with whoever I want to now and then. Still didn't make out with Damo after that anymore. So. Yeah, I think that Damo's sort of just like. He's just some of those. He's like a sad, sad little fire and survivor that never becomes more than a spark. And then goes out.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. So he's decided he's gonna over Kyle and he ends that by saying, and you know, I'm not going to feel bad. We know, we know. You're just hurting other people's feelings to make yourself feel more virile. And unfortunately, it's not really working. You just look sad.

[Ben Mandelker]

You've announced this a few times, that you're not gonna feel bad. We get it. So you're on your selfish phase. Selfish phase. So that he and Celine hug good night. Like they're a little flirty, but she's not picking up what he's putting down, I'll tell you that much. So now it's the next moment.

[Ronnie]

Well, not yet. But we see in previews that she eventually does. And he's doing it in such a gross way too, because he's like, so how are you with the whole world going against you? Didn't you start these fights? Didn't you start a lot of these fights that have been happening? So now he's got her down, so he's like, okay, so now she's feeling bad about herself, so I'll move in and get a little pootay tay.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, well, any port in a storm, I guess. And that was a nautical joke because of Bloodak. So it's six hours until the charter can kill you.

[Ronnie]

Any port in a storm can kill you.

[Ben Mandelker]

You're not bad. More bad.

[Ronnie]

More.

[Ben Mandelker]

So.

[Ronnie]

Happy by death.

[Ben Mandelker]

There's a bridge and there's med ball. There's happy bay. One of these things is gonna kill us. So now it's time to get ready for, you know, the charter. Six hours. The charter. And everyone's doing all this fun stuff, doing the cleaning and stuff. And Fraser's saying how there's one last trip. He's like, honestly, I don't even know how we fucking. I. I know how fucking done we all are. But just bring the energy for the guests. Alain, if you decide to throw yourself down the stairs this time, really do it with some passion, okay? Because this is our final charter, and we want to go out with a bang and get a good tip. Good luck, children. I love you all.

[Ronnie]

So now Damo and Celine are flirting some more and hugging. And Lane's like, I like Scottish, but I baby crush on demo. He always tried to put his foot in my shoes to understand the whole situation. And he have good energy too. He's a good baby. Baby Cr because.

[Ben Mandelker]

All right, dick team, gather round. I want to talk about this mad more situation. It looks to me like you're getting your sorted out on deck. So when we go anchor up in Marigold. That's right, Twists. We go into Marigold and we're. I want you to come to the wheelhouse. We're gonna Watch me. I want Hugo. You're gonna watch me drop the anchor and then at the end of the day, you can drop it at Citizens Bay. Are you happy with that, Hugo?

[Ronnie]

Oh, perfect. I appreciate that. This is gonna be amazing. I've worked my whole life to watch someone drop an anchor. I'm really taken aback, but I'm also really excited about anchoring. I want to be captain of a vessel. So, you know, it's like great to be given freedom to actually drop the anchor. So Captain Carrie is pulling a Captain Sandy where she's like, you know what? I want to watch someone grow. Push that button. Push it again. I'm your mentor. That's right. You want nailed it.

[Ben Mandelker]

You want to sit on my lap? You want to sit in my lap and hold the wheel? Okay, let's do it. So Anthony and Fraser are in the galley and Fraser is like, chef, dinner service on the last night. I think it needs to be at 7 o' clock latest because I'm trying to organize fireworks to go off in the middle of your dinner. So how long do you need? Three or four hours. So. Okay. And if you do lunch at one at the beach, you could be back in your galley by two o'. Clock. And I was also thinking that maybe you could do lunch on the beach and be back by 6 o' clock and have your eight course meal ready by 7 o'. Clock. Is that okay?

[Ronnie]

He's like, oh, fog. Just tell him no. Tell him no. Tell him you need something simpler for the beach then if you want that. Because that's crazy. Like having to make lunch, then take it to the beach, then cook, live at the beach, then go back, no break, and go straight into an eight course dinner. That's too much. They're trying to break the chef.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. Is there a world in which Anthony could maybe do some of the prep the night before, though, for this eight course meal? Like that might help a bit, right? Like do some of the sauces or some of the cold items.

[Ronnie]

Well, I mean, a lot of it. He's very practiced. He whips out the lava cake again, so. Which I think was still solid on the inside, but. So then Damon and Barbara are in laundry and they're talking about her and Jessica. And she's like, I don't know. It is what it is. And he's like, but if you were on the same boat? She goes, but it's not the case where I'm not on the same boat. He's like, but if you were on the same boat, would you be married? She's like, why would I? Why would I think about things that could happen if they're not going to happen? I don't understand this. I don't understand any of this. Please leave me alone. Please take your dreams and ambitions and take them somewhere else. I'm trying to do laundry.

[Ben Mandelker]

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[Ben Mandelker]

So the guests arrive, girls trap and Fraser gives them the tour and everything. And then it's time to lift the anchor and the anchors are in the pocket with consequences. And then the lines and then there's a bridge and unmead mooring themselves. And they get out. They get out of the same parts and they did a great job. It's a great job.

[Ronnie]

I love Anthony coming out and talking to them. He's like, oh well, we have some restrictions I hear. But don't worry, ladies, I'm here to take care of you, okay? Anna doesn't eat tomato. And she's like, yeah, no tomatoes. Okay, no tomato for you. Yeah. I'm Tara and I just want to go on the record. I'm not really gluten free. I don't have an allergy. It's just a sensitivity. So don't go. Don't go crazy with that now. Chewy meat. Watch your ass. Okay, Chewy meat, you will fucking die. But, you know, everything else is fine. Except celery. Not celery either. Alfredo sauce. Huge. No, no, Anthony. Okay, no pressure, no pressure.

[Ben Mandelker]

It's not an allergy or a sensitivity. It's just a. It's a. It's a way of life. So we're very anti Alfredo here. And no beets. No beets or Alfredo together. Okay, thanks. No mirepoix. So celery and carrots out. Okay. No, no onions. Plates. I actually don't like my food served on plates or bowls, so maybe a napkin. Anything that's good for a napkin I would really enjoy. Thank you so much.

[Ronnie]

Don't worry about me though. You know what I'd love? I would love if you could get a giraffe on the board and I could just eat it while it's alive, slice by slice. Could you do that? But no salt and no glute. Okay. Get a giraffe. A gluten free giraffe with no Alfredo sauce or beets. I don't even want it to have eaten beets before.

[Ben Mandelker]

Don't. Don't cook it. It gets chewy. So then Kyle is like, one thing.

[Ronnie]

We will not stand for is chewy giraffe meat.

[Ben Mandelker]

No, no, we just don't. We won't do that. It's just a fatty.

[Ronnie]

Get a thin giraffe. I want a thin giraffe.

[Ben Mandelker]

So Kyle is like, so what do we think of the ladies on board, Daymo? It's like, oh, it looks like they might need a couple of rods on a jet ski in Montreal. These, these guys are very horned up. They're. They're hot for these single ladies. And then we have Deb who's like, well, so Fraser, there's four girls in our family. And then it's the friends. So, you know, for team Fire and Ice, we're going to do all the sisters are the ice because they're all bitches. And then the friends are fire because they're hot slots. Okay, so just make the teams that for when we do that.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, the sisters are ice because we're not nice to strangers. And then the friends are fire because they're always trying to break sisters up. Am I right? So fuck those bitches, okay? Serve them all. Alfredo. Glutenous Alfredo.

[Ben Mandelker]

Hot Alfredo. Sizzling hot Alfredo.

[Ronnie]

No. Kyle and Silane are making out in their little smoking spot, and Hugo is taking pictures as evidence. He's like, oh, yeah, I guess that's a smoking makeout section. Hey, guys, did you hear? I'm going to drop an anchor later. Pretty huge day for me. Pretty huge.

[Ben Mandelker]

Then Anthony is. He's struggling in the. In the. In the galley. He's like, I want to give them as many options, but, like, chicken and beef, like, making simple food fancy. It's, like, possible. And then everyone sits down for lunch. And the guests. One of the guests is like, rainbow, give us the scoop on everybody. There's three single ladies, so who is single? Come on, Rainbow, tell us everything. We can tell you're the popular girl on this boat. Everyone loves. Loves talking to Rainbow again. Give us the dish, Rainbow.

[Ronnie]

What kind of question is that? You're not anybody on this boat, lady. Okay? You are the customers. You don't get to just walk into the place and ask. You can start. What's wrong with you? No, Deb. Yeah, sit your ass down.

[Ben Mandelker]

Rambo's like, well, we actually have a fully single crew. Not many of them would last on a tiny island in Holland, I'll tell you that much. But they are horny as fuck, so go ahead, go to town.

[Ronnie]

And bachelor number one, it's Damo. And they're like, oh, my God. You know, this crew is sad when they're wooing Damo like that. That leathery, highlighted, you know, wiener out perv. They're like, yes, Damo. You won't eat gluten, but you'll fuck Damo, okay? I'm taking none of you seriously.

[Ben Mandelker]

He is the Alfredo sauce of humans. So Damo.

[Ronnie]

Nothing says yeast like Damo.

[Ben Mandelker]

So they asked Damo where he's from. He's like, I'm actually from Perth, Australia. Well, I'll be from wherever you want me to be. And she's like, oh, well, you know, I studied at university in New South Wales. He's like, oh, no way. Oh, you know what? I'm sorry. I. I studied whaling in the south, so let's get that confused. And then one lady goes, well, I studied abroad. This is Brienne, by the way. I don't eat beef. I studied abroad. It was a long time ago. Since you. And I'm just. I'm just entering this into evidence. Since you say you're From a foreign country. I just want to say that I studied abroad, just in general, just studied outside of America. So I think that makes me also a great connection for you. So maybe even a little bit better than New South Wales, because it's a little bit of a broader category. I just studied abroad, so I don't know.

[Ronnie]

Well, you know, I'm studying abroad right now because I'm reading a book and we're abroad. So basically, I'm the most fuckable one here. Like, no, no, you're not. I was actually abroad and I. Abroad? Who was studying abroad? I got two broads in there. So pretty much Bryn's a. Okay. Bryn is definitely the fire trying to melt the ice. All right, girls.

[Ben Mandelker]

Hi, it's Deb here. I just want to say that in college, I did a study abroad program and I was living right next door to Damos. I'm just. My proximity kind of beats all of you guys. So I'm just going to put that out there.

[Ronnie]

Right.

[Ben Mandelker]

Damn. You hear that part?

[Ronnie]

And Damo's like, wow, couldn't have been that long ago. What was it, two years ago? Your spring chicken? They're like, oh, my God. Damo Instagram all time. Growing up, I always had my sister's friends around, and they were always saying, damo, if you were only 10 years older. Well, look at you now. You look 10 years older. Were they witches? Because I think they cursed you.

[Ben Mandelker]

The full sentence was, damo, if only you were 10 years older, we would really be able to get the maximum use out of our moisturizer on your face.

[Ronnie]

We wouldn't try to. If only you were 10 years older, we could try you as an adult for all the grabbing you do during our slumber parties, you fucking perv. Now go put on some pants.

[Ben Mandelker]

If only you were 10 years older, you could be in the before column of the Laroche Posay commercial. So.

[Ronnie]

Formerly young age. I was always flirting up. My first time with older women. I went as a junior counselor to Brazil and fell in love with a staff member or my camp. It was six months. I mean, I was 16, she was 21. 16 year old. Damosigo's log. Oh, yeah. Pumped up the wazoo. A 21 year old was a 16 year old. What? What? What was the name of this camp? Sir, could you please. Could you please give me the name of this camp? Because I'm calling the Popos.

[Ben Mandelker]

It was called Brazilian Star Trek.

[Ronnie]

Let me do that to Barbara. She's like, oh, I will never wear this vest again. Thank You.

[Ben Mandelker]

I know. He's like, yeah, she gave me a vista to be hooked up, by the way. I'm still actually kind of, like, a little fixated. Just going back a second ago to what we already talked about. But, like, I really am amused by this girl Brienne. Brienne. Who's. Who? Like, after, when Damo says that he's from Australia and then Aaron says, I studied at university in New South Wales, I just. The fact that Brienne tries to get in on it by saying, I just studied abroad, like, that's a very common thing that a lot of people do. I unfortunately did not get to do it, which is my own fault. But, like, to be like, well, I studied abroad. Like, no, Brienne, you had that. You don't get to jump into the flirtation because you've studied abroad. You need to have an Australian specific anecdote to go along with it. There's no. No fun connection. There's no sense of kismet just because you left the country once.

[Ronnie]

She's like, well, Deb likes blue cheese and olives, so.

[Ben Mandelker]

Also, I just want to point out.

[Ronnie]

That new abroad, though. Abroad.

[Ben Mandelker]

By the way, for the record, New South Wales is on the entire other side of the continent from Perth. It's like saying, like, like, oh, where are you from? California. Oh, really? You know, I went to school. I went to. I spent like, two months in Maine once. Like, oh, okay, great. Thank you.

[Ronnie]

Also, trying to impress Damo on where you studied is hilarious because Damo's a dingbat. Like, he doesn't care.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Ronnie]

It's like, why would you do that? So now Damo is talking to Hugo and he's saying, these guests are so spicy. Well, these guests are spicy. Well, you know the rules. Don't get caught. That's the rule. Now, because it's you. If it's Kyle, the rule is you're a damn alcoholic. Let's get him fired. But for you. So the guests are laying out and hatching plans on how to snag one of these eligible bachelors.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yes. And care is like, yes. Yes. Yes. Okay, Radio. Jess, are you on the bow? Are you on the bow? Yes, I'm on. I am. Radio is on. Ready for you, Captain. Radio release 1. One shot. One shot. What are consequences? Going into the water. I've dropped the cons. Consequences. Three shackles on the consequence.

[Ronnie]

Fantastic. Let's put the ball up. You really nailed it this time. Now, I just. Jess. Jess, please come to the bridge. Hello, Captain. What can I do for you? I just Wanted you to know people could have died, but they didn't. So we live another day. All right, go back and get ready for Happy Bay, where people might die horrendously.

[Ben Mandelker]

So then meanwhile, Jess calls her friend and tells her about Barbara, and no one cares. And then Anthony is getting ready for dinner and he's like, okay, tonight I'm going to make something as pink as possible. And fish is like, can you focus on flavor and sense over color? Cut is not important because everything I'm doing on the table is pink. And your food just needs to be good and not pink also because I've got the pink covered. And so Fraser saying how Anthony is feeling the pressure because we're so close to the end and he wants to do himself proud and that ain't it all. But he's. But. But he's not. Fraser's gonna make sure that the one thing that Anthony will not do is fail. He will not let it happen. Even though he will get all ridiculous time constraints.

[Ronnie]

Exactly. Fraser's like, yeah, one thing I've got is the chef's back. He will not fail. I will be here telling him, stop worrying about color. Get your food out faster. Add a course, do it before fireworks. Go to the beach, cook some chicken, get back in time to do this all before fireworks. Everything's ruined. God, I love me.

[Ben Mandelker]

Do such great work. So Rainbow's happy because Soso is on her today. She's actually, like, focused. So Rainbow is a happy rainbow today, which is nice. Yeah.

[Ronnie]

You need to keep people like Selene miserable. That's how they work the best. You know? That's true. The only time she works really well is when she's very sad. So just keep her miserable rainbow. So Damo is talking to the ladies. He's like, hello, ladies. It's me, Damo. Who wants to ride a banana? Oh, I've ridden a banana abroad. Yeah, I wrote a banana close to Australia or Ireland. Are you from one of those places? I forgot where you're from. But yeah.

[Ben Mandelker]

I once had a pineapple in Japan, so I think that's, you know, they kind of qualify.

[Ronnie]

Okay, Brianne. Brienne's trying it. Poor Brianne. Hey, do you have any gluten for Brien to ride? I'm just kidding, Brienne. I wouldn't worry.

[Ben Mandelker]

So then this girl Michelle says, well, if you guys. If you guys drive, you guys have to be shirtless. So then they like radio Captain be like, is that okay? And he's like, whatever the guests want, that's what they get. It's not called happy babe for nothing. All right, take off the shirts on magical mics.

[Ronnie]

Magicless mics. I'm looking for the. I'm loving the energy of these girls. They're flirty, they're fun. I don't see him crossing the line. I mean, has anybody grabbed someone's wiener and stuck it inside them yet? No, big inch, they haven't. All right, now, if I didn't have a dead bod, my would be off too. Trust me on that. Sir, we have seen your you shirtless. And if that's a dad bod, sign me up. Okay, that is a goal, sir. Hand it over.

[Ben Mandelker]

Hand it over. So now it's the bananas. Fun times. And now it's time for the guests to get ready for dinner. And then Damo and Hugo and Kyle are all checking out all the guest pics. And then everyone's like changing their outfits and everything. And Fraser has an announcement which to us, he says, today's theme is all dialed up. This is all about femininity. It's fun, it's bubbly. My tits are bouncing, which is a good reminder that I need to stop eating for the next week. I'm hideous.

[Ronnie]

Hideously fat. Today's theme is hideously fat. I'm sorry, that's personal. Dolled up, I suppose. Today's theme is all donated up. I'm sorry, that's me in a mirror.

[Ben Mandelker]

My tits are bouncing. They need to be still. There can't be nothing but skin there.

[Ronnie]

So I'd like to give myself credit for doing a good job as the first obese chiefs do.

[Ben Mandelker]

Below deck. So one guest is like, so what was your favorite part of the day? The other one saying jet skiing with Hugo. I felt like I was holding on to a big bottle of Alfredo sauce. Sorry, Deb, sorry, didn't mean to mention the a word.

[Ronnie]

You guys, you want to watch Damos game? Let's watch Damo's game with women. So he's flirting with Selene and Celine's like, can I offer you some chocolate? Do you want some Nutella inside? And he goes, you know I want more than Nutella inside. Okay, well, good job. I can see why you're not getting laid on this boat, sir. So then we go to Anthony. He's freaking out and he's prepping dinner and he's like, tomorrow's going to be crazy. So many courses tonight. Doesn't make sense to do crazy menu. You know, I feel these women, they're pretty, but damn, they goddamn kids. Like, maybe I should make dinosaur chicken nuggets for these ladies. Dinosaur chicken nuggets.

[Ben Mandelker]

By the way, I would not be opposed to receiving some chicken nuggets. Like, chicken nuggets are delicious. I will take some dinosaur chicken nuggets for a little snack. Absolutely. Give me a nice dipping sauce. I'm not opposed just saying that.

[Ronnie]

Right. Well, you're no dab, that's for sure.

[Ben Mandelker]

Sure. That's true. So. And then Anthony says, so we need to know what Tara's having, because it's no carrots. Potato. Who cares for Tara? Oh, God. Good old. You know, she. You know, the reason why Tara doesn't like carrots is because she probably was called a carrot in middle school. I just have this feeling. I don't even remember what. What Tara looks like, but I'm just sensing they'd be like Tara. More like carrot. If you had a C to the end of Tara's name and then spell it backward, you know, what spells carrot. So she's, like, traumatized for life.

[Ronnie]

It's like the least creative bullies ever. They're like, tara, what can we call Tara? Scara. No, no, no. Carrot. Carrots. Carrots have that. All right?

[Ben Mandelker]

Her name is sort of spelled like carrot kind of backwards. So let's call her Carrot because, you know, kids do that all the time. You know, they. They come up with some weird thing, but they just, like, plague someone like, carrot. Carrot. Carrot. Carrot.

[Ronnie]

Tara.

[Ben Mandelker]

Cara, Cara.

[Ronnie]

Tara.

[Ben Mandelker]

What's Tara doing? She's part of a crudite plate. Stupid Tara. Carrot.

[Ronnie]

Tara's like, the only way I got past the trauma of being called carrot was to woo at a lot of things and refuse to eat off right now. I just did it. I'm feeling better. I do feel better now. I do feel Brienne studied abroad. Whoa, whoa. I'm feeling that. That felt better.

[Ben Mandelker]

I did brain. I was about to make my little anecdote about the time that I watched Priscilla Queen of the Desert, which took place in Australia, and then she comes in when I started abroad, and now what do I have? I have nothing. I can't even flirt with emoji anymore in a rock.

[Ronnie]

God, he didn't get that one. Oh, God. I'm leaving it. Whoa, whoa.

[Ben Mandelker]

Never been to me. Oh, God, oh, God.

[Ronnie]

Oh, my God.

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, my. Good material.

[Ronnie]

Guys, what are these sexy single ladies talking about? Let's find out. So one of them's like, you guys, marriage is not like the be all, end all, okay? And Michelle says, oh, no, I agree. At least 30% of my couples are miserable Last week I had a couple that was. That was. I was finalizing with them and their wedding is in like two months. And they fought the entire time and she's laying him out the entire time. And I'm like, you know what? This is why I'm single. Okay. This is why you're not going to be a marriage counselor for long. I don't think you're allowed to do. Is she a counselor? What is she?

[Ben Mandelker]

I don't know what she is. It sounds like she's an aspiring E card writer. Remember those E cards that were always like, he said, I want my pork chops, and I said, I want my divorce. And it's always like a lady smiling. I feel like this is what this lady is doing, Michelle, you know?

[Ronnie]

Yeah.

[Ben Mandelker]

This is why I love singles.

[Ronnie]

That's funny you say that. I just got an ad for E card served to me and it was like, these are great E cards. And one of them said, stop waiting till you die. Tell everyone to off right now. And I was like, I miss E cards. I miss them.

[Ben Mandelker]

So is that like retro 50s lady, like a housewife, you know?

[Ronnie]

Yeah, that's one of the like 50s. Like she's on a phone with a corpse. Yeah, exactly. Till death do us wait. I'm waiting for it. Waiting for it. So she's bitching about marriage to probably all the married ladies. They're like, yeah, Michelle, marriage isn't everything. We know, we know. We're all miserable, right, girls? Well, I mean, Brienne literally is, but everyone else. You're miserable, right? Yeah. We all hate being married. Michelle. It's not. You made the right choice, Michelle.

[Ben Mandelker]

Well, guess what? These ladies paid to be on a super yacht, and now they're gonna get some real fancy food. Specifically chicken payard with red wine sauce and garlic mashed potatoes. Congratulations on a very basic nice meal. It's just basically like a fried chicken cutlet with some potatoes on the side.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, I like that. He joked about chicken nuggets but then made them a big chicken nugget.

[Ben Mandelker]

Ultimately, that's basically what he did. Yeah.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. Oh, what is the plan for this evening, ladies and I plan on sitting around and waiting for more pounds to just be added to me from breathing air. How about you?

[Ben Mandelker]

Oh, well, we hope the sexy men are gonna put on a fashion show for us. For a single ladies marriage. Overrated, am I right?

[Ronnie]

So, yeah, so now we. This is. We have to suffer through another school play put on by the below deck crew, which is just people dressing in pink and posing A lot. Like they're in a fashion show, which I don't really understand. But first we get dessert served, which is a lava cake, but this time it's sprayed with pink glitter. So pink. Yeah, Nailed it.

[Ben Mandelker]

Nailed it. So now it's 10:15, and now sexy Deck crew fashion show. They come out and. And Hugo is like. Is like dancing and they're all loving it, and he's just having a great time and hamming it up. And then the one, the guest goes, all right, all right, who's hot, who's not? Everyone? Damo. He's my future ex fiance. I studied abroad.

[Ronnie]

Oh, wait. One more time, ladies, for the boys. So then Celine and Rainbow are laughing that they're getting along so well. They can't believe it, you know, Rainbow's like, I am so proud of myself. I did not fight with Selena. I did not fight with Rainbow. She's like, yeah, I'm proud. Really am, bro. Okay. I'm really, really proud of you, bro. Okay, let's go get a good night's bro sleep. Okay?

[Ben Mandelker]

So now it's the next day, and Carrie, you know, he. Well, actually, what. One thing that happened in the middle of this is that Carrie went up to the logbook in the middle of the night, and he was sort of like in his boxes. He was out of. He was out of uniform. And he just decide, you know what I'm gonna do, gonna look at that logbook. And he looked, and no one had checked in on the boat because they were all doing sexy fashion show. So now it's the next morning, and Carrie is like, hugo, Hugo, can you please come to the bridge, mate? He's like, all right, all right. So last night I came up here to check on things before I went down. And it had been, I think at least two hours since an entry was made in the logbook. That's two and a half hours that the position of the vessel wasn't checked. And what was the reason that it wasn't done? Because we could have crashed right into Happy Bay. Tell me why Hugo?

[Ronnie]

It's like. Well, I mean, ours were weird. And then the whole dress up thing, I mean, God, did you hear about how I grew up? It was horrible. And it just slipped. I forgot. Instagram wall. Instagram wall. Please, someone, please, someone help me here. Please, please.

[Ben Mandelker]

Let me talk about growing up in Port Chester, New York. So then Carrie is like, well, if something did happen, if a link did break and we ended up on those rocks down there or ended up on another yacht, and the Investigations coming and checked the logbook. I'm the so I expect more than that from you. Okay, yeah.

[Ronnie]

Big logbook moment. God, it's all. The season's almost over. It's getting. They're really ratcheting it up. Really ratcheting it up. Now guys tune in to find out who didn't sign into the logbook.

[Ben Mandelker]

So he goes like, well, my life. I just wish I could get sucked straight into the ground right now. Did somebody say they wish they could get sucked? Okay, Deb, you know what? You need to go back to your drink. Too much.

[Ronnie]

I got sucked abroad one time. All right, dad, dad, calm it down. Okay? So Hugo's like, oh, God, me. So then Hugo's like, sorry, it won't happen again for sure. Get Jen. Jen is your boyfriend. And I guess they like Fraser now. Oh, no, it's Kyle. So Kyle comes out, but Kyle's not allowed to fuck the guests, which he has taken to me. And he can't go within 30ft of the guests. Like he's on some kind of a list and they're public schools. So he's like standing all the way back at the end of the day because that. Hello there, ladies. Um, hi, Kyle, you want to come over here? No, I'd love to, but I can't really. I've got things to do over here. But good to see you. You're looking good. I think you're looking good. You're pretty far away from me, but I think you're looking pretty good. God, my wieners trying to get over there. Trying to walk all the way over there. Then, God, my wiener doesn't have legs.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, I don't get the Kyle thing. He looks like he just woke up in a dumpster, but they're like, oh my God, future boyfriend over there, right? So then Fraser checks in with Anthony and with everything going on for today, and then Carrie is like, all right, I don't mind, guys, I don't mind if you keep shirts off on the beach. I'm sure there'll be a request for it. So get those shirts off. And damn, it's like, Frasier, these guests want body shots. If I just start spitting out the lime when they go to take it, I'm just necking them all. Do you think that's kosher?

[Ronnie]

No, we haven't got disgusting. We haven't got lime. By the way, I broke up with my boyfriend for you, so, I mean, body shot would be nice. I'm just putting that out there.

[Ben Mandelker]

Waiting. Waiting to cash in. Mine thank you.

[Ronnie]

So now everybody goes to the picnic. They get some chicken and beef sliders. It's super exciting. And Anthony's starting to stress about dinner. Okay. So he's in the. He's back at the galley and he's like, okay, what is time for dinner? She's like, yeah, it's coming up. It's at 8. And he's like, legally impossible. Two hours to make eight course dinner. So we got to change the plan so we do the less course. I mean, at one point, I'm not magician. Rainbow. Okay. At one point, I mean, we set up for success for dinner or we go down. What would you like, Rainbow? She's like, yeah, that's not really my decision. So I'm gonna send a histrionic text to Fraser about it. Okay.

[Ben Mandelker]

I start to realize I'm supposed to do it cause, you know, restriction plus fire on ice and we have to do firework right after that. And timing situation again. Anthony against time is the story of my life. Instagram more. The time I learned how to read a clock. It was a very exciting time for me. But also at the same time, the clock said, you're stupid. So I stopped reading the clock and now it's me against time all the time.

[Ronnie]

Rainbow. I'm not Mary Poppins. What the does that have to do Mary Poppins? I love when Mary Poppins made that eight course meal in like two seconds.

[Ben Mandelker]

She's like, okay, I can't make any decisions like that. I can't help you with this. I can't phrase all to move his ass on the galley. So she's like, fraser, you should come to galley. The chef is starting to lose it again. This is definitely a moment where you've got to think, like, I mean, I guess they want to have the fireworks going off, going during dessert, but at this point, just say, you know what, the fireworks are just going to go off in between the courses and it's fine. And then the meal will continue because it's too much. It's too much. You should. He should be able to be given more time to do a proper eight course meal.

[Ronnie]

Yeah. Also, it's funny that people are still so impressed by fireworks.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ronnie]

When did they just become boring? You know, I think fireworks kind of became boring when they became screensavers. I think that was it for fireworks.

[Ben Mandelker]

I like fireworks, but I don't love them. Like, I've never sad when I miss the fireworks on July 4th. It's like, fine, I get it. Like, whatever.

[Ronnie]

Can you see this year I got to go up to the roof and I watch them because you could see them kind of all. All over the city. And I was like, wow, little firework. Well, I climbed up to the roof for this. I guess I'll stay. Yep, that's a. Wait, look, wait, hold on. It's a firework. That was another. Fireworks. Fireworks are over. I'm sick of you fireworks. Find some new tricks.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, yeah. Sorry, Katy Perry, but fireworks are done. So we now it's time to go to Simpson Bay. They keep on going to so many different bays this episode, this one, this bay is known for being really obnoxious and you have to do a polygraph as soon as you arrive. So. So good luck with that, everyone. Enjoy the Simpson Bay.

[Ronnie]

The spade thing. Tuna fish is chicken. So then Carrie's like, all right, all right, Hugo, Hugo, get up here. It's a huge moment for you. All right, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna do the dock there. We're gonna do the anchor thing. All right, do it, do it. You can die. You can do it. Two shackles. Two shackles. You got it. You got it. Two shackles. Four minutes. Ro. The dolphin's about to crash into a person. Oh, my God. Le about to climb a mountain of Alfredo. Everything is going we doing. You did it. Good job.

[Ben Mandelker]

You did it. Good job, good job.

[Ronnie]

All right, great.

[Ben Mandelker]

Push the button. And the anchor went down. Congratulations. It's like, wow, that's great. So now it's 90 minutes until dinner. And Fraser's like, hey, said, babe, have you got plans, babe? Rainbow's like, well, we'll see what what comes. I've been putting up flyers all over St. Martin to see if anyone wants to go, you know, know, fist to fist in a small island somewhere. No takers just yet, but hoping for the best. Okay, but we haven't got long, so whatever you plan to do for after this charter, you know, no one really cares. So then Anthony is freaking out. He's like, do we know where the face Ryan is? We have eight course dinner in an hour and a half. I need the instruction. I mean, I need to know what's going on because we are talking about the big night, right? Like, I mean, nothing of school going gives. No one gives a about what we're going to do here. I mean, I don't give a too. So I don't know. Where's a tea towel? I need to throw a tea towel at the refrigerator. This is. It's come to that.

[Ronnie]

And he's Doing this to slain and slay is like, I go for it. Explain yourself. Oh, well, I'm going to start anyway. Good luck. Good luck. Okay. Good luck for the other one. She's like, she doesn't care what is what do you not understand? Anthony, you have an eight course meal that you're going to start serving at seven.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah. Are they not allowed to speak French to each other? I was actually frustrated that he had to speak. He was so angry right now and, you know, he just wanted to have a big French rant. And I felt like he was forced to. To do this rant in English. I'm like, just speaking French is so Lane. I've been waiting all season for we. They need to speak in French together. More like, I need to hear the French. I need to hear. I'll read the subtitles. I don't care. Give us the French.

[Ronnie]

So Fraser finally comes down and Anthony is like, bro, I'm not happy. Bro, I'm not happy. Everybody is flying around. Why it is supposed be biggest night ever. We have dinner on an hour and a half and it's eight course dinner and everybody give a about nothing. And it's supposed to be right now. How are we supposed to be us all together and show the unique experience? What is your. What are you. What are you talking about? Make your food. You're the only person in control of the food. What are you bitching about the table? Are you bitching about their outfit? Shut up, Anthony. Cook your food.

[Ben Mandelker]

Yeah, I'm starting to get the sense that, like, did he just not sit down and like, write up a game plan last night to be like, okay, this is what I want to make. These are the things like, you know, like, he's, he's losing his mind. I understand why he's losing his mind, but he's also losing his mind in a way where it seems like he doesn't even know what to do. It's like, why did you not, like, sit down with a notepad and just like, come up with a game plan and come up with an idea of like, cook this first and this, then this, then this?

[Ronnie]

Yeah. Feels like he's a little in the way because wasn't it the same day that he's like, I'll make pink things? And Fraser's like, we don't need to make pink things. Like, what are you talking about? So I don't think he has a plan and I think he's just causing drama so that if something goes wrong, he can be like, oh, because no One took seriously, you know, And I was saying all day I want people to take seriously.

[Ben Mandelker]

So yeah, I don't know. I don't know what's going on with him, but he's losing his mind. Afraid. She's like, okay, stop complaining, let's just do this. Jesus. And now Celine is talking to Kyle and she's like, well, do you sleep tonight? And he's like, well, do you sleep tonight?

[Ronnie]

It.

[Ben Mandelker]

She's like, in your bed? She's like, oh yeah. I mean usually on Thursday night I sleep in my bed. But you know, there's an invitation. I wouldn't say no to it. She's like, oh yeah. Because he knows. Very implied.

[Ronnie]

So I don't really want to be.

[Ben Mandelker]

They basically want to have sex tonight.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, they're doing their like awkward flirting. I wouldn't say no to an invitation. Ah, saying not the invitation is words. No. So then Fraser, you know, it's like dinner. The captain's gonna join for dinner. 7:15 at the Ladies at the latest. But it kind of all relies on chef now and he's under a lot of pressure, so. And now we see 30 minutes until dinner and Anthony's like, oh, I planned some ahead. I want to make something unforgettable. Oh, I don't know if I could do plan. It's my last dinner. I have to live like legends. So the theme today, Ice, fire. I got to match everything. I got to come up with something crazy. I have to do nothing for Monica Fox. I've got. I'm.

[Ben Mandelker]

You're actually like considering that like the theme is fire and ice. The ice stuff means that you have the liberty to make a whole bunch of cold dishes which you could have made the night before. Just going to put that out there. So Fraser is like, he's going to be in a state tonight. I wish we had more time. By the way, I've added in a second fireworks display that's going to go off at 7:30. So we really have to have that equals dinner done by then. Is that a problem?

[Ronnie]

I'm not octopus. I'm not Mary Poppin me. Seven o' clock for eight course dinner. Go yourself. You know what there, no more fire, no more ice. I don't want to do goddamn thing.

[Ben Mandelker]

The fire and ice have left the building. No more. Now you're all just getting a series of Chicken McNuggets and various dipping sauces. Congratulations.

[Ronnie]

Oh, and that's it. Episode left where Damo screws over Kyle and Seline screws over Kyle and Kyle maybe finds a reason to stick his wiener in some one of the guests. Who knows? We'll see.

[Ben Mandelker]

Who knows. All I do know is that time to put this season out to pasture. I'm. I'm done with it. I can't do it anymore. It's been 15 episodes. Geez, I felt every single minute of it. So thanks everyone for being here. Season finale next week. Looking forward to it. And we'll catch you on the next episode. Bye everyone.

[Ronnie]

Bye.

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